# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
WESTERN FILM MUSIC PLAYS
HE LAUGHS
Your ranch is now mine.
And as for you two - you shall be...
..eliminated!
HE SCREAMS
HE CLEARS HIS THROAT Sorry.
HE CHUCKLES
Yee-hah! The Yellow Rider is here to save the day,
while also looking fabulous!
HE HOWLS
Argh!
CAT MEOWS
BOY AND GIRL LAUGH
Ugh! Ooh!
Ah! Ooh!
CRASHING AND GROANING
Oh, no, you don't.
Aaaaargh!
Uh, Cheese, cats hate getting sprayed with water.
HEART BEATS LOUDLY
CAT WAILS
THEY SCREAM
THUD!
Are you guys OK?
Ouch!
Wait! What is that?
That, children, is...
..the law.
HE GASPS
It's dog-hating Wanda!
She's mean to all dogs everywhere.
DOG PANTS
DOG WHIMPERS
SHE CACKLES
Who's a good dog?
Are you a good dog?
DOG PANTS
No, you're not!
SHE CACKLES
DOG HOWLS
DOG GROWLS
DOG WHIMPERS AND HOWLS
Are you sure she blew up the sun?
Then it grew back!
Well, that's what I heard.
She's mean.
I see you're admiring our new sign
that clearly says, "When a dog is outside,
"it must be on a leash."
Yeah, right. Dog's never been on a leash before,
and he's not going to start.
Yes, he will.
Turns out that our town has always had a leash law.
No-one enforced it, but now...
..I will.
You just, uh, go around wearing one outfit on top of another?
I've been deputised as an animal control officer.
Got this uniform and this sign.
From now on, I'm going to make sure that all dogs are leashed.
What about cats?
Why don't they have to be on a leash?
Cos no-one cares about cats.
They're all stupid.
CAT SLURPS
Oh!
But, Wanda, Dog's not like other canines.
He talks, walks on two legs, and doesn't make a mess.
Dog, really? Now?
And there? You know I can't hold it when I get nervous.
No leash means a dog gets a ticket.
If a dog gets seven tickets, I throw him in the pound.
HE GASPS
Not the pound!
Yep, the pound. That's one.
Six more to go, and I can lock you up forever.
SHE CACKLES
TRUCK BEEPS
CAT SLURPS
Oh, cheer up, sugar.
If it makes you feel any better, that uniform looks hideous on her.
What? It does.
I hate leashes, but I don't want to be locked up
cos if I am... Eeh!
Then, who will sing Boy to sleep?
SINGS BADLY
You may hate leashes now,
but we'll help you get used to them.
Come on!
There. See? Ain't too bad, right?
Eh...no, no, no, I'm not mad at...
Aaaaargh!
Oh!
HE SCREAMS
Ah! Ooh!
Argh!
CHEESE SCREAMS
THUD!
Sorry, but it's the fault of this stupid, stupid leash!
TRUCK WHIRS
That's two.
SHE CACKLES
TRUCK BEEPS
OK, so Dog needs to learn how to walk on a leash, right?
I'm thinking we do that with...
..positive reinforcement.
Oh, good dog. There you go!
Keep up the good work and you get more treats.
Mmm!
I could get used to this,
as long as we don't run out of treats.
Uh-oh. We ran out of treats, didn't we?
Uh, yep.
HE CHUCKLES
I see. Well, then, in that case...
HE SCREAMS
Whoa!
Uh! Oh! Uh!
Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay!
Aaargh! Whoa!
Oh, man! Sorry, Boy.
HE SIGHS
I'm OK.
Ugh! I just can't wear a stupid leash.
Ahem.
That's three.
SHE CACKLES
TRUCK BEEPS
Robots can do anything, so I've programmed this one
to teach Dog to get used to a leash.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Hiya, sport. Want to go for a walk?
Um, sure. Um, sure. Ha! You are funny!
Ha-ha-ha! Let me just put this leash on you, pal.
There we go.
Cool, thanks.
Cool, thanks. Ha!
Dude, you are hilarious! Ha-ha-ha!
Uh, I am? Uh, I am.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! This guy!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...
IT WHIRS AND HISSES
Well, not all my inventions
can be winners, guys.
DOG GROWLS
I hate this!
And why are we in the desert, anyway?
CAWING
Because Wanda won't find us out here.
Oh, hi, Wanda.
And four.
SHE CACKLES
TRUCK BEEPS
DOG GROANS
Hmm...I have an idea.
I'm not sure about this, Girl.
Me neither.
Those are my clothes, and I hate that he looks better in them.
WHIRRING
Why, hello, Wanda. We're just out for a walk with our aunt.
Uh...hello. My name is Aunt...Auntyson...
..from Auntyville.
Nice to meet you, Aunt Auntyson from Auntyville.
You seem to have something following you.
You again.
HE GROWLS
Oh, man.
And that's ticket number five.
I love serving justice.
SHE GIGGLES
Mmm...serving.
WHISTLE BLOWS
Assistance dog attending for duty.
CLANGING AND WHIRRING
SHE CACKLES
Hello, Wanda.
Dog has just completed his training.
He is now a fully-fledged assistance dog.
And assistance dogs are above the law.
So, he doesn't need a leash.
Oh! In your face, Wanda.
Oh, really? And just who are you assisting, and why?
Uh, um, well, he's, uh, helping me
because...uh, well, I'm allergic to...
..to-to-to-to...
HE WHISTLES
..clowns...?
They give me diarrhoea.
Argh! Chase him off, Dog!
HE BARKS
Oh, right there. Yeah. Yeah.
DOG LAUGHS
And six.
If he's off-leash again, I can legally lock him up!
SHE CACKLES
Fear not. I have one more awesome idea.
We put Dog...on a leash!
Hm...let me see.
Um, what are you doing?
Looking for your brain because we already tried...
SHOUTS: ..putting Dog on a leash!
Whoa!
CLATTERING
But we didn't try...this leash.
HE BARKS
This leash is so long,
I can walk everywhere.
It's like I'm not even on a leash.
WHIRRING
No! You can't do this!
Yes, we can.
The law doesn't say how long the leash has to be.
HE PANTS
Guys! Guys!
Look at me!
HE LAUGHS
OTHERS: Whoa! Hey!
Hey, watch it! You're tangling us all up!
SHE CACKLES
CRANE WHIRS
Oh, butt-punch! We're stuck.
CAT GNAWS
ALL GRUNT
SHE GIGGLES
LAMPPOST CREAKS
Wanda, look out! Look, out, Wanda!
HE GRUNTS
TRUCK HISSES
And that's seven.
HE SIGHS
Well, take me away.
I'd rather be locked up than see anyone get hurt.
Um, excuse me, Wanda.
Let me explain.
I've hated dogs ever since I was little.
See, I was walking along one day when...
DOG WHIMPERS
Why, hello there.
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS
Aaaaargh!
CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS
That frightening incident led to a life of meanness,
but you sacrificed yourself to save me.
You've proven you truly are the exception to the leash law.
Well, I'm off to City Hall to make a note about you on the file.
See you around town, Dog...
..with no leash.
Huh! I guess Wanda just needed to see for herself
what an amazing dog you are.
Oh, thanks for all your help, guys.
Hey, so now that I'm a free dog, who wants to take a walk with me?
OTHERS GROAN
I'm kind of busy.
CAT MEOWS