1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,628 Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,173 -I can have this. -Wait, what bag do you have? 3 00:00:07,215 --> 00:00:08,425 -Oh, my God. It's the Fendi. -I just happened to get one. 4 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,802 -It's mink. -It's mink, and I said, like, 5 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,012 I have to have this as a keepsake for my daughter. 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:14,180 -Oh, my gosh. -She needs her own seat. 7 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:16,057 I went to City Creek, 8 00:00:16,099 --> 00:00:18,226 and I went into the Louis Vuitton store. 9 00:00:18,268 --> 00:00:19,310 -Yeah. -[voice breaking] And, like, 10 00:00:19,352 --> 00:00:22,897 I bought a bag because I just feel like 11 00:00:22,939 --> 00:00:26,109 I wanna have something, like, nice around them. 12 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:31,614 It was hard to listen all day to you losing a $60,000 ring. 13 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:33,408 I'm stressed about it. I'm sad about it. 14 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,243 I'm just saying be aware. 15 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:38,038 What's your deal with me, Monica? Shut the [bleep] up. 16 00:00:38,079 --> 00:00:39,831 You rent your ----ing life. Everything about you is fake. 17 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:42,625 -Stop! Okay, Angie. Angie. -You're a ----ing fake bitch. 18 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,003 You...can...leave! 19 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:46,504 No, if I wanna go for the jugular 20 00:00:46,546 --> 00:00:48,423 and talk about this sh--... 21 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,469 I can go there. 22 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:54,721 -Don't [bleep] with me. -Okay. 23 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,222 Tell her to [bleep] off. 24 00:01:00,518 --> 00:01:01,686 [retches] 25 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:07,317 I'm so embarrassed. In front of everybody, man. 26 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:22,082 *** 27 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:23,625 [messaging bloops] 28 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:30,340 *** 29 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:33,510 Oh, and Kendall is celebrating a birthday in her class. 30 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:35,303 She has to dress up in a costume. 31 00:01:35,345 --> 00:01:38,932 Her Snow White costume is hanging in the closet. 32 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:40,809 Okay. 33 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:42,268 [gasps] 34 00:01:42,310 --> 00:01:43,770 Who is that? 35 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:45,939 Koko, are you crying? 36 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:47,816 Do you miss me? 37 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:55,323 MEREDITH: All right. 38 00:01:59,119 --> 00:02:00,870 Breakfast. 39 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,000 Why not, honey? 40 00:02:05,041 --> 00:02:06,292 *** 41 00:02:06,334 --> 00:02:08,128 [messaging bloops] 42 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,214 [toilet flushes] 43 00:02:13,008 --> 00:02:14,175 [thunder rumbling] 44 00:02:14,217 --> 00:02:17,804 -ANGIE: Good morning. -Good morning. 45 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,306 Do you possibly happen 46 00:02:20,348 --> 00:02:22,100 to have a Sharpie back there anywhere? 47 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:24,060 Hold on. 48 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,645 *** 49 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,772 -[singsongy] Here you are. -Thank you. 50 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,107 Do you mind if I use your counter for a minute? 51 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,317 No, go for it. 52 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,153 I'm starting my own club. 53 00:02:33,194 --> 00:02:35,321 We did some cute T-shirts. 54 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:38,324 "No Trix, All Trust," guys. 55 00:02:39,826 --> 00:02:41,786 Oh, that's so sad. You're making your own shirt. 56 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:44,873 [messaging bloops] 57 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:56,343 *** 58 00:02:56,384 --> 00:02:57,510 [laughter] 59 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:58,678 -Hey. -I was trying to scare you, 60 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,846 Then I got caught in the curtain. 61 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:02,015 Good morning. Are you ready to go? 62 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:03,141 I have to do my hair. 63 00:03:03,183 --> 00:03:05,101 Me, too. I have to do my hair, too. 64 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,687 How do you feel from last night? 65 00:03:07,729 --> 00:03:09,647 *** 66 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,900 Listen, I think Angie went in super hot, 67 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:14,903 but last night I was like, okay, this is, like, crazy. 68 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:17,947 The thing that is, like, irritating me is Meredith 69 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:21,284 does her thing that she does, and she, like, just 70 00:03:21,326 --> 00:03:22,786 manipulates the situation... -Oh. Yep. 71 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:25,288 ...by, like, saying, "I can't talk about this right now. 72 00:03:25,330 --> 00:03:26,748 Do you know what I'm going through?" 73 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,668 -Mm-hmm. -You are an ugly human being. 74 00:03:29,709 --> 00:03:31,294 Why don't you look in the mirror yourself? 75 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:32,545 There are things that are going on that are 76 00:03:32,587 --> 00:03:36,508 a lot ----ing deeper than this nonsense. 77 00:03:36,549 --> 00:03:39,469 There are children who are going to be disabled 78 00:03:39,511 --> 00:03:40,553 for the rest of their lives. 79 00:03:40,595 --> 00:03:43,306 And you know what? I'm not doing it. 80 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:46,768 It's like, wait, you can say whatever you want to someone, 81 00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:50,980 but the minute that they try to defend themselves or respond, 82 00:03:51,022 --> 00:03:54,567 you're going to bring in and reach for anything, 83 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:56,236 like her friend's grandson or something. 84 00:03:56,277 --> 00:03:58,738 She brought in some 3-year-old. 85 00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,365 She's, like, dealing with a 3-year-old 86 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:01,658 with some major sh-- 87 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:04,202 Like, let's just maybe-- just a minute. 88 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:07,080 Like, I'm--I'm working towards moving forward with Meredith, 89 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,040 but it doesn't mean I'm oblivious to the fact 90 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,750 that everything gets weaponized. 91 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:13,420 But I also don't wanna be in the middle, and I'm like, 92 00:04:13,461 --> 00:04:14,713 you know, some of this stuff is ridiculous. 93 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,090 Well, I saw you go-- I saw you go off with her. 94 00:04:17,132 --> 00:04:18,508 -Yeah. -Like, that was big. 95 00:04:18,550 --> 00:04:21,511 Yeah. She's like, "I know stuff about their family," 96 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,848 and I'm like, not this again. Oh, my God. 97 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:27,559 After, like, last year and how yucky that felt, 98 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,311 like, I'm just like, don't do this. 99 00:04:30,353 --> 00:04:32,105 *** 100 00:04:32,147 --> 00:04:36,943 Listen, if today isn't fun, then I'm going to fully take over. 101 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,278 [laughs] 102 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:39,654 [knock on door] 103 00:04:39,696 --> 00:04:41,281 -[singsongy] Come in! -[singsongy] Good morning. 104 00:04:41,322 --> 00:04:43,450 -Hello! How are you? -Oh. [sighs] 105 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:45,285 -How are you? -How are you feeling today? 106 00:04:45,326 --> 00:04:46,786 -Good. You know what? -Really? 107 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,622 Really good. Yesterday was, like, intense, 108 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:52,083 but I did want to thank you 109 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,545 because you were very kind to me, and not everybody was, 110 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,130 to say the least. 111 00:04:57,172 --> 00:05:01,301 You were bombarded. Even though Angie is my friend, 112 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,802 that was completely uncalled for. 113 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:04,054 *** 114 00:05:04,095 --> 00:05:08,641 And really tacky, honestly, and embarrassing. 115 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,144 Well, it's also slander. 116 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:12,896 100%. 117 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:15,148 It did put me in the middle of a very, 118 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:18,193 you know, tough situation, 'cause I am here as yourguest. 119 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:21,029 I'm getting to know you. I want to be yourfriend. 120 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:23,114 And it means a lot that 121 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,825 you allowed and invited me to come on this trip. 122 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:27,327 -Thank you. -Genuinely. 123 00:05:27,369 --> 00:05:31,998 I don't understand the beef between Meredith and Angie. 124 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,417 I get I came in hot, but you know me. 125 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:36,878 Like, I introduced you to these ladies, 126 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,838 and when you were getting upset with me, I was like, 127 00:05:38,880 --> 00:05:43,218 okay, Monica, like, who--whose side are you on here? I'm hurt. 128 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:45,637 I was shocked at some of the stuff you said. 129 00:05:45,679 --> 00:05:47,931 And as your friend, I'm like, "Let's not go there." 130 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:53,228 It's hard to find myself in this position 131 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:55,689 because Angie is my friend, 132 00:05:55,730 --> 00:06:00,026 but I'm seeing so much weird, 133 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,487 unexplainable behavior from her this trip 134 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,198 that I haven't seen before. 135 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,741 *** 136 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,204 [toilet flushes] 137 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:13,498 [thunder rumbles] 138 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:17,210 *** 139 00:06:17,252 --> 00:06:18,545 Hey, Mary. What's up? 140 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:21,256 -Hi. Good morning. -You ready to be athletic? 141 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:22,382 -It's raining. -I know. 142 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:23,383 -I know. -What's up, Meredith? 143 00:06:23,425 --> 00:06:25,176 What's going on? 144 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,553 -Oh, God! -There she is. 145 00:06:26,594 --> 00:06:28,054 -I don't know. -[singsongy] She's back. 146 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:30,181 You know, every time I order an espresso martini, 147 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,267 it was a test. It was a test of my friends 148 00:06:32,308 --> 00:06:35,895 to see if I could trust them to keep me on track, 149 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,189 and they obviously failed me. 150 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:41,651 I would like to apologize for vomiting on your leg. 151 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:44,738 -It was a sight to see. -Took one for the team. 152 00:06:44,779 --> 00:06:47,657 [gulps] That was one of the grossest moments of my life. 153 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:50,493 All right, so, guys, putting, like, 154 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,078 a positive foot forward today, 155 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,082 we are going to meet this man, Cliff, 156 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,919 who is going to lead us through these trust exercises, so... 157 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,339 *** 158 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,174 -Hey. -Good morning. 159 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,760 -Hello, everyone. -Hi! 160 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,511 What does your shirt say? 161 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:10,930 "All Trix. No trust." 162 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,098 Oh. 163 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,934 It's custom by...Angie K. 164 00:07:14,976 --> 00:07:16,936 *** 165 00:07:16,978 --> 00:07:19,230 Look, Meredith wants to be petty, I can be petty, too. 166 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,107 Let's go. 167 00:07:21,149 --> 00:07:23,651 It was either make this T-shirt or call a hit out on her family. 168 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,736 Good morning. 169 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,197 I decided I'd go with the T-shirt. 170 00:07:27,238 --> 00:07:29,991 LISA: Do we have umbrellas? 171 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,619 MONICA: Wait, didn't you throw up in here, Heather? 172 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,080 I threw up there. Vomit splashed on Whitney's leg. 173 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,457 -Not this van. -I think we got a new one. 174 00:07:37,499 --> 00:07:38,416 -Okay. -Because of the trauma. 175 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,668 I think you got a new... [laughs] 176 00:07:39,709 --> 00:07:42,545 -The trauma. -I'm pretty sure. 177 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:47,676 It looks like there's obstacle courses. 178 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,970 All right, let's go. 179 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:53,723 MARY: Meredith, I have to sit out on this one. 180 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:56,434 I can't be standing in the park in the rain 181 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:58,019 'cause I'm no longer a soccer mom. 182 00:07:58,061 --> 00:07:59,646 I'm a hard no. 183 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,648 I know exactly who to trust, and I know exactly 184 00:08:01,690 --> 00:08:04,651 who not to trust out of this entire group. 185 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:06,653 I don't need somebody to tell me how to build 186 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,780 a stronger bond with people. 187 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,617 I already have my relationship built with the one-- 188 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:16,996 with my higher help, not these women. 189 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,289 No. 190 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:22,919 I'm not ready to take this step with this group. 191 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,212 Okay. 192 00:08:24,254 --> 00:08:26,423 -Hey, ladies. How you doing? -Hey, how are you? 193 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:27,841 Hey, Meredith. How you doing? 194 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,259 -Good to see you. -Pleasure to meet you in person, 195 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:31,553 Good to--in person, right? We set up an activity. 196 00:08:31,594 --> 00:08:33,430 It's pretty much a good foundational 197 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,973 trust activity to get going. 198 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,349 We've had some struggles as a group, 199 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,184 and so I have this little prop right here. 200 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,853 This is kind of like a traffic signal, right? 201 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:41,855 You have red, yellow, and green. 202 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,231 Lisa, give us some things as a group 203 00:08:43,273 --> 00:08:45,483 maybe we wanna stop and do differently. 204 00:08:45,525 --> 00:08:47,360 Okay. 205 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:51,197 I think things as a group we need to stop doing are 206 00:08:51,239 --> 00:08:53,324 talking about people's personal business. 207 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:57,746 Do you know what? You want me to go there with her husband? 208 00:08:57,787 --> 00:08:59,039 I can go there. 209 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,041 Heather, for you, you want to give us 210 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,709 what we want to be cautious about? 211 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:04,544 I think as a group we should try 212 00:09:04,586 --> 00:09:06,212 to be more receptive 213 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,966 and less, like, competitive in a conversation. 214 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,218 You said at my brunch, like, that once you knew 215 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,887 Lisa was in my book, then you would consider buying it 216 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:15,388 and then asking Lisa to sign it. 217 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,265 -Heather, it was a joke. -That's-- 218 00:09:17,307 --> 00:09:19,726 Heather, what have youdone to be myfriend? 219 00:09:19,768 --> 00:09:20,602 That's not what I'm on trial for right now. 220 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,021 -Heather. -Let's move on! 221 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,231 And then, Meredith, why don't you bring us home with green? 222 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:26,900 Like, what are things we want to go for? 223 00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,318 What are we headed towards? 224 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:31,071 Treat each other with kindness and respect. 225 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:33,323 I will be happy to write you a check for your hour, 226 00:09:33,365 --> 00:09:34,741 and you can go. -I don't want a check 227 00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,826 for our time because guess what? -Go! 228 00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,203 -You can go. -You--What are you gonna 229 00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:39,746 write me a check for, your jewelry that's got 230 00:09:39,788 --> 00:09:41,748 ----ing cobwebs and dust on it? -Oh, my God! 231 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:42,999 You haven't sold a piece since 2015. 232 00:09:43,041 --> 00:09:44,584 MONICA: Babe, babe, no. 233 00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:46,461 We might have to take that home with us. 234 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,338 [laughter] 235 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,964 So, we set up 236 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:52,509 a good foundational trust activity to get going. 237 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,260 We call this the minefield. 238 00:09:54,302 --> 00:09:55,929 And if you think of mines, it's sort of like 239 00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:57,555 things in our relationships, 240 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,683 the things in life that we don't wanna step on-- 241 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,810 a landmine, right? Things that blow up. 242 00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:03,395 You'll be blindfolded to one partner, 243 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,689 and the objective is to talk them through 244 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:07,941 and move through without touching anything. 245 00:10:07,982 --> 00:10:09,401 Is there a prize for the best team? 246 00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,694 Yeah. Who wins? How do we know who won? 247 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,404 Yeah. 248 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:14,698 The prize is that trust that you're building, right? 249 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:16,533 -Everyone gets a hug. -That's lovely. 250 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:18,076 [laughter] 251 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,662 I'm not sure Cliff knows exactly what he's dealing with. 252 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:24,916 This isn't your normal, like, corporate slights and offenses 253 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,960 at the printer that you're gonna have to overcome. 254 00:10:27,002 --> 00:10:29,379 We have destroyed marriages, careers. 255 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:31,923 We've sent one of our friends to prison. 256 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,883 We're going to have to overcome quite a lot 257 00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:37,971 to have trust be the ultimate reward in this activity. 258 00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:41,474 We can all start at the same time. One, two, three, go. 259 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,184 Take one step forward 6 inches. 260 00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,061 Take a step over the first row. 261 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,230 Go forward, like, six paces. 262 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,445 With the double shot. I have to have it. 263 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,322 Take your right foot and put it up in the air. 264 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,324 -Take a large step-- -Angie, come on, man. 265 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:07,500 Take over the ball. Over the ball. 266 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,170 On your left, there's a hoop. Climb in. Oops. 267 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,338 [buzzer] 268 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,380 -Go down. -Okay. 269 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,757 [buzzer] 270 00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:16,009 [buzzer] 271 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,802 LISA: Go to your right. Oh, whoops. Hold on. 272 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,596 This is not going to fix anything 273 00:11:19,637 --> 00:11:22,682 between me and Lisa and the way we communicate. 274 00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,225 Nothing. Not a damn thing. 275 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:25,852 And now bring your left foot to your right. 276 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:27,520 One more step to your right. 277 00:11:27,562 --> 00:11:31,107 * Left foot and to your right, left foot and to your right * 278 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:32,400 -And here we go. -[humming] 279 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,569 I always thought these guys were hoaxes, 280 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:36,363 these "faux" life coaches, 281 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,448 but, I mean, Angie and I have been at odds 282 00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:39,699 and not even getting along, 283 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,368 but I'm actually having a great time with her. 284 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,869 So, thank you, Cliff. 285 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:51,336 So, pick up your foot like a horse and then go over. 286 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,046 -[horse whinnies] -Good. Step. 287 00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:56,007 -Now match your foot. -I did it? 288 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,801 Oh, my God. Whitney and Meredith won. 289 00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:58,760 -Did someone just win? -Okay, don't. 290 00:11:58,802 --> 00:11:59,803 Okay, okay, okay. Get back, focus. 291 00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:01,096 -Whitney and Meredith? -Okay. 292 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:04,432 -One big hop. Yes. You got it. -Am I out? 293 00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:05,809 You're out. You're out. 294 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,770 One more with your right, and you're out. 295 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,064 -Opa! You did it. -Opa! 296 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,608 -[humming] -It is human nature, right, 297 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,486 when we put people in pairs, to get to competition. 298 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:18,613 What came up for you as you were engaging this? 299 00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:20,323 I actually felt, will I ever 300 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,242 be able to have fun with Heather again? 301 00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,119 Because we had some negative exchange, 302 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,870 and I had a lot of fun with you today. 303 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,248 Of course, the crasher is the one 304 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,250 that gets the most out of the exercise. 305 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:33,586 I'm glad she got her money's worth on her free trip. 306 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,338 -Ladies, great job. Good luck. -Thank you. 307 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,007 -Thank you. -That was fun! 308 00:12:37,048 --> 00:12:39,592 What did you think? Is there hope for us as friends? 309 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:40,927 There's always hope. 310 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:42,137 Coming up... 311 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,556 -What's on the agenda? -I-I don't know. 312 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:48,768 I'm gonna take over. We're gonna have some fun. 313 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:51,104 -Lisa. -[crying] No, it's bothering me. 314 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:00,613 *** 315 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,367 ANGIE: Hi, Mary! 316 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:07,370 -Hi. We missed you! -Mary. 317 00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,706 -Was it good? -With all the bitching I did, 318 00:13:09,748 --> 00:13:11,041 you would have liked it. 319 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:15,295 *** 320 00:13:15,337 --> 00:13:16,713 Did you have fun? Was it relaxing? 321 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,006 -I did. -Good. 322 00:13:18,048 --> 00:13:19,382 -Yeah. I had a good time. -Hey, she said she likes 323 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,217 her little alone time, so all these breaks 324 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,969 are probably good, right? -Yeah. 325 00:13:23,011 --> 00:13:24,846 Mary, come on over, girl. 326 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,848 -I am not coming over there. -Oh. 327 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,225 Please stop talking to me like that. I don't like it. 328 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:32,187 I wish you had just participated because today 329 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:35,315 was about building trust and being there for each other, 330 00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:36,358 and I just think it would have been 331 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:40,362 a really positive moment, you know? 332 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,990 But did I not stop you before you left 333 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:46,493 and explain to you why I was not going? 334 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,786 Yeah, but that was one thing, but then you-- 335 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,246 Don't interrupt. This is not between you and me. 336 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,956 It's between Meredith-- don't do that. 337 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,919 So... 338 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,129 -Did I hurt you all? -No, no. 339 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,590 I'm not talking to you. Like, you-- 340 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,926 -Do you have a mute button? -No, I don't. 341 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,345 -Well, you need to get one. -I'm on "Play" all the time. 342 00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:07,931 I'd like to choose activities 343 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,350 that I'm ready to grow with that group. 344 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,524 Why even get on the Sprinter van 345 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,984 if you don't want to participate, 346 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,529 you don't like us, you don't want anything to do with us? 347 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:25,907 So, this isn't the group you were ready to do that with. 348 00:14:25,949 --> 00:14:27,450 -Is that right? -Not everyone. 349 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,077 -Not everyone? Okay. -No. 350 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,454 -Who are we excluding? -No, Lisa. 351 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:32,664 -It's not about that. -Okay. No, I'm just curious. 352 00:14:32,706 --> 00:14:35,125 Like, I'm not--not here to, like, do that. 353 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,627 I still have no remorse. I didn't miss it. 354 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,380 But the point is, we wanted you there as our team. 355 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,883 Okay, I get the point, missy. I get the... 356 00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:47,095 I completely get the point. But I wasn't. Okay? 357 00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,222 -We missed you. -I wasn't there. Let it go. 358 00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:52,392 -Move on. Next. -I got that she just-- 359 00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:54,185 She told Mary she didn't want to do it because of her hips, 360 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,729 and then she told me she didn't want to do it 361 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,313 because you didn't wanna... [voice fades] 362 00:14:57,355 --> 00:14:58,857 [imitating Whitney] "I know, 'cause you said this, 363 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,609 and you talked this." [normal voice] And I'm like... 364 00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:03,153 I don't know why you can't comprehend that. 365 00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,447 Why would you come on a girls trip 366 00:15:05,488 --> 00:15:09,200 with people you don't wanna be with? 367 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,786 Guys, let's--we can continue this discussion later. 368 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:14,539 We got to get moving because we have a special lunch set up. 369 00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:18,168 *** 370 00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:20,170 I'm starving. 371 00:15:20,211 --> 00:15:22,672 *** 372 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,758 -Oh, this looks so pretty. -This looks so gorgeous. 373 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:26,468 Amazing. This looks fabulous. 374 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,511 *** 375 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:31,848 Heather, are there dates on that charcuterie plate? 376 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,808 Yes, there are. 377 00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,518 Interesting to know that you like dates. 378 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,354 I love dates. You don't like 'em? 379 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,939 -I'm not a big date person. -This looks nice. 380 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:42,734 Mm-hmm. This is all I want. 381 00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:45,653 [crunching] 382 00:15:45,695 --> 00:15:48,156 -What's on the agenda? -I-I don't know. 383 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,908 I'm gonna take over. We're gonna-- 384 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,035 we're gonna have some fun tonight. 385 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:53,536 Okay. 386 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,580 Trixie is actually coming back... 387 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,332 -Aw. -...to hang out with all of us 388 00:15:57,374 --> 00:16:00,168 and has a special activity for us. 389 00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:03,088 Whitney and I just did a trust exercise 390 00:16:03,129 --> 00:16:05,715 that was all about communication. 391 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,677 Seriously, Whitney? Maybe I had something else planned today. 392 00:16:08,718 --> 00:16:11,137 Like, it's not your trip. 393 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:14,557 So, what I need you all to do-- go get all your makeup off, 394 00:16:14,599 --> 00:16:16,935 get in your white robe. -Wait a minute. What? 395 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,854 We are doing a drag-inspired makeup competition, 396 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:23,233 and Trixie will be the judge of the best drag makeup. 397 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:27,612 [gasps] Oh, my gosh. Yes! Mary! 398 00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,531 I'm taking over because I'm ----ing bored, 399 00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:33,368 and I just honestly don't think Meredith even realizes, 400 00:16:33,410 --> 00:16:36,413 like, what we have at our fingertips right now. 401 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:39,124 We have the opportunity to get in drag with Trixie. 402 00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,459 Like, are you kidding me? 403 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,545 This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 404 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,256 -Take our makeup off? -Yes. 405 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:48,383 -No. -Yep. Cancel your glam. 406 00:16:48,425 --> 00:16:50,218 You get 30 minutes to get ready. 407 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,513 Wait, but I flew glam in. 408 00:16:53,555 --> 00:16:55,390 Cancel glam squads. Let's do it. 409 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:56,808 -Cancel your glam. -[laughter] 410 00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,476 Let's go. 411 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,603 Lisa's, like, "I don't wanna do this." 412 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:03,690 The one thing I love control over is the way I look. 413 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,233 -[laughter] -We are ----ing with you, L.B. 414 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,317 -And... -Lisa is pissed. 415 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,279 And I have none of that. 416 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,906 -MONICA: Oh, my gosh. -It's gonna be fun. 417 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:15,827 *** 418 00:17:15,869 --> 00:17:17,746 [line rings] 419 00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:19,789 -JOHN: What's going on? -Hey. 420 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:23,668 Oh, my God. I'm, like, a little annoyed. [scoffs] 421 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:24,836 Whitney just made an announcement, 422 00:17:24,878 --> 00:17:27,464 and she's like, "In the next 30 minutes, 423 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:33,136 come with a clean face and cancel your glam." 424 00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:34,929 And I'm like, what? 425 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:38,224 I flew Morgan here, and you know how I hate, like, theme stuff? 426 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:41,269 Like, hate it. 427 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:42,812 Yeah, one more night. 428 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:46,441 Did Whitney not get the memo? I'm never dressing up again. 429 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:48,485 This is ----ing torture. 430 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,696 I spend, on average, $60,000 a year on glam. 431 00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:55,658 I get my makeup done daily. My makeup artist is on retainer. 432 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,786 And it's not just when I'm on girls trips, 433 00:17:57,827 --> 00:17:59,329 and it's not when I'm hanging out. 434 00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:01,331 It's for me to go to the grocery store. 435 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:04,751 *** 436 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,252 All right, I'll call you in a little bit. 437 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,295 -All right, love you. -All right, bye. 438 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,172 -Bye. -Hey, Will. 439 00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:11,383 I am so over this. 440 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,967 Like, I'm a good sport for the most part, 441 00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:17,555 but I am, like, so over this. Like... [scoffs] 442 00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:23,478 *** 443 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:25,730 [messaging bloops] 444 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,691 TRIXIE: Let's get some drinks going for the ladies. 445 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,693 -Okay. The usual? -Yes. I don't think these ladies 446 00:18:29,734 --> 00:18:31,403 are used to doing their own glam, 447 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,947 so I think a little liquid courage, perhaps. 448 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,657 I think Trixie is amazing. 449 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,283 Like, it has nothing to do with Trixie. 450 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:38,785 I, like, literally went out in public 451 00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:42,038 in a bathing suit with a sarong. That chink-chink. 452 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,331 Yeah. 453 00:18:43,373 --> 00:18:45,542 I'm not spending tonight with sh--ty ----ing glam 454 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,253 when I paid Morgan $2,500 to be here, plus her flights. 455 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,671 Like, I'm not doing it. I'm not. 456 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:05,228 I can literally hear Lisa losing her sh-- in her room. 457 00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:09,774 There is a big part of me that has just looked at Lisa 458 00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,401 as, like, Veruca 459 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,528 from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," 460 00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:16,406 who's like... [British accent] "I want the world, Daddy. 461 00:19:16,448 --> 00:19:19,367 I want it now! I want it all!" 462 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:21,453 [normal voice] And it's exhausting. 463 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,039 Privileged AF. 464 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:25,999 I'm a grownup. I am a grownup. 465 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,712 -Lisa. -No, it's bothering me. 466 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,589 [crying] I don't like this sh--. 467 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,758 I will put up with, like, everything, 468 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,302 but this is, like, it's my ----ing face. 469 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,847 *** 470 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:42,557 TRIXIE: Hello. Hi. 471 00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:44,351 Look at you, beauty queen. 472 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,603 Look at us. We both have no makeup on. Mwah. 473 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:48,355 This can be a fun activity. 474 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:51,024 Yeah, well, Lisa threw a conniption fit 475 00:19:51,066 --> 00:19:53,234 because she had to cancel her glam. 476 00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,320 Like, she started crying. 477 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:57,822 -She started crying? -Yeah, was upset. 478 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,908 Has she seen mewithout makeup? 479 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:02,577 I have glam in Monaco. I have glam in Saint-Tropez. 480 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,120 I have glam everywhere I go. 481 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:07,082 I like to look a certain way when I'm out in public. 482 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,917 It's my ----ing face. 483 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,919 *** 484 00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,337 Coming up... 485 00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,798 You don't ----ing know me, so don't ----ing judge me. 486 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,508 *** 487 00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:18,426 I am so sorry for what you're going through. 488 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:28,395 *** 489 00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:35,193 I like to look a certain way when I'm out in public. 490 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:37,737 I'm asking you to relate to me for a minute. 491 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,039 Lori, Lori, it's just-- I want Morgan. 492 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,375 I want-- I just want my glam people. 493 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:51,835 I'm a team player, 494 00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,503 so of course I'm gonna participate in this activity. 495 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:56,006 But it doesn't mean my glam isn't going to be on standby. 496 00:20:57,716 --> 00:20:59,259 But there's a new rule for this game. 497 00:20:59,300 --> 00:21:00,635 We're gonna do it my way. 498 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,262 Makeup's supposed to be fun. 499 00:21:02,303 --> 00:21:04,180 There's no crying in makeup. 500 00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,849 [crying and sniffling] 501 00:21:05,890 --> 00:21:09,269 *** 502 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:10,770 I brought hair options if anybody would like. 503 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,355 -I'm so, so about the hair. -[gasps] I love it. 504 00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:13,398 -That's the ones we want, yes. -This is like a roller girl. 505 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,816 Okay, okay. 506 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,609 And this--this is like a '60s flip. 507 00:21:16,651 --> 00:21:18,194 Yes, that's perfect. This is--Yes, this is-- 508 00:21:18,236 --> 00:21:19,738 Now, these are mine, so please be careful. 509 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,072 -I will be... -Do you think I should 510 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,741 lean into the diagonal rainbow stripe on the eye, 511 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,409 or is that too much? 512 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,493 When you're on your deathbed someday, 513 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,537 you're not gonna think back and go, 514 00:21:27,579 --> 00:21:29,039 "I'm glad I didn't do more." 515 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:30,415 [laughs] Yeah. Yeah. 516 00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:31,458 *** 517 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,501 -Hello. -Hi. 518 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,378 How are we doing so far with these looks? 519 00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,463 Right now you're going to breakfast. 520 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,214 I need you going to brunch. 521 00:21:38,256 --> 00:21:40,425 -Pull it together, whores. -Hey, we got this, hoe. 522 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:44,179 I cannot even see what I'm doing right now. I'm so hungover. 523 00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,097 *** 524 00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:47,849 Hi. Hi. 525 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,684 You guys wanna wear your own hair? I brought some hair. 526 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:53,813 -How heavy are those wigs? -About 45 pounds. 527 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:58,026 Oh, wow. Okay, we might pass on the 45 pounds. [laughs] 528 00:21:58,068 --> 00:22:00,695 *** 529 00:22:00,737 --> 00:22:06,451 [humming fanfare] 530 00:22:06,493 --> 00:22:07,786 Bah-bah! 531 00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:11,122 Chhh-chhh-chhh-bah. 532 00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:13,625 Thank you, Brandon. 533 00:22:13,667 --> 00:22:16,419 All right, ladies, let's see the glam-our. 534 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,171 *** 535 00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:22,050 TRIXIE: Come on. 536 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:24,511 I feel like a cake left out in the rain. 537 00:22:24,552 --> 00:22:28,056 *** 538 00:22:28,098 --> 00:22:31,017 Ooh, she's beautiful, yet familiar. 539 00:22:31,059 --> 00:22:35,230 All the way from the oh, honeymoon suite, it's Whitney. 540 00:22:35,271 --> 00:22:36,731 They call me "Little Girl." 541 00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:39,484 I guess that makes me Big Woman. Who's next? 542 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,152 *** 543 00:22:41,194 --> 00:22:42,487 Monica. 544 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,781 -Ooh. Oh. -Oh, my God. It's raining. 545 00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:46,741 * Damn, get, get it * 546 00:22:46,783 --> 00:22:49,828 Go big or go home, bitch, and she went home, honey. 547 00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,746 * Get, get it * 548 00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,832 Is anybody else getting...wet? 549 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,709 [can clacks, spraying] 550 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,919 Wow! It's like looking in the mirror. 551 00:22:57,961 --> 00:22:59,838 Don't judge me, you bitch. 552 00:22:59,879 --> 00:23:02,382 TRIXIE: Contestant number three. 553 00:23:02,424 --> 00:23:05,093 -[bell dings] -Ohh, it's music video time. 554 00:23:05,135 --> 00:23:08,179 Well, well, well. Look at the competition. 555 00:23:09,723 --> 00:23:10,598 -Oh. -[laughter] 556 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:12,017 Oh! 557 00:23:12,058 --> 00:23:15,520 -* Get it, get, get it * -Yeah! 558 00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,564 Dolly! 559 00:23:17,605 --> 00:23:20,066 -Yes! -ANGIE: Heather is fabulous. 560 00:23:20,108 --> 00:23:23,028 -Meredith, come on out. -* Damn, get, get it * 561 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:26,197 Okay. I feel a little underdone. 562 00:23:26,239 --> 00:23:27,407 *** 563 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:30,744 -Sorry, I tried. -What the [bleep], Meredith? 564 00:23:30,785 --> 00:23:33,038 As the host of this trip, 565 00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:36,624 I at least expected Meredith to try. 566 00:23:36,666 --> 00:23:40,211 This is not giving me drag. She's beinga drag. 567 00:23:40,253 --> 00:23:41,463 TRIXIE: Lisa, hello. 568 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:44,257 Ooh! 569 00:23:47,761 --> 00:23:50,305 Morgan did my makeup. [laughs] 570 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:52,432 Where's Morgan? 571 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:54,893 Morgan, I can't do my own makeup. 572 00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:56,144 We need to remove everything under your eyes. 573 00:23:56,186 --> 00:23:57,395 Okay. 574 00:23:57,437 --> 00:23:59,939 It's actually gonna be a really cute look. 575 00:23:59,981 --> 00:24:02,484 Listen, I had a little help, and it's the best color--purple. 576 00:24:02,525 --> 00:24:06,571 But for me, I'm winning because I get to look like me. 577 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:08,031 Oh, my gosh. Mary. 578 00:24:08,073 --> 00:24:10,033 Mary, join us here in the beautiful line. 579 00:24:10,075 --> 00:24:11,409 -Okay. -You look gorgeous. 580 00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,411 I don't want to be-- Yeah, this floor is slippery. 581 00:24:13,453 --> 00:24:14,871 Thank you. 582 00:24:16,289 --> 00:24:18,541 Thank you so much for getting up in the drag. 583 00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,418 Clap for everyone. Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. 584 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,253 -Whoo! -Good job, ladies. 585 00:24:22,295 --> 00:24:25,090 However, some of you pulled ahead in the group, 586 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,800 and there can only be one winner. 587 00:24:26,841 --> 00:24:29,803 And the winner will receive access to... [gasps] 588 00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:33,431 my crown that I earned on a certain television program. 589 00:24:33,473 --> 00:24:34,849 -Wow. -Whoo! 590 00:24:34,891 --> 00:24:38,103 And you will get to have it forever until you leave. 591 00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:39,979 [laughter] 592 00:24:40,021 --> 00:24:42,774 We're looking for commitment to the drag. 593 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:45,110 We're looking for stepping outside the box. 594 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:47,654 Like, I didn't just come up in the clothes, bitch. 595 00:24:47,696 --> 00:24:51,533 [imitates East Coast accent] She came for all character. 596 00:24:51,574 --> 00:24:52,951 -Am I from Jersey? -[laughter] 597 00:24:52,992 --> 00:24:56,204 -Yes, bitch. -I think Staten Island. 598 00:24:56,246 --> 00:24:57,664 -[laughter] -Let's just be real. 599 00:24:57,706 --> 00:25:01,167 -There's a commitment. -Who won? 600 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:05,296 The winner is somebody who showed absolute commitment, 601 00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,590 pushed themselves outside of their box 602 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:10,635 and wasn't afraid to look glamorous andfoolish. 603 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,512 *** 604 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,014 Coming up... 605 00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,015 -You are disgusting. -Let's not go there tonight. 606 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:16,474 Let's not go there tonight. 607 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,101 -Meredith, you can't do that. -You are disgusting. 608 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:19,811 You can't hold me emotionally hostage. 609 00:25:19,853 --> 00:25:21,938 You take a sick child who will suffer for the rest of his life 610 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:23,690 to weaponize against me? 611 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:30,697 *** 612 00:25:32,991 --> 00:25:34,659 TRIXIE: The winner is... 613 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:38,455 *** 614 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:39,539 Monica. 615 00:25:39,581 --> 00:25:40,874 -Aah! -[cheering] 616 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:43,001 MONICA: I'm gonna cry. 617 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,627 -Whoo! -Aw. 618 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,129 Everyone clap. Pretend to be happy for her. 619 00:25:46,171 --> 00:25:48,173 Yeah, pretend to be happy, losers! 620 00:25:48,214 --> 00:25:49,466 [cheers and applause] 621 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,426 The real drag queen thing to do is to clap 622 00:25:51,468 --> 00:25:52,969 but, like, internally hate her for winning. 623 00:25:53,011 --> 00:25:54,304 -Yeah, I'm not happy. -Yeah. 624 00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:55,388 [laughs] 625 00:25:55,430 --> 00:25:58,558 Just being in the presence of someone 626 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:02,937 that just exudes this confidence when I am going through 627 00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:07,067 a time in my life where I am losing a lot of my confidence, 628 00:26:07,108 --> 00:26:09,235 it's exactly what I needed. 629 00:26:09,277 --> 00:26:11,196 We have some food set up for you guys in the lobby. 630 00:26:11,237 --> 00:26:12,781 I'm gonna go shower up and have a lovely night. 631 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,991 -Thank you! -Thanks, Trixie. 632 00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,743 -So nice to meet you. -Let's go eat. 633 00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:21,331 This looks so delicious. The food has been so good. 634 00:26:21,373 --> 00:26:25,043 Look at this. Looks amazing. Oh, my gosh. 635 00:26:25,085 --> 00:26:26,169 Okay. Can I have a couple cherries? 636 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:28,254 -Yes. -Those are good cherries. 637 00:26:28,296 --> 00:26:30,131 We knew that we were gonna win, though, one of us. 638 00:26:30,173 --> 00:26:31,758 I have the Pride skirt. 639 00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:35,345 *** 640 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:36,471 [imitating East Coast accent] You guys don't wanna sit 641 00:26:36,513 --> 00:26:39,057 over here with us with the French Poodles? 642 00:26:39,099 --> 00:26:41,685 You wanna be a bunch of wet noodles? 643 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,561 -Come over here. -[laughter] 644 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:52,195 *** 645 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,364 LISA: Everybody's so quiet all of a sudden. 646 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:57,033 Everyone's been quiet to me all night. 647 00:26:57,075 --> 00:26:57,909 -Come hang out. -No. 648 00:26:57,951 --> 00:26:59,744 -No? -Yeah, I'm good. 649 00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,246 -Okay. You're good? -Yeah. 650 00:27:01,287 --> 00:27:03,415 Like, don't change it and make it fake. 651 00:27:03,456 --> 00:27:06,543 Mary has an issue with everything from the food 652 00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:09,421 to the way we talk to the activities we're doing. 653 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:12,090 I mean, Mary is never gonna get the participation trophy, 654 00:27:12,132 --> 00:27:13,299 like, never. 655 00:27:13,341 --> 00:27:17,012 Listen up, you fabulous, hot ladies. 656 00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:19,389 -Go grab whatever you need. -Okay. 657 00:27:19,431 --> 00:27:21,683 -And we'll leave in 10 minutes. -I'm gonna go freshen up. 658 00:27:21,725 --> 00:27:25,895 *** 659 00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,313 I should have not worn these shoes, 660 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:29,607 but I had to 'cause they were the highest. 661 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:32,152 I think I'm gonna change. 662 00:27:34,946 --> 00:27:36,781 Why is everyone so grumpy? I feel like it was all fun 663 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:38,658 when we were out there, and then we got in here, 664 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,243 and it was so weird. -What are you talking about? 665 00:27:40,285 --> 00:27:41,786 It was weird out there when they came out 666 00:27:41,828 --> 00:27:43,246 dressed in normal clothes. 667 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:45,331 I was expecting, like, big energy from everyone. 668 00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,335 I know, like, I'm proud of you two and Heather. 669 00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,253 I feel like we all know Lisa would have never done that. 670 00:27:50,295 --> 00:27:52,380 She likes her look. She has her signature look. 671 00:27:52,422 --> 00:27:55,008 She doesn't get out of her comfort zone. 672 00:27:55,050 --> 00:27:57,052 I thought Meredith would participate, too. 673 00:27:57,093 --> 00:27:59,429 I mean, she did invite us here. 674 00:27:59,471 --> 00:28:02,682 I actually think it makes Lisa look very insecure 675 00:28:02,724 --> 00:28:05,643 because she only feels comfortable in her look. 676 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,979 I think she's like, "I'm not gonna do that. 677 00:28:08,021 --> 00:28:09,189 I don't want to look like that. 678 00:28:09,230 --> 00:28:12,275 No. Call John." 679 00:28:13,693 --> 00:28:15,320 And I think it's insecure. 680 00:28:15,362 --> 00:28:17,530 But I know Lisa, and it's--it's all themes. 681 00:28:17,572 --> 00:28:18,823 -Yeah. -It's not just this theme. 682 00:28:18,865 --> 00:28:20,283 -Hey. -Hi. 683 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,409 I just feel like this theme, though, 684 00:28:21,451 --> 00:28:23,411 was a little more than the rest. 685 00:28:23,453 --> 00:28:25,622 What are you guys talking about? 686 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:26,706 *** 687 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,958 I was talking about the sourpusses, 688 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,794 the wet noodles of the group. 689 00:28:30,835 --> 00:28:32,629 Who's the wet noodle? 690 00:28:32,671 --> 00:28:34,422 *** 691 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:36,758 If wet noodle looks like pretty girl 692 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,469 in head-to-toe Isabel Marant with good makeup, 693 00:28:39,511 --> 00:28:41,471 then, uh, yeah, I'm a wet noodle. 694 00:28:41,513 --> 00:28:42,806 Let's get on the bus. We have a fun night planned. 695 00:28:42,847 --> 00:28:44,683 -Yeah, come on. -Okay, let's get our phones, 696 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:45,975 get our purses. -And I need to steal some 697 00:28:46,017 --> 00:28:48,019 bobby pins from Heather's room. 698 00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,438 Lisa. 699 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:53,316 *** 700 00:28:53,358 --> 00:28:55,151 WHITNEY: Here, watch your skirt. 701 00:28:55,193 --> 00:28:56,903 -Oh! -MONICA: The train! The train! 702 00:28:56,945 --> 00:29:01,408 Heather, you are owning this look. I love it. 703 00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:04,661 I keep sitting by Mary. Can I please get a different seat? 704 00:29:04,703 --> 00:29:06,913 ANGIE: Get out of first class and go in the back. 705 00:29:06,955 --> 00:29:10,834 -WHITNEY: I'm going to the back. -[door bangs loudly] 706 00:29:10,875 --> 00:29:12,669 That scared me. 707 00:29:13,628 --> 00:29:16,673 You two look like you're not in the same group so much. 708 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:18,633 [laughter] 709 00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:21,386 It was a hard loss for all of us, especially Whitney. 710 00:29:21,428 --> 00:29:24,681 She wore a see-through dress, hoping to sway the judges. 711 00:29:24,723 --> 00:29:27,559 In my defense, I did not know the dress was see-through. 712 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,102 I did not know the dress was see-through either 713 00:29:29,144 --> 00:29:31,896 until you bent over to get the salmon. 714 00:29:31,938 --> 00:29:34,649 What were you guys talking about? Wet noodles. 715 00:29:36,651 --> 00:29:39,738 What was the wet noodle conversation I walked into? 716 00:29:39,779 --> 00:29:41,740 *** 717 00:29:41,781 --> 00:29:43,616 I'm shocked you didn't dress up. 718 00:29:49,998 --> 00:29:51,583 I amdressed up. 719 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:54,502 I'm in head-to-toe couture. I got Valentino shoes on, 720 00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:57,255 a Fendi bag, and beautiful eyeshadow. 721 00:29:57,297 --> 00:30:00,967 Right. But it was to dress up in drag. 722 00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:02,802 This is drag for me. 723 00:30:02,844 --> 00:30:05,388 Everyone is entitled to their interpretation... 724 00:30:05,430 --> 00:30:07,349 MARY: Yeah. They can wear whatever they want. 725 00:30:07,390 --> 00:30:09,267 -...that works for them. -Who cares? 726 00:30:09,309 --> 00:30:11,811 I've dressed up on every girls trip we go on. 727 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:14,397 I was in... I literally wore a sarong with a bikini 728 00:30:14,439 --> 00:30:16,066 to a 5-star restaurant. 729 00:30:16,107 --> 00:30:18,193 I am a team player. 730 00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:20,820 Okay, Lisa, I...I'm just gonna be honest with you. 731 00:30:28,286 --> 00:30:29,537 -No, it's fine. -Just say what you're feeling. 732 00:30:29,579 --> 00:30:31,664 In all honesty, the ring thing is hard for me 733 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:34,584 only because I'm going through my own sh--. 734 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,337 And I kept trying to tell you your boys are all healthy, 735 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:39,381 your husband is there. 736 00:30:39,422 --> 00:30:42,509 Like, there's so much that you have to be thankful for. 737 00:30:42,550 --> 00:30:44,969 But it was still like, "Oh, my God, my $60,000 ring. 738 00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:46,346 My $60,000 ring." 739 00:30:46,388 --> 00:30:50,308 it's just so tone-deaf 740 00:30:50,350 --> 00:30:53,478 to hear you talk about money and your successes 741 00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:56,898 and the things you have and the G-Wagon and the Porsche, 742 00:30:56,940 --> 00:31:00,485 and maybe because you've lived this lifestyle for so long, 743 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:05,782 you're outside or removed from most of America. 744 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:08,785 Like, the 1% of people in the world live like you. 745 00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:10,120 Oh, my gosh. 746 00:31:16,459 --> 00:31:16,793 *** 747 00:31:19,713 --> 00:31:22,549 Like, the 1% of people in the world live like you. 748 00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,135 Oh, my gosh. I don't think I'm perfect. 749 00:31:25,176 --> 00:31:28,388 My life isn't ----ing perfect. I work my ass off, 750 00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:31,850 and I'm not gonna apologize for one bit of me. 751 00:31:31,891 --> 00:31:33,560 -MONICA: Okay. -I'm not--I'm done doing that. 752 00:31:33,601 --> 00:31:35,520 -And that's ----ing rude. -I like myself. 753 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:37,147 That's what's rude! 754 00:31:37,188 --> 00:31:38,815 I'm a good person. I'm thoughtful. 755 00:31:38,857 --> 00:31:41,192 I'm considerate. I think of others nonstop. 756 00:31:41,234 --> 00:31:45,155 You don't ----ing know me, so don't ----ing judge me. 757 00:31:45,196 --> 00:31:47,323 I'm not gonna listen anymore. 758 00:31:47,365 --> 00:31:49,367 I am so sorry for what you're going through. 759 00:31:49,409 --> 00:31:51,369 -Divorce is hard-- -You don't give a [bleep]! 760 00:31:51,411 --> 00:31:52,871 Look at how you're acting right now 761 00:31:52,912 --> 00:31:54,205 with your insensitive self. -Oh. No, no, no, no, no. 762 00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,373 No, don't you-- This is extraneous! 763 00:31:55,415 --> 00:31:56,750 No, you genuinely don't give a [bleep]. 764 00:31:56,791 --> 00:31:58,168 -This is extraneous. -No, you don't give a [bleep]. 765 00:31:58,209 --> 00:32:02,881 Your attitude is so rude. You really are shallow! 766 00:32:02,922 --> 00:32:05,175 -And you said I don't care. -You're telling-- 767 00:32:05,216 --> 00:32:06,384 You're so theatrical. Bring it down a little bit. 768 00:32:06,426 --> 00:32:07,886 -I am not theatrical. -Take the wig off 769 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,220 and be Monica for a minute. -You know how rude that is? 770 00:32:09,262 --> 00:32:10,638 -Monica. -You're rude as [bleep]. 771 00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,724 -Monica. Monica. Monica. -No, don't freaking say I'm fake 772 00:32:12,766 --> 00:32:14,768 'cause I'm in a wig. -No, you're fake 'cause you're-- 773 00:32:14,809 --> 00:32:16,936 -Like, what the hell? -Who are you right now? 774 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,522 [speaking Portuguese] 775 00:32:22,442 --> 00:32:24,652 That means you're a piece of sh--. 776 00:32:24,694 --> 00:32:27,238 -Monica. -Listen, Monica, Monica, listen. 777 00:32:27,280 --> 00:32:28,823 -No, for real, honestly-- -Last night when you got upset 778 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:29,866 when I went-- no, you're going off. 779 00:32:29,908 --> 00:32:31,284 No, no, honestly. 780 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:33,244 Isn't this such a hypocritical behavior? 781 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:35,413 -It is. -Get over it. 782 00:32:35,455 --> 00:32:36,706 You weren't okay with me last night. 783 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:39,250 Angie, you live up her ass, so stay there. 784 00:32:39,292 --> 00:32:40,919 You're living up everybody's ass, Monica. 785 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:42,462 No, that's--who? Who? 786 00:32:42,504 --> 00:32:43,838 -Who you gonna move on to next? -ANGIE: Everybody. Anyone. 787 00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:45,590 -Anyone. -Actually, no one can hear you. 788 00:32:45,632 --> 00:32:47,550 No one can hear you because your dog is barking for you. 789 00:32:47,592 --> 00:32:49,094 So, no one can hear you right now. 790 00:32:49,135 --> 00:32:51,262 -So, I was a bitch last night? -You're a little Chihuahua. 791 00:32:51,304 --> 00:32:53,264 -And now you're being a bitch. -You're the biggest bitch 792 00:32:53,306 --> 00:32:54,349 in this van. -ANGIE: You are, Monica. 793 00:32:54,391 --> 00:32:55,600 Oh! Thank you. 794 00:32:55,642 --> 00:32:58,269 I mean, I'm just getting to know Monica. 795 00:32:58,311 --> 00:33:00,397 I haven't seen this side of her. 796 00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:03,942 I think it's nasty, and I-I'm stunned. 797 00:33:03,983 --> 00:33:05,735 Is this how you treat all of your friends? 798 00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:08,988 -You're defensive. Like, you-- -I'm not defensive. I'm bored. 799 00:33:11,449 --> 00:33:14,786 *** 800 00:33:14,828 --> 00:33:17,122 -MEREDITH: Hi, we're here. -Hallelu. 801 00:33:17,163 --> 00:33:21,126 Meredith, signal back to me if you think I should come in. 802 00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,168 Otherwise, I'm good. 803 00:33:22,210 --> 00:33:24,963 [indistinct conversations] 804 00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,298 I think you should just come, and if you don't like it, 805 00:33:27,340 --> 00:33:29,551 you'll leave. Let's go. Come on. -No, I don't feel like, like-- 806 00:33:29,592 --> 00:33:30,844 If you don't like it, you'll leave. 807 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:32,470 Just tell me. Are you guys going? 808 00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:33,930 -Mary, are you coming? -Mnh-mnh. 809 00:33:33,972 --> 00:33:36,307 -Okay. -Mary, you're coming. Let's go. 810 00:33:36,349 --> 00:33:37,475 -Bye, Mary. -Bye. 811 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:38,810 See you in a minute. 812 00:33:38,852 --> 00:33:40,145 Mary, are you staying in the car? 813 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:41,104 -Yes. -Okay. 814 00:33:43,815 --> 00:33:46,151 *** 815 00:33:46,192 --> 00:33:47,485 Hello! 816 00:33:47,527 --> 00:33:49,446 So good. We need some drinks. 817 00:33:49,487 --> 00:33:53,074 *** 818 00:33:53,116 --> 00:33:56,453 Instead of addressing "my feelings are hurt because--" 819 00:33:56,494 --> 00:33:57,829 I'm scared to express them to you 820 00:33:57,871 --> 00:33:59,372 because I feel like-- -Why? You did-- 821 00:33:59,414 --> 00:34:01,708 -What would you like to drink? -Why? But you--But you did. 822 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,084 But you did. You have, and that's what's weird. 823 00:34:03,126 --> 00:34:04,461 What would--Hey, what would you two like to drink? 824 00:34:04,502 --> 00:34:05,795 -Diet Coke, right now. -Diet Coke? 825 00:34:05,837 --> 00:34:07,047 -Yeah. -Can I please have a Dr Pepper? 826 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,507 But, Monica, you did. This is where-- 827 00:34:09,549 --> 00:34:11,843 This is where you're triggering me. 828 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:13,762 You're conflating the fact that I didn't dress up 829 00:34:13,803 --> 00:34:15,305 the way you guys did... 830 00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,349 Yes, because you're back to the whole materialistic, 831 00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:18,516 "I have to look good 832 00:34:18,558 --> 00:34:19,434 look good all the time" thing. -No. 833 00:34:19,476 --> 00:34:20,852 That's all I'm-- 834 00:34:20,894 --> 00:34:23,563 -That's how it looks. -Whitney, is that my shot? 835 00:34:23,605 --> 00:34:25,398 -Yeah, here. -Okay. No, no. 836 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,858 I'll just take one of them. Thank you. 837 00:34:26,900 --> 00:34:28,109 One just kind of spilled, though. 838 00:34:28,151 --> 00:34:29,861 I gotta wipe that. 839 00:34:29,903 --> 00:34:32,405 Yeah. Drink that so I don't have to smell it, please. 840 00:34:32,447 --> 00:34:34,032 Is this really bugging you, the smell? 841 00:34:34,074 --> 00:34:36,493 -Mm-hmm. -Oh, my God. I'll keep it-- 842 00:34:36,534 --> 00:34:38,453 Drink it. Just drink it. 843 00:34:38,495 --> 00:34:41,623 *** 844 00:34:41,664 --> 00:34:45,210 You think I can't relate to middle class America? 845 00:34:45,251 --> 00:34:47,045 I do, 100%. 846 00:34:47,087 --> 00:34:49,923 Middle class people don't have $60,000 rings either. 847 00:34:49,964 --> 00:34:51,883 -Yes, they do. -No! [laughs] 848 00:34:51,925 --> 00:34:54,135 They do. You like nice things, Monica. 849 00:34:54,177 --> 00:34:56,721 You had a Louis Vuitton bag. That's $5,000 on. 850 00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,056 You like nice things. But I-- 851 00:34:58,098 --> 00:34:59,724 But if you were like, "You're materialistic," 852 00:34:59,766 --> 00:35:01,559 I'd be like, okay. -Yes. 853 00:35:01,601 --> 00:35:02,727 You're twisting it from It's not a big deal... 854 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,187 I'm not twisting it. 855 00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:05,855 ...to I don't relate to middle America. 856 00:35:05,897 --> 00:35:07,399 It's turned into eight different things. 857 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:11,569 I said you're materialistic. You said you're materialistic. 858 00:35:11,611 --> 00:35:13,863 When we were talking in the motel, 859 00:35:13,905 --> 00:35:16,074 like, we were all so excited to be in drag, 860 00:35:16,116 --> 00:35:18,368 and Monica was like, "It appears 861 00:35:18,410 --> 00:35:22,914 that Lisa cares more about image than participation." 862 00:35:22,956 --> 00:35:26,501 You know, I think everyone has their own, um, thing. 863 00:35:26,543 --> 00:35:28,586 Well, and we know Lisa doesn't like costumes. 864 00:35:28,628 --> 00:35:30,171 Well, and, like, for me... 865 00:35:32,257 --> 00:35:36,344 Right. Well, the truth is that we were all so excited 866 00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:39,889 to be in drag and, like, we all came out in a persona. 867 00:35:39,931 --> 00:35:43,476 I-I--Honestly, I was hopeful that you would... 868 00:35:43,518 --> 00:35:45,103 get into drag with us tonight. -Yeah. 869 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:47,605 We're two different people, Whitney. 870 00:35:47,647 --> 00:35:49,899 I don't have to mimic you. 871 00:35:49,941 --> 00:35:51,860 If I were to plan the trip, 872 00:35:51,901 --> 00:35:55,739 we would really lean into, like, the drag and all of that. 873 00:35:55,780 --> 00:35:57,866 Well, you didn't plan the trip. 874 00:35:57,907 --> 00:36:01,244 And the reality of the matter is 875 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:04,664 I did the best I can within my ability on makeup. 876 00:36:05,832 --> 00:36:10,128 I have had a shooting headache for two days 877 00:36:10,170 --> 00:36:12,255 where I thought I've had, like, a nerve thing going on. 878 00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:13,965 I don't know what it is. 879 00:36:14,007 --> 00:36:16,968 I was not about to put a 30-pound wig on my head. 880 00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,888 I decided to do it for my friend and for the group. 881 00:36:19,929 --> 00:36:21,806 I don't--I don't think it's selfish to decide 882 00:36:21,848 --> 00:36:23,808 that I'm not putting a wig on. 883 00:36:23,850 --> 00:36:25,685 I went in the makeup, I put on sparkly dress. 884 00:36:25,727 --> 00:36:27,145 Yeah, but it wasn't me that asked. 885 00:36:27,187 --> 00:36:29,397 -And I did what I felt was good. -It was Trixie. 886 00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:30,815 Trixie did not say, 887 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:33,151 "You have to wear a wig, and you have to do this." 888 00:36:33,193 --> 00:36:35,695 We were given makeup and told to do our best that we could, 889 00:36:35,737 --> 00:36:37,489 and that's what I did. 890 00:36:37,530 --> 00:36:40,867 So, it's someone's, um, sister-in-law's grandson's, 891 00:36:40,909 --> 00:36:43,411 three-year-old, and it's a headache, 892 00:36:43,453 --> 00:36:45,997 and it's this and that. Like, when is it really about-- 893 00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:48,541 -Don't you go there. -I wanted-- 894 00:36:48,583 --> 00:36:51,002 Don't you ----ing go there. 895 00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:52,629 -I'm going there. -You're a monster. 896 00:36:52,671 --> 00:36:53,963 -I am not a monster. -Get out of my face. 897 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:54,964 -You are disgusting. -Let's not go there tonight. 898 00:36:55,006 --> 00:36:56,299 But, Meredith, you can't do that. 899 00:36:56,341 --> 00:36:58,009 -Let's not go there tonight. -You are disgusting. 900 00:36:58,051 --> 00:36:59,594 You can't hold me emotionally hostage. 901 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:00,845 You take a sick child who will suffer 902 00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:02,972 for the rest of his life to weaponize against me? 903 00:37:10,939 --> 00:37:11,690 MEREDITH: Don't you go there. 904 00:37:12,982 --> 00:37:14,275 You take a sick child who will suffer 905 00:37:14,317 --> 00:37:16,861 for the rest of his life to weaponize against me? 906 00:37:16,903 --> 00:37:19,322 -We have sick children. -Don't you dare! 907 00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:22,075 *** 908 00:37:34,504 --> 00:37:35,755 Yay! 909 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:37,424 HEATHER: What's going on? 910 00:37:37,465 --> 00:37:39,509 I don't like when people tell me who I am. It bugs me. 911 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:40,802 I don't do that to others, 912 00:37:40,844 --> 00:37:42,220 and I don't want someone doing it to me. 913 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,888 Okay, let me just clear this up, though. 914 00:37:43,930 --> 00:37:45,432 -She's worked hard for every--- -Let me clear it up. 915 00:37:45,473 --> 00:37:47,517 You have started from the ground up, too, without a hand. 916 00:37:47,559 --> 00:37:48,643 Honey, yes. 917 00:37:48,685 --> 00:37:50,186 So you know where I'm at right now. 918 00:37:50,228 --> 00:37:52,564 -Yeah. -Hi. It's me again. 919 00:37:52,605 --> 00:37:55,608 -Not really interested. -Well, you should be. 920 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,778 *** 921 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:01,448 We had a very bad day yesterday, Whitney. 922 00:38:01,489 --> 00:38:04,242 Every time someone tries to work through something with you, 923 00:38:04,284 --> 00:38:06,202 you say, "I can't deal with this right now 924 00:38:06,244 --> 00:38:07,871 because I'm going through something," but, like-- 925 00:38:07,912 --> 00:38:10,040 -I don't do that, Whitney. -But a little awareness. 926 00:38:10,081 --> 00:38:10,874 -You did it last night. -I don't--Correct. 927 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:12,167 You did it today. 928 00:38:12,208 --> 00:38:15,128 Because I had an animal like a pit bull 929 00:38:15,170 --> 00:38:18,965 going after me after a long day, and I got upset. 930 00:38:19,007 --> 00:38:21,634 I just want you to know that's where our miss is. 931 00:38:21,676 --> 00:38:22,886 It's a miss. 932 00:38:22,927 --> 00:38:24,888 Did you just call me a pit bull, Meredith? 933 00:38:24,929 --> 00:38:26,264 -It's a miss. -I don't know. 934 00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,432 I've got this little... over my shoulder. 935 00:38:27,474 --> 00:38:30,977 WHITNEY: Meredith. 936 00:38:31,936 --> 00:38:34,606 Meredith, why do you think it's--oh, keep turning, 937 00:38:34,647 --> 00:38:38,318 Keep turning. You know, I know you can hear me. 938 00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,320 -It's inappropriate. -Yeah, I know. 939 00:38:40,362 --> 00:38:42,530 -What's happening? -Oh, just bullsh--. 940 00:38:42,572 --> 00:38:44,324 I'm gonna go take a shot. I'll be right back. 941 00:38:44,366 --> 00:38:46,201 LISA: Okay. 942 00:38:46,242 --> 00:38:48,828 You're inappropriate. You're rude. 943 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:51,122 -She's disgusting. -You're classless, 944 00:38:51,164 --> 00:38:52,540 and you're tacky. -Oh, my God. 945 00:38:52,582 --> 00:38:54,584 Shut up, Monica! You said some pretty ----ed up sh--. 946 00:38:54,626 --> 00:38:55,835 Don't say that. 947 00:38:55,877 --> 00:38:57,212 You called Lisa a piece of sh--. 948 00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:59,464 -In Portuguese. -I wanna say something. 949 00:38:59,506 --> 00:39:02,258 It's prettier in Portuguese. I said... [bleep]. 950 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:04,928 Yay. 951 00:39:06,596 --> 00:39:10,183 I was looking for the fish. Yep, it's here. 952 00:39:10,225 --> 00:39:11,685 Thank you! 953 00:39:11,726 --> 00:39:14,771 Why do you continue to talk sh-- to me like that? 954 00:39:14,813 --> 00:39:18,191 Why do you continue to talk sh-- to me? 955 00:39:18,233 --> 00:39:20,318 -Anyway... -Meredith? 956 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:22,570 -Wait, what's happening? -She just called me a pit bull. 957 00:39:22,612 --> 00:39:23,738 -Who did? -Meredith. 958 00:39:23,780 --> 00:39:25,073 -For what? -I don't know. 959 00:39:25,115 --> 00:39:26,491 MONICA: Because of last night. 960 00:39:26,533 --> 00:39:28,118 You look like a trampoline with eyes. 961 00:39:28,159 --> 00:39:29,661 -MONICA: Oh, my gosh! -LISA: Oh, my gosh, Ange. 962 00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:30,829 -ANGE: Be quiet. I don't care. -MONICA: Be quiet. Be quiet. 963 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:32,455 ANGE: She called me the name of a dog. 964 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,790 MONICA: Don't put your finger in my mouth. That's disgusting. 965 00:39:33,832 --> 00:39:36,876 Well, I don't think that they should be talking. 966 00:39:36,918 --> 00:39:39,212 -Wow. -LISA: What just happened? 967 00:39:39,254 --> 00:39:40,547 I'm trying to talk to her, 968 00:39:40,588 --> 00:39:42,257 and she keeps turning her ----ing back on me, 969 00:39:42,298 --> 00:39:44,676 Oh, she's just a hideous human being, 970 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:46,886 and I'm not talking about the looks. 971 00:39:46,928 --> 00:39:48,263 WHITNEY: Hey, Meredith. 972 00:39:48,304 --> 00:39:50,223 Stop starting more drama, Whitney. Stop. 973 00:39:50,265 --> 00:39:52,225 I don't think you wanna call a woman that. 974 00:39:52,267 --> 00:39:54,561 -I didn't call her a dog. -I don't think-- 975 00:39:54,602 --> 00:39:56,479 I said she attacked me like an animal. 976 00:39:56,521 --> 00:39:57,981 Well, I'm trying to help y'all, but if y'all wanna be... 977 00:39:58,023 --> 00:39:59,232 I didn't use the word "Chihuahua" ever until now. 978 00:39:59,274 --> 00:40:01,443 ...hoes and be mean, then you be mean girls, 979 00:40:01,484 --> 00:40:04,237 and I'm gonna sit by the nice girls. 980 00:40:04,279 --> 00:40:06,031 They all have a problem with you having-- 981 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:07,532 I'm just gonna sit by the nice girls. 982 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:10,994 -They wanna be mean girls. -Mary's missing all this fun. 983 00:40:11,036 --> 00:40:14,539 *** 984 00:40:14,581 --> 00:40:16,124 [crunching] 985 00:40:16,166 --> 00:40:18,168 Can I ask you guys a question, though? 986 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:20,712 On the bus, when I said she's like Lisa's little bitch, 987 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:22,964 that was right, right? -Yeah. 988 00:40:23,006 --> 00:40:24,424 -Okay. -Hey, Monica, 989 00:40:24,466 --> 00:40:26,926 what are you saying? I can hear you talking about me. 990 00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:32,682 I asked them if me saying that you were Lisa's little bitch 991 00:40:32,724 --> 00:40:34,768 -Uh-huh. -...was wrong. Chihuahua. 992 00:40:34,809 --> 00:40:36,811 Who do you think you are, Monica? 993 00:40:36,853 --> 00:40:39,064 -I think I stand--I'm just... -No. 994 00:40:39,105 --> 00:40:40,815 ...telling you how I feel, and I asked them. 995 00:40:40,857 --> 00:40:42,150 -No. No. -They agreed. 996 00:40:42,192 --> 00:40:43,276 You were crazy last night! 997 00:40:43,318 --> 00:40:45,612 You are saying you're my friend, 998 00:40:45,653 --> 00:40:47,489 and right in front of everyone, you call me a lap dog? 999 00:40:47,530 --> 00:40:48,823 -You are not being my friend. -Monica. 1000 00:40:48,865 --> 00:40:49,908 Don't put your fingers in my face... 1001 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:51,201 You are here because enough people-- 1002 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:52,035 Okay, don't put your fingers in my face. 1003 00:40:52,077 --> 00:40:53,787 ...like Jen Shah. 1004 00:40:53,828 --> 00:40:56,664 Don't put your nasty nails in my face like Jen Shah, please. 1005 00:40:56,706 --> 00:40:57,832 Do not talk about her, Monica. 1006 00:40:57,874 --> 00:40:59,250 Don't put your claws in my face. 1007 00:40:59,292 --> 00:41:00,293 You don't need to talk about Jen. 1008 00:41:00,335 --> 00:41:01,419 Okay, you don't know Jen, remember? 1009 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:02,671 You brought it up more than anything. 1010 00:41:02,712 --> 00:41:04,172 -Wait, wait, wait. -Exactly. 1011 00:41:04,214 --> 00:41:05,632 -You're her assistant, -Honey, you can't be 1012 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,217 someone's assistant... -That's how you know everyone. 1013 00:41:07,258 --> 00:41:08,843 ...when you don't pay them. 1014 00:41:08,885 --> 00:41:10,220 Let's talk about people not getting paid. 1015 00:41:10,261 --> 00:41:12,263 Oh, bitch, I never got paid. 1016 00:41:12,305 --> 00:41:14,599 I'm like, so you're telling me you left all your kids for free? 1017 00:41:14,641 --> 00:41:17,477 I know she got paid. I think if Monica could erase 1018 00:41:17,519 --> 00:41:19,854 that she used to work for Jen, she would do that. 1019 00:41:19,896 --> 00:41:21,981 She's trying to pretend there's no history with Jen. 1020 00:41:22,023 --> 00:41:25,026 It feels shady, it feels fake, 1021 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:27,320 and it feels like Monica's trying to pretend 1022 00:41:27,362 --> 00:41:29,155 that she's someone that she's not. 1023 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,198 And you flipped on her like a little bitch. 1024 00:41:30,240 --> 00:41:31,783 -Monica. Monica. -I sure did. 1025 00:41:31,825 --> 00:41:34,369 First of all, there's nothing wrong with being an assistant. 1026 00:41:34,411 --> 00:41:37,038 And second of all, all of these bitches 1027 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,124 were Jen Shah's assistant. 1028 00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:41,251 You did favors for Jen, you did favors for Jen, 1029 00:41:41,292 --> 00:41:43,503 and you did favors for Jen, 1030 00:41:43,545 --> 00:41:45,255 and none of us got paid for doing it. 1031 00:41:45,296 --> 00:41:47,549 Don't go there with me, Angie, deadass. 1032 00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:49,342 *** 1033 00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:51,803 Let's talk about our Porsches. It's more interesting. 1034 00:41:51,845 --> 00:41:53,555 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right. 1035 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:56,016 -I need everyone. -Everybody, everybody, 1036 00:41:56,057 --> 00:41:58,435 let's get on the bus. -Let's go, let's go! 1037 00:41:58,476 --> 00:42:00,979 -Angie, your flamingo. -Mm. Thank you, Heather. 1038 00:42:01,021 --> 00:42:02,439 MONICA: All right, to the bus. 1039 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,315 I thought you were home. That's why I was texting you. 1040 00:42:04,357 --> 00:42:07,527 -I went to McDonald's. -Oh! 1041 00:42:07,569 --> 00:42:08,903 -Lisa's jealous. -I am. I'm jealous. 1042 00:42:08,945 --> 00:42:10,405 I'm good now. 1043 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:12,782 Oh, I do smell the French fries. 1044 00:42:12,824 --> 00:42:15,076 We have to be at the airport. Our flight leaves at 12. 1045 00:42:15,118 --> 00:42:17,162 WHITNEY: Not that I don't love all of you, 1046 00:42:17,203 --> 00:42:19,622 but I am excited to get home. 1047 00:42:21,458 --> 00:42:24,627 Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 1048 00:42:24,669 --> 00:42:26,463 Every time I send you to school, Annabelle, 1049 00:42:26,504 --> 00:42:29,841 I feel a little bit of anxiety because of all the bullying. 1050 00:42:29,883 --> 00:42:32,218 The last thing I wanted was to create a hostile environment 1051 00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:34,012 for my kids at school. 1052 00:42:34,054 --> 00:42:35,472 At the airport, Meredith pulled me aside 1053 00:42:35,513 --> 00:42:37,474 and was like, "You should know and be warned 1054 00:42:37,515 --> 00:42:40,769 that I have all this dirt on Angie." 1055 00:42:40,810 --> 00:42:42,937 We've all heard stuff about each other, right? 1056 00:42:42,979 --> 00:42:46,691 -It doesn't make it true. -Well...sure. 1057 00:42:46,733 --> 00:42:48,777 *** 1058 00:42:48,818 --> 00:42:50,111 -To Vida. -To Vida. 1059 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:53,573 Our fresh start has become a fresh debacle. 1060 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:54,824 -Wow, Monica. -No, no, no, that's rude. 1061 00:42:54,866 --> 00:42:55,825 -That's rude. -Wow. 1062 00:42:55,867 --> 00:42:57,118 Get your fingers out of my face. 1063 00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,203 I'll put my finger wherever I want my finger. 1064 00:42:58,244 --> 00:43:00,663 Get your finger out...of...my face. 1065 00:43:00,705 --> 00:43:01,956 The rumor is... 1066 00:43:01,998 --> 00:43:04,125 The rumor is that... 1067 00:43:04,167 --> 00:43:06,795 *** 1068 00:43:06,836 --> 00:43:09,422 Are you ----ing kidding me?