1 00:00:03,523 --> 00:00:05,203 # Boys! If we get it wrong 2 00:00:05,203 --> 00:00:06,243 # We'll make it right 3 00:00:06,243 --> 00:00:07,283 # We're not alone 4 00:00:07,283 --> 00:00:08,883 # Girls! We can become one 5 00:00:08,883 --> 00:00:10,683 # When we work together! 6 00:00:10,683 --> 00:00:12,203 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 7 00:00:12,203 --> 00:00:13,603 # Guess you're stuck with me 8 00:00:13,603 --> 00:00:15,923 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 9 00:00:15,923 --> 00:00:17,483 # Guess we're family. # 10 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:26,363 DOORBELL RINGS 11 00:00:26,363 --> 00:00:27,923 Mail's here. Woof! 12 00:00:27,923 --> 00:00:29,443 ELECTRICITY BUZZES 13 00:00:29,443 --> 00:00:30,523 Thanks. 14 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:34,883 It's finally here. 15 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:37,523 Something that's going to bring us all together 16 00:00:37,523 --> 00:00:39,643 with the pixel magic of... 17 00:00:39,643 --> 00:00:41,363 ..teamwork! 18 00:00:41,363 --> 00:00:43,003 What's that doohickey? 19 00:00:43,003 --> 00:00:44,723 Something to make Boy cooler? 20 00:00:44,723 --> 00:00:46,443 Yeah, something to make me cooler? 21 00:00:46,443 --> 00:00:50,243 It's an old video game on an old console. 22 00:00:50,243 --> 00:00:52,003 Mouse, where did you get that thing? 23 00:00:52,003 --> 00:00:54,403 Ancient Egypt? Just you watch! 24 00:00:54,403 --> 00:00:57,443 This is a special game called... 25 00:00:57,443 --> 00:00:59,283 ..Blockbuster 3000! 26 00:01:00,283 --> 00:01:03,123 Uh, you said "special" when I think you meant to say "garbage-y". 27 00:01:03,123 --> 00:01:05,243 "Blockblaster 3000"? 28 00:01:05,243 --> 00:01:07,923 Is 3,000 the number of people who went braindead 29 00:01:07,923 --> 00:01:09,643 playing this dumb thing? 30 00:01:09,643 --> 00:01:14,723 Enough! Your snarky attitudes are proving exactly why I got this. 31 00:01:16,203 --> 00:01:18,803 This game can only be won by teamwork, 32 00:01:18,803 --> 00:01:21,203 which this family needs to learn more of. 33 00:01:21,203 --> 00:01:24,403 I love you guys, but I hate all of our fighting. 34 00:01:24,403 --> 00:01:26,443 Why would I want to win a game that looks like 35 00:01:26,443 --> 00:01:28,803 it was programmed by a baby crawling over a keyboard? 36 00:01:28,803 --> 00:01:30,203 Just try it! 37 00:01:31,243 --> 00:01:32,523 CONTROLLER BEEPS 38 00:01:36,003 --> 00:01:37,283 VIDEO GAME BEEPS 39 00:01:37,283 --> 00:01:41,923 Oh, wow, awesome. Great. Fun. So exciting. Yay. 40 00:01:41,923 --> 00:01:44,923 It's bad, but kind of addictive. 41 00:01:44,923 --> 00:01:46,163 Oh, yeah, kind of is. 42 00:01:46,163 --> 00:01:47,203 Mreow! 43 00:01:47,203 --> 00:01:48,563 Yeah. It's not so bad. 44 00:01:48,563 --> 00:01:50,323 Yeah, it actually is kind of fun. 45 00:01:50,323 --> 00:01:51,643 Told ya! 46 00:01:51,643 --> 00:01:53,283 And there's this secret ending 47 00:01:53,283 --> 00:01:54,963 that's supposed to be awesome! 48 00:01:54,963 --> 00:01:58,963 ALL: Secret ending?! Oooh. 49 00:01:58,963 --> 00:02:01,203 Let's do it. 50 00:02:01,203 --> 00:02:02,323 Excellent. 51 00:02:02,323 --> 00:02:06,523 Now remember, you got to work together, so play nice. 52 00:02:06,523 --> 00:02:09,083 "Work together, play nice." Got it. Not a prob... 53 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,403 SHE GASPS 54 00:02:09,083 --> 00:02:10,403 Boy! 55 00:02:10,403 --> 00:02:13,163 You stole my power-up, you stink machine! 56 00:02:13,163 --> 00:02:14,963 That power-up was mine, booger-breath. 57 00:02:14,963 --> 00:02:16,563 Cheese, you just kicked me. 58 00:02:16,563 --> 00:02:18,123 Do you have holes in your brain too? 59 00:02:18,123 --> 00:02:20,843 Says the guy so stupid that he drinks from the toilet. 60 00:02:20,843 --> 00:02:22,123 Raaargh! 61 00:02:22,123 --> 00:02:25,723 All right, guys? Play nice or we won't get to the end. 62 00:02:25,723 --> 00:02:26,923 Guys? 63 00:02:26,923 --> 00:02:28,403 GUYS! 64 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:29,843 That does it! 65 00:02:29,843 --> 00:02:31,323 POWER ZAPS 66 00:02:31,323 --> 00:02:33,163 This game was meant to bring us together, 67 00:02:33,163 --> 00:02:35,083 but it's tearing us apart! 68 00:02:35,083 --> 00:02:37,003 Argh... No game for you! 69 00:02:37,003 --> 00:02:39,643 THEY ALL GROAN 70 00:02:39,643 --> 00:02:40,843 Aw, come on! 71 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:49,523 So, you want to play the game, huh? 72 00:02:49,523 --> 00:02:51,883 But you can't get along. 73 00:02:51,883 --> 00:02:55,763 I'll fix that. Aah, I'll fix it good! 74 00:02:55,763 --> 00:02:58,323 Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 75 00:02:58,323 --> 00:03:02,043 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa! 76 00:03:04,483 --> 00:03:07,723 So then, that's our plan to steal the game from Mouse. 77 00:03:07,723 --> 00:03:09,243 Everyone in? Yep! Totally! 78 00:03:09,243 --> 00:03:10,443 MOUSE: Good morning. 79 00:03:11,763 --> 00:03:14,323 The girls are planning to steal your console cos they hate you. 80 00:03:14,323 --> 00:03:16,883 But now that we told you, you'll let us play and not them, right? 81 00:03:16,883 --> 00:03:17,923 Hey! 82 00:03:17,923 --> 00:03:21,443 SHE SIGHS Mouse, can we please play the game? 83 00:03:21,443 --> 00:03:23,883 We all want to get to that secret ending. 84 00:03:23,883 --> 00:03:25,123 Oh, yes. 85 00:03:25,123 --> 00:03:27,363 You can all play the game again. 86 00:03:27,363 --> 00:03:29,083 Presenting... 87 00:03:29,083 --> 00:03:30,643 TENSE VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS 88 00:03:30,643 --> 00:03:31,963 SCREEN RATTLES 89 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,203 ..BickerBot! 90 00:03:34,203 --> 00:03:36,003 ROBOTICALLY: Would you like to play a game? 91 00:03:37,123 --> 00:03:38,883 The BickerBot shall monitor 92 00:03:38,883 --> 00:03:40,883 our gameplay and will punish 93 00:03:40,883 --> 00:03:42,803 any bickering or insults. 94 00:03:42,803 --> 00:03:45,403 Punish us? Ha! It looks like it would lose 95 00:03:45,403 --> 00:03:46,723 a fight to a vending machine. 96 00:03:46,723 --> 00:03:48,163 BICKERBOT BEEPS 97 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:52,283 Every time you fight, BickerBot locks up the game for an hour. 98 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:54,403 SHE GASPS 99 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:54,403 You monster. 100 00:03:54,403 --> 00:03:55,963 Get him, Cat! 101 00:04:00,443 --> 00:04:03,403 Mouse, why would you do this?! 102 00:04:03,403 --> 00:04:05,523 To teach you to work as a team. 103 00:04:05,523 --> 00:04:07,683 And if you argue too much... 104 00:04:07,683 --> 00:04:10,323 BICKERBOT BEEPS MENACINGLY 105 00:04:10,323 --> 00:04:11,483 EXPLOSION 106 00:04:11,483 --> 00:04:12,643 THEY GASP 107 00:04:12,643 --> 00:04:14,723 Yup! Thermonuclear meltdown. 108 00:04:14,723 --> 00:04:17,683 Robot and game both destroyed. 109 00:04:17,683 --> 00:04:19,043 He-he! 110 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:23,523 So be good or you'll never see the game's secret ending. 111 00:04:23,523 --> 00:04:26,243 And even I am programmed to want to see that. 112 00:04:26,243 --> 00:04:27,603 SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYS 113 00:04:27,603 --> 00:04:31,283 Oh, pish-tosh, it can't be that hard to not bicker, right? 114 00:04:33,923 --> 00:04:34,963 ALL: Yeah! 115 00:04:34,963 --> 00:04:36,003 Mrow! 116 00:04:37,843 --> 00:04:40,323 Yep, no bickering or insults. 117 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:42,683 Easy. Ha! I can play all day without... 118 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:43,763 THWACK 119 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:44,843 THWACK 120 00:04:44,843 --> 00:04:45,883 THWACK 121 00:04:45,883 --> 00:04:47,203 THWACK 122 00:04:47,203 --> 00:04:50,283 You hit my guy, you flea-ridden butt-sniffer! 123 00:04:50,283 --> 00:04:51,603 Lockdown! 124 00:04:52,723 --> 00:04:54,803 Oh, come on! Way to go, Girl. 125 00:04:54,803 --> 00:04:57,603 Ha! See you guys in one hour! 126 00:04:57,603 --> 00:04:59,523 ALL: Aahhhh! 127 00:04:59,523 --> 00:05:01,083 CLOCK TICKS 128 00:05:01,083 --> 00:05:03,043 CLOCK DINGS 129 00:05:03,043 --> 00:05:04,483 BICKERBOT BEEPS 130 00:05:04,483 --> 00:05:05,683 ALL: Yeah! 131 00:05:09,683 --> 00:05:11,643 Girl, you blew the whole level. 132 00:05:11,643 --> 00:05:14,723 Maybe try looking at the screen when you play?! Lockdown. 133 00:05:16,163 --> 00:05:17,483 ALL: Awww! 134 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,203 CLOCK TICKS AND DINGS 135 00:05:19,203 --> 00:05:20,283 ALL: Yeah! 136 00:05:23,683 --> 00:05:26,883 Boy, a monkey bashing the controller on his behind 137 00:05:26,883 --> 00:05:28,523 would play better than you! 138 00:05:28,523 --> 00:05:29,603 Lockdown! 139 00:05:30,603 --> 00:05:31,923 ALL: Aw! 140 00:05:31,923 --> 00:05:32,963 CLOCK TICKS AND DINGS 141 00:05:33,923 --> 00:05:38,283 Cheese, you stink at this game more than you...well, stink. 142 00:05:38,283 --> 00:05:39,523 Lockdown! 143 00:05:40,803 --> 00:05:42,083 THEY BICKER 144 00:05:42,083 --> 00:05:43,123 Lockdown! 145 00:05:43,123 --> 00:05:46,083 BICKERING 146 00:05:46,083 --> 00:05:47,763 Lockdown! 147 00:05:47,763 --> 00:05:49,483 ALL: Ahhhhh! 148 00:05:51,083 --> 00:05:54,443 Guys, we're almost at thermonuclear meltdown. 149 00:05:54,443 --> 00:05:57,363 So everyone quiet or it's no more game. 150 00:05:57,363 --> 00:05:59,363 THEY GROAN 151 00:05:57,363 --> 00:05:59,363 All right. 152 00:05:59,363 --> 00:06:02,283 So, have we learned our lesson yet? 153 00:06:02,283 --> 00:06:03,963 No! This is no way to play. 154 00:06:03,963 --> 00:06:05,483 This is no way to live! 155 00:06:05,483 --> 00:06:09,363 I throw down my soda in protest! 156 00:06:09,363 --> 00:06:10,603 ELECTRICITY ZAPS 157 00:06:11,603 --> 00:06:14,603 Malfunction. Bug...ending corrupted. G-g-g-g-g-game... 158 00:06:14,603 --> 00:06:15,923 Talking Cheese. 159 00:06:15,923 --> 00:06:18,523 No-one even questions...secret ending. Malfunction. 160 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,083 It's going haywire! 161 00:06:20,083 --> 00:06:21,763 Mrow? 162 00:06:21,763 --> 00:06:23,443 Must eliminate... 163 00:06:23,443 --> 00:06:25,163 ..family. 164 00:06:30,723 --> 00:06:34,043 ROBOTICALLY: You are family. You should have worked together. 165 00:06:34,043 --> 00:06:36,763 Now prepare to be destroyed together. 166 00:06:36,763 --> 00:06:38,643 Oh, yeah? Destroy us with what? 167 00:06:38,643 --> 00:06:39,683 The game controllers? 168 00:06:39,683 --> 00:06:41,283 SAW BUZZES 169 00:06:42,563 --> 00:06:44,243 Nope, buzzsaws. 170 00:06:44,243 --> 00:06:46,443 Oh, why did I give him those? 171 00:06:46,443 --> 00:06:48,083 ALL: Aaaahhhh! 172 00:06:48,083 --> 00:06:49,403 ALL: Aahhhh! 173 00:06:49,403 --> 00:06:50,643 SAWS BUZZ 174 00:06:51,643 --> 00:06:55,243 Cat, open the back door so we can make a break for it. 175 00:06:55,243 --> 00:06:57,283 Mrow! Mrooow! 176 00:06:57,283 --> 00:06:58,563 CLANG 177 00:07:02,723 --> 00:07:03,763 Mrow? 178 00:07:03,763 --> 00:07:04,923 No, you didn't do it! 179 00:07:04,923 --> 00:07:06,043 You trapped us! 180 00:07:06,043 --> 00:07:07,083 SAWS BUZZ 181 00:07:08,083 --> 00:07:10,243 Eliminate...family. 182 00:07:10,243 --> 00:07:11,643 ALL: Ahhh! 183 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:16,323 Ugh! This'll show him. Hng! 184 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:19,203 Ooh! Ah! Oh! Gah! 185 00:07:19,203 --> 00:07:21,123 Girl, stop throwing tomatoes! 186 00:07:21,123 --> 00:07:22,683 Hng! Gah, ow! 187 00:07:24,163 --> 00:07:26,083 WEAKLY: I meant stop throwing anything. 188 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,483 SHE GASPS 189 00:07:27,483 --> 00:07:29,243 Aaah! Whoa! Aah! 190 00:07:29,243 --> 00:07:30,923 Whoa! Aah! 191 00:07:30,923 --> 00:07:33,803 Stop! I'm too beautiful to let this end! 192 00:07:33,803 --> 00:07:37,203 And too talented! Don't take it away from me! 193 00:07:37,203 --> 00:07:38,603 BOY WAILS 194 00:07:38,603 --> 00:07:40,603 I hate being upside down. 195 00:07:40,603 --> 00:07:45,243 Aw, now I'll never get to see Boy perfect his close-up magic! 196 00:07:45,243 --> 00:07:48,723 And I'll never get to see Boy fail at his close-up magic. 197 00:07:48,723 --> 00:07:52,003 And I'll never get to see how this game ends! 198 00:07:53,003 --> 00:07:56,203 Hmm, yes, I have not seen the game's ending either. 199 00:07:56,203 --> 00:07:59,803 Hmm. And yet, I am programmed to want to see it. 200 00:07:59,803 --> 00:08:02,923 Well, then, if you destroy us, 201 00:08:02,923 --> 00:08:05,883 then you'll never get to see that super-secret ending. 202 00:08:05,883 --> 00:08:08,203 The rotting dairy wedge speaks the truth. 203 00:08:08,203 --> 00:08:11,163 You must finish the game for my enjoyment. 204 00:08:11,163 --> 00:08:12,563 THEY GASP 205 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:14,563 Then...I will finish you. 206 00:08:14,563 --> 00:08:17,163 ALL: Aww! Also for my enjoyment. 207 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,083 Ha, ha, ha! 208 00:08:23,763 --> 00:08:25,683 VIDEO GAME BEEPS 209 00:08:27,203 --> 00:08:30,283 We are so doomed, doomed if we do, doomed if we don't. 210 00:08:30,283 --> 00:08:32,363 That's it! Doomed if we don't! 211 00:08:32,363 --> 00:08:35,723 Guys, that thing has only one more lockdown in him. 212 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,723 If we bicker, we blow him up! 213 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:42,603 Well, here we go. Ahem... 214 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:44,003 VIDEO GAME BEEPS 215 00:08:44,003 --> 00:08:46,323 Nice move, Mouse! 216 00:08:46,323 --> 00:08:48,923 Ever try not blowing it? 217 00:08:48,923 --> 00:08:50,803 Lockdoooown... 218 00:08:50,803 --> 00:08:55,603 Wait, no, you're so close to the end and I must see it. Continue. 219 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,563 Cheese, get out of my way or I'll shove you back 220 00:08:57,563 --> 00:08:59,683 in the cow you came from. 221 00:08:59,683 --> 00:09:02,163 Lockdow... No. Continue. 222 00:09:02,163 --> 00:09:06,843 Boy, you play so bad that my IQ just dipped 40 points. 223 00:09:06,843 --> 00:09:09,043 L-L-L-L-L... No. Continue. 224 00:09:09,043 --> 00:09:11,483 THEY BICKER 225 00:09:11,483 --> 00:09:13,243 No, stop fighting! 226 00:09:13,243 --> 00:09:14,683 Finish the game! 227 00:09:14,683 --> 00:09:17,403 Must...see...secret...ending! 228 00:09:17,403 --> 00:09:18,683 ELECTRICITY ZAPS 229 00:09:18,683 --> 00:09:21,403 You are all terrible. 230 00:09:21,403 --> 00:09:23,803 Why can't you dummies just work together? 231 00:09:23,803 --> 00:09:26,203 Oh, I think we just did. 232 00:09:26,203 --> 00:09:29,563 Grrr! Lock...down. 233 00:09:29,563 --> 00:09:33,123 ELECTRICITY ZAPS 234 00:09:35,363 --> 00:09:36,883 Huh... 235 00:09:36,883 --> 00:09:40,203 Strange. For a moment there, I thought I was going to... 236 00:09:40,203 --> 00:09:42,123 EXPLOSION 237 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:49,323 CRASH 238 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,283 ELECTRICITY ZAPS 239 00:09:49,323 --> 00:09:51,283 Oh... 240 00:09:53,283 --> 00:09:54,323 ALL: Phew. 241 00:09:55,243 --> 00:09:58,643 Well, this wasn't exactly how I wanted you to learn teamwork, 242 00:09:58,643 --> 00:10:02,003 but, in a twisted way, it worked! 243 00:10:02,003 --> 00:10:03,443 THEY CHEER 244 00:10:03,443 --> 00:10:06,203 And I just realised... Duh! 245 00:10:06,203 --> 00:10:09,043 Obviously, someone posted the ending online years ago. 246 00:10:09,043 --> 00:10:10,403 Check this out! 247 00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:11,483 ARCADE MUSIC STARTS 248 00:10:11,483 --> 00:10:12,523 SHEEP BAAS 249 00:10:12,523 --> 00:10:13,563 GOAT MAAS 250 00:10:13,563 --> 00:10:14,683 MUSIC BLEEPS 251 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:15,763 MONKEY SCREECHES 252 00:10:15,763 --> 00:10:16,843 COW MOOS 253 00:10:16,843 --> 00:10:17,963 SHEEP BAAS 254 00:10:17,963 --> 00:10:19,163 BIRD CHIRPS 255 00:10:19,163 --> 00:10:20,963 SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY 256 00:10:19,163 --> 00:10:20,963 Ohh. 257 00:10:20,963 --> 00:10:23,283 That's...uh, nice. 258 00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:25,323 Wow. We almost got killed for that? 259 00:10:25,323 --> 00:10:26,763 VIDEO CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND 260 00:10:26,763 --> 00:10:28,243 Totally worth it! 261 00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:29,843 ALL: Totally! 262 00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:32,323 Hey, you guys remember when the robot's head exploded? 263 00:10:32,323 --> 00:10:33,603 That was cool. 264 00:10:35,203 --> 00:10:38,803 BICKERBOT CRACKLES SINISTERLY 265 00:10:38,803 --> 00:10:40,843 ROBOTICALLY: Must eliminate family. 266 00:10:40,843 --> 00:10:42,563 BICKERBOT BEEPS AND POWERS OFF 267 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:43,603 CRASH 268 00:10:45,763 --> 00:10:48,003 Om! Whoa! 269 00:10:49,003 --> 00:10:52,883 CAT SNORES