# Boys!
# If we get it wrong, we'll make it right, we're not alone
# Girls!
# Six can become one when we work together
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess you're stuck with me
# Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese!
# Guess we're family. #
Welcome to...the science store!
ALL: Whoa! Drones! Lasers!
So many high-tech wonders that will blow your MIND!
This door opens on its own!
It's like living in the future! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Huh! I should've come alone.
Cool robots!
You mean lame robots. They got no style!
It looks like they were designed by scientists.
They were. Because they're robots.
Well, they look boring.
Who wants a plain-looking robot?
They should design one as cute as me!
Robots are meant to be practical!
Being cute is not important.
You all got to leave. Your dog wore out the door. It's going haywire!
Really? Oh, come on! Bad dog!
Aw! Can't we stay? Pretty please?
Whoa! That is the cutest thing
I've ever seen, and I just had a baby.
OK, you can stay. Yay! Yes! Yeah!
See, Mouse, cuteness IS important!
Cuteness rules and plain and boring drools, yabbedy!
Hey! There's another electric door!
ALL: No!
Aw!
BIRDSONG
TV PLAYS
DOORBELL
Hello? Down here.
GIGGLES
Sorry, but we already have a talking cheese.
What in the world? Who ARE you?
Who, me?
I'm Cheese's missing piece!
Whoa! Whoa! What?! I'm Wedgie!
I've been looking for Cheese for a long time.
And that means Wedgie is...family?!
We have a new sister!
I've always wanted a little sister to look up to me
just like I pretend to look up to Girl!
Come on in, Wedgie!
This is our room. Your new room.
I make these costumes for cosplay.
Look! I'm a criminal in a jail!
I robbed a teddy bear!
ALL: Aw!
And these are my hats. Look! We can be twins!
ALL: Cute!
SHUTTERS CLICK
Er...heh! You know, we're both wearing the same hat.
Yeah. No, yours looks, er...neat.
Neat? Not cute? Again, same hat!
Yeah, but, come on, it's Wedgie!
Ah! Well, she is new here. Selfie!
And this is where we hang out a lot. Oh, cool! The clown is here!
He's hilarious! A-ha-ha-ha-ha! HIC!
Whoops! HIC! HIC!
ALL: Aw, cute!
Er...yeah, um...cute. Huh!
I got smoothies! Uh-oh!
Did I miss Wedgie being cute again? Crud!
Relax, Cheese. Not like she can make drinking a smoothie adorable.
ALL: Aw!
WEDGIE SLURPS
Ah!
Guys, her number twos smell like fresh-baked cookies.
THEY SNIFF AND COO
Wedgie, we're so glad you found us!
What a great week it's been.
Yeah, great. Great and wonderful!
Ah! ALL: Aw!
Oh, stop it already! All this cute stuff is annoying!
Cheese, are you jealous of Wedgie?
Of course I'm jealous!
I'm supposed to be the cutest one.
Me, not her! I'm out of here!
You're being ridiculous! We don't get jealous of family.
Sorry, Wedgie. That's OK. Hee-hee!
TV PLAYS
CHEESE SIGHS
Ahem! I did some thinking and y'all are right - Wedgie's family.
I shouldn't be jealous. So, Wedgie, I apologise.
Oh. That's very nice of you, Cheese. Glad you came around.
This means a lot.
Thank you!
Argh!
ALL GASP
Why did you do that?!
WEDGIE CRIES
Cheese! You monster! Go!
B-B-But...I didn't! I mean it, I...!
ALL: Go!
BIRDSONG
This one is super rare.
They made 45,000 of these and I have only 94 of them.
I know, right.
I can bobble, too!
WEDGIE GIGGLES
ALL: Aw!
Excuse me, but I'd like to talk to Wedgie, if you don't mind.
OK, but you'd better be nice.
I know I was mean to you earlier, but I did apologise.
That drink prank was not cool.
I'm sorry. I was just so mad!
Hug?
Huh! Funny. For room-temperature dairy, you feel a little cold.
Hee-hee! You're funny.
Now, can you hold my slingshot?
Huh! Sure I can hold it. What for?
For this.
My bobblehead! Wedgie!
I got lots of owies now!
Owie! Owie! Ow!
WEDGIE CRIES
Ah! No! She did it to herself!
Trying to frame Wedgie so we'd hate her?!
Cheese, get out!
Hm. Something's wrong here.
Well, Wedgie, what can you possibly do here to make me look bad?
Oh, that's easy. Watch.
CLOWN SNORES
Argh! Get me down!
Oh! Wedgie!
N-o-o-o-o-o-o! A-A-Argh!
Quick! Try and slow her down!
Whaa!
WEDGIE SHRIEKS
I got you.
Hm! You OK, Wedgie?
Cheese did this to me!
To get rid of me for ever!
WEDGIE CRIES
I did not! She keeps doing this to herself!
Why won't you believe me?!
Gee, because you might be the one who lies to us the most?
Might be? I AM the one who lies the most!
But not if it means it will hurt anyone...
..much.
That's the last straw!
You are banned from hanging out with us!
Hold on. Wedgie, I challenge you to a cute-off!
We act as cute as we can until one of us gives in.
And what'll that prove?
It'll prove she ain't part of me,
or this family!
Well, it sounds fun, so OK.
On three.
One...two...three!
Time to bring out my secret weapon!
ALL: Wow!
WEDGIE STRAINS
Ah! Ah!
How did you...do that?
What the...? Uh-oh!
Ah! A robot?!
That's why you felt so cold! You impostor!
Now, explain yourself
or I'll replace those batteries with my boot!
Oh! I'm from the electronics store.
This all began when you insulted us.
It hurt a lot.
Cuteness rules and plain and boring drools!
CHEESE CACKLES EVILLY
So I set out to replace Cheese as the cutest member of the family.
First, I printed a costume,
then I downloaded a programme to make me 1,000 times cuter.
I'm sorry!
It's just that all I ever wanted was to be cute and have a family!
But I had neither.
Aw! I'm sorry I said that to you robots.
Sometimes I don't think.
And listen, if you want a family, then, well, you can stay with us!
Really?! Wow!
But, no, thanks, I'm good.
It turned out you weren't that great. You're all kind of...
..well, to put it nicely, so, so annoying.
So I'm glad you caught me.
Who needs to be cute? Who needs family? Huh-huh!
I'm going to go explore the world!
But you're too young to go alone.
I was made six months ago.
In robot years, that makes me 47.
I'll be fine! Goodbye!
And good riddance.
Sorry we didn't believe you about Wedgie framing you.
What can we do to make it up to you?
How 'bout you all wait on me hand and foot for a year,
doing anything and everything I ask?
THEY ALL GRUMBLE
ALL: Aw!
How can we say no to that face?
Heh-heh! And just like that, Cheese is back, baby.