# Boys If we get it wrong
# We'll make it right We're not alone
# Girls We can become one
# When we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess we're family! #
BIRD SINGS
UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC
Ah, today is the day!
The day of my annual Cheese Ball!
# It's a day just for me
# The best day of the year... #
DRAMATIC MUSIC
# For I am the star Everyone will cheer... #
BIRD SINGS
Aw! Well, look at you, you cutie patootie.
MUSIC STOPS Stop upstaging me!
It's the Cheese Ball, y'all! Hee-hee!
Is it ready? Eh, it's ready enough.
I've kind of being preoccupied with a few important science projects.
You joker! Ain't nothin' more important than my Cheese Ball.
Cheese, prepping it is hard work,
and we can't always give it 100% cos we have lives.
Except for Boy. Yeah, except for me!
Hey!
Maybe so, but I don't have
a birthday like y'all do,
so this is my one day to celebrate myself.
Cheese, you celebrate yourself every day of the year.
Hee-hee-hee, no, no, no.
That's just me practising for the Cheese Ball!
Oh, I can't wait to see my dress!
The buffet, the pinata
and the grand finale,
the slide!
The centrepiece of the day where I take a thrilling ride!
I'm going to be all, "Whee!"
Ahh! DOORBELL RINGS
Oh! My admirers have arrived!
Cat, you took care of the guest list, right?
And you invited everyone BUT the Smith twins?
Good, no Smith twins, cos the only thing that could ruin my day are...
Hello, dorks. The Smith twins?!
We received a dorky invitation to a dorky Cheese Ball. What?
This ain't right!
Where are my real guests? Cat?
Did you invite ONLY the Smith twins?
Sorry, Smiths, but Cat made a mistake, so please leave.
We brought a gift.
Ooh! Come in!
So glad you could make it.
Hey, it's empty! No, it's not.
It's full of our smelliest burps!
Argh! Hee-hee-hee-hee. Ha-ha-ha-ha.
Hey, not cool!
Now you've really got to go. Nah, we'll stay.
We're doing research on how NOT to throw a party. Ha!
And this Cheese Ball sounds like the lamest party imaginable! Ha-ha!
Oh, no, it ain't! The Cheese Ball is the greatest party of the year!
Oh, yeah? Then prove it. Oh, I will.
So do stay, cos when you see how great it is,
you'll cry like a squirrel with crushed walnuts!
Now, everyone sit.
NOW.
BOTH: Hee-hee-hee.
And get your cameras ready cos you'll want to remember this!
DRUM ROLL PLAYS
HORN HONKS
Uh, Girl, is this the dress you made? Yeah, totes, why?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, you're right.
We totally want to remember THIS disaster. Ha-ha-ha!
It looks like random cosplay junk and a dirty rag.
It's not that dirty. I mean, no!
I made it from scratch!
LASER ZAPS
Uh, all the fashion models wear those gloves nowadays.
ELECTRICAL CHARGE, BEEPING ENGINES REV
Argh!
Ahh, ahh!
Uh, fashion models are also wearing jetpacks. Ah!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You Smiths better knock it off! No, no. It's OK.
I can handle it. Well, let's head to the buffet.
I'm sure Dog put a little more work into his task.
Ha-ha, uh, yeah, totally.
OK, Dog, what's on the menu for my gourmet buffet?
Uh, um, we got great stuff like... HE CLEARS THROAT
A handful of cold spaghetti with a half eaten meatball,
bread crusts from last week's sandwiches,
and, mmm! Some salsa to dip them in.
And the main course - the mystery food!
Ooh! It could be anything!
NERVOUS LAUGH
Gourmet buffet? Ha! Did you just dump the trash can on the table?
Ha-ha! No, it's called leftovers
and they're delectable. Humph!
If you think it's so good,
why don't you eat first, Dog?
Uh, yeah. Uh, sure. What is this?
SOUND DISTORTS
Gro-o-o-ss! Argh!
Argh, Dog!
BOTH: A-ha-ha-ha-ha!
You Smiths better quit it!
Hee-hee, nah, they're just trying to get under my rind.
Besides, wait till you Smiths see the pinata Mouse made!
OK, um, now, Dog's buffet may have been a total bust,
but I promise you'll love your pinata!
Uh, it's a stupid cardboard box.
No, no, no.
It's designed to look like a stupid cardboard box,
so lame it's cool.
Very hipstery.
Where are the prizes? Whoops, knew I forgot something.
Argh!
BOTH LAUGHING
Cheese, it is my turn now.
Your slide! Ahh, ee!
Oh, no, that's the neighbours'.
Ta-dah!
What is that?!
Er, um, uh, don't worry.
It's totally fun and it's totally safe.
Ow, splinter! Ow, ow, ow, ow.
Argh! BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
The slide was supposed to be the grand finale!
You could have at least reused last year's slide.
Huh, yeah. That would have made more sense.
Well, Susie, this party sure was informative, stupid and hilarious!
Hey, the ball is a big deal to Cheese so show her some respect!
Why? You didn't.
SCARY MUSIC
Look at all of this. We would never be so lousy to each other.
This was the worst Cheese Ball ever!
SHE WAILS
The twins are right. We let down Cheese this year.
On the one day she really gets to feel special.
I've got a plan!
We all work together to build a kick-butt slide for Cheese!
The best slide ever!
ALL: Yeah! Woohoo!
Oh, we've got to see that disaster!
BOTH: Ha-ha-ha-ha! OK, here's what we'll do.
A five, six, seven, eight!
MUSIC PLAYING
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
At least I'll always have memories of my good Cheese Balls.
BIRD SINGS
I'm sorry I shooed you away.
At least you wanted to celebrate with me.
BIRD GROWLS, CHIRPS ANGRILY
I suppose I deserved that.
Uh, hey, Cheese. Yes?
We want to apologise for ruining your big day.
Wow, an apology. That makes everything better. Thank you.
Meow-meow.
It's bad enough y'all didn't care to make my big day special,
but the Smith twins just made it worse!
We know. So to make it up to you, we built an awesome slide!
Ah, ee! It's glorious!
Yeah, we're actually impressed, so we'll try it first! Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Aw! I should be the first one to ride the Cheese Ball Slide.
Don't you dare use that slide, or you'll regret it! Ha-ha-ha. Yee-haw.
Ugh! Ooh!
Yah! Hah! Ahh! Ow!
Ah! What in the...?
Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh, I think I get it.
Ahh! Oh-ah! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! Wa-ah!
Agh! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ow!
Ooh. Ooh.
You, ha-ha, Smiths, a-ha-ha-ha,
were, HA-HA-HA, TRICKED!
A-HA-HA-HA!
We told you you'd regret it.
No, we...loved it.
Oh, boy, look at the time. Got to go.
BOTH: Mommy!
Ha-ha-ha! This turned out to be a great Cheese Ball! Thanks, y'all.
Aw! Mm.
Ha-ha, and we're sure glad the twins fell for our trick,
otherwise that could have been
you on that slide. ELECTRICAL CHARGE, BEEPING
Ah!
Oof. What the...?
No! No, nooooo!
Ooh.