1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,043 # Boys! 2 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:06,483 # If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone 3 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,683 # Girls! 4 00:00:07,683 --> 00:00:10,443 # Six can become one when we work together 5 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,323 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 6 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:14,123 # Guess you're stuck with me 7 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,003 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 8 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,603 # Guess we're family. # 9 00:00:23,083 --> 00:00:25,323 BOY LAUGHS 10 00:00:25,323 --> 00:00:27,323 CAT SNORES 11 00:00:27,323 --> 00:00:29,083 GUITAR SCREECHES 12 00:00:29,083 --> 00:00:33,563 Everyone bow to your future pop idol Sparkcheeza! 13 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,363 OUT OF TUNE: # La-la-la-la-la 14 00:00:38,363 --> 00:00:45,323 # La-a-a-a-a-a-a! # 15 00:00:45,323 --> 00:00:47,043 CAR ALARM BLARES 16 00:00:48,283 --> 00:00:52,403 So, on a scale from nine to ten, how blown away are you? 17 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,763 Took your breath away, huh? 18 00:00:56,763 --> 00:01:00,283 Well, get used to it, cos from now on, my one focus 19 00:01:00,283 --> 00:01:04,963 is to become Sparkcheeza, a famous pop star. 20 00:01:07,483 --> 00:01:10,723 Erm, maybe have a backup plan too. 21 00:01:10,723 --> 00:01:13,203 Like...not becoming a pop star. 22 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:17,803 Only cos, you know, pop stars have stamina, focus, and discipline. 23 00:01:17,803 --> 00:01:20,683 And of those three things, you have one, two... 24 00:01:20,683 --> 00:01:22,683 Yeah, none of them. No offence. 25 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:26,123 Hee-hee, why, none taken, dog breath. 26 00:01:26,123 --> 00:01:28,163 SHOUTING: What kind of family are you? 27 00:01:28,163 --> 00:01:29,963 You should be supporting me! 28 00:01:29,963 --> 00:01:32,883 Cheese, we're not trying to insult you 29 00:01:32,883 --> 00:01:37,243 BUT the odds of becoming a famous pop star are approximately... 30 00:01:37,243 --> 00:01:40,883 Spare me your statistics, mouse breath. 31 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:43,643 I know I need work. 32 00:01:43,643 --> 00:01:46,203 Ain't like I'm shooting a music video today. 33 00:01:46,203 --> 00:01:48,283 Why, I'd look like a fool. 34 00:01:48,283 --> 00:01:52,283 Thank y'all SO much for your belief in what I could become. 35 00:01:53,963 --> 00:01:55,803 Cheese, come back, we're sorry. 36 00:01:59,043 --> 00:02:01,563 Whoa, she's right, I stink. 37 00:02:04,643 --> 00:02:07,043 CHEESE WAILS 38 00:02:08,523 --> 00:02:11,683 My own family doesn't think I can become a star. 39 00:02:11,683 --> 00:02:13,243 Can you believe it? 40 00:02:14,443 --> 00:02:15,723 Exactly. 41 00:02:15,723 --> 00:02:17,123 Well, once I'm a pop star, 42 00:02:17,123 --> 00:02:20,043 they'll beg to treat me like a world famous diva. 43 00:02:22,083 --> 00:02:23,163 Yeah, you're right. 44 00:02:23,163 --> 00:02:27,563 It will take a lot more practice before I get to that level. 45 00:02:27,563 --> 00:02:29,603 CAT YAWNS 46 00:02:29,603 --> 00:02:33,043 CHEESE GASPS Brilliant idea, Cat. 47 00:02:33,043 --> 00:02:38,363 True stardom may take years but the diva treatment can start right now! 48 00:02:42,203 --> 00:02:45,043 Let Operation Amnesia begin. 49 00:02:46,083 --> 00:02:49,283 Ah! I'm falling down the stairs! 50 00:02:49,283 --> 00:02:51,123 Ooh! Ooh! Ah! 51 00:02:52,763 --> 00:02:54,083 Ah! 52 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:56,803 It's so painful! 53 00:02:56,803 --> 00:02:58,723 Oww! 54 00:02:58,723 --> 00:03:00,723 Cheese! Are you OK? 55 00:03:02,083 --> 00:03:04,203 Huh? Oh! 56 00:03:04,203 --> 00:03:07,483 Cheese? Who's Cheese? 57 00:03:07,483 --> 00:03:09,603 My name's Sparkcheeza. 58 00:03:11,923 --> 00:03:14,443 Erm, your name's what? 59 00:03:14,443 --> 00:03:19,403 Sparkcheeza, silly. You know, the most famous pop star in the world. 60 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,603 But enough about me. 61 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:26,363 What are your names and who do I make out my autographs to? 62 00:03:26,363 --> 00:03:28,443 MOUSE: Yeah, let's go to the doctors. 63 00:03:29,723 --> 00:03:33,723 Uh-huh, and they said I'd never need this medical chart 64 00:03:33,723 --> 00:03:36,683 on talking dairy produce. Oh, no, I'm fine. 65 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:39,403 See, my family's just making a movie about doctors 66 00:03:39,403 --> 00:03:41,043 and we want you to audition. 67 00:03:42,923 --> 00:03:44,243 DOCTOR GASPS 68 00:03:44,243 --> 00:03:48,763 My big chance to stop saving others and start saving me! 69 00:03:48,763 --> 00:03:51,323 Right. Now just read the lines on this script. 70 00:03:51,323 --> 00:03:52,483 It's your screen test. 71 00:03:55,003 --> 00:04:00,723 Alas, children, your sister's fall has caused temporary amnesia. 72 00:04:00,723 --> 00:04:03,723 She now believes she is a pop star. 73 00:04:05,523 --> 00:04:07,963 And if you don't play along with her delusion 74 00:04:07,963 --> 00:04:10,123 and pretend you're her... 75 00:04:10,123 --> 00:04:16,923 ..loyal staff, then she could snap and stay this way forever! 76 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:18,683 No-o-o-o! 77 00:04:20,003 --> 00:04:24,803 OK, now that I have their attention, let's see what a real diva would do. 78 00:04:24,803 --> 00:04:28,283 "#famous-diva-demands." 79 00:04:28,283 --> 00:04:31,643 Ooh! Here's a few real good ones. 80 00:04:31,643 --> 00:04:34,203 This is going to be funsies. 81 00:04:34,203 --> 00:04:38,763 Oh, why, cruel fate? Why? 82 00:04:39,763 --> 00:04:42,043 Well, that guy's kind of strange. 83 00:04:42,043 --> 00:04:43,363 But he is the doctor. 84 00:04:43,363 --> 00:04:46,163 Yeah, so we got to do whatever it takes to help Cheese. 85 00:04:46,163 --> 00:04:48,323 Even if it means being her loyal staff. 86 00:04:49,483 --> 00:04:52,403 Dog, be a dear and get the front door for me. 87 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:53,803 Thank you, doctor. 88 00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:57,923 My pleasure. And it sounds like a great movie. 89 00:04:57,923 --> 00:05:00,883 Movie? No, no, no, no, not movie. 90 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,923 He meant music video. 91 00:05:02,923 --> 00:05:06,363 You know, cos I make so many hit music videos that I... 92 00:05:06,363 --> 00:05:10,403 Quick! Close the door before all those fans mob me! 93 00:05:10,403 --> 00:05:12,003 Must be hundreds of them. 94 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:15,483 Huh? I don't see any... Ouch! 95 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:17,763 I mean, erm, yep, lots of fans. 96 00:05:17,763 --> 00:05:20,163 We'll never get past them to get home. 97 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:21,643 They want a slice of me. 98 00:05:21,643 --> 00:05:24,243 So, erm, what do you want us to do? 99 00:05:30,723 --> 00:05:32,003 Ah! 100 00:05:32,003 --> 00:05:33,803 They're getting so close! 101 00:05:33,803 --> 00:05:35,883 Keep them back! Hey, out of the way! 102 00:05:35,883 --> 00:05:38,243 Beat it! Back off! Shoo! Stay back! 103 00:05:38,243 --> 00:05:40,163 Famous person coming through. 104 00:05:48,243 --> 00:05:51,003 CHEESE SIGHS So, is my lunch ready yet? 105 00:05:51,003 --> 00:05:54,323 You know Sparkcheeza requires gourmet meals. 106 00:05:54,323 --> 00:05:55,643 Phew. 107 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:56,883 Yeah, it's ready. 108 00:05:56,883 --> 00:05:59,203 Oowee, I'm famished. 109 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:07,043 All done! 110 00:06:07,043 --> 00:06:09,683 OK, now meet me upstairs for my spa treatment. 111 00:06:11,003 --> 00:06:14,043 Something feels...off. 112 00:06:14,043 --> 00:06:17,963 Yeah, but the doctor said she's ill, so what can we do? 113 00:06:17,963 --> 00:06:19,523 CAT BURPS 114 00:06:24,403 --> 00:06:27,363 You've been doing a wonderful job. 115 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:28,563 Take five. 116 00:06:28,563 --> 00:06:29,603 Hours? 117 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:30,683 Seconds. 118 00:06:30,683 --> 00:06:33,563 A-ha-ha-ha, just kidding. Minutes. 119 00:06:33,563 --> 00:06:35,843 Thank you, people, you're fantabulous. 120 00:06:38,803 --> 00:06:41,043 OK, now let's kick it up a notch. 121 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:42,923 Let's see. 122 00:06:42,923 --> 00:06:43,963 Whatcha got? 123 00:06:45,203 --> 00:06:47,283 Yoo-hoo, staff! 124 00:06:50,923 --> 00:06:53,683 So, loyal staff, is it ready yet? 125 00:06:53,683 --> 00:06:55,763 I've been waiting for 15 minutes! 126 00:06:58,163 --> 00:07:01,643 My very own tour bus, how lovely. 127 00:07:01,643 --> 00:07:03,643 But oh, dear, the wheels are dirty. 128 00:07:04,763 --> 00:07:08,603 Erm, yeah, because they drive on streets, which are dirty. 129 00:07:08,603 --> 00:07:11,683 Oh, no, dirty streets ain't star-like. 130 00:07:11,683 --> 00:07:15,483 From now on, you'll have to pre-wash all the roads. 131 00:07:15,483 --> 00:07:18,963 Pre-wash the roads?! 132 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:21,083 O...K. 133 00:07:21,083 --> 00:07:22,923 You're the bestest. 134 00:07:22,923 --> 00:07:25,043 Oh, well, back to bed. 135 00:07:25,043 --> 00:07:26,523 Now get me a new phone! 136 00:07:26,523 --> 00:07:28,603 This one's nearly two weeks old. 137 00:07:28,603 --> 00:07:32,403 I'm calling her doctor. There's got to be something he can do. 138 00:07:32,403 --> 00:07:36,163 Hey, wait a minute, Cheese has a dozen unplayed voicemails from him. 139 00:07:38,123 --> 00:07:40,403 Cheese, hey, thanks for letting me audition 140 00:07:40,403 --> 00:07:42,043 for your brothers and sisters. 141 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:45,803 Just wondering if I got the part in your movie. Call me. 142 00:07:45,803 --> 00:07:48,843 Audition? For a part in our movie? 143 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:51,363 Why aren't you calling me? 144 00:07:51,363 --> 00:07:52,763 I was terrible, wasn't I? 145 00:07:52,763 --> 00:07:54,683 SOBBING: I'm so stupid! 146 00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:57,203 Stupid, stupid! 147 00:07:58,963 --> 00:08:03,923 At the doctors, Cheese told us he meant to say music video, not movie. 148 00:08:03,923 --> 00:08:05,843 She has been playing us! 149 00:08:05,843 --> 00:08:08,843 Because we told her it's tough to be a pop star? 150 00:08:08,843 --> 00:08:11,083 Time for some light payback. 151 00:08:11,083 --> 00:08:13,043 What's Cheese afraid of? 152 00:08:13,043 --> 00:08:15,523 Spiders, crackers, babies that are cuter than her. 153 00:08:15,523 --> 00:08:17,163 Oh-ho-ho, hey, I know. 154 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:22,243 She said if she did a music video now, she'd feel like a fool. 155 00:08:22,243 --> 00:08:27,283 Yep. Time for our little diva to make her worldwide debut. 156 00:08:30,763 --> 00:08:33,963 We have an amazing surprise. 157 00:08:33,963 --> 00:08:38,803 Ooh, we celebrities sure do deserve amazing surprises, a-ha-ha. 158 00:08:38,803 --> 00:08:39,843 What is it? 159 00:08:42,163 --> 00:08:45,043 Time for Sparkcheeza's music video shoot. 160 00:08:45,043 --> 00:08:48,523 You know, the one your doctor kept wishing you luck with. 161 00:08:48,523 --> 00:08:50,523 My music video shoot? 162 00:08:50,523 --> 00:08:52,883 Yep. We'll shoot it now, then upload it 163 00:08:52,883 --> 00:08:55,363 so millions of people can watch you. 164 00:08:55,363 --> 00:08:57,203 CHEESE GULPS Millions? 165 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:58,803 Maybe later. 166 00:08:58,803 --> 00:09:01,443 But your public's been waiting too long. 167 00:09:01,443 --> 00:09:03,763 OK, Sparkcheeza! Action. 168 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:08,523 CHEESE'S HEART THUMPS 169 00:09:12,523 --> 00:09:15,723 Hold on, got to do a mic check first. 170 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:18,243 Testing. One, two. 171 00:09:18,243 --> 00:09:21,523 One, two, three, four. 172 00:09:21,523 --> 00:09:23,323 3,600... Play your guitar. 173 00:09:29,123 --> 00:09:31,323 Now sing those lyrics! 174 00:09:32,363 --> 00:09:35,483 Sure, right, my, erm, my singing. 175 00:09:36,683 --> 00:09:41,123 OUT OF TUNE: # La-la-la-la-la-a-a-a! # 176 00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,723 Brilliant! Awoo-o-o! 177 00:09:43,723 --> 00:09:46,123 CHEESE SIGHS No, it ain't. 178 00:09:46,123 --> 00:09:48,123 Cos I'm not Sparkcheeza. 179 00:09:48,123 --> 00:09:50,043 Whatcha say? We can't hear you? 180 00:09:51,803 --> 00:09:54,203 I'm not Sparkcheeza! 181 00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:56,683 It was a hoax. Stop the video. 182 00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,003 Oh, a hoax, huh? 183 00:09:59,003 --> 00:10:01,643 Well, don't worry, because the cameras aren't real either. 184 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,363 They're papier-mache. 185 00:10:05,123 --> 00:10:06,763 You duped me? 186 00:10:06,763 --> 00:10:09,123 Why, I felt like a fool up there! 187 00:10:09,123 --> 00:10:12,043 But to be fair, Cheese, you duped us first. 188 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,603 CHEESE SIGHS Yeah, I did. 189 00:10:14,603 --> 00:10:15,963 I'm sorry. 190 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,483 Oh, no need to apologise. 191 00:10:18,483 --> 00:10:20,723 This started because we treated you poorly. 192 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:22,763 Yeah, we're sorry. 193 00:10:22,763 --> 00:10:24,643 We should've been more supportive. 194 00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:26,923 And we will be from now on. 195 00:10:26,923 --> 00:10:29,043 So...we're even? 196 00:10:29,043 --> 00:10:32,403 Oh, shucks, of course we are. 197 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:34,363 We know you'll be a star some day. 198 00:10:34,363 --> 00:10:38,763 But until then, how about a private show for us, your biggest fans? 199 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,883 I thought you'd never ask. 200 00:10:44,043 --> 00:10:46,363 GUITAR RIFF 201 00:10:48,963 --> 00:10:51,283 Thanks for the ear plugs, Mouse. 202 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:52,603 What?