# Boys!
# If we get it wrong we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
The wolf - fierce, fearless and very, very cool.
WOLF HOWLS
TELEVISION: Is there any animal cooler than the wolf?
Yeah, all of them.
Nice howl, dork.
What happened, baby Wolfie need a diaper change?
Dude, what's with you? Quite simple.
Wolves are the ancestors of the cuddly dog, and Dog here is jealous.
No offence, dog.
Much braver than any pet dog...
..the wolf is nature's ruthless hunting machine,
here, easily overpowering nature's wuss bag, the deer.
Wow, I've never seen Dog do anything like that.
No offence, Dog.
You know those wolves are just actors, right?
Oh, it doesn't mean anything, that wolves are lean and mean,
and you're more like a teddy bear.
No offence.
You know every time you say "no offence" it's more offensive?
CAT YOWLS
You know, I have something wolves don't have.
Class.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, that's the stuff.
Glad I don't have class.
No offence, Dog.
You clowns don't deserve me.
And whatever happened to the bond of a boy and his dog?
Coming up on the hideous world of nature... I should go after him.
..who would win in a fight between a goldfish and a piranha?
Right after I watch this.
Call me a teddy bear, huh?
I can be tough and cool real easily.
Beat it, bird. This is my turf.
You know, if you were really tough,
you'd realise that's just a metal lawn ornament.
No offence.
Yeah, doi!
'Course I knew that.
CAT SCREECHES, DOG BARKS
Whoa, real street dogs!
No! No more cuddly-wuddly scaredy pants wuss bag doggy-woggy.
DOGS GROWL
No. No.
Something's missing.
Aha! That's more like it.
DOGS GRUNT
Yeah, run away!
That's what I thought!
Hey, wait up!
I thought you were going after Dog. He's been gone an hour.
That's like seven in dog hours.
I hope he's OK.
I'm sure he's fine, but I'll go find him
after I've finished making this apology present.
Hello!
That's exactly why Dog is mad,
because we said he was all cuddly-wuddly.
But look, he's dreaming of his favourite unicorn chew toy.
OK, I see what you mean.
DOGS BARK
Oh, you're so cute!
Oh, yeah, yeah. DOGS GROWL
Oh!
Aah!
Well, OK, that was totally by accident,
you put your leg in my mouth, OK?
Let's not overreact.
How about a little cuddly-wuddly time?
You with me?
Er, are we playing now? What's happening?
Oh!
Oh, ho-ho!
Yeah!
And now, I'm in charge!
Because I'm cool and I'm tough!
FINGERS CRACK
Oh, ow, that hurt!
Moo!
Er, dogs don't say moo, Cat.
CAT CLUCKS LIKE A CHICKEN Er, let's just take that off.
ANGRY CLUCK OK, OK, sorry.
I surely thought Dog would have come back
when he smelt the plate of dog biscuits I baked for him.
Agh!
Boy, I can't help but feel worried. Dog is out there alone.
He's bound to be terrified.
Almost finished fixing my apology gift.
Check it out.
He's got to know we think he's tough now, right?
Come on, everybody, let's go rescue our pal.
He needs us!
DOGS BARK
Yo, nice Halloween costume.
What are you dressed as, a loser?
ALL: Ohh!
Hey, shut your yaps.
DOG GROWLS
Ha-ha, you see me scare off that stupid car?
It was all, "Waah, don't hurt me! Waah, I'm a baby!
Ha-ha! DOGS BARK AND HOWL
Ah, shut your yaps.
Hey, Dog!
Where are you?
It's us!
Boy, Girl, Mouse, Cat, Cheese...
..and not you!
There he is!
And he's surrounded by filthy, filthy mongrels!
DOGS BARK AND GROWL
Looks like the circus is missing its clowns.
DOGS HOWL
CAT YOWLS Hey, get out of here!
Dog, I'm really sorry.
Hear that?
He's weawy sowy.
No, I said really sorry.
Oh, shut your yap.
Dog?
What's happened to you?
Look, man, we didn't mean to get on your case.
We like you for who you are.
Well, guess what, hotshot, this is who I am now,
and I ain't playing by your ru-ru-rules any more.
OK. Maybe one last scratch?
Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
Yeah, there we go, good boy. See?
We're your family, you're not like one of them,
you'll never be like one of them.
Beat it! This is my family now.
No offence.
Ah. Come on, guys, let's go home.
Oh, almost forgot, I made something for boy's best friend.
It's not going to be the same without Dog around.
Granted, there won't be as much wet dog smell, but he was a funny guy.
Hey-hey!
THEY LAUGH
And always happy to assist me, too.
And he is handsome - in a doggish sort of way.
Meow, meow, meow...
Wha! Woohoo!
You're right, Cat -
there's no-one who's been meow loyal than Dog meow.
Dog?!
Oh!
DOG GROWLS
Oh, buddy boy. My old pal!
DOGS GRUNT Yo, sorry -
but nothing comes between a boy and his dog.
Guess you're the alpha again - congrats.
Let's head home, y'all.
Dog - something tells me
there is a big pile of biscuits waiting for you.
Er, yeah, totally. Big pile.
DOG GROWLS
Yeah, look, Cha Cha, I know you're think you're being cool and all,
but save it, I'm out of here.
Dog, don't. You don't have to prove anything.
Yeah, you get him, Dog!
10 bucks says Dog loses.
BELL RINGS
CREAKING
ALL: Boo!
THEY MAKE HOWLING SOUNDS
Wow, OK, that...that was cool!
I have to say, a match of pugilistic skills between dogs
is not what I expected to see today.
Didn't even break a sweat.
Only this guy walks on his twos.
Oh!
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
Oh, you're welcome, pal. I didn't mean that in a good way.
You guys really need to step up your game.
THEY LAUGH Good one!
CAT YOWLS