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# Boys
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# If we get it wrong, we'll
make it right, we're not alone
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# Girls
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# Six can become one
when we work together
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# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
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# Guess you're stuck with me
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# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese
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# Guess we're family. #
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BELL RINGS
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Another glorious day at school!
Hi, everyone.
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Ready to study and learn and take
test after test
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after...? Ooh, ah, ah! Ha-ha-ha!
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You jokers! See you in gym class
for some tough and sweaty exercise.
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Ugh. Note to self,
stop walking into school with Boy.
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Aw, is your day starting out badly?
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Well, it's about to get worse.
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Check out how many likes
my new vlog got.
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Yo, Lila lovers, here's
what's cool today according to
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Living It Up With Lila Byrd!
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Rock climbing, speed knitting,
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skipping in the rain.
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Like and subscribe for more Lila
tips.
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Until next time, tweedle-dee!
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That was great!
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Sorry, got caught up in the moment.
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Lila, that video is boring, boring,
boring.
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And... Awesome!
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Great video, Lila. We're all huge
fans. ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
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Rrgh! Sorry, I got caught up
in the moment again. Whatevs.
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I bet your vlog only has one like,
from you.
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More like 1,000 likes. Oh, um, uh...
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Well, so what?
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Oh, um, er, well,
so you're just jealous cos I rock,
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but you're just basic. Ha-ha!
Yeah, basic. Tweedle-dee!
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Ignore her insult,
cos as I like to say,
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sticks and stones may break my
bones, but words will only scar me!
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Basic? Basic?!
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She just declared war!
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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to
Keeping It Real With Girl!
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So follow me now,
I guarantee it will be beyond basic.
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How's that for a vlog?
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It was a little horrible. What's
your vlog supposed to be about?
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Getting more likes per vlog than
Lila, thus crushing her with force!
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OK, first...
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And second, if you want to beat her,
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maybe film something more positive!
Hm.
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You could be right.
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Hey, there's only one person
in Lila's vlog, Lila!
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But I've got five of you! More fam
equals more likes.
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Ooh, we can help!
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Yay! A family activity! What do we
do?
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Just be yourselves and have fun.
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Cool, I've never done
both at the same time before.
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Welcome to
Keeping It Real With Girl!
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Yo, Mouse, what's that doohickey?
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The Attract-o-ray 2.0!
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It makes any two objects
stick together longer!
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BOTH: Ahh!
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I have zero idea why I invented
this.
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So, what are we watching, Cheese?
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Ha-ha-ha! Oh, just my soap operas.
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They're for silly fun, not like
I take them seriously or anything.
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You can't marry Renaldo! He stole
your fortune and he's a ghost!
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See? Just silly fun.
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What up, Cat?
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Hoo-hoo!
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And that's my fam!
Like and subscribe for more.
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And always keep it real!
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He-he! That was fun! Thanks.
No prob, Sis.
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No problemo. It was great!
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Why did she marry Renaldo?!
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Now to watch the likes flood in.
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Keep it real? That talking
dairy produce hurts my ears.
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Their butts are stuck?
That cat scares me!
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Ah, well, maybe they don't get it
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cos they're watching it upside down?
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Some vlog! Ha-ha-ha! I wonder if
there's a word for less than basic.
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Super basic! Ironic, huh?
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Because super means great, but basic
means not great. Aren't words cool?
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At least your family
accepts their super basic-ness!
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Oh, you did not just say that!
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Prepare for round two, tweedle-dumb!
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All right, peeps. We're here to
have fun and make it trend.
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Moo!
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With what? All we got is this cow,
a wheelbarrow and a rope. Exactly!
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Every viral hit is totes random.
Trust me.
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THEY CHEER
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This is great!
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Giddy up!
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Awesome vlog, Girl! Super random!
Oh, it was so random!
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That was great! Giddy up! Giddy up!
Giddy up back at you!
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Your fame is even rubbing off on me.
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People are calling me Girl's bro,
which is almost like calling me bro!
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Yo, Lila! My vlog got 2,000 likes.
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That's twice yours. Ah-hem.
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Giddy up.
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So random, huh? Well, I got
something that can beat random.
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Giddy up! Am I right, guys? You
know, my catchphrase from my vlog.
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From yesterday?
That's practically like last year!
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Check out who Lila got to guest star
on her vlog! Hey, Lila lovers.
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Welcome my new workout partner,
Ripped Ab Man.
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Hoo-ahh! Ooh! Ee-eh!
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Exercise is fun and easy with
a celebrity. Tweedle-dee!
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She got 3,000 likes
because she had a celebrity?!
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That's not fair
if she thinks of it first!
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ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
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Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! Ugh!
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Bad news, Mom and Dad
won't let us skydive for my vlog.
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Good news, we'll shoot a vlog
where we pretend to skydive! Ooh!
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I hate heights, even fake ones.
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Don't look down, Dog.
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Don't look down.
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AHH!
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This harness is giving me a wedgie!
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Ooh, that'll need scissors.
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And the hairdryer is melting me!
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Um, Girl, faking stuff feels wrong
for a vlog called Keeping It Real.
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So? Just pretend you're having fun.
But we're not.
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That's why I said pretend!
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Giddy up! ALL: Giddy up!
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Wicked post, Girl! Giddy up!
ALL: Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up!
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PHONE BEEPS
Hey, check out Lila's new post.
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Whoa! She's shark diving!
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Hey! Tweedle-dee, y'all!
ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee!
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Sharks always get tons of likes.
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In this case, 7,000! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Sharks? I'm going
to need a bigger vlog.
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Bad news, Mom and Dad won't let us
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ski down an erupting volcano
as lava chases us.
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Good news, we'll fake it.
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Whoa, Girl, we would never do this.
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And you know I don't like lying!
It gives me a rash on my tushie.
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Come on and get dressed! This video
will blow past Lila's 7,000 likes!
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Wait, Mount Everest is not
a volcano!
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My followers don't know that.
You want me to lie?!
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I am a scientist!
Scientists never lie!
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OK, that was a lie.
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Girl, you care too much about your
followers and not enough about us.
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Because I got to prove I'm better
than Lila. She called me basic!
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Basic? An insult is just a word,
and words don't mean pooka-dooka!
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Uh, what does pooka-dooka mean?
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Nothing! Which proves my point!
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I'm sick of being someone else.
I'm gone! Me too.
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I'd rather be infested with
screeching fleas than do this.
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Whatevs! You're going to miss
THE best episode of your lives!
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AH! Whew. And I thought you looked
scary before.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha!
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You won't be laughing long. I just
finished my new vlog seconds ago.
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Exotic vacation posts get you
at least 30,000 followers!
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I... I... I can't top that!
No, really?
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And now I get to savour you
watching your downfall in real time!
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He-he-he-he. Uploading now!
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SHE GASPS
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Hey, give that back! Ahh!
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Boy, come on, let's get her!
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Sorry, but you got yourself into
this.
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Besides, running in the halls is
a big, naughty no-no.
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Whoa, ahh! Ahh!
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CRASH
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And that is why running in the halls
is a big, naughty no-no.
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Ah, here's your phone since you
need to post your vlog so badly.
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But, you know, the videos were fun
when we were being real,
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but you made us a fake family,
and that's no family at all.
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Y-y-you deleted it?
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You're right, I went all pooka-dooka
because of a silly insult.
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Now, let's go home and do something
real, Bro. I'd love that, Sis.
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Wait, no. Can't go home yet. School
literally just started. Oh, right.
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Crud. School.
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Ha-ha! You lose cos you're basic!
Tweedle...
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Wh-wh-oo-oo-oa! Ooh!
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Glad you came to your senses,
Girl. Me too.
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And now to get rid of this thing
forever and get back to being real.
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And may that cursed selfie stick
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never create another
ridiculous video ever again!
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ALL: Hear, hear!
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Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa,
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whoa, wee, wee! Wow, wow, wow!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!