# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy, Girl, Dog, Cat, Mouse, Cheese
# Guess you're stuck with me!
# Boy, Girl, Dog, Cat, Mouse, Cheese
# Yes, we're family! #
Oh, we've been in this line for so long
that Cat's fur has really grown in.
CAT WAILS
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
Stop it! You're embarrassing me in front of the other dairy products.
Oh, sorry. I didn't sleep much last night.
I was up polishing my bobbleheads.
This is probably the grossest thing that has ever happened to anyone.
Does his nose always make that sound when he sleeps?
Only every single night. Guess we'll have to hear it today, too.
Yeah, I'll just park him here while we get our yoghurt.
Aww!
Although I despise his sister, Boy's whistle is so sweet,
so adorable, so perfect to share with my 100,000 followers.
PHONE ALERT
Six froghurts, please,
and Boy's paying,
so you'll have to get the money from him later.
Ha! Speaking of Boy, you've got to see this.
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
Uncle Bob's took Boy and trapped him in his phone.
Release him, evil yoghurt-selling genius!
Actually, it's just a video of Boy.
I prefer the simpler explanation.
Isn't it great? It's all over the internet.
Why, it's gone viral.
ALL: What!
Gone viral. It means everyone is watching it and...
Yeah, thanks, Uncle Bob. We've got it.
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
Congratulations, your nose whistling has gone viral. What?
Viral. It means everyone is...
Thank you, Uncle Bob, we've got it!
What was once just music to my ears now can be enjoyed by everyone.
And you'll have fans all over the world
and I won't!
I think I've lost my appetite.
That is pretty cool.
But there are tonnes of things to watch online.
Nobody's going to care about me. Yeah, Boy is right.
Everybody's watching this new video.
All over the world.
I told you Boy was wrong. I don't believe it!
You're a...a global sensation?
You've stolen my dream!
Give it back! Give it back now!
INDISTINCT CHATTERING
Sh! Do you hear that?
CROWD: Boo!
Huh?
Awesome!
CHEERING
This is really cool!
May I have your autograph?
Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. Sure!
Oh, thank you, nose-whistling Boy.
Excuse me, that was my mail. Hello?
Ooh! How about a quick selfie?
Oh, anything for a fan.
CROWD: Nose whistle! Nose whistle! Nose whistle!
Well, I'd hate to disappoint.
Awesome!
No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Don't you know nothing about fame?
You've always got to keep them wanting more. I do?
Ah, good thing you have me.
I'll guide you through the wild world of showbiz as your manager.
Oh, and I'll be your bodyguard
and Mouse can do something sciencey and Cat can, uh...
Cat can...
Meow!
She can be your stylist!
That just leaves Girl to...
Stay out of it.
Sorry, Boy, but fame can be kind of superficial.
Just let it play out and get back to your normal life. Oh, I understand.
You're jealous!
Not as jealous as Cheese, but still.
CHEESE CRIES
Ha-ha!
Ha! Puh-lease! I am not jealous.
Yeah, you are, because I'm famous and everybody really likes me now.
It's not YOU they like, it's that silly nose whistle thing.
Don't listen to her, Boy. You're a superstar.
But I'll help make you a super-duper superstar.
Yeah!
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
CHEERING
REMIXED NOSE WHISTLE SONG PLAYS
It's a packed house, boss. Everyone finally loves you as much as I do.
And now you can finally debut your nose whistle live! Totally.
But there's lots of other things I want to talk about too,
like the proper way to iron socks...
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLE SONG PLAYS
Does that catchy tune sound familiar? Sure it does.
Now let's meet the boy who started it all...
Boy!
CHEERING
Tell me, a nose whistler -
is he born or is he made?
Made! As you'll see, when one nostril is larger than the...
Fascinating. Just fascinating.
Can we get pest control in here?
Now, Boy, tell us about your whistle.
Sure, but first, a little more about me, huh?
I collect bobbleheads and I love playing soccer.
CRICKETS AND COUGHING
Fascinating. Just fascinating.
Now, can you just do the nose whistle already? Already?
I thought everyone would want to know more about ME first.
Let's ask them. Nose whistle? Or more blah, blah, blah?
CROWD: Nose whistle, nose whistle, nose whistle!
But there's more to me besides that one silly thing!
Uh, as the greatest manager in the world, I happen to have
a fan-made music video of the whistle.
Do you want to check it out? Yeah!
Do you REALLY want to check it out?
Yeah! Do you really want...
They said yes the first time!
BOY'S NOSE WHISTLE SONG PLAYS
CHEERING
Argh! Oof!
They really don't care about me.
They only care about my stupid nose whistle. I'm sorry. Yeah, so am I.
Fame stinks! I am done with this whole nose whistle thing!
Well, I've got a little surprise
that might make you change your mind.
Left foot, right foot.
OK, stop and put out your hands.
Is this a...
It's a Boy!
Congratulations! You got your very own bobblehead.
And we made 1,000 of them. See?
The world will never forget me.
I'll be immortal! This is the single happiest moment of my life.
Oh, you're a good little boy.
Yes, you are! Tickle, tickle, tickle!
TOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
Tickle, tickle... Oh! What?!
What's going on here, lady?
When we made this deal, you said they would not do nose whistling.
Well, there's a simple explanation for that.
I lied!
After all, why would I make a bobblehead of him
that didn't nose whistle? Ha!
Hello, China?
Your 1,000 Boy bobbleheads are almost ready
at twice the price as you requested!
Yes, you did. Yes, you did. Yes, you did.
She's right. I'm only famous for my nose whistling.
People don't like me for who I am on the inside.
Well, we like you for who you are on the inside.
Especially since your outside is so, you know, blah...
LAUGHTER
Yeah, we love you, sugar. Thanks.
But with all these bobbleheads out there,
the world will never let it go.
Well, you know, that woman cheated me...
Wait, what do you mean?
She broke the contract
and that means we can do... Ahem!
..WHATEVER WE WANT
with the bobble heads!
You... You mean... Mm-hm.
I... I can't do it!
Oh, yes, you can.
TOY'S NOSE WHISTLES
POP!
ALL: Woohoo!
Wow. That felt...
..great!
And as for the rest of them...
Woohoo!
What's going on here? Huh?
THEY LAUGH
Hello, China?
Your bobbleheads are ready to ship and they're...
..SMASHED TO BITS,
just as you requested.
Yes, you did, yes, you did, yes, you did.
What's up, guys? Thank you for being my fans, but I'm retiring.
But don't worry, world, you'll soon forget me!
After all, there's always something newer and sillier to take my place.
And with us today, the new global sensation...
# Meow, meow, meow, meow! #
Meeeeow-ow-ow-ow!
Oooow!