# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Ah, I love quality family time.
Shh. Quiet family time.
Yeah, trying to enjoy family time.
MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY
Whoa, woohoo!
Yes! Time to work out with the fittest guy in the universe!
What's up, ab maniacs?
Welcome to working out with me, Ripped Ab Man.
Now give me 20 push-ups.
Woo! I am so pumped.
Someone put more weight on my back.
Urgh, gross.
But woohoo!
Move over, you sweaty canine.
Posh Daintybottom here.
Today on Pampered Planet -
how to make a seven-hour nap feel like a nine-hour nap.
Ha! Look at this show. Teaching people to be too selfish and lazy
to do anything on their own.
That's why I get others to do stuff for me.
Yeah, if they're gullible boneheads.
Yep. Dog, can you get me a napkin?
Sure, I can get you a napkin.
Hey, wait a minute.
Not cool! Why not?
You love taking pride in doing nice things for people.
IMITATING HIM: Here you go, best friend, Boy.
Enjoy this plate of fruit.
Oh, cool! Thank you.
W-what did you say?
Erm, I said thank you.
Oh, my. No-one's ever said that to me before.
Yeah, because you've never done anything for anyone before.
Ha! Yeah, Cheese, you're always too busy being all,
"Oh, my, it's been ten seconds since my last massage!
"Cat, would you mind?"
Ha-ha! See how silly...this...is?
Oh, please.
Pampering yourself sure beats pointless exertion.
IMITATING HIM: Look at me! I'm Dog!
Got to stay in shape to catch dirty sticks in my mouth!
SHE GRUNTS Ha-ha, this is so...
GASPING: ..amazing.
Whatever. Exercise makes me healthy and fit, whereas you go all,
"Is there anything better than doing diddly squat
"and eating the perfect piece of cantaloupe?"
Huh? HE GASPS
SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS
Maybe not.
All right, everyone is bugging me and I'm trying to enjoy family time.
Yeah, you're ruining family time.
Wow.
Say, Cheese, what else do you do that feels this good?
Sugar, I was just about to ask you the same thing.
THEY YAWN
Good morning. I made you all healthy smoothies for breakfast!
Erm, is there a fish head in mine?
Yep! High in vitamins and low in calories.
Drink up!
Yeah, we're not... Argh!
..hungry.
Meh, suit yourself. Time for my workout.
Yo, Dog. Oh, shush. I don't do mornings, honey.
These ears don't work till noon.
Ha-ha. Yeah, funny! Give it up.
Have it cleaned, pressed, then throw it out and get me a new one.
Erm, OK.
Want to play fetch?
You mean run, catch, repeat?
It's an endless loop of stupid.
Ugh. I'm going back to bed.
I'll take my lunch at four and not a second sooner.
Ta!
Meh.
Cheese, I just got some new make-up!
Want to try some on? Paint my face?
What am I, a clown? I've got important stuff to do,
like protect the house from strangers.
Who are you?!
Don't you dare walk on my lawn.
Oh, now you've done it. SHE BARKS
Well, that was all really weird.
In this family, how can you tell?
Dinner is served, buddy, old pal.
HE INHALES
Where's the minced tarragon with a gentle hint of lavender?
Ooh, protein-packed dog food. Gimme!
Ew. Have some dignity, sweetie.
Got to keep my pulse rate up.
I'm headed to the gym for ten hours.
But you and I were going to go to the beach today.
Cheese?
Cheese!
Oh, I miss Dog being Dog.
He was my best friend.
And I miss Cheese being Cheese.
She was my best friend.
CAT VOCALISES
Yeah, fine. You and I can go to the beach instead.
CAT VOCALISES
Nah, I'm good. Yes, this predicament is unsettling.
Thus, I have a suggestion.
Ahem, what were Dog and Cheese doing before this madness began?
GASPING: Watching TV.
They were watching TV!
Wait, so what? Well, think about what they were watching.
Gather round.
CHEESE GRUNTS
Check out these pipes. I got more veins than a blue cheese.
Hi, Ripped Ab Man here!
I'm looking for the, er...
..Totally Not Fake Star Convention.
THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY You found it!
Now allow me to introduce you to your biggest fan.
Yo, palooka, you're blocking my breeze.
Move it, pronto.
Ripped Ab Man? For realsies?
Oh, my sweet crust!
Could you sign my abs?
I'm going to guess your abs are somewhere down here.
Ha-ha!
Greetings, envious ones.
Would you know the way to the Totally Not Fake Star Convention?
Posh Daintybottom?
You have got to see my hammock.
It's made of silk AND has a built-in massager.
SHE GASPS
Say, Cheese, wouldn't you rather hang with cool, chill Posh instead?
No! Too shallow and superficial.
Yo, Ripped, let's arm wrestle!
Yeah!
It is on.
THEY GRUNT
Ah, mousetraps.
I thought this would remind them of who they really are.
OMG. Dog, this hammock is totes relaxalicious.
Here, try this scented lotion for ultimate luxuriousness.
I've got an idea.
Hey, give that back.
Uh-uh. If you want it, you'll to have to catch it.
No, it's going to break!
Gotcha!
Whoa.
That felt...great.
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
Boy, that's it!
Whoa, guys, you're probably going to bruise your arms
on this really hard ground.
Here, put this pillow under your elbows.
Thanks, Girl, I... Ah.
SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS
I think I made a big mistake being a lazy, spoiled, pampered baby.
And I made a big mistake NOT being a lazy, spoiled pampered baby.
Yeah, being you just ain't me.
Agreed. You're back!
This is great.
I'm so embarrassed. The whole time, I knew it was upsetting you,
but I just didn't care.
I'm sorry. Apology accepted, buddy.
And maybe you want to apologise, too?
No. Oh, that's the Cheese I love and missed!
Ew, your hands are rough and meaty.
Whoa, hold on. Ripped Ab Man is actually on our lawn.
And so is Posh!
Is this what I've been missing?
I feel so pumped!
SHE GRUNTS
This lotion is so soothing!
I'm so relaxed I'm never lifting weights again.
DOG AND CHEESE: No-o-o-o!