# Boys! If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls! Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
And the Knickerboxer has put Ripped Ab Man in a headlock!
Give up, Girl.
You know Ripped Ab Man's going to crush this.
He's got one extra ab! On his butt!
And it's weird!
But the Knickerboxer's going to cure that, by kicking it.
CROWD CHEERS ON TV
Argh!
ALL: Whoa!
The match is close. It's anybody's game. Who will win?
Who...will...win?
SHE RETCHES
ALL: Ugh! CAT: Oh.
Unbelievable!
Ripped Ab Man just KO'd the Knickerboxer!
Oh-ho-ho-ho, yeah! In your face, Girl!
Oh, my! It's almost as if Cat's hairball predicted the winner!
Like it's a magic hairball!
That's ridiculous. So fake.
Hm! Not any faker than wrestling.
But if in doubt, let's try it out.
Tell me, oh wise and all-knowing hairball,
who stole my blonde wig?
You took my wig? No!
I ate it.
I thought blonde meant it was lemon-flavoured.
THEY GASP
The hairball is magic.
Mind blown!
MOUSE: Pish-posh, by gosh!
Science proves that magic does not exist.
Magic is merely an illusion of...
Why you got to ruin our fun?
Interesting you brought that up.
You see, fun also does not exist.
It is merely an illusion of... THUDDING
Here, I've got an idea.
ALL: Wow!
Emoji can say so much.
Now, let's ask it some questions.
Meow!
OK, OK! It's your hairball. You roll it.
Sheesh!
Wow!
Magic hairball,
is my outfit for the deli beauty contest a winner?
TING!
Heavy metal queen it is!
What school club will make me more popular?
The Knitting Club?
BUZZER
No?
Oh, come on! What could be cooler than Knitting Club?
Anything.
Magic hairball, should I study for my spelling test? Huh?
LAUGHTER
Hey, you're right. What a laughable idea!
I like this thing.
Ah! I'll play along.
Will I discover a T-Rex bone in...
HE CHUCKLES ..let's see...our back yard?
HE LAUGHS
As if!
Hmm. So, you're saying maybe?
I can dig it up if you want.
Then, why are you still standing here? Let's go!
DOOR SLAMS
Make sure you all report back with your findings.
For science!
I passed my spelling test without studying.
Instead, I just memorised how the words were spelt.
And I found the coolest club ever.
The school circus.
My stage name's Spineless Boy. Watch me flex.
Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa!
HEAVY ROCK GUITAR PLAYS
Bow before your new heavy metal beauty queen.
PLAYS HEAVY RIFF
Cat souks! The hairball knows all!
The back yard is a dino graveyard!
ALL: Wow!
This thing is great! What a fun thing for us to share!
Yes. Share.
Clearly, it is far too much power for just one person to wield.
ALL SHOUT: Give me!
THEY SCREAM AND SCUFFLE
So long, losers.
Oh, no, you don't.
That hairball is mine.
Ha-ha! I believe you mean mine!
Yeah!
Hand it over,
or else your beauty contest trophy gets a...change.
Ha! What kind of change?
SHE GASPS
DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS Must...
..resist!
Ha-ha-ha! No!
SHE WAILS
Thanks for getting that for me, Boy.
Oh, you're welcome, Sis.
Hey! Ha-ha! Sucker!
Hey!
HE LAUGHS
And, now, I will become all-powerful.
You puny humans will tremble at my might, and serve me!
HE CACKLES
BEEPING
THUD!
SQUEAK
HE GULPS
Have I mentioned how much I love you guys lately?
ALL SHOUT AND SCUFFLE
MOUSE SCREAMS
Uh...is Mouse OK?
HE GROANS AND GRUNTS
He's fine.
But we almost crushed the hairball in our jealous rage!
Yeah, guys, we've really got to calm it down
and learn to share this thing.
OK. It's getting late.
Let's put it away until tomorrow,
then we'll take turns using it,
one at a time.
Maybe we ought to put the hairball under stricter security.
SHE SNORES
Then, if anyone touches the hairball while she sleeps, Cat will go ape.
Isn't that right, Cat?
Argh!
SHE SNORES
Well, at least we know our cat alarm works.
Sweet dreams, sugar.
LULLABY PLAYS
HE LAUGHS
THEY SHOUT AND SCUFFLE
Thanks for getting that for me, Cat.
Oh! We keep fighting over that thing,
and it's tearing us apart. Agreed.
We shouldn't be using it for our own selfish reasons.
You're right. There's only one thing left to do.
Use it for the whole family's selfish reasons!
Yeah! We can ask the hairball how to become a happy family again.
Should we talk about our feelings?
IT LAUGHS
Don't you laugh at my idea!
How about we take a vacation?
TING!
Awesome sauce!
THEY CHEER
Do we take a plane somewhere?
Nope. Do we...take a train?
Nah-uh. Maybe take an old-timey stagecoach?
TING!
ALL: Old-timey stagecoach?!
Guys, this is ridiculous!
Where are we going to find a stagecoach at this hour?
Thanks, magic hairball.
We'll order one online!
BOY SIGHS
All our prized worldly possessions...gone.
HE SNIFFS
We had so little time,
but losing my dream bone is worth saving the family.
HE WHIMPERS
Well, you kept up your part of the trade.
Now, they're all yours.
What a weird-looking dog!
And here's the key. Is that a carrot?
Yep. And that's a horse.
Yeesh! Kids these days.
Toodles.
COWS MOO
Magic hairball, will we ever see
our prized worldly possessions again?
THEY QUIVER
TING!
THEY GROAN
Well, it will all be worth it if it means saving our family.
Wait, where are we even going?
SHE GASPS
I know!
We could all tape our dream destinations to the hairball
and let it decide.
Bobblehead Land! Come on, Cosplayer Con!
The post office.
AKA the lair of the mail people.
The Horsehead Nebula.
Ooh!
Your litter box? Ew, Cat!
ALL: Family vacay, here we come!
BEEPING
THEY GASP
Quick, what does it say?
"Mail Bob Con-nebu"?
Oh, it sounds magical!
It doesn't exist, Cheese!
But I wanted to believe!
What will we ever do without the magic hairball?
I don't know, but without it, we certainly can't take our trip.
And we gave away all our stuff. We've got to get it back.
Quick! Follow that farmer, horse!
HORSE SNORTS
Maybe we're supposed to stick this somewhere.
HORSE WHINNIES
Forget the horse - we need modern technology!
Behold, the vehicle of the future!
OTHERS CHEER
ENGINE REVS, CRASHES AND CLATTERS
Well, it's official -
we've lost everything, and now we've got a horse to feed.
IT SNORTS
We are so grounded!
SHE SOBS
CRASHING AND CLATTERING
Who am I kidding?
I barely made it out of town
before I started missing my old Bramble something fierce.
Oh! So, that's how horses work.
You mean, you're giving all our stuff back?
Yep. I realised it's all just horrible garbage.
You kids waste your money on this?
Woo!
Weirdos. Toodles!
COWS MOO
Wait. I asked the magic hairball if we'd ever see this stuff again.
And it said no, which means...it was wrong!
It wasn't magical at all!
And we let it rule our lives?
Unbelievable. Unprofessional. THEY GROAN
Well, now we know better than to put faith
in silly superstitions.
Right. It's up to us to decide our own futures.
I can't believe we fell for a magic hairball.
THEY LAUGH
CAT RETCHES
THEY SHOUT AND SCUFFLE