How was the desert?
I'm still kind of... digesting a lot that went on.
Oh, Nellie.
So, we get to Trixie Motel.
- Oh, my God. - Look how cute this is!
The other ladies are already here.
- Who? - Welcome!
- Hi! - Oh, my God.
Not only is Whitney already there with Angie,
who was not invited...
Hi. How are you, Meredith?
Surprise.
...at dinner, she just unleashed on me.
You rent your----ing life.
Everything about you is fake. Stop!
- You're a----ing fake bitch. - Angie, Angie.
You... can... leave!
I felt overwhelmed by everything,
but I didn't even tell you.
So, Lisa lost her ring in the bathroom in the airport.
You guys, does anybody see a ring on the floor?
This is why they say more money, more problems, girl.
She and Monica had a little disagreement.
It was hard to listen to you losing a $60,000 ring.
Same things I have, you have.
You don't----ing know me, so don't----ing judge me.
That means "you're a piece of sh--."
Well, you're the biggest bitch in this van.
Angie's behavior was relentless.
You're inappropriate.
- You're rude. - She's disgusting.
You look like a trampoline with eyes.
Because of last night. Oh, my God.
There are all these rumors out there about Angie
that I have heard.
What the frick's the rumor with Angie K.?
If I want to go for the jugular and talk about this sh--...
I can go there.
I just think it's somewhat ironic that this woman
is trying to tear into me
and then thinks that karma's not gonna be served to her.
I'm on a mission to serve Lisa,
and I love that for myself.
I own a beauty empire,
so I don't need any of your lip service.
I keep my friends close but my secrets closer.
In a town full of dirty lies,
everyone can use a bath.
I may be Greek,
but don't expect an olive branch from me.
Having faith in myself is the only religion I need.
- Hi. - Hello.
How are you?
- Hi! - Hey!
- How are you? - Oh, good.
Have you recovered from Palm Springs?
You know, I've been sleeping a lot. I'll tell you that.
- Oh, my gosh. - I was, like, tired.
Yeah.
I'm so happy that, like, we're good.
- Me, too. - Major.
Me, too.
Um, facials. Yay.
- Oh, are you ready? - Yes.
We have both of you ladies checked in.
If you'd like to follow me this way,
take you ladies into our image room
to scan your skin first
and allow us to create a treatment plan
that's custom-tailored to you.
Where did you go for your tan, though?
I just went to Park City.
- I'm banned from them. - Wait, why are you banned?
Because the girl wouldn't let me tan.
- Stop it. - No, no, no. I went in,
and I was like, "Hey, I have an event tomorrow. I need to tan."
They're closing in 30 minutes. And so I was like, "Let me tan."
And it escalated, until I was like, "Let me----ing tan!"
- And then she's like... - That's crazy.
..."You need to leave," and then I got an email
from corporate that said,
"We appreciate your eight years of patronage,
but we're canceling your membership."
And John's like, "Oh, my gosh,
I have to call and cancel mine, too, now."
So, we're gonna have you insert your face
into this machine here. Right there. Perfect.
Okay.
Um, you look like an Avatar in the middle.
You have a little bit of buildup, dead skin cells.
So, that's something we wanna address.
- Awesome. Yeah. - Perfect.
- So, your turn. - Oh, my gosh.
Can I opt out after seeing that? I don't--I'm nervous.
Chin pad. Those probes are gonna hit the top of your forehead.
Perfect. Close your eyes for me.
All right, you can go ahead and pull your face out.
- I'm afraid to look. Oh, oh, oh. - Look in the middle.
Oh, my gosh.
That is not cute.
- I think some exfoliating... - Yeah.
- ...would be beneficial today. - Let's just get rid of this.
This machine is just rude.
Meredith, we're gonna be in this chair here.
- Thank you. - Slide that right under.
I think what we'll do-- a nice, thorough double cleanse.
Thank you.
- You know what's nuts, Meredith? - Mm-hmm.
When I met you, Chloe wasn't even Bat Mitzvahed yet.
I know.
Brooks was just starting high school.
It's nuts that they're all out of the house now.
You guys are true empty nesters.
It is so crazy,
and you're just kind of starting on that whole journey.
I hate it.
You know what's gonna be really hard?
When Jack gets his mission call, like,
he could literally be called anywhere.
We can't go see him, and he can't come home.
That is gonna be difficult.
Yeah. I, like, cry every day.
I'm like a baby.
Yeah, it's hard, but you know what?
Seeing them move forward as adults is so rewarding.
It's just like, wow, I did something right here, you know?
Yeah.
That feels so good.
This is so worth taking off my makeup for.
- Lisa. - No, it's bothering me.
I don't like this sh--.
I will put up with, like, everything, but this is,
like, it's my----ing face.
I am never dressing up on a girls trip again.
Never.
- So... - Yeah.
But I just felt like things weren't even resolved in
Palm Springs, you know, like... - Yeah.
There was so much, like, weirdness.
I just think I wanna get everybody together
for an Après soiree No Ski.
It's gonna be fun. Whitney's coming.
Heather's coming. Mary's coming.
And then I'm gonna invite Monica, too.
Oh, good.
Yeah.
I'm still irritated with Monica, but there's no winning.
if I don't invite her,
she'll come up with some new accusations,
like, "Oh, I'm not part of your 1%."
It's so much easier to just say, "I'm having a party. Come."
I should wear head-to-toe labels to get a reaction from her.
Oh, God.
Well, I'm like, you're the one that's triggered.
I mean, the two of you. Come on.
How are we doing? Welcome.
- Hi. How are you? - Good. Good.
I am meeting a girlfriend here.
Is it possible to sit at the bar?
- Absolutely. Follow me. - Cool.
Hi, honey.
Oh, my gosh. You look so gorgeous.
- Always. - Thank you. You look so pretty.
- Hi, hi, hi. - How are you?
Good. How are you?
Good. I'm tired. Just trying to kind of recover.
- I know. Me, too. - How are the girls?
Did they do well while you were gone?
They did okay. Actually, we lost my dog.
Yeah, he got out while I was gone.
They didn't wanna tell me.
Thanks to, like, all the dog websites
where you can post your dog is missing,
we found him yesterday. - Okay. Yeah. Good.
- Are you ready to order? - Yes.
I will do the, uh, pear and burrata salad with chicken.
And then I wanna try your Cajun pasta.
- Cajun penne? - Yeah.
- Thank you. - I love Cajun.
Um, so, like, how are you and Lisa?
She's having her fun little ski event.
- Mm-hmm. - And I'm going to that.
- Oh, good. - So, I feel like we're okay.
I mean, it's great that she invited you. That's a good sign,
and you can have... - Yeah.
...the opportunity to clear the air if you want.
You think I need to clear the air?
Just giving you a fair warning.
It took me three years to get back into her good graces.
I'll just be like,
"You're a materialistic fuddy-duddy, but I love you."
I wouldn't say it like that.
That's not at all how I would tell her.
- Okay. - I have to be honest. I'm like,
like, we have a lot in common. I love your energy, your vibe.
But, like, the trip kind of made me pause for a second.
- Why? - Because it just was
a little bit of a red flag for me
when you were going after Lisa and Angie.
I don't wanna, like,
invest time in someone that... - Yeah.
...goes for their friends like that.
If your friend is acting crazy,
I think you should call them out.
You're doing it to me right now, right?
Yes.
So, that's the same exact thing I did to Angie.
I feel like Meredith handled it great,
and I felt like Angie just said some
really hurtful things about her business,
and that's really what set me off.
What are you gonna write me a check for?
Your jewelry that's got----ing cobwebs and dust on it?
Oh, my gosh! Don't come for people's business, no.
You haven't sold a piece since 2015.
You know how hard it is. You have a business.
- Yes. So does Angie. - And I felt like--
Right, and imagine how she would feel if someone
just all of a sudden said some stuff about her business.
From my perspective, it looked like you went
against your two friends
and were sucking up to Meredith and Heather.
So, it just seemed like a huge flip.
- I stand by what I said, 100%. - I sense that you're
getting defensive. I don't want you to feel defensive.
I am getting defensive, yeah.
I just want you to explain yourself.
I want to know where this is coming from.
And I feel like I am explaining myself.
Maybe you're not used to dealing with someone like me.
I felt like Angie was out of line.
And as her friend,
which I told her when I had a conversation with her,
"Angie, I am going to call you out
when I feel like you're digging yourself in a hole."
- That makes sense. - As grown-ass women,
we should all be strong enough to be able to face ugly truths.
I would rather know where I stand with you
than be fooled about how you really feel,
so I am grateful that Whitney is comfortable enough
to be able to tell me how she's feeling.
- Thanks for hearing me out. - Yeah.
- 'Cause I was like... - No, but see, and--
...oh, damn, this is how we do friendships?
No, no, no, and I'm glad that you came to me, though.
And Meredith... I felt like, needed someone to have her back.
Just be careful.
Be careful with Meredith. Like, you... just be careful.
Wait, what are you talking about?
Here's the thing.
At the airport, Meredith, um, pulled me aside and was like,
"You should be--you should know and be warned
that I have all this dirt on Angie."
Was she-- Did she do it in a nice way?
Like, "Hey, just be careful?"
No, she got her very serious eye out.
- Oh, my God. - This is what she always does.
It's like, "I have all this information."
She's done it to every single one of us,
and she will do it to you, too.
Every time Meredith feels wronged,
it's like all of the sudden, a rumor gets wings.
Even today, one of my friends mentioned
something about Jen, which was that she's
red-flagged in the system of Louis Vuitton
because she pays in cash.
Now, I don't know if it's true or false.
And we're talking to Meredith.
Like, she got some information from somebody
about your business.
Why the [bleep] is she talking about my business with you?
Lisa--she's so hypocritical.
There were all these rumors flying about you.
Well, what have you heard?
Jen just made reference to there having been affairs.
Why can't she just have a normal hobby, like go to yoga,
collect trinkets, bird watch?
I just am so sick
of this bullsh-- toxic behavior from Meredith.
- Like, it has to stop. - Look, we've all heard stuff
about each other, right?
- It doesn't make it true. - Well... sure.
Did you tell Angie she said that?
No, I haven't seen Ange yet.
I honestly do--do not wanna get involved
in the Meredith and Angie thing, because I'm still
trying to figure out-- - I feel like you're scared--
Are you scared of Meredith?
No, I'm not scared of Meredith at all.
I just am sick of this, like, repeated cycle that she gets on.
I do think Angie and Meredith have something way deeper
than any of us understand. - Yeah, obviously.
And I think it's gonna blow up.
Hey, babe.
Oh, wow.
Congratulations, Justin Rose.
Dad's going back to work.
That is awesome.
Let me see.
- Don't drop it. - I'm not gonna drop it.
Oh! [laughs] Oh, no!
You guys ready for me to go back to work?
- I don't even know. - You don't know?
When Justin lost his job last year,
he had a one year non-compete,
which means he could not work for one year.
How do you feel?
I don't know how I feel, to be honest with you.
So, it's been one year.
So, Justin just accepted a new job.
We're gonna really need
to figure out a new daily routine,
and chores are probably gonna change,
responsibilities, 'cause both...
Yeah, you guys need to step up.
...Mom and Dad are working full-time now.
Like, I am gonna miss taking you guys to school.
You're still gonna be taking to school.
Um, yeah, taking to school,
but just probably not picking up.
Let's back up because
this is, like...
I guess we need to talk about that, right?
Yeah. You all need to go get your homework done.
Okay?
Mm... my thing is, is that
with running my two businesses and being a mom,
and now Justin's not gonna be around,
how are we going to manage it?
You go back to work,
and now everything's on my head again?
- I--No. - Like laundry...
- No. - ...cleaning, kids.
- I don't-- - Like, are you expecting me
to just be able to, like, take it all on or, 'cause, like...
- No. - ...that's kind of the vibe.
You're going back to the male-dominant role again.
I'm a little bit lost, though.
You knew I was going back to work.
Like, I don't know where the breakdown is,
why this is a surprise.
I just don't want us to go backwards.
Bobbie is turning 13, and this is, like,
the most critical age that our little girl needs us.
I was once a 13-year-old girl without present parents,
and that is my number one priority.
It's not just about dropping them off at soccer or school.
It's, like, really knowing what's going on in their life.
Because I lacked that as a child,
I was having some horrible things done to me,
and no one knew.
It just went under the radar because no one took the time
to understand what was really going on in my life.
So, it's so important to figure out how Justin and I
are going to be present,
because my biggest fear
is that I'd miss something with one of my kids,
like, that I'd miss something huge.
Our kids need us.
And I also know that
you need your career, and I need mine, so...
- So, how does that work? - I don't know.
Yeah, I don't have the answers either.
Mom, are you playing, or are you just gonna watch?
- What are we playing? - Uh, Slapjack.
- Playing Slapjack. - But we made up a new rule
that if you slap a card that isn't a Jack,
you have to take away three of your cards
and put 'em into the pile.
- Three cards. Okay. - Okay.
Mom, be ready to slap.
Oh. Oh, I'm ready. Who am I slapping?
- A Jack. - A Jack.
That's a Joker!
- Joker. - I have to give three, right?
Yeah, three.
- No. - It's like when you were little
and I'd let you win. Remember that?
- Oh, yeah. - And then one time I tried
to not let you win, and you cried.
Oh!
Shawn and I have been a team from the day we met.
We were together 24/7.
We loved our careers.
We loved traveling.
We laughed, we had fun.
And it was always just the two of us.
Ready?
- Dad, let me win one. - Okay.
- Looks like Mom won. - Mom!
Hey, time for bed, guys. Let's do it.
But 12 years ago, when Elektra was born,
there was something in life
that was so much bigger now than the two of us.
Our relationship changed,
and Elektra basically gets all of our love and attention.
How many? Done. Okay, time for bed, girl.
- All right. - Let's get your jammies on.
Brush your teeth.
- Here we go. - I gotta--No, Mom!
- Brush... - No, that's gonna make a mess.
...your... [laughs] teeth.
Okay, guys, good night.
You get your jammies on. Brush your teeth.
Brush your hair.
Ugh. Angie and her pillows.
Look how pretty your hair looks.
I am so focused on my daughter that sometimes
I forget that I'm a wife.
All right.
I know my husband feels neglected.
I know he would love more intimacy.
It's just, right now
it's been hard for me to give that to him,
and I don't know how to, like, focus more on, you know,
being Shawn and Angie and not just being Mom and Dad.
I'll tickle you for a minute. Love you.
- Love you. - Sweet dreams.
All right.
Coming up...
Get your finger out of my face.
I'll put my finger wherever I want.
- Get your finger out of my face. - That's fine.
- Get your finger out of my face. - Oh, Lord, have mercy.
- Ski day! - Yay!
It's gonna be a good day, though. Look.
I know. It's so pretty.
Most teenagers would probably rather be caught dead
than hang out with their parents,
but as trite as it sounds, my daughters
really are my best friends. We are a tight-knit group.
And I read on my calorie app
that skiing burns 450 calories an hour.
So, two birds, one stone--
get my steps in and quality parenting.
Okay, let's hit-- let's hit this!
Ready? Let's shred. Whoo!
Okay.
Wait. Why did it stop?
Because we slowed it down, and then we weren't ready.
Oh.
Pizza, French fries, girls.
We are shredding queens!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Get it, Mom.
Looking good. Get your pizza.
Whoo!
Whoa, Mom.
Whoo-hoo!
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Let's test the temperature of the cocoa.
- Don't burn your tongue. - I'm scared.
- I know. I'll test first. - As our ice cube.
How is it?
- Is it burning? - It's burning.
Okay, I'm gonna just grab a little bit of snow.
- I'll put-- - I would love that.
I'll get a natural ice cube.
Oh, gosh. That's kind of gross.
So funny. Maybe it'll be-- maybe it'll work good.
You can take a little bit of the mountain with you.
- Okay. - It'll cool it down.
- Take a chunk. - Gonna water it--water it down.
It'll cool it off so you can drink it.
Now--now it's cold.
It's--I promise you it's not cold.
- Mm. So funny. - It's perfection.
Seriously?
When you get-- is that perfection?
Cheers.
- To us. Ski day. - Ski day.
- To playing hooky.
- Yes. Skippin' school. - So glad.
I know. I'm happy you're skipping school.
Every time I send you to school, Annabelle,
I feel a little bit of anxiety. You know that.
Wait, why?
Because of just all the bullying. It's bugging me.
It makes me nervous.
Do you get anxiety before you go every day?
Mm, mm, um...
I mean, it's not that big of a deal.
It's only if someone, like, posts something online
or like, I don't know.
When someone's giving a class presentation,
and one student turns their chair around, that's drama.
That's not community of caring.
I know.
You know, this is a community that's steeped in Mormonism,
so my daughters were already facing scrutiny
by me leaving the Church,
by us not living this cookie-cutter, perfect life.
but my book caused them to have more problems to deal with.
Georgia got a note that said, "You're..." the "C" word.
- What? - Annabelle got cookies
sent to her, calling her the "C" word.
That's really sick and demented.
I wanna write a second book,
but I don't want my children to be judged by my actions.
And I feel like they're dealing with things that if
I had just kept my head down and stayed quiet,
that they wouldn't be facing.
Do you feel, like, safe?
Like, at school? Yeah.
- Yeah. - You really feel like
you've got it handled and you're just gonna endure it?
It's just, like, petty little things.
It's not--I'm not getting, like, pushed down,
like, you know? - It's not getting a--
I mean, I did get pushed that one day.
Yeah, you just--and so did you.
You both got shoulder-shoved. That's a push. That's physical.
Now they just make, like, silly jokes
that, like, I honestly laugh at because I think it's funny.
Like... [laughs] I...
It's funny to just realize how...
- Obsessed. - ...bothered they are when...
- Yeah. - ...we've clearly moved on.
I know that you guys think it's funny,
but I don't think it's funny. - I know. You care too much.
I don't wanna send you out there.
It pisses me off, and I feel responsible,
- I know. - Like I've put a target
on your back, and then it's not funny to me.
You should just go to school, be 15, and be safe.
Watching them minimize the way
that they're being treated,
I mean, it feels very familiar to me, you know?
Just respect I don't wanna talk about it now.
We'll talk about it later. It's--
And it's nothing you should worry about.
And it just reminds me exactly of how I was raised
and probably how I've raised them.
And I want to break the cycle.
So am I making it worse by talking about it?
Do you want me just to ignore it?
And if it's a big deal, you'll--
Not ignore. Have healthy conversations about it, but...
'Cause what--the last thing I wanna do is overreact
so that when something happens, you come home,
and you don't tell me. - That's what I'm saying.
Like, when you almost, like, email my teacher,
that made me be like, "Well, I don't know if I should keep
telling her then," 'cause I don't want that to happen.
Yeah.
I hate that you feel like you have to be strong now
so that I don't overreact
and so that they don't know they're hurting you.
I know how much you just, like, wanna protect us and care,
but it's like sometimes out of our control,
so we just have to choose how we react to it.
To me, it's funny that they keep trying.
It's better to, like, take the higher road than to see it as--
So, it's just, like, funny to me
that they're still thinking about it,
that it's just like, oh, wow, like, you know?
Like, why are you so obsessed with me?
- Running in my head rent-free. - I just know that they have...
sad lives and keep, like, doing it.
They'll give it up at some point.
Where do you think it comes from, honestly?
Deep, deep trauma.
You know what Meredith Marks would say?
Jealousy is a disease.
Get well soon.
So true.
Coming up...
Meredith threatened that, you know,
stuff about your marriage and your husband.
Are you----ing kidding me?
It looks so good.
Okay, we need the rest of the floral.
Thanks, Emily.
Listen, I work hard.
I can afford the things I have. That's why I have 'em.
And this party is celebrating the fact
that I'm a smart, successful woman.
There's a byproduct to working hard,
and that's called money.
Let's get this on.
I appreciate nice things, and thank God somebody does,
or Dolce & Gabbana wouldn't have any customers.
You guys, I think it looks amazing.
I'm excited. Thank you guys for all of your help.
It looks beautiful.
Is there anything you think we should mix?
- Hi! - Hi!
Oh, my gosh, Whitney.
- You need a shot ski? - I die. I love it.
- Hi! - Oh, my God.
- So good. Oh, my gosh. - Hi!
Hi. How are you? So good to see you. Hi.
I just stored the things in there. Um...
- Hi. How are you? - Over here...
What's going on? How are you?
- Good. How are you? - I'm good. I'm good.
- You look like Snow White. - You look so cute.
- I love this color on you, too. - Thank you.
I would love some champagne
or whatever the drink of the house is.
- But have a crepe. - I love it.
- Like, help yourself. - Hi, Angie. How are you?
- Hi. How are you, Meredith? - I'm good, thank you.
Hi. Would you like some champagne?
Um, no, I think I'd like a cocktail.
Look, I know I can't avoid Angie,
and it's simple to say hello to someone that you do know,
even if they do behave like a dog.
What is going on? This, like, Chihuahua is following me.
No one can hear you because your dog's barking for you.
- So, I was a bitch last night. - You're a little Chihuahua.
And now you're being a bitch.
I had an animal, like a pit bull going after me.
But perhaps she could be kept on a leash
somewhere far away from me.
Everybody looks so beautiful.
- All right, let's get a drink. - Let's get a real drink.
Okay.
Mwah. You risk wearing cream with all of the bronzer.
Looks fantastic.
Well, hopefully I didn't ruin it all.
- I need to see this whole vibe. - Here is the vibe.
This is like my mother all winter.
I am like her mom, and I am like
all of her old friends in New York, right?
She is, like, I was telling her, like--
Pre-nose job.
You would have never got a nose job
if you grew up where I grew up, Ange.
No, I know. When you grow up in Salt Lake City,
everyone's, like, this beautiful...
- You had a nose job? - ...looks like Whitney,
and I was, like, the only Greek girl for miles.
No, it's like the nose job-- nose job is s perfect. Perfect.
- Oh, hi! Hi! Hi. - Oh, my gosh.
You are so very après.
I feel like everyone is doing creams and light tones.
Hi, everybody!
- Hi, hi. - Hi, beautiful.
- Oh, you dressed on theme. Hi! - Yes!
How are you?
You look so good.
- Yeah. You turned--turned up. - I love your eyes!
Get something to toast with. We're toasting.
Okay, you guys, let's just have fun.
Be who you are. Be who you wanna be.
I love all of you. I'm so glad you're here.
- Cheers. Cheers, cheers! - Cheers.
Stin iyia mas, girls.
Did you want us to pop the bottle?
- Is that what you want? - Yes, pop your bottle.
I drink ouzo. I don't know how to do this.
I learned this when I was a missionary
in the south of France. - Oh, my God. I love your church.
- One... - Push.
- Two... - Oh, God.
Three.
Whoo! Opa!
Very good job. Good job. Opa.
- Cheers. - Did we cheers, cousin?
Can I do a Raspberry Land? Yes.
Thank you!
- Thank you. Thank you. - It's so cute, Lisa.
- Aren't they cute? - Yes.
- Amazing, right? - I'm happy.
- Good. - She is fed with a--
Oh, I like when you're happy, Monica.
We don't like the other Monica.
Oh, my gosh.
Thank you. This is beautiful. Look how pretty that is.
Like, for real, I was a little bugged
that you called me materialistic.
I had to do a prickly. Okay? I had to--
I'm fine with the prickly.
I don't like where you took it after the prickly.
Where? I don't-- I mean, to get to a point where
you're like, "You're a piece of sh--."
That means, "You're a piece of sh--."
Read the room, Monica. Everybody here is materialistic.
You read the room. Everyone had to say a prickly.
You're materialistic. Balmain, Valentino.
- We've got-- - Guess what? Zara. Steve Madden.
- And that works for you. - I'm not materialistic. Exactly.
- So, I'm just saying-- - But there's nothing wrong
with being materialistic. - But own--Then just own that.
- There's nothing wrong with it. - That was my prickly.
Monica, I work hard, and my philosophy is--
- I think everyone-- - I work hard.
- They work hard. - Listen--No, no, no.
These guys work hard. Everyone works hard.
We're not gonna involve anybody else.
- No, I'm just saying. - But I work hard
so I can have anything I want. If you're gonna judge me,
I want you to judge everybody here in this room.
But they're not all like,
"Oh, I'm getting on a private jet with Snoop Dogg."
I didn't say that to you. I've never said that to you.
Yes, you did. Okay, you don't remember that conversation?
When did I--That's not true, so I never said that to you.
- You're making sh-- up now. - That was a fact.
I have never said that to you ever in my life!
I was right there when you did, and you said that.
I've never said that. That never happened. You made that up.
- You were--Okay, Lisa. - Monica, that never happened.
- You're lying. - Okay, walk away.
I don't even remember how long ago.
I was running through the airport
to give Lisa something for Jen,
and she was crying about how,
"I could be on a jet with Snoop Dogg right now!"
And I mean, that's Lisa in a nutshell,
crying over private jets and Snoop Dogg.
We've never had that conversation ever.
By the way, bitch, Snoop Dogg doesn't wanna
hang out with you. I can guarantee you that right now.
If I wanted to hang out with Snoop Dogg, trust me,
I'd be hanging out with Snoop Dogg.
She said I said I was getting on a private jet--
- You're sugary. You are savory. - No, no, no. This is, like--
- Wait, Snoop Dogg. - Do you have anything about--
- Yes. - I just wanna eat my damn crepe.
it's ridiculous, though. I've never said that.
- She's making up stuff. - That is not--
- I didn't make it up. - It's making up stuff.
I do go on private jets, but never with Snoop Dogg.
- I would never say that. - But you said,
"I could have gone on a jet with Snoop Dogg."
- I've partied with Snoop Dogg. - Have you really?
Yeah. I have a picture of me and Snoop.
But I could, but I've never said that.
- Do you really? - Yeah.
Do you want me to find it on my phone?
Why can't you just own it like that?
- No. - You have to be so defensive.
Don't get involved in this. We did this.
Oh, Lord, have mercy.
I walk into, like, arguing.
It's like, oh, God.
2.0. - It's like you coaching Angie.
- First of all-- - No one coaches me.
I say, what the I wanna say.
Somebody, rescue me quick.
Yeah, this is killing it.
- Don't be triggered. - ...that I have been up her ass.
Guess what? You're at my party and eat the fabulous stuff.
Yeah. Here, bitch, put that in your mouth and just...
- You guys-- - Seriously, Monica--
- Are you joking right now? - No, it's not funny to me.
- Angie-- - And you keep bringing sh--.
- I said put that in your mouth. - Angie,----ing start with me,
you're gonna open Pandora's Box.
You have no idea what the [bleep]--
Wait, no, no, no. That's rude. That's rude, Monica.
Get your finger out of my face.
I'll put my finger wherever I want.
- Get your finger out of my face. - That's fine.
Get your finger out of my face.
- Monica. - Are you serious right now?
Monica, stop yelling. You're screaming in my face.
- I--That's how I talk! - Go down a little lower.
That's how I talk. That's the level of my voice.
- Take it down a little bit. - That's the level of my voice.
I can't hear you right now. It's too high for my hearing.
I'm so sorry about that.
Hi, honey! You look gorgeous. What is...
I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to bring it,
or do I walk over to you? - Are you kidding me?
- Let's sit down over there. - Super private.
Thank you.
- This is, like, spectacular. - Like, are you sure?
- Are you kidding? Like, so chic. - Thank you.
- Heather. - Can I come greet you?
- Come on over. - Escape--that is happening.
For me, I don't like when somebody says, you think...
Hi. What is this? Who's the designer?
- I don't know. Just... - Oh!
That's it.
All you care about is that because it's not true.
I feel like you have an idea of me, and it's not me,
and you should get to know me before you tell me who I am.
That was not my intention.
Can you honor that that's not her intention,
even though you-- it felt that way?
Okay, I believe you, and, like, we're fine.
I do want closure to this conversation with Monica.
The bottom line is calling me materialistic is stupid.
Like, we have different interests,
and my interests... are more expensive than yours.
I'm deeper than what you think I am, too, so...
- I'm not. - Yeah.
I don't think you're shallow.
I am just done talking about this, and I'm over it.
So , stop----ing bringing up labels, bitch.
But we all know she's still materialistic AF, so...
Go get a crepe. For real, though.
For real, get a crepe.
You want a crepe?
No, I just need just to sit down for just a second,
but there's nowhere to sit.
Oh, Mary, your coat's getting in the pizza.
Mary, Mary, Mary, your coat's getting in the pizza.
Aah! Good looking out, girl.
Dolph! Give us a good beat!
Come on, dance, girl.
Now I know you have the moves, so you can't hide.
- Okay. Wait. Okay, let's... - Oh, I cannot dance.
- Come on, Whit. - Unless it's Greek music or...
- Whoo! - ...or belly dancing.
Whoo!
Can I please have a redo of my crepe?
That would be amazing. Yeah. Yay!
- You look so beautiful, always. - Thank you.
- You look so pretty, too. - White always looks so good.
- What are you eating, first off? - A crepe.
- Oh, a crepe. - A raspberry chocolate crepe.
- Oh. That's good. - Did you get any food?
Ooh, no.
- Okay, ladies. - Hi.
You like to eat. Every time I see you, you're eating.
I love food, yes.
But you don't care what you eat?
Like, do you, like, eat vegetables?
There was raspberry in that crepe.
I love that Mary is unapologetically herself.
Because you're a beautiful girl.
- Thank you. - Don't just eat your life away.
At this point, it's my mission to make her like me.
- You are so great. - No.
I freaking love you. Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
I'm just gonna live in my delusion
that Mary and I are besties.
But you got your nails done.
- I did! - I noticed.
They're good nose stickers.
- Oh, yeah. - It looks so beautiful.
What's in this one?
- The hibiscus? - That's gorgeous.
- Oh, my. It's beautiful. Cheers. - Cheers.
You were very smart in school. I don't think I was, like...
- You were not smart. - I--No, I wasn't.
But you've always been scrappy, though.
They called me "Lefty," and I thought it was because
they thought I shoplifted something,
but it was 'cause my left boob was bigger.
She should do whatever resonates for her.
Yeah.
You know?
That was----ing wild, dude.
'Cause you are lashing out.
Meredith is relentlessly coming for Angie,
and it's clear that she's not gonna stop.
So, who is going to end this?
We need some shots. We're gonna do a shot ski.
Who wants to do a shot ski? Get up here.
- How many are there? - There's four.
Oh, Mary, you want a shot?
- Ready? - Yeah.
One, two, three.
Whoo!
- Whoo! - That was great.
Okay. Oh, I don't need that.
- Do you wanna come talk to me? - Yeah, bitch.
Well, Mary, maybe you needed that
to liven you up instead of coffee.
I don't know. Maybe. I'm already tired today.
Whoo.
Oh, my gosh.
So, I told you Meredith made a threat about Ange.
Yeah.
I don't really want anything to do with it,
but Ange is our friend. - Right.
And she's standing here with all of us,
and if this was going on behind my back,
I'd want someone to tell me.
- I would want to know, too. - So, um,
do you know what the rumor is?
- Do you know what it is? - No.
I've only heard the threat that L--that Meredith gave me
that Angie should be warned.
Okay, well, everyone's heard it. I'm surprised you haven't.
- I feel like-- - No, I haven't.
Okay, well, to be completely frank with you,
people are talking about how her husband----s other men.
And that they have an arrangement.
And that their marriage is completely fake.
No. No, no. No. There's no way.
No.
Angie needs to know.
I literally feel like I'm gonna pass out.
I know this is hard. Honestly, I do.
It's really hard for me. Really, Meredith should be
the last----ing person to talk about this.
It's like the rumor wasn't enough
that Shawn has "allegedly" stepped out on Angie.
It's now questioning Shawn's sexual orientation,
and, like, as a strong ally in the community
and her connection with GLAAD, I expected more from Meredith.
Okay. Before we deal with this,
let's get a shot of Vida Tequila.
- Whiskey. - Yeah, so we don't remember.
- Just black out after. - Yeah.
Heather, What made you wear that necklace?
- I love the necklace. - You do?
I think it brings out the champagne of the coat.
I think it adds some flair to the turtleneck,
and I have matching earrings, and I'm standing behind it.
You totally missed it on that one.
- Ange. - Hi. Are we having fun?
- Are we having fun? - I mean...
I'm having a great time.
- Take this in your hands. - Are we doing a toast?
Put it under there.
- Is that how this works? - You're gonna need this.
I'm gonna need this. You're gonna need it.
So, this is how you chill it. Girl, you are a pro.
Cheers to you.
Thank you for chilling my drink.
Whoo. Let's get every last drop.
- Every last drop, girl. - Every last little drop.
It's like milking a cow.
Thank you so much. Cheers. Do you have a drink?
Yeah. Just take--take a sip. We gotta talk to you.
What's going on? Your-- Your vibe--it's not good.
Let's--Let's go sit down.
Here, you sit in the middle.
- Uh, yeah, I don't-- - I'm buttering you up.
Why? You guys, what's going on? I don't like--I don't like--
I-I-I'm uncomfortable with the way that you are...
- Like, your energy's off. - I'm very--
I'm very uncomfortable, but.
Why are you uncomfortable? What's going on?
And when were in Palm Springs,
Meredith said to both Lisa and I that she knew stuff,
and she threatened that you should be careful
'cause she knows sh-- about you--
stuff about your marriage, your husband.
And this is why we're nipping it in the butt, and--
- Is it "butt" or "bud"? - So, she has gone to you
or--and you? - What is it?
-"Butt" or "bud"? - I don't know.
Okay, who cares about that, guys?
It's-- It's a saying.
Seriously, she's spreading rumors about my marriage?
The rumor is that Shawn likes to [bleep] other men.
Are you----ing kidding me?
- Are you----ing kidding me? - No.
She is crazy.
I'm sorry. I've been with my husband for 27 years.
We are loyal to each other.
Meredith lives to lie about other people's marriages.
And the only one that's spreading their legs
outside of their marriage is Meredith.
She is saying that his boyfriends
need to be quiet because they're out here in the streets
of Salt Lake City... - Oh, my God.
...talking about----ing your husband.
I'm sick and tired of her lies.
And people do not talk about me or my family like this.
You know, she's a sick bitch.
Hey, Meredith, do you have a second?