# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
CAR HORN TOOTS
Woohoo!
CAT SNORES
DOORBELL RINGS
No, don't get up. Really.
Hello. Good day to you, Girl.
Gherkin? At my house? Being nice?
SHE SNIFFS
Wearing deodorant?
Ha-ha-ha, of course I'm being nice. I'm the nicest!
Why, I would never...
I hate you so much!
..be mean to you.
What do you want, Gherkin?
You have the rare number one issue of Magnifa-Girl,
and I'd like to buy it to complete my collection.
Oh, you mean this?
Oh, you can have it, if you just say I'm a better cosplayer than you.
Better cosplayer than I?
OK, erm...
Girl, you are...
HE STRUGGLES
HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
There, I said it. Now gimme.
Eat door!
Nothing will keep me from getting that comic book, Girl.
Nothing!
MUSIC PLAYS
Oh, wowee, the ice cream truck!
It is I, Gherkin, the Geekinator!
And now, this is mine!
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
I think not, for I am Magnifa-Girl, the Greatest Superhero Ever.
CAT YOWLS
And I shall stop you, Geekinator!
Seriously, Boy, damage that comic, and you're a goner.
Super laser blast!
Pow! Pow-pow! Pow-pow!
Ha! Nice try, but I'm laser-proof!
Ah! A pillow!
Double power blast extreme!
Peeooh! Peeooh!
THEY LAUGH
Oh, no! Whaa!
Why, thank you, Cat. Meow?
Er, we don't do anything with Boy's body, cos he's still alive.
I am alive! Man!
To be a real superhero would be awesome.
SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
WIND HOWLS
You want to become a superhero? Mm?
Let me get this straight. You, Cat, want to be a superhero?
Meow! OK, I'm confused.
Are you saying, Cat...
..that you want to be a superhero?
CAT SCREAMS
Er, but superheroes are confident.
Superheroes are strong.
Superheroes are athletic.
Oh, sugar. We love you, but maybe pick a hobby that's more...you?
CAT WAILS
Oh, man we crossed her dreams.
Yeah, but how in the world would Cat become a superhero?
Hey, I know!
We can turn her into a real superhero, right?
Er...no.
So, how about we shoot for create a situation where
she feels like a real superhero?
Close enough - let's do it! ALL: Yeah!
CAT WHINES
Cat, what are you sitting around for?
You have a city to protect.
CAT MEOWS IN SURPRISE
I made the costume, and Mouse made the gadgets.
Now, suit up, Cat Crusader.
Woo!
Whoa! Check it out.
Argh!
Cat - that's your reflection!
Wow!
MAN'S VOICE: Go get 'em, Cat Crusader,
you're afraid of nothing!
Remember that you are afraid of nothing!
Woo!
Er, what's she doing?
Now to actually find people who need help, I made...
..the Cat signal!
We give one to everyone in town, and they turn it on to summon Cat.
Er, wouldn't we need to make, like, 15,000 of those?
Yep, so, let's get building. Yeah, erm, no.
Let's just walk around town
and look for people who need help - it'll be faster.
Hm! Fine! Why do I even try?
WOMAN: Oh! Isn't there anyone who can help?
Come down, Mr Snuggerton!
Don't you worry!
For here comes...the Cat Crusader!
It's the Cat Crusader!
Wait, who's the Cat Crusader?
Bring her back down here!
Whaaa!
Yeah, go do it! Come on, Cat!
That's it, Cat! You can do it!
GIRL: No. Not by cutting the branch!
BRANCH CREEKS, CAT YOWLS
THUD!
Now she's stuck even higher!
Er, Cat Crusader, how about using your grappling hook?
Oh, thank you, Cat Crusader!
Argh!
BOY CLEARS THROAT
Phew! Good thing I always wear
a parachute under my blouse!
CAT YOWLS
OK, that was, um, a good first try, Cat Crusader.
And you'll only get better from here. Help!
Stop that man! Help!
You know what to do, Cat Crusader.
Who-aaah!
CRASH
CAR ALARM SOUNDS, TINS CLATTER
Er, are you OK?
Come on, Cat Crusader, get up and stop that crook!
Oh, he's not a crook! He just left his phone behind.
Thanks.
No, no, no, don't feel bad.
I've got a feeling that your next heroic deed will be epic.
Er, are you sure this evil super villain plan will work, Mouse?
Well, we agreed to support Cat's dream,
and now she's losing confidence, so we've got to try.
By having a robot squash her into a slice of salami?
Yeah, ha-ha, that'll bring her confidence back, for sure!
It's just cardboard, it doesn't even move.
Cat will fight it,
knock it over, thus defeating it, and, boom!
She's a superhero!
Well, let's hope Cat falls for it. Here goes.
BOY CLEARS THROAT
Help! A giant evil robot is attacking!
Use your laser, Cat Crusader!
You gave Cat a laser?
Nah, it's fake - you can tell because it's green.
My real lasers are red.
Whoopsie. Also, all cats chase lasers.
Double whoopsie!
Whoaaah!
Whah!
Yeah! You did it! Yay! I knew you'd do it!
Meow?
Yeah, sorry, it's fake.
You were supposed to defeat the robot so that you'd feel better.
Do you feel better?
CAT GROANS
Hm.
So, you're going to give your prize comic book to Cat - erm, why?
Because she can't be a superhero,
but she can live vicariously through Magnifa-Girl's adventures.
Nah, pretty sure she'll just eat it.
No, Girl's right, Cat's never going to be a real superhero,
so reading about them may be the next best thing.
Nah - pretty sure she'll just eat it. Yeah, right. OK.
Yeah, OK, all right, let's go, yeah.
Cat! Cat! Cat!
Cat! Cat!
Ho, ho, ho! You're taking the comic out of your house - a big mistake.
Mwah-ha-ha-ha!
To the Gherk-Mobile!
Whoa! Steady, steady - you can do this, Gherkin,
you're a big boy, yes, you are.
Whoa!
Cat! Oh, Cat?! Ah-ha, there she is!
Well, let's go give her the comic.
Oh, I think not!
It is I, Gherkin, the best cosplayer in town,
wearing my 100% screen accurate costume of Lightning Lion.
Behold it!
PHONE CAMERA CLICKS
No.
I said behold it!
Oh, whatever.
HE LAUGHS EVILLY
THEY ALL STRUGGLE
Thank you. Huh-huh, ha-ha-ha!
He stole my comic!
CAT GROWLS
Ah, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Now my collection is complete, and no-one can stop me.
Aaaah...!
..aah...!
Who are you?
CAT GROWLS
Angry meow?
That's not a great superhero name.
But whatever - you'll never get this!
You're weak, you're stupid, you're no superhero!
Whaaah!
Ha, ha-ha-ha! You missed!
I'll return in the seque-e-e-e-el!
PING
THEY ALL LAUGH
Yeah! You did it!
Woohoo! Proud of you, sugar!
You're the greatest superhero in the world, Cat Crusader!