# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Many have disputed the theory that gravity exists,
but I shall prove it once and for all with this!
Down and up.
Down...
The only thing you've proven is that all your science projects
involve bad yo-yo tricks.
Behold - inertia!
Centrifugal force!
GLASS SMASHES
Walking the dog!
The last one didn't even have anything to do with science!
Well, I did it in science class...
So, yeah, it totally did. BELL RINGS
Ugh, either you come up with a truly impressive science project
tomorrow or it's summer school for you, Girl.
Kay.
Come on, guys!
You've got to help me with my science class!
Ple-e-e-e-ease!
I am not telling your teacher I ate your homework again. Me neither.
Wait, I know! I'll do an experiment on Boy's weird brain.
Watch as I experiment with annoying him. Huh? You're going to do what?!
"Huh? You're going to do what?"
Stop copying me! "Stop copying me."
Girl's lame and stupid and smelly and obnoxious. "Girl is lame
"and stupid and smelly and..." What was the last one?
Ugh, this science stuff is hard.
Maybe you can explain how Cat always lands on her paws.
Mreow!
Uh, a science project on cats might just make you fail harder.
Guys, I've got to find a project by tomorrow!
But it's, like, unpossible!
Yeah, I'm also failing grammar,
but we'll deal with that tomorrow.
WHIRRING
MOUSE CACKLES
With science...nothing is unpossible!
Uh, I mean, impossible...
So much for my dramatic entrance.
Just come with me, my apprentice!
DING
Finally, someone in this family is keen to know the secrets of science!
You're the best, Mouse! Hm, I'll take that gizmo...
GIZMO ZAPS, METAL CLANGS
Or maybe that ray gun?
I want something that makes me look smart, but cool.
A - that's my hairdryer, B - I'm not giving you anything
except science lessons,
and C - is my hair OK?
Ooh, I choose C! It's always C.
Ugh, this isn't multiple choice, Girl.
Just listen and learn.
MUFFLED SPEECH
And so, the Tesla coil's transformer
produces high voltages at low currents!
Ugh, why don't you study
while I recharge my brain cells?
Somehow I feel dumber after today's lesson.
"Science For Toddlers"! Yes! I'm way smarter than a toddler.
"Exercise one - name the species."
GROWLING OK, that's a lion.
BRAYING That's a camel.
NEIGHING That's a...
..black-and-white striped horse?! What is that?!
CRASH
I bet he wouldn't notice if I borrow just one invention...
I wonder what that does?
Well, Girl, what DOES it do?
Maybe it turns on the TV! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
CRICKETS CHIRP
I prefer to show, not tell.
DEVICE CLICKS
Greetings. I am programmed to identify horrible smells.
Detecting flatulence, locating source...
Him! What did you say to me, Robo-Twerp?
You...farted!
CHILDREN LAUGH
I'm impressed!
For decades, the scientific community has struggled
to create a reliable fart detector!
I invented it to finally settle the "Who Smelt It Dealt It" argument!
So then, I don't flunk science?
Far from it! I'm signing you up for the City Science Fair!
I can't wait to see what you come up with next!
SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY Neither can I! Pr-r-r-t!
Ew, Chad?! Detect...
Uh, yes, Chad...
OK, got to sneak you back onto the shelf,
then I've got to invent something cooler than you.
Time to power you down.
But I want to live
and smell the smells of this world!
And just what do you smell of?
ROBOT CRACKLES AND BEEPS
Eh, I take that as a compliment. CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS
SINGSONG: Girl! Time for your next lesson!
SHE GASPS He's coming!
OK, Girl, let's science!
Just a smidge of sodium bicarbonate...
..and a soupcon of vinegar.
Well, you've definitely learned chaos theory!
Ugh, I guess we'll start from scratch tomorrow.
But tomorrow's the science...class with you.
So, why don't I stay and clean up?
As your apprentice.
Oh, all right. But be careful!
You could destroy the universe with half the stuff in here!
OK, FartBot, I need you to clean up
while I borrow one last invention for the science fair.
I am smelling...desperation.
Exactly! So do not cross me.
FARTBOT SLURPS
Wow, everyone made volcanoes? Lame.
BOTH: Wow, everyone made volcanoes?! Cool!
My! You made that in one night?!
Uh, if that's physically possible, then, sure!
Ladies and gents, witness a science project that will surely be
wilder than all our expectations!
Even wilder than a model volcano?! Totes!
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
Pf-f-f-f-f-t.
Did you just go from a fart-detecting machine
to a farting machine?!
Uh, I guess?
The circle of life is complete!
Pf-f-f-ft!
Well, you just farted your way into summer school, young lady!
Pr-r-r-r-t! I swear the Tesla coil isn't supposed to do that!
The... Yes, the...Tesla coil...
MOUSE APPLAUDS SLOWLY Mouse?
What are you doing here?
You! You snitched on me!
He is programmed to obey, unlike you.
No! Now I've got to go to summer school!
We sabotaged that Tesla coil to teach you a lesson.
Gah, I should've known!
ELECTRICITY CRACKLES
CRACKLING INTENSIFIES
He-he-he...
THUD OW!
Four, three, two...
Any second now!
ELECTRICITY POWERS DOWN
Whoa, it actually works?!
Which means no more summer school!
Yo, Ms Rodriguez!
SCREAMING
Everyone, please exit in a calm and orderly fashion.
We're all going to die!
It's going to blow!
The only way to shut it down is to do things by the book!
This one!
The Official Guide To Tesla Coils, written by Mouse!
Chapter one...of 97.
There's no time to read all that!
But critics said it was "positively electrifying".
We're going to be obliterated and then,
I've got to go to summer school!
Ugh, I wish a black hole would just swallow me into the Earth!
MOUSE CLEARS HIS THROAT Black holes are in space.
Space? That's it!
We'll launch the coil into space like a rocket!
OK, but how?
With a little sodium bicarbonate
and WAY too much vinegar.
SCREAMING What's everyone screaming about?
Heh! Probably how awesome volcanoes are.
Hey, it disappeared somehow!
BOTH: Co-o-o-o-ol!
Now, all we need
is to pour some of this vinegar into the volcano.
May you smell things no-one has smelt before!
SPLOOSH
Tell Cheese that she smells...
..GRO-O-O-S-S-S-S-S-S!
P-r-r-rt!
Ow!
DING BOTH: Yeah!
BOTH: CO-O-O-OL!
Phew! Nice work, Girl!
You really were listening to my lessons!
Maybe subconsciously, but I was mostly winging it!
Well, who knew thinking out of the box
could lead to such surprising results!
Here - 1st prize...
THROUGH GRITTED TEETH: ..for nearly destroying the world...
CLEARLY: ..then saving it!
And no summer school for you! Pr-r-r-r-t!
That...was the explosion...
..up in space.
OK, it was me. Happy?
FIREWORKS FIZZLE AND BANG
You know, I think I'd like to take more science lessons from you. Nah,
you're never allowed in my lab again.
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
Yep! Uh-huh, totally.