# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Zymurgy, zymotic and last but not least,
Zyzzyva!
Ha-ha, Mouse, and you said I couldn't recite the dictionary.
Uh, Mouse?
Um, Mouse?
Mouse?
OK, Dog, I made your favourite - liver and fishcake.
Uh, Dog?
Have you seen Dog?
No, and I can't find Mouse, either.
Ooh, cake!
I'm going to hurl.
Oh, Cat?
Yoo-hoo? Don't worry, I'm happy that you keep
leaving hairballs in my designer shoes.
Have you seen Cat?
Nope.
Where are they?
MUFFLED VOICE
Well, surprise, surprise,
this lousy thing got in my way again.
Oh...
They always do.
Yesterday, I backed into a fan.
SOBBING
If only we didn't have these, life would be much easier.
ALL SOBBING
LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER CONTINUES
Having fun, feeling superior?
Yeah, must be nice to be perfect.
Sorry, but what's so hard about living with one of those?
Yeah, it can't be that bad.
Ha! Can't be that bad.
I ought to engineer robotic ones for them
to see what it's really like.
They wouldn't last an hour. Ha-ha-ha!
An hour, huh?
Ha! Easy peasy.
How about it, Mouse? Make us some.
You really want to try, huh?
Ha! OK.
But if you don't learn to use them,
we get to tease you forever.
And when we succeed?
Well, then they can go to Curling Tail.
Shh!
What's Curling Tail? Ah, nothing.
It's not a secret festival or anything like that.
So, it's a secret festival?
What? How did you...? Oh, right.
Ah, yes, fine, if you win
you all can come with us.
And it's great.
It's where a bunch of us gather to celebrate once a year.
Games, food, rides.
And at the end, a giant statue wags
and everyone wags along with it.
Yeah! Oh, boy! Yeah!
It's really fun.
Uh, can you just make them for us, already?
Cool.
Man, this will be easy.
Ouch!
Whoops.
So, as you see these work just like real ones,
pain included.
What this do? Don't touch it.
Once you learn the basics, you can increase its power
for more complicated moves.
I'm already totally in control of mine.
Watch me scratch my ear.
Wha! Ooh!
I... I meant to do that.
Sure. Sure.
Ha-ha!
Check it out, guys. We mastered it.
Just like we said we could.
Ugh, and that means...
ALL: We're going to Curling Tail!
Yeah, I always wanted to go there
even though I didn't know it existed until recently.
Oh, OK, but if you get discovered as frauds,
we will get banned from the festival forever,
so when we go, you've got to blend in.
Can do. No problem. Yeah, whoo!
We're going to get so banned.
Ha-ha, yeah! This is fun.
And also, so weird.
Where's Cheese?
Over there.
This is twirling. If someone twirls you,
it is customary you twirl back in the same fashion.
Cool. I'm ready to get my twirl on.
Meow.
Uh-oh! I can't keep up.
Let me give it a shot.
Yeah, that did not go well.
Listen, you've got to try harder, OK?
Sorry, Mouse. We'll make sure we can fit in.
Hey, hey, my canines, what's up?!
Wow. Just, wow.
OK, Boy, instead of high-fiving
maybe just sniff each other a little.
Ew, dude, that's gross.
No, it's not. It's...
SNIFF-SNIFF
Hey, you're right, it is gross.
Why do we dogs do that?
Guys, emergency meeting, I'm having trouble fitting in.
Tell me about it.
Well, I was trying to high five a dog with my tail and then...
Not literally.
We're not doing so well, are we? Nope.
And if we get discovered as frauds,
Dog, Mouse and Cat will get banned from this festival forever.
Wait, I got it.
Serious problems require serious measures.
Now, who's with me?
Um, you didn't suggest anything.
Oh, yeah. OK, here's what we do.
WHISPERING
Hey.
No! Please, you're going to give us away
and we're all going to get kicked out!
I've got this all under control.
Ssh!
GROWLING
OK, no worries here.
It's all cool. we're all super excited and...
Argh!
We got this, Cheese.
Meow.
Ooh, you're good.
Now try this move, sugar.
Oh, make it stop!
Argh! Make it stop, make it stop!
Oh, dear.
Whoa, oh, oh.
Whoa, whoa!
I got you, Boy. Whoa!
Argh!
Mouse, we can't stop it.
They're going haywire.
I told you not to mess
with that dial!
Argh!
Ah! Whoa, oh! Oh!
You guys OK?
A talking mouse? Now I've seen everything.
Wait, am I a talking cheese?
Oh...
Ah. You'd all probably like an explanation.
Amusing little anecdote, really.
You see...
Wait, wait, wait.
Mouse, Dog and Cat brought us here to open our eyes.
And it has.
We thought these were easy to live with but we learned otherwise.
We understand your pain
and we ask for your acceptance and forgiveness.
ALL GROWL
Cat, could you translate, please?
ALL GROWL
Ahem, meow.
ALL: Yeah!
We're proud of you guys.
You really learned how hard we have it.
Yes, we did. And as always, everything worked out perfectly.
Aw, yeah!
It's OK, it's OK, just remain calm and...
..run!
Argh!