# Boys
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
# Guess we're family. #
BELL RINGS
Another glorious day at school! Hi, everyone.
Ready to study and learn and take test after test
after...? Ooh, ah, ah! Ha-ha-ha!
You jokers! See you in gym class for some tough and sweaty exercise.
Ugh. Note to self, stop walking into school with Boy.
Aw, is your day starting out badly?
Well, it's about to get worse.
Check out how many likes my new vlog got.
Yo, Lila lovers, here's what's cool today according to
Living It Up With Lila Byrd!
Rock climbing, speed knitting,
skipping in the rain.
Like and subscribe for more Lila tips.
Until next time, tweedle-dee!
That was great!
Sorry, got caught up in the moment.
Lila, that video is boring, boring, boring.
And... Awesome!
Great video, Lila. We're all huge fans. ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
Rrgh! Sorry, I got caught up in the moment again. Whatevs.
I bet your vlog only has one like, from you.
More like 1,000 likes. Oh, um, uh...
Well, so what?
Oh, um, er, well, so you're just jealous cos I rock,
but you're just basic. Ha-ha! Yeah, basic. Tweedle-dee!
Ignore her insult, cos as I like to say,
sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will only scar me!
Basic? Basic?!
She just declared war!
Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to Keeping It Real With Girl!
So follow me now, I guarantee it will be beyond basic.
How's that for a vlog?
It was a little horrible. What's your vlog supposed to be about?
Getting more likes per vlog than Lila, thus crushing her with force!
OK, first...
And second, if you want to beat her,
maybe film something more positive! Hm.
You could be right.
Hey, there's only one person in Lila's vlog, Lila!
But I've got five of you! More fam equals more likes.
Ooh, we can help!
Yay! A family activity! What do we do?
Just be yourselves and have fun.
Cool, I've never done both at the same time before.
Welcome to Keeping It Real With Girl!
Yo, Mouse, what's that doohickey?
The Attract-o-ray 2.0!
It makes any two objects stick together longer!
BOTH: Ahh!
I have zero idea why I invented this.
So, what are we watching, Cheese?
Ha-ha-ha! Oh, just my soap operas.
They're for silly fun, not like I take them seriously or anything.
You can't marry Renaldo! He stole your fortune and he's a ghost!
See? Just silly fun.
What up, Cat?
Hoo-hoo!
And that's my fam! Like and subscribe for more.
And always keep it real!
He-he! That was fun! Thanks. No prob, Sis.
No problemo. It was great!
Why did she marry Renaldo?!
Now to watch the likes flood in.
Keep it real? That talking dairy produce hurts my ears.
Their butts are stuck? That cat scares me!
Ah, well, maybe they don't get it
cos they're watching it upside down?
Some vlog! Ha-ha-ha! I wonder if there's a word for less than basic.
Super basic! Ironic, huh?
Because super means great, but basic means not great. Aren't words cool?
At least your family accepts their super basic-ness!
Oh, you did not just say that!
Prepare for round two, tweedle-dumb!
All right, peeps. We're here to have fun and make it trend.
Moo!
With what? All we got is this cow, a wheelbarrow and a rope. Exactly!
Every viral hit is totes random. Trust me.
THEY CHEER
This is great!
Giddy up!
Awesome vlog, Girl! Super random! Oh, it was so random!
That was great! Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up back at you!
Your fame is even rubbing off on me.
People are calling me Girl's bro, which is almost like calling me bro!
Yo, Lila! My vlog got 2,000 likes.
That's twice yours. Ah-hem.
Giddy up.
So random, huh? Well, I got something that can beat random.
Giddy up! Am I right, guys? You know, my catchphrase from my vlog.
From yesterday? That's practically like last year!
Check out who Lila got to guest star on her vlog! Hey, Lila lovers.
Welcome my new workout partner, Ripped Ab Man.
Hoo-ahh! Ooh! Ee-eh!
Exercise is fun and easy with a celebrity. Tweedle-dee!
She got 3,000 likes because she had a celebrity?!
That's not fair if she thinks of it first!
ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! Ugh!
Bad news, Mom and Dad won't let us skydive for my vlog.
Good news, we'll shoot a vlog where we pretend to skydive! Ooh!
I hate heights, even fake ones.
Don't look down, Dog.
Don't look down.
AHH!
This harness is giving me a wedgie!
Ooh, that'll need scissors.
And the hairdryer is melting me!
Um, Girl, faking stuff feels wrong for a vlog called Keeping It Real.
So? Just pretend you're having fun. But we're not.
That's why I said pretend!
Giddy up! ALL: Giddy up!
Wicked post, Girl! Giddy up! ALL: Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!
PHONE BEEPS Hey, check out Lila's new post.
Whoa! She's shark diving!
Hey! Tweedle-dee, y'all! ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
Sharks always get tons of likes.
In this case, 7,000! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Sharks? I'm going to need a bigger vlog.
Bad news, Mom and Dad won't let us
ski down an erupting volcano as lava chases us.
Good news, we'll fake it.
Whoa, Girl, we would never do this.
And you know I don't like lying! It gives me a rash on my tushie.
Come on and get dressed! This video will blow past Lila's 7,000 likes!
Wait, Mount Everest is not a volcano!
My followers don't know that. You want me to lie?!
I am a scientist! Scientists never lie!
OK, that was a lie.
Girl, you care too much about your followers and not enough about us.
Because I got to prove I'm better than Lila. She called me basic!
Basic? An insult is just a word, and words don't mean pooka-dooka!
Uh, what does pooka-dooka mean?
Nothing! Which proves my point!
I'm sick of being someone else. I'm gone! Me too.
I'd rather be infested with screeching fleas than do this.
Whatevs! You're going to miss THE best episode of your lives!
AH! Whew. And I thought you looked scary before.
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
You won't be laughing long. I just finished my new vlog seconds ago.
Exotic vacation posts get you at least 30,000 followers!
I... I... I can't top that! No, really?
And now I get to savour you watching your downfall in real time!
He-he-he-he. Uploading now!
SHE GASPS
Hey, give that back! Ahh!
Boy, come on, let's get her!
Sorry, but you got yourself into this.
Besides, running in the halls is a big, naughty no-no.
Whoa, ahh! Ahh!
CRASH
And that is why running in the halls is a big, naughty no-no.
Ah, here's your phone since you need to post your vlog so badly.
But, you know, the videos were fun when we were being real,
but you made us a fake family, and that's no family at all.
Y-y-you deleted it?
You're right, I went all pooka-dooka because of a silly insult.
Now, let's go home and do something real, Bro. I'd love that, Sis.
Wait, no. Can't go home yet. School literally just started. Oh, right.
Crud. School.
Ha-ha! You lose cos you're basic! Tweedle...
Wh-wh-oo-oo-oa! Ooh!
Glad you came to your senses, Girl. Me too.
And now to get rid of this thing forever and get back to being real.
And may that cursed selfie stick
never create another ridiculous video ever again!
ALL: Hear, hear!
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa,
whoa, wee, wee! Wow, wow, wow!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!