1 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:04,043 # Boys 2 00:00:04,043 --> 00:00:06,483 # If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone 3 00:00:06,483 --> 00:00:07,683 # Girls 4 00:00:07,683 --> 00:00:10,443 # Six can become one when we work together 5 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:12,323 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 6 00:00:12,323 --> 00:00:14,123 # Guess you're stuck with me 7 00:00:14,123 --> 00:00:16,003 # Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese 8 00:00:16,003 --> 00:00:17,603 # Guess we're family. # 9 00:00:23,043 --> 00:00:24,563 BELL RINGS 10 00:00:24,563 --> 00:00:27,803 Another glorious day at school! Hi, everyone. 11 00:00:27,803 --> 00:00:30,403 Ready to study and learn and take test after test 12 00:00:30,403 --> 00:00:32,683 after...? Ooh, ah, ah! Ha-ha-ha! 13 00:00:32,683 --> 00:00:37,043 You jokers! See you in gym class for some tough and sweaty exercise. 14 00:00:37,043 --> 00:00:40,563 Ugh. Note to self, stop walking into school with Boy. 15 00:00:40,563 --> 00:00:44,203 Aw, is your day starting out badly? 16 00:00:44,203 --> 00:00:46,083 Well, it's about to get worse. 17 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,843 Check out how many likes my new vlog got. 18 00:00:48,843 --> 00:00:52,923 Yo, Lila lovers, here's what's cool today according to 19 00:00:52,923 --> 00:00:55,123 Living It Up With Lila Byrd! 20 00:00:55,123 --> 00:00:57,683 Rock climbing, speed knitting, 21 00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:59,443 skipping in the rain. 22 00:00:59,443 --> 00:01:02,203 Like and subscribe for more Lila tips. 23 00:01:02,203 --> 00:01:05,003 Until next time, tweedle-dee! 24 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,123 That was great! 25 00:01:07,843 --> 00:01:09,563 Sorry, got caught up in the moment. 26 00:01:09,563 --> 00:01:12,163 Lila, that video is boring, boring, boring. 27 00:01:12,163 --> 00:01:14,043 And... Awesome! 28 00:01:14,043 --> 00:01:19,483 Great video, Lila. We're all huge fans. ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! 29 00:01:19,483 --> 00:01:23,483 Rrgh! Sorry, I got caught up in the moment again. Whatevs. 30 00:01:23,483 --> 00:01:26,323 I bet your vlog only has one like, from you. 31 00:01:27,763 --> 00:01:32,683 More like 1,000 likes. Oh, um, uh... 32 00:01:32,683 --> 00:01:34,443 Well, so what? 33 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:39,403 Oh, um, er, well, so you're just jealous cos I rock, 34 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:45,483 but you're just basic. Ha-ha! Yeah, basic. Tweedle-dee! 35 00:01:45,483 --> 00:01:47,803 Ignore her insult, cos as I like to say, 36 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:52,363 sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will only scar me! 37 00:01:52,363 --> 00:01:54,723 Basic? Basic?! 38 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,803 She just declared war! 39 00:01:58,203 --> 00:02:02,203 Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to Keeping It Real With Girl! 40 00:02:02,203 --> 00:02:07,563 So follow me now, I guarantee it will be beyond basic. 41 00:02:07,563 --> 00:02:10,643 How's that for a vlog? 42 00:02:10,643 --> 00:02:14,563 It was a little horrible. What's your vlog supposed to be about? 43 00:02:14,563 --> 00:02:20,323 Getting more likes per vlog than Lila, thus crushing her with force! 44 00:02:21,723 --> 00:02:23,683 OK, first... 45 00:02:23,683 --> 00:02:26,083 And second, if you want to beat her, 46 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:28,683 maybe film something more positive! Hm. 47 00:02:28,683 --> 00:02:30,483 You could be right. 48 00:02:30,483 --> 00:02:35,603 Hey, there's only one person in Lila's vlog, Lila! 49 00:02:35,603 --> 00:02:40,243 But I've got five of you! More fam equals more likes. 50 00:02:40,243 --> 00:02:42,243 Ooh, we can help! 51 00:02:42,243 --> 00:02:45,603 Yay! A family activity! What do we do? 52 00:02:45,603 --> 00:02:48,603 Just be yourselves and have fun. 53 00:02:48,603 --> 00:02:51,483 Cool, I've never done both at the same time before. 54 00:02:55,083 --> 00:02:57,163 Welcome to Keeping It Real With Girl! 55 00:02:57,163 --> 00:02:59,203 Yo, Mouse, what's that doohickey? 56 00:02:59,203 --> 00:03:02,363 The Attract-o-ray 2.0! 57 00:03:02,363 --> 00:03:07,043 It makes any two objects stick together longer! 58 00:03:07,043 --> 00:03:08,803 BOTH: Ahh! 59 00:03:08,803 --> 00:03:12,243 I have zero idea why I invented this. 60 00:03:12,243 --> 00:03:14,483 So, what are we watching, Cheese? 61 00:03:14,483 --> 00:03:17,203 Ha-ha-ha! Oh, just my soap operas. 62 00:03:17,203 --> 00:03:21,923 They're for silly fun, not like I take them seriously or anything. 63 00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:27,763 You can't marry Renaldo! He stole your fortune and he's a ghost! 64 00:03:27,763 --> 00:03:31,403 See? Just silly fun. 65 00:03:31,403 --> 00:03:33,363 What up, Cat? 66 00:03:35,563 --> 00:03:38,003 Hoo-hoo! 67 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:41,203 And that's my fam! Like and subscribe for more. 68 00:03:41,203 --> 00:03:43,723 And always keep it real! 69 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,763 He-he! That was fun! Thanks. No prob, Sis. 70 00:03:46,763 --> 00:03:48,483 No problemo. It was great! 71 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:51,283 Why did she marry Renaldo?! 72 00:03:51,283 --> 00:03:54,043 Now to watch the likes flood in. 73 00:03:55,923 --> 00:04:00,163 Keep it real? That talking dairy produce hurts my ears. 74 00:04:00,163 --> 00:04:03,723 Their butts are stuck? That cat scares me! 75 00:04:05,243 --> 00:04:07,643 Ah, well, maybe they don't get it 76 00:04:07,643 --> 00:04:10,523 cos they're watching it upside down? 77 00:04:11,643 --> 00:04:17,003 Some vlog! Ha-ha-ha! I wonder if there's a word for less than basic. 78 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:19,683 Super basic! Ironic, huh? 79 00:04:19,683 --> 00:04:23,803 Because super means great, but basic means not great. Aren't words cool? 80 00:04:25,443 --> 00:04:29,243 At least your family accepts their super basic-ness! 81 00:04:29,243 --> 00:04:31,963 Oh, you did not just say that! 82 00:04:31,963 --> 00:04:34,403 Prepare for round two, tweedle-dumb! 83 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:40,763 All right, peeps. We're here to have fun and make it trend. 84 00:04:40,763 --> 00:04:43,043 Moo! 85 00:04:43,043 --> 00:04:48,483 With what? All we got is this cow, a wheelbarrow and a rope. Exactly! 86 00:04:48,483 --> 00:04:51,603 Every viral hit is totes random. Trust me. 87 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:56,163 THEY CHEER 88 00:04:51,603 --> 00:04:56,163 This is great! 89 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:57,803 Giddy up! 90 00:04:59,923 --> 00:05:03,003 Awesome vlog, Girl! Super random! Oh, it was so random! 91 00:05:03,003 --> 00:05:07,643 That was great! Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up back at you! 92 00:05:07,643 --> 00:05:09,483 Your fame is even rubbing off on me. 93 00:05:09,483 --> 00:05:14,483 People are calling me Girl's bro, which is almost like calling me bro! 94 00:05:14,483 --> 00:05:17,883 Yo, Lila! My vlog got 2,000 likes. 95 00:05:17,883 --> 00:05:20,843 That's twice yours. Ah-hem. 96 00:05:20,843 --> 00:05:21,883 Giddy up. 97 00:05:24,203 --> 00:05:29,563 So random, huh? Well, I got something that can beat random. 98 00:05:30,843 --> 00:05:37,563 Giddy up! Am I right, guys? You know, my catchphrase from my vlog. 99 00:05:37,563 --> 00:05:41,443 From yesterday? That's practically like last year! 100 00:05:41,443 --> 00:05:45,603 Check out who Lila got to guest star on her vlog! Hey, Lila lovers. 101 00:05:45,603 --> 00:05:50,083 Welcome my new workout partner, Ripped Ab Man. 102 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,243 Hoo-ahh! Ooh! Ee-eh! 103 00:05:53,483 --> 00:05:58,963 Exercise is fun and easy with a celebrity. Tweedle-dee! 104 00:06:01,803 --> 00:06:05,603 She got 3,000 likes because she had a celebrity?! 105 00:06:05,603 --> 00:06:08,963 That's not fair if she thinks of it first! 106 00:06:08,963 --> 00:06:12,123 ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! 107 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:16,523 Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! Ugh! 108 00:06:16,523 --> 00:06:20,683 Bad news, Mom and Dad won't let us skydive for my vlog. 109 00:06:20,683 --> 00:06:25,483 Good news, we'll shoot a vlog where we pretend to skydive! Ooh! 110 00:06:25,483 --> 00:06:27,363 I hate heights, even fake ones. 111 00:06:27,363 --> 00:06:28,683 Don't look down, Dog. 112 00:06:28,683 --> 00:06:30,083 Don't look down. 113 00:06:30,083 --> 00:06:31,803 AHH! 114 00:06:31,803 --> 00:06:34,203 This harness is giving me a wedgie! 115 00:06:34,203 --> 00:06:35,843 Ooh, that'll need scissors. 116 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:38,803 And the hairdryer is melting me! 117 00:06:38,803 --> 00:06:44,563 Um, Girl, faking stuff feels wrong for a vlog called Keeping It Real. 118 00:06:44,563 --> 00:06:48,243 So? Just pretend you're having fun. But we're not. 119 00:06:48,243 --> 00:06:51,163 That's why I said pretend! 120 00:06:51,163 --> 00:06:55,243 Giddy up! ALL: Giddy up! 121 00:06:57,123 --> 00:07:02,883 Wicked post, Girl! Giddy up! ALL: Giddy up! Giddy up! Giddy up! 122 00:07:02,883 --> 00:07:05,923 PHONE BEEPS Hey, check out Lila's new post. 123 00:07:05,923 --> 00:07:08,483 Whoa! She's shark diving! 124 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:14,923 Hey! Tweedle-dee, y'all! ALL: Tweedle-dee! Tweedle-dee! 125 00:07:14,923 --> 00:07:17,043 Sharks always get tons of likes. 126 00:07:17,043 --> 00:07:21,163 In this case, 7,000! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 127 00:07:21,163 --> 00:07:25,483 Sharks? I'm going to need a bigger vlog. 128 00:07:25,483 --> 00:07:28,043 Bad news, Mom and Dad won't let us 129 00:07:28,043 --> 00:07:31,203 ski down an erupting volcano as lava chases us. 130 00:07:31,203 --> 00:07:33,203 Good news, we'll fake it. 131 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:36,003 Whoa, Girl, we would never do this. 132 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:40,403 And you know I don't like lying! It gives me a rash on my tushie. 133 00:07:40,403 --> 00:07:45,003 Come on and get dressed! This video will blow past Lila's 7,000 likes! 134 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:48,723 Wait, Mount Everest is not a volcano! 135 00:07:48,723 --> 00:07:53,003 My followers don't know that. You want me to lie?! 136 00:07:53,003 --> 00:07:57,763 I am a scientist! Scientists never lie! 137 00:07:57,763 --> 00:07:59,003 OK, that was a lie. 138 00:07:59,003 --> 00:08:03,483 Girl, you care too much about your followers and not enough about us. 139 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,963 Because I got to prove I'm better than Lila. She called me basic! 140 00:08:07,963 --> 00:08:13,203 Basic? An insult is just a word, and words don't mean pooka-dooka! 141 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:15,883 Uh, what does pooka-dooka mean? 142 00:08:15,883 --> 00:08:18,283 Nothing! Which proves my point! 143 00:08:18,283 --> 00:08:22,123 I'm sick of being someone else. I'm gone! Me too. 144 00:08:22,123 --> 00:08:25,243 I'd rather be infested with screeching fleas than do this. 145 00:08:28,403 --> 00:08:32,683 Whatevs! You're going to miss THE best episode of your lives! 146 00:08:38,923 --> 00:08:43,003 AH! Whew. And I thought you looked scary before. 147 00:08:43,003 --> 00:08:45,083 Ha-ha-ha-ha! 148 00:08:45,083 --> 00:08:49,803 You won't be laughing long. I just finished my new vlog seconds ago. 149 00:08:49,803 --> 00:08:54,083 Exotic vacation posts get you at least 30,000 followers! 150 00:08:54,083 --> 00:08:59,483 I... I... I can't top that! No, really? 151 00:08:59,483 --> 00:09:03,363 And now I get to savour you watching your downfall in real time! 152 00:09:03,363 --> 00:09:06,203 He-he-he-he. Uploading now! 153 00:09:06,203 --> 00:09:10,283 SHE GASPS 154 00:09:06,203 --> 00:09:10,283 Hey, give that back! Ahh! 155 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:12,923 Boy, come on, let's get her! 156 00:09:12,923 --> 00:09:15,043 Sorry, but you got yourself into this. 157 00:09:15,043 --> 00:09:17,923 Besides, running in the halls is a big, naughty no-no. 158 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:25,203 Whoa, ahh! Ahh! 159 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:25,203 CRASH 160 00:09:30,243 --> 00:09:33,363 And that is why running in the halls is a big, naughty no-no. 161 00:09:33,363 --> 00:09:37,763 Ah, here's your phone since you need to post your vlog so badly. 162 00:09:37,763 --> 00:09:40,763 But, you know, the videos were fun when we were being real, 163 00:09:40,763 --> 00:09:43,803 but you made us a fake family, and that's no family at all. 164 00:09:48,563 --> 00:09:50,043 Y-y-you deleted it? 165 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:54,563 You're right, I went all pooka-dooka because of a silly insult. 166 00:09:54,563 --> 00:10:00,603 Now, let's go home and do something real, Bro. I'd love that, Sis. 167 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:11,963 Wait, no. Can't go home yet. School literally just started. Oh, right. 168 00:10:11,963 --> 00:10:14,083 Crud. School. 169 00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:18,883 Ha-ha! You lose cos you're basic! Tweedle... 170 00:10:18,883 --> 00:10:21,163 Wh-wh-oo-oo-oa! Ooh! 171 00:10:24,563 --> 00:10:27,643 Glad you came to your senses, Girl. Me too. 172 00:10:27,643 --> 00:10:31,763 And now to get rid of this thing forever and get back to being real. 173 00:10:31,763 --> 00:10:33,483 And may that cursed selfie stick 174 00:10:33,483 --> 00:10:36,963 never create another ridiculous video ever again! 175 00:10:36,963 --> 00:10:38,643 ALL: Hear, hear! 176 00:10:42,603 --> 00:10:46,203 Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, 177 00:10:46,203 --> 00:10:50,403 whoa, wee, wee! Wow, wow, wow! 178 00:10:50,403 --> 00:10:52,923 Whoa, whoa, whoa!