# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Wow, awesome.
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome.
I can't believe we let you drag us to a toy store.
Not toys, collectables.
Coll-ect-ables, coll-ect-ables.
So, basically, toys that were never taken out of their packages.
Yeah, basically.
Now, the reason we're here is for this...
..the very first bobblehead ever made.
Eh, it looks like every other bobblehead ever made,
but wow.
"And what's it doing here?" asks Cheese, pretending to be interested.
It's on tour,
thanks to the owner of the world's biggest
bobblehead collection, Mr Dweeby.
Dweeb-y?
Sounds about right.
"Boring", said Cheese, now no longer pretending to be interested.
I saved up weeks to buy a replica of it and now it's mine!
Oh, did you know that if you lined up all the bobbleheads in the world,
it would reach the... Hey, isn't it bad enough that I work here?
GRUMBLES INDISTINCTLY
Ah!
You break it, you bought it.
Meow.
BOY LAUGHS
Chad alert.
LAUGHS: Check this place out, yo.
Toys for babies.
FRIENDS LAUGH
Right. Yeah.
Toys are for babies who go goo-goo, ga-ga and suck their thumbs.
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
That was weird, dude.
And totally awesome.
See, now this guy knows what I'm talking about.
CHILDISH LAUGHTER
BABY CHORTLES
Keep my bobbleheads and stay a kid,
or get rid of them and grow up?
Oh, this is so hard, Cat.
Do I really need to stop collecting bobbleheads?
THUD
I think I have my answer.
And now with Cat as my witness, I will begin living like an adult.
BUZZING
TV: Captain Calisto, there are two things you must do.
What are they, old man?
One, stop calling me old man...
LAUGHS: Ah, yes. Yes.
That's just a bunch of numbers. How is that funny?
It's called the financial section.
You see, Dog, we mature people find finance utterly fascinating.
And this is the way mature people read.
When did you get glasses?
And how come there's no lenses in them?
I have a new look now
and an appreciation of
the finer things in life.
Ooh, hot cocoa.
CHEESE SLURPS
The worst cocoa ever. And where are them cute little marshmallows at?
You don't put marshmallows in coffee.
And we mature people drink coffee.
BOY SLURPS
Tomorrow, the barometric pressure will be rising...
Ah, the barometric pressure is rising.
That's good for my rose bushes.
You don't even have rose bushes.
OK, weirdo. What's going on?
Bobbleheads are childish.
Thus, I must say goodbye to my past
and start living my adult future.
AH! He's throwing away his bobbleheads. He's serious.
Please. It's just a phase.
He'll be back to normal in no time, I promise.
HARMONICA PLAYS BADLY
All week long you've been driving us UP THE WALL!
Your poetry stinks,
your harmonica playing is even worse and collecting spoons
is just plain weird.
No. You see they're spoons from all over the world.
Look. Oh, I got ones from China, Spain, Canada, all over.
They all look so different.
Fascinating, huh?
NO, THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME!
Oh, well, maybe...
BOY SNIFFS
..but they smell different.
How neato.
Boy, you don't do fun kids' things with us any more.
Yeah, we want you to be yourself and hang out with us again.
Right? He's my boy. Indubitably.
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.
No, this is the new me.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be in my study.
Your study?
The, eh, bathroom.
Adults spend a lot of time in there.
So now I do.
Hey, well, we tried.
No. We tried talking to him.
We haven't tried showing him.
Good morrow, all.
Hey, who's that?
This is Manny the Mannequin and he'll be hanging with us now.
How can a mannequin be a member of the family?
Don't you be disrespecting Manny.
So, Boy, you keep doing all your strange things
and we'll be having fun with Manny.
ALL: Yay!
ALL LAUGH
CRASH
SAD VIOLIN PLAYS
Who's that baby boy here?
Who said that?
I'm Mr Boy, your adult self.
And together we wield amazing power.
The power of old!
I guess, but I really miss spending time with my family.
Are you a baby who goes goo-goo, ga-ga?
No.
Now go collect more spoons.
You're right.
Okey dokey, Mr Boy.
Eesh, Boy won't give in.
He's tough, for once.
Yeah, we'll need something really smart to make him change back.
Really? Smart is what I do goodliest.
I mean, best.
Voila.
Look who's going to be at the collectable store tomorrow.
ALL: Ah!
I still don't understand why
the world's biggest Alaskan spoon
is on display at the collectable store.
Because, as you've proven,
spoons are highly collectable.
Hey, there's no Alaskan spoon here.
SNIFFS
I don't even smell it.
No, but someone else is.
Ah!
Mr Dweeby?
That's the name, don't wear it out.
I'm here to get my bobblehead and take it to the next city.
But you're an adult, a really cool one.
Why would you collect bobbleheads?
They're just for kids.
Who says? Aren't they beautiful?
They're gorgeous. I used to collect them too.
But...but...
Then I grew up.
Oh, you never outgrow happiness.
And if bobbleheads make you happy, then they can be part
of your life forever.
Part of my life forever?
Ah, Chad, what are you doing here?
I'm buying a bobblehead for my little bro.
Why are you here?
Do you actually like those things?
Ah, well...
LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
GULPS
MECHANICAL WHIRRING
Ah!
Grr.
GROWLING AND GNASHING
ALL: Look out!
My bobbleheads. They'll be destroyed!
Not on my watch.
ALL: Uh!
SCREAMS IN SLOW MOTOON
ALL: Yay!
Sick move, bro, sick.
Wow, Boy, I didn't know that you... Really love bobbleheads?
Why, yes, I do.
And I don't care who knows it.
I was going to say I didn't know you could be so cool.
Good job.
GASPS
Sorry about the way I was acting.
I'm done pretending to be an adult.
Actually, not caring what anyone
thinks of you is a pretty adult thing to do.
A GOOD adult thing.
Not a weird adult thing.
LAUGHS: I guess you're right. Why rush it?
We'll all be older soon enough anyway.
Not me, I'm timeless.
Oh, I can't wait to get back home to see my... UH!
..bobbleheads.
Oh, no, I threw them out.
Nah. You really thought we would have let you do that?
Thank you, guys.
Now let's go do some fun kid things.
Woo-hoo-hoo!
MECHANICAL WHIRRING
GROWLING AND GNASHING