# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
GROANING
Do you hear something? Hear what?
LOUDER GROANING
Oh, I don't know. That?
LOUD SHRIEKING
Somebody's trying to break in. What do we do?
I say we panic!
THEY SCREAM
GROANING
Um, guys?
YELLING
She just got locked out again.
Mm. What if that had been a real disaster?
We're clearly unprepared.
Oh! Hey, I know! We need a safety drill.
I'll be in charge of it and... Wait, I want to be in charge.
No, wait, that sounds like work. I say we put Boy in charge.
Who's with me?
You're it, Boy. Sucker!
Uh, thanks.
Of course, I'll require your cooperation
and full attention and... Guys!
Guys?!
LAUGHTER
Hey, we need to prepare!
You never know when disaster is just around the corner.
TELEVISION ANCHOR: Breaking news!
The Party Animal has escaped from the zoo and into the forest.
OK, it's just a lion in a costume, but don't laugh. Be afraid.
With us is zookeeper Mike,
tasked with capturing the animal. Mike?
When I find that lion, his party is over and then mine will begin.
CACKLING
Now, there are 496 rules to safety, so...
Fine. I'll narrow it down to the 100 most important rules...
OK, three rules!
Now, I'm going to put aside my own training
so that I can focus on training you.
Grr!
Huh! Safety is a muscle that must be worked. Huh!
Only then will you be ripped with... Grr! ..safety!
Please stop flexing, it's weird. Lesson one, staying calm.
The best way to stay calm is to breathe.
Now you try.
Ooh. CAT SNORES
Good enough. Now, rule number two, gather the basic essentials.
Things like food. On it. OK, who wants a salad?
You can't order in a disaster. Uh-huh!
We're talking power outages, closed doors, no Wi-Fi.
No Wi-Fi?!
Everybody go get the things only needed for an emergency. Ready?
Set?
DISASTER!
CLATTERING
And reading a comic book is essential in a disaster, how?
Ultra Mystery Girl saved the universe a billion times.
We'll def learn something from her.
Crush that slime army, UMG.
But my time machine IS essential.
We can travel back in time
before the disaster occurred and...
Um, this is just a beta model.
Come on, I'm talking basic needs here.
Canned food, bottled water, fire extinguishers, got it?
ALL: We got it. We got it.
Oh, I hope so.
Now, step number three.
Getting to the safe room,
which in our case is the bathroom.
Hey, the bathroom ain't a safe room after Boy uses it.
Who knows what I'm talking about?
OK, not funny!
Now, you'll need to get there in a quick
but orderly fashion, so line up by age, youngest person first.
I'm youngest and cutest. I'll lead the way.
I'm older than you, Mouse.
I go by dog years. I know,
I just don't want to be behind Cat.
She kind of smells.
Let's just say Girl goes last!
Now, on your mark, get set...
ARGH, DISASTER!
Congratulations, you did it.
CHEERING
Now, let's do it again.
Hm, what you talking about, Boy?
We completed your wacky drill.
We win.
Aw, I'm sorry you don't like it.
Let's see who was put in charge here.
Oh! That would be THAT handsome young fella!
Everybody, back outside!
WHISTLE BLOWS
Oh!
ARGH! DISASTER!
Boy, we need to talk.
You see, pal, we are oh so thankful for everything
you taught us, really.
We are. I swear, but...
But you've become a real pain in the crust!
We've had enough of your endless, pointless drills!
But I'm only trying to save you from...
..DISASTER!
Yeah... No.
We got it down and now it's time to relax.
Guys? Guys? Please.
We need more training. What if there's a...
..disaster.
Aw.
I only meant well.
If anything happened to you guys, I'd be devastated.
Meow, meow.
Yeah, you're right. I guess I did get carried away.
But it was only out of love.
Oh.
Thanks for listening, Cat. It's nice to have someone to talk to.
SNORING
TELEVISION ANCHOR: We have an update on the lion
that escaped from the zoo! Escaped lion?!
After hiding in the forest for days,
it has now found its way towards this home!
MENACING MUSIC
Huh, told you we'd need this some day.
Zookeeper Mike is on the phone with us now.
He's far from the lion and may be too late. Zookeeper Mike?
Oh, I will catch that lion.
His party will be over and then my party will begin.
CACKLING
WHISTLE BLOWS
Guys, disaster! Lion escaped! Lion escaped from the zoo! Really?
An escaped lion? You couldn't come up with a more original scenario?
Yeah, that's like something from a mouldy old cartoon.
Besides, we are done with the drills.
Behind you... L-l-lion! Oh!
Urgh. Fine. If you really want us to play your silly game,
we'll take a look.
LAUGHTER
Boy, you really went all out on this one. What did you do?
Hire a clown and put him in a lion costume?
You might want your money back.
He looks weird.
But he'll make a great selfie.
Ooh, scary!
I'm so scared of your scariness!
Amazing detail, three-inch sharp incisors,
pharynx, epiglottis. There's even a smell of meat and...
OK, so this lion is real.
No-one panic. Remember the drill.
CHEERING
Well, Boy,
I guess this is where you get to say, "I told you so".
Wait, where is he?
SNIFFING
Oh, man. He was so busy training us, he forgot to learn it himself.
We got to do something! Rescue mission, form a formation! Now!
Youngest and cutest goes last.
Boy's Rescue Squad, go!
Mm, how are we going to distract the lion? Mm?
Meow, meow.
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Oh! Meow!
LION GROWLING
CAT GROWLING
It's OK, Boy. We're here. Just do what we do, OK?
Breathe.
OK, OK, I'll try.
Good enough, now get in line here and follow us.
OK, OK. OK.
We did it! We're safe.
Headcount, Boy, Girl, Dog, adorable Cheese, Mouse and...
..Cat?
Meow.
DOOR CREAKS
The lion got inside!
POUNDING FOOTSTEPS AND GRUNTING
It's coming upstairs!
SCREAMING
I am out of shape. Wow.
But don't worry, kids, I just caught that lion!
His party's over and now...
..my party begins!
HE GIGGLES
Oh! What a day, huh? Let's go relax.
Not so fast, boyo.
You taught us how to act in a disaster, but YOU froze.
You haven't learned your own safety drill.
So, no matter how long it takes,
we're going to train you! Disaster!
WHISTLE BLOWS
Argh! No! Argh!
Leave me alone, you Grim Reaper!
I'm too young to die!
This may take a while.