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Caitlyn,
this is a process, okay?

2
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But it's important
for you to remember

3
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that the only person
who can save us is ourselves.

4
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He's a monster.

5
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A goddamn fucking monster.

6
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That's what he is.

7
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But I can't seem
to get away from him.

8
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Do you remember what drew you
to Mitch in the first place?

9
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We met at work, and...

10
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...he was charming
and mysterious.

11
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He wined and dined me
and took me traveling,

12
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and...

13
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he told me it was me and him
against the world.

14
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He made me feel important.

15
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<i>Hello.</i>

16
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<i>My name is</i>
<i>Robert Montague Renfield.</i>

17
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<i>And just like</i>
<i>all these decent folks,</i>

18
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<i>I am in</i>
<i>a destructive relationship.</i>

19
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<i>Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.</i>
<i>That was a lot.</i>

20
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<i>Maybe we should just back up</i>
<i>to the beginning.</i>

21
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Mr. Renfield, I bid you welcome.

22
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I am...

23
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Dracula.

24
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<i>When I met him,</i>
<i>I was a real estate lawyer</i>

25
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<i>hoping to make a deal</i>
<i>that would change my life</i>

26
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<i>and my family's lives forever.</i>

27
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<i>Oh, and it most certainly did.</i>

28
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You will make a very good
assistant, Mr. Renfield.

29
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<i>I understand how Caitlyn feels.</i>

30
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I never drink wine.

31
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<i>He also wined and dined me.</i>

32
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<i>He made me feel important.</i>

33
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<i>He introduced me</i>
<i>into high society.</i>

34
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<i>We went to the theater.</i>

35
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<i>We traveled to exotic places.</i>

36
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<i>And then he made me</i>
<i>his familiar.</i>

37
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<i>Which means that I take care</i>
<i>of Master's every need.</i>

38
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<i>Including staff changes</i>

39
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<i>and arranging his special</i>
<i>dietary requirements.</i>

40
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<i>Look, I didn't just jump into</i>
<i>serving the Prince of Darkness.</i>

41
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<i>We had some great times.</i>

42
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<i>But just like all great times...</i>

43
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-Servant.
<i>-...they come to an end.</i>

44
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The hunters have returned.

45
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<i>Ah, yes.</i>

46
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<i>The bugs. This comes up a lot.</i>

47
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<i>Dracula's powers come from</i>
<i>consuming human life.</i>

48
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<i>Mine come from eating bugs.</i>

49
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<i>Make sense? Great.</i>
<i>Now, where were we?</i>

50
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I'm coming, Master!

51
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Shit. Fuck. Shit.

52
00:03:09,392 --> 00:03:10,927
Shit. Fuck. Shit. Fuck.

53
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Sh-Sh-Sh-Shit.

54
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This is a protection circle,
Renfield.

55
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Mm.

56
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He cannot escape.

57
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Let us rid this world
of his evil,

58
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and you can finally be free!

59
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Free?

60
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The moment I'm gone,

61
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they will lock you away
for what you've done for me.

62
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I am your only salvation.

63
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I am your only friend.

64
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I am the only one

65
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who cares for you.

66
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<i>I actually remember thinking,</i>

67
00:04:06,748 --> 00:04:09,784
<i>"He really, really means it</i>
<i>this time."</i>

68
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Renfield!

69
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We are the last of our kind.

70
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From now on, every drop of blood
Dracula spills

71
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will be on your hands.

72
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<i>Fuck. I was not expecting that.</i>

73
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<i>Or that.</i>

74
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Master, you okay?

75
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No.

76
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Yeah.

77
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<i>This is a fairly typical result.</i>

78
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<i>At the peak of his powers,</i>
<i>Dracula goes on</i>

79
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<i>a full-tilt</i>
<i>blood-sucking bender,</i>

80
00:05:12,548 --> 00:05:15,218
<i>the good guys show up</i>
<i>and do their thing,</i>

81
00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:17,987
<i>and then it's up to me</i>
<i>to clean up the mess.</i>

82
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<i>It's what</i>
<i>I call our transitional period.</i>

83
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<i>So I take him to a new city,</i>
<i>nurse him back to full power,</i>

84
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<i>find a decent place</i>
<i>to ride it out</i>

85
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<i>until the whole cycle starts</i>
<i>all over again.</i>

86
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Uh, excuse me. H-Hi.

87
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May I borrow a pen, please?

88
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Thank... you.

89
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<i>Which brings us back here.</i>

90
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<i>In the meantime, I come here</i>
<i>and listen to these poor souls</i>

91
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<i>talk about their monsters.</i>

92
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You were just talking
about Mitch, what...

93
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I know this is, like,
way down the list of bad stuff,

94
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but he's also really into ska.

95
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-The kind of music?
-Yes.

96
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Fishbone, Mustard Plug,
Voodoo Glow Skulls.

97
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I fucking hate that shit!

98
00:06:04,934 --> 00:06:06,302
I'm so sorry, Caitlyn. I'm so...

99
00:06:06,335 --> 00:06:08,971
-Mark, I am... I'm so sorry.
-It's okay.

100
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Is that the one
that's 99% horns?

101
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Yeah, see,
that's what I was thinking.

102
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No.
That's a huge oversimplification

103
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of ska's innovative contribution
to music.

104
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Oh, my God, who am I?

105
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-Renfield?
-Hmm?

106
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Sorry, no, I swallowed a bug.

107
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Unintentionally.

108
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What-what other way
is there to...

109
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Would you like
to share your story?

110
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No. Thank-thank you.
I don't think you'd understand.

111
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I know it's scary.

112
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And you think things
are never gonna change,

113
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but I promise you,
one day you're gonna realize

114
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that you can have
the life that you want.

115
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But in the meantime, I just hope

116
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that you get something
out of coming here.

117
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I am.

118
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That's great.

119
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<i>Oh, yes, I'm getting something</i>

120
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<i>out of coming here: victims.</i>

121
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<i>But not these victims.</i>

122
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Let's do our affirmations.

123
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I am enough, and I have enough.

124
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I deserve happiness.

125
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I am grateful for all that I am,

126
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and I take full charge
of my life today.

127
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<i>They can repeat these</i>

128
00:07:24,313 --> 00:07:26,182
<i>affirmations all they want.</i>

129
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<i>It'll never make</i>
<i>their problems go away.</i>

130
00:07:29,919 --> 00:07:32,088
<i>But I can.</i>

131
00:07:32,121 --> 00:07:34,490
<i>Now, no one's ever gonna</i>
<i>call me a hero,</i>

132
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<i>but I've come up with</i>
<i>a mutually beneficial solution</i>

133
00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:40,029
<i>for people like Caitlyn:</i>

134
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<i>get rid of their monsters</i>
<i>by giving mine what he needs.</i>

135
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Hey, Doug. What are you doing
over there, buddy?

136
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There's somebody
out there, Mitch.

137
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Oh, my God, there's no one
out there, Doug!

138
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Bro, do you think
the Lobo family is gonna

139
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let us get away with this?

140
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We stole
their fucking drugs, man.

141
00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:02,551
I don't want to hear it, Doug!

142
00:08:04,487 --> 00:08:05,521
Goddamn it.

143
00:08:05,554 --> 00:08:06,522
-What the fuck?
-Oh, fuck.

144
00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:07,690
That was the best part.

145
00:08:07,723 --> 00:08:09,291
What the fuck, man?

146
00:08:09,325 --> 00:08:11,527
This is exactly why
you never set your picnic up

147
00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,362
next to a pile of dog...

148
00:08:13,396 --> 00:08:14,630
Shit! Okay.

149
00:08:14,663 --> 00:08:16,332
Hello, Mitch.

150
00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,334
Uh, look.

151
00:08:18,367 --> 00:08:19,935
Wait, wait, wait!

152
00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:23,272
Okay, hold on. I'm-I'm sorry.

153
00:08:23,305 --> 00:08:24,940
Okay? I'm sorry.

154
00:08:24,974 --> 00:08:26,175
It's too late for sorrys.

155
00:08:26,208 --> 00:08:28,043
You took something
you can never give back.

156
00:08:28,077 --> 00:08:30,946
Well, we can give it back.
That's not a problem.

157
00:08:30,980 --> 00:08:33,249
We'll just give it all
back to you. There it is.

158
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Go ahead.

159
00:08:34,150 --> 00:08:36,585
-Have it. No problem.
-Uh...

160
00:08:36,619 --> 00:08:38,154
-what is this?
-It's the, um...

161
00:08:38,187 --> 00:08:40,689
th-the drugs we stole
from your boss, sir.

162
00:08:40,723 --> 00:08:42,425
I'm sorry.

163
00:08:42,458 --> 00:08:44,160
Uh, who do you think I am?

164
00:08:44,193 --> 00:08:46,429
A-A hit man sent to kill us.

165
00:08:49,999 --> 00:08:53,335
I am something much,

166
00:08:53,369 --> 00:08:56,305
much worse.

167
00:08:58,474 --> 00:09:01,043
I'm a friend of Caitlyn.

168
00:09:04,113 --> 00:09:06,081
Oh, my God.

169
00:09:06,115 --> 00:09:08,284
Get the fuck out of here.
No, no!

170
00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:41,050
Wait. What did you say about
a hit man sent to kill you?

171
00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:44,420
Oh.

172
00:09:45,254 --> 00:09:46,722
Who are you?

173
00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:48,324
A friend of Caitlyn's.

174
00:09:49,124 --> 00:09:50,993
Uh, more of an acquaintance.

175
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,436
You were smaller
from back there.

176
00:10:00,469 --> 00:10:01,570
Funny.

177
00:10:01,604 --> 00:10:03,539
Oh!

178
00:10:09,278 --> 00:10:11,113
Looks like you're out of knives.

179
00:10:13,716 --> 00:10:15,284
I was wrong.

180
00:10:24,760 --> 00:10:26,795
Ah.

181
00:10:26,829 --> 00:10:28,264
Yeah, of course
the hit is going well.

182
00:10:28,297 --> 00:10:29,465
I got Apache Joe on it.

183
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,534
The man cuts out
people's tongues

184
00:10:31,567 --> 00:10:33,068
with a hunting knife.

185
00:10:33,102 --> 00:10:34,570
You tell him his name is racist.

186
00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:38,374
Come on!

187
00:11:05,334 --> 00:11:06,835
Oh, shit.

188
00:11:06,869 --> 00:11:08,537
<i>Oh, shit.</i>

189
00:11:08,571 --> 00:11:11,073
Shit.

190
00:11:12,474 --> 00:11:13,842
What the fuck?!

191
00:11:15,912 --> 00:11:17,413
What the fuck?!

192
00:11:31,894 --> 00:11:34,730
You, uh, been drinking
tonight, sir?

193
00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:35,898
No.

194
00:11:35,932 --> 00:11:38,133
Why? You interested?

195
00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:40,102
All right,
get the hell out of here.

196
00:11:41,303 --> 00:11:42,738
Everything okay over here,
partner?

197
00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,206
Yes.

198
00:11:44,239 --> 00:11:45,874
Just frustrating
being on this shit detail

199
00:11:45,909 --> 00:11:47,610
when there's real crimes
happening out there.

200
00:11:47,643 --> 00:11:49,745
Drunk driving isn't real crime?

201
00:11:49,778 --> 00:11:51,614
You know what I mean, Chris.

202
00:11:51,647 --> 00:11:54,650
We got a stack of missing person
reports to follow up on.

203
00:11:56,185 --> 00:11:57,553
Come on!

204
00:11:57,586 --> 00:11:59,288
-Holy shit, it's Teddy Lobo.
-What the fuck? Come on!

205
00:11:59,321 --> 00:12:01,390
-Are you sure?
-You know who I am?

206
00:12:01,423 --> 00:12:03,258
I'm Teddy fucking Lobo!

207
00:12:03,292 --> 00:12:04,660
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

208
00:12:04,693 --> 00:12:06,528
Don't do anything crazy,
Rebecca.

209
00:12:06,562 --> 00:12:07,896
I'm just doing my job.

210
00:12:07,931 --> 00:12:09,498
You do your job
in a very crazy way,

211
00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:11,500
especially when it comes
to the Lobos.

212
00:12:12,902 --> 00:12:14,370
Fuck.

213
00:12:15,638 --> 00:12:16,705
Oh, fuck.

214
00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:19,241
Fuck it!

215
00:12:19,274 --> 00:12:20,743
Look out, Chris!

216
00:12:22,344 --> 00:12:24,713
Fuck a dick! Shit!

217
00:12:26,715 --> 00:12:28,417
Don't move! Hands on the wheel!

218
00:12:28,450 --> 00:12:30,786
I got a prescription
for this shit!

219
00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,554
Shit.

220
00:12:32,588 --> 00:12:34,256
What did I fucking do?

221
00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,659
-Is he throwing drugs at us?
-Yes!

222
00:12:36,692 --> 00:12:38,327
I didn't do anything wrong.

223
00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:40,964
Fuck. Cocaine!

224
00:12:40,997 --> 00:12:42,665
You can't fucking catch...

225
00:12:42,698 --> 00:12:44,800
Are you fucking serious?

226
00:12:51,707 --> 00:12:54,476
You're under arrest, bitch.

227
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:57,246
Fuck.

228
00:12:59,381 --> 00:13:01,417
<i>After decades of being</i>

229
00:13:01,450 --> 00:13:03,987
<i>chased away</i>
<i>from every corner of the globe,</i>

230
00:13:04,020 --> 00:13:08,691
<i>our options and bank account</i>
<i>have become a little limited.</i>

231
00:13:08,724 --> 00:13:10,559
<i>It's not exactly a castle,</i>

232
00:13:10,592 --> 00:13:12,996
<i>but it is exactly</i>
<i>the kind of place</i>

233
00:13:13,029 --> 00:13:16,832
<i>no one tends to notice</i>
<i>a convalescing monster.</i>

234
00:13:18,534 --> 00:13:20,536
Master?

235
00:13:22,705 --> 00:13:23,940
Master.

236
00:13:28,978 --> 00:13:30,679
Oh, dear Jesus.

237
00:13:30,713 --> 00:13:32,581
Master.

238
00:13:32,614 --> 00:13:33,983
There you are.

239
00:13:34,017 --> 00:13:35,751
You're looking...

240
00:13:38,821 --> 00:13:41,356
...much better?

241
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:42,791
Fetch me the hand.

242
00:13:42,825 --> 00:13:44,326
Yes. Right away.

243
00:13:44,359 --> 00:13:46,595
There you go.
A little amuse-bouche.

244
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:47,730
Palate cleanser.

245
00:13:47,763 --> 00:13:49,431
Ugh.

246
00:13:50,733 --> 00:13:52,735
Is that good?

247
00:13:57,907 --> 00:14:01,410
What is this?

248
00:14:02,078 --> 00:14:03,612
Uh, that...

249
00:14:03,645 --> 00:14:06,815
Uh, that is, uh...
that's Doug, I believe.

250
00:14:06,849 --> 00:14:09,384
Doug is trash!

251
00:14:09,418 --> 00:14:10,987
You're feeding me trash!

252
00:14:11,020 --> 00:14:12,387
I'm sorry, Master.

253
00:14:12,421 --> 00:14:14,057
This one doesn't even
have a head.

254
00:14:14,090 --> 00:14:15,624
Oh, no, he did have a head.

255
00:14:15,657 --> 00:14:17,760
You know, I don't ask
for much, Renfield.

256
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:20,829
Just the blood
of a few dozen innocent people.

257
00:14:20,863 --> 00:14:22,331
I know. I'm sorry, Master.

258
00:14:22,364 --> 00:14:23,665
Let's-let's get you sat down,
and then...

259
00:14:23,699 --> 00:14:26,468
I want happy couples,
unsuspecting tourists,

260
00:14:26,502 --> 00:14:31,473
a handful of nuns, a-a...
a busload of cheerleaders.

261
00:14:31,507 --> 00:14:33,809
A busload of cheerleaders?

262
00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:35,444
A busload of cheerleaders

263
00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:38,514
will get me back to full power
like that.

264
00:14:38,547 --> 00:14:40,516
Do you mean female cheerleaders?

265
00:14:40,549 --> 00:14:43,852
Don't make it a sexual thing.

266
00:14:43,886 --> 00:14:45,922
No, no. I did not say it was.

267
00:14:45,955 --> 00:14:49,658
You know it's not the gender
I'm concerned with.

268
00:14:49,691 --> 00:14:53,029
You know, I-I'll eat boys,
I'll eat girls.

269
00:14:53,062 --> 00:14:54,663
It's the purity.

270
00:14:54,696 --> 00:14:58,067
It alone will bring me
back to...

271
00:14:58,101 --> 00:14:59,835
Full power.

272
00:15:00,803 --> 00:15:01,804
I get it, Master.

273
00:15:01,837 --> 00:15:05,041
You deserve better.

274
00:15:05,074 --> 00:15:07,944
But the modern world
is a dangerous place.

275
00:15:08,945 --> 00:15:11,713
Maybe if we were just
a little bit more careful,

276
00:15:11,747 --> 00:15:15,417
we could, you know,
stop running.

277
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,520
You know, settle down,
and I could have...

278
00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:23,525
We could have a life again.

279
00:15:30,465 --> 00:15:33,502
It must be difficult

280
00:15:33,535 --> 00:15:37,739
to be caught between
their rules and mine.

281
00:15:40,509 --> 00:15:46,082
Their rules offer
a confusing tangle of morality,

282
00:15:46,115 --> 00:15:48,884
whereas mine are very simple.

283
00:15:48,918 --> 00:15:51,988
You can kill and eat

284
00:15:52,021 --> 00:15:54,958
whatever you want and never die.

285
00:15:54,991 --> 00:15:57,426
And it truly is a gift.

286
00:15:57,459 --> 00:15:59,795
And yet, you seem to think
it makes you

287
00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:02,397
some sort of a monster.

288
00:16:02,431 --> 00:16:05,601
Do you have any idea
how inconsiderate that is?

289
00:16:05,634 --> 00:16:07,769
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

290
00:16:07,803 --> 00:16:12,608
My needs are the only thing
that matters, servant.

291
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,610
And what exactly are my needs?

292
00:16:14,643 --> 00:16:17,880
Um, your needs, your needs
were the, uh...

293
00:16:17,914 --> 00:16:23,186
uh, happy couples,
u-unsuspecting tourists, uh...

294
00:16:23,219 --> 00:16:26,622
nuns, nuns
and a-a busload of cheerleaders.

295
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:29,058
Indeed.

296
00:16:30,059 --> 00:16:32,895
<i>I suppose this is what</i>
<i>you'd call my health-care plan.</i>

297
00:16:32,929 --> 00:16:35,697
<i>His blood has the power</i>
<i>to heal the injured.</i>

298
00:16:36,565 --> 00:16:38,500
<i>And there's not even a copay.</i>

299
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,669
<i>Unless you consider my soul.</i>

300
00:16:40,702 --> 00:16:45,942
You will get me
exactly what I want.

301
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:48,477
<i>I cannot go to jail.</i>

302
00:16:48,510 --> 00:16:49,544
<i>I'll tell you anything</i>
<i>you want to know.</i>

303
00:16:49,578 --> 00:16:50,445
<i>What do you want to know?</i>

304
00:16:50,479 --> 00:16:51,948
Murders! Murders.

305
00:16:51,981 --> 00:16:54,783
We fucking murdered so many
fucking people in cold blood.

306
00:16:54,816 --> 00:16:57,486
Like last night, for example,
we murdered these people

307
00:16:57,519 --> 00:16:59,655
for trying to steal our drugs.

308
00:16:59,688 --> 00:17:02,158
That's a twofer, my man.
That is a fucking twofer.

309
00:17:02,191 --> 00:17:04,928
Nobody's been in the room yet,
and he's already confessing.

310
00:17:04,961 --> 00:17:06,528
You see that?

311
00:17:06,561 --> 00:17:08,530
I'm gonna take down
the entire fucking Lobo empire

312
00:17:08,563 --> 00:17:10,133
off of one traffic stop.

313
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,935
Put her there, partner.

314
00:17:11,968 --> 00:17:13,036
-Let's go.
-What?

315
00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:14,203
-Let's go.
-I'm out?

316
00:17:14,237 --> 00:17:15,972
-No. No!
-Let's go.

317
00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:18,507
-I didn't say a fucking thing,
by the way. -What the f...

318
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:19,808
-I'm out, baby!
-What the fuck is this?

319
00:17:19,841 --> 00:17:22,011
Excuse me, everybody.
Guess what.

320
00:17:22,045 --> 00:17:23,212
Fuck you!

321
00:17:23,246 --> 00:17:25,714
Fuck you and you.

322
00:17:25,747 --> 00:17:27,683
Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
What is this?

323
00:17:27,716 --> 00:17:29,484
He was about to give up
everything.

324
00:17:29,518 --> 00:17:30,987
He was ready to say anything

325
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,956
because of the trauma
you put him through.

326
00:17:32,989 --> 00:17:34,723
He was already traumatized
when I found him.

327
00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,558
For crying out loud, Quincy.

328
00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:37,826
--Your job is
to bust drunk drivers,

329
00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:39,494
not single-handedly
bring down the mob.

330
00:17:39,528 --> 00:17:40,829
He was running
from something, sir.

331
00:17:40,862 --> 00:17:42,966
And then he crashed
into a DUI checkpoint,

332
00:17:42,999 --> 00:17:44,566
committed ten felonies,

333
00:17:44,599 --> 00:17:46,601
and not to mention eff-you-ing
a room full of cops.

334
00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:49,504
-You eff-you me all the time.
-Fuck you, Kyle!

335
00:17:49,538 --> 00:17:51,473
Look, Quincy.

336
00:17:53,608 --> 00:17:55,510
Your father was
one of the most honest

337
00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:57,981
and incorruptible cops I knew.

338
00:17:58,014 --> 00:17:59,983
And you're a lot like him.

339
00:18:00,016 --> 00:18:02,151
And before he passed,
I promised your father that

340
00:18:02,185 --> 00:18:03,920
I would do my best
to take care of you.

341
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:07,123
But sometimes, you got to know
when to play ball.

342
00:18:07,156 --> 00:18:09,558
This ain't your stepping stone.

343
00:18:09,591 --> 00:18:11,060
It's your rock bottom.

344
00:18:19,902 --> 00:18:22,771
What the fuck are you guys
looking at, huh?

345
00:18:36,219 --> 00:18:37,819
Shit.

346
00:18:39,688 --> 00:18:41,723
What'd you do this time?

347
00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,294
What I do every time.

348
00:18:45,328 --> 00:18:47,296
Catch Teddy Lobo
committing a crime, and then:

349
00:18:47,330 --> 00:18:49,966
What? Oh, surprise,
he got away with it again.

350
00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:52,902
And what about your-your little
FBI, uh, task force up there?

351
00:18:52,935 --> 00:18:54,636
You guys been back
for four months.

352
00:18:54,669 --> 00:18:56,272
What have you done
about the Lobos?

353
00:18:56,305 --> 00:18:58,174
Oh, oh, oh, a-a wiretap?

354
00:18:58,207 --> 00:18:59,708
Subpoena?
A fucking parking ticket?

355
00:18:59,741 --> 00:19:02,211
A hard stare across a diner?

356
00:19:02,245 --> 00:19:05,647
I am just as mad about
what they did to Dad as you are.

357
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,084
I want revenge
just as bad as you do.

358
00:19:08,117 --> 00:19:10,786
But every day, I force myself
to swallow that anger

359
00:19:10,819 --> 00:19:13,056
so I don't fuck up
my investigation.

360
00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:16,558
And if you cannot learn
to let that go...

361
00:19:17,692 --> 00:19:19,861
...you're never gonna get
the justice that you want.

362
00:19:22,831 --> 00:19:25,801
You're not the only one
who lost a dad here.

363
00:19:33,109 --> 00:19:34,210
♪ Murder, murder, murder ♪

364
00:19:34,243 --> 00:19:35,344
♪ When he bust in ♪

365
00:19:35,378 --> 00:19:36,611
♪ Murder, murder, murder ♪

366
00:19:36,645 --> 00:19:37,813
♪ When he bust in... ♪

367
00:19:37,846 --> 00:19:39,681
Here you go.
Take care of yourself.

368
00:19:39,714 --> 00:19:40,816
-You earned it. Shower yourself
in it. -Thanks.

369
00:19:40,849 --> 00:19:42,684
-Teddy.
-Ooh! Okay.

370
00:19:42,717 --> 00:19:44,686
Your mother wants to see you.

371
00:19:44,719 --> 00:19:45,955
All right.

372
00:19:45,988 --> 00:19:47,823
♪ Murder, murder, murder,
when he bust in ♪

373
00:19:47,856 --> 00:19:49,158
♪ Murder, murder, murder... ♪

374
00:19:49,192 --> 00:19:51,060
Downstairs.

375
00:19:51,094 --> 00:19:53,362
♪ You might've heard of him,
the guy lost his nerve. ♪

376
00:19:54,997 --> 00:19:58,000
Long, even strokes.

377
00:19:58,034 --> 00:19:59,835
Hey, Mom.

378
00:20:01,204 --> 00:20:02,804
Teddy.

379
00:20:02,838 --> 00:20:04,773
You said you want...
You said you wanted to see me?

380
00:20:04,806 --> 00:20:07,176
Take a seat, please.

381
00:20:12,781 --> 00:20:16,385
Do you even know why we became

382
00:20:16,419 --> 00:20:20,423
the most powerful crime family
in this city?

383
00:20:20,456 --> 00:20:23,392
We're not the biggest.
We're not the richest.

384
00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:27,997
However, we are the most feared.

385
00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:31,666
Our reputation for
ruthlessness and violence

386
00:20:31,700 --> 00:20:35,138
is something I have worked
very hard to cultivate.

387
00:20:35,171 --> 00:20:38,141
But lately,
our enemies don't seem to be

388
00:20:38,174 --> 00:20:39,841
as afraid as they used to be.

389
00:20:39,875 --> 00:20:42,011
They're fucking scared, Mom.

390
00:20:42,044 --> 00:20:46,681
Not the two-bit punks
stealing our drugs.

391
00:20:47,316 --> 00:20:49,919
Not the five families.

392
00:20:50,819 --> 00:20:53,923
And not
that fucking traffic cop.

393
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:57,692
This family is an empire, Teddy.

394
00:20:57,726 --> 00:21:02,664
I built an empire.

395
00:21:03,765 --> 00:21:06,701
And I need to know
its future is secure.

396
00:21:09,871 --> 00:21:13,109
I need to know
whose hands it belongs in.

397
00:21:13,142 --> 00:21:18,447
And I need to know those hands
can get a little dirty.

398
00:21:18,481 --> 00:21:20,983
<i>I know Teddy's up to something.</i>

399
00:21:22,218 --> 00:21:24,921
<i>I'm gonna find the evidence</i>
<i>to make it stick.</i>

400
00:21:24,954 --> 00:21:27,290
Got a lot of orange paint.

401
00:21:31,127 --> 00:21:33,963
What is that?
Some kind of warning?

402
00:21:35,965 --> 00:21:38,034
I think it's lyrics
to a ska song.

403
00:21:39,402 --> 00:21:41,938
Ska's not dead.

404
00:21:41,971 --> 00:21:43,306
Fuck.

405
00:21:52,548 --> 00:21:54,483
♪ You can touch the sky ♪

406
00:21:54,517 --> 00:21:57,220
♪ 'Cause there's a shot ♪

407
00:21:57,253 --> 00:21:59,088
♪ In the night ♪

408
00:21:59,121 --> 00:22:01,057
♪ Turning darkness
into light... ♪

409
00:22:01,090 --> 00:22:03,292
<i>Oh, you've got to be kidding me.</i>

410
00:22:08,497 --> 00:22:10,832
Yeah! All right!

411
00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:17,306
You think
you'll get answers here?

412
00:22:18,574 --> 00:22:20,343
I think we'll get dinner.

413
00:22:20,376 --> 00:22:22,744
Maybe answers for dessert.

414
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:24,846
There she is.

415
00:22:24,879 --> 00:22:26,848
You sure you want
to do this, Teddy?

416
00:22:26,881 --> 00:22:28,883
Yes, I am sure
I want to do this.

417
00:22:28,918 --> 00:22:30,953
That cop needs to be reminded
who runs this town.

418
00:22:55,177 --> 00:22:56,878
Oh, shit.

419
00:22:57,446 --> 00:22:58,581
Fuck.

420
00:22:58,614 --> 00:23:00,849
Oh, this is not a good look.

421
00:23:00,882 --> 00:23:02,418
Not a good look at all.
Abort. Abort.

422
00:23:02,451 --> 00:23:04,287
Can you order me a number three?

423
00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,956
The toilet just ordered
a number two.

424
00:23:15,531 --> 00:23:18,034
Sorry.

425
00:23:23,272 --> 00:23:25,508
<i>Who the fuck are these guys?</i>

426
00:23:36,585 --> 00:23:39,854
Move, and I'll blow
your fucking head off.

427
00:23:41,257 --> 00:23:43,059
Take that, tourist!

428
00:23:45,561 --> 00:23:47,363
Get down!

429
00:23:48,364 --> 00:23:49,598
Hey, do me a favor.

430
00:23:49,632 --> 00:23:52,001
Just remain calm,

431
00:23:52,034 --> 00:23:56,305
and almost nobody will get hurt.

432
00:23:56,339 --> 00:23:57,640
Thank you, Teddy.

433
00:23:57,673 --> 00:23:59,475
I came here to connect you
to a crime scene,

434
00:23:59,508 --> 00:24:01,177
and you go and turn it into one.

435
00:24:04,447 --> 00:24:06,315
What you trying to do?

436
00:24:06,349 --> 00:24:08,951
Holy shit, were you trying
to imitate your dad?

437
00:24:08,984 --> 00:24:12,621
What do you think,
your dad died some brave hero?

438
00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:14,957
We beat the shit
out of your father.

439
00:24:14,990 --> 00:24:17,626
And while he was lying there
on the floor,

440
00:24:17,660 --> 00:24:19,662
he begged for his life.

441
00:24:19,695 --> 00:24:21,530
Your dad was a coward.

442
00:24:21,564 --> 00:24:24,633
But you know what? I want to
save you that embarrassment.

443
00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:27,303
I'm gonna give you
the chance to live.

444
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:32,308
All you have to do
is admit to everybody here

445
00:24:32,341 --> 00:24:34,944
that we own you, too.

446
00:24:34,977 --> 00:24:36,412
So, what's it gonna be?

447
00:24:36,445 --> 00:24:37,413
Shoot me.

448
00:24:37,446 --> 00:24:38,514
What?

449
00:24:38,547 --> 00:24:40,116
You heard me, asshole.

450
00:24:40,149 --> 00:24:41,150
Shoot me.

451
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:43,252
Shoot me like you shot my dad.

452
00:24:43,285 --> 00:24:45,488
Or was that not you?

453
00:24:45,521 --> 00:24:46,989
Were you waiting in the car

454
00:24:47,022 --> 00:24:49,024
while one of your boys
did it for you?

455
00:24:50,326 --> 00:24:51,660
I'm more than happy
to do it, Teddy.

456
00:24:51,694 --> 00:24:53,195
Shut the fuck up.

457
00:24:54,063 --> 00:24:56,198
Have you ever shot
someone before?

458
00:24:56,232 --> 00:24:58,067
I've shot
a million fucking people.

459
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,935
Then add me to the list.

460
00:24:59,969 --> 00:25:01,270
Come on, tough guy. Shoot me.

461
00:25:01,303 --> 00:25:02,972
If you think
this is a fucking game,

462
00:25:03,005 --> 00:25:04,440
I will shoot you
in your fucking face.

463
00:25:04,473 --> 00:25:07,042
Yeah? Dare you.

464
00:25:09,044 --> 00:25:12,281
You want to be
a fucking hero right now?

465
00:25:12,314 --> 00:25:13,716
Okay, fine.

466
00:25:13,749 --> 00:25:16,051
Here we go.

467
00:25:16,685 --> 00:25:18,354
Congratulations.

468
00:25:21,123 --> 00:25:22,958
You're better than your father.

469
00:26:25,588 --> 00:26:27,523
Fuck! Shit!

470
00:26:49,545 --> 00:26:51,213
Oh.

471
00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:55,551
Are you okay?

472
00:26:55,584 --> 00:26:56,752
Yeah. Yeah. Oh...

473
00:26:56,785 --> 00:26:58,420
That was amazing.
You were amazing.

474
00:26:58,454 --> 00:27:00,122
What you did.

475
00:27:00,155 --> 00:27:02,258
You stood up to him.

476
00:27:03,158 --> 00:27:04,760
How did you do that?

477
00:27:04,793 --> 00:27:06,228
What kind of life would I lead

478
00:27:06,262 --> 00:27:07,796
under the thumb
of one of those assholes?

479
00:27:07,830 --> 00:27:11,467
A very... a very sad one.

480
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:12,668
Yeah.

481
00:27:12,701 --> 00:27:14,403
Did I watch you
cut a guy's arms off

482
00:27:14,436 --> 00:27:15,804
with a decorative
serving platter?

483
00:27:15,838 --> 00:27:18,440
Oh, uh, y-yeah.

484
00:27:18,474 --> 00:27:19,642
That was adrenaline.

485
00:27:19,675 --> 00:27:21,810
Uh, it was awesome.

486
00:27:24,213 --> 00:27:26,282
Um, I-I'm-I'm Rebecca Quincy.

487
00:27:26,315 --> 00:27:27,783
Officer... Officer Quincy.

488
00:27:27,816 --> 00:27:30,653
Robert Montague Renfield.

489
00:27:30,686 --> 00:27:32,788
Oh, uh, Montague. Cool.

490
00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:34,557
Are you from around here or...

491
00:27:34,590 --> 00:27:36,692
Oh, no. I'm...

492
00:27:36,725 --> 00:27:38,561
Uh, everywhere.

493
00:27:38,594 --> 00:27:40,229
Ah, military.

494
00:27:40,262 --> 00:27:42,464
That-that would explain
all the moves.

495
00:27:42,498 --> 00:27:45,868
Yeah, but forever ago--
the Great War.

496
00:27:45,901 --> 00:27:48,237
Uh... Iraq.

497
00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:49,572
Maybe not great, uh, you know,

498
00:27:49,605 --> 00:27:51,674
but overall pretty good--
three out of five stars.

499
00:27:51,707 --> 00:27:53,175
I'm sorry.

500
00:27:53,208 --> 00:27:56,845
I don't mean to interrupt
whatever this is,

501
00:27:56,879 --> 00:27:58,681
but...

502
00:27:58,714 --> 00:28:00,649
can we get up now?

503
00:28:00,683 --> 00:28:02,451
Uh, yeah.

504
00:28:02,484 --> 00:28:04,353
If I could have everyone
please, uh,

505
00:28:04,386 --> 00:28:06,422
just line up for me
for witness statements.

506
00:28:06,455 --> 00:28:08,824
And if we could all thank
Mr. Renfield

507
00:28:08,857 --> 00:28:11,827
for his brave, uh,
efforts today.

508
00:28:11,860 --> 00:28:13,529
Thank you, Mr. Renfield.

509
00:28:13,562 --> 00:28:15,464
You are the man, Mr. Renfield.

510
00:28:15,497 --> 00:28:17,600
And, um, thank you.

511
00:28:18,367 --> 00:28:20,636
Y-You... you saved my life.

512
00:28:20,669 --> 00:28:22,871
I...

513
00:28:22,906 --> 00:28:25,274
saved a life?

514
00:28:26,175 --> 00:28:28,210
You saved all our lives.

515
00:28:30,312 --> 00:28:31,747
You must really not be
from around here,

516
00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,850
'cause we certainly don't see
your kind very often.

517
00:28:34,883 --> 00:28:36,785
I'm sorry, what kind is that?

518
00:28:36,819 --> 00:28:39,221
Heroes.

519
00:28:42,791 --> 00:28:44,660
Hmm.

520
00:28:48,197 --> 00:28:51,233
<i>Wow. That was amazing.</i>

521
00:28:51,266 --> 00:28:54,269
<i>She is amazing.</i>

522
00:28:54,938 --> 00:28:56,505
<i>And she saw me.</i>

523
00:28:56,538 --> 00:28:58,874
<i>She really saw me.</i>

524
00:28:58,908 --> 00:29:01,543
<i>That hasn't happened in ages.</i>

525
00:29:01,577 --> 00:29:03,579
<i>I'd forgotten</i>
<i>what it feels like.</i>

526
00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:05,681
<i>-Maybe there is hope.</i>
-Oh, God bless you.

527
00:29:05,714 --> 00:29:06,916
<i>Maybe she can...</i>

528
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:08,684
Renfield.

529
00:29:08,717 --> 00:29:11,854
What are you doing?

530
00:29:11,887 --> 00:29:14,390
Get here now.

531
00:29:14,423 --> 00:29:16,258
<i>Ah, fuck.</i>

532
00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:18,394
<i>Do you think it's too late</i>
<i>to grab one of those nuns?</i>

533
00:29:21,296 --> 00:29:24,433
What did we talk about
yesterday?

534
00:29:24,466 --> 00:29:25,334
U-Um...

535
00:29:25,367 --> 00:29:29,271
I've been up all day
thinking about it.

536
00:29:29,304 --> 00:29:31,774
Oh. What's this?

537
00:29:31,807 --> 00:29:34,343
Ah. My plan.

538
00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:35,811
Your plan?

539
00:29:35,844 --> 00:29:38,781
But your plan has always been
to just drink blood.

540
00:29:38,814 --> 00:29:40,349
Exactly.

541
00:29:40,382 --> 00:29:42,751
What have I been doing
all these years?

542
00:29:42,785 --> 00:29:46,288
I mean, look at me,
lurking in the shadows and filth

543
00:29:46,321 --> 00:29:48,357
like some kind
of a diseased animal.

544
00:29:48,390 --> 00:29:50,392
You said it yourself--
I deserve better.

545
00:29:50,426 --> 00:29:55,764
So, why am I not embracing
what I truly am?

546
00:29:56,765 --> 00:29:58,200
Which is?

547
00:29:58,834 --> 00:30:02,337
A god, Renfield.

548
00:30:02,371 --> 00:30:05,975
An immortal, insatiable--

549
00:30:06,009 --> 00:30:09,645
whoo!-- all-powerful being.

550
00:30:09,678 --> 00:30:12,581
Everything you said about
the modern world is true.

551
00:30:12,614 --> 00:30:16,518
-It is a dangerous place.
-Hmm.

552
00:30:16,552 --> 00:30:18,721
Only not for us.

553
00:30:18,754 --> 00:30:23,492
For them, it's a dangerous,
sad, broken place

554
00:30:23,525 --> 00:30:25,894
full of fear and desperation.

555
00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:27,496
It's weak.

556
00:30:27,529 --> 00:30:30,934
Longing for a powerful force
to guide it,

557
00:30:30,967 --> 00:30:35,905
control it, dominate it.

558
00:30:35,939 --> 00:30:37,773
-Like you.
-Hmm.

559
00:30:37,806 --> 00:30:42,344
I mean, this entire society
was designed by Renfields,

560
00:30:42,377 --> 00:30:44,013
for Renfields.

561
00:30:44,047 --> 00:30:47,984
So, why should I
have to adapt to it?

562
00:30:48,017 --> 00:30:51,054
It should have to adapt to me.

563
00:30:52,554 --> 00:30:54,623
-I owe it all to you, servant.
-Oh, no.

564
00:30:54,656 --> 00:30:56,525
I think you actually might have
read between the lines

565
00:30:56,558 --> 00:30:57,893
-a little bit there.
-Indeed.

566
00:30:57,927 --> 00:30:59,996
We're in this together,

567
00:31:00,029 --> 00:31:02,331
Dracula and Renfield.

568
00:31:03,398 --> 00:31:05,801
From now on, humanity
will no longer be divided

569
00:31:05,834 --> 00:31:08,370
by the good and the evil,

570
00:31:08,403 --> 00:31:12,508
only by followers...

571
00:31:12,541 --> 00:31:14,843
and food.

572
00:31:18,580 --> 00:31:22,986
You and I forever,
until the end of time.

573
00:31:23,019 --> 00:31:25,320
Bloody hell.

574
00:31:26,089 --> 00:31:28,657
How is my life?

575
00:31:28,690 --> 00:31:30,793
My life is like a...

576
00:31:30,826 --> 00:31:35,430
never-ending hallway
of fun house mirrors, but...

577
00:31:35,464 --> 00:31:37,666
all the clowns are me.

578
00:31:37,699 --> 00:31:39,068
Uh, hey, everyone.

579
00:31:39,102 --> 00:31:41,070
I need your help.

580
00:31:41,104 --> 00:31:42,404
Are you okay?

581
00:31:42,437 --> 00:31:44,306
No.

582
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,944
I need to get out
of a toxic relationship.

583
00:31:47,977 --> 00:31:51,880
Okay. Well, well, well, well,
take a seat and let her rip.

584
00:31:51,915 --> 00:31:53,549
Okay, thanks.

585
00:31:53,582 --> 00:31:55,551
Okay, yeah. Fuck Carol, I guess.

586
00:31:55,584 --> 00:31:56,920
It's...

587
00:31:56,953 --> 00:31:58,554
I hate her, too.

588
00:31:58,587 --> 00:32:00,489
Why don't you start
by telling us

589
00:32:00,522 --> 00:32:02,424
what brought you here
in the first place.

590
00:32:02,457 --> 00:32:04,359
I was on the job.

591
00:32:04,393 --> 00:32:05,861
Uh, for my boss.

592
00:32:05,894 --> 00:32:08,031
Uh, well, and I was
actually following Bob,

593
00:32:08,064 --> 00:32:10,066
because I thought
that Bob would make

594
00:32:10,099 --> 00:32:12,334
a very good, um, uh...

595
00:32:13,802 --> 00:32:15,404
Friend?

596
00:32:16,072 --> 00:32:17,941
Yes. Thank you, Bob.

597
00:32:17,974 --> 00:32:19,142
Thank you, Renfield.

598
00:32:19,175 --> 00:32:21,877
And then, you know,
I started to hear

599
00:32:21,911 --> 00:32:25,814
all of your stories and...

600
00:32:29,518 --> 00:32:32,588
I mean, they were all so sad.

601
00:32:33,889 --> 00:32:35,557
That's us.

602
00:32:35,591 --> 00:32:40,495
And, you know,
for the first time in years,

603
00:32:40,529 --> 00:32:42,531
I felt like I wasn't alone.

604
00:32:43,498 --> 00:32:45,667
-You realized you're
a codependent. -Mm-hmm.

605
00:32:45,701 --> 00:32:47,870
I need to change. I can see
that I-I need to change,

606
00:32:47,904 --> 00:32:50,606
and, uh, I want to, but my boss,

607
00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:52,407
he's pretty delusional, I think.

608
00:32:52,441 --> 00:32:54,911
Uh, he thinks
he can take over the world.

609
00:32:54,944 --> 00:32:57,579
He's a narcissist, Renfield.

610
00:32:57,613 --> 00:32:58,881
We all know exactly
how you feel.

611
00:32:58,915 --> 00:32:59,983
-Yes.
-Exactly.

612
00:33:00,016 --> 00:33:01,650
No, he's different.

613
00:33:01,683 --> 00:33:03,652
-You can't get him
out of your head. -No.

614
00:33:03,685 --> 00:33:05,054
Ooh, and you feel like
he could kill you

615
00:33:05,088 --> 00:33:06,555
with the snap of his fingers.

616
00:33:06,588 --> 00:33:08,457
-Yes. Wouldn't even
need to snap. -Oh.

617
00:33:08,490 --> 00:33:10,893
He controls rats with his mind.

618
00:33:10,927 --> 00:33:12,195
Uh...

619
00:33:12,228 --> 00:33:13,528
It's okay, it's okay.
He's on medication.

620
00:33:13,562 --> 00:33:17,566
Renfield, this is
codependency 101.

621
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:19,568
A narcissist will take
full advantage

622
00:33:19,601 --> 00:33:21,603
of a codependent's
low self-esteem,

623
00:33:21,637 --> 00:33:26,042
but you're the one
with the real power.

624
00:33:26,075 --> 00:33:29,511
And all you got to do
is take it back.

625
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:30,914
How do I do that?

626
00:33:30,947 --> 00:33:33,582
Focus on your needs.

627
00:33:33,615 --> 00:33:36,485
I mean, I just haven't
thought about

628
00:33:36,518 --> 00:33:38,121
any of my needs in years.

629
00:33:38,154 --> 00:33:41,024
But if you were to stop focusing
on his needs, what would happen?

630
00:33:41,057 --> 00:33:43,059
If I don't...

631
00:33:43,092 --> 00:33:44,060
Yeah, what would happen?

632
00:33:44,093 --> 00:33:45,228
Stop focusing on his needs.

633
00:33:45,261 --> 00:33:46,895
What would happen?

634
00:33:46,930 --> 00:33:48,630
He won't grow to full power.

635
00:33:48,664 --> 00:33:50,934
Exactly.
He won't grow to full power.

636
00:33:50,967 --> 00:33:52,567
What? That's so weird.

637
00:33:52,601 --> 00:33:54,203
Why would you phrase it
like that?

638
00:33:54,237 --> 00:33:56,471
But yes, he's right.

639
00:33:56,505 --> 00:33:58,041
He's absolutely right.

640
00:33:58,074 --> 00:33:59,841
He won't grow to full power.

641
00:33:59,875 --> 00:34:02,711
You can take all that energy
you've spent on him

642
00:34:02,744 --> 00:34:04,646
and put it toward yourself.

643
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:09,986
And then you will be the one
who grows to full power.

644
00:34:10,019 --> 00:34:11,586
-Yes.
-Full power.

645
00:34:11,620 --> 00:34:13,156
Me grow...
I-I'm gonna grow to full power?

646
00:34:13,189 --> 00:34:15,158
I want to hear you say it.

647
00:34:15,191 --> 00:34:17,492
Say, "I'm gonna grow
to full power."

648
00:34:17,526 --> 00:34:19,561
I-I-I'm gonna grow
to full power.

649
00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:21,897
I heard you say it,
but I didn't believe you.

650
00:34:21,931 --> 00:34:23,865
-Nope.
-Let me hear you say it again.

651
00:34:23,899 --> 00:34:25,969
-I'm gonna grow to full power.
-Yes!

652
00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:27,836
I see a smile there
because you like it.

653
00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:30,106
Now, say it like
the world needs to hear it.

654
00:34:30,139 --> 00:34:32,841
I'm gonna grow to full power.

655
00:34:32,874 --> 00:34:33,575
There you go!

656
00:34:35,311 --> 00:34:36,946
-Yes!
-That guy who walks

657
00:34:36,980 --> 00:34:39,715
in here every single week,
say goodbye to him.

658
00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:42,986
This is the person you are now.

659
00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:45,221
♪ Oh, oh, oh, am I ready? ♪

660
00:34:45,254 --> 00:34:47,123
♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪

661
00:34:47,156 --> 00:34:48,790
♪ Am I ready? ♪

662
00:34:48,824 --> 00:34:51,626
-♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
-♪ Am I ready? ♪

663
00:34:51,660 --> 00:34:53,262
♪ You gon' figure it out ♪

664
00:34:53,296 --> 00:34:56,798
♪ To be loved, to be loved ♪

665
00:34:56,832 --> 00:35:00,269
♪ You found me,
I was fed up with the fantasy ♪

666
00:35:00,303 --> 00:35:02,105
♪ What you wanna do... ♪

667
00:35:02,138 --> 00:35:03,572
Here you go.

668
00:35:03,605 --> 00:35:05,241
The power is in your hands.

669
00:35:05,274 --> 00:35:06,641
That book is your armor.

670
00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:08,610
It's your weapon.
It's your Bible.

671
00:35:08,643 --> 00:35:11,314
That's a cool ant farm.

672
00:35:11,347 --> 00:35:12,547
Is there room for one more?

673
00:35:12,581 --> 00:35:14,716
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

674
00:35:15,851 --> 00:35:17,153
Thank you.

675
00:35:18,887 --> 00:35:20,622
<i>Let's give him some ideas.</i>

676
00:35:20,655 --> 00:35:22,125
Do you know what a brush is?

677
00:35:22,158 --> 00:35:23,960
-♪ Am I ready? ♪
-♪ Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪

678
00:35:23,993 --> 00:35:25,894
Oh, and clean
them nasty fingernails.

679
00:35:25,928 --> 00:35:28,164
-♪ What you talkin' 'bout? ♪
-♪ Am I ready? ♪

680
00:35:28,197 --> 00:35:30,166
Spa day. I'll go with you.

681
00:35:30,199 --> 00:35:31,733
♪ To be loved... ♪

682
00:35:31,767 --> 00:35:33,302
Get your chakras
balanced, homes.

683
00:35:33,336 --> 00:35:35,837
<i>Ooh, and update</i>
<i>that wardrobe to this century.</i>

684
00:35:35,871 --> 00:35:37,639
♪ Am I ready? ♪

685
00:35:37,672 --> 00:35:40,609
<i>You would think</i>
<i>that attacking a police officer</i>

686
00:35:40,642 --> 00:35:42,178
<i>in front of a bunch of witnesses</i>

687
00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:45,881
at a restaurant would be enough
to put Teddy Lobo behind bars.

688
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:48,850
You guys don't think I know
what's going on here, huh?

689
00:35:48,884 --> 00:35:50,319
I don't know
how many of you assholes

690
00:35:50,353 --> 00:35:51,921
are on the Lobos' payroll,

691
00:35:51,954 --> 00:35:54,057
but there's only so much
evidence you can tamper with

692
00:35:54,090 --> 00:35:56,059
and so many witnesses
you can intimidate.

693
00:35:56,092 --> 00:35:57,692
All right? Because eventually,

694
00:35:57,726 --> 00:35:59,861
someone brave enough
is going to step forward,

695
00:35:59,895 --> 00:36:02,198
and they're going to help me
take down the Lobos

696
00:36:02,231 --> 00:36:04,100
and all of you motherfuckers!

697
00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:06,202
Permanently! Permanently!

698
00:36:10,073 --> 00:36:11,606
Mr. Renfield?

699
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:16,946
Robert Montague Renfield,
yes, at your service.

700
00:36:16,979 --> 00:36:19,382
You look different.

701
00:36:19,415 --> 00:36:21,616
-Oh.
-Good different.

702
00:36:21,650 --> 00:36:23,086
I really like your sweater.

703
00:36:23,119 --> 00:36:24,619
Oh, thank you.

704
00:36:24,653 --> 00:36:26,755
-I went to Macy's.
-Oh.

705
00:36:26,788 --> 00:36:29,092
Um, I'm here to give
my witness statement.

706
00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:31,693
You always bring flowers
to give a witness statement?

707
00:36:32,929 --> 00:36:35,730
Yeah, uh, well,
th-they're for everyone.

708
00:36:35,764 --> 00:36:37,833
-They're for everyone.
-Everyone.

709
00:36:37,866 --> 00:36:40,802
Do you, um...
Probably put it in some water.

710
00:36:41,437 --> 00:36:44,107
And the rest are for you.

711
00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,375
-Thank you.
-Yeah. Pleasure.

712
00:36:46,409 --> 00:36:48,244
Rebecca, is this your boyfriend?

713
00:36:48,277 --> 00:36:50,679
Shut the fuck up, Kyle!

714
00:36:50,712 --> 00:36:53,615
Thank you for coming in,
Mr. Renfield.

715
00:36:54,283 --> 00:36:56,252
It really means a lot.

716
00:36:57,186 --> 00:37:00,356
Yeah, it means a lot
that I can actually

717
00:37:00,389 --> 00:37:02,992
do the right thing, for once.

718
00:37:03,025 --> 00:37:06,996
Well, if I could just stress
how appreciative I am

719
00:37:07,029 --> 00:37:11,367
that you're here, uh,
because without you,

720
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:13,202
-I think I'd be a bit lost.
-No.

721
00:37:13,236 --> 00:37:16,939
You stood up for everyone
who's ever lived in fear

722
00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:20,076
of the powerful forces
shaping their lives.

723
00:37:20,109 --> 00:37:22,744
Okay? And you need
to keep doing that,

724
00:37:22,777 --> 00:37:25,148
because when
people like you stop

725
00:37:25,181 --> 00:37:27,917
standing up to people like them,

726
00:37:27,950 --> 00:37:30,186
that's when
the monsters take over.

727
00:37:31,154 --> 00:37:33,755
So...

728
00:37:35,224 --> 00:37:37,160
You are not lost.

729
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:41,063
You're an inspiration.

730
00:37:41,097 --> 00:37:43,933
Thank you, Mr. Renfield.

731
00:37:43,966 --> 00:37:45,401
It's Robert.

732
00:37:45,434 --> 00:37:47,370
Robert.

733
00:37:47,403 --> 00:37:49,738
<i>This is the same prick</i>

734
00:37:49,771 --> 00:37:52,208
who took out everyone
in the restaurant.

735
00:37:52,241 --> 00:37:53,910
Who does he work for?

736
00:37:53,943 --> 00:37:56,445
-The five fucking families?
-I-I don't know.

737
00:37:56,479 --> 00:37:58,414
But we've hacked into
the NSA's Eye in the Sky,

738
00:37:58,447 --> 00:38:00,049
and we can track him

739
00:38:00,082 --> 00:38:01,783
using all these other cameras
throughout the city.

740
00:38:01,816 --> 00:38:03,286
Yes, I can get you access
to whatever you want.

741
00:38:03,319 --> 00:38:04,921
Yeah, and then we enhance.

742
00:38:04,954 --> 00:38:06,489
-We got a trace on him.
-Boom!

743
00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:09,058
We did it.
Now we can track his every move.

744
00:38:10,059 --> 00:38:12,461
His last known location
is at the old charity hospital.

745
00:38:12,495 --> 00:38:15,231
You have until the end of the
day to find him and kill him.

746
00:38:15,264 --> 00:38:17,699
Give me ten minutes.

747
00:38:18,467 --> 00:38:19,969
I'll take the end of the day.

748
00:38:21,270 --> 00:38:24,173
Can you run the DNA on this pen
through the Bureau's database?

749
00:38:24,207 --> 00:38:25,874
And Interpol.

750
00:38:25,908 --> 00:38:29,278
I can't trust this with anyone
who works in my department.

751
00:38:30,913 --> 00:38:32,515
This pen was found
near a location

752
00:38:32,548 --> 00:38:35,251
where these three guys
went missing.

753
00:38:35,284 --> 00:38:37,752
Teddy Lobo was fleeing
from the same location

754
00:38:37,786 --> 00:38:39,222
when I arrested him.

755
00:38:39,255 --> 00:38:40,489
Huh.

756
00:38:40,523 --> 00:38:43,226
Word on the street is
these are the three guys

757
00:38:43,259 --> 00:38:46,095
who allegedly stole drugs
from the Lobos.

758
00:38:46,128 --> 00:38:46,795
Right.

759
00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:49,165
And the DNA evidence on this pen

760
00:38:49,198 --> 00:38:53,069
just might connect Teddy Lobo
to that crime scene.

761
00:38:53,102 --> 00:38:56,239
Maybe it's a long shot,
but I got to try.

762
00:38:57,839 --> 00:39:02,245
Look, I know I-I haven't
handled anything well

763
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:05,548
since Dad, um...

764
00:39:05,581 --> 00:39:08,117
but I really need your help.

765
00:39:09,418 --> 00:39:11,287
Can you run this pen?

766
00:39:11,320 --> 00:39:13,289
Please.

767
00:39:33,175 --> 00:39:35,011
Let's go. Come on.

768
00:39:56,332 --> 00:39:58,800
What the fuck?

769
00:40:28,431 --> 00:40:32,268
Holy fucking shit.

770
00:40:32,301 --> 00:40:34,203
Ronnie, call my mom!

771
00:40:34,236 --> 00:40:35,271
I'm on it.

772
00:40:35,304 --> 00:40:37,373
Ronnie, call my fucking mom!

773
00:40:42,445 --> 00:40:44,180
Hello, Ronnie?

774
00:40:45,614 --> 00:40:47,950
Ronnie, is this
another butt dial?

775
00:40:47,983 --> 00:40:50,486
Did you guys fucking bail?
Hello?

776
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:52,488
-Guys?
-Teddy.

777
00:40:52,521 --> 00:40:54,490
-What the fuck? Mom.
-Teddy.

778
00:40:54,523 --> 00:40:56,125
Mom?

779
00:40:57,093 --> 00:40:57,927
Teddy?

780
00:40:57,960 --> 00:40:59,495
Do you know who the fuck I am?

781
00:40:59,528 --> 00:41:02,198
-Teddy?
-I'm Teddy fucking Lobo.

782
00:41:03,532 --> 00:41:06,235
I am Count Dracula.

783
00:41:06,268 --> 00:41:07,303
You win.

784
00:41:08,604 --> 00:41:10,139
Who are you?

785
00:41:11,607 --> 00:41:13,242
You were sent by the church?

786
00:41:13,275 --> 00:41:14,310
Church? No.

787
00:41:14,343 --> 00:41:15,511
What are you fucking
talking about?

788
00:41:15,544 --> 00:41:16,946
I'm a criminal.

789
00:41:16,979 --> 00:41:19,515
My whole organization
is about evil.

790
00:41:19,548 --> 00:41:21,317
Evil. Oh, fuck.

791
00:41:22,318 --> 00:41:23,519
Dude.

792
00:41:23,552 --> 00:41:24,954
Why are you here?

793
00:41:24,987 --> 00:41:25,988
I'm here because
I want to find this guy!

794
00:41:26,021 --> 00:41:27,256
I'm trying to find this guy.

795
00:41:27,289 --> 00:41:29,392
He stuck his nose
in our family business

796
00:41:29,425 --> 00:41:31,327
and killed some of our guys

797
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:33,329
trying to save
a bunch of innocent people.

798
00:41:33,362 --> 00:41:35,998
So, what is he,
like, your fucking roommate?

799
00:41:36,031 --> 00:41:38,334
He's my servant.

800
00:41:38,367 --> 00:41:40,669
He doesn't seem
to be serving you very well.

801
00:41:46,342 --> 00:41:48,277
<i>You've reached Officer Quincy.</i>

802
00:41:48,310 --> 00:41:50,279
<i>Please state your emergency</i>
<i>at the sound of the beep.</i>

803
00:41:50,312 --> 00:41:52,214
<i>Uh, hi, Rebecca.</i>

804
00:41:52,248 --> 00:41:54,350
<i>It's not an emergency.</i>
<i>It-it's me, Robert.</i>

805
00:41:54,383 --> 00:41:58,120
What, uh, I was trying
to ask was, um,

806
00:41:58,154 --> 00:42:00,623
maybe you'd like
to get a bite to eat...

807
00:42:00,656 --> 00:42:03,125
Hello, Renfield.

808
00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:05,027
I've been expecting you.

809
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:06,695
Please, come in.

810
00:42:06,729 --> 00:42:08,497
Close the door.

811
00:42:11,734 --> 00:42:13,936
Shit.

812
00:42:15,104 --> 00:42:18,307
Marvelous attire.

813
00:42:18,340 --> 00:42:20,142
Very colorful.

814
00:42:20,176 --> 00:42:23,145
You look like the sort of boy
who has to fight 'em off.

815
00:42:25,114 --> 00:42:28,250
So, I suppose that's a no

816
00:42:28,284 --> 00:42:31,487
as to you bringing me
my dinner tonight, hmm?

817
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,055
-A no? No.
-No?

818
00:42:33,088 --> 00:42:34,557
No, not a no.

819
00:42:34,590 --> 00:42:36,625
-No, not no?
-Uh, yes.

820
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,628
Big yes to dinner.

821
00:42:39,662 --> 00:42:42,264
Ooh. Um, a feast.
A full feast, Master.

822
00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:44,066
In fact,
I'm so glad you're here.

823
00:42:44,099 --> 00:42:47,603
Um, I was actually, um...
I was on my way to see you.

824
00:42:47,636 --> 00:42:49,205
Oh, you were on your way.

825
00:42:49,238 --> 00:42:52,374
Yes, but I had, um,
too many bodies.

826
00:42:52,408 --> 00:42:54,477
-Oh, you-you have bodies, huh?
-Yeah, too... too many.

827
00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:57,179
Well, uh, so many bodies, um,
that I couldn't carry them all.

828
00:42:57,213 --> 00:42:58,614
-Uh, you should have seen it.
-Mm. Mm-hmm.

829
00:42:58,647 --> 00:43:01,250
The problem is my back
has really been playing up.

830
00:43:01,283 --> 00:43:03,652
Anyway, the-the plan is
to rent a U-Haul, and that way,

831
00:43:03,686 --> 00:43:05,621
-I'll be able to get all
the bodies... -Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

832
00:43:05,654 --> 00:43:08,290
You know what? It's so silly,
but you don't have to worry,

833
00:43:08,324 --> 00:43:11,427
um, and I-I won't bother you
with my-my problems.

834
00:43:11,460 --> 00:43:13,162
No, no.

835
00:43:13,195 --> 00:43:17,099
Please, tell me
all about your problems.

836
00:43:17,132 --> 00:43:21,770
Tell me all about
the gun-wielding criminals

837
00:43:21,804 --> 00:43:23,672
who came after you
for killing their men

838
00:43:23,706 --> 00:43:29,345
because you were protecting
so-called innocent people.

839
00:43:30,145 --> 00:43:32,281
I'm-I'm sorry.

840
00:43:32,314 --> 00:43:34,783
I'm sorry, Master.
I never meant to hurt you.

841
00:43:34,817 --> 00:43:37,520
Hurt me?

842
00:43:37,553 --> 00:43:39,522
Are you actually suggesting

843
00:43:39,555 --> 00:43:43,559
that anything you could do
would hurt...

844
00:43:43,592 --> 00:43:45,261
me?!

845
00:43:45,294 --> 00:43:47,062
No. No, no, no, no, no.
No, Master, I'm sorry.

846
00:43:47,096 --> 00:43:48,397
I didn't mean...
I didn't mean that.

847
00:43:48,430 --> 00:43:49,632
No, no, it's-it's all right.
It's all right.

848
00:43:49,665 --> 00:43:51,100
-Really?
-No, it's... Yeah.

849
00:43:51,133 --> 00:43:52,401
Let me explain
something to you, okay?

850
00:43:52,434 --> 00:43:55,237
-Okay.
-I was wrong about you.

851
00:43:55,271 --> 00:43:58,674
I should've realized
what you were capable of

852
00:43:58,707 --> 00:44:01,176
when you were so eager
to join me.

853
00:44:01,210 --> 00:44:02,845
I-I don't think I was eager.

854
00:44:02,878 --> 00:44:04,346
I think that you caught me
at a low moment

855
00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,814
-and you maybe manipulated me,
too. -No, no, no,

856
00:44:05,848 --> 00:44:07,650
-no, no... -And you just
caught me at a low moment

857
00:44:07,683 --> 00:44:09,685
-and used some of your power...
-...no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

858
00:44:09,718 --> 00:44:12,755
I use my power
for a lot of things,

859
00:44:12,788 --> 00:44:14,723
but I didn't need
to use it on you.

860
00:44:14,757 --> 00:44:17,226
You were a lawyer
who wanted to get rich

861
00:44:17,259 --> 00:44:19,261
off a real estate deal.

862
00:44:19,295 --> 00:44:21,163
You're the one who used me!

863
00:44:21,196 --> 00:44:25,167
You used my power
because you're a husk.

864
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,404
An empty void
that nothing can fill.

865
00:44:28,437 --> 00:44:33,175
The only thing that gave your
life any meaning was my power.

866
00:44:33,208 --> 00:44:36,278
The power you used
to bring me victims

867
00:44:36,312 --> 00:44:38,647
while you pretended
to be one yourself.

868
00:44:39,848 --> 00:44:43,452
However,
I'm the real victim here!

869
00:44:43,485 --> 00:44:47,289
I'm the one
you swore to protect!

870
00:44:48,591 --> 00:44:50,593
And you...

871
00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:52,461
abandoned me!

872
00:44:53,462 --> 00:44:54,763
No.

873
00:44:54,797 --> 00:44:56,599
That's not true.

874
00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:59,902
Just like you abandoned

875
00:44:59,936 --> 00:45:03,672
your wife and your daughter.

876
00:45:05,942 --> 00:45:07,710
That's not... I didn't...

877
00:45:07,743 --> 00:45:09,345
I didn't abandon them.

878
00:45:09,378 --> 00:45:12,916
Look into your own eyes,
Renfield.

879
00:45:12,949 --> 00:45:17,419
You're the monster, Renfield,
not me.

880
00:45:21,190 --> 00:45:23,125
It's you.

881
00:45:23,759 --> 00:45:26,195
No. No.

882
00:45:26,228 --> 00:45:29,598
That's enough. That's enough.

883
00:45:34,737 --> 00:45:35,738
What?

884
00:45:40,409 --> 00:45:42,645
I will no longer tolerate abuse.

885
00:45:44,580 --> 00:45:45,915
Stop laughing.

886
00:45:45,949 --> 00:45:47,549
I deserve love.

887
00:45:48,550 --> 00:45:49,852
I deserve happiness.

888
00:45:49,885 --> 00:45:52,321
You deserve only suffering.

889
00:45:53,422 --> 00:45:56,659
Um, oh. I know being undead,
it's a painful existence--

890
00:45:56,692 --> 00:45:59,261
it is-- and I empathize
with your pain.

891
00:45:59,294 --> 00:46:00,763
Oh, please. Illuminate me.

892
00:46:00,796 --> 00:46:02,264
Let me learn from you.

893
00:46:02,297 --> 00:46:05,801
I will find everyone
you have ever loved,

894
00:46:05,834 --> 00:46:08,270
and I will drain them.

895
00:46:08,303 --> 00:46:11,573
-I will reduce this... this...
-S-Studio apartment?

896
00:46:11,607 --> 00:46:14,911
...studio apartment
until it's ash!

897
00:46:14,944 --> 00:46:17,780
Uh... uh...

898
00:46:19,782 --> 00:46:21,583
Affirmations, affirmations.

899
00:46:21,617 --> 00:46:25,220
Uh, I'm enough, and, um,
I deserve some happiness.

900
00:46:25,254 --> 00:46:27,523
There is some other stuff
that I have to say.

901
00:46:27,556 --> 00:46:30,592
Who put these ideas
in your head?

902
00:46:36,732 --> 00:46:38,534
Of course.

903
00:46:43,439 --> 00:46:44,707
What?

904
00:46:50,546 --> 00:46:52,214
Shit.

905
00:46:53,782 --> 00:46:56,885
You think Doug was murdered?

906
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,488
I can't say for sure, but I...

907
00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:02,458
I hope he was fucking murdered.

908
00:47:02,491 --> 00:47:06,562
I hope he was torn to
itty-bitty pieces and then...

909
00:47:06,595 --> 00:47:10,332
I shouldn't be saying that
to a cop, right?

910
00:47:10,365 --> 00:47:12,668
Karla, margaritas are ready!

911
00:47:12,701 --> 00:47:14,803
Caitlyn! Oh, God. This...

912
00:47:14,837 --> 00:47:15,939
Try this.

913
00:47:15,972 --> 00:47:17,040
Are you Caitlyn Berggren?

914
00:47:17,073 --> 00:47:18,741
I can be anybody I want now.

915
00:47:18,774 --> 00:47:20,476
That's right. Yes, you can.

916
00:47:20,509 --> 00:47:23,378
Did you file a missing persons
report for Mitch Flaherty?

917
00:47:23,412 --> 00:47:25,314
-Maybe.
-Are you Caitlyn?

918
00:47:25,347 --> 00:47:26,782
H-How do you two
know each other?

919
00:47:26,815 --> 00:47:29,618
Um, from this support group
thing.

920
00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:32,387
Uh, for people addicted
to assholes.

921
00:47:33,722 --> 00:47:35,791
Assholes Anonymous.

922
00:47:35,824 --> 00:47:38,360
At the Livespring Church.

923
00:47:38,393 --> 00:47:42,498
I realized that
I can identify healthy love.

924
00:47:42,531 --> 00:47:45,701
I just don't think I deserve it.

925
00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,870
Um, and that's partially
the shame talking,

926
00:47:47,904 --> 00:47:49,038
but also the rash...

927
00:47:49,072 --> 00:47:50,539
Renfield?

928
00:47:50,572 --> 00:47:52,976
Can I get through
one fucking share, please?

929
00:47:53,009 --> 00:47:54,743
Is, uh... is everyone okay?

930
00:47:54,777 --> 00:47:56,478
-If that's what you want to
call it. -We're all fine.

931
00:47:56,512 --> 00:47:58,347
-What's going on?
What's going on? -We, uh...

932
00:47:58,380 --> 00:47:59,681
We need to leave. Now.

933
00:47:59,715 --> 00:48:01,550
I mean, where's the rule
that says we have to talk

934
00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,385
about our feelings in a gym?
Come on, please.

935
00:48:03,418 --> 00:48:05,621
Up. Up. Let's go somewhere safe
till morning.

936
00:48:05,654 --> 00:48:07,056
Come on, up.
Everybody, move. Come on.

937
00:48:07,090 --> 00:48:08,524
Renfield,
just take a deep breath.

938
00:48:08,557 --> 00:48:10,526
We are all fine. I promise...

939
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:12,427
Mark, we need to leave now.

940
00:48:12,461 --> 00:48:14,296
All right...

941
00:48:16,732 --> 00:48:20,869
Hi. Uh, are you here
for the meeting?

942
00:48:20,904 --> 00:48:22,337
Well, come on in.

943
00:48:22,371 --> 00:48:24,706
No! No! No!

944
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:47,763
You can leave your top hat
and cane by the door.

945
00:48:48,764 --> 00:48:50,332
Renfield.

946
00:48:51,935 --> 00:48:55,470
I'm...

947
00:48:55,504 --> 00:48:57,873
feeling much better.

948
00:49:01,610 --> 00:49:02,678
Don't.

949
00:49:02,711 --> 00:49:06,481
Would you like to introduce
yourself to the group?

950
00:49:08,017 --> 00:49:10,519
I'm the prince of Wallachia.

951
00:49:15,191 --> 00:49:18,660
Some call me the Dark One.

952
00:49:20,096 --> 00:49:22,865
Others, the Lord of Death.

953
00:49:27,502 --> 00:49:32,075
However, to most,

954
00:49:32,108 --> 00:49:35,644
I am known simply as...

955
00:49:35,677 --> 00:49:37,914
Renfield's boss!

956
00:49:50,193 --> 00:49:53,562
I am Dracula.

957
00:49:53,595 --> 00:49:55,564
Okay.
Obviously, we're dealing with

958
00:49:55,597 --> 00:49:57,633
a little bit more than
just narcissism here.

959
00:49:57,666 --> 00:49:58,968
Master.

960
00:49:59,002 --> 00:50:00,203
Please.

961
00:50:00,236 --> 00:50:02,571
I should never
have forsaken you.

962
00:50:08,211 --> 00:50:11,446
You could've had everything.

963
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,548
I gave you the choice between

964
00:50:13,582 --> 00:50:16,585
the power of a god

965
00:50:16,618 --> 00:50:20,822
and the pathetic desperation
of humanity.

966
00:50:22,724 --> 00:50:24,526
Why?

967
00:50:24,559 --> 00:50:27,796
Why would you choose this?

968
00:50:27,829 --> 00:50:29,865
Because...

969
00:50:31,633 --> 00:50:34,037
...that's what I am.

970
00:50:36,872 --> 00:50:39,242
Master, please.

971
00:50:39,275 --> 00:50:41,010
These are good people.

972
00:50:41,044 --> 00:50:45,681
Good. You've finally brought me
what I've been asking for.

973
00:50:47,183 --> 00:50:48,184
Let's eat.

974
00:50:48,217 --> 00:50:50,987
Please. Please. No.

975
00:50:51,020 --> 00:50:52,088
No!

976
00:50:54,123 --> 00:50:55,824
Please, Dracula!

977
00:51:23,752 --> 00:51:24,753
No.

978
00:51:26,155 --> 00:51:29,524
Oh, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

979
00:51:32,128 --> 00:51:35,999
There are some experiences

980
00:51:36,032 --> 00:51:38,800
worse than death, Renfield.

981
00:51:40,902 --> 00:51:44,140
Such as spending
the remaining years

982
00:51:44,173 --> 00:51:47,276
of your miserable life

983
00:51:47,310 --> 00:51:50,246
knowing all the depravity

984
00:51:50,279 --> 00:51:52,714
you've witnessed
in the last century

985
00:51:52,748 --> 00:51:56,885
will be nothing
compared to the suffering

986
00:51:56,919 --> 00:52:00,923
I'm going to unleash
on this world.

987
00:52:01,790 --> 00:52:04,793
The world you chose over mine.

988
00:52:06,628 --> 00:52:09,731
When I'm finished,
the entire human race,

989
00:52:09,765 --> 00:52:13,535
everyone you care about,
will suffer.

990
00:52:15,204 --> 00:52:17,806
Because you betrayed me.

991
00:52:41,264 --> 00:52:43,899
-Holy shit.
-Hands in the air.

992
00:52:50,739 --> 00:52:54,077
<i>I destroyed everything.</i>

993
00:52:55,078 --> 00:52:56,678
I'll call it in.

994
00:52:56,711 --> 00:52:59,348
<i>I thought</i>
<i>I could save these people</i>

995
00:52:59,382 --> 00:53:02,351
<i>by bringing Dracula</i>
<i>all of their monsters,</i>

996
00:53:02,385 --> 00:53:04,020
<i>but what I've really done is</i>

997
00:53:04,053 --> 00:53:07,090
<i>deliver my monster</i>
<i>right to them.</i>

998
00:53:09,658 --> 00:53:11,160
Did you call it in?

999
00:53:11,194 --> 00:53:13,029
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1000
00:53:36,385 --> 00:53:37,853
What the fuck?

1001
00:53:41,257 --> 00:53:43,159
I'm sorry, Rebecca.

1002
00:53:52,801 --> 00:53:54,370
It's okay.

1003
00:53:54,403 --> 00:53:56,738
This is not about you,
Miss Quincy.

1004
00:53:56,771 --> 00:53:59,075
It's about him.

1005
00:53:59,108 --> 00:54:01,944
I need to find out
what happened to Teddy

1006
00:54:01,978 --> 00:54:04,213
and punish those responsible.

1007
00:54:04,247 --> 00:54:06,882
You, of all people,
should understand that.

1008
00:54:07,749 --> 00:54:09,784
Well, I was gonna
take him to jail.

1009
00:54:09,818 --> 00:54:11,154
You all should come, too.

1010
00:54:11,187 --> 00:54:13,855
Look, Quincy,
this is a big arrest you made.

1011
00:54:13,889 --> 00:54:15,925
I want to offer you
a full promotion.

1012
00:54:15,958 --> 00:54:19,262
Right? Better hours, better pay,

1013
00:54:19,295 --> 00:54:22,198
better parking space--
in fact, Kyle's parking space.

1014
00:54:22,231 --> 00:54:24,766
-Uh, hey.
-Fuck you, Kyle!

1015
00:54:24,799 --> 00:54:26,135
Congratulations.

1016
00:54:26,169 --> 00:54:29,838
I know this is not exactly
what you were hoping for,

1017
00:54:29,871 --> 00:54:35,677
but success really is
the best revenge.

1018
00:54:53,129 --> 00:54:54,696
Okay.

1019
00:55:04,207 --> 00:55:06,209
Fuck!

1020
00:55:13,983 --> 00:55:16,953
I want the whole city activated.

1021
00:55:16,986 --> 00:55:18,221
Find them.

1022
00:55:18,254 --> 00:55:20,289
<i>Attention, all officers.</i>

1023
00:55:20,323 --> 00:55:23,292
<i>Officer Rebecca Quincy</i>
<i>is now a wanted fugitive.</i>

1024
00:55:23,326 --> 00:55:26,462
<i>She and her male accomplice are</i>
<i>armed and extremely dangerous.</i>

1025
00:55:26,495 --> 00:55:27,964
<i>Officer Rebecca Quincy</i>

1026
00:55:27,997 --> 00:55:29,265
<i>and one unknown assailant.</i>

1027
00:55:29,298 --> 00:55:31,267
<i>Proceed with deadly force.</i>

1028
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,109
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1029
00:55:40,142 --> 00:55:41,911
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

1030
00:55:41,944 --> 00:55:44,247
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

1031
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:46,983
Wait. No, no, no, no, no.

1032
00:55:48,417 --> 00:55:51,554
This crime family of yours,

1033
00:55:51,587 --> 00:55:54,257
would it enjoy witnessing

1034
00:55:54,290 --> 00:55:57,927
the beheading of its enemies

1035
00:55:57,960 --> 00:56:03,232
and the impalement
of all who oppose it?

1036
00:56:04,133 --> 00:56:06,135
That's-that's...
that's, like, our...

1037
00:56:06,168 --> 00:56:08,571
that's, like,
our whole thing, man.

1038
00:56:08,604 --> 00:56:11,274
And can the family
raise me soldiers?

1039
00:56:11,307 --> 00:56:14,210
We can... I can make
a couple calls, yeah.

1040
00:56:14,243 --> 00:56:18,547
Whatever pain
Renfield caused you,

1041
00:56:18,581 --> 00:56:22,118
I will return 10,000-fold.

1042
00:56:23,085 --> 00:56:27,323
I will unleash an army of death

1043
00:56:27,356 --> 00:56:30,459
whilst warming my skin

1044
00:56:30,493 --> 00:56:35,398
next to mountains
of burning corpses.

1045
00:56:39,435 --> 00:56:41,937
How does that sound to you?

1046
00:56:46,909 --> 00:56:50,146
It sounds like
you got to meet my mom.

1047
00:57:00,089 --> 00:57:02,325
Are you happy,
or are you gonna fuck me up?

1048
00:57:15,237 --> 00:57:16,906
How are you feeling?

1049
00:57:17,573 --> 00:57:19,041
Hope you're hungry.

1050
00:57:20,343 --> 00:57:22,111
It's okay.

1051
00:57:22,144 --> 00:57:25,247
It's okay, your gun and phone
are on the side right there.

1052
00:57:26,315 --> 00:57:29,151
I'm just gonna... gonna
set these down right here.

1053
00:57:29,185 --> 00:57:30,486
There we go.

1054
00:57:30,519 --> 00:57:32,355
-Where am I?
-My place.

1055
00:57:32,388 --> 00:57:34,090
It's not an abduction.

1056
00:57:34,123 --> 00:57:37,326
In fact, uh, you know, I'm very
much still in your custody.

1057
00:57:38,994 --> 00:57:40,229
Mind if I sit?

1058
00:57:47,536 --> 00:57:49,905
Snickerdoodle?

1059
00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:53,509
I don't want
your murder cookies.

1060
00:57:53,542 --> 00:57:55,911
They're just regular cookies.

1061
00:57:55,945 --> 00:57:57,380
Well, I don't know what
"regular cookies" means

1062
00:57:57,413 --> 00:57:58,647
to a murderer.

1063
00:57:58,681 --> 00:58:01,250
Um, I don't really
know that, either.

1064
00:58:01,283 --> 00:58:02,585
Ooh. Careful.

1065
00:58:02,618 --> 00:58:04,253
-You should just rest up.
-Oh. Okay.

1066
00:58:04,286 --> 00:58:05,187
-You okay?
-Yes.

1067
00:58:05,221 --> 00:58:07,189
Give me the...
give me the murder cookie.

1068
00:58:07,223 --> 00:58:09,225
-Oh, yeah. -Just not the one
that looks like shit.

1069
00:58:09,258 --> 00:58:11,394
I don't know which one
you think looks like shit.

1070
00:58:11,427 --> 00:58:13,396
Thank you.

1071
00:58:15,297 --> 00:58:17,433
Listen, I feel like I should
give you an explanation.

1072
00:58:17,466 --> 00:58:19,268
No explanation necessary.

1073
00:58:19,301 --> 00:58:23,272
I don't want you to think of me
as some kind of... murderer,

1074
00:58:23,305 --> 00:58:27,376
when it's really
much more nuanced than that.

1075
00:58:27,410 --> 00:58:29,311
You know, if you just
hear me out for a second,

1076
00:58:29,345 --> 00:58:31,981
then you'll understand I'm...
I'm not such a bad guy.

1077
00:58:32,014 --> 00:58:33,649
I don't give a shit
what kind of guy you are.

1078
00:58:33,682 --> 00:58:35,418
Okay, there's no need
to be mean.

1079
00:58:35,451 --> 00:58:36,719
Excuse me?

1080
00:58:36,752 --> 00:58:38,387
I saved your life. Twice.

1081
00:58:38,421 --> 00:58:40,222
I'm not saying we need
to be friends, but you're in

1082
00:58:40,256 --> 00:58:42,324
a lot of shit right now,
and there's a very good chance

1083
00:58:42,358 --> 00:58:44,226
I might be the only person
you can actually trust.

1084
00:58:44,260 --> 00:58:48,230
The fact that you are
the only person that I can trust

1085
00:58:48,264 --> 00:58:51,066
just proves that I am
monumentally fucked.

1086
00:58:51,100 --> 00:58:52,601
Well, maybe you're fucked
because of

1087
00:58:52,635 --> 00:58:54,503
-your unresolved anger.
-What?!

1088
00:58:54,537 --> 00:58:57,139
I'm no psychologist, but I've
been to a couple of meetings...

1089
00:58:57,173 --> 00:58:58,707
Oh, you've-you've been
to some meetings? Yeah?

1090
00:58:58,741 --> 00:59:00,976
Where the people come in,
they're like, "Oh, hi.

1091
00:59:01,010 --> 00:59:03,078
How you doing?"
Drink some coffee,

1092
00:59:03,112 --> 00:59:04,613
then get brutally
fucking murdered?

1093
00:59:04,647 --> 00:59:05,981
Those meetings?

1094
00:59:06,015 --> 00:59:08,083
Uh, yes. Those meetings.

1095
00:59:08,717 --> 00:59:10,453
You know what?

1096
00:59:10,486 --> 00:59:12,021
I am angry.

1097
00:59:12,054 --> 00:59:14,123
I graduated top of my class,

1098
00:59:14,156 --> 00:59:16,625
and I'm still working
DUI checkpoints

1099
00:59:16,659 --> 00:59:19,462
in a town with
daiquiri drive-throughs.

1100
00:59:19,495 --> 00:59:22,731
I bust my ass
for a city that is corrupt

1101
00:59:22,765 --> 00:59:24,733
and lets the people
that killed my father

1102
00:59:24,767 --> 00:59:26,469
get away with anything
they want to do.

1103
00:59:26,502 --> 00:59:29,472
But unlike you,
I can't go and take out my anger

1104
00:59:29,505 --> 00:59:33,042
by killing every asshole on the
street who I think deserves it.

1105
00:59:33,642 --> 00:59:36,345
I'm sorry. That sounds...

1106
00:59:36,378 --> 00:59:38,214
painful and, um...

1107
00:59:41,484 --> 00:59:44,453
I'm not taking out my anger,
if you'd let me explain.

1108
00:59:44,487 --> 00:59:45,754
Please.

1109
00:59:45,788 --> 00:59:47,423
Okay.

1110
00:59:49,525 --> 00:59:51,093
By all means.

1111
00:59:56,065 --> 00:59:57,766
I work for Dracula.

1112
00:59:57,800 --> 00:59:59,535
What?

1113
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:01,237
Dracula.

1114
01:00:02,238 --> 01:00:03,105
Dracula?

1115
01:00:03,138 --> 01:00:05,708
-Dracula.
-Count Dracula?

1116
01:00:05,741 --> 01:00:08,143
No, no. President Dracula.

1117
01:00:08,177 --> 01:00:10,112
Yes, of co... Yes. Sorry.

1118
01:00:10,145 --> 01:00:12,114
Count Dracula.
I'm... I'm his familiar.

1119
01:00:12,147 --> 01:00:13,649
I-I... you know,
I tend to his needs,

1120
01:00:13,682 --> 01:00:16,418
including care, feeding,
uh, you know,

1121
01:00:16,452 --> 01:00:19,221
anything especially during
the daylight hours.

1122
01:00:19,255 --> 01:00:22,191
Like, you get Dracula
people to eat?

1123
01:00:22,224 --> 01:00:24,460
I do other stuff, too.

1124
01:00:24,493 --> 01:00:26,595
Like what? Wash his cape?

1125
01:00:26,629 --> 01:00:28,097
No.

1126
01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,598
It's dry-clean only.

1127
01:00:31,166 --> 01:00:33,135
My God.

1128
01:00:33,168 --> 01:00:37,339
I cannot believe
I bought into your bullshit.

1129
01:00:38,173 --> 01:00:39,675
You're not a hero.

1130
01:00:39,708 --> 01:00:41,377
You're not even a villain.

1131
01:00:41,410 --> 01:00:44,613
You're just a guy
that kills random people.

1132
01:00:49,518 --> 01:00:51,153
What?

1133
01:00:51,186 --> 01:00:53,088
Rebecca, you were right.

1134
01:00:53,122 --> 01:00:55,124
I ran that pen through Interpol.

1135
01:00:55,157 --> 01:00:56,859
This is beyond the Lobos.

1136
01:00:56,892 --> 01:00:59,228
Whoever's responsible
for those disappearances

1137
01:00:59,261 --> 01:01:01,163
has been linked to cases
all over the world

1138
01:01:01,196 --> 01:01:03,265
going back decades.

1139
01:01:03,299 --> 01:01:06,869
If this is the same guy,
he's probably 70 or 80 years old

1140
01:01:06,902 --> 01:01:09,572
and he might be
the most prolific serial killer

1141
01:01:09,605 --> 01:01:11,206
the world has ever known.

1142
01:01:11,240 --> 01:01:12,541
So, where are you?

1143
01:01:12,575 --> 01:01:15,411
Where am I? Um...

1144
01:01:15,444 --> 01:01:17,179
I'm-I'm at his...
I'm at his place.

1145
01:01:17,212 --> 01:01:18,714
But-but it's-it's okay
because he's-he's in...

1146
01:01:18,747 --> 01:01:19,815
-he's in my custody.
-What?

1147
01:01:19,848 --> 01:01:22,184
And he made me some cookies.

1148
01:01:22,217 --> 01:01:23,586
You didn't eat the cookies,
did you?

1149
01:01:23,619 --> 01:01:27,289
No. I don't eat the cookies
of strange men.

1150
01:01:27,323 --> 01:01:29,158
Okay. Well, I'm gonna head
over there with my team.

1151
01:01:29,191 --> 01:01:31,126
No, no, no. Don't.
I need to get him to you.

1152
01:01:31,160 --> 01:01:32,361
The Lobos are after him, too.

1153
01:01:32,394 --> 01:01:33,796
I don't know who we can trust.

1154
01:01:33,829 --> 01:01:35,531
Meet me at Café Du Monde
in 20 minutes.

1155
01:01:35,564 --> 01:01:39,234
Okay, just...
please be careful, Rebecca.

1156
01:01:40,169 --> 01:01:42,104
You, too.

1157
01:02:08,464 --> 01:02:10,232
Oh, shit.

1158
01:02:10,265 --> 01:02:11,600
Go, go.

1159
01:02:16,538 --> 01:02:18,507
All units,
you have a green light.

1160
01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:19,608
Commence attack.

1161
01:02:31,387 --> 01:02:33,288
We need to find a bug. Now.

1162
01:02:35,691 --> 01:02:36,892
Why?

1163
01:02:36,926 --> 01:02:38,427
Their life force gives me power.

1164
01:02:38,460 --> 01:02:39,929
Their life force
gives you power?

1165
01:02:39,963 --> 01:02:41,463
Yes. It's confusing,
but trust me, it works.

1166
01:02:41,497 --> 01:02:43,365
Any second now,
a shit ton of guys

1167
01:02:43,399 --> 01:02:45,601
are coming up those stairs,
and if you want me to do

1168
01:02:45,634 --> 01:02:48,303
what I did at the restaurant,
we need to find a bug now.

1169
01:02:48,337 --> 01:02:51,306
-You two, with me.
-Go, go, go.

1170
01:02:52,241 --> 01:02:53,676
Come on.
A juicy spider, anything.

1171
01:02:54,677 --> 01:02:56,679
Yes!

1172
01:02:56,712 --> 01:02:58,681
Give me that!

1173
01:03:04,887 --> 01:03:06,789
You're a bad man, Mr. Renfield!

1174
01:03:07,957 --> 01:03:09,625
Yeah, well...

1175
01:03:11,293 --> 01:03:13,262
Sometimes that comes in handy.

1176
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,702
♪ I want to live
in a new dimension ♪

1177
01:03:19,735 --> 01:03:22,504
♪ Take a rocket ship
without no suspension ♪

1178
01:03:22,538 --> 01:03:25,407
♪ I want to live
in a world where I ♪

1179
01:03:25,441 --> 01:03:27,776
♪ Can be who I am
without having to try ♪

1180
01:03:27,810 --> 01:03:30,312
♪ Mum, Dad, let me breathe ♪

1181
01:03:30,345 --> 01:03:32,715
♪ Let me be free
to come off my feet ♪

1182
01:03:32,748 --> 01:03:34,783
♪ When you're making a baby
in missionary ♪

1183
01:03:34,817 --> 01:03:38,821
♪ Be prepared to accept them
for what they're gonna be ♪

1184
01:03:46,062 --> 01:03:48,330
-Ooh.
-That son of a bitch can fly?

1185
01:03:48,363 --> 01:03:50,766
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1186
01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:53,335
♪ You're inside my head,
you're inside my head ♪

1187
01:03:53,368 --> 01:03:56,305
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1188
01:03:56,338 --> 01:03:57,873
♪ We got something left,
yeah, yeah ♪

1189
01:03:57,907 --> 01:03:59,008
♪ Each other... ♪

1190
01:04:00,977 --> 01:04:02,045
-Oh, shit!
-Whoa.

1191
01:04:02,078 --> 01:04:04,413
-Oh, shit!
-Oh, shit.

1192
01:04:04,446 --> 01:04:06,482
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1193
01:04:06,515 --> 01:04:08,017
♪ We got something left ♪

1194
01:04:08,051 --> 01:04:10,019
♪ Yeah, yeah, each other ♪

1195
01:04:12,321 --> 01:04:14,623
♪ I got a travel ban
from this planet ♪

1196
01:04:14,656 --> 01:04:17,359
♪ They locked me in a room
with a man with no manners ♪

1197
01:04:17,392 --> 01:04:19,528
♪ We don't care if you're Black
or you're white ♪

1198
01:04:19,561 --> 01:04:22,498
♪ Asian or
sexually intertwined ♪

1199
01:04:22,531 --> 01:04:24,767
♪ It's time to take a look
at the world through our eyes ♪

1200
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,336
♪ If you stick around,
you may like what you find ♪

1201
01:04:27,369 --> 01:04:29,906
♪ Take two from me
and you start to divide ♪

1202
01:04:29,939 --> 01:04:31,074
♪ It'll give you
all the energy ♪

1203
01:04:31,107 --> 01:04:33,475
♪ Times it by five ♪

1204
01:04:41,084 --> 01:04:42,651
♪ 'Cause they'll never know
where you were coming from ♪

1205
01:04:42,684 --> 01:04:45,387
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1206
01:04:45,420 --> 01:04:47,523
♪ You're inside my head,
you're inside my head ♪

1207
01:04:47,556 --> 01:04:50,093
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1208
01:04:50,126 --> 01:04:52,694
♪ We got something left,
yeah, yeah, each other ♪

1209
01:04:52,728 --> 01:04:54,630
♪ Super dead kids
with super dead friends ♪

1210
01:04:54,663 --> 01:04:58,567
♪ You're inside my head,
you're inside my head. ♪

1211
01:05:23,425 --> 01:05:25,094
You know when
something crazy happens

1212
01:05:25,128 --> 01:05:26,595
and someone's like,

1213
01:05:26,628 --> 01:05:28,131
"I'm so sorry
you had to see that"?

1214
01:05:28,164 --> 01:05:29,966
-Mm.
-And the other person's like,

1215
01:05:29,999 --> 01:05:31,968
"It's okay,
I've seen way worse"?

1216
01:05:32,001 --> 01:05:33,735
Yeah.

1217
01:05:34,971 --> 01:05:38,440
Everything I saw you do today
is gonna be my "way worse."

1218
01:05:38,473 --> 01:05:40,843
This shit's gotten
completely out of control.

1219
01:05:40,876 --> 01:05:42,477
And for what? Teddy?

1220
01:05:42,511 --> 01:05:44,080
He's a freaking idiot.

1221
01:05:44,113 --> 01:05:46,748
I'm sorry, Bella, but I'm out.

1222
01:05:46,782 --> 01:05:48,117
Get the fuck out my way.

1223
01:05:48,151 --> 01:05:50,485
This whole family
is fucking nuts.

1224
01:05:50,519 --> 01:05:52,121
Oh, hey.
I was just talking about...

1225
01:06:00,129 --> 01:06:02,531
Looks like he's back in.

1226
01:06:02,564 --> 01:06:03,799
Son.

1227
01:06:03,832 --> 01:06:05,969
Oh, Mom.

1228
01:06:06,002 --> 01:06:07,569
Where have you been?

1229
01:06:07,603 --> 01:06:09,738
Oh, I've been getting my hands
real fucking dirty.

1230
01:06:09,771 --> 01:06:11,874
Come here.
I got to show you someone.

1231
01:06:20,216 --> 01:06:22,952
Right there.
Put it down right there.

1232
01:06:22,986 --> 01:06:25,420
Right in front of the head.

1233
01:06:40,836 --> 01:06:43,172
It's fucking Dracula!

1234
01:06:43,206 --> 01:06:45,975
It's the real fucking Dracula!

1235
01:06:46,009 --> 01:06:47,809
Fuck, man!

1236
01:06:47,843 --> 01:06:50,113
He wants to take over
the world with us.

1237
01:06:50,146 --> 01:06:53,182
Hello, Mr. Dracula.

1238
01:06:53,216 --> 01:06:56,785
Or should I say Prince Dracula?

1239
01:06:56,818 --> 01:06:58,221
<i>Enchantée.</i>

1240
01:06:58,254 --> 01:07:00,990
The pleasure is all mine.

1241
01:07:02,959 --> 01:07:05,061
We have much to discuss.

1242
01:07:05,094 --> 01:07:06,930
Oh.

1243
01:07:06,963 --> 01:07:08,597
Okay.

1244
01:07:09,531 --> 01:07:11,200
<i>God, I hope</i>
<i>my sister gets here soon.</i>

1245
01:07:11,234 --> 01:07:13,002
<i>There's a lot of heat on us.</i>

1246
01:07:13,036 --> 01:07:15,671
<i>I took my family</i>
<i>to a place like this in London</i>

1247
01:07:15,704 --> 01:07:17,941
<i>the morning I left</i>
<i>for Dracula's castle.</i>

1248
01:07:17,974 --> 01:07:19,675
You had a family?

1249
01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:21,077
I did.

1250
01:07:21,110 --> 01:07:24,579
Um, it was a... a long time ago.

1251
01:07:25,915 --> 01:07:27,683
A really long time ago.

1252
01:07:27,716 --> 01:07:29,685
Yeah, I'm older than I look.

1253
01:07:29,718 --> 01:07:31,553
That's Lilian.
She was five then.

1254
01:07:31,586 --> 01:07:33,189
I thought going to Europe

1255
01:07:33,222 --> 01:07:34,790
to make some big deal
with a count

1256
01:07:34,823 --> 01:07:37,592
would give us
the life we deserved.

1257
01:07:38,995 --> 01:07:41,264
Or, um...

1258
01:07:41,297 --> 01:07:43,465
what I thought I deserved.

1259
01:07:45,234 --> 01:07:48,837
I let them down in so many ways.

1260
01:07:54,576 --> 01:07:57,846
You know,
that's his greatest power.

1261
01:07:57,879 --> 01:08:00,716
He looks into your eyes
and finds

1262
01:08:00,749 --> 01:08:04,619
what you think you need
to make your life whole.

1263
01:08:04,653 --> 01:08:07,589
Your... your dreams
and your desires

1264
01:08:07,622 --> 01:08:12,028
and your... greed.

1265
01:08:13,129 --> 01:08:14,730
Your shame.

1266
01:08:14,763 --> 01:08:20,103
I blamed him for forcing me
to abandon my family,

1267
01:08:20,136 --> 01:08:22,738
but that... that's not true.

1268
01:08:22,771 --> 01:08:24,873
I...

1269
01:08:24,907 --> 01:08:28,911
I wanted all those things,
and I chose to follow him.

1270
01:08:28,945 --> 01:08:30,146
I'm not a victim. I'm...

1271
01:08:30,179 --> 01:08:33,049
I made all those mistakes
on my own.

1272
01:08:34,883 --> 01:08:37,686
Look, I don't think
you're such a bad guy.

1273
01:08:38,754 --> 01:08:40,722
Life throws
a lot of shit at you,

1274
01:08:40,756 --> 01:08:42,758
but sometimes
you fall under the thrall

1275
01:08:42,791 --> 01:08:44,760
of a vampire for a few decades,

1276
01:08:44,793 --> 01:08:48,663
and sometimes you call
your sister an unbearable twat

1277
01:08:48,697 --> 01:08:51,200
at Grandma's birthday party.

1278
01:08:53,102 --> 01:08:56,172
You should make things right
with your sister while you can.

1279
01:08:56,205 --> 01:08:57,672
Hmm?

1280
01:08:59,075 --> 01:09:01,077
Speaking of.

1281
01:09:03,379 --> 01:09:05,680
I'm gonna call her.

1282
01:09:08,884 --> 01:09:10,819
<i>Renfield. It's so wonderful</i>

1283
01:09:10,852 --> 01:09:12,788
<i>that you have finally</i>
<i>found someone</i>

1284
01:09:12,821 --> 01:09:17,260
<i>who does inspire you</i>
<i>to grow as a person.</i>

1285
01:09:17,293 --> 01:09:18,827
Hey, where are you?

1286
01:09:18,860 --> 01:09:20,363
<i>I have found some people</i>

1287
01:09:20,396 --> 01:09:22,664
<i>who will unleash my potential</i>
<i>as well.</i>

1288
01:09:22,697 --> 01:09:24,766
<i>They understand this world</i>

1289
01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:28,004
<i>for what it is</i>
<i>and what it needs.</i>

1290
01:09:28,037 --> 01:09:31,374
Hello, Rebecca.

1291
01:09:31,407 --> 01:09:33,076
Looking for someone?

1292
01:09:33,109 --> 01:09:34,643
Where's my sister?

1293
01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:37,679
I offered you so much, Rebecca,

1294
01:09:37,712 --> 01:09:41,683
but you put your faith
in such fragile institutions

1295
01:09:41,716 --> 01:09:45,221
instead of something
far more enduring.

1296
01:09:45,254 --> 01:09:47,090
We've got your sister.

1297
01:09:47,123 --> 01:09:49,591
She doesn't have much time.

1298
01:09:50,293 --> 01:09:52,727
Rebecca, where are you going?

1299
01:09:52,761 --> 01:09:54,830
-To get my sister.
-Rebecca, you don't understand.

1300
01:09:54,863 --> 01:09:57,033
It's not just the Lobos. It's...

1301
01:09:57,066 --> 01:09:58,700
Dracula is with them.

1302
01:09:58,733 --> 01:10:01,104
-Fine. I'll go myself.
-Look, please.

1303
01:10:01,137 --> 01:10:02,771
I tried to stand up to him,

1304
01:10:02,804 --> 01:10:06,842
and he killed people
I cared about.

1305
01:10:06,875 --> 01:10:09,112
I can't let that happen again.

1306
01:10:09,145 --> 01:10:11,414
You want to be a hero, Renfield?

1307
01:10:11,447 --> 01:10:13,382
You have to risk everything.

1308
01:10:13,416 --> 01:10:16,119
And as someone
that cares about you,

1309
01:10:16,152 --> 01:10:19,088
you're never really gonna
be free until you face him.

1310
01:10:19,122 --> 01:10:20,789
You care about me?

1311
01:10:20,822 --> 01:10:22,425
Is that what it takes
to get you in the car?

1312
01:10:22,458 --> 01:10:24,260
All right,
if we're gonna do this,

1313
01:10:24,293 --> 01:10:27,263
we need to prepare, and
we need to do it before sunset.

1314
01:10:27,296 --> 01:10:28,965
I'm ready to do it before lunch.

1315
01:10:28,998 --> 01:10:30,732
Okay.

1316
01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:32,868
<i>Let's face it,</i>
<i>they know we're coming,</i>

1317
01:10:32,901 --> 01:10:34,870
<i>so let's go in style.</i>

1318
01:10:36,705 --> 01:10:38,874
Yeah, just guns won't be enough.

1319
01:10:40,476 --> 01:10:44,280
<i>I'm gonna need bugs--</i>
<i>lots of bugs--</i>

1320
01:10:44,313 --> 01:10:46,015
wooden stakes,

1321
01:10:46,048 --> 01:10:48,017
uh, crucifixes,

1322
01:10:48,050 --> 01:10:50,685
and, uh,
maybe a protection circle.

1323
01:10:50,719 --> 01:10:51,954
What the fuck is
a protection circle?

1324
01:10:51,988 --> 01:10:53,822
It's a circle
made of powder that--

1325
01:10:53,855 --> 01:10:56,025
it-it traps demons
if you say the right,

1326
01:10:56,058 --> 01:10:58,361
-uh, Latin stuff.
-Forget it.

1327
01:10:58,394 --> 01:11:01,197
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na,
na-na, na-na ♪

1328
01:11:01,230 --> 01:11:03,732
♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na... ♪

1329
01:11:03,765 --> 01:11:06,435
Oh, once it's dark,
it'll be too late.

1330
01:11:08,938 --> 01:11:12,041
Can you maybe
save that for later?

1331
01:11:12,074 --> 01:11:13,775
Oh, sorry.

1332
01:11:13,808 --> 01:11:16,078
-It's all in...
-Is it in my teeth?

1333
01:11:16,112 --> 01:11:17,980
It is in every tooth.

1334
01:11:18,014 --> 01:11:20,782
-♪ Dress like a sleeper cell ♪
-♪ Na, na-na-na, na-na-na ♪

1335
01:11:20,815 --> 01:11:22,451
♪ I'd rather go to hell ♪

1336
01:11:22,485 --> 01:11:24,420
♪ Pull this pin,
let this world explode. ♪

1337
01:11:24,453 --> 01:11:26,888
Uh...

1338
01:11:28,491 --> 01:11:31,260
No matter what happens
in there, ju...

1339
01:11:33,895 --> 01:11:35,998
Make sure you save your sister.

1340
01:11:46,375 --> 01:11:48,945
Must be nice...

1341
01:11:48,978 --> 01:11:52,114
not needing to be invited in.

1342
01:11:52,148 --> 01:11:54,783
Wait a second. Wait a second.
Don't I know you?

1343
01:11:54,816 --> 01:11:57,186
Because you look so...

1344
01:12:03,025 --> 01:12:04,927
...familiar.

1345
01:12:54,310 --> 01:12:56,012
Afternoon, Officer.

1346
01:12:56,845 --> 01:12:58,314
Shit. I'm out.

1347
01:12:59,915 --> 01:13:02,318
You think I need guns
to fuck you up?

1348
01:13:02,351 --> 01:13:04,320
Let's do this. What the fuck?

1349
01:13:18,601 --> 01:13:20,336
Fuck!

1350
01:13:24,974 --> 01:13:27,376
You should've taken my offer
when you had the chance.

1351
01:13:28,611 --> 01:13:30,179
Now the only choice
you're gonna get

1352
01:13:30,212 --> 01:13:33,082
is which one of your limbs
I'm gonna tear off first!

1353
01:13:33,549 --> 01:13:35,217
Go!

1354
01:13:36,352 --> 01:13:38,020
No!

1355
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:48,130
Oh, this must drive you crazy--
him choosing me over you.

1356
01:13:48,164 --> 01:13:50,166
I don't really have
strong feelings about it.

1357
01:13:50,199 --> 01:13:52,435
I'm clearly the yin
to your yang.

1358
01:13:52,468 --> 01:13:53,969
We've barely met twice.

1359
01:13:54,003 --> 01:13:55,837
You patronizing piece of shit!

1360
01:13:58,607 --> 01:14:01,377
Oh, my goodness.

1361
01:14:01,410 --> 01:14:03,379
You almost scared me.

1362
01:14:03,412 --> 01:14:04,547
Where's my sister?

1363
01:14:04,580 --> 01:14:06,015
Oh, that.

1364
01:14:06,048 --> 01:14:07,483
One moment, please.

1365
01:14:07,516 --> 01:14:10,019
I need to set the mood first.

1366
01:14:24,533 --> 01:14:26,335
Hello, Rebecca.

1367
01:14:28,404 --> 01:14:29,505
Don't worry.

1368
01:14:29,538 --> 01:14:31,440
I won't hurt you.

1369
01:14:31,474 --> 01:14:34,009
It's nice to finally meet you.

1370
01:14:35,544 --> 01:14:40,316
I can only imagine what
you might have heard about me

1371
01:14:40,349 --> 01:14:42,418
from poor Renfield.

1372
01:14:42,451 --> 01:14:46,255
Besides making him bring you
people to eat?

1373
01:14:46,288 --> 01:14:52,294
Well, we did have
a complicated relationship.

1374
01:14:53,429 --> 01:14:56,932
However, when I saw you
through his eyes,

1375
01:14:56,966 --> 01:15:00,269
I knew I had
to make things right.

1376
01:15:00,302 --> 01:15:02,671
Having Dracula powers
is fucking amazing.

1377
01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:05,374
Stop saying "Dracula powers."

1378
01:15:06,409 --> 01:15:08,411
Fine. What do you call it?

1379
01:15:08,444 --> 01:15:10,045
It's a curse.

1380
01:15:11,046 --> 01:15:14,216
God, you're such
a fucking drama queen.

1381
01:15:15,384 --> 01:15:17,620
Would you please listen?

1382
01:15:17,653 --> 01:15:19,422
They come with a cost, okay?

1383
01:15:19,455 --> 01:15:21,056
You'll become his slave.

1384
01:15:21,090 --> 01:15:24,326
See, that's where you're wrong,
because Master told me...

1385
01:15:25,494 --> 01:15:26,595
Shit.

1386
01:15:26,629 --> 01:15:28,264
Mm-hmm.

1387
01:15:30,099 --> 01:15:34,336
For half a millennium,
I've seen only weakness

1388
01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:36,939
in the hearts of men.

1389
01:15:38,741 --> 01:15:43,479
And then I looked into yours.

1390
01:15:48,017 --> 01:15:53,255
Renfield used only
the smallest taste of my power

1391
01:15:53,289 --> 01:15:55,458
to do what he thought was good.

1392
01:15:55,491 --> 01:16:00,262
Imagine what I could do,
Rebecca, with you by my side.

1393
01:16:00,296 --> 01:16:03,032
We could bring
the justice you seek

1394
01:16:03,065 --> 01:16:05,534
to those who've escaped it
for too long.

1395
01:16:15,077 --> 01:16:18,514
And I can heal your sister.

1396
01:16:22,318 --> 01:16:26,088
My blood will bring her back.

1397
01:16:26,789 --> 01:16:28,224
No.

1398
01:16:28,257 --> 01:16:30,292
Say the word, Rebecca,

1399
01:16:30,326 --> 01:16:34,129
and I will undo
what the Lobos have done.

1400
01:16:34,163 --> 01:16:36,599
All I ask in exchange...

1401
01:16:39,802 --> 01:16:43,272
...is for you

1402
01:16:43,305 --> 01:16:45,441
to join me.

1403
01:16:45,474 --> 01:16:46,709
No, don't listen to him.

1404
01:16:46,742 --> 01:16:49,445
He said the same shit to me.

1405
01:16:58,387 --> 01:17:00,022
Can you save her?

1406
01:17:00,656 --> 01:17:02,324
Yes.

1407
01:17:08,163 --> 01:17:09,665
What did he call you again?

1408
01:17:09,698 --> 01:17:11,066
An empty fucking husk?

1409
01:17:11,100 --> 01:17:12,801
See, that... that is why

1410
01:17:12,835 --> 01:17:14,770
Dracula and I work
so well together.

1411
01:17:14,803 --> 01:17:16,539
I'm a full husk,

1412
01:17:16,572 --> 01:17:18,474
full of everything you're not.

1413
01:17:18,507 --> 01:17:22,044
Strength, power, loyalty!

1414
01:17:35,858 --> 01:17:37,726
Her time is running out.

1415
01:17:37,760 --> 01:17:38,827
Oh, join me.

1416
01:17:38,861 --> 01:17:40,362
Don't.

1417
01:17:42,798 --> 01:17:45,634
I told you,
this is what he does.

1418
01:17:45,668 --> 01:17:47,236
So what?

1419
01:17:47,870 --> 01:17:49,772
I lost my dad.

1420
01:17:49,805 --> 01:17:51,540
I can't lose my sister.

1421
01:17:55,544 --> 01:17:58,247
And if he can give her
back to me...

1422
01:17:59,882 --> 01:18:02,251
...I don't care
if I lose myself.

1423
01:18:03,352 --> 01:18:05,187
You were wrong about him.

1424
01:18:05,220 --> 01:18:07,156
He's not a monster.

1425
01:18:07,189 --> 01:18:10,225
He wants to be better, like you.

1426
01:18:10,893 --> 01:18:12,628
Maybe I can help.

1427
01:18:13,662 --> 01:18:17,299
In all the darkness,
I can find the light.

1428
01:18:33,449 --> 01:18:34,550
Shit.

1429
01:19:38,847 --> 01:19:40,349
That was impressive.

1430
01:19:41,850 --> 01:19:45,888
I can see what Renfield saw...

1431
01:19:45,922 --> 01:19:47,823
in you.

1432
01:19:52,327 --> 01:19:55,497
Now he'll see it go into me.

1433
01:20:08,044 --> 01:20:10,245
Congratulations.

1434
01:20:10,279 --> 01:20:11,915
You shot my foot.

1435
01:20:11,948 --> 01:20:15,784
Your foot still bleeds.

1436
01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:25,627
Die!

1437
01:20:32,401 --> 01:20:34,770
No! Oh, no!

1438
01:20:41,510 --> 01:20:45,848
You can't take my teeth.

1439
01:20:48,383 --> 01:20:51,520
You see, there will always
be people like you.

1440
01:20:51,553 --> 01:20:54,757
There are far more Renfields
in this world

1441
01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:56,492
than there are Rebeccas.

1442
01:20:56,525 --> 01:20:57,961
<i>He's right.</i>

1443
01:20:57,994 --> 01:21:00,029
<i>There are millions</i>
<i>of people like me.</i>

1444
01:21:00,063 --> 01:21:01,064
I am enough...

1445
01:21:01,097 --> 01:21:02,898
<i>And they're all</i>

1446
01:21:02,932 --> 01:21:04,500
<i>trying to figure out</i>

1447
01:21:04,533 --> 01:21:06,702
<i>how to overcome</i>
<i>their destructive relationships.</i>

1448
01:21:06,735 --> 01:21:10,506
Always remember, you're the one
with the real power.

1449
01:21:10,539 --> 01:21:12,474
<i>Millions of codependent people.</i>

1450
01:21:12,508 --> 01:21:16,578
I am the dark poetry
in the hearts of all mankind.

1451
01:21:16,612 --> 01:21:18,915
<i>Millions of people</i>

1452
01:21:18,948 --> 01:21:21,918
<i>just like me.</i>

1453
01:21:21,951 --> 01:21:24,419
All you got to do
is take it back.

1454
01:21:24,453 --> 01:21:26,990
Do you know what you are?

1455
01:21:27,023 --> 01:21:30,559
Yes, I do.

1456
01:21:33,629 --> 01:21:36,065
I'm Robert...

1457
01:21:36,099 --> 01:21:39,334
Montague Renfield,

1458
01:21:39,368 --> 01:21:41,703
and I'm a codependent.

1459
01:21:46,875 --> 01:21:49,078
You're right. You didn't
have to use your power

1460
01:21:49,112 --> 01:21:51,014
to make me your servant,

1461
01:21:51,047 --> 01:21:53,849
because I gave
all my power to you.

1462
01:21:53,882 --> 01:21:56,019
And I can take it back.

1463
01:21:56,052 --> 01:21:58,955
I am enough!

1464
01:21:58,988 --> 01:22:02,058
And I have enough!

1465
01:22:02,091 --> 01:22:05,727
And I am capable of change!

1466
01:22:06,895 --> 01:22:08,530
Because I love myself.

1467
01:22:08,564 --> 01:22:10,365
I'm taking...

1468
01:22:10,399 --> 01:22:15,437
full charge of my life today!

1469
01:22:15,470 --> 01:22:18,007
Look into my eyes, Dracula.

1470
01:22:19,608 --> 01:22:22,711
Full power, motherfucker.

1471
01:22:39,561 --> 01:22:41,563
Holy shit, it worked.

1472
01:22:42,764 --> 01:22:44,633
Is that a protection circle?

1473
01:22:44,666 --> 01:22:47,003
I got the instructions
off a Wiccan Tumblr.

1474
01:22:47,036 --> 01:22:49,538
Oh. And-and that?

1475
01:22:49,571 --> 01:22:51,540
-Cocaine.
-Really?

1476
01:22:51,573 --> 01:22:53,742
Yeah.
I guess any kind of powder works

1477
01:22:53,775 --> 01:22:57,080
as long as you say
the right magic words.

1478
01:22:57,113 --> 01:22:59,481
Wow.
Thank you, Wiccan Tumblr.

1479
01:23:05,922 --> 01:23:09,524
So, um, what do we do now?

1480
01:23:22,071 --> 01:23:24,673
♪ I wake up each morning ♪

1481
01:23:24,706 --> 01:23:27,210
♪ With your sweet kiss
on my mind ♪

1482
01:23:27,243 --> 01:23:30,612
♪ The early morning sun
shining through ♪

1483
01:23:31,247 --> 01:23:33,415
Any last wishes?

1484
01:23:34,750 --> 01:23:39,788
I wish to spend
a season in hell,

1485
01:23:39,821 --> 01:23:43,625
where all
the amusing people are.

1486
01:23:46,728 --> 01:23:50,465
Hail Satan!

1487
01:23:52,135 --> 01:23:53,835
♪ I see your face in every... ♪

1488
01:23:53,869 --> 01:23:56,672
<i>Yes, I know this looks extreme,</i>

1489
01:23:56,705 --> 01:23:58,207
<i>and maybe a little fun,</i>

1490
01:23:58,241 --> 01:23:59,409
<i>but to our defense,</i>
<i>there is so much</i>

1491
01:23:59,441 --> 01:24:01,945
<i>folklore out there about</i>
<i>how to actually kill a vampire,</i>

1492
01:24:01,978 --> 01:24:03,578
<i>it gets confusing.</i>

1493
01:24:03,612 --> 01:24:05,114
<i>You know, I've personally</i>
<i>seen him come back</i>

1494
01:24:05,148 --> 01:24:08,084
<i>from some crazy shit,</i>
<i>so why not try everything?</i>

1495
01:24:08,117 --> 01:24:10,719
<i>You know, I'm not even</i>
<i>100% sure this will kill him,</i>

1496
01:24:10,752 --> 01:24:15,191
<i>but I do know it will take him</i>
<i>a long, long time</i>

1497
01:24:15,224 --> 01:24:17,559
<i>to come back from.</i>

1498
01:24:17,592 --> 01:24:21,197
♪ You're my yesterday,
tomorrow and today. ♪

1499
01:24:23,598 --> 01:24:25,500
You were right.

1500
01:24:25,534 --> 01:24:27,070
Success is the best revenge.

1501
01:24:27,103 --> 01:24:28,570
<i>Touché, ma chérie.</i>

1502
01:24:28,603 --> 01:24:30,706
Au revoir, bitch.

1503
01:24:32,175 --> 01:24:33,875
Hey. You okay?

1504
01:24:34,843 --> 01:24:37,512
Renfield said
you guys gave me some...

1505
01:24:37,546 --> 01:24:39,182
Dracula blood?

1506
01:24:39,215 --> 01:24:41,918
Oh, no, no.
It's a euphemism for, uh...

1507
01:24:41,951 --> 01:24:43,987
it's an... it's an...
like, an herbal remedy.

1508
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:47,223
Okay. So, do you think
they carry it at GNC?

1509
01:24:47,256 --> 01:24:50,826
Yeah. Yeah, I th-think so.

1510
01:24:56,065 --> 01:24:57,799
I love you, Kate.

1511
01:25:02,171 --> 01:25:03,872
So...

1512
01:25:06,175 --> 01:25:08,211
There's only one thing
left to do.

1513
01:25:08,244 --> 01:25:10,612
You know...

1514
01:25:10,645 --> 01:25:12,714
I've got to pay
for what I've done.

1515
01:25:12,748 --> 01:25:15,784
I don't want you to go somewhere
just to punish yourself.

1516
01:25:16,618 --> 01:25:18,021
You belong out in the world.

1517
01:25:18,054 --> 01:25:21,324
People have a lot to learn
from a person like you.

1518
01:25:21,357 --> 01:25:23,326
Like what?

1519
01:25:23,359 --> 01:25:26,695
It's never too late
to be a hero.

1520
01:25:26,728 --> 01:25:27,796
Hmm.

1521
01:25:27,829 --> 01:25:30,766
<i>I was lost</i>
<i>in a world of darkness</i>

1522
01:25:30,799 --> 01:25:32,035
<i>for a very long time,</i>

1523
01:25:32,068 --> 01:25:35,038
but with all of your help,

1524
01:25:35,071 --> 01:25:37,140
I, um...

1525
01:25:37,173 --> 01:25:38,774
I found a way out.

1526
01:25:38,807 --> 01:25:42,912
Without you, I would never
have learned that...

1527
01:25:44,213 --> 01:25:46,315
...I could save myself.

1528
01:25:46,349 --> 01:25:50,685
And thank you
for using Dracula blood

1529
01:25:50,719 --> 01:25:52,854
to bring us all back to life.

1530
01:25:52,888 --> 01:25:54,823
You know, if it...

1531
01:25:54,856 --> 01:25:56,825
if it wasn't for you,
uh, none of us

1532
01:25:56,858 --> 01:25:58,693
would have learned
what it's like

1533
01:25:58,727 --> 01:26:01,130
to come back
from the other side,

1534
01:26:01,164 --> 01:26:03,199
having seen things

1535
01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:05,600
that you can't unsee.

1536
01:26:05,634 --> 01:26:08,271
And know things

1537
01:26:08,304 --> 01:26:11,606
that you can't unknow.

1538
01:26:12,241 --> 01:26:14,310
Okay.

1539
01:26:14,343 --> 01:26:16,812
Fantastic meeting today, guys.

1540
01:26:16,845 --> 01:26:19,082
Truly.

1541
01:26:22,151 --> 01:26:23,785
I hope he's okay.

1542
01:26:23,819 --> 01:26:25,620
-He'll be all right.
-Hmm.

1543
01:26:25,654 --> 01:26:28,757
<i>My name is</i>
<i>Robert Montague Renfield,</i>

1544
01:26:28,790 --> 01:26:30,359
<i>and I'm a codependent.</i>

1545
01:26:30,393 --> 01:26:32,694
<i>But I no longer feel</i>
<i>like a victim,</i>

1546
01:26:32,727 --> 01:26:35,064
<i>because I've finally</i>
<i>faced my demons.</i>

1547
01:26:35,098 --> 01:26:37,100
<i>You might also say</i>
<i>I chopped my demons up</i>

1548
01:26:37,133 --> 01:26:39,868
<i>into tiny little pieces,</i>
<i>encased them in concrete</i>

1549
01:26:39,901 --> 01:26:41,770
<i>and flushed them down the drain.</i>

1550
01:26:41,803 --> 01:26:44,107
<i>And if I can find the power</i>
<i>to do that,</i>

1551
01:26:44,140 --> 01:26:46,675
<i>then maybe everyone can.</i>

1552
01:26:46,708 --> 01:26:49,145
<i>Metaphorically speaking.</i>

1553
01:26:50,179 --> 01:26:54,016
♪ I'm free to do what I want ♪

1554
01:26:54,050 --> 01:26:56,685
♪ Any old time ♪

1555
01:26:58,921 --> 01:27:03,025
♪ I said I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1556
01:27:04,026 --> 01:27:06,028
♪ Any old time ♪

1557
01:27:08,431 --> 01:27:13,136
♪ I say love me, hold me ♪

1558
01:27:13,169 --> 01:27:17,039
♪ Love me, hold me ♪

1559
01:27:17,073 --> 01:27:19,774
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1560
01:27:26,916 --> 01:27:29,285
-♪ I say love me ♪
-♪ Love me forever ♪

1561
01:27:29,318 --> 01:27:31,753
-♪ Hold me ♪
-♪ And love will never die ♪

1562
01:27:31,786 --> 01:27:35,757
♪ Love me, hold me ♪

1563
01:27:35,790 --> 01:27:37,093
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1564
01:27:37,126 --> 01:27:39,794
♪ Do you hear
what the man say? ♪

1565
01:27:41,830 --> 01:27:43,832
♪ These are the words me hear
from my granddaddy, come ♪

1566
01:27:43,865 --> 01:27:45,767
♪ These are the words
me hear from my granddaddy ♪

1567
01:27:45,800 --> 01:27:47,036
♪ He would say nothing
in this world ♪

1568
01:27:47,069 --> 01:27:48,870
♪ Like when a man know he free ♪

1569
01:27:48,904 --> 01:27:50,739
♪ Free from the lockup,
me say free from the debt ♪

1570
01:27:50,772 --> 01:27:52,942
♪ Free like a butterfly,
free like a bee ♪

1571
01:27:52,975 --> 01:27:54,876
♪ These are the words
me hear from my granddaddy ♪

1572
01:27:54,911 --> 01:27:57,779
♪ Said it's nice to be free,
nice to be free ♪

1573
01:27:57,812 --> 01:27:59,881
♪ Free from the lockup,
me say free from the debt ♪

1574
01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:01,850
♪ Don't be afraid
of your freedom ♪

1575
01:28:01,883 --> 01:28:06,055
♪ 'Cause I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1576
01:28:06,088 --> 01:28:08,823
♪ Any old time ♪

1577
01:28:08,857 --> 01:28:10,725
♪ I'm a new creation ♪

1578
01:28:10,759 --> 01:28:12,794
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1579
01:28:12,827 --> 01:28:15,331
♪ To do what I want ♪

1580
01:28:15,364 --> 01:28:17,099
♪ Any old time ♪

1581
01:28:17,133 --> 01:28:20,336
♪ Don't be afraid
of your freedom ♪

1582
01:28:20,369 --> 01:28:24,207
♪ I said I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1583
01:28:24,240 --> 01:28:26,808
♪ To be what I want ♪

1584
01:28:26,841 --> 01:28:29,078
♪ Any old time ♪

1585
01:28:29,111 --> 01:28:33,316
♪ I said I'm free
to be who I choose ♪

1586
01:28:33,349 --> 01:28:36,185
♪ To get my booze ♪

1587
01:28:36,219 --> 01:28:38,820
♪ Any old time ♪

1588
01:28:38,853 --> 01:28:40,755
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1589
01:28:40,789 --> 01:28:43,226
♪ To do what I want ♪

1590
01:28:43,259 --> 01:28:46,229
♪ Any old time ♪

1591
01:28:46,262 --> 01:28:48,164
♪ I'm free ♪

1592
01:28:48,197 --> 01:28:50,166
♪ 'Cause I'm free ♪

1593
01:28:50,199 --> 01:28:52,401
♪ To do what I want ♪

1594
01:28:52,435 --> 01:28:56,105
♪ Any old time ♪

1595
01:28:56,138 --> 01:28:57,506
♪ I'm free ♪

1596
01:28:57,540 --> 01:29:01,776
♪ 'Cause I'm free
to do what I want ♪

1597
01:29:01,810 --> 01:29:05,114
♪ Any old time ♪

1598
01:29:05,147 --> 01:29:06,781
♪ I'm free ♪

1599
01:29:06,815 --> 01:29:08,783
♪ 'Cause I'm free. ♪