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# Boys!
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# If we get it wrong, we'll make it
right, we're not alone
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# Girls!
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# Six can become one
when we work together
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# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
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# Guess you're stuck with me
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# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
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# Guess we're family. #
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Ah, I love quality family time.
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Shh. Quiet family time.
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Yeah, trying to enjoy family time.
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MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY
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Whoa, woohoo!
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Yes! Time to work out with
the fittest guy in the universe!
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What's up, ab maniacs?
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Welcome to working out with me,
Ripped Ab Man.
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Now give me 20 push-ups.
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Woo! I am so pumped.
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Someone put more weight on my back.
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Urgh, gross.
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But woohoo!
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Move over, you sweaty canine.
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Posh Daintybottom here.
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Today on Pampered Planet -
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how to make a seven-hour nap
feel like a nine-hour nap.
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Ha! Look at this show. Teaching
people to be too selfish and lazy
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to do anything on their own.
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That's why I get others to do stuff
for me.
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Yeah, if they're gullible boneheads.
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Yep. Dog, can you get me a napkin?
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Sure, I can get you a napkin.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Not cool! Why not?
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You love taking pride in doing
nice things for people.
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IMITATING HIM: Here you go,
best friend, Boy.
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Enjoy this plate of fruit.
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Oh, cool! Thank you.
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W-what did you say?
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Erm, I said thank you.
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Oh, my. No-one's ever said that
to me before.
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Yeah, because you've never done
anything for anyone before.
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Ha! Yeah, Cheese, you're always
too busy being all,
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"Oh, my, it's been ten seconds
since my last massage!
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"Cat, would you mind?"
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Ha-ha! See how silly...this...is?
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Oh, please.
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Pampering yourself sure beats
pointless exertion.
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IMITATING HIM: Look at me! I'm Dog!
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Got to stay in shape to catch dirty
sticks in my mouth!
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SHE GRUNTS
Ha-ha, this is so...
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GASPING: ..amazing.
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Whatever. Exercise makes me healthy
and fit, whereas you go all,
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"Is there anything better
than doing diddly squat
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"and eating the perfect
piece of cantaloupe?"
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Huh?
HE GASPS
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SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS
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Maybe not.
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All right, everyone is bugging me
and I'm trying to enjoy family time.
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Yeah, you're ruining family time.
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Wow.
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Say, Cheese, what else do you do
that feels this good?
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Sugar, I was just about to ask you
the same thing.
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THEY YAWN
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Good morning. I made you all
healthy smoothies for breakfast!
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Erm, is there a fish head in mine?
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Yep! High in vitamins and low
in calories.
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Drink up!
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Yeah, we're not... Argh!
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..hungry.
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Meh, suit yourself. Time for
my workout.
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Yo, Dog. Oh, shush. I don't do
mornings, honey.
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These ears don't work till noon.
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Ha-ha. Yeah, funny!
Give it up.
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Have it cleaned, pressed, then throw
it out and get me a new one.
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Erm, OK.
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Want to play fetch?
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You mean run, catch, repeat?
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It's an endless loop of stupid.
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Ugh. I'm going back to bed.
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I'll take my lunch at four
and not a second sooner.
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Ta!
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Meh.
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Cheese, I just got some new make-up!
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Want to try some on? Paint my face?
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What am I, a clown? I've got
important stuff to do,
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like protect the house
from strangers.
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Who are you?!
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Don't you dare walk on my lawn.
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Oh, now you've done it.
SHE BARKS
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Well, that was all really weird.
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In this family, how can you tell?
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Dinner is served, buddy, old pal.
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HE INHALES
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Where's the minced tarragon with
a gentle hint of lavender?
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Ooh, protein-packed dog food. Gimme!
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Ew. Have some dignity, sweetie.
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Got to keep my pulse rate up.
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I'm headed to the gym for ten hours.
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But you and I were going to
go to the beach today.
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Cheese?
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Cheese!
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Oh, I miss Dog being Dog.
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He was my best friend.
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And I miss Cheese being Cheese.
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She was my best friend.
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CAT VOCALISES
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Yeah, fine. You and I can go
to the beach instead.
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CAT VOCALISES
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Nah, I'm good. Yes, this predicament
is unsettling.
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Thus, I have a suggestion.
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Ahem, what were Dog and Cheese doing
before this madness began?
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GASPING: Watching TV.
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They were watching TV!
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Wait, so what? Well, think about
what they were watching.
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Gather round.
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CHEESE GRUNTS
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Check out these pipes. I got more
veins than a blue cheese.
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Hi, Ripped Ab Man here!
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I'm looking for the, er...
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..Totally Not Fake Star Convention.
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THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY
You found it!
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Now allow me to introduce you
to your biggest fan.
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Yo, palooka, you're blocking
my breeze.
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Move it, pronto.
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Ripped Ab Man? For realsies?
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Oh, my sweet crust!
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Could you sign my abs?
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I'm going to guess
your abs are somewhere down here.
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Ha-ha!
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Greetings, envious ones.
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Would you know the way to the
Totally Not Fake Star Convention?
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Posh Daintybottom?
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You have got to see my hammock.
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It's made of silk AND has
a built-in massager.
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SHE GASPS
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Say, Cheese, wouldn't you rather
hang with cool, chill Posh instead?
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No! Too shallow and superficial.
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Yo, Ripped, let's arm wrestle!
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Yeah!
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It is on.
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THEY GRUNT
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Ah, mousetraps.
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I thought this would remind them of
who they really are.
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OMG. Dog, this hammock is
totes relaxalicious.
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Here, try this scented lotion for
ultimate luxuriousness.
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I've got an idea.
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Hey, give that back.
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Uh-uh. If you want it, you'll
to have to catch it.
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No, it's going to break!
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Gotcha!
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Whoa.
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That felt...great.
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DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
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Boy, that's it!
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Whoa, guys, you're probably going to
bruise your arms
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on this really hard ground.
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Here, put this pillow under
your elbows.
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Thanks, Girl, I... Ah.
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SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS
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I think I made a big mistake being
a lazy, spoiled, pampered baby.
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And I made a big mistake NOT being
a lazy, spoiled pampered baby.
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Yeah, being you just ain't me.
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Agreed. You're back!
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This is great.
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I'm so embarrassed. The whole time,
I knew it was upsetting you,
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but I just didn't care.
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I'm sorry. Apology accepted, buddy.
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And maybe you want to apologise,
too?
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No. Oh, that's the Cheese I love
and missed!
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Ew, your hands are rough and meaty.
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Whoa, hold on. Ripped Ab Man is
actually on our lawn.
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And so is Posh!
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Is this what I've been missing?
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I feel so pumped!
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SHE GRUNTS
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This lotion is so soothing!
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I'm so relaxed I'm never lifting
weights again.
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DOG AND CHEESE: No-o-o-o!