# Boys! If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
BIRDS TWEET
Ah, I needed this.
So relaxing. So peaceful.
COMPUTER GAMES BLEEP
Squirrel.
DOG BARKS EXCITEDLY
Oh, man, not again! Relax, boy.
He'll be fine, as long as he doesn't look down!
Look down?
Aah!
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Not the walnuts!
Help! Help!
Cat, you climb trees, go help him!
Hoo-hoo, wow, oo-wow!
Oof! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Help! He-e-elp!
CHEESE DOES TARZAN SCREAM
Agh!
Oh!
Cheese, that was awesome.
I mean, not that I needed saving.
That's nothing.
Just a little thing from Korza, the Wild Girl!
I'd just love to have her forest adventures.
Be a real wild girl!
Ha! You trying to survive in the wild
would be like Girl trying to survive loading the dishwasher.
A - I DID survive that,
and I was the one who put the fire out.
And B - we awesome girls challenge you dorky dorks to
a weekend of surviving in the wild, camping!
I'm in. Each team has to reach
the peak of their mountain by the end of the weekend.
If you don't get there, you're a loser!
But a big, ginormous scary bear lives up there.
Ha! Dog is scared!
No, you're Dog!
I mean, YOU'RE scared.
I'm in - Mouse, too.
I am? Er, OK - thanks?
And so are we. Cat, you in?
Yeah, she's in.
Ah, nature! Listen to those chirping birds.
Feel that cool morning mist on your skin, smell the fresh...
Stinky girls. ..stinky girls!
Wait, what?
What's up!!
What are you guys driving?
Motorised wagon carrying our gear.
You see, we're glamping, which is camping with luxury!
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
Glamping won't get you to the top.
But traditional camping will get US there.
Yeah, OK, OK. But no...
DEVICE PINGS
Oh, hey, the teakettle's ready!
THEY SLURP
Hot! Agh!
BOTH: Ah!
THEY LAUGH
Camping 1, glamping 0.
Phew, now, that's what I call a solid job.
TELEVISION:
What are they, wise old man?
Glamping 1, camping 1.
A tie that will not last long.
BOY SLURPS
Camping is about roughing it.
Not bathing, not eating for days,
and letting your freak run wild!
Exactly. Now, give me that cat hat.
Hope all your gizmos don't attract the big, ginormous, scary bear.
Ha! There probably ain't no bear at all, right, Mouse?
Actually, there could be...
See? No bear. We're good.
Then, the competition...begins!
It already begun earlier. Duh.
Er, then it begins...harder!
Yeah, OK, that makes sense.
Voila! Fancy pheasant!
BIRD SQUAWKS AND FLAPS
GIRL LAUGHS
Oh, yeah? well, where's your food?
Oh, you shall see.
Ha-eee-ya!
Ee-yoo! I got ya!
You can't get away! Ah! Ah!
Oh, yeah. Oh!
Ugh! Ugh!
Take that, blueberry bush!
SHE MUNCHES
Now, we feed on your tasty blueberry juices!
Yeah, ha-ha-ha-ha!
FLY BUZZES
SWARM BUZZES
Agh! Ugh!
Agh! Agh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
ALL: Ah, ha-ha-ha!
THEY CHOKE
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
MICROWAVE HUMS AND SIZZLES
ALARM SOUNDS
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!
BUBBLES GURGLE
BIRD OF PREY SCREECHES
Ugh! No way can the boys make this last leg.
I doubt they can even read a map.
Whaaa?
How did you know where to go?
I used a map app, thanks to my generator-powered tablet.
A map app, oh, how marvellous!
Excuse me, while I now do something on a totally unrelated matter.
So-weee!
No, not the walnuts, not the walnuts!
Run for it!
Ha! They'll never make it.
And we are totes reaching the top of the mountain
and nothing is going to stop us.
Nothing! Nothing!
BOTH: Ah, ha-ha-ha!
Without this generator, it means no fridge, no video games
and no bidet.
Ah! Guess we could still pretend to play?
Pew, pew.
GIGGLING
GROWLING
DEEP GROWLING
Oh, if we don't get it together,
only the girls will reach the mountain peak.
Ah, come on, let's get back to camp and try to have a good night.
Our campsite's been ransacked!
The girls totally sabotaged us!
Well, guess what, this means war.
And with war comes revenge!
Agh!
All aboard, campers - tonight, we fish and eat as queens!
CAT SCREECHES
Ha! That's what you get for ruining our camp.
We did not!
You're just mad, because campers are beating glampers.
You mean glampers beat campers.
GIRL AND CHEESE: Campers! BOY AND DOG: Glampers!
Campers! Glampers!
Hold on!
If you girls didn't ruin our camp, then who did?
BEAR GROWLS
What's that?
As guard dog, I'll check it out.
Er, if someone comes with me.
BEAR GROWLS
BEAR ROARS
Ah, it's the big, ginormous, scary bear Bear Mountain - Mouse,
you said it didn't exist!
No, I didn't! Run!
Agh!
BEAR GROWLS
MOUSE SQUEAKS
OK, enough. This isn't about camping or glamping any more.
This is about surviving. Exactly!
And I have a plan to combine our skills to beat this bear
together - as a family!
Yeah! Let's do it!
BEAR GROWLS
OK, which one of y'all morons yelled, "Yeah, let's do it"?
ALL: Agh!
Agh!
Trap set.
Now, all we have to do is wait, so, everyone just stay here and...
Where's Cat?
CAT GOBBLES
CAT MUNCHES AND SLURPS
BEAR GROWLS
Cat is bear bait!
CHEESE DOES TARZAN SCREAM
Got ya!
ALL: Ha-ha!
BEAR GRUNTS
Yeah!
We got the bear! Ah-ha-ha! Yeah!
We worked together and prevented
that bear from hurting a living soul!
CUPS CLINK
BEAR GROWLS
WOMAN: Agh, ha-ha...!
That was the best glamping camping rescue ever.
But I'm kind of ready to head home now.
Yeah, forget about reaching the mountaintop, it was a silly bet.
Although the mountaintop IS only 20 feet away...
Huh. Whatever.
Agh!