1 00:00:03,323 --> 00:00:04,363 # Boys! 2 00:00:04,363 --> 00:00:06,803 # If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone 3 00:00:06,803 --> 00:00:07,843 # Girls! 4 00:00:07,843 --> 00:00:10,203 # Six can become one when we work together 5 00:00:10,203 --> 00:00:12,483 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 6 00:00:12,483 --> 00:00:14,003 # Guess you're stuck with me 7 00:00:14,003 --> 00:00:16,043 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 8 00:00:16,043 --> 00:00:17,363 # Guess we're family. # 9 00:00:25,003 --> 00:00:28,723 Ah, I love quality family time. 10 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:30,763 Shh. Quiet family time. 11 00:00:31,963 --> 00:00:34,523 Yeah, trying to enjoy family time. 12 00:00:36,323 --> 00:00:37,923 MUSIC PLAYS LOUDLY 13 00:00:37,923 --> 00:00:39,523 Whoa, woohoo! 14 00:00:42,003 --> 00:00:46,003 Yes! Time to work out with the fittest guy in the universe! 15 00:00:46,003 --> 00:00:48,563 What's up, ab maniacs? 16 00:00:50,043 --> 00:00:54,403 Welcome to working out with me, Ripped Ab Man. 17 00:00:54,403 --> 00:00:56,403 Now give me 20 push-ups. 18 00:00:56,403 --> 00:00:58,363 Woo! I am so pumped. 19 00:00:58,363 --> 00:01:00,523 Someone put more weight on my back. 20 00:01:02,483 --> 00:01:03,923 Urgh, gross. 21 00:01:03,923 --> 00:01:06,323 But woohoo! 22 00:01:06,323 --> 00:01:08,803 Move over, you sweaty canine. 23 00:01:12,683 --> 00:01:14,363 Posh Daintybottom here. 24 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:16,283 Today on Pampered Planet - 25 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:20,723 how to make a seven-hour nap feel like a nine-hour nap. 26 00:01:20,723 --> 00:01:24,723 Ha! Look at this show. Teaching people to be too selfish and lazy 27 00:01:24,723 --> 00:01:26,283 to do anything on their own. 28 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:29,323 That's why I get others to do stuff for me. 29 00:01:29,323 --> 00:01:31,363 Yeah, if they're gullible boneheads. 30 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:35,483 Yep. Dog, can you get me a napkin? 31 00:01:35,483 --> 00:01:37,083 Sure, I can get you a napkin. 32 00:01:37,083 --> 00:01:39,243 Hey, wait a minute. 33 00:01:39,243 --> 00:01:41,323 Not cool! Why not? 34 00:01:41,323 --> 00:01:44,563 You love taking pride in doing nice things for people. 35 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,443 IMITATING HIM: Here you go, best friend, Boy. 36 00:01:46,443 --> 00:01:48,243 Enjoy this plate of fruit. 37 00:01:48,243 --> 00:01:49,803 Oh, cool! Thank you. 38 00:01:50,803 --> 00:01:52,763 W-what did you say? 39 00:01:52,763 --> 00:01:54,883 Erm, I said thank you. 40 00:01:54,883 --> 00:01:58,403 Oh, my. No-one's ever said that to me before. 41 00:02:00,403 --> 00:02:03,683 Yeah, because you've never done anything for anyone before. 42 00:02:03,683 --> 00:02:06,603 Ha! Yeah, Cheese, you're always too busy being all, 43 00:02:06,603 --> 00:02:09,963 "Oh, my, it's been ten seconds since my last massage! 44 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,763 "Cat, would you mind?" 45 00:02:13,163 --> 00:02:17,323 Ha-ha! See how silly...this...is? 46 00:02:17,323 --> 00:02:19,083 Oh, please. 47 00:02:19,083 --> 00:02:21,803 Pampering yourself sure beats pointless exertion. 48 00:02:23,163 --> 00:02:25,323 IMITATING HIM: Look at me! I'm Dog! 49 00:02:25,323 --> 00:02:28,403 Got to stay in shape to catch dirty sticks in my mouth! 50 00:02:28,403 --> 00:02:31,403 SHE GRUNTS Ha-ha, this is so... 51 00:02:33,243 --> 00:02:35,923 GASPING: ..amazing. 52 00:02:52,683 --> 00:02:56,963 Whatever. Exercise makes me healthy and fit, whereas you go all, 53 00:02:56,963 --> 00:03:00,203 "Is there anything better than doing diddly squat 54 00:03:00,203 --> 00:03:02,923 "and eating the perfect piece of cantaloupe?" 55 00:03:07,403 --> 00:03:09,083 Huh? HE GASPS 56 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,363 SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS 57 00:03:16,123 --> 00:03:17,443 Maybe not. 58 00:03:17,443 --> 00:03:21,243 All right, everyone is bugging me and I'm trying to enjoy family time. 59 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,083 Yeah, you're ruining family time. 60 00:03:23,083 --> 00:03:24,163 Wow. 61 00:03:24,163 --> 00:03:27,563 Say, Cheese, what else do you do that feels this good? 62 00:03:27,563 --> 00:03:30,083 Sugar, I was just about to ask you the same thing. 63 00:03:33,883 --> 00:03:35,443 THEY YAWN 64 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:41,603 Good morning. I made you all healthy smoothies for breakfast! 65 00:03:45,883 --> 00:03:48,243 Erm, is there a fish head in mine? 66 00:03:48,243 --> 00:03:51,283 Yep! High in vitamins and low in calories. 67 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:52,483 Drink up! 68 00:03:52,483 --> 00:03:54,163 Yeah, we're not... Argh! 69 00:03:56,163 --> 00:03:57,523 ..hungry. 70 00:03:57,523 --> 00:03:59,603 Meh, suit yourself. Time for my workout. 71 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:13,563 Yo, Dog. Oh, shush. I don't do mornings, honey. 72 00:04:13,563 --> 00:04:15,283 These ears don't work till noon. 73 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:18,043 Ha-ha. Yeah, funny! Give it up. 74 00:04:18,043 --> 00:04:21,283 Have it cleaned, pressed, then throw it out and get me a new one. 75 00:04:21,283 --> 00:04:23,563 Erm, OK. 76 00:04:23,563 --> 00:04:25,203 Want to play fetch? 77 00:04:26,883 --> 00:04:28,803 You mean run, catch, repeat? 78 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:31,563 It's an endless loop of stupid. 79 00:04:31,563 --> 00:04:33,523 Ugh. I'm going back to bed. 80 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,443 I'll take my lunch at four and not a second sooner. 81 00:04:36,443 --> 00:04:37,603 Ta! 82 00:04:41,043 --> 00:04:42,643 Meh. 83 00:04:44,083 --> 00:04:46,763 Cheese, I just got some new make-up! 84 00:04:46,763 --> 00:04:49,163 Want to try some on? Paint my face? 85 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,203 What am I, a clown? I've got important stuff to do, 86 00:04:52,203 --> 00:04:54,763 like protect the house from strangers. 87 00:04:54,763 --> 00:04:56,123 Who are you?! 88 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:57,883 Don't you dare walk on my lawn. 89 00:04:59,923 --> 00:05:02,683 Oh, now you've done it. SHE BARKS 90 00:05:02,683 --> 00:05:04,243 Well, that was all really weird. 91 00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:05,883 In this family, how can you tell? 92 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:46,123 Dinner is served, buddy, old pal. 93 00:05:46,123 --> 00:05:47,363 HE INHALES 94 00:05:47,363 --> 00:05:50,523 Where's the minced tarragon with a gentle hint of lavender? 95 00:05:52,083 --> 00:05:55,163 Ooh, protein-packed dog food. Gimme! 96 00:05:56,763 --> 00:05:59,083 Ew. Have some dignity, sweetie. 97 00:06:00,923 --> 00:06:03,083 Got to keep my pulse rate up. 98 00:06:03,083 --> 00:06:04,723 I'm headed to the gym for ten hours. 99 00:06:04,723 --> 00:06:07,083 But you and I were going to go to the beach today. 100 00:06:08,283 --> 00:06:09,323 Cheese? 101 00:06:11,683 --> 00:06:12,923 Cheese! 102 00:06:20,403 --> 00:06:23,283 Oh, I miss Dog being Dog. 103 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,283 He was my best friend. 104 00:06:25,283 --> 00:06:27,923 And I miss Cheese being Cheese. 105 00:06:27,923 --> 00:06:29,843 She was my best friend. 106 00:06:29,843 --> 00:06:31,203 CAT VOCALISES 107 00:06:31,203 --> 00:06:35,003 Yeah, fine. You and I can go to the beach instead. 108 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:39,363 CAT VOCALISES 109 00:06:40,643 --> 00:06:44,883 Nah, I'm good. Yes, this predicament is unsettling. 110 00:06:44,883 --> 00:06:46,723 Thus, I have a suggestion. 111 00:06:46,723 --> 00:06:50,843 Ahem, what were Dog and Cheese doing before this madness began? 112 00:06:52,523 --> 00:06:54,243 GASPING: Watching TV. 113 00:06:54,243 --> 00:06:56,363 They were watching TV! 114 00:06:56,363 --> 00:06:59,683 Wait, so what? Well, think about what they were watching. 115 00:06:59,683 --> 00:07:00,883 Gather round. 116 00:07:06,203 --> 00:07:07,603 CHEESE GRUNTS 117 00:07:09,883 --> 00:07:13,963 Check out these pipes. I got more veins than a blue cheese. 118 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:19,763 Hi, Ripped Ab Man here! 119 00:07:19,763 --> 00:07:21,683 I'm looking for the, er... 120 00:07:21,683 --> 00:07:23,963 ..Totally Not Fake Star Convention. 121 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:27,603 THEY CHUCKLE AWKWARDLY You found it! 122 00:07:27,603 --> 00:07:30,963 Now allow me to introduce you to your biggest fan. 123 00:07:35,283 --> 00:07:38,203 Yo, palooka, you're blocking my breeze. 124 00:07:38,203 --> 00:07:39,443 Move it, pronto. 125 00:07:41,363 --> 00:07:44,683 Ripped Ab Man? For realsies? 126 00:07:44,683 --> 00:07:47,043 Oh, my sweet crust! 127 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:48,483 Could you sign my abs? 128 00:07:49,923 --> 00:07:53,403 I'm going to guess your abs are somewhere down here. 129 00:07:54,443 --> 00:07:55,683 Ha-ha! 130 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:01,643 Greetings, envious ones. 131 00:08:01,643 --> 00:08:05,243 Would you know the way to the Totally Not Fake Star Convention? 132 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:06,923 Posh Daintybottom? 133 00:08:06,923 --> 00:08:09,003 You have got to see my hammock. 134 00:08:09,003 --> 00:08:11,883 It's made of silk AND has a built-in massager. 135 00:08:13,123 --> 00:08:14,403 SHE GASPS 136 00:08:18,763 --> 00:08:23,323 Say, Cheese, wouldn't you rather hang with cool, chill Posh instead? 137 00:08:24,883 --> 00:08:27,483 No! Too shallow and superficial. 138 00:08:27,483 --> 00:08:30,203 Yo, Ripped, let's arm wrestle! 139 00:08:30,203 --> 00:08:31,563 Yeah! 140 00:08:31,563 --> 00:08:33,403 It is on. 141 00:08:38,123 --> 00:08:39,723 THEY GRUNT 142 00:08:41,683 --> 00:08:43,083 Ah, mousetraps. 143 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:46,043 I thought this would remind them of who they really are. 144 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:50,403 OMG. Dog, this hammock is totes relaxalicious. 145 00:08:50,403 --> 00:08:54,363 Here, try this scented lotion for ultimate luxuriousness. 146 00:08:55,523 --> 00:08:56,803 I've got an idea. 147 00:08:57,923 --> 00:08:59,003 Hey, give that back. 148 00:08:59,003 --> 00:09:03,083 Uh-uh. If you want it, you'll to have to catch it. 149 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:05,883 No, it's going to break! 150 00:09:10,363 --> 00:09:11,523 Gotcha! 151 00:09:13,123 --> 00:09:14,643 Whoa. 152 00:09:14,643 --> 00:09:16,443 That felt...great. 153 00:09:18,483 --> 00:09:20,123 DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS 154 00:09:30,643 --> 00:09:31,963 Boy, that's it! 155 00:09:34,323 --> 00:09:37,283 Whoa, guys, you're probably going to bruise your arms 156 00:09:37,283 --> 00:09:39,123 on this really hard ground. 157 00:09:39,123 --> 00:09:41,563 Here, put this pillow under your elbows. 158 00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:45,483 Thanks, Girl, I... Ah. 159 00:09:48,323 --> 00:09:50,363 SOOTHING MUSIC PLAYS 160 00:09:54,083 --> 00:09:58,523 I think I made a big mistake being a lazy, spoiled, pampered baby. 161 00:09:58,523 --> 00:10:02,603 And I made a big mistake NOT being a lazy, spoiled pampered baby. 162 00:10:02,603 --> 00:10:04,683 Yeah, being you just ain't me. 163 00:10:04,683 --> 00:10:06,563 Agreed. You're back! 164 00:10:06,563 --> 00:10:08,803 This is great. 165 00:10:08,803 --> 00:10:12,323 I'm so embarrassed. The whole time, I knew it was upsetting you, 166 00:10:12,323 --> 00:10:14,443 but I just didn't care. 167 00:10:14,443 --> 00:10:17,203 I'm sorry. Apology accepted, buddy. 168 00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:21,323 And maybe you want to apologise, too? 169 00:10:22,603 --> 00:10:26,603 No. Oh, that's the Cheese I love and missed! 170 00:10:26,603 --> 00:10:28,923 Ew, your hands are rough and meaty. 171 00:10:28,923 --> 00:10:33,203 Whoa, hold on. Ripped Ab Man is actually on our lawn. 172 00:10:33,203 --> 00:10:35,923 And so is Posh! 173 00:10:35,923 --> 00:10:38,523 Is this what I've been missing? 174 00:10:38,523 --> 00:10:40,723 I feel so pumped! 175 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,523 SHE GRUNTS 176 00:10:42,523 --> 00:10:44,323 This lotion is so soothing! 177 00:10:44,323 --> 00:10:47,843 I'm so relaxed I'm never lifting weights again. 178 00:10:50,323 --> 00:10:52,163 DOG AND CHEESE: No-o-o-o!