# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
BOY LAUGHS
CAT SNORES
GUITAR SCREECHES
Everyone bow to your future pop idol Sparkcheeza!
OUT OF TUNE: # La-la-la-la-la
# La-a-a-a-a-a-a! #
CAR ALARM BLARES
So, on a scale from nine to ten, how blown away are you?
Took your breath away, huh?
Well, get used to it, cos from now on, my one focus
is to become Sparkcheeza, a famous pop star.
Erm, maybe have a backup plan too.
Like...not becoming a pop star.
Only cos, you know, pop stars have stamina, focus, and discipline.
And of those three things, you have one, two...
Yeah, none of them. No offence.
Hee-hee, why, none taken, dog breath.
SHOUTING: What kind of family are you?
You should be supporting me!
Cheese, we're not trying to insult you
BUT the odds of becoming a famous pop star are approximately...
Spare me your statistics, mouse breath.
I know I need work.
Ain't like I'm shooting a music video today.
Why, I'd look like a fool.
Thank y'all SO much for your belief in what I could become.
Cheese, come back, we're sorry.
Whoa, she's right, I stink.
CHEESE WAILS
My own family doesn't think I can become a star.
Can you believe it?
Exactly.
Well, once I'm a pop star,
they'll beg to treat me like a world famous diva.
Yeah, you're right.
It will take a lot more practice before I get to that level.
CAT YAWNS
CHEESE GASPS Brilliant idea, Cat.
True stardom may take years but the diva treatment can start right now!
Let Operation Amnesia begin.
Ah! I'm falling down the stairs!
Ooh! Ooh! Ah!
Ah!
It's so painful!
Oww!
Cheese! Are you OK?
Huh? Oh!
Cheese? Who's Cheese?
My name's Sparkcheeza.
Erm, your name's what?
Sparkcheeza, silly. You know, the most famous pop star in the world.
But enough about me.
What are your names and who do I make out my autographs to?
MOUSE: Yeah, let's go to the doctors.
Uh-huh, and they said I'd never need this medical chart
on talking dairy produce. Oh, no, I'm fine.
See, my family's just making a movie about doctors
and we want you to audition.
DOCTOR GASPS
My big chance to stop saving others and start saving me!
Right. Now just read the lines on this script.
It's your screen test.
Alas, children, your sister's fall has caused temporary amnesia.
She now believes she is a pop star.
And if you don't play along with her delusion
and pretend you're her...
..loyal staff, then she could snap and stay this way forever!
No-o-o-o!
OK, now that I have their attention, let's see what a real diva would do.
"#famous-diva-demands."
Ooh! Here's a few real good ones.
This is going to be funsies.
Oh, why, cruel fate? Why?
Well, that guy's kind of strange.
But he is the doctor.
Yeah, so we got to do whatever it takes to help Cheese.
Even if it means being her loyal staff.
Dog, be a dear and get the front door for me.
Thank you, doctor.
My pleasure. And it sounds like a great movie.
Movie? No, no, no, no, not movie.
He meant music video.
You know, cos I make so many hit music videos that I...
Quick! Close the door before all those fans mob me!
Must be hundreds of them.
Huh? I don't see any... Ouch!
I mean, erm, yep, lots of fans.
We'll never get past them to get home.
They want a slice of me.
So, erm, what do you want us to do?
Ah!
They're getting so close!
Keep them back! Hey, out of the way!
Beat it! Back off! Shoo! Stay back!
Famous person coming through.
CHEESE SIGHS So, is my lunch ready yet?
You know Sparkcheeza requires gourmet meals.
Phew.
Yeah, it's ready.
Oowee, I'm famished.
All done!
OK, now meet me upstairs for my spa treatment.
Something feels...off.
Yeah, but the doctor said she's ill, so what can we do?
CAT BURPS
You've been doing a wonderful job.
Take five.
Hours?
Seconds.
A-ha-ha-ha, just kidding. Minutes.
Thank you, people, you're fantabulous.
OK, now let's kick it up a notch.
Let's see.
Whatcha got?
Yoo-hoo, staff!
So, loyal staff, is it ready yet?
I've been waiting for 15 minutes!
My very own tour bus, how lovely.
But oh, dear, the wheels are dirty.
Erm, yeah, because they drive on streets, which are dirty.
Oh, no, dirty streets ain't star-like.
From now on, you'll have to pre-wash all the roads.
Pre-wash the roads?!
O...K.
You're the bestest.
Oh, well, back to bed.
Now get me a new phone!
This one's nearly two weeks old.
I'm calling her doctor. There's got to be something he can do.
Hey, wait a minute, Cheese has a dozen unplayed voicemails from him.
Cheese, hey, thanks for letting me audition
for your brothers and sisters.
Just wondering if I got the part in your movie. Call me.
Audition? For a part in our movie?
Why aren't you calling me?
I was terrible, wasn't I?
SOBBING: I'm so stupid!
Stupid, stupid!
At the doctors, Cheese told us he meant to say music video, not movie.
She has been playing us!
Because we told her it's tough to be a pop star?
Time for some light payback.
What's Cheese afraid of?
Spiders, crackers, babies that are cuter than her.
Oh-ho-ho, hey, I know.
She said if she did a music video now, she'd feel like a fool.
Yep. Time for our little diva to make her worldwide debut.
We have an amazing surprise.
Ooh, we celebrities sure do deserve amazing surprises, a-ha-ha.
What is it?
Time for Sparkcheeza's music video shoot.
You know, the one your doctor kept wishing you luck with.
My music video shoot?
Yep. We'll shoot it now, then upload it
so millions of people can watch you.
CHEESE GULPS Millions?
Maybe later.
But your public's been waiting too long.
OK, Sparkcheeza! Action.
CHEESE'S HEART THUMPS
Hold on, got to do a mic check first.
Testing. One, two.
One, two, three, four.
3,600... Play your guitar.
Now sing those lyrics!
Sure, right, my, erm, my singing.
OUT OF TUNE: # La-la-la-la-la-a-a-a! #
Brilliant! Awoo-o-o!
CHEESE SIGHS No, it ain't.
Cos I'm not Sparkcheeza.
Whatcha say? We can't hear you?
I'm not Sparkcheeza!
It was a hoax. Stop the video.
Oh, a hoax, huh?
Well, don't worry, because the cameras aren't real either.
They're papier-mache.
You duped me?
Why, I felt like a fool up there!
But to be fair, Cheese, you duped us first.
CHEESE SIGHS Yeah, I did.
I'm sorry.
Oh, no need to apologise.
This started because we treated you poorly.
Yeah, we're sorry.
We should've been more supportive.
And we will be from now on.
So...we're even?
Oh, shucks, of course we are.
We know you'll be a star some day.
But until then, how about a private show for us, your biggest fans?
I thought you'd never ask.
GUITAR RIFF
Thanks for the ear plugs, Mouse.
What?