1 00:00:02,627 --> 00:00:04,004 Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 2 00:00:05,672 --> 00:00:07,298 -Hello! -Aah! 3 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,093 -Oh, look at you. -Oh, my God. Mary Cosby? 4 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:11,261 Here I am. 5 00:00:11,302 --> 00:00:14,222 -Is this a hologram? -Hi. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:18,059 -Classic Lisa. -[singsongy] Banana bread. 7 00:00:18,101 --> 00:00:19,686 I tell her she can invite a friend, 8 00:00:19,728 --> 00:00:22,105 and she brings the one friend that spread the worst rumors 9 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:24,065 about me the last time we were together. 10 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,276 -Oh, my God. -You look gorgeous. 11 00:00:26,317 --> 00:00:28,236 I met Monica through Jen Shah. 12 00:00:28,278 --> 00:00:30,697 -Does John cook? -John's an amazing cook. 13 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,576 That's a privilege. I have to cook, so you're lucky. 14 00:00:34,617 --> 00:00:36,369 *** 15 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:38,663 Whitney says this whole thing 16 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:42,375 about how Seth and I taking a bath is creepy. 17 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,169 Don't come after my bathtub. 18 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,671 That was a funny joke, Meredith. 19 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,299 No, it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bathtub. 20 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:53,053 -It's not a dig on that. -Like, I have a dirty house. 21 00:00:53,094 --> 00:00:54,471 *** 22 00:00:54,512 --> 00:00:56,056 LISA: I'm on a mission to serve Lisa, 23 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:58,933 and I love that for myself. 24 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,435 HEATHER: I own a beauty empire, 25 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:03,021 so I don't need any of your lip service. 26 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:07,734 MONICA: I keep my friends close but my secrets closer. 27 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:10,111 MEREDITH: In a town full of dirty lies, 28 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,238 everyone can use a bath. 29 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:14,199 ANGIE: I may be Greek, 30 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:17,077 but don't expect an olive branch from me. 31 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:21,289 WHITNEY: Having faith in myself is the only religion I need. 32 00:01:25,251 --> 00:01:28,254 *** 33 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:31,049 [birds chirping] 34 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:44,437 *** 35 00:01:44,479 --> 00:01:45,897 -Hey, Mer. -How are you? 36 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,817 -Oh, you have drinks. -I brought you a little... 37 00:01:48,858 --> 00:01:50,026 Oh, my gosh. Thank you. 38 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,194 [kisses] 39 00:01:51,236 --> 00:01:52,862 -How are you? -I'm good. 40 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:55,907 Okay. I thought we were going for a walk. 41 00:01:55,949 --> 00:01:58,493 -Well, these are walking shoes. -Yeah. [laughs] 42 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,245 I can walk in them. [laughs] 43 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:03,957 Meredith and I have not, in two years, 44 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:07,961 had a one-on-one, productive conversation at all. 45 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:10,046 How are the kids? 46 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:13,633 Good. I have two seniors-- senior in elementary school... 47 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,510 -Oh, gotcha. -...senior in high school. 48 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,053 I mean, I'm walking this path with Meredith, 49 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:19,264 and all I see are hazard signs. 50 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:22,767 So, yeah, I'm definitely gonna be cautious moving forward. 51 00:02:22,809 --> 00:02:25,478 I've got a graduation coming up, too. 52 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,690 Oh, Chloe. Oh, my gosh. Is she excited? 53 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:31,109 -She's really excited. -Aw. 54 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:35,321 I'm a little bit ambivalent about seeing her right now 55 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:39,492 because I know that I want to make an attempt 56 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,077 at a fresh start with Lisa. 57 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,497 I just would like to set us up for success rather than failure, 58 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,791 and I'm thinking maybe we could sit down one on one, 59 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,586 not in the group, and have a little conversation. 60 00:02:51,004 --> 00:02:53,757 But I don't want anything that happens today 61 00:02:53,798 --> 00:02:56,634 to damage my ability to make that fresh start. 62 00:02:56,676 --> 00:02:59,679 But I guess I have to see her in order to start the process. 63 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:03,850 What's going on with the, uh, college search? 64 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,019 Um, it's...changed. 65 00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,354 Um... 66 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:10,482 Jack...is, um... 67 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:12,984 he's deferring, and-- -Oh. 68 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:14,277 Yeah, Jack's gonna defer, 69 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:17,238 and he's gonna serve a mission for our church. 70 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,032 -No way. -Yeah. So, he's-- 71 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:20,492 -Does he know where? -No. 72 00:03:20,533 --> 00:03:22,243 -How does that work? -Literally, he can go anywhere. 73 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:23,536 He could go to Idaho. 74 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:24,871 He could go to Southern California. 75 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:27,207 -But they pick. -They pick where you're going. 76 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:29,042 His friend--he was just at a re-- 77 00:03:29,084 --> 00:03:31,294 I guess it's kind of like a reveal last night 78 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,004 where he got where he's getting called. 79 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,673 So, one's going to Switzerland. 80 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,883 Another friend just got called to Milan. 81 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:38,718 And I'm like, oh, my gosh, that would be amazing. 82 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,887 And Jack's like, "Mom, it's not a shopping trip." 83 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,555 [laughter] 84 00:03:42,597 --> 00:03:44,182 -Not for him. -No. 85 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:47,394 -But for you, maybe. -[laughter] 86 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:50,855 Well, anyway, I wanted to have a chance 87 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:53,441 to chat one-on-one because I feel like 88 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:57,779 over the last few years, we've had trouble. 89 00:03:57,821 --> 00:03:59,906 -You speculated. -I did not speculate. 90 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,450 -Don't lie! -You're the ----ing liar! 91 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:11,418 Well, I used to feel like I was a safe space for you, 92 00:04:11,459 --> 00:04:13,878 and I'm sorry. -You are not a safe space, Lisa. 93 00:04:13,920 --> 00:04:16,047 I had one bad moment in our whole friendship 94 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:17,590 and you're like, yeah. -No, it's not one, 95 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,175 and don't go there. -Whatever. 96 00:04:19,217 --> 00:04:21,219 [mockingly] Don't go there. 97 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:23,763 We've had this long relationship, 98 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:27,017 and I think we've both made mistakes. 99 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,645 I think we both have regrets. I think we both 100 00:04:30,687 --> 00:04:34,816 are sorry for things we have done, said, whatever. 101 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:38,445 I feel like it's been really dark for the last little bit, 102 00:04:38,486 --> 00:04:42,532 and I-I don't like the way that feels, and I want progression. 103 00:04:42,574 --> 00:04:45,952 I don't want to, like, go backwards in things, 104 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,621 in situations, especially with friendships. 105 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,916 I grew up in New York. I'm not a very trusting person. 106 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,836 If I were to list in order the people I trust, 107 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:58,923 it would definitely be anyone that signed an NDA, 108 00:04:58,965 --> 00:05:01,509 um, my husband, 109 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:04,846 all of our lawyers, because they are bound by law. 110 00:05:04,888 --> 00:05:06,973 But with Meredith, I think I'm gonna make an exception. 111 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:09,809 We have a lot of years behind us. 112 00:05:09,851 --> 00:05:12,687 I'm not gonna go backwards. I'm gonna look forward 113 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,523 and put my blinders on. 114 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,151 I'm like a thoroughbred in a race 115 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:21,696 and just try not to see everything on the sides of me. 116 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,157 You know, I'm very sorry about my hot mic moment. 117 00:05:24,199 --> 00:05:26,993 Like, I know my words hurt you, and it made me feel horrible. 118 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:29,996 I don't want to hurt you or your family ever. 119 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:34,584 I'm sorry that I, uh, made reference to rumors 120 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,628 being out there about you. 121 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:40,006 I should have just left them alone, so I apologize. 122 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:42,425 Yeah. 123 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,178 -There's room always for growth. -Mm-hmm. 124 00:05:45,220 --> 00:05:46,596 And, you know, I just-- 125 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,223 I mean, I miss having, like, our families together... 126 00:05:48,264 --> 00:05:49,474 -Mm-hmm. -...and doing fun things. 127 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:51,142 -Oh, my God. -No way. 128 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,186 -I'm in your signature. -Great minds think alike. 129 00:05:53,228 --> 00:05:55,021 Hi, gorgeous. Mm. 130 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,023 -Oh, my gosh. I'm loving this. -You look beautiful. 131 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:58,024 Thank you. 132 00:05:58,066 --> 00:06:00,318 Look at this and this! I love it. 133 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:01,695 I'm gonna cry. 134 00:06:01,736 --> 00:06:02,821 Don't cry 'cause then you're gonna make me cry. 135 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:04,114 Oh, my God. 136 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:05,615 You know, it's nice to walk in a room, 137 00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,867 and you're like, uh, those are my friends, you know? 138 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,994 -Yeah. -And I've--I've missed that 139 00:06:10,036 --> 00:06:12,539 over the last couple years. You know, a lot's changed, 140 00:06:12,580 --> 00:06:15,542 and I don't expect it to ever be the same. 141 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,377 I don't think it can be the same. 142 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:18,878 -You can't go backwards. -You can't. 143 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:19,796 -And nor do we want to. -No. 144 00:06:19,838 --> 00:06:22,007 -Let's be honest, right? -No. 145 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,675 I think we can just hope for the best moving forward. 146 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,343 -Yeah. -You know? 147 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,139 -Give me a hug. -[laughs] Keep me warm. 148 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,808 -Like, I'm freezing. [laughs] -Yeah. 149 00:06:32,934 --> 00:06:42,986 *** 150 00:06:42,986 --> 00:06:48,575 *** 151 00:06:48,616 --> 00:06:50,577 -Hi. -Hi. How are ya? 152 00:06:50,618 --> 00:06:52,370 -Good. How are you? -Good. 153 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,789 I love this place. I'm so excited. 154 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,583 I have a friend meeting me. 155 00:06:56,624 --> 00:07:01,254 *** 156 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,798 -Hello! -Hi. 157 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,091 -Hi. -Are we going to the water park? 158 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:06,843 -Have you ever been here? Yes! -In the winter? 159 00:07:06,885 --> 00:07:09,888 It's like a water park, but it's a natural water park. 160 00:07:09,929 --> 00:07:12,223 It's right up our alley. You're gonna love it. 161 00:07:12,265 --> 00:07:13,683 It's been a very long time 162 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,353 since Heather and I have spent time alone together. 163 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,938 Oh, this is our private tub. 164 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:22,609 It's kind of like relearning how to ride a bike, maybe. 165 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:25,028 Like, it's a little wobbly. 166 00:07:25,070 --> 00:07:25,779 Is it hot, hot, hot? 167 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,531 -Whoo! Yeah. -Oh! 168 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,325 'Cause the last time we went to a hot springs, 169 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:33,620 she didn't have my back when Jen threatened to drown me. 170 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:35,330 Trusted you guys as my ----ing friends, 171 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,582 and, Whitney, ----ing roll your mother----ing eyes 172 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:41,044 and look over there one more time, I will drown you, bitch. 173 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,839 But never say never. Jen's gone. 174 00:07:45,965 --> 00:07:47,592 -But it feels good. -So good. 175 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,177 -Taste the water. -Mnh-mnh. 176 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,222 No. It's kind of fascinating. 177 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:54,432 I accidentally got some in my mouth, and now I can't stop. 178 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:55,809 -I'm not tasting water. -It's like buttered popcorn. 179 00:07:55,850 --> 00:07:57,811 It's butter popcorn? 180 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:00,271 That was just a reference. 181 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,065 Jelly beans can be buttered popcorn, too. 182 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:04,526 I actually take, like, Epsom salt baths. 183 00:08:04,567 --> 00:08:06,611 So, now we get to decompress 184 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,946 from the fresh powder, fresh start. 185 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:09,698 How did you feel your event went? 186 00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:11,658 -Were you happy with it? -I thought the brunch was fun. 187 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:14,327 I mean, I just wanted everybody to drink and mingle, you know? 188 00:08:14,369 --> 00:08:16,538 And I was shocked to see Mary. 189 00:08:16,579 --> 00:08:18,164 When did you become friends with Mary? 190 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,960 The only people I invited were you, Lisa, and Meredith, 191 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,212 and you guys all invited friends. 192 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:27,173 Oh, so you--'cause I was surprised to be Angie K. there. 193 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:28,967 -You didn't invite her? -No, I didn't invite her. No. 194 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:32,012 Do you mind me asking why not Angie? I don't understand. 195 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:33,680 But we've never been close, you know? 196 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,181 We've never had, like, a long-term friendship. 197 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:37,600 I've known Angie since Mr. Carter's math class 198 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,060 in 10th grade. 199 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:42,731 She had what I thought was naturally curly hair. 200 00:08:42,772 --> 00:08:44,024 Turns out it was a perm. 201 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,609 So, yeah, I have trust issues. 202 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:48,028 I just--It left a bad taste in my mouth 203 00:08:48,069 --> 00:08:50,947 watching, um, her dive headfirst 204 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,699 in that friendship with Jen. 205 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:54,200 We were friends in high school. 206 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:55,869 Like, we had two very distinct friend groups. 207 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,496 You know, I had a very Mormon friend group, 208 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:02,375 and she had, like, the Greeks, and we shared best friends. 209 00:09:02,417 --> 00:09:06,379 Then I felt like she flip-flopped immediately, 210 00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:09,007 and now she's diving headfirst into a relationship with Lisa, 211 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,885 and that feels very muddy and messy to me. 212 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,804 I do remember that she won Best Sense of Humor. 213 00:09:14,846 --> 00:09:16,556 You know, I always feel bad for the girls 214 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,142 that peak in high school. 215 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:21,561 I actually really like her. I have a lot of fun with her. 216 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:22,979 She's a fun friend for me. 217 00:09:23,021 --> 00:09:26,608 I think that she is fun until she's...not. 218 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,568 But I kind of was eavesdropping, 219 00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:33,031 and I heard Angie asking Lisa about Jack's mission. 220 00:09:33,073 --> 00:09:35,158 Jack just told us he's going on a mission like a month ago. 221 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:37,369 -Oh! -Aw! 222 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:39,412 Have you told Heather? 223 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:40,747 -No. -No? 224 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:41,915 -Nope. -I also told Lisa-- 225 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,958 That's, like, not for everybody. 226 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:45,543 So, have you known about it for a while? It didn't-- 227 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:47,212 I just found out. 228 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:49,089 Weird to me. 229 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:53,927 I'd just be curious to know what his motivation was. 230 00:09:53,968 --> 00:09:56,680 For me, I literally went on my mission 231 00:09:56,721 --> 00:09:59,057 because my friend Diane was, like, 232 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,600 at the same point in her life. 233 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,978 She was graduating college. Neither of us had boyfriends. 234 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,773 And she's like, "I'll go if you go," and we went. 235 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:08,108 And then the next thing we know, 236 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,985 we were in the temple making death oaths, 237 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,987 and we were wearing garments for the rest of our lives. 238 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:13,988 -College graduate-- -When you say "death oath," 239 00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,407 are you-- what do you mean by that? 240 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,576 Like, where you say, I'll, you know... [clicks teeth] 241 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,828 Oh, okay. 242 00:10:19,869 --> 00:10:22,288 Lisa loves to tell people she's Mormon, 243 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,332 but I don't see any Mormon coming from Lisa Barlow. 244 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,793 All the Mormons I know wear their garments, 245 00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,753 go to the temple, pay their tithing, 246 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:31,923 abstain from coffee, tea, alcohol, and cigarettes. 247 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,883 [laughs] She owns a tequila company. 248 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,679 She drinks Lisatinis and has signature cocktails. 249 00:10:37,721 --> 00:10:40,432 They're actually morally opposed to it, 250 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:44,019 and Jack is going to be teaching that brand of Mormonism. 251 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:45,979 What I don't think she's prepared for 252 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:49,315 is who he might be when he comes home, 253 00:10:49,357 --> 00:10:52,152 and I think she's in for a rude awakening. 254 00:10:52,193 --> 00:10:56,156 It was like hard, knuckle-breaking work, 255 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:58,908 like you are knocking on doors, selling 256 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,452 The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. 257 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,787 That's all it is. You're a door-to-door salesman. 258 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,165 This seems like a big conflict. I-- 259 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,833 I'm sure it is conflicting for her. 260 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,376 -Well, it's-- -I don't know. 261 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,170 I don't wanna speak for their-- on behalf of their family. 262 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,173 I'm not their, like, spokesperson, but... 263 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:17,427 It's a terrible idea for Heather to insert herself 264 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:22,515 into Lisa's son's life choices, especially regarding religion. 265 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,352 The last thing I want to do is, like, ruffle feathers, 266 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:28,188 but isn't that pretty orthodox? -I don't know. I, like... 267 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,731 -None of that came up? -You're gonna have-- 268 00:11:29,773 --> 00:11:31,191 Yeah. You're gonna have to ask Lisa. I was just supportive. 269 00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:33,651 Like, just because she wrote a book 270 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,489 doesn't give her the right to tell other people how to do it. 271 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:40,033 That seems like something that Lisa, as a mom, 272 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:41,785 would not be supportive of. 273 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,371 *** 274 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:45,455 Coming up... 275 00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,498 I went to high school with Angie K. 276 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:47,874 We're not close at all. 277 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,209 I hope she's not coming to Palm Springs. 278 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:50,418 Meredith said she wasn't inviting her. 279 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:54,464 Imagine Meredith's face when she sees me. 280 00:11:54,506 --> 00:11:56,966 The one person that you didn't want here is here. 281 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:02,514 *** 282 00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:15,860 *** 283 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,153 SETH: Mer! 284 00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:19,197 -[singsongy] Yeah? -Oh, you're home? 285 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,116 -Yeah. -I came out earlier. 286 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,576 I had a little break, and you're no we're to-- 287 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:25,787 nowhereto be found. 288 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:28,456 How are you? 289 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,834 I'm good. I see you've started already. 290 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,003 Yeah, it was happy hour. 291 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:35,505 Everything with Seth is fantastic. 292 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:38,174 He's spending a lot more time with me. 293 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:40,427 -[ice cubes rattle] -What are you doing? 294 00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:41,469 I'm giving you some. 295 00:12:41,511 --> 00:12:43,013 This is the oddest thing. All right. 296 00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:45,140 Could you get me, like, a regular glass? 297 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,307 -No, I'm giving you some-- -I don't want a shot glass. 298 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,519 -Sip it. -Obviously, nothing is perfect. 299 00:12:49,561 --> 00:12:51,021 This is very odd. 300 00:12:51,062 --> 00:12:53,314 I mean, I--there are times where I say, 301 00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:56,067 can you please just be quiet for five minutes? [laughs] 302 00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,485 Okay, whatever. 303 00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,988 It's a Meredith Marks shot glass. 304 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,657 I'm well aware, but I wouldn't normally do this. 305 00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,577 Seth and I have been through a lot of ups and downs 306 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,454 over 30 years. 307 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:09,164 We have been through the wringer, 308 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,207 and now we're happier than ever. 309 00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:15,253 So, we've decided to start a podcast about relationships. 310 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:16,880 We sort of wanted to figure out a way 311 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,340 that we could help other people. 312 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:22,093 Well, I think the purpose of the relationship 313 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,596 of this podcast from my-- 314 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:28,016 We're going to have 20- to 30-minute episodes. 315 00:13:28,058 --> 00:13:29,142 We don't want them to be too long. 316 00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:31,436 People can't see us. 317 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,480 -It's a podcast. -Okay, but I can see you. 318 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:36,107 'Cause I feel like we could end up in a massive fight. 319 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,360 You have something hanging out of your nose. 320 00:13:38,401 --> 00:13:40,653 -No one knows, though. -I do. 321 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,365 -Pick it, then. -I don't want to. You pick it. 322 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,241 Pick it. If we're not hanging by a thread, 323 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,660 you will pick my nose for me. -Okay, let's move on. 324 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,245 You can deal with your nose or not. It's up to you. 325 00:13:49,287 --> 00:13:52,165 Is it gone? Oh, I just saw. I think it was an onion. 326 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:54,209 -Ew. -The onions from the caviar 327 00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,960 got everywhere. I don't know how. 328 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:59,047 What are you looking at? Building a dollhouse? 329 00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,424 So, do you remember Trixie? 330 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:05,762 You met her at GLAAD. She's, like, major, major drag queen. 331 00:14:05,804 --> 00:14:08,306 -Yeah. -Trixie invited me 332 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:12,477 to the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs. 333 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,562 SETH: That's amazing. That's a real thing? 334 00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:19,984 Yes. And I thought coming off of Heather's event last week 335 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,570 with all the, you know, fresh starts, 336 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:26,116 I think it could be interesting to invite the girls. 337 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,034 Question is, who are you going to invite? 338 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:32,163 Well, for sure Heather and Mary. That's easy. 339 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:34,708 -Lisa and Whitney. Well-- -So you're gonna invite Lisa? 340 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:36,376 Um, yeah. 341 00:14:36,418 --> 00:14:38,586 Remember, I-I asked her to talk. 342 00:14:38,628 --> 00:14:40,338 Wow. 343 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,675 We just needed to really sit down one-on-one and just, 344 00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:45,385 you know, move forward. -So, you're doing-- 345 00:14:45,427 --> 00:14:47,846 -So, I am having Lisa come. -Nice. 346 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,306 I think I wanna invite this new woman, Monica, 347 00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,976 who was at Heather's event last week 348 00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:56,021 because she was, like, lively. 349 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,400 [laughs] 350 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,152 -Yeah. -She seems cool. 351 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,279 I feel like this is just, like, such a vibe, 352 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,364 and it could be a really good place 353 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,907 for everyone to kind of just... 354 00:15:07,949 --> 00:15:09,909 -Yeah. -...go low-key, reconnect. 355 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,619 Like, hopefully, we have fun. 356 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,497 Hopefully, I don't have to lock everyone in their room... 357 00:15:16,041 --> 00:15:17,792 ...for bad behavior. 358 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,253 [laughs] 359 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:27,260 *** 360 00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,888 All right, Celia, you ready to do some jumping? 361 00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,473 Come on. 362 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:33,433 Yes! Oh, that was a cute one. 363 00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,018 How's she doing? 364 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,355 -Come on, come on! Oh, God. -ANGIE: She'll do it. 365 00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,898 -You just got to warm her up. -Come on. 366 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,150 -It looks like Faust is, uh... -ELEKTRA: Faust is jealous. 367 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:43,360 -Look. -He's--He's jealous. 368 00:15:43,401 --> 00:15:45,070 -He's ready to go. -He's feeling left out. 369 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,780 -Yeah. -Okay. 370 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,239 *** 371 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,200 ELEKTRA: I'm hungry. Can I eat the yogurt? 372 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,118 ANGIE: You should eat that until this salad's done. 373 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:54,662 So, what is our... [rolls "R"] Greek... 374 00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,165 -Greek word of the day. -Greek word of the day? 375 00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:58,166 How do we say "yogurt"? 376 00:15:58,208 --> 00:16:00,627 -Giaoúrti. -Oh, my gosh. 377 00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,504 -You are getting so... -Aah! 378 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:05,090 ...good at this. You are so Greek. 379 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,175 -If you roll your R's... -[trills] 380 00:16:07,217 --> 00:16:09,302 -Yeah. Do it again. -[trills] 381 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:10,887 Yes! Dad, let's hear you. 382 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:12,597 -[trills] -[laughter] 383 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,182 So, I started assisting in a hair salon 384 00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:15,684 when I was 19 years old. 385 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:19,521 I see this hot guy with huge muscles blow-drying hair, 386 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:22,315 and I thought, I got to get to know this guy. 387 00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:24,693 Good-looking, muscles. and he could do my hair? 388 00:16:24,734 --> 00:16:26,695 -[bell dings] -It was love at first sight. 389 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,987 How's my salad? 390 00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,948 -Awesome. -It's really, really good. 391 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,199 30 years later, here we are. 392 00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:33,993 -We've got snacks here. -Come on through. 393 00:16:34,035 --> 00:16:35,787 I don't want the boss to fire me, 394 00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,622 so I wanna look busy. 395 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,250 Shawn, how am I doing? Do I still have a job? 396 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:42,168 You're doing great, honey. Perfect. 397 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:45,296 We own 10 salons, a cosmetology school, 398 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,882 and we've got our beautiful little daughter, 399 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,175 who is now 12 years old. 400 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,886 I'm really gonna put a lot of garlic in this. 401 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:53,805 Don't put too much, though. 402 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:58,727 -Got it. -Who is the cook here? 403 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:01,438 If I had to rate my life in order of importance, 404 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:04,399 number one, of course, is my daughter Elektra, 405 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:06,401 number two is our businesses, 406 00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:09,988 and number three, well, my poor husband Shawn. 407 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:12,991 Like, I mean, it's funny 'cause, like, in the back of my mind, 408 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,325 I'm like, oh, he'll always be there. 409 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,745 Oh, he can wait. You know, he's not going anywhere. 410 00:17:16,786 --> 00:17:18,538 Let's hope he's smart enough to know that, you know, 411 00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,040 if he sticks around long enough, 412 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,083 he'll be back in the front seat again one day soon. 413 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:24,544 -I'm full. -Okay. 414 00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:27,297 -All right, bye-bye. -Bye. 415 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:29,090 Have a s-- Now it's time for you to eat. 416 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,842 Okay. 417 00:17:32,677 --> 00:17:34,929 Come on over. 418 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:36,431 [chuckles] Come to Daddy. 419 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:40,769 When I say that, it doesn't usually work, but... 420 00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:44,189 But I am gonna take a rest now, so I will come sit down. 421 00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,149 I have all of her favorite f-- 422 00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,777 -[cellphone rings] -Oh, Lisa Barlow. 423 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,403 Okay. 424 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,781 -It's fine. I can call her back. -Well, now you can eat. 425 00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,283 Oh, my gosh, this looks so good. Was it good? 426 00:17:55,325 --> 00:17:56,868 -It was actually-- -Over salted? 427 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:57,994 -Not at all. -Perfect? 428 00:17:58,036 --> 00:17:59,371 -It's perfect. Yeah. -Mmm. 429 00:17:59,412 --> 00:18:02,832 Well, It has been kind of strange not hearing you... 430 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,459 I know. 431 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:05,960 I've actually had a little more time on my hands. 432 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,879 -Yeah. -She doesn't have 433 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:10,548 too much more time until Jack goes away, 434 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,634 so I think she's kind of, you know, 435 00:18:12,676 --> 00:18:14,344 he's heading on a mission. -I think it's great. 436 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:15,845 And I'm just trying to give her a little space. 437 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,555 Have you talked to Heather? 438 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,849 I haven't really seen or talked to her since her brunch. 439 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:20,975 Yeah. 440 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,644 Aah! 441 00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:24,854 I felt that! What is going on? 442 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,315 This, like, Chihuahua is following me. 443 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,442 Things have been odd with us, 444 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,070 and I feel bad about that. 445 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:34,823 It's in poor taste to host a dinner 446 00:18:34,864 --> 00:18:36,991 where you stir up trouble right before it starts. 447 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:39,369 Heather, you know what made me uncomfortable today? 448 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:41,413 You guys are friends with Lisa, 449 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,497 and you're talking about her in the car. 450 00:18:42,539 --> 00:18:43,665 You were talking sh-- about her. 451 00:18:43,707 --> 00:18:44,833 I didn't pour champagne on your head. 452 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:45,959 I wouldn't pour champagne on your head. 453 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,460 But it was fun to watch it happening. 454 00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:48,461 And I've never poured champagne on your head. 455 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:49,671 It was fun to watch it happening. 456 00:18:49,713 --> 00:18:51,089 If you want to crucify me for 457 00:18:51,131 --> 00:18:53,008 saying it was a fun bitch move, you're gonna have... 458 00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:54,592 Well, it's very apparent that you don't like me, Heather... 459 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,927 ...a really hard time surviving on this couch. 460 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:56,886 ...or you wouldn't have found this funny one bit. 461 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:58,096 You know, I'd like to move forward 462 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,348 and not have that... 463 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,350 awkward energy between us. -Yeah. 464 00:19:02,392 --> 00:19:04,310 I've known Heather since high school. 465 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:06,438 She was 15 years old when she moved here, 466 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:08,606 and I was one of the first people that she met. 467 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,859 She was, like, a really good student, you know? 468 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,360 And I was, like, not. I was more wild. 469 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,528 That's what's so funny. 470 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:17,240 We both were funny, witty, sarcastic, 471 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:19,200 and that's how we really connected. 472 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,744 We had a lot of fun together, 473 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:22,245 and we've gotten far away from that. 474 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:25,123 And I would love to get back to that place with Heather 475 00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:28,460 and have her realize that I'm still that same person. 476 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,880 I'm kind of hoping that we can all move forward. 477 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:33,798 I-I'm confident that you're gonna be able to. 478 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,550 I mean, it just makes sense, you know? 479 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,052 The thing is, I want it to be authentic. 480 00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,553 -You know, I don't want to... -Of course. 481 00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:39,721 ...just have it be this surface, like... 482 00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:41,056 -No, right. -..."No, everything's fine. 483 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,599 You're fine. I'm fine," but then, you know, 484 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:44,100 what's going on behind? 485 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,435 Well, the problem with that is you can't trust 486 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,437 the next time you see it either. -Exactly. 487 00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,564 Sometimes it's nice to hit the restart button. 488 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,815 I mean, we're all mature enough 489 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,442 to realize that things come between people, 490 00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:54,027 but we can move forward, and-- 491 00:19:54,069 --> 00:19:55,236 Well, yeah, you can have disagreements 492 00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,072 but still kind of come back around 493 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:58,531 and be able to move forward. 494 00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,825 Because the way I see it, from the outside looking in, 495 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,494 nothing detrimental has really happened. 496 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:03,703 -Mm-hmm. -Right? 497 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:05,413 Nothing that you can't push through. 498 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:08,249 -Yeah, I hope so. -Yeah. 499 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,542 Coming up... 500 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,086 I went into the Louis Vuitton store. 501 00:20:11,127 --> 00:20:12,420 Yeah. 502 00:20:12,462 --> 00:20:14,589 [voice breaking] And, like, I bought a bag, 503 00:20:14,631 --> 00:20:16,633 because I just feel like... [sniffles] 504 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:26,726 *** 505 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:36,152 Okay, honey, how many orders do I have to help you with? 506 00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:38,488 So, today I only need to do 30. 507 00:20:38,530 --> 00:20:41,658 Okay. I'm gonna be very helpful. 508 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,493 You literally have not folded one swaddle. 509 00:20:43,535 --> 00:20:45,537 I'll--I'll get to it. 510 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,331 -How's Nanna? -Um, she's good. 511 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,000 She's actually been super sweet. 512 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:53,753 -Oh. [laughs] That's... -Yeah. She's--She's actually... 513 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:58,174 Well, no, just... high-maintenance. 514 00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,676 That's where you get it from. 515 00:20:59,718 --> 00:21:04,347 I am 50% Colombian, 50% Portuguesa, 516 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,142 and it really shaped who I am now. 517 00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:08,852 -Feisty, feisty, feisty. -[bell dings] 518 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:11,855 I just want help. Okay. I'll be a good girl. 519 00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:14,816 I was born in Boston, and I actually ended up 520 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,403 in Salt Lake City, Utah, 10 years ago. 521 00:21:18,445 --> 00:21:21,364 And then my mom quickly followed after me 522 00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,408 and moved to Utah as well. 523 00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:26,494 And now I currently live 524 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:29,998 three minutes to my grandmother and my mom. 525 00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,167 -[knock on door] -Oh, go get the door. 526 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:34,544 And it's actually turned out to be the best blessing, 527 00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,130 because my four girls are able to 528 00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,049 know their Portuguese great-grandmother. 529 00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,428 -Don't bring up Boston. -Why?! 530 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,888 Oh, she gets so depressed. 531 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:48,683 -Oh, my gosh, Mom. -Don't like too loud. 532 00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:51,728 -You can talk nice and soft. -Sorry, Nanna. 533 00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:53,772 Blah, blah, blah, blah! No! 534 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,066 -Someone take the knife. -[laughter] 535 00:21:56,107 --> 00:22:00,236 We're all just one big, crazy, dysfunctional Portagee family. 536 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:04,407 [speaking Portuguese] 537 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:05,575 -Amen. -Amen. 538 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:07,077 My mother actually converted 539 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:10,288 to The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints 540 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,581 when I was 5 years old. 541 00:22:11,623 --> 00:22:14,918 I was raised through the Mormon church, 542 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:21,216 but I definitely struggle with my entire Mormon experience. 543 00:22:21,257 --> 00:22:22,842 Is it good, Kendall? 544 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:25,553 She's eating cake. Who put the desserts out first? 545 00:22:28,431 --> 00:22:29,683 Mom, come on. 546 00:22:29,724 --> 00:22:31,559 Are you gonna, like, get to work or what? 547 00:22:31,601 --> 00:22:32,686 Yes. Yes. What do you want me to do? 548 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:35,855 Okay, so grab a swaddle, shake 'em out, 549 00:22:35,897 --> 00:22:37,941 and then I roll 'em up, and I tie 'em with ribbon. 550 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:40,193 Look, you fold it like this and then like this. 551 00:22:40,235 --> 00:22:41,611 -Long, long. -Yeah. 552 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:42,737 -Long, long, short, short. -And then in half, 553 00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,197 And then you roll it. 554 00:22:44,239 --> 00:22:46,449 During my marriage, I never really had to worry 555 00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,536 about anything because I had a spouse completely support me. 556 00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,706 [speaking Portuguese] 557 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:56,126 And I started a company called Brea Baby 558 00:22:56,167 --> 00:23:00,922 selling baby swaddles, blankets, crib sheets. 559 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:04,217 At first, it started as kind of a hobby, 560 00:23:04,259 --> 00:23:07,512 and now that I am going through a divorce, 561 00:23:07,554 --> 00:23:10,140 it has completely turned into a lifeline 562 00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:13,268 for me and my daughters because I don't have 563 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:16,813 the same resources that I had while being married. 564 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:19,357 I'm starting from scratch all over again. 565 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:21,818 -Hi! -[speaks Portuguese] 566 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,611 -You're so pretty. -Oh, thank you. 567 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:25,572 Mwah. Mwah. [speaks Portuguese] How are you? 568 00:23:25,613 --> 00:23:26,740 -Good. How are you? -Good? 569 00:23:26,781 --> 00:23:29,117 -Doesn't she look so big? -Yes, she's get-- 570 00:23:29,159 --> 00:23:30,660 I think she's taller than me now. 571 00:23:30,702 --> 00:23:32,704 -My baby! -Are you taller than Vovónow? 572 00:23:32,746 --> 00:23:35,165 -I think so. -Let's give this to Bri to do. 573 00:23:35,206 --> 00:23:38,293 Don't worry. You can get back to painting your nails now. 574 00:23:38,335 --> 00:23:40,128 -Oh, they're done. -[laughs] 575 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,421 Wait, Mom, how do you do this again? 576 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,756 What?! Are you guys... 577 00:23:42,797 --> 00:23:45,842 Well, we paid the neighbor kids to do this. 578 00:23:45,884 --> 00:23:49,012 No, you have helped me fold these from the jump. Stop. 579 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:51,139 Yeah, but it's been a minute, Mom. 580 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:54,809 I'm on my own with this sh--. People are useless. 581 00:23:54,851 --> 00:23:58,688 Okay, so I have to tell you something. 582 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,065 -Oh, jeez. -No! It's really good. 583 00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:03,360 But the real reason why I asked you over here-- 584 00:24:03,401 --> 00:24:05,028 [speaks Portuguese] 585 00:24:05,070 --> 00:24:06,988 I'm not pregnant. 586 00:24:07,030 --> 00:24:09,199 You have to have sex in order to get pregnant. 587 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:10,700 Last time I checked. It's been a minute, 588 00:24:10,742 --> 00:24:12,535 but last time I checked. -Yeah. 589 00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:15,705 Um, I am going on a girls trip. 590 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:18,875 -Where are you going? -Palm Springs. 591 00:24:18,917 --> 00:24:22,045 Okay, so I need your help with the kids. 592 00:24:22,087 --> 00:24:25,256 -How long are you gonna be gone? -Just, like, three days. 593 00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,884 [scoffs] 594 00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,345 I'm good for two hours, 595 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:32,972 and then my head starts to swell. 596 00:24:33,014 --> 00:24:34,849 So, she goes to school at 7:30. 597 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:39,729 You're gonna need to write all this down for her, okay? 598 00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:43,233 -Jaden is at 8:10. -Oh, bloody hell. 599 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:46,069 Do I need to be here after she leaves for school? 600 00:24:46,111 --> 00:24:48,238 -Yes. That's what I'm saying. -At 7 in the morning? 601 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,073 Yeah. [laughs] 602 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:53,076 I really have never gone on a girls trip. 603 00:24:53,118 --> 00:24:55,829 But, like, I'm going with a bunch of girls 604 00:24:55,870 --> 00:24:59,499 that I don't really know, and I'm, like, so nervous. 605 00:24:59,541 --> 00:25:02,085 I'm also a little out of my league. 606 00:25:02,127 --> 00:25:04,129 -In terms of? -[clicks teeth] 607 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:09,092 Like, I went to City Creek, 608 00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,052 and I went into the Louis Vuitton store. 609 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,178 Yeah. 610 00:25:12,220 --> 00:25:13,972 [voice breaking] And, like, I bought a bag 611 00:25:14,014 --> 00:25:16,474 because I just feel like... [sniffles] 612 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:19,894 I want to have something, like, nice around them, 613 00:25:19,936 --> 00:25:23,189 and I just don't want to, like... 614 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:26,192 show up with, like, nothing. Like... 615 00:25:26,234 --> 00:25:28,236 I know--I know what you mean. I do. 616 00:25:28,278 --> 00:25:30,613 And I even hate that I feel like that. 617 00:25:30,655 --> 00:25:32,991 It's so stupid. [sniffles] Like, I... 618 00:25:33,033 --> 00:25:35,118 Why do I feel like I'm-- That's not me. 619 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,537 I'm not that person. I don't care. 620 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:41,791 It's normal to feel like that, but you shouldn't. 621 00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,793 Because you have so many other qualities. 622 00:25:43,835 --> 00:25:45,420 Like, you shouldn't be 623 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,672 basing your worth off of how much money you have. 624 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,424 I know, and I've never felt like that. 625 00:25:49,466 --> 00:25:51,176 I feel like youalways taught me that. 626 00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,677 I did. 627 00:25:52,719 --> 00:25:55,096 You had to do it all on your own. 628 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:58,016 My mom--she was a single mother. 629 00:25:58,058 --> 00:26:02,312 The last time I saw my father was when I was 4, 630 00:26:02,354 --> 00:26:06,358 and he and my mother got into a huge fight, 631 00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:10,028 and he walked out the door and never walked back in. 632 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:12,697 And I don't even know what my dad looks like. 633 00:26:12,739 --> 00:26:15,283 My mom got rid of all his photos. 634 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:18,161 I don't know if he's dead. I don't know if he's alive. 635 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:21,331 I don't know if I have siblings. I don't know. 636 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:23,500 All I know is that he was gay, and he had a boyfriend 637 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,335 and he moved to Florida, 638 00:26:25,377 --> 00:26:27,671 and that's the last time we saw him. 639 00:26:27,712 --> 00:26:29,339 You feel like you have to compete? 640 00:26:29,381 --> 00:26:34,094 Not compete. I just feel like... [sniffles] 641 00:26:34,135 --> 00:26:38,056 I don't want them to make fun of me for having a smaller house, 642 00:26:38,098 --> 00:26:40,350 for not having as a six-- 643 00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:43,436 Like, I'm making my packaging myself, you know? [sniffles] 644 00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:45,689 You've done far better than I, my love. 645 00:26:45,730 --> 00:26:47,524 You got married. You had a bunch of kids. 646 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:52,320 You're so far ahead of the curve for our family, right? 647 00:26:52,362 --> 00:26:55,782 You be you-- funny, smart, and gorgeous. 648 00:26:55,824 --> 00:26:59,577 *** 649 00:26:59,619 --> 00:27:00,662 Coming up... 650 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,872 I had no idea you were Mormon. 651 00:27:12,215 --> 00:27:19,472 *** 652 00:27:23,643 --> 00:27:25,020 Thank you. 653 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,271 HOSTESS: Hi there. 654 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,314 We have a party of four. My name's Whitney. 655 00:27:28,356 --> 00:27:30,442 So, I can show you to your table if you wanna follow me. 656 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,818 WHITNEY: Thank you. 657 00:27:31,860 --> 00:27:41,870 *** 658 00:27:41,911 --> 00:27:42,829 -Hey. -Hey, friends. 659 00:27:42,871 --> 00:27:45,165 -Oh, hi. -How are you? 660 00:27:45,206 --> 00:27:49,169 -Oh, wow, stunner. -You look gorgeous. Well... 661 00:27:49,210 --> 00:27:52,297 Just over the summer, Angie and I 662 00:27:52,339 --> 00:27:54,174 started reaching out to each other, talking, 663 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:57,010 and feels like our lives align. 664 00:27:57,052 --> 00:27:58,345 -Good to see you, man. -So good to see you, too. 665 00:27:58,386 --> 00:28:00,680 Angie and Shawn are such a great couple. 666 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,516 Our kids love each other. In fact, we joke that we want 667 00:28:03,558 --> 00:28:06,311 to arrange a marriage between Elektra and Brooks. 668 00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:09,731 That's like the next step in a friendship level, right? 669 00:28:09,773 --> 00:28:12,025 We do not go out enough, 670 00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,485 and tonight I looked over at Shawn, 671 00:28:13,526 --> 00:28:15,403 and I thought, oh, he looks really handsome. 672 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,489 And well, I probably haven't told him that in 11 years 673 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:19,366 because we just don't get out together, 674 00:28:19,407 --> 00:28:21,701 so glad we're here. -Well, thank you. 675 00:28:21,743 --> 00:28:23,995 Hi. Can I offer you anything to drink to start with tonight? 676 00:28:24,037 --> 00:28:25,288 Have you ever had the Justin Cabernet? 677 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,915 Yes. Let's do a bottle. 678 00:28:26,956 --> 00:28:28,375 Yeah, perfect. I'll get that started. 679 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:29,876 -Thank you. -Thanks, guys. 680 00:28:29,918 --> 00:28:31,044 I'm representing with my... 681 00:28:31,086 --> 00:28:32,379 -WHITNEY: I saw that. -...necklace. 682 00:28:32,420 --> 00:28:34,339 -Looks so good on you. -Oh, thank you. I love it. 683 00:28:34,381 --> 00:28:35,507 -What are you wearing? -I'm representing 684 00:28:35,548 --> 00:28:37,509 with my crystals. That helps me communicate 685 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,804 because Lord knows I need the help. 686 00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,472 -Uh-huh. -So we've been through, 687 00:28:42,514 --> 00:28:43,807 like, a lot of transitions, right, 688 00:28:43,848 --> 00:28:45,809 of me starting the business, him losing his job, 689 00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,852 me going through, unpacking trauma. 690 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:50,313 So, we realized that we're not very good communicators. 691 00:28:50,355 --> 00:28:51,898 -Like, we're, uh-- -Wow. 692 00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:53,191 Did you throw yourself into that? 693 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:55,694 -Yes. -That's a first. 694 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,028 That surprises me about you two. 695 00:28:57,070 --> 00:28:58,488 That's part of the communication process, right? 696 00:28:58,530 --> 00:29:02,575 And I'll think that I told him stuff, but I never did. 697 00:29:02,617 --> 00:29:04,327 -Like, I wrote it on paper. -I can't believe that 698 00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:05,662 you're actually saying this to our friends. 699 00:29:05,704 --> 00:29:07,664 Yeah, well, it's our communication crystal. 700 00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,707 Well, see, the crystal is working for both of you. 701 00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,375 -Yeah. -It really is. 702 00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:12,877 I think over the years, that can happen to everyone 703 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:15,171 because your business takes over, 704 00:29:15,213 --> 00:29:17,924 your kids take over your life. 705 00:29:17,966 --> 00:29:21,094 When you guys start doing things and you start developing 706 00:29:21,136 --> 00:29:23,471 your own careers and things like that, 707 00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:26,016 and I think that can make things very, very difficult. 708 00:29:26,057 --> 00:29:27,851 You know, you wake up one day, 709 00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:30,854 and you're like, "Where's... where's my spouse?" 710 00:29:30,895 --> 00:29:34,357 *** 711 00:29:34,399 --> 00:29:36,026 "I don't really know them today," you know, so... 712 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:37,277 He wakes up one day, 713 00:29:37,318 --> 00:29:38,611 and he's sleeping next to an 11-year-old, 714 00:29:38,653 --> 00:29:40,488 and then I'm on the other end of the bed, 715 00:29:40,530 --> 00:29:43,450 and that--that's where I am because she sleeps in our bed. 716 00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:46,745 -Good night. -Good night. [kisses] 717 00:29:46,786 --> 00:29:50,457 It's just the three of us now. 718 00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:52,625 That's, like, sort of your couple time 719 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:55,128 when your kids go to bed, but then she's right there. 720 00:29:55,170 --> 00:29:58,548 I'm stopping myself from wondering 721 00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:01,384 when or where they have sex, and I really don't want to be 722 00:30:01,426 --> 00:30:03,678 thinking about that because that is none of my business. 723 00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,930 I'll drop in with this steak here. 724 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,390 -Oh, wow. -Oh, thank you. 725 00:30:07,432 --> 00:30:11,144 Got a little order envy over here looking at Shawn's. 726 00:30:11,186 --> 00:30:12,103 I'm gonna cheers to everyone here. 727 00:30:12,145 --> 00:30:13,313 And I'm going to cheers to us. 728 00:30:13,355 --> 00:30:17,108 I honest to God love our connection 729 00:30:17,150 --> 00:30:19,194 and, like, our mutual, like, mom connection. 730 00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,112 -Cheers to that. -[glasses clink] 731 00:30:21,154 --> 00:30:22,322 -We love you. -Cheers. 732 00:30:22,364 --> 00:30:24,866 Well, I love you guys. 733 00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:27,786 -Would anyone like beet salad? -Yeah. Thank you. 734 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:30,914 Oh, you guys, I have been in so much pain 735 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,332 since the snowball fight. 736 00:30:32,374 --> 00:30:35,210 It was the most, like, aggressive thing I've ever seen. 737 00:30:35,251 --> 00:30:37,671 *** 738 00:30:37,712 --> 00:30:39,005 My hair! 739 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,091 -I-- -Sounds more like a car crash. 740 00:30:41,132 --> 00:30:43,385 -Yes. It was like NFL. -It might be-- 741 00:30:43,426 --> 00:30:44,386 I didn't know what hit me. 742 00:30:47,347 --> 00:30:50,350 Although it seemed after Heather gave that speech, 743 00:30:50,392 --> 00:30:54,020 she really wanted to move forward with everyone there, 744 00:30:54,062 --> 00:30:55,939 even though I wasn't quite feeling 745 00:30:55,980 --> 00:30:57,524 that it was directed towards me. 746 00:30:57,565 --> 00:30:59,526 But it's like she was sort of, like, 747 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:01,528 extending the olive branch to everyone. 748 00:31:01,569 --> 00:31:04,114 Yeah. I'm so excited for the girls trip. 749 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:07,325 Are you going? 750 00:31:07,367 --> 00:31:09,536 Wait a minute. So, is this all the girls? 751 00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:12,414 I mean, I haven't heard anything about it. 752 00:31:12,455 --> 00:31:16,918 So, Meredith's hosting an-- a girls trip 753 00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:19,087 to Palm Springs, California. 754 00:31:19,129 --> 00:31:21,047 Why wouldn't you be invited? 755 00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:23,550 You know, that's a good question. 756 00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:27,554 I have been nice to Meredith when I've seen her. 757 00:31:27,595 --> 00:31:28,805 I've gone out of my way to say hello. 758 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:30,932 Well, we've done a lot of things for her. 759 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,893 And, you know, I supported her fashion show. 760 00:31:33,935 --> 00:31:37,397 -I sent people to do the hair. -You did all the hair? 761 00:31:37,439 --> 00:31:38,940 -Yeah. -Yeah. We lost a third 762 00:31:38,982 --> 00:31:40,150 of revenue in one location that day to support that event. 763 00:31:40,191 --> 00:31:42,027 And this is businessman speaking up. 764 00:31:42,068 --> 00:31:45,363 But the point is, is, like, it just was kind of like, 765 00:31:45,405 --> 00:31:46,656 "Thanks for nothing, Angie" 766 00:31:46,698 --> 00:31:49,451 now to, like, see that I'm not being invited. 767 00:31:49,492 --> 00:31:53,580 What I don't get is that Meredith is planning this trip, 768 00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:58,043 and the whole theme of it is let's team build and bond. 769 00:31:58,084 --> 00:32:02,297 So, help me understand how you do that, 770 00:32:02,339 --> 00:32:04,591 but you're excluding someone. 771 00:32:04,632 --> 00:32:07,802 Like, it's really bad energy, and I really don't like it. 772 00:32:07,844 --> 00:32:12,307 So we've got to cleanse this aura and send it away. 773 00:32:12,349 --> 00:32:16,436 It's been my experience that she just kind of 774 00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:18,313 holds on to things and won't let it go. 775 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:20,231 I mean, I can't say things have been that great 776 00:32:20,273 --> 00:32:21,775 with Meredith and I, 777 00:32:21,816 --> 00:32:24,611 but, like, Heather didn't invite me to her event either. 778 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,488 I had to get invited through Lisa there, 779 00:32:26,529 --> 00:32:28,073 and it's like--it feels like 780 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,283 those two are trying to ice me out because if I'm-- 781 00:32:30,325 --> 00:32:31,951 So, I'm inviting you officially. 782 00:32:31,993 --> 00:32:34,496 -Will you come as my plus-one? -There you go. 783 00:32:37,874 --> 00:32:39,584 I do love Palm Springs. I'm not gonna lie. 784 00:32:39,626 --> 00:32:41,336 Okay, so are you gonna come? 785 00:32:41,378 --> 00:32:43,755 You know what? I would love to go as your guest. 786 00:32:43,797 --> 00:32:46,800 We should get you a jump seat as a flight attendant. 787 00:32:46,841 --> 00:32:48,802 If you make the announcement on the plane... 788 00:32:48,843 --> 00:32:52,138 Hold on to your ass, bitches. It's gonna be a turbulent ride. 789 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:54,140 -[laughs] -Coming up... 790 00:32:54,182 --> 00:32:58,603 LISA: Oh, my God. Does anyone see my ring on the floor? 791 00:32:58,645 --> 00:33:02,148 Does anybody see a ring on the floor? 792 00:33:02,190 --> 00:33:04,901 I am freaking out. 793 00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:14,119 *** 794 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:21,209 -Stop. -Hi. [laughs] 795 00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,420 -Excuse-moi,baby. Hi! -Hi. 796 00:33:23,461 --> 00:33:25,880 -So good to see you. -I know. So good to see you. 797 00:33:25,922 --> 00:33:28,174 -My gosh. How have you been? -I've been good. 798 00:33:28,216 --> 00:33:30,468 -You're so busy with the book. -I know. 799 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,720 How are you hanging in there? You are just a... 800 00:33:31,761 --> 00:33:33,680 -I am hanging in. -Oh, my gosh. 801 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,807 We're going on a girls trip to Palm Springs. 802 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:37,142 Okay. 803 00:33:37,183 --> 00:33:38,351 My friend Monica is meeting me here. 804 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:39,561 -Okay. -But I get the best stuff. 805 00:33:39,602 --> 00:33:41,855 -Of course. Are you kidding me? -[laughs] 806 00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:47,485 *** 807 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,571 -Hi. [gasps] -Hi! 808 00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:52,449 When I heard Meredith had invited Monica to Palm Springs, 809 00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,743 she seemed like a lot of fun at the brunch, 810 00:33:54,784 --> 00:33:57,037 and I wanna get to know Monica better. 811 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,539 We need to get, like, stuff for poolside. 812 00:33:59,581 --> 00:34:01,124 -I know! -We need stuff for, like... 813 00:34:01,166 --> 00:34:02,917 going out on the town. -Yeah. 814 00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:06,671 Shopping's a great way to, like, have some fun and bond, 815 00:34:06,713 --> 00:34:09,591 booze, and plan for the trip. 816 00:34:09,632 --> 00:34:11,217 -Colorful and bright. -Need something, like, psssh! 817 00:34:11,259 --> 00:34:13,261 I mean, these girls don't play. They dress up for that stuff. 818 00:34:13,303 --> 00:34:15,472 -I know. It's crazy. -I know. 819 00:34:15,513 --> 00:34:19,351 If Heather's brunch taught me anything, 820 00:34:19,392 --> 00:34:21,436 it's that these ladies will go all out 821 00:34:21,478 --> 00:34:23,897 with their fashion from head to toe. 822 00:34:23,938 --> 00:34:29,986 My style is more of, um... like, spit-up on my shirt 823 00:34:30,028 --> 00:34:34,032 and...probably Goldfish in my hair, 824 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:36,743 like, leggings, some sneakers. 825 00:34:36,785 --> 00:34:39,287 Like, I'm running late to everything, but I'm trying. 826 00:34:39,329 --> 00:34:42,791 That's my style. [laughs] 827 00:34:42,832 --> 00:34:44,876 I'm gonna help you pack. I'm here to help you. 828 00:34:44,918 --> 00:34:46,461 -Seriously. -Your first girls trip. 829 00:34:46,503 --> 00:34:47,879 -I know. -Plus I know these women. 830 00:34:47,921 --> 00:34:49,422 And I kind of know the dress code. 831 00:34:49,464 --> 00:34:52,342 Yeah, so give me some--give me some tips on that, 'cause... 832 00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:53,885 Well, I'm actually curious. 833 00:34:53,927 --> 00:34:55,387 Like, how are you friends with Lisa? 834 00:34:55,428 --> 00:35:00,183 Okay, so I actually met Lisa through Angie K. 835 00:35:00,225 --> 00:35:01,601 -Oh. -Yeah. 836 00:35:01,643 --> 00:35:03,061 How do you know Angie K.? 837 00:35:03,103 --> 00:35:07,691 I actually met Angie K. a long time ago through Jen, 838 00:35:07,732 --> 00:35:09,359 and we've just been friends ever since. 839 00:35:09,401 --> 00:35:10,819 I went to high school with Angie K., 840 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:13,571 so I've known her forever. -Wait, okay. What? 841 00:35:13,613 --> 00:35:16,825 I wanted to kind of look over here at these glammy gowns. 842 00:35:16,866 --> 00:35:18,785 *** 843 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:22,747 -This would be fantastic on you. -Oh, thank you. This is cute. 844 00:35:22,789 --> 00:35:25,542 Wait, so even though you guys went to high school together, 845 00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:26,876 you guys aren't really, like, close, then? 846 00:35:26,918 --> 00:35:28,670 -No, we're not close at all. -Okay. 847 00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:31,506 I don't want really anything to do with her. 848 00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:33,091 I hope she's not coming to Palm Springs. 849 00:35:33,133 --> 00:35:34,676 Meredith said she wasn't inviting her, so I'm hoping. 850 00:35:34,718 --> 00:35:36,803 What?! Okay, I totally uncovered 851 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,013 something that I did not know here. 852 00:35:38,054 --> 00:35:40,849 -Yeah. I don't like her. -Why? What happened? 853 00:35:40,890 --> 00:35:43,852 I think she seems just catty and jealous and... 854 00:35:43,893 --> 00:35:45,687 not anyone that I wanna invest any time with. 855 00:35:45,729 --> 00:35:47,814 I have a lot of clarity in my relationships right now, 856 00:35:47,856 --> 00:35:50,608 and, like, I've made genuine efforts for years and, like, 857 00:35:50,650 --> 00:35:52,235 not interested. 858 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:54,529 You know, I'm not on the best terms with Angie. 859 00:35:54,571 --> 00:35:56,156 My feelings have been really hurt. 860 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:59,409 She said horrible things that she knows aren't true. 861 00:35:59,451 --> 00:36:01,995 Guess what? Everybody is saying that perhaps 862 00:36:02,037 --> 00:36:03,079 her and Heather were in their room 863 00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:04,539 doing Barbie scissor kicks 864 00:36:04,581 --> 00:36:06,708 and then Jen beat the sh-- out of her. 865 00:36:06,750 --> 00:36:08,877 What do you mean by Barbie scissor kicks? 866 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:12,297 They're in the room having a sexual relationship. 867 00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:14,049 Who knows? 868 00:36:14,090 --> 00:36:17,052 And she insinuated that I had sex with Jen, 869 00:36:17,093 --> 00:36:18,970 which she also knows is not true. 870 00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:20,889 -You want a champagne? -Sure. 871 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:21,848 Okay. 872 00:36:21,890 --> 00:36:23,725 You know, Monica's Angie's friend. 873 00:36:23,767 --> 00:36:25,393 It concerns me a little bit, 874 00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:28,063 but I'm just gonna give Monica the benefit of the doubt. 875 00:36:28,104 --> 00:36:31,191 I don't want her to be guilty by association. 876 00:36:31,232 --> 00:36:32,317 -Cheers. -Cheers, Heather. 877 00:36:32,359 --> 00:36:34,152 -To new friendships. -For real. 878 00:36:34,194 --> 00:36:36,321 -Keeping it real. -Mm-hmm. 879 00:36:36,363 --> 00:36:37,655 So, what's your story? 880 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,240 Are you--Were you raised Mormon? 881 00:36:39,282 --> 00:36:40,909 -Kind of. -Kind of? 882 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,410 -Is there such a thing? -I'm--Yeah. 883 00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:43,578 Is being kind of? 884 00:36:43,620 --> 00:36:45,038 That's how I'm raising my girls. 885 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,373 I'm kind of raising my girls in the Church. [laughs] 886 00:36:46,414 --> 00:36:47,999 -Oh, really? You are? -Kind of. 887 00:36:48,041 --> 00:36:50,710 -So, wait, are you Mormon? -Heather... 888 00:36:50,752 --> 00:36:52,420 We should not have had that champagne. 889 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:55,256 [laughs] No, we should have. 890 00:36:55,298 --> 00:36:57,842 My mom converted to the Church, 891 00:36:57,884 --> 00:37:01,054 so I was pretty much raised in the Church, but-- 892 00:37:01,096 --> 00:37:03,515 I had no idea you were Mormon. Is your-- 893 00:37:03,556 --> 00:37:08,228 I was married in the temple, and then I was excommunicated. 894 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:09,813 For? 895 00:37:11,648 --> 00:37:13,233 For ----ing my brother-in-law for 18 months. 896 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:16,945 -Okay. -[laughs] Yeah. 897 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:18,655 *** 898 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,240 -I've heard-- -Yeah, you thought 899 00:37:20,281 --> 00:37:21,449 youwere a bad Mormon. -I've heard a lot of excommu-- 900 00:37:21,491 --> 00:37:23,368 You thought you were a bad Mormon. 901 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:26,037 Shut up. Your husband's brother? 902 00:37:26,079 --> 00:37:29,040 So, my husband's sister-- her husband. 903 00:37:31,084 --> 00:37:33,920 [laughs] 904 00:37:33,962 --> 00:37:36,131 So, wait, how did you get caught? 905 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:39,175 Oh, no, I came out with it. I felt guilty. 906 00:37:39,217 --> 00:37:41,136 I went and saw my bishop. 907 00:37:41,177 --> 00:37:43,430 Told him, "I've been sleeping with my brother-in-law"? 908 00:37:43,471 --> 00:37:46,099 -That's exactly the word-- -Did they excommunicate him? 909 00:37:46,141 --> 00:37:47,475 -No. -Yeah. 910 00:37:47,517 --> 00:37:48,935 They never excommunicate the men. 911 00:37:48,977 --> 00:37:52,731 Girl. Like, genuinely and truly, probably... 912 00:37:52,772 --> 00:37:55,900 [voice breaking] Like...I don't know. 913 00:37:55,942 --> 00:37:58,945 one of the worst experiences of my life because 914 00:37:58,987 --> 00:38:02,407 I really did feel so bad, and I thought coming out with it... 915 00:38:02,449 --> 00:38:04,159 -You'd feel like this... -Yeah. 916 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:06,286 And really, I just was shunned from everything 917 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:09,831 and everyone and literally unwelcome everywhere. 918 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:13,501 And I genuinely felt like I was tagged, like... 919 00:38:13,543 --> 00:38:15,587 -Scarlet Letter. -Yeah. 920 00:38:15,628 --> 00:38:17,213 And just to see him not go through that... 921 00:38:17,255 --> 00:38:18,840 Yeah, and get the complete different... 922 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:20,759 -Mm-hmm. Treatment. -...treatment, 923 00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:22,844 I feel that for sure. -Yeah. Yeah. 924 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:26,181 I don't know that much about Heather, but I feel 925 00:38:26,222 --> 00:38:29,351 like she and I have the most similar backgrounds. 926 00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:31,686 I just find for me 927 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:33,146 and everything I've been through, 928 00:38:33,188 --> 00:38:34,981 it's best to just lay it all out there on the table 929 00:38:35,023 --> 00:38:37,359 because everything always comes out. 930 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:44,657 And the true power in owning your past and your present 931 00:38:44,699 --> 00:38:48,036 is no one can weaponize it against you, ever. 932 00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:49,412 So, you stopped wearing your garments 933 00:38:49,454 --> 00:38:50,830 when you got excommunicated... 934 00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:51,873 Yes. 'Cause they told you. Yeah. 935 00:38:51,915 --> 00:38:53,291 Yeah, you're not allowed to wear 'em. 936 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,543 I literally that night, the first thing I did was 937 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:58,546 I left my council and went to Victoria's Secret and bought, 938 00:38:58,588 --> 00:39:01,132 like, 30 thongs for the first time ever in my life. 939 00:39:01,174 --> 00:39:02,634 Because you're like, "Yeah, I'm not gonna wear garments. 940 00:39:02,676 --> 00:39:04,302 I'm gonna wear panties." -Yeah. [laughs] 941 00:39:04,344 --> 00:39:06,846 I know. The first time-- the first time I wore panties, 942 00:39:06,888 --> 00:39:09,140 I borrowed from my daughter 'cause I didn't have any. 943 00:39:09,182 --> 00:39:10,934 -[gasps] Are you serious? -Yeah, I just had biker shorts 944 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:12,268 that I had worn, like... -Oh, my gosh. 945 00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:14,979 ...since I had been my, you know, 21 years old. 946 00:39:15,021 --> 00:39:18,233 Yeah. 947 00:39:18,274 --> 00:39:24,906 *** 948 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:27,409 MEREDITH: This is cute for Palm Springs. 949 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,911 *** 950 00:39:29,953 --> 00:39:32,205 Ooh. And then you showed the straps, and I had 951 00:39:32,247 --> 00:39:34,124 to kind of take that back. -[laughter] 952 00:39:34,165 --> 00:39:35,500 What? No, it ties. 953 00:39:35,542 --> 00:39:37,419 I thought that was long sleeves. 954 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:38,920 It's a swimsuit, honey. 955 00:39:38,962 --> 00:39:41,673 It'd be kind of sick if you, like, swam in a surf suit. 956 00:39:41,715 --> 00:39:43,341 That could be a vibe. 957 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,260 I don't have one. 958 00:39:45,301 --> 00:39:47,846 Okay, well, I'm sure you can find one in Palm Springs. 959 00:39:47,887 --> 00:39:49,764 Don't people surf there? 960 00:39:49,806 --> 00:39:51,349 It's the desert, honey. 961 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:57,439 *** 962 00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,399 [line rings] 963 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,943 MAN: Thank you for calling Trixie Motel. 964 00:40:01,985 --> 00:40:03,945 This is Trixie Hotel? 965 00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:07,198 -Motel, yes. -Oh, motel. Sorry. 966 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:12,078 Um, do you guys have 2003 Don Perignon? 967 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:15,248 Uh, no. 968 00:40:15,290 --> 00:40:17,417 Okay. And do you have room service? 969 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:19,210 Yes, we have a full bar. 970 00:40:19,252 --> 00:40:20,879 -And then for our food... -Mm-hmm. 971 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:23,798 ...we have 1-to-2 person shareable pizzas 972 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,216 and, like, cheese boards, 973 00:40:25,258 --> 00:40:27,844 but, like, we don't have, like, a huge menu. 974 00:40:27,886 --> 00:40:30,764 -Okay. Have a great day. -You as well. 975 00:40:30,805 --> 00:40:32,557 *** 976 00:40:32,599 --> 00:40:33,892 -Pizza? -[chuckles] 977 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:36,978 And they don't have Don Perignon. 978 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,481 Okay. Who doesn't have Don Perignon?! 979 00:40:39,522 --> 00:40:42,400 You gotta pray for me, babe. 980 00:40:42,442 --> 00:40:47,989 *** 981 00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:50,825 -Packing already? -[singsongy] Packing already. 982 00:40:50,867 --> 00:40:53,495 But look at these. 983 00:40:53,536 --> 00:40:56,873 Would you die? 984 00:40:56,915 --> 00:40:58,166 It's not something Iwould wear. 985 00:40:58,208 --> 00:40:59,751 They look like clown shoes, but I, like, 986 00:40:59,793 --> 00:41:01,294 think they're the coolest thing ever. 987 00:41:01,336 --> 00:41:03,004 [whimpers] 988 00:41:03,046 --> 00:41:06,007 Are you excited to be with everybody? 989 00:41:06,049 --> 00:41:07,217 The last three trips we went on... 990 00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:08,510 Yeah. 991 00:41:08,551 --> 00:41:10,011 ...were, like, ----ing "Amityville Horror." 992 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:12,389 -For both of us. -Yeah, it was awful. 993 00:41:12,430 --> 00:41:14,140 You know, Meredith didn't invite Angie. 994 00:41:14,182 --> 00:41:15,809 I'm super bummed she's not coming, 995 00:41:15,850 --> 00:41:17,977 but I'm not gonna cry on this trip. 996 00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:20,021 I have nothing to cry about, but I think this trip 997 00:41:20,063 --> 00:41:23,692 is gonna be really telling, like, who's actually 998 00:41:23,733 --> 00:41:27,570 having a fresh start and, like, who actually is faking things. 999 00:41:27,612 --> 00:41:30,657 *** 1000 00:41:30,699 --> 00:41:32,117 Coming up... 1001 00:41:32,158 --> 00:41:34,077 They just don't know I'm coming. Surprise! 1002 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:35,203 -[laughs] Okay. -And it's not a bad thing. 1003 00:41:35,245 --> 00:41:36,371 -Surprise! -She just wasn't invited. 1004 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:37,997 And I wasn't told I couldn't bring-- 1005 00:41:45,338 --> 00:41:45,672 *** 1006 00:41:47,298 --> 00:41:49,926 [jet roaring] 1007 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:57,308 *** 1008 00:42:01,312 --> 00:42:04,024 *** 1009 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:06,818 *** 1010 00:42:08,445 --> 00:42:10,530 *** 1011 00:42:16,745 --> 00:42:18,329 -How are you? -How are you? 1012 00:42:18,371 --> 00:42:21,666 You look so perfect for Palm Springs. 1013 00:42:21,708 --> 00:42:23,668 *** 1014 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:25,253 Love you. [smooches] 1015 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:28,298 -This is my daughter Chloe. -Hi. 1016 00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:31,009 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. Yeah. 1017 00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:36,389 [indistinct P.A. announcement] 1018 00:42:36,431 --> 00:42:38,433 -Well, hello, my darling. -Hi. 1019 00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:46,149 I guess-- 1020 00:42:46,191 --> 00:42:48,443 That's why I got a dirty chai with coconut. 1021 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:51,321 -Oh, yeah, let me drink some. -* A little energy * 1022 00:42:58,953 --> 00:43:02,374 I'm sitting by you, girl. 1023 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,669 Xanies in the Louis. 1024 00:43:05,710 --> 00:43:08,838 -Hello! -Hi! 1025 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:09,964 -How are you? -Hey. Good. How are you? 1026 00:43:10,006 --> 00:43:11,508 -Good. -Oh, my gosh, 1027 00:43:11,549 --> 00:43:13,009 this hour is killing me. 1028 00:43:20,558 --> 00:43:24,562 -Is she coming later then? -MEREDITH: I would imagine so. 1029 00:43:24,604 --> 00:43:25,855 This is supposed to be 1030 00:43:25,897 --> 00:43:28,024 a reconnecting, trust-building trip, 1031 00:43:28,066 --> 00:43:30,819 and it's definitely odd and kind of annoying 1032 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:34,197 that Whitney chose to go at a different time on her own. 1033 00:43:36,574 --> 00:43:38,993 [roaring] 1034 00:43:39,035 --> 00:43:49,045 *** 1035 00:43:49,087 --> 00:43:50,422 Thank you. 1036 00:43:50,463 --> 00:43:52,382 This is amazing. 1037 00:43:52,424 --> 00:43:53,550 *** 1038 00:43:53,591 --> 00:43:56,761 Oh...my...God. 1039 00:43:56,803 --> 00:43:59,556 -It's like a dollhouse. -Okay. 1040 00:43:59,597 --> 00:44:02,851 I knew it was pink, but I didn't realize everything is pink. 1041 00:44:02,892 --> 00:44:05,270 *** 1042 00:44:05,311 --> 00:44:07,313 -TRIXIE: [singsongy] Hello! -[singsongy] Hello! 1043 00:44:07,355 --> 00:44:09,274 -Welcome, welcome, welcome. -It's so gorgeous. 1044 00:44:09,315 --> 00:44:11,192 -Isn't it beautiful? -Oh, my God. 1045 00:44:11,234 --> 00:44:12,485 -You look so nice. -Trixie, this is 1046 00:44:12,527 --> 00:44:14,029 my good friend Angie. -Hi. Nice to meet you. 1047 00:44:14,070 --> 00:44:15,363 Hi. You look so pretty. 1048 00:44:15,405 --> 00:44:17,574 Thank you so much for having us. 1049 00:44:17,615 --> 00:44:22,037 I've known Trixie for quite some time. We've hung out together. 1050 00:44:22,078 --> 00:44:24,414 We've collabed together. She was my friend first. 1051 00:44:24,456 --> 00:44:26,541 So, it's like, of course I'm gonna come early 1052 00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,626 to my friend's motel, 1053 00:44:28,668 --> 00:44:32,589 and I think it's a funny, cheeky way of marking my territory. 1054 00:44:32,630 --> 00:44:34,424 -You look gorgeous. -Well, I gotta compete 1055 00:44:34,466 --> 00:44:36,926 with you whores and make you all look 4 feet tall, but... 1056 00:44:36,968 --> 00:44:38,261 This is amazing. 1057 00:44:38,303 --> 00:44:39,596 Is it a little different than Salt Lake? 1058 00:44:39,637 --> 00:44:42,223 -This is a dream come true. -It's all calm. 1059 00:44:42,265 --> 00:44:43,767 I have all of your cards on file. 1060 00:44:43,808 --> 00:44:45,435 -Well, it's calm for now. -If anything gets broken... 1061 00:44:45,477 --> 00:44:46,853 -It's calm for now. -[laughs] Okay. 1062 00:44:46,895 --> 00:44:52,484 *** 1063 00:44:52,525 --> 00:44:55,612 [roaring] 1064 00:44:55,653 --> 00:44:58,323 *** 1065 00:44:58,365 --> 00:45:02,535 LISA: Oh, my God. Does anyone see my ring on the floor? 1066 00:45:02,577 --> 00:45:06,706 Does anybody see a ring on the floor? 1067 00:45:06,748 --> 00:45:09,292 I am freaking out. 1068 00:45:11,503 --> 00:45:12,545 [toilet flushes] 1069 00:45:12,587 --> 00:45:16,716 Monica, do you see it? Can you help me? 1070 00:45:16,758 --> 00:45:19,052 Oh, my God. Sh--. Sh--. 1071 00:45:21,971 --> 00:45:22,889 -[toilet flushes] -Oh, my God. 1072 00:45:22,931 --> 00:45:24,766 John is gonna kill me. 1073 00:45:24,808 --> 00:45:30,647 You guys, does anybody see a ring on the floor? 1074 00:45:30,689 --> 00:45:34,901 [toilet flushes] 1075 00:45:34,943 --> 00:45:36,361 Oh, my gosh. 1076 00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,947 LISA: My ring--it is totally gone. 1077 00:45:38,988 --> 00:45:40,824 I am pulling up my jeans, 1078 00:45:40,865 --> 00:45:43,910 and I feel my ring start to slip off my finger, 1079 00:45:43,952 --> 00:45:45,495 and I felt like I caught it. 1080 00:45:45,537 --> 00:45:49,207 And then I looked, and I'm like, oh, my gosh, my ring is missing. 1081 00:45:49,249 --> 00:45:50,959 I literally stayed in that bathroom 1082 00:45:51,001 --> 00:45:54,129 for at least 45 minutes. 1083 00:45:54,170 --> 00:45:56,214 What a sh--ty way to start this trip. 1084 00:45:56,256 --> 00:45:58,133 I can't even believe this just happened to me. 1085 00:45:58,174 --> 00:45:59,592 I still can't find it. 1086 00:45:59,634 --> 00:46:01,845 I'm gonna do a report with security 1087 00:46:01,886 --> 00:46:03,888 to see if anybody turns it in. 1088 00:46:03,930 --> 00:46:06,099 I'm really upset. It's sentimental. 1089 00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,684 -It's from John. -Yeah. It's a big deal. 1090 00:46:07,726 --> 00:46:09,811 -I'm so sorry. -We looked everywhere. 1091 00:46:09,853 --> 00:46:11,813 We had people unlock, like, toilet things. 1092 00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:13,481 I hope you didn't wear it and think you did. 1093 00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:15,400 -Yeah. no, no, I had it on. -I'm gonna get my suitcase. 1094 00:46:15,442 --> 00:46:17,902 -You really did? -Oh, yeah. That's on the plane. 1095 00:46:17,944 --> 00:46:22,782 It's 60 G's. It's my big one. The big emerald-cut one. 1096 00:46:22,824 --> 00:46:23,950 This is horrible. 1097 00:46:23,992 --> 00:46:25,326 It sucks. 1098 00:46:25,368 --> 00:46:27,537 I don't know what could have happened because 1099 00:46:27,579 --> 00:46:31,166 we all were... searching high and low 1100 00:46:31,207 --> 00:46:33,918 in that lovely public restroom. 1101 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:36,421 I don't think that ring was worth that, first off. 1102 00:46:36,463 --> 00:46:38,298 I don't think it's worth $60,000. 1103 00:46:38,340 --> 00:46:39,716 Someone stole that. 1104 00:46:39,758 --> 00:46:43,178 It's at the pawn shop, like Sublime said. 1105 00:46:43,219 --> 00:46:45,221 I think it was Colonel Mustard with the plunger 1106 00:46:45,263 --> 00:46:47,432 in the third stall from the back. 1107 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:50,727 It's gone. Yeah. Bye. 1108 00:46:50,769 --> 00:46:54,314 It's the big one, too. 1109 00:46:54,356 --> 00:46:57,192 Okay, let's cross. 1110 00:46:57,233 --> 00:46:59,778 Everyone, all the little ducklings in a row. 1111 00:46:59,819 --> 00:47:01,613 I'm gonna file a report with security 1112 00:47:01,654 --> 00:47:03,156 to see if they're gonna find it. 1113 00:47:03,198 --> 00:47:05,283 -We have another cross. -Okay. 1114 00:47:05,325 --> 00:47:06,743 -[horn honks] -Oh, thank you. 1115 00:47:06,785 --> 00:47:08,912 Oh. I didn't have enough momentum. 1116 00:47:08,953 --> 00:47:10,246 -Oh, wow. -It slipped off 1117 00:47:10,288 --> 00:47:11,331 and I thought it landed in my jeans. 1118 00:47:11,373 --> 00:47:12,415 Not to be gross, but I was, like, going 1119 00:47:12,457 --> 00:47:13,875 to pull up my pants. -Yeah. 1120 00:47:13,917 --> 00:47:15,710 -And I'm like, I felt it slide. -Oh, in the stall. Okay. 1121 00:47:15,752 --> 00:47:18,421 In the stall, and then every woman in there was like, 1122 00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:20,090 "Let's find her ring." 1123 00:47:20,131 --> 00:47:22,342 -Okay. -Go on, girl. 1124 00:47:22,384 --> 00:47:24,386 Go ahead. You need help? 1125 00:47:24,427 --> 00:47:26,012 -[sighs] -Made it. 1126 00:47:26,054 --> 00:47:27,806 Oh, my gosh. 1127 00:47:27,847 --> 00:47:30,767 -[bleep] -Yeah. 1128 00:47:30,809 --> 00:47:32,769 -Can you help me pull this off? -Yeah. 1129 00:47:32,811 --> 00:47:34,104 Thank you. 1130 00:47:34,145 --> 00:47:35,814 -I know. What a workout. -That was, like, your day. 1131 00:47:35,855 --> 00:47:39,651 -Are you riding back? -Yeah. I'm so bummed, though. 1132 00:47:39,693 --> 00:47:41,528 Like, I got to snap out of it. 1133 00:47:41,569 --> 00:47:43,780 I thought the best theory was that bin, because if she 1134 00:47:43,822 --> 00:47:44,989 put her hand back, and it wouldn't have made so-- 1135 00:47:45,031 --> 00:47:46,950 -I reached in there. -She reached in there. 1136 00:47:46,991 --> 00:47:49,285 -I went in the tampons, girl. -And they were not-- 1137 00:47:49,327 --> 00:47:51,871 -It was not there. -No. 1138 00:47:51,913 --> 00:47:53,289 -Well... -[laughs] 1139 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:56,793 MONICA: Ah! 1140 00:47:56,835 --> 00:47:58,920 *** 1141 00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:01,339 LISA: I'm, like, so mad at myself right now. 1142 00:48:01,381 --> 00:48:05,135 A $60,000 ring literally just disappeared. 1143 00:48:05,176 --> 00:48:08,221 *** 1144 00:48:08,263 --> 00:48:09,806 LISA: Mad about my ring. 1145 00:48:09,848 --> 00:48:11,891 Well, at some point, you have to let it go. 1146 00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:15,061 -Yeah, I will. It's still fresh. -Kinda. 1147 00:48:15,103 --> 00:48:19,482 Lisa's not gonna have any fun. She's gonna dwell on that ring. 1148 00:48:19,524 --> 00:48:21,234 I've only lost one other thing ever, 1149 00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:23,486 and it was a pair of Chanel sunglasses. 1150 00:48:23,528 --> 00:48:25,822 And I still am like, where are they? 1151 00:48:25,864 --> 00:48:28,408 This is why they say more money, more problems, girl. 1152 00:48:28,450 --> 00:48:32,704 It's hard 'cause it's sentimental, you know? 1153 00:48:32,746 --> 00:48:34,122 I-I may not-- 1154 00:48:34,164 --> 00:48:36,499 I'd feel very sentimental about anything over $10,000. 1155 00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:37,667 [laughs] 1156 00:48:42,213 --> 00:48:44,674 My dignity. 1157 00:48:44,716 --> 00:48:46,801 [chuckles] 1158 00:48:46,843 --> 00:48:48,219 I just think that what's in your favor 1159 00:48:48,261 --> 00:48:49,763 is that people, even if they saw it, 1160 00:48:49,804 --> 00:48:52,098 they would think, "I'm not gonna pick it up." 1161 00:48:52,140 --> 00:48:53,767 -It's fake. I feel like that. -It's on a bathroom floor. 1162 00:48:53,808 --> 00:48:55,352 Yeah. People would think it's fake. 1163 00:48:55,393 --> 00:48:56,811 She's like, it's fake. 1164 00:48:56,853 --> 00:48:57,812 MONICA: No, I was thinking people would think. 1165 00:48:57,854 --> 00:48:59,647 I'm gonna actually call my jeweler. 1166 00:48:59,689 --> 00:49:01,358 Oh, Lord. 1167 00:49:01,399 --> 00:49:04,778 I don't have a jeweler. [laughs] 1168 00:49:04,819 --> 00:49:07,697 -MARY: Did you have insurance? -LISA: I'm sure it's insured, 1169 00:49:07,739 --> 00:49:10,700 but it's the sentiment behind it. 1170 00:49:10,742 --> 00:49:12,827 It's like you can't replace it. 1171 00:49:12,869 --> 00:49:14,162 *** 1172 00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:16,039 What the hell? 1173 00:49:16,081 --> 00:49:17,874 Like, for real. 1174 00:49:17,916 --> 00:49:20,543 I mean, how sentimental can it be if she's already 1175 00:49:20,585 --> 00:49:22,921 on the phone with her jeweler to get it replaced? 1176 00:49:22,962 --> 00:49:24,339 Gonna have John call 'em. 1177 00:49:24,381 --> 00:49:29,052 I had my hand in a toilet in a public restroom! 1178 00:49:29,094 --> 00:49:31,429 Such bullsh--. 1179 00:49:31,471 --> 00:49:34,140 This is why I don't have $60,000 rings. 1180 00:49:34,182 --> 00:49:36,184 -Whatever, Monica. -[laughter] 1181 00:49:36,226 --> 00:49:40,063 -You've got pretty rings on. -Yes, but not $60,000. 1182 00:49:47,445 --> 00:49:47,779 *** 1183 00:49:49,864 --> 00:49:52,075 ANGIE: We're gonna be fighting over the rooms. 1184 00:49:52,117 --> 00:49:53,368 -Thank God we showed up early. -WHITNEY: Yeah. 1185 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,786 But they don't know you're coming. 1186 00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:56,538 They just don't know I'm coming. [singsongy] Surprise! 1187 00:49:56,579 --> 00:49:57,789 She's--and it's not a bad thing. 1188 00:49:57,831 --> 00:49:59,624 -Surprise! -She just wasn't invited, 1189 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:00,875 and I wasn't told I couldn't bring-- 1190 00:50:00,917 --> 00:50:02,669 It's not a bad thing. She just wasn't invited. 1191 00:50:02,711 --> 00:50:05,588 Wasn't invited, and I wasn't told I couldn't bring a guest. 1192 00:50:05,630 --> 00:50:07,924 You know what? Drag is illegal in Tennessee, 1193 00:50:07,966 --> 00:50:09,384 so I think we should do whatever we want, okay? 1194 00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:10,677 -Yes. -I am with you on that. 1195 00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,637 Given that the theme of this trip is 1196 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:14,806 building trust and, like, bonding... 1197 00:50:14,848 --> 00:50:17,100 [singsongy] Oh, another amazing room. 1198 00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:19,144 Bringing Angie as a surprise, 1199 00:50:19,185 --> 00:50:22,981 I fully am aware that I'm, like, poking the bear. 1200 00:50:23,023 --> 00:50:25,608 I'm lighting the match, throwing it in the fire. 1201 00:50:25,650 --> 00:50:27,152 But if we're gonna build trust, 1202 00:50:27,193 --> 00:50:29,821 then we gotta burn down this house and start over. 1203 00:50:29,863 --> 00:50:32,699 This one's the biggest, the most private, 1204 00:50:32,741 --> 00:50:35,243 and it has the biggest bathroom. -ANGIE: Room is amazing. 1205 00:50:35,285 --> 00:50:36,619 -They're all good, I know. -I know. 1206 00:50:36,661 --> 00:50:38,997 So, what room do you want? 1207 00:50:39,039 --> 00:50:41,583 Would the biggest room go to the hostess? 1208 00:50:41,624 --> 00:50:43,585 I don't know. 1209 00:50:43,626 --> 00:50:45,920 That would be, like, probably the most 1210 00:50:45,962 --> 00:50:48,673 diplomatic, respectful thing to do. 1211 00:50:48,715 --> 00:50:51,176 Okay. But I came first to pick my room, so... 1212 00:50:51,217 --> 00:50:54,095 *** 1213 00:50:54,137 --> 00:50:56,056 Why don't you guys get changed, enjoy the pool, 1214 00:50:56,097 --> 00:50:57,515 and I'll see you guys later? -Okay. 1215 00:50:57,557 --> 00:50:58,975 -Thank you. -Bye! 1216 00:50:59,017 --> 00:51:00,352 -Thank you for the amazing tour. -Of course. 1217 00:51:00,393 --> 00:51:01,686 See you later. 1218 00:51:01,728 --> 00:51:03,688 LISA: Has anybody heard from Whitney? 1219 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:05,857 Just the text from earlier. Nothing else. 1220 00:51:05,899 --> 00:51:07,150 LISA: Okay. 1221 00:51:07,192 --> 00:51:09,736 So, she didn't say if she's coming down, or... 1222 00:51:09,778 --> 00:51:11,112 -No, she said she's coming. -Okay. 1223 00:51:11,154 --> 00:51:13,239 She just said she's taking a different flight. 1224 00:51:13,281 --> 00:51:15,075 But I don't know when. 1225 00:51:15,116 --> 00:51:16,868 *** 1226 00:51:16,910 --> 00:51:18,870 I didn't even tell Lisa I was coming. 1227 00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:22,332 Imagine Meredith's face when she sees me. 1228 00:51:22,374 --> 00:51:25,168 The one person that you didn't want here is here. 1229 00:51:25,210 --> 00:51:27,504 Other dynamics that I didn't really think of 1230 00:51:27,545 --> 00:51:32,384 when I made the very impulsive decision to come here early... 1231 00:51:32,425 --> 00:51:34,969 just like, is Heather gonna be mad? 1232 00:51:35,011 --> 00:51:38,598 *** 1233 00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:42,686 -Want a chip? -Thanks, Monica. 1234 00:51:42,727 --> 00:51:46,564 Can you not give chips over my clothes, please? 1235 00:51:46,606 --> 00:51:48,983 -Sorry, Mary. -I don't like crumbs. 1236 00:51:49,025 --> 00:51:51,194 No crumbs on Mary. [crunching] 1237 00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:54,489 Do you know the best thing about being a little girl is? 1238 00:51:54,531 --> 00:51:57,450 -We're not old hags. -We are not old hags, 1239 00:51:57,492 --> 00:52:00,370 and we are not miserable bitches either. 1240 00:52:00,412 --> 00:52:03,373 -We're happy girls. -[chuckles] 1241 00:52:03,415 --> 00:52:06,251 I just wanna get to where we're going. 1242 00:52:06,292 --> 00:52:08,753 Same. I know. You don't want to be in transit anymore. 1243 00:52:08,795 --> 00:52:10,046 We have been voyaging since 6 a.m. 1244 00:52:10,088 --> 00:52:12,757 Oh, my God. Do you know where Whitney is? 1245 00:52:12,799 --> 00:52:14,676 She texted Meredith. 1246 00:52:14,718 --> 00:52:16,636 She just said she's coming on a separate flight. 1247 00:52:16,678 --> 00:52:17,929 -She didn't explain anything. -That's it? 1248 00:52:17,971 --> 00:52:20,557 -HEATHER: She got a P.J. -[gasps] That bitch. 1249 00:52:20,598 --> 00:52:21,975 [laughter] 1250 00:52:22,017 --> 00:52:24,936 It's gonna be a fun surprise. Is that naive of me? 1251 00:52:24,978 --> 00:52:27,188 I think you'll be a fun surprise. 1252 00:52:27,230 --> 00:52:29,607 I don't know if I'llbe a fun surprise. 1253 00:52:29,649 --> 00:52:32,110 -I'm prepared. -You got this. 1254 00:52:32,152 --> 00:52:34,779 Prepared for God knows what with her. 1255 00:52:34,821 --> 00:52:36,823 Are you melting? I need more sunscreen. 1256 00:52:36,865 --> 00:52:38,783 Okay, well, why don't we get out, go in? 1257 00:52:38,825 --> 00:52:40,285 Should we take our drinks with us? 1258 00:52:40,326 --> 00:52:41,995 Yes, of course. 1259 00:52:42,037 --> 00:52:46,458 *** 1260 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:47,334 LISA: [singsongy] Hi. 1261 00:52:47,375 --> 00:52:48,460 -Hi. -How are you? 1262 00:52:48,501 --> 00:52:50,253 -Hi. -You need a hand? 1263 00:52:50,295 --> 00:52:52,130 -Yes, thank you. -Oh, I love it. It's so pink. 1264 00:52:52,172 --> 00:52:54,924 Oh, it is perfectly pink. It's really bright out. 1265 00:52:54,966 --> 00:52:56,468 Do you know how we get in? 1266 00:52:56,509 --> 00:53:00,680 Yeah, they sent me a code, which I guess goes in here maybe? 1267 00:53:00,722 --> 00:53:04,184 *** 1268 00:53:04,225 --> 00:53:05,935 LISA: We got the code. 1269 00:53:05,977 --> 00:53:07,437 [singsongy] Are you the keymaster? 1270 00:53:07,479 --> 00:53:09,981 Well, I'm not sure if it's working. 1271 00:53:10,023 --> 00:53:11,900 -Let me try again. -LISA: Is there an "enter"? 1272 00:53:11,941 --> 00:53:15,904 Oh, maybe I have to do the check. Start again. 1273 00:53:15,945 --> 00:53:18,573 -They're here. [laughs] -Well, here we go. 1274 00:53:18,615 --> 00:53:20,658 -Oh, perfect. -Here we go! 1275 00:53:20,700 --> 00:53:24,204 -Yay! -Oh, my God. 1276 00:53:25,205 --> 00:53:28,416 Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 1277 00:53:28,458 --> 00:53:30,168 The other ladies are already here. 1278 00:53:30,210 --> 00:53:32,128 -Who? -Welcome! 1279 00:53:32,170 --> 00:53:33,463 [singsongy] Hi! 1280 00:53:33,505 --> 00:53:34,881 *** 1281 00:53:34,923 --> 00:53:36,883 Can we order a... Heather, what's it called? 1282 00:53:36,925 --> 00:53:38,134 Oh, espresso martini. 1283 00:53:38,176 --> 00:53:39,678 [voice echoing] Espresso martini. 1284 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:41,680 Espresso martini. [voice slowed down] Espresso... 1285 00:53:41,721 --> 00:53:44,349 [slowed down laughter] 1286 00:53:44,391 --> 00:53:45,934 [retches] 1287 00:53:45,975 --> 00:53:48,186 You rent your ----ing life. Everything about you is fake. 1288 00:53:48,228 --> 00:53:50,355 -Stop! Okay, Angie, Angie-- -You're a ----ing fake bitch. 1289 00:53:50,397 --> 00:53:53,274 You...can...leave! 1290 00:53:54,109 --> 00:53:57,112 If I wanna go for the jugular and talk about this sh--... 1291 00:54:04,285 --> 00:54:06,705 I can go there. 1292 00:54:06,746 --> 00:54:09,165 -Don't [bleep] with me. -Okay. 1293 00:54:09,207 --> 00:54:11,167 Tell her to [bleep] off.