# Boys If we get it wrong
# We'll make it right We're not alone
# Girls We can become one
# When we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess we're family! #
ROOSTER CROWS
Good morning, brothers and sisters! Isn't this a beautiful da...
Ahh! CRASH
Ooh! Oh. RATTLING, GLASS CLATTERS
Ow! CRASH, GLASS SHATTERS
DRUM BEATS, DUCK SQUEAKS
Sugar, we couldn't help but notice
you're having a streak of bad luck.
Bad luck?! Hah! What bad luck?
OK, maybe I'm having
a little bad luck. DUCK SQUEAKS
Could someone close the window? Well, we felt bad for you, bro.
And that's why WE chipped in all of THEIR allowances to get you this!
Ah! A ticket the Bobbly Wobbly Bobblehead Factory! Yup!
Where you get to help with all the fun bobblehead making jobs! Wow!
I'm touched, guys, but...
It'd be even better if you could all come too.
Yeah, well, gee, we'd love to, but, man! We only have the one ticket!
Meow.
Hey, Cat's right! The fine print says, "Admits six."
That's perfect for all of us!
WHISPERS: You promised you wouldn't point that out. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho-ho!
# La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la. #
Wow! CHILDREN'S CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS
It's beautiful!
Group photo! Ah!
We weren't ready! Let's take another!
Nah, it's great. Come on!
If it's like this on the outside, hah,
the inside's going to be amazing!
LAUGHTER
DOOR BUZZES Woohoo-hoo, yeah!
Huh?
It...
It...is amazing!
ECHOES: -zing, -zing, -zing.
Uh, really? It looks kind of lame.
No, you're lame!
Sorry, I'm on the phone. No, you're lame! No, you are!
Whatever, I'll call you later, Mum.
Hi, we're here for a tour
and to partake in the fun bobblehead making jobs.
Here's my Collector's Edition ticket.
Ugh, yes. I'll be giving you the tour. I run this crummy dump hole.
Um, excuse me, where's all the fun stuff in this pamphlet?
It's why we bought a ticket.
Hah! Wonderful! Marketing, the pamphlet works great!
So we don't need you any more, you're fired.
WHISPERS ON PHONE No, you are! No, you are!
Ugh, come on. Let's get this over with.
Ooh. Ah! Ooh. Ahh!
HE GASPS Mr Bobbly Wobbly!
Oh, he spreads happiness all over the world! Where is he?
In jail.
While out spreading happiness, he accidentally robbed four banks. Ahh.
Oh, wow!
The grease stain where he slipped, hit his head,
and envisioned his patented spring!
Can I have one? No! These are expensive! Now, be quiet!
The youthful exuberance of your voice irritates me.
Boy, this is like an icicle giving us a tour of a funeral home.
Yeah, we can leave if you want to.
Oh, no way! I'm loving this!
So please don't ruin it for me.
His love for bobbleheads is clouding his dim-witted brain!
He can't see how lousy this all is!
Yeah, but we can't ruin his day,
so just go with it.
Fun fact - the factory's pollution was recently decreased by 50%.
I'm sorry, INcreased. Fun, huh? Hah!
This machine makes the bobbleheads.
It replaced 100 hard-working people who really needed jobs.
And with this facial scanner, it can make a bobblehead of anyone.
MACHINE BEEPS, DINGS, WHIRS
Ah, neaty-neaterson! Can I make one?
Of course you can...
..not. Come.
All in favour of making a bobblehead of Boy to make up for this
stinky tour? Yup. Me. I'm in.
OK, we've just got to be careful not to cause trouble cos...
Cat! HOLLOW THUD, SQUEAKING
CAT GROANS
How did you get in there? Me-ow.
Oh, we've got to get her out before the nasty demon lady sees this.
BEEPING, CAT GRUMBLES
SPIDER YAWNS
This is...
..the break room! Ah, no way!
Yes way.
Now, how would you like to do the
dishes while I make a few calls? Ah!
Is dishwashing one of the fun
bobblehead making jobs? What? No!
I mean, yes! Then sure!
# Oh, washing dishes, Washing dishes
# Du-du-du-du-du... #
You're fired. # Ba, ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba... #
You're fired. You're fired. # Bo-bo-bo-bo-du. #
I'll get her! Hn-gh! Urgh!
Meow? No, this is not better.
This is why I always carry a crowbar.
Ungh, ooh, hn-gh!
A-ah! Ahhh! Ahh!
Ahh! Ahhhhh! THUDS
I'm OK. Wait, no, I'm not.
There are angry rats down here. Ahh!
Cheese, grab on!
OK, I'm grabbing a rat, but it's just making him angrier!
RAT SQUEAKS AHH!
No, grab on to the rope. All right, got it!
THEY GRUNT
Ahh!
Meow. No, Cat, still not better.
It's OK, she will...
Ahh! Whoooooa!
CRACKING
Ahh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Ahhh! Ah!
Ahh.
MOUSE BREATHES QUICKLY
You're fired. # Du-du-du-du-du-du... #
You're fired. # Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. #
Ahh!
No way did they not hear that.
Hear what?!
Uh...
CHEESE FARTS
Uh, that. Gross.
I'm so glad I don't have kids or talking dairy produce.
Now, no more straying from the tour!
This is Lester. Gary.
Lester is our janitor. Woo, woo!
No photos! We have secrets!
Mostly safety hazards.
Lester, tell them whatever while I make a call.
Well, sir, I started here 20 years ago.
Wait, no. It was 21.
Or was it 22? 23? Could be 24. 25?
26! 2...7?
28. Uh, 29? 30?
3...1, um...
SCREAMING
THEY SIGH
All right. One Boy bobblehead coming up.
Cat, do not move a muscle.
We don't want you messing this...
MACHINE WHIRS, BEEPS
Uh-oh.
MACHINE THUDS
CHEESE SCREAMS
Oh, this is bad. We need to do something!
SLOW, DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
SLOW MOTION: Cat! Help us!
Meow. WHIRRING STOPS
Cat. How did you do that?
Oh, ho, ho, ho!
Just what are you doing?!
Meow. Wow, it's cool!
No, it's company property! Lester!
SCARY MUSIC PLAYS
Ye-ah! Hu-ah! Hu, hu-ah!
CRACKING Oh!
My back! Rgh.
I'm going to go lie down.
Ow.
Oh!
Ow.
Ow!
You're all in big trouble!
I was having the time of my life, but you ruined it!
Boy, I hate to say this...
Wait, no, I love saying this.
YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE FACTORY FOR LIFE!
SAD PIANO MUSIC PLAYS
Aw. Miss CEO ma'am, sir,
I believe this is yours.
Boy, you passed the test!
I-I did? What test? All of this!
The boring factory, my rudeness,
you were OK with it all
because you are a true fan!
And now, you've earned seeing the real factory,
where all your dreams will come true!
EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYS
Now, get lost!
We are really sorry, Boy.
Aw, it's OK.
I know you guys want the best for me,
but just because something isn't fun for you,
doesn't mean it's not fun for me.
Got it, sugar. But too bad we didn't
get to keep that bobblehead. Meow!
Cat secretly made one using our group selfie? Cool!
That is horrifying!
I love it!
Boy, you are weird, but I wouldn't have you any other way.
WHISPERS: I totally would. Like, I'd 100% prefer him
to be way less sweet, and dorky. And smelly! And...
I can hear you! Sorry, ha-ha-ha!
You're fired. Hello? You're fired. Hello? You're fired.