1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,043 # Boys! 2 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:06,483 # If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone 3 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,683 # Girls! 4 00:00:07,683 --> 00:00:10,443 # Six can become one when we work together 5 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,323 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 6 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:14,123 # Guess you're stuck with me 7 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,003 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese! 8 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,603 # Guess we're family. # 9 00:00:25,123 --> 00:00:27,443 CAR HORN TOOTS 10 00:00:30,243 --> 00:00:33,123 Woohoo! 11 00:00:30,243 --> 00:00:33,123 CAT SNORES 12 00:00:33,123 --> 00:00:35,003 DOORBELL RINGS 13 00:00:35,003 --> 00:00:37,203 No, don't get up. Really. 14 00:00:39,763 --> 00:00:42,323 Hello. Good day to you, Girl. 15 00:00:42,323 --> 00:00:45,523 Gherkin? At my house? Being nice? 16 00:00:45,523 --> 00:00:47,363 SHE SNIFFS 17 00:00:47,363 --> 00:00:49,083 Wearing deodorant? 18 00:00:49,083 --> 00:00:52,723 Ha-ha-ha, of course I'm being nice. I'm the nicest! 19 00:00:52,723 --> 00:00:55,123 Why, I would never... 20 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:56,683 I hate you so much! 21 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:58,163 ..be mean to you. 22 00:00:58,163 --> 00:01:00,403 What do you want, Gherkin? 23 00:01:00,403 --> 00:01:04,323 You have the rare number one issue of Magnifa-Girl, 24 00:01:04,323 --> 00:01:07,003 and I'd like to buy it to complete my collection. 25 00:01:07,003 --> 00:01:09,123 Oh, you mean this? 26 00:01:11,003 --> 00:01:15,203 Oh, you can have it, if you just say I'm a better cosplayer than you. 27 00:01:16,803 --> 00:01:19,243 Better cosplayer than I? 28 00:01:19,243 --> 00:01:20,883 OK, erm... 29 00:01:20,883 --> 00:01:23,243 Girl, you are... 30 00:01:20,883 --> 00:01:23,243 HE STRUGGLES 31 00:01:23,243 --> 00:01:25,403 HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH 32 00:01:26,723 --> 00:01:28,923 There, I said it. Now gimme. 33 00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,763 Eat door! 34 00:01:30,763 --> 00:01:34,403 Nothing will keep me from getting that comic book, Girl. 35 00:01:34,403 --> 00:01:36,203 Nothing! 36 00:01:36,203 --> 00:01:38,163 MUSIC PLAYS 37 00:01:36,203 --> 00:01:38,163 Oh, wowee, the ice cream truck! 38 00:01:39,363 --> 00:01:41,483 It is I, Gherkin, the Geekinator! 39 00:01:41,483 --> 00:01:43,563 And now, this is mine! 40 00:01:43,563 --> 00:01:45,643 Mwah-ha-ha-ha! 41 00:01:45,643 --> 00:01:50,603 I think not, for I am Magnifa-Girl, the Greatest Superhero Ever. 42 00:01:50,603 --> 00:01:52,043 CAT YOWLS 43 00:01:52,043 --> 00:01:54,403 And I shall stop you, Geekinator! 44 00:01:54,403 --> 00:01:57,243 Seriously, Boy, damage that comic, and you're a goner. 45 00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:59,083 Super laser blast! 46 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:01,123 Pow! Pow-pow! Pow-pow! 47 00:02:01,123 --> 00:02:04,723 Ha! Nice try, but I'm laser-proof! 48 00:02:04,723 --> 00:02:06,563 Ah! A pillow! 49 00:02:06,563 --> 00:02:08,803 Double power blast extreme! 50 00:02:08,803 --> 00:02:10,243 Peeooh! Peeooh! 51 00:02:10,243 --> 00:02:11,963 THEY LAUGH 52 00:02:11,963 --> 00:02:13,803 Oh, no! Whaa! 53 00:02:17,483 --> 00:02:20,563 Why, thank you, Cat. Meow? 54 00:02:20,563 --> 00:02:24,723 Er, we don't do anything with Boy's body, cos he's still alive. 55 00:02:24,723 --> 00:02:26,243 I am alive! Man! 56 00:02:26,243 --> 00:02:29,843 To be a real superhero would be awesome. 57 00:02:32,923 --> 00:02:35,923 SHOUTING AND SCREAMING 58 00:02:46,363 --> 00:02:49,083 WIND HOWLS 59 00:03:00,203 --> 00:03:03,403 You want to become a superhero? Mm? 60 00:03:03,403 --> 00:03:07,523 Let me get this straight. You, Cat, want to be a superhero? 61 00:03:07,523 --> 00:03:10,083 Meow! OK, I'm confused. 62 00:03:10,083 --> 00:03:12,123 Are you saying, Cat... 63 00:03:12,123 --> 00:03:14,163 ..that you want to be a superhero? 64 00:03:14,163 --> 00:03:16,203 CAT SCREAMS 65 00:03:16,203 --> 00:03:19,403 Er, but superheroes are confident. 66 00:03:19,403 --> 00:03:22,043 Superheroes are strong. 67 00:03:24,763 --> 00:03:27,003 Superheroes are athletic. 68 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:33,723 Oh, sugar. We love you, but maybe pick a hobby that's more...you? 69 00:03:34,963 --> 00:03:38,043 CAT WAILS 70 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,843 Oh, man we crossed her dreams. 71 00:03:40,843 --> 00:03:45,003 Yeah, but how in the world would Cat become a superhero? 72 00:03:45,003 --> 00:03:46,683 Hey, I know! 73 00:03:46,683 --> 00:03:49,843 We can turn her into a real superhero, right? 74 00:03:49,843 --> 00:03:52,163 Er...no. 75 00:03:52,163 --> 00:03:55,283 So, how about we shoot for create a situation where 76 00:03:55,283 --> 00:03:57,523 she feels like a real superhero? 77 00:03:57,523 --> 00:04:00,523 Close enough - let's do it! ALL: Yeah! 78 00:04:02,883 --> 00:04:04,923 CAT WHINES 79 00:04:04,923 --> 00:04:07,163 Cat, what are you sitting around for? 80 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,843 You have a city to protect. 81 00:04:08,843 --> 00:04:10,283 CAT MEOWS IN SURPRISE 82 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:13,043 I made the costume, and Mouse made the gadgets. 83 00:04:13,043 --> 00:04:15,243 Now, suit up, Cat Crusader. 84 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:16,443 Woo! 85 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:21,963 Whoa! Check it out. 86 00:04:21,963 --> 00:04:23,523 Argh! 87 00:04:23,523 --> 00:04:25,563 Cat - that's your reflection! 88 00:04:26,483 --> 00:04:28,163 Wow! 89 00:04:28,163 --> 00:04:29,923 MAN'S VOICE: Go get 'em, Cat Crusader, 90 00:04:29,923 --> 00:04:31,483 you're afraid of nothing! 91 00:04:31,483 --> 00:04:35,283 Remember that you are afraid of nothing! 92 00:04:35,283 --> 00:04:37,123 Woo! 93 00:04:37,123 --> 00:04:39,363 Er, what's she doing? 94 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:47,323 Now to actually find people who need help, I made... 95 00:04:47,323 --> 00:04:50,003 ..the Cat signal! 96 00:04:50,003 --> 00:04:53,803 We give one to everyone in town, and they turn it on to summon Cat. 97 00:04:53,803 --> 00:04:56,723 Er, wouldn't we need to make, like, 15,000 of those? 98 00:04:56,723 --> 00:05:00,203 Yep, so, let's get building. Yeah, erm, no. 99 00:05:00,203 --> 00:05:01,563 Let's just walk around town 100 00:05:01,563 --> 00:05:04,043 and look for people who need help - it'll be faster. 101 00:05:04,043 --> 00:05:06,923 Hm! Fine! Why do I even try? 102 00:05:06,923 --> 00:05:10,163 WOMAN: Oh! Isn't there anyone who can help? 103 00:05:10,163 --> 00:05:12,843 Come down, Mr Snuggerton! 104 00:05:12,843 --> 00:05:15,003 Don't you worry! 105 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:18,203 For here comes...the Cat Crusader! 106 00:05:19,923 --> 00:05:21,963 It's the Cat Crusader! 107 00:05:21,963 --> 00:05:24,883 Wait, who's the Cat Crusader? 108 00:05:24,883 --> 00:05:27,323 Bring her back down here! 109 00:05:27,323 --> 00:05:29,403 Whaaa! 110 00:05:29,403 --> 00:05:31,683 Yeah, go do it! Come on, Cat! 111 00:05:31,683 --> 00:05:34,003 That's it, Cat! You can do it! 112 00:05:36,443 --> 00:05:39,363 GIRL: No. Not by cutting the branch! 113 00:05:39,363 --> 00:05:41,483 BRANCH CREEKS, CAT YOWLS 114 00:05:41,483 --> 00:05:43,243 THUD! 115 00:05:43,243 --> 00:05:45,683 Now she's stuck even higher! 116 00:05:45,683 --> 00:05:49,123 Er, Cat Crusader, how about using your grappling hook? 117 00:05:52,723 --> 00:05:55,643 Oh, thank you, Cat Crusader! 118 00:05:55,643 --> 00:05:58,563 Argh! 119 00:05:58,563 --> 00:05:59,643 BOY CLEARS THROAT 120 00:06:03,323 --> 00:06:05,963 Phew! Good thing I always wear 121 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:07,963 a parachute under my blouse! 122 00:06:09,243 --> 00:06:11,363 CAT YOWLS 123 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:20,123 OK, that was, um, a good first try, Cat Crusader. 124 00:06:20,123 --> 00:06:23,403 And you'll only get better from here. Help! 125 00:06:23,403 --> 00:06:26,643 Stop that man! Help! 126 00:06:26,643 --> 00:06:29,083 You know what to do, Cat Crusader. 127 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:38,003 Who-aaah! 128 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:39,323 CRASH 129 00:06:39,323 --> 00:06:42,283 CAR ALARM SOUNDS, TINS CLATTER 130 00:06:44,483 --> 00:06:46,523 Er, are you OK? 131 00:06:46,523 --> 00:06:50,363 Come on, Cat Crusader, get up and stop that crook! 132 00:06:52,363 --> 00:06:55,523 Oh, he's not a crook! He just left his phone behind. 133 00:06:55,523 --> 00:06:56,923 Thanks. 134 00:06:58,443 --> 00:07:00,283 No, no, no, don't feel bad. 135 00:07:00,283 --> 00:07:05,283 I've got a feeling that your next heroic deed will be epic. 136 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:11,443 Er, are you sure this evil super villain plan will work, Mouse? 137 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:14,203 Well, we agreed to support Cat's dream, 138 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:18,123 and now she's losing confidence, so we've got to try. 139 00:07:18,123 --> 00:07:21,043 By having a robot squash her into a slice of salami? 140 00:07:21,043 --> 00:07:23,883 Yeah, ha-ha, that'll bring her confidence back, for sure! 141 00:07:23,883 --> 00:07:27,283 It's just cardboard, it doesn't even move. 142 00:07:27,283 --> 00:07:28,883 Cat will fight it, 143 00:07:28,883 --> 00:07:32,123 knock it over, thus defeating it, and, boom! 144 00:07:32,123 --> 00:07:33,963 She's a superhero! 145 00:07:33,963 --> 00:07:37,043 Well, let's hope Cat falls for it. Here goes. 146 00:07:37,043 --> 00:07:38,643 BOY CLEARS THROAT 147 00:07:38,643 --> 00:07:42,083 Help! A giant evil robot is attacking! 148 00:07:51,923 --> 00:07:54,283 Use your laser, Cat Crusader! 149 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:56,083 You gave Cat a laser? 150 00:07:56,083 --> 00:07:58,843 Nah, it's fake - you can tell because it's green. 151 00:07:58,843 --> 00:08:00,923 My real lasers are red. 152 00:08:02,243 --> 00:08:05,283 Whoopsie. Also, all cats chase lasers. 153 00:08:05,283 --> 00:08:07,323 Double whoopsie! 154 00:08:10,443 --> 00:08:12,563 Whoaaah! 155 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:14,483 Whah! 156 00:08:19,043 --> 00:08:21,963 Yeah! You did it! Yay! I knew you'd do it! 157 00:08:21,963 --> 00:08:24,523 Meow? 158 00:08:24,523 --> 00:08:26,643 Yeah, sorry, it's fake. 159 00:08:26,643 --> 00:08:29,683 You were supposed to defeat the robot so that you'd feel better. 160 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:31,443 Do you feel better? 161 00:08:31,443 --> 00:08:34,443 CAT GROANS 162 00:08:35,923 --> 00:08:37,683 Hm. 163 00:08:37,683 --> 00:08:43,723 So, you're going to give your prize comic book to Cat - erm, why? 164 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:46,283 Because she can't be a superhero, 165 00:08:46,283 --> 00:08:50,283 but she can live vicariously through Magnifa-Girl's adventures. 166 00:08:50,283 --> 00:08:52,283 Nah, pretty sure she'll just eat it. 167 00:08:52,283 --> 00:08:54,843 No, Girl's right, Cat's never going to be a real superhero, 168 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:56,883 so reading about them may be the next best thing. 169 00:08:56,883 --> 00:09:00,363 Nah - pretty sure she'll just eat it. Yeah, right. OK. 170 00:09:00,363 --> 00:09:02,083 Yeah, OK, all right, let's go, yeah. 171 00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:03,803 Cat! Cat! Cat! 172 00:09:03,803 --> 00:09:05,763 Cat! Cat! 173 00:09:06,723 --> 00:09:11,723 Ho, ho, ho! You're taking the comic out of your house - a big mistake. 174 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:13,283 Mwah-ha-ha-ha! 175 00:09:13,283 --> 00:09:15,003 To the Gherk-Mobile! 176 00:09:17,843 --> 00:09:20,883 Whoa! Steady, steady - you can do this, Gherkin, 177 00:09:20,883 --> 00:09:22,283 you're a big boy, yes, you are. 178 00:09:22,283 --> 00:09:23,603 Whoa! 179 00:09:23,603 --> 00:09:26,283 Cat! Oh, Cat?! Ah-ha, there she is! 180 00:09:26,283 --> 00:09:28,483 Well, let's go give her the comic. 181 00:09:28,483 --> 00:09:30,443 Oh, I think not! 182 00:09:30,443 --> 00:09:34,803 It is I, Gherkin, the best cosplayer in town, 183 00:09:34,803 --> 00:09:38,763 wearing my 100% screen accurate costume of Lightning Lion. 184 00:09:38,763 --> 00:09:40,563 Behold it! 185 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:42,603 PHONE CAMERA CLICKS 186 00:09:42,603 --> 00:09:44,203 No. 187 00:09:44,203 --> 00:09:45,763 I said behold it! 188 00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:48,283 Oh, whatever. 189 00:09:45,763 --> 00:09:48,283 HE LAUGHS EVILLY 190 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:51,723 THEY ALL STRUGGLE 191 00:09:51,723 --> 00:09:53,963 Thank you. Huh-huh, ha-ha-ha! 192 00:09:53,963 --> 00:09:55,723 He stole my comic! 193 00:09:55,723 --> 00:09:57,483 CAT GROWLS 194 00:09:57,483 --> 00:09:59,003 Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 195 00:09:59,003 --> 00:10:02,643 Now my collection is complete, and no-one can stop me. 196 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:06,683 Aaaah...! 197 00:10:07,963 --> 00:10:09,443 ..aah...! 198 00:10:13,523 --> 00:10:15,803 Who are you? 199 00:10:15,803 --> 00:10:18,323 CAT GROWLS 200 00:10:15,803 --> 00:10:18,323 Angry meow? 201 00:10:18,323 --> 00:10:20,003 That's not a great superhero name. 202 00:10:20,003 --> 00:10:22,723 But whatever - you'll never get this! 203 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:28,043 You're weak, you're stupid, you're no superhero! 204 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:30,003 Whaaah! 205 00:10:30,003 --> 00:10:32,043 Ha, ha-ha-ha! You missed! 206 00:10:37,363 --> 00:10:40,363 I'll return in the seque-e-e-e-el! 207 00:10:41,563 --> 00:10:43,523 PING 208 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,963 THEY ALL LAUGH 209 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,963 Yeah! You did it! 210 00:10:47,963 --> 00:10:49,643 Woohoo! Proud of you, sugar! 211 00:10:49,643 --> 00:10:52,603 You're the greatest superhero in the world, Cat Crusader!