# Boys! If we get it wrong
# We'll make it right
# We're not alone
# Girls! We can become one
# When we work together!
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess we're family. #
DOORBELL RINGS
Mail's here. Woof!
ELECTRICITY BUZZES
Thanks.
It's finally here.
Something that's going to bring us all together
with the pixel magic of...
..teamwork!
What's that doohickey?
Something to make Boy cooler?
Yeah, something to make me cooler?
It's an old video game on an old console.
Mouse, where did you get that thing?
Ancient Egypt? Just you watch!
This is a special game called...
..Blockbuster 3000!
Uh, you said "special" when I think you meant to say "garbage-y".
"Blockblaster 3000"?
Is 3,000 the number of people who went braindead
playing this dumb thing?
Enough! Your snarky attitudes are proving exactly why I got this.
This game can only be won by teamwork,
which this family needs to learn more of.
I love you guys, but I hate all of our fighting.
Why would I want to win a game that looks like
it was programmed by a baby crawling over a keyboard?
Just try it!
CONTROLLER BEEPS
VIDEO GAME BEEPS
Oh, wow, awesome. Great. Fun. So exciting. Yay.
It's bad, but kind of addictive.
Oh, yeah, kind of is.
Mreow!
Yeah. It's not so bad.
Yeah, it actually is kind of fun.
Told ya!
And there's this secret ending
that's supposed to be awesome!
ALL: Secret ending?! Oooh.
Let's do it.
Excellent.
Now remember, you got to work together, so play nice.
"Work together, play nice." Got it. Not a prob...
SHE GASPS
Boy!
You stole my power-up, you stink machine!
That power-up was mine, booger-breath.
Cheese, you just kicked me.
Do you have holes in your brain too?
Says the guy so stupid that he drinks from the toilet.
Raaargh!
All right, guys? Play nice or we won't get to the end.
Guys?
GUYS!
That does it!
POWER ZAPS
This game was meant to bring us together,
but it's tearing us apart!
Argh... No game for you!
THEY ALL GROAN
Aw, come on!
So, you want to play the game, huh?
But you can't get along.
I'll fix that. Aah, I'll fix it good!
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa!
So then, that's our plan to steal the game from Mouse.
Everyone in? Yep! Totally!
MOUSE: Good morning.
The girls are planning to steal your console cos they hate you.
But now that we told you, you'll let us play and not them, right?
Hey!
SHE SIGHS Mouse, can we please play the game?
We all want to get to that secret ending.
Oh, yes.
You can all play the game again.
Presenting...
TENSE VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYS
SCREEN RATTLES
..BickerBot!
ROBOTICALLY: Would you like to play a game?
The BickerBot shall monitor
our gameplay and will punish
any bickering or insults.
Punish us? Ha! It looks like it would lose
a fight to a vending machine.
BICKERBOT BEEPS
Every time you fight, BickerBot locks up the game for an hour.
SHE GASPS
You monster.
Get him, Cat!
Mouse, why would you do this?!
To teach you to work as a team.
And if you argue too much...
BICKERBOT BEEPS MENACINGLY
EXPLOSION
THEY GASP
Yup! Thermonuclear meltdown.
Robot and game both destroyed.
He-he!
So be good or you'll never see the game's secret ending.
And even I am programmed to want to see that.
SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
Oh, pish-tosh, it can't be that hard to not bicker, right?
ALL: Yeah!
Mrow!
Yep, no bickering or insults.
Easy. Ha! I can play all day without...
THWACK
You hit my guy, you flea-ridden butt-sniffer!
Lockdown!
Oh, come on! Way to go, Girl.
Ha! See you guys in one hour!
ALL: Aahhhh!
CLOCK TICKS
CLOCK DINGS
BICKERBOT BEEPS
ALL: Yeah!
Girl, you blew the whole level.
Maybe try looking at the screen when you play?! Lockdown.
ALL: Awww!
CLOCK TICKS AND DINGS
ALL: Yeah!
Boy, a monkey bashing the controller on his behind
would play better than you!
Lockdown!
ALL: Aw!
CLOCK TICKS AND DINGS
Cheese, you stink at this game more than you...well, stink.
Lockdown!
THEY BICKER
Lockdown!
BICKERING
Lockdown!
ALL: Ahhhhh!
Guys, we're almost at thermonuclear meltdown.
So everyone quiet or it's no more game.
THEY GROAN
All right.
So, have we learned our lesson yet?
No! This is no way to play.
This is no way to live!
I throw down my soda in protest!
ELECTRICITY ZAPS
Malfunction. Bug...ending corrupted. G-g-g-g-g-game...
Talking Cheese.
No-one even questions...secret ending. Malfunction.
It's going haywire!
Mrow?
Must eliminate...
..family.
ROBOTICALLY: You are family. You should have worked together.
Now prepare to be destroyed together.
Oh, yeah? Destroy us with what?
The game controllers?
SAW BUZZES
Nope, buzzsaws.
Oh, why did I give him those?
ALL: Aaaahhhh!
ALL: Aahhhh!
SAWS BUZZ
Cat, open the back door so we can make a break for it.
Mrow! Mrooow!
CLANG
Mrow?
No, you didn't do it!
You trapped us!
SAWS BUZZ
Eliminate...family.
ALL: Ahhh!
Ugh! This'll show him. Hng!
Ooh! Ah! Oh! Gah!
Girl, stop throwing tomatoes!
Hng! Gah, ow!
WEAKLY: I meant stop throwing anything.
SHE GASPS
Aaah! Whoa! Aah!
Whoa! Aah!
Stop! I'm too beautiful to let this end!
And too talented! Don't take it away from me!
BOY WAILS
I hate being upside down.
Aw, now I'll never get to see Boy perfect his close-up magic!
And I'll never get to see Boy fail at his close-up magic.
And I'll never get to see how this game ends!
Hmm, yes, I have not seen the game's ending either.
Hmm. And yet, I am programmed to want to see it.
Well, then, if you destroy us,
then you'll never get to see that super-secret ending.
The rotting dairy wedge speaks the truth.
You must finish the game for my enjoyment.
THEY GASP
Then...I will finish you.
ALL: Aww! Also for my enjoyment.
Ha, ha, ha!
VIDEO GAME BEEPS
We are so doomed, doomed if we do, doomed if we don't.
That's it! Doomed if we don't!
Guys, that thing has only one more lockdown in him.
If we bicker, we blow him up!
Well, here we go. Ahem...
VIDEO GAME BEEPS
Nice move, Mouse!
Ever try not blowing it?
Lockdoooown...
Wait, no, you're so close to the end and I must see it. Continue.
Cheese, get out of my way or I'll shove you back
in the cow you came from.
Lockdow... No. Continue.
Boy, you play so bad that my IQ just dipped 40 points.
L-L-L-L-L... No. Continue.
THEY BICKER
No, stop fighting!
Finish the game!
Must...see...secret...ending!
ELECTRICITY ZAPS
You are all terrible.
Why can't you dummies just work together?
Oh, I think we just did.
Grrr! Lock...down.
ELECTRICITY ZAPS
Huh...
Strange. For a moment there, I thought I was going to...
EXPLOSION
CRASH
ELECTRICITY ZAPS
Oh...
ALL: Phew.
Well, this wasn't exactly how I wanted you to learn teamwork,
but, in a twisted way, it worked!
THEY CHEER
And I just realised... Duh!
Obviously, someone posted the ending online years ago.
Check this out!
ARCADE MUSIC STARTS
SHEEP BAAS
GOAT MAAS
MUSIC BLEEPS
MONKEY SCREECHES
COW MOOS
SHEEP BAAS
BIRD CHIRPS
SHE CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY
Ohh.
That's...uh, nice.
Wow. We almost got killed for that?
VIDEO CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND
Totally worth it!
ALL: Totally!
Hey, you guys remember when the robot's head exploded?
That was cool.
BICKERBOT CRACKLES SINISTERLY
ROBOTICALLY: Must eliminate family.
BICKERBOT BEEPS AND POWERS OFF
CRASH
Om! Whoa!
CAT SNORES