1 00:00:00,217 --> 00:00:05,962 ♪ 2 00:00:05,962 --> 00:00:08,573 How was the desert? 3 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:12,882 I'm still kind of... digesting a lot that went on. 4 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:14,753 Oh, Nellie. 5 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:19,106 So, we get to Trixie Motel. 6 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:23,110 - Oh, my God. - Look how cute this is! 7 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,981 The other ladies are already here. 8 00:00:24,981 --> 00:00:27,027 - Who? - Welcome! 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,637 - Hi! - Oh, my God. 10 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,465 ♪ 11 00:00:30,465 --> 00:00:34,425 MEREDITH: Not only is Whitney already there with Angie, 12 00:00:34,425 --> 00:00:36,688 who was not invited... 13 00:00:36,688 --> 00:00:38,951 Hi. How are you, Meredith? 14 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:41,215 [singsongy] Surprise. 15 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:44,261 ...at dinner, she just unleashed on me. 16 00:00:44,261 --> 00:00:45,784 You rent your----ing life. 17 00:00:45,784 --> 00:00:47,221 - Everything about you is fake. - MONICA: Stop! 18 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:48,961 - You're a----ing fake bitch. - Angie, Angie. 19 00:00:48,961 --> 00:00:52,008 You... can... [voice echoing] leave! 20 00:00:52,008 --> 00:00:53,314 I felt overwhelmed by everything, 21 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:55,751 but I didn't even tell you. 22 00:00:55,751 --> 00:01:00,843 So, Lisa lost her ring in the bathroom in the airport. 23 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:03,802 LISA: You guys, does anybody see a ring on the floor? 24 00:01:08,459 --> 00:01:09,852 [bleep]. 25 00:01:09,852 --> 00:01:12,985 This is why they say more money, more problems, girl. 26 00:01:12,985 --> 00:01:16,032 She and Monica had a little disagreement. 27 00:01:16,032 --> 00:01:19,862 It was hard to listen to you losing a $60,000 ring. 28 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,559 Same things I have, you have. 29 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:23,822 You don't----ing know me, so don't----ing judge me. 30 00:01:23,822 --> 00:01:26,651 [speaks Portuguese] 31 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:27,913 That means "you're a piece of sh--." 32 00:01:27,913 --> 00:01:30,046 Well, you're the biggest bitch in this van. 33 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:32,962 Angie's behavior was relentless. 34 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,268 You're inappropriate. 35 00:01:34,268 --> 00:01:36,531 - You're rude. - She's disgusting. 36 00:01:36,531 --> 00:01:37,967 You look like a trampoline with eyes. 37 00:01:37,967 --> 00:01:39,534 - WHITNEY: Because of last night. - MONICA: Oh, my God. 38 00:01:39,534 --> 00:01:42,580 There are all these rumors out there about Angie 39 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:43,712 that I have heard. 40 00:01:43,712 --> 00:01:46,454 What the frick's the rumor with Angie K.? 41 00:01:46,454 --> 00:01:49,413 If I want to go for the jugular and talk about this sh--... 42 00:01:51,372 --> 00:01:52,982 I can go there. 43 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,158 I just think it's somewhat ironic that this woman 44 00:01:55,158 --> 00:01:57,856 is trying to tear into me 45 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:02,948 and then thinks that karma's not gonna be served to her. 46 00:02:02,948 --> 00:02:08,606 ♪ 47 00:02:08,606 --> 00:02:10,478 LISA: I'm on a mission to serve Lisa, 48 00:02:10,478 --> 00:02:13,394 and I love that for myself. 49 00:02:13,394 --> 00:02:15,135 HEATHER: I own a beauty empire, 50 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:17,572 so I don't need any of your lip service. 51 00:02:17,572 --> 00:02:22,359 MONICA: I keep my friends close but my secrets closer. 52 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:24,796 MEREDITH: In a town full of dirty lies, 53 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,929 everyone can use a bath. 54 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,583 ANGIE: I may be Greek, 55 00:02:28,583 --> 00:02:31,673 but don't expect an olive branch from me. 56 00:02:31,673 --> 00:02:35,764 WHITNEY: Having faith in myself is the only religion I need. 57 00:02:39,855 --> 00:02:54,217 ♪ 58 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,138 - [singsongy] Hi. - [singsongy] Hello. 59 00:03:02,138 --> 00:03:03,270 How are you? 60 00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:04,923 - Hi! - Hey! 61 00:03:04,923 --> 00:03:07,709 - How are you? - Oh, good. 62 00:03:07,709 --> 00:03:09,798 Have you recovered from Palm Springs? 63 00:03:09,798 --> 00:03:11,626 You know, I've been sleeping a lot. I'll tell you that. 64 00:03:11,626 --> 00:03:13,671 - Oh, my gosh. - I was, like, tired. 65 00:03:13,671 --> 00:03:14,803 Yeah. 66 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:16,805 I'm so happy that, like, we're good. 67 00:03:16,805 --> 00:03:17,849 - Me, too. - Major. 68 00:03:17,849 --> 00:03:20,722 Me, too. 69 00:03:20,722 --> 00:03:22,289 Um, facials. Yay. 70 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,768 - Oh, are you ready? - Yes. 71 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,248 We have both of you ladies checked in. 72 00:03:25,248 --> 00:03:26,771 If you'd like to follow me this way, 73 00:03:26,771 --> 00:03:28,164 take you ladies into our image room 74 00:03:28,164 --> 00:03:29,731 to scan your skin first 75 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:31,515 and allow us to create a treatment plan 76 00:03:31,515 --> 00:03:33,213 that's custom-tailored to you. 77 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:39,262 Where did you go for your tan, though? 78 00:03:39,262 --> 00:03:40,959 I just went to Park City. 79 00:03:40,959 --> 00:03:44,441 - I'm banned from them. - Wait, why are you banned? 80 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:46,704 Because the girl wouldn't let me tan. 81 00:03:46,704 --> 00:03:48,837 - Stop it. - No, no, no. I went in, 82 00:03:48,837 --> 00:03:51,013 and I was like, "Hey, I have an event tomorrow. I need to tan." 83 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:54,190 They're closing in 30 minutes. And so I was like, "Let me tan." 84 00:03:54,190 --> 00:03:57,628 And it escalated, until I was like, "Let me----ing tan!" 85 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,500 [laughter] 86 00:03:59,500 --> 00:04:01,589 - And then she's like... - That's crazy. 87 00:04:01,589 --> 00:04:03,852 ..."You need to leave," and then I got an email 88 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,157 from corporate that said, 89 00:04:05,157 --> 00:04:06,855 "We appreciate your eight years of patronage, 90 00:04:06,855 --> 00:04:09,031 but we're canceling your membership." 91 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,685 And John's like, "Oh, my gosh, 92 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:13,992 I have to call and cancel mine, too, now." [chuckles] 93 00:04:13,992 --> 00:04:15,690 So, we're gonna have you insert your face 94 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:18,867 into this machine here. Right there. Perfect. 95 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:21,304 Okay. 96 00:04:21,304 --> 00:04:24,873 LISA: Um, you look like an Avatar in the middle. 97 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,354 You have a little bit of buildup, dead skin cells. 98 00:04:27,354 --> 00:04:29,269 So, that's something we wanna address. 99 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,748 - Awesome. Yeah. - Perfect. 100 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:32,228 - So, your turn. - Oh, my gosh. 101 00:04:32,228 --> 00:04:34,665 Can I opt out after seeing that? I don't--I'm nervous. 102 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,319 [laughs] 103 00:04:36,319 --> 00:04:39,104 Chin pad. Those probes are gonna hit the top of your forehead. 104 00:04:39,104 --> 00:04:40,802 Perfect. Close your eyes for me. 105 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,760 ♪ 106 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,588 All right, you can go ahead and pull your face out. 107 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:48,331 - I'm afraid to look. Oh, oh, oh. - Look in the middle. 108 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:50,899 Oh, my gosh. 109 00:04:50,899 --> 00:04:52,683 That is not cute. 110 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,729 - I think some exfoliating... - Yeah. 111 00:04:54,729 --> 00:04:56,687 - ...would be beneficial today. - Let's just get rid of this. 112 00:04:56,687 --> 00:04:59,647 This machine is just rude. 113 00:05:00,865 --> 00:05:03,738 Meredith, we're gonna be in this chair here. 114 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,740 - Thank you. - Slide that right under. 115 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:09,396 I think what we'll do-- a nice, thorough double cleanse. 116 00:05:09,396 --> 00:05:10,788 Thank you. 117 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:13,661 - You know what's nuts, Meredith? - Mm-hmm. 118 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:17,926 When I met you, Chloe wasn't even Bat Mitzvahed yet. 119 00:05:17,926 --> 00:05:19,188 I know. 120 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:21,973 Brooks was just starting high school. 121 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,715 It's nuts that they're all out of the house now. 122 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:27,239 You guys are true empty nesters. 123 00:05:27,239 --> 00:05:29,590 It is so crazy, 124 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,809 and you're just kind of starting on that whole journey. 125 00:05:31,809 --> 00:05:33,028 I hate it. 126 00:05:33,028 --> 00:05:35,465 You know what's gonna be really hard? 127 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:37,337 When Jack gets his mission call, like, 128 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,164 he could literally be called anywhere. 129 00:05:39,164 --> 00:05:42,080 We can't go see him, and he can't come home. 130 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,604 That is gonna be difficult. 131 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:46,084 Yeah. I, like, cry every day. 132 00:05:46,084 --> 00:05:47,869 [laughs] I'm like a baby. 133 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:49,958 Yeah, it's hard, but you know what? 134 00:05:49,958 --> 00:05:54,745 Seeing them move forward as adults is so rewarding. 135 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:57,313 It's just like, wow, I did something right here, you know? 136 00:05:57,313 --> 00:05:58,358 Yeah. 137 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:01,317 That feels so good. 138 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:04,015 This is so worth taking off my makeup for. 139 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:05,495 [laughter] 140 00:06:05,495 --> 00:06:07,671 - Lisa. - No, it's bothering me. 141 00:06:07,671 --> 00:06:09,630 [crying] I don't like this sh--. 142 00:06:09,630 --> 00:06:12,372 I will put up with, like, everything, but this is, 143 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,199 like, it's my----ing face. 144 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:19,291 I am never dressing up on a girls trip again. 145 00:06:19,291 --> 00:06:20,945 - Never. - [laughs] 146 00:06:20,945 --> 00:06:22,382 - So... - Yeah. 147 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,992 But I just felt like things weren't even resolved in 148 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:26,516 Palm Springs, you know, like... - Yeah. 149 00:06:26,516 --> 00:06:28,431 There was so much, like, weirdness. 150 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:31,260 I just think I wanna get everybody together 151 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,001 for an Après soiree No Ski. 152 00:06:33,001 --> 00:06:35,438 It's gonna be fun. Whitney's coming. 153 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:38,093 Heather's coming. Mary's coming. 154 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:39,747 And then I'm gonna invite Monica, too. 155 00:06:39,747 --> 00:06:40,704 Oh, good. 156 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:43,446 LISA: Yeah. 157 00:06:43,446 --> 00:06:46,493 I'm still irritated with Monica, but there's no winning. 158 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:48,146 if I don't invite her, 159 00:06:48,146 --> 00:06:50,105 she'll come up with some new accusations, 160 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:52,673 like, "Oh, I'm not part of your 1%." 161 00:06:52,673 --> 00:06:55,763 It's so much easier to just say, "I'm having a party. Come." 162 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:59,027 I should wear head-to-toe labels to get a reaction from her. 163 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,855 - Oh, God. - [laughs] 164 00:07:00,855 --> 00:07:04,380 Well, I'm like, you're the one that's triggered. [laughs] 165 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:06,295 I mean, the two of you. Come on. 166 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:08,166 [laughter] 167 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:13,215 ♪ 168 00:07:13,215 --> 00:07:15,260 [wheels clanking] 169 00:07:15,260 --> 00:07:23,530 ♪ 170 00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:25,923 How are we doing? Welcome. 171 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,708 - Hi. How are you? - Good. Good. 172 00:07:27,708 --> 00:07:29,884 I am meeting a girlfriend here. 173 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,363 Is it possible to sit at the bar? 174 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:32,974 - Absolutely. Follow me. - Cool. 175 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:37,500 ♪ 176 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:39,023 Hi, honey. 177 00:07:39,023 --> 00:07:41,548 Oh, my gosh. You look so gorgeous. 178 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,985 - Always. - Thank you. You look so pretty. 179 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:45,290 - Hi, hi, hi. - How are you? 180 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:47,118 Good. How are you? 181 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,859 Good. I'm tired. Just trying to kind of recover. 182 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,600 - I know. Me, too. - How are the girls? 183 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,733 Did they do well while you were gone? 184 00:07:52,733 --> 00:07:55,953 They did okay. Actually, we lost my dog. 185 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,782 Yeah, he got out while I was gone. 186 00:07:58,782 --> 00:08:00,523 They didn't wanna tell me. 187 00:08:00,523 --> 00:08:02,177 Thanks to, like, all the dog websites 188 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:03,918 where you can post your dog is missing, 189 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:06,573 we found him yesterday. - Okay. Yeah. Good. 190 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:09,140 - Are you ready to order? - Yes. 191 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:14,450 I will do the, uh, pear and burrata salad with chicken. 192 00:08:14,450 --> 00:08:16,844 And then I wanna try your Cajun pasta. 193 00:08:16,844 --> 00:08:17,845 - Cajun penne? - Yeah. 194 00:08:17,845 --> 00:08:19,499 - Thank you. - I love Cajun. 195 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:23,981 Um, so, like, how are you and Lisa? 196 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:27,028 She's having her fun little ski event. 197 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,551 - Mm-hmm. - And I'm going to that. 198 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,771 - Oh, good. - So, I feel like we're okay. 199 00:08:30,771 --> 00:08:32,468 I mean, it's great that she invited you. That's a good sign, 200 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:33,948 and you can have... - Yeah. 201 00:08:33,948 --> 00:08:35,427 ...the opportunity to clear the air if you want. 202 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,777 You think I need to clear the air? 203 00:08:36,777 --> 00:08:39,127 [chuckles] Just giving you a fair warning. 204 00:08:39,127 --> 00:08:41,477 It took me three years to get back into her good graces. 205 00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:43,174 I'll just be like, 206 00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:44,349 "You're a materialistic fuddy-duddy, but I love you." 207 00:08:44,349 --> 00:08:46,482 - I wouldn't say it like that. - [laughs] 208 00:08:46,482 --> 00:08:48,005 That's not at all how I would tell her. 209 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:50,530 - [laughs] Okay. - I have to be honest. I'm like, 210 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:54,403 like, we have a lot in common. I love your energy, your vibe. 211 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:58,625 But, like, the trip kind of made me pause for a second. 212 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:00,975 - Why? - Because it just was 213 00:09:00,975 --> 00:09:03,194 a little bit of a red flag for me 214 00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:06,328 when you were going after Lisa and Angie. 215 00:09:06,328 --> 00:09:08,635 I don't wanna, like, 216 00:09:08,635 --> 00:09:10,854 invest time in someone that... - Yeah. 217 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,595 ...goes for their friends like that. 218 00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,423 If your friend is acting crazy, 219 00:09:14,423 --> 00:09:16,164 I think you should call them out. 220 00:09:16,164 --> 00:09:17,905 You're doing it to me right now, right? 221 00:09:17,905 --> 00:09:19,297 Yes. 222 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:21,299 So, that's the same exact thing I did to Angie. 223 00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:23,519 I feel like Meredith handled it great, 224 00:09:23,519 --> 00:09:24,781 and I felt like Angie just said some 225 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,653 really hurtful things about her business, 226 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,176 and that's really what set me off. 227 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,221 What are you gonna write me a check for? 228 00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:32,180 Your jewelry that's got----ing cobwebs and dust on it? 229 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:33,660 Oh, my gosh! Don't come for people's business, no. 230 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:35,052 You haven't sold a piece since 2015. 231 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,707 You know how hard it is. You have a business. 232 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,361 - Yes. So does Angie. - And I felt like-- 233 00:09:39,361 --> 00:09:43,757 Right, and imagine how she would feel if someone 234 00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:46,847 just all of a sudden said some stuff about her business. 235 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,370 From my perspective, it looked like you went 236 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:49,763 against your two friends 237 00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:53,027 and were sucking up to Meredith and Heather. 238 00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:55,507 So, it just seemed like a huge flip. 239 00:09:55,507 --> 00:09:58,206 - I stand by what I said, 100%. - I sense that you're 240 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,860 getting defensive. I don't want you to feel defensive. 241 00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,731 I am getting defensive, yeah. 242 00:10:01,731 --> 00:10:02,993 I just want you to explain yourself. 243 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:05,169 I want to know where this is coming from. 244 00:10:05,169 --> 00:10:07,824 And I feel like I am explaining myself. 245 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,653 Maybe you're not used to dealing with someone like me. 246 00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,569 I felt like Angie was out of line. 247 00:10:13,569 --> 00:10:15,789 And as her friend, 248 00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:18,530 which I told her when I had a conversation with her, 249 00:10:18,530 --> 00:10:20,184 "Angie, I am going to call you out 250 00:10:20,184 --> 00:10:21,925 when I feel like you're digging yourself in a hole." 251 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,320 - That makes sense. - As grown-ass women, 252 00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:28,715 we should all be strong enough to be able to face ugly truths. 253 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:31,282 I would rather know where I stand with you 254 00:10:31,282 --> 00:10:33,415 than be fooled about how you really feel, 255 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,810 so I am grateful that Whitney is comfortable enough 256 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:39,203 to be able to tell me how she's feeling. 257 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,727 - Thanks for hearing me out. - Yeah. 258 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,293 - 'Cause I was like... - No, but see, and-- 259 00:10:42,293 --> 00:10:43,817 ...oh, damn, this is how we do friendships? 260 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:45,688 No, no, no, and I'm glad that you came to me, though. 261 00:10:45,688 --> 00:10:51,433 And Meredith... I felt like, needed someone to have her back. 262 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,653 ♪ 263 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,872 Just be careful. 264 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:58,919 Be careful with Meredith. Like, you... just be careful. 265 00:10:58,919 --> 00:11:01,182 Wait, what are you talking about? 266 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,836 Here's the thing. 267 00:11:02,836 --> 00:11:05,447 At the airport, Meredith, um, pulled me aside and was like, 268 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:08,276 "You should be--you should know and be warned 269 00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:11,235 that I have all this dirt on Angie." 270 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:13,368 Was she-- Did she do it in a nice way? 271 00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,978 Like, "Hey, just be careful?" 272 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:17,720 No, she got her very serious eye out. 273 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,941 - Oh, my God. - This is what she always does. 274 00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:23,813 It's like, "I have all this information." 275 00:11:23,813 --> 00:11:25,989 She's done it to every single one of us, 276 00:11:25,989 --> 00:11:29,123 and she will do it to you, too. 277 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,995 Every time Meredith feels wronged, 278 00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:35,433 it's like all of the sudden, a rumor gets wings. 279 00:11:35,433 --> 00:11:37,871 Even today, one of my friends mentioned 280 00:11:37,871 --> 00:11:40,264 something about Jen, which was that she's 281 00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:42,005 red-flagged in the system of Louis Vuitton 282 00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,964 because she pays in cash. 283 00:11:43,964 --> 00:11:45,487 Now, I don't know if it's true or false. 284 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:47,315 And we're talking to Meredith. 285 00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:50,318 Like, she got some information from somebody 286 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:51,928 about your business. 287 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,714 Why the [bleep] is she talking about my business with you? 288 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,281 Lisa--she's so hypocritical. 289 00:11:57,281 --> 00:11:59,109 There were all these rumors flying about you. 290 00:11:59,109 --> 00:12:00,545 Well, what have you heard? 291 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,027 Jen just made reference to there having been affairs. 292 00:12:05,637 --> 00:12:10,686 Why can't she just have a normal hobby, like go to yoga, 293 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:14,255 collect trinkets, bird watch? 294 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,604 I just am so sick 295 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:17,214 of this bullsh-- toxic behavior from Meredith. 296 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,390 - Like, it has to stop. - Look, we've all heard stuff 297 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783 about each other, right? 298 00:12:20,783 --> 00:12:24,744 - It doesn't make it true. - Well... sure. 299 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,442 Did you tell Angie she said that? 300 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,749 No, I haven't seen Ange yet. 301 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:33,535 I honestly do--do not wanna get involved 302 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,320 in the Meredith and Angie thing, because I'm still 303 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,713 trying to figure out-- - I feel like you're scared-- 304 00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,019 Are you scared of Meredith? 305 00:12:39,019 --> 00:12:41,543 No, I'm not scared of Meredith at all. 306 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:46,548 I just am sick of this, like, repeated cycle that she gets on. 307 00:12:46,548 --> 00:12:49,943 I do think Angie and Meredith have something way deeper 308 00:12:49,943 --> 00:12:51,814 than any of us understand. - Yeah, obviously. 309 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,903 And I think it's gonna blow up. 310 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:57,167 ♪ 311 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:10,485 ♪ 312 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:11,791 WHITNEY: Hey, babe. 313 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,444 ♪ 314 00:13:13,444 --> 00:13:14,532 Oh, wow. 315 00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,926 Congratulations, Justin Rose. 316 00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,233 Dad's going back to work. 317 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:21,191 - That is awesome. - [laughs] 318 00:13:21,191 --> 00:13:23,019 - Let me see. - [laughter] 319 00:13:23,019 --> 00:13:25,456 - Don't drop it. - I'm not gonna drop it. 320 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:30,157 Oh! [laughs] Oh, no! 321 00:13:30,157 --> 00:13:31,898 You guys ready for me to go back to work? 322 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:34,988 - I don't even know. [giggles] - You don't know? 323 00:13:34,988 --> 00:13:37,294 When Justin lost his job last year, 324 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:39,993 he had a one year non-compete, 325 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,343 which means he could not work for one year. 326 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,648 How do you feel? 327 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:45,172 I don't know how I feel, to be honest with you. 328 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:47,174 So, it's been one year. 329 00:13:47,174 --> 00:13:50,133 So, Justin just accepted a new job. 330 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,961 We're gonna really need 331 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,310 to figure out a new daily routine, 332 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:56,052 and chores are probably gonna change, 333 00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,140 responsibilities, 'cause both... 334 00:13:57,140 --> 00:13:59,316 Yeah, you guys need to step up. 335 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,884 ...Mom and Dad are working full-time now. 336 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,494 ♪ 337 00:14:03,494 --> 00:14:06,019 Like, I am gonna miss taking you guys to school. 338 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:08,848 You're still gonna be taking to school. 339 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,285 Um, yeah, taking to school, 340 00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:13,287 but just probably not picking up. 341 00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:14,854 [scoffs] 342 00:14:16,029 --> 00:14:17,682 Let's back up because 343 00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:20,076 this is, like... 344 00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,339 I guess we need to talk about that, right? 345 00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:24,167 Yeah. You all need to go get your homework done. 346 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,691 - [groans] - WHITNEY: Okay? 347 00:14:26,691 --> 00:14:30,434 Mm... my thing is, is that 348 00:14:30,434 --> 00:14:33,133 with running my two businesses and being a mom, 349 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,787 and now Justin's not gonna be around, 350 00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:38,442 how are we going to manage it? 351 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,183 You go back to work, 352 00:14:40,183 --> 00:14:41,924 and now everything's on my head again? 353 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:42,882 - I--No. - Like laundry... 354 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:46,189 - No. - ...cleaning, kids. 355 00:14:46,189 --> 00:14:48,235 - I don't-- - Like, are you expecting me 356 00:14:48,235 --> 00:14:51,803 to just be able to, like, take it all on or, 'cause, like... 357 00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:52,848 - No. - ...that's kind of the vibe. 358 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:54,719 ♪ 359 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:58,723 You're going back to the male-dominant role again. 360 00:14:58,723 --> 00:14:59,899 I'm a little bit lost, though. 361 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,292 You knew I was going back to work. 362 00:15:02,292 --> 00:15:04,729 Like, I don't know where the breakdown is, 363 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:06,383 why this is a surprise. 364 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:09,691 I just don't want us to go backwards. 365 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:11,606 ♪ 366 00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,564 Bobbie is turning 13, and this is, like, 367 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:18,656 the most critical age that our little girl needs us. 368 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:24,619 I was once a 13-year-old girl without present parents, 369 00:15:24,619 --> 00:15:28,362 and that is my number one priority. 370 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:32,714 It's not just about dropping them off at soccer or school. 371 00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,935 It's, like, really knowing what's going on in their life. 372 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,415 Because I lacked that as a child, 373 00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:40,852 I was having some horrible things done to me, 374 00:15:40,852 --> 00:15:43,246 and no one knew. 375 00:15:43,246 --> 00:15:46,771 It just went under the radar because no one took the time 376 00:15:46,771 --> 00:15:49,165 to understand what was really going on in my life. 377 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,080 So, it's so important to figure out how Justin and I 378 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,821 are going to be present, 379 00:15:52,821 --> 00:15:54,562 because my biggest fear 380 00:15:54,562 --> 00:15:57,260 is that I'd miss something with one of my kids, 381 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,655 like, that I'd miss something huge. 382 00:16:00,655 --> 00:16:02,918 Our kids need us. 383 00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:05,181 And I also know that 384 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:09,142 you need your career, and I need mine, so... 385 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:11,753 - So, how does that work? - I don't know. 386 00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:13,973 Yeah, I don't have the answers either. 387 00:16:16,584 --> 00:16:21,763 ♪ 388 00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:24,070 SHAWN: Mom, are you playing, or are you just gonna watch? 389 00:16:24,070 --> 00:16:25,506 - What are we playing? - Uh, Slapjack. 390 00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:28,726 - Playing Slapjack. - But we made up a new rule 391 00:16:28,726 --> 00:16:31,207 that if you slap a card that isn't a Jack, 392 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,079 you have to take away three of your cards 393 00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,819 and put 'em into the pile. 394 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,299 - Three cards. Okay. - Okay. 395 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,127 Mom, be ready to slap. 396 00:16:38,127 --> 00:16:39,824 Oh. Oh, I'm ready. Who am I slapping? 397 00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:40,825 - A Jack. - A Jack. 398 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:44,786 ♪ 399 00:16:44,786 --> 00:16:46,222 - [groans] - That's a Joker! 400 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,963 - [singsongy] Joker. - I have to give three, right? 401 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,225 Yeah, three. 402 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:50,966 - No. - It's like when you were little 403 00:16:50,966 --> 00:16:52,315 and I'd let you win. Remember that? 404 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,143 - Oh, yeah. - And then one time I tried 405 00:16:54,143 --> 00:16:56,493 to not let you win, and you cried. 406 00:16:56,493 --> 00:16:57,973 Oh! 407 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,932 Shawn and I have been a team from the day we met. 408 00:17:00,932 --> 00:17:03,152 We were together 24/7. 409 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,675 We loved our careers. 410 00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,720 We loved traveling. 411 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,070 We laughed, we had fun. 412 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:11,073 And it was always just the two of us. 413 00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,466 Ready? 414 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:13,423 [groans] 415 00:17:13,423 --> 00:17:16,861 - Dad, let me win one. - Okay. 416 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,515 - Looks like Mom won. - Mom! 417 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:21,475 SHAWN: Hey, time for bed, guys. Let's do it. 418 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,955 But 12 years ago, when Elektra was born, 419 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,522 there was something in life 420 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,176 that was so much bigger now than the two of us. 421 00:17:27,176 --> 00:17:29,091 Our relationship changed, 422 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:32,225 and Elektra basically gets all of our love and attention. 423 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:34,140 How many? Done. Okay, time for bed, girl. 424 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,576 - All right. - Let's get your jammies on. 425 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:38,970 - [groaning] - Brush your teeth. 426 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,537 - Here we go. - I gotta--No, Mom! 427 00:17:40,537 --> 00:17:42,191 - Brush... - No, that's gonna make a mess. 428 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:44,019 - ...your... [laughs] teeth. - [laughs] 429 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:46,717 SHAWN: Okay, guys, good night. 430 00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,197 ♪ 431 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,720 You get your jammies on. Brush your teeth. 432 00:17:49,720 --> 00:17:52,114 Brush your hair. 433 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:54,725 Ugh. Angie and her pillows. 434 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:55,813 [giggles] 435 00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,425 Look how pretty your hair looks. 436 00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,383 [smooches three times] 437 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,864 I am so focused on my daughter that sometimes 438 00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,735 I forget that I'm a wife. 439 00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,563 ♪ 440 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,913 All right. 441 00:18:08,913 --> 00:18:10,611 [Celia whines] 442 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,482 I know my husband feels neglected. 443 00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,093 I know he would love more intimacy. 444 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,659 It's just, right now 445 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,401 it's been hard for me to give that to him, 446 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:22,362 and I don't know how to, like, focus more on, you know, 447 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,929 being Shawn and Angie and not just being Mom and Dad. 448 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:27,236 I'll tickle you for a minute. Love you. [smooches] 449 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,237 - Love you. - Sweet dreams. 450 00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:29,847 All right. 451 00:18:32,023 --> 00:18:33,286 Coming up... 452 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:34,678 Get your finger out of my face. 453 00:18:34,678 --> 00:18:35,984 I'll put my finger wherever I want. 454 00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:38,029 - Get your finger out of my face. - That's fine. 455 00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:41,381 - Get your finger out of my face. - Oh, Lord, have mercy. 456 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:58,180 ♪ 457 00:18:58,180 --> 00:19:01,183 - Ski day! - Yay! 458 00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:03,185 It's gonna be a good day, though. Look. 459 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:05,666 I know. It's so pretty. 460 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,364 Most teenagers would probably rather be caught dead 461 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:10,932 than hang out with their parents, 462 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,847 but as trite as it sounds, my daughters 463 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:16,111 really are my best friends. We are a tight-knit group. 464 00:19:16,111 --> 00:19:18,896 And I read on my calorie app 465 00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,421 that skiing burns 450 calories an hour. 466 00:19:21,421 --> 00:19:23,379 So, two birds, one stone-- 467 00:19:23,379 --> 00:19:26,339 get my steps in and quality parenting. 468 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:29,733 Okay, let's hit-- let's hit this! 469 00:19:29,733 --> 00:19:30,517 ♪ 470 00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:34,042 Ready? Let's shred. Whoo! 471 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,348 Okay. 472 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:40,570 [laughter] 473 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,616 - [speaks indistinctly] - Wait. Why did it stop? 474 00:19:42,616 --> 00:19:44,879 Because we slowed it down, and then we weren't ready. 475 00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:46,707 - Oh. - [laughs] 476 00:19:46,707 --> 00:19:50,363 ♪ 477 00:19:50,363 --> 00:19:52,713 Pizza, French fries, girls. 478 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,063 ♪ 479 00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:57,196 We are shredding queens! 480 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,328 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 481 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:04,855 ♪ 482 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,248 Get it, Mom. 483 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,858 ♪ 484 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,818 Looking good. Get your pizza. 485 00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:12,080 ♪ 486 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,081 Whoo! 487 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:15,823 ♪ 488 00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:17,259 Whoo! 489 00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,000 Whoa, Mom. 490 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:21,524 ♪ 491 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,831 [voice echoing] Whoo-hoo! 492 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:25,615 - Cheers. - Cheers. 493 00:20:25,615 --> 00:20:27,400 Let's test the temperature of the cocoa. 494 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,010 - Don't burn your tongue. - I'm scared. 495 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,273 - I know. I'll test first. - As our ice cube. 496 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:33,754 How is it? 497 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,146 - Is it burning? - It's burning. 498 00:20:35,146 --> 00:20:36,365 Okay, I'm gonna just grab a little bit of snow. 499 00:20:36,365 --> 00:20:38,280 - I'll put-- - I would love that. 500 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,716 I'll get a natural ice cube. 501 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,457 Oh, gosh. That's kind of gross. 502 00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,765 So funny. Maybe it'll be-- maybe it'll work good. 503 00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:49,291 You can take a little bit of the mountain with you. 504 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,075 - Okay. - It'll cool it down. 505 00:20:51,075 --> 00:20:53,339 - Take a chunk. - Gonna water it--water it down. 506 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,992 It'll cool it off so you can drink it. 507 00:20:54,992 --> 00:20:56,603 Now--now it's cold. 508 00:20:56,603 --> 00:20:58,605 It's--I promise you it's not cold. 509 00:20:58,605 --> 00:21:02,304 - Mm. So funny. - It's perfection. 510 00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:03,479 Seriously? 511 00:21:03,479 --> 00:21:05,655 When you get-- is that perfection? 512 00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,700 - Cheers. - [mugs clinking] 513 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:09,572 - To us. Ski day. - Ski day. 514 00:21:09,572 --> 00:21:11,270 - Ski day. - To playing hooky. 515 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,315 - Yes. Skippin' school. - So glad. 516 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,491 I know. I'm happy you're skipping school. 517 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:17,624 Every time I send you to school, Annabelle, 518 00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:19,887 I feel a little bit of anxiety. You know that. 519 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,323 Wait, why? 520 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:24,152 Because of just all the bullying. It's bugging me. 521 00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:25,371 It makes me nervous. 522 00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:27,503 Do you get anxiety before you go every day? 523 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,897 Mm, mm, um... 524 00:21:29,897 --> 00:21:32,987 I mean, it's not that big of a deal. 525 00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,032 It's only if someone, like, posts something online 526 00:21:35,032 --> 00:21:37,644 or like, I don't know. 527 00:21:37,644 --> 00:21:39,210 When someone's giving a class presentation, 528 00:21:39,210 --> 00:21:42,605 and one student turns their chair around, that's drama. 529 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,259 That's not community of caring. 530 00:21:44,259 --> 00:21:46,174 I know. 531 00:21:46,174 --> 00:21:50,483 You know, this is a community that's steeped in Mormonism, 532 00:21:50,483 --> 00:21:53,442 so my daughters were already facing scrutiny 533 00:21:53,442 --> 00:21:54,878 by me leaving the Church, 534 00:21:54,878 --> 00:21:57,185 by us not living this cookie-cutter, perfect life. 535 00:21:57,185 --> 00:22:00,710 but my book caused them to have more problems to deal with. 536 00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,496 Georgia got a note that said, "You're..." the "C" word. 537 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,324 - What? - Annabelle got cookies 538 00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:06,629 sent to her, calling her the "C" word. 539 00:22:06,629 --> 00:22:09,806 That's really sick and demented. 540 00:22:09,806 --> 00:22:12,156 I wanna write a second book, 541 00:22:12,156 --> 00:22:15,595 but I don't want my children to be judged by my actions. 542 00:22:15,595 --> 00:22:17,858 And I feel like they're dealing with things that if 543 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:19,468 I had just kept my head down and stayed quiet, 544 00:22:19,468 --> 00:22:22,036 that they wouldn't be facing. 545 00:22:22,036 --> 00:22:23,690 Do you feel, like, safe? 546 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:26,693 Like, at school? Yeah. 547 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,912 - Yeah. - You really feel like 548 00:22:28,912 --> 00:22:31,915 you've got it handled and you're just gonna endure it? 549 00:22:31,915 --> 00:22:33,221 It's just, like, petty little things. 550 00:22:33,221 --> 00:22:35,136 It's not--I'm not getting, like, pushed down, 551 00:22:35,136 --> 00:22:37,399 like, you know? - It's not getting a-- 552 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:39,358 I mean, I did get pushed that one day. 553 00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:41,055 Yeah, you just--and so did you. 554 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,971 You both got shoulder-shoved. That's a push. That's physical. 555 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:46,060 Now they just make, like, silly jokes 556 00:22:46,060 --> 00:22:48,323 that, like, I honestly laugh at because I think it's funny. 557 00:22:48,323 --> 00:22:49,846 Like... [laughs] I... 558 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:52,501 It's funny to just realize how... 559 00:22:52,501 --> 00:22:53,894 - Obsessed. - ...bothered they are when... 560 00:22:53,894 --> 00:22:55,461 - Yeah. - ...we've clearly moved on. 561 00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,419 [voice breaking] I know that you guys think it's funny, 562 00:22:57,419 --> 00:23:00,466 but I don't think it's funny. - I know. You care too much. 563 00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:02,076 I don't wanna send you out there. 564 00:23:02,076 --> 00:23:03,730 It pisses me off, and I feel responsible, 565 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,645 - I know. - Like I've put a target 566 00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,690 on your back, and then it's not funny to me. 567 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:12,434 You should just go to school, be 15, and be safe. 568 00:23:12,434 --> 00:23:14,697 Watching them minimize the way 569 00:23:14,697 --> 00:23:16,046 that they're being treated, 570 00:23:16,046 --> 00:23:19,920 I mean, it feels very familiar to me, you know? 571 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,661 Just respect I don't wanna talk about it now. 572 00:23:21,661 --> 00:23:23,010 We'll talk about it later. It's-- 573 00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:24,446 And it's nothing you should worry about. 574 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:28,450 And it just reminds me exactly of how I was raised 575 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:30,539 and probably how I've raised them. 576 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:34,195 And I want to break the cycle. 577 00:23:34,195 --> 00:23:36,371 So am I making it worse by talking about it? 578 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:37,546 Do you want me just to ignore it? 579 00:23:37,546 --> 00:23:39,113 And if it's a big deal, you'll-- 580 00:23:39,113 --> 00:23:41,942 Not ignore. Have healthy conversations about it, but... 581 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,205 'Cause what--the last thing I wanna do is overreact 582 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:47,077 so that when something happens, you come home, 583 00:23:47,077 --> 00:23:48,644 and you don't tell me. - That's what I'm saying. 584 00:23:48,644 --> 00:23:50,254 Like, when you almost, like, email my teacher, 585 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:52,082 that made me be like, "Well, I don't know if I should keep 586 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,128 telling her then," 'cause I don't want that to happen. 587 00:23:54,128 --> 00:23:55,608 Yeah. 588 00:23:55,608 --> 00:23:58,132 I hate that you feel like you have to be strong now 589 00:23:58,132 --> 00:23:59,829 so that I don't overreact 590 00:23:59,829 --> 00:24:02,397 and so that they don't know they're hurting you. 591 00:24:02,397 --> 00:24:06,662 I know how much you just, like, wanna protect us and care, 592 00:24:06,662 --> 00:24:08,969 but it's like sometimes out of our control, 593 00:24:08,969 --> 00:24:11,972 so we just have to choose how we react to it. 594 00:24:11,972 --> 00:24:14,061 To me, it's funny that they keep trying. 595 00:24:14,061 --> 00:24:15,932 It's better to, like, take the higher road than to see it as-- 596 00:24:15,932 --> 00:24:17,499 So, it's just, like, funny to me 597 00:24:17,499 --> 00:24:19,240 that they're still thinking about it, 598 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,720 that it's just like, oh, wow, like, you know? 599 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:22,417 Like, why are you so obsessed with me? 600 00:24:22,417 --> 00:24:25,159 - Running in my head rent-free. - I just know that they have... 601 00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:26,856 [laughs] sad lives and keep, like, doing it. 602 00:24:26,856 --> 00:24:29,032 They'll give it up at some point. 603 00:24:29,032 --> 00:24:30,817 ♪ 604 00:24:30,817 --> 00:24:32,775 Where do you think it comes from, honestly? 605 00:24:32,775 --> 00:24:34,516 Deep, deep trauma. 606 00:24:34,516 --> 00:24:36,866 [laughter] 607 00:24:36,866 --> 00:24:38,477 You know what Meredith Marks would say? 608 00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:41,349 Jealousy is a disease. 609 00:24:41,349 --> 00:24:42,568 Get well soon. 610 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:43,960 So true. 611 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:45,701 [laughs] 612 00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:46,833 Coming up... 613 00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:48,748 Meredith threatened that, you know, 614 00:24:48,748 --> 00:24:51,402 stuff about your marriage and your husband. 615 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:54,449 ♪ 616 00:24:54,449 --> 00:24:57,017 Are you----ing kidding me? 617 00:25:01,151 --> 00:25:13,555 ♪ 618 00:25:13,555 --> 00:25:14,904 LISA: It looks so good. 619 00:25:14,904 --> 00:25:17,428 Okay, we need the rest of the floral. 620 00:25:17,428 --> 00:25:18,865 Thanks, Emily. 621 00:25:18,865 --> 00:25:20,431 Listen, I work hard. 622 00:25:20,431 --> 00:25:23,913 I can afford the things I have. That's why I have 'em. 623 00:25:23,913 --> 00:25:26,742 And this party is celebrating the fact 624 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:29,615 that I'm a smart, successful woman. 625 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:31,660 There's a byproduct to working hard, 626 00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,749 and that's called money. 627 00:25:33,749 --> 00:25:36,578 Let's get this on. 628 00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,885 I appreciate nice things, and thank God somebody does, 629 00:25:38,885 --> 00:25:42,541 or Dolce & Gabbana wouldn't have any customers. 630 00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,108 You guys, I think it looks amazing. 631 00:25:45,108 --> 00:25:46,762 I'm excited. Thank you guys for all of your help. 632 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:48,285 It looks beautiful. 633 00:25:48,285 --> 00:25:50,592 Is there anything you think we should mix? 634 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:51,680 - Hi! - Hi! 635 00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:53,116 Oh, my gosh, Whitney. 636 00:25:53,116 --> 00:25:56,380 - You need a shot ski? - I die. I love it. 637 00:25:56,380 --> 00:26:05,433 ♪ 638 00:26:05,433 --> 00:26:07,304 - Hi! - Oh, my God. 639 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:11,657 ♪ 640 00:26:11,657 --> 00:26:12,658 [speaks indistinctly] 641 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:17,663 ♪ 642 00:26:17,663 --> 00:26:20,143 - So good. Oh, my gosh. - Hi! 643 00:26:20,143 --> 00:26:22,624 Hi. How are you? So good to see you. Hi. 644 00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:23,973 MEREDITH: I just stored the things in there. Um... 645 00:26:23,973 --> 00:26:25,496 - Hi. How are you? - Over here... 646 00:26:25,496 --> 00:26:27,150 What's going on? How are you? 647 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:29,849 - Good. How are you? - I'm good. I'm good. 648 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,154 - You look like Snow White. - You look so cute. 649 00:26:31,154 --> 00:26:32,982 - I love this color on you, too. - Thank you. 650 00:26:32,982 --> 00:26:34,810 I would love some champagne 651 00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:37,291 or whatever the drink of the house is. 652 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:38,814 - But have a crepe. - I love it. 653 00:26:38,814 --> 00:26:40,294 - Like, help yourself. - Hi, Angie. How are you? 654 00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:42,905 - Hi. How are you, Meredith? - I'm good, thank you. 655 00:26:42,905 --> 00:26:44,167 Hi. Would you like some champagne? 656 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,647 Um, no, I think I'd like a cocktail. 657 00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:49,172 Look, I know I can't avoid Angie, 658 00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:52,306 and it's simple to say hello to someone that you do know, 659 00:26:52,306 --> 00:26:54,482 even if they do behave like a dog. 660 00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:57,746 What is going on? This, like, Chihuahua is following me. 661 00:26:57,746 --> 00:26:59,661 No one can hear you because your dog's barking for you. 662 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:01,010 - So, I was a bitch last night. - You're a little Chihuahua. 663 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,403 And now you're being a bitch. 664 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:06,450 I had an animal, like a pit bull going after me. 665 00:27:06,450 --> 00:27:08,496 But perhaps she could be kept on a leash 666 00:27:08,496 --> 00:27:11,455 somewhere far away from me. 667 00:27:11,455 --> 00:27:14,197 Everybody looks so beautiful. 668 00:27:14,197 --> 00:27:15,677 ♪ 669 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:18,724 - All right, let's get a drink. - Let's get a real drink. 670 00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,250 ♪ 671 00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,686 Okay. 672 00:27:24,686 --> 00:27:28,516 Mwah. You risk wearing cream with all of the bronzer. 673 00:27:28,516 --> 00:27:29,778 Looks fantastic. 674 00:27:29,778 --> 00:27:31,258 Well, hopefully I didn't ruin it all. 675 00:27:31,258 --> 00:27:33,956 - I need to see this whole vibe. - Here is the vibe. 676 00:27:33,956 --> 00:27:36,045 This is like my mother all winter. 677 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:37,525 I am like her mom, and I am like 678 00:27:37,525 --> 00:27:39,222 all of her old friends in New York, right? 679 00:27:39,222 --> 00:27:40,571 She is, like, I was telling her, like-- 680 00:27:40,571 --> 00:27:41,747 Pre-nose job. 681 00:27:41,747 --> 00:27:43,313 You would have never got a nose job 682 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:44,924 if you grew up where I grew up, Ange. 683 00:27:44,924 --> 00:27:46,186 No, I know. When you grow up in Salt Lake City, 684 00:27:46,186 --> 00:27:47,578 everyone's, like, this beautiful... 685 00:27:47,578 --> 00:27:49,232 - You had a nose job? - ...looks like Whitney, 686 00:27:49,232 --> 00:27:50,886 and I was, like, the only Greek girl for miles. 687 00:27:50,886 --> 00:27:54,629 No, it's like the nose job-- nose job is s perfect. Perfect. 688 00:27:54,629 --> 00:27:56,762 - Oh, hi! Hi! Hi. - Oh, my gosh. 689 00:27:56,762 --> 00:27:58,285 You are so very après. 690 00:27:58,285 --> 00:28:00,722 I feel like everyone is doing creams and light tones. 691 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:02,898 [singsongy] Hi, everybody! 692 00:28:02,898 --> 00:28:04,465 - Hi, hi. - Hi, beautiful. 693 00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:06,902 - Oh, you dressed on theme. Hi! - Yes! 694 00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,730 How are you? 695 00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,384 You look so good. 696 00:28:10,384 --> 00:28:12,603 - Yeah. You turned--turned up. - I love your eyes! 697 00:28:12,603 --> 00:28:15,258 ♪ 698 00:28:15,258 --> 00:28:17,478 Get something to toast with. We're toasting. 699 00:28:17,478 --> 00:28:20,481 Okay, you guys, let's just have fun. 700 00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:23,266 Be who you are. Be who you wanna be. 701 00:28:23,266 --> 00:28:25,747 I love all of you. I'm so glad you're here. 702 00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:28,184 - Cheers. Cheers, cheers! - Cheers. 703 00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:30,012 - Stin iyia mas, girls. - [glasses clink] 704 00:28:30,012 --> 00:28:32,058 Did you want us to pop the bottle? 705 00:28:32,058 --> 00:28:33,320 - Is that what you want? - Yes, pop your bottle. 706 00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:35,888 I drink ouzo. I don't know how to do this. 707 00:28:35,888 --> 00:28:37,454 I learned this when I was a missionary 708 00:28:37,454 --> 00:28:39,674 in the south of France. - Oh, my God. I love your church. 709 00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,676 - One... - Push. 710 00:28:41,676 --> 00:28:42,938 - Two... - Oh, God. 711 00:28:42,938 --> 00:28:44,418 - Three. - [pop] 712 00:28:44,418 --> 00:28:45,636 Whoo! Opa! 713 00:28:45,636 --> 00:28:47,769 [cheering] 714 00:28:47,769 --> 00:28:49,815 Very good job. Good job. Opa. 715 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,904 - Cheers. - Did we cheers, cousin? 716 00:28:51,904 --> 00:28:52,905 [clink] 717 00:28:52,905 --> 00:28:56,735 ♪ 718 00:28:56,735 --> 00:29:00,913 Can I do a Raspberry Land? Yes. 719 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,741 [singsongy] Thank you! 720 00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:04,960 - Thank you. Thank you. - It's so cute, Lisa. 721 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:07,136 - Aren't they cute? - Yes. 722 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:08,659 - Amazing, right? - I'm happy. 723 00:29:08,659 --> 00:29:10,313 - Good. - She is fed with a-- 724 00:29:10,313 --> 00:29:11,880 Oh, I like when you're happy, Monica. 725 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,273 [laughs] 726 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,883 We don't like the other Monica. 727 00:29:14,883 --> 00:29:16,493 [laughs] Oh, my gosh. 728 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:19,018 Thank you. This is beautiful. Look how pretty that is. 729 00:29:19,018 --> 00:29:22,108 Like, for real, I was a little bugged 730 00:29:22,108 --> 00:29:23,892 that you called me materialistic. 731 00:29:23,892 --> 00:29:26,939 I had to do a prickly. Okay? I had to-- 732 00:29:26,939 --> 00:29:28,636 I'm fine with the prickly. 733 00:29:28,636 --> 00:29:30,594 I don't like where you took it after the prickly. 734 00:29:30,594 --> 00:29:32,553 Where? I don't-- I mean, to get to a point where 735 00:29:32,553 --> 00:29:34,729 you're like, "You're a piece of sh--." 736 00:29:34,729 --> 00:29:37,427 [speaks Portuguese] 737 00:29:37,427 --> 00:29:39,386 That means, "You're a piece of sh--." 738 00:29:39,386 --> 00:29:41,780 Read the room, Monica. Everybody here is materialistic. 739 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:44,130 You read the room. Everyone had to say a prickly. 740 00:29:44,130 --> 00:29:47,524 You're materialistic. Balmain, Valentino. 741 00:29:47,524 --> 00:29:50,397 - We've got-- - Guess what? Zara. Steve Madden. 742 00:29:50,397 --> 00:29:51,833 - And that works for you. - I'm not materialistic. Exactly. 743 00:29:51,833 --> 00:29:53,356 - So, I'm just saying-- - But there's nothing wrong 744 00:29:53,356 --> 00:29:55,532 with being materialistic. - But own--Then just own that. 745 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:56,795 - There's nothing wrong with it. - That was my prickly. 746 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:58,231 Monica, I work hard, and my philosophy is-- 747 00:29:58,231 --> 00:29:59,623 - I think everyone-- - I work hard. 748 00:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,016 - They work hard. - Listen--No, no, no. 749 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:02,365 These guys work hard. Everyone works hard. 750 00:30:02,365 --> 00:30:03,845 We're not gonna involve anybody else. 751 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,325 - No, I'm just saying. - But I work hard 752 00:30:05,325 --> 00:30:07,240 so I can have anything I want. If you're gonna judge me, 753 00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,111 I want you to judge everybody here in this room. 754 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:10,591 But they're not all like, 755 00:30:10,591 --> 00:30:12,549 "Oh, I'm getting on a private jet with Snoop Dogg." 756 00:30:12,549 --> 00:30:14,421 I didn't say that to you. I've never said that to you. 757 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,249 Yes, you did. Okay, you don't remember that conversation? 758 00:30:16,249 --> 00:30:18,381 When did I--That's not true, so I never said that to you. 759 00:30:18,381 --> 00:30:19,992 - You're making sh-- up now. - That was a fact. 760 00:30:19,992 --> 00:30:21,428 I have never said that to you ever in my life! 761 00:30:21,428 --> 00:30:23,256 I was right there when you did, and you said that. 762 00:30:23,256 --> 00:30:25,736 I've never said that. That never happened. You made that up. 763 00:30:25,736 --> 00:30:28,522 - You were--Okay, Lisa. - Monica, that never happened. 764 00:30:28,522 --> 00:30:30,350 - You're lying. - Okay, walk away. 765 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,874 I don't even remember how long ago. 766 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:35,007 I was running through the airport 767 00:30:35,007 --> 00:30:37,052 to give Lisa something for Jen, 768 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:38,575 and she was crying about how, 769 00:30:38,575 --> 00:30:43,102 "I could be on a jet with Snoop Dogg right now!" 770 00:30:43,102 --> 00:30:46,235 And I mean, that's Lisa in a nutshell, 771 00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,585 crying over private jets and Snoop Dogg. 772 00:30:48,585 --> 00:30:51,066 We've never had that conversation ever. 773 00:30:51,066 --> 00:30:52,676 By the way, bitch, Snoop Dogg doesn't wanna 774 00:30:52,676 --> 00:30:55,766 hang out with you. I can guarantee you that right now. 775 00:30:55,766 --> 00:30:58,073 If I wanted to hang out with Snoop Dogg, trust me, 776 00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,858 I'd be hanging out with Snoop Dogg. 777 00:30:59,858 --> 00:31:01,642 She said I said I was getting on a private jet-- 778 00:31:01,642 --> 00:31:05,298 - You're sugary. You are savory. - No, no, no. This is, like-- 779 00:31:05,298 --> 00:31:06,560 - Wait, Snoop Dogg. - Do you have anything about-- 780 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:10,042 - Yes. - I just wanna eat my damn crepe. 781 00:31:10,042 --> 00:31:11,434 it's ridiculous, though. I've never said that. 782 00:31:11,434 --> 00:31:12,740 - She's making up stuff. - That is not-- 783 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,437 - I didn't make it up. - It's making up stuff. 784 00:31:14,437 --> 00:31:16,265 I do go on private jets, but never with Snoop Dogg. 785 00:31:16,265 --> 00:31:17,788 - I would never say that. - But you said, 786 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,486 "I could have gone on a jet with Snoop Dogg." 787 00:31:19,486 --> 00:31:20,661 - I've partied with Snoop Dogg. - Have you really? 788 00:31:20,661 --> 00:31:21,923 Yeah. I have a picture of me and Snoop. 789 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:22,793 But I could, but I've never said that. 790 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:23,838 - Do you really? - Yeah. 791 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,536 ♪ 792 00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:27,624 Do you want me to find it on my phone? 793 00:31:27,624 --> 00:31:28,930 Why can't you just own it like that? 794 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:29,975 - No. - You have to be so defensive. 795 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,109 [laughter] 796 00:31:34,109 --> 00:31:35,632 [women arguing indistinctly] 797 00:31:35,632 --> 00:31:37,330 Don't get involved in this. We did this. 798 00:31:37,330 --> 00:31:39,810 Oh, Lord, have mercy. 799 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,117 [arguing indistinctly] 800 00:31:42,117 --> 00:31:44,641 I walk into, like, arguing. 801 00:31:44,641 --> 00:31:46,992 [sped up, high-pitched, indistinct arguing] 802 00:31:46,992 --> 00:31:49,211 [babbles] It's like, oh, God. 803 00:31:49,211 --> 00:31:51,039 - LISA: 2.0. - It's like you coaching Angie. 804 00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:52,432 - First of all-- - No one coaches me. 805 00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:53,912 I say, what the [bleep] I wanna say. 806 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:54,956 [arguing continues indistinctly in background] 807 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:57,350 Somebody, rescue me quick. 808 00:32:00,179 --> 00:32:03,182 Yeah, this is killing it. 809 00:32:03,182 --> 00:32:04,835 - Don't be triggered. - ...that I have been up her ass. 810 00:32:04,835 --> 00:32:06,837 Guess what? You're at my party and eat the fabulous stuff. 811 00:32:06,837 --> 00:32:09,362 Yeah. Here, bitch, put that in your mouth and just... 812 00:32:09,362 --> 00:32:10,841 - You guys-- - Seriously, Monica-- 813 00:32:10,841 --> 00:32:12,495 - Are you joking right now? - No, it's not funny to me. 814 00:32:12,495 --> 00:32:14,193 - Angie-- - And you keep bringing sh--. 815 00:32:14,193 --> 00:32:16,586 - I said put that in your mouth. - Angie,----ing start with me, 816 00:32:16,586 --> 00:32:18,153 you're gonna open Pandora's Box. 817 00:32:18,153 --> 00:32:20,982 You have no idea what the [bleep]-- 818 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:22,418 Wait, no, no, no. That's rude. That's rude, Monica. 819 00:32:22,418 --> 00:32:23,898 Get your finger out of my face. 820 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,508 I'll put my finger wherever I want. 821 00:32:25,508 --> 00:32:27,510 - Get your finger out of my face. - That's fine. 822 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,556 Get your finger out of my face. 823 00:32:33,299 --> 00:32:36,737 [bird screeches] 824 00:32:36,737 --> 00:32:40,088 Get your finger out of my face. Get your finger out of my face. 825 00:32:40,088 --> 00:32:41,611 - Monica. - Are you serious right now? 826 00:32:41,611 --> 00:32:43,744 Monica, stop yelling. You're screaming in my face. 827 00:32:43,744 --> 00:32:45,311 - I--That's how I talk! - Go down a little lower. 828 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:46,921 That's how I talk. That's the level of my voice. 829 00:32:46,921 --> 00:32:48,923 - Take it down a little bit. - That's the level of my voice. 830 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:50,751 I can't hear you right now. It's too high for my hearing. 831 00:32:50,751 --> 00:32:52,100 I'm so sorry about that. 832 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:53,884 Hi, honey! You look gorgeous. What is... 833 00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:55,886 I mean, I don't know if I'm supposed to bring it, 834 00:32:55,886 --> 00:32:58,628 or do I walk over to you? - Are you kidding me? 835 00:32:58,628 --> 00:33:00,152 - Let's sit down over there. - Super private. 836 00:33:00,152 --> 00:33:03,416 - [laughter in background] - Thank you. 837 00:33:03,416 --> 00:33:06,201 - This is, like, spectacular. - Like, are you sure? 838 00:33:06,201 --> 00:33:09,378 - Are you kidding? Like, so chic. - Thank you. 839 00:33:09,378 --> 00:33:10,814 - Heather. - Can I come greet you? 840 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:13,992 - Come on over. - Escape--that is happening. 841 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,516 For me, I don't like when somebody says, you think... 842 00:33:16,516 --> 00:33:19,388 Hi. What is this? Who's the designer? 843 00:33:19,388 --> 00:33:21,651 - I don't know. Just... - Oh! 844 00:33:21,651 --> 00:33:23,044 That's it. 845 00:33:23,044 --> 00:33:26,787 All you care about is that because it's not true. 846 00:33:26,787 --> 00:33:31,052 I feel like you have an idea of me, and it's not me, 847 00:33:31,052 --> 00:33:33,533 and you should get to know me before you tell me who I am. 848 00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:35,230 That was not my intention. 849 00:33:35,230 --> 00:33:37,189 Can you honor that that's not her intention, 850 00:33:37,189 --> 00:33:39,278 even though you-- it felt that way? 851 00:33:39,278 --> 00:33:44,065 Okay, I believe you, and, like, we're fine. 852 00:33:44,065 --> 00:33:48,026 I do want closure to this conversation with Monica. 853 00:33:48,026 --> 00:33:50,854 The bottom line is calling me materialistic is stupid. 854 00:33:50,854 --> 00:33:53,031 Like, we have different interests, 855 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:56,382 and my interests... are more expensive than yours. 856 00:33:56,382 --> 00:33:58,471 I'm deeper than what you think I am, too, so... 857 00:33:58,471 --> 00:34:00,081 - I'm not. - Yeah. 858 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:01,691 I don't think you're shallow. 859 00:34:01,691 --> 00:34:03,867 I am just done talking about this, and I'm over it. 860 00:34:03,867 --> 00:34:06,522 So , stop----ing bringing up labels, bitch. 861 00:34:06,522 --> 00:34:08,002 [laughs] 862 00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:10,570 But we all know she's still materialistic AF, so... 863 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:12,267 Go get a crepe. For real, though. 864 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:13,399 For real, get a crepe. 865 00:34:13,399 --> 00:34:16,010 HEATHER: You want a crepe? 866 00:34:16,010 --> 00:34:18,578 No, I just need just to sit down for just a second, 867 00:34:18,578 --> 00:34:20,841 but there's nowhere to sit. 868 00:34:20,841 --> 00:34:23,017 Oh, Mary, your coat's getting in the pizza. 869 00:34:23,017 --> 00:34:25,019 Mary, Mary, Mary, your coat's getting in the pizza. 870 00:34:25,019 --> 00:34:27,021 Aah! Good looking out, girl. 871 00:34:27,021 --> 00:34:29,850 Dolph! Give us a good beat! 872 00:34:29,850 --> 00:34:31,243 - [dance music playing] - Come on, dance, girl. 873 00:34:31,243 --> 00:34:33,375 Now I know you have the moves, so you can't hide. 874 00:34:33,375 --> 00:34:35,682 - Okay. Wait. Okay, let's... - Oh, I cannot dance. 875 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,640 - Come on, Whit. - Unless it's Greek music or... 876 00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:39,990 - Whoo! - ...or belly dancing. 877 00:34:42,210 --> 00:34:44,212 Whoo! 878 00:34:44,212 --> 00:34:47,389 Can I please have a redo of my crepe? 879 00:34:47,389 --> 00:34:52,742 That would be amazing. Yeah. Yay! 880 00:34:52,742 --> 00:34:56,398 - You look so beautiful, always. - Thank you. 881 00:34:56,398 --> 00:34:58,879 - You look so pretty, too. - White always looks so good. 882 00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:02,796 - What are you eating, first off? - A crepe. 883 00:35:02,796 --> 00:35:04,667 - Oh, a crepe. - A raspberry chocolate crepe. 884 00:35:04,667 --> 00:35:06,278 - Oh. That's good. - Did you get any food? 885 00:35:06,278 --> 00:35:07,583 Ooh, no. 886 00:35:14,677 --> 00:35:17,506 - Okay, ladies. - Hi. 887 00:35:17,506 --> 00:35:21,162 You like to eat. Every time I see you, you're eating. 888 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,555 I love food, yes. 889 00:35:22,555 --> 00:35:24,687 But you don't care what you eat? 890 00:35:24,687 --> 00:35:27,212 Like, do you, like, eat vegetables? 891 00:35:27,212 --> 00:35:28,778 There was raspberry in that crepe. 892 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:35,394 [laughs] I love that Mary is unapologetically herself. 893 00:35:35,394 --> 00:35:36,917 Because you're a beautiful girl. 894 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:39,615 - Thank you. - Don't just eat your life away. 895 00:35:39,615 --> 00:35:43,141 At this point, it's my mission to make her like me. 896 00:35:43,141 --> 00:35:44,881 - You are so great. - No. 897 00:35:44,881 --> 00:35:46,492 I freaking love you. Oh, my gosh. 898 00:35:49,234 --> 00:35:50,409 Yeah. 899 00:35:50,409 --> 00:35:51,932 I'm just gonna live in my delusion 900 00:35:51,932 --> 00:35:55,065 that Mary and I are besties. [laughs] 901 00:35:55,065 --> 00:35:57,024 But you got your nails done. 902 00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,286 - I did! - I noticed. 903 00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:01,333 They're good nose stickers. 904 00:36:01,333 --> 00:36:03,857 ♪ 905 00:36:03,857 --> 00:36:05,554 - Oh, yeah. - It looks so beautiful. 906 00:36:05,554 --> 00:36:08,383 What's in this one? 907 00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,386 - The hibiscus? [gasps] - That's gorgeous. 908 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,171 - Oh, my. It's beautiful. Cheers. - Cheers. 909 00:36:13,171 --> 00:36:14,824 [glasses clink] 910 00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:18,219 ♪ 911 00:36:18,219 --> 00:36:20,917 You were very smart in school. I don't think I was, like... 912 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:23,268 - You were not smart. - I--No, I wasn't. 913 00:36:23,268 --> 00:36:25,966 But you've always been scrappy, though. 914 00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:28,011 They called me "Lefty," and I thought it was because 915 00:36:28,011 --> 00:36:29,709 they thought I shoplifted something, 916 00:36:29,709 --> 00:36:31,798 but it was 'cause my left boob was bigger. 917 00:36:31,798 --> 00:36:33,234 [laughter] 918 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,888 ♪ 919 00:36:42,374 --> 00:36:45,159 She should do whatever resonates for her. 920 00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,247 Yeah. 921 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:48,336 MEREDITH: You know? 922 00:36:48,336 --> 00:36:50,033 [indistinct conversations] 923 00:36:53,428 --> 00:36:55,517 - [laughs] - That was----ing wild, dude. 924 00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,739 'Cause you are lashing out. 925 00:36:59,739 --> 00:37:03,830 Meredith is relentlessly coming for Angie, 926 00:37:03,830 --> 00:37:06,224 and it's clear that she's not gonna stop. 927 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,836 So, who is going to end this? 928 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:12,534 We need some shots. We're gonna do a shot ski. 929 00:37:12,534 --> 00:37:15,798 Who wants to do a shot ski? Get up here. 930 00:37:15,798 --> 00:37:18,671 - How many are there? - There's four. 931 00:37:18,671 --> 00:37:22,327 Oh, Mary, you want a shot? [laughs] 932 00:37:22,327 --> 00:37:24,024 - Ready? - Yeah. 933 00:37:24,024 --> 00:37:28,811 One, two, three. 934 00:37:28,811 --> 00:37:30,770 Whoo! 935 00:37:30,770 --> 00:37:33,686 - Whoo! - That was great. 936 00:37:33,686 --> 00:37:36,210 Okay. Oh, I don't need that. 937 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,822 - Do you wanna come talk to me? - Yeah, bitch. 938 00:37:39,822 --> 00:37:42,521 Well, Mary, maybe you needed that 939 00:37:42,521 --> 00:37:44,740 to liven you up instead of coffee. 940 00:37:44,740 --> 00:37:47,917 I don't know. Maybe. I'm already tired today. 941 00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:49,397 Whoo. 942 00:37:49,397 --> 00:37:51,791 Oh, my gosh. 943 00:37:51,791 --> 00:37:56,926 So, I told you Meredith made a threat about Ange. 944 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:58,188 Yeah. 945 00:37:58,188 --> 00:38:00,060 I don't really want anything to do with it, 946 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:02,192 but Ange is our friend. - Right. 947 00:38:02,192 --> 00:38:04,543 And she's standing here with all of us, 948 00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:05,674 and if this was going on behind my back, 949 00:38:05,674 --> 00:38:07,633 I'd want someone to tell me. 950 00:38:07,633 --> 00:38:09,330 - I would want to know, too. - So, um, 951 00:38:09,330 --> 00:38:10,897 do you know what the rumor is? 952 00:38:10,897 --> 00:38:13,073 - Do you know what it is? - No. 953 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:15,858 I've only heard the threat that L--that Meredith gave me 954 00:38:15,858 --> 00:38:17,425 that Angie should be warned. 955 00:38:17,425 --> 00:38:19,340 ♪ 956 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:22,822 Okay, well, everyone's heard it. I'm surprised you haven't. 957 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:24,650 - I feel like-- - No, I haven't. 958 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:29,089 Okay, well, to be completely frank with you, 959 00:38:29,089 --> 00:38:33,746 people are talking about how her husband----s other men. 960 00:38:36,052 --> 00:38:37,924 And that they have an arrangement. 961 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,797 And that their marriage is completely fake. 962 00:38:41,797 --> 00:38:45,235 No. No, no. No. There's no way. 963 00:38:45,235 --> 00:38:47,281 No. 964 00:38:47,281 --> 00:38:50,110 ♪ 965 00:38:50,110 --> 00:38:51,329 No. 966 00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:56,769 ♪ 967 00:38:56,769 --> 00:38:59,032 WHITNEY: Angie needs to know. 968 00:38:59,032 --> 00:39:00,773 ♪ 969 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:04,037 I literally feel like I'm gonna pass out. 970 00:39:04,037 --> 00:39:07,170 ♪ 971 00:39:11,218 --> 00:39:15,657 ♪ 972 00:39:15,657 --> 00:39:18,834 I literally feel like I'm gonna pass out. 973 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:21,402 I know this is hard. Honestly, I do. 974 00:39:21,402 --> 00:39:24,013 It's really hard for me. Really, Meredith should be 975 00:39:24,013 --> 00:39:27,060 the last----ing person to talk about this. 976 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:29,889 It's like the rumor wasn't enough 977 00:39:29,889 --> 00:39:33,936 that Shawn has "allegedly" stepped out on Angie. 978 00:39:33,936 --> 00:39:37,897 It's now questioning Shawn's sexual orientation, 979 00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:40,465 and, like, as a strong ally in the community 980 00:39:40,465 --> 00:39:44,556 and her connection with GLAAD, I expected more from Meredith. 981 00:39:44,556 --> 00:39:48,081 Okay. Before we deal with this, 982 00:39:48,081 --> 00:39:50,953 let's get a shot of Vida Tequila. 983 00:39:50,953 --> 00:39:53,042 - Whiskey. - Yeah, so we don't remember. 984 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:55,175 - Just black out after. - Yeah. [laughs] 985 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:58,700 Heather, What made you wear that necklace? 986 00:39:58,700 --> 00:40:00,920 - I love the necklace. - You do? 987 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,139 I think it brings out the champagne of the coat. 988 00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,924 I think it adds some flair to the turtleneck, 989 00:40:04,924 --> 00:40:07,535 and I have matching earrings, and I'm standing behind it. 990 00:40:07,535 --> 00:40:09,711 You totally missed it on that one. 991 00:40:09,711 --> 00:40:11,496 ♪ 992 00:40:11,496 --> 00:40:13,193 - Ange. - Hi. Are we having fun? 993 00:40:13,193 --> 00:40:15,848 - Are we having fun? - I mean... 994 00:40:15,848 --> 00:40:18,241 I'm having a great time. 995 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,287 - Take this in your hands. - Are we doing a toast? 996 00:40:20,287 --> 00:40:21,897 Put it under there. 997 00:40:21,897 --> 00:40:24,204 - Is that how this works? - You're gonna need this. 998 00:40:24,204 --> 00:40:26,511 - I'm gonna need this. - MONICA: You're gonna need it. 999 00:40:26,511 --> 00:40:29,557 So, this is how you chill it. Girl, you are a pro. 1000 00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:31,603 - [laughs] - Cheers to you. 1001 00:40:31,603 --> 00:40:33,605 Thank you for chilling my drink. 1002 00:40:33,605 --> 00:40:35,258 Whoo. Let's get every last drop. 1003 00:40:35,258 --> 00:40:37,522 - Every last drop, girl. - Every last little drop. 1004 00:40:37,522 --> 00:40:40,350 - It's like milking a cow. - [laughs] 1005 00:40:40,350 --> 00:40:42,440 Thank you so much. Cheers. Do you have a drink? 1006 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:45,834 Yeah. Just take--take a sip. We gotta talk to you. 1007 00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:50,273 What's going on? Your-- Your vibe--it's not good. 1008 00:40:50,273 --> 00:40:51,449 Let's--Let's go sit down. 1009 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:53,625 ♪ 1010 00:40:55,888 --> 00:40:57,672 Here, you sit in the middle. 1011 00:40:57,672 --> 00:41:00,109 - Uh, yeah, I don't-- - I'm buttering you up. 1012 00:41:00,109 --> 00:41:03,504 Why? You guys, what's going on? I don't like--I don't like-- 1013 00:41:03,504 --> 00:41:06,812 I-I-I'm uncomfortable with the way that you are... 1014 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:08,509 - Like, your energy's off. - I'm very-- 1015 00:41:08,509 --> 00:41:10,642 I'm very uncomfortable, but. 1016 00:41:10,642 --> 00:41:14,907 Why are you uncomfortable? What's going on? 1017 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:20,129 And when were in Palm Springs, 1018 00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:22,958 Meredith said to both Lisa and I that she knew stuff, 1019 00:41:22,958 --> 00:41:25,744 and she threatened that you should be careful 1020 00:41:25,744 --> 00:41:28,007 'cause she knows sh-- about you-- 1021 00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:32,185 stuff about your marriage, your husband. 1022 00:41:32,185 --> 00:41:33,926 ♪ 1023 00:41:33,926 --> 00:41:35,318 And this is why we're nipping it in the butt, and-- 1024 00:41:35,318 --> 00:41:36,929 - Is it "butt" or "bud"? - So, she has gone to you 1025 00:41:36,929 --> 00:41:38,234 or--and you? - What is it? 1026 00:41:38,234 --> 00:41:39,322 -"Butt" or "bud"? - I don't know. 1027 00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:40,715 Okay, who cares about that, guys? 1028 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:42,151 - It's-- - MONICA: It's a saying. 1029 00:41:42,151 --> 00:41:44,197 Seriously, she's spreading rumors about my marriage? 1030 00:41:51,204 --> 00:41:55,295 The rumor is that Shawn likes to [bleep] other men. 1031 00:41:57,819 --> 00:41:59,821 Are you----ing kidding me? 1032 00:41:59,821 --> 00:42:03,608 - Are you----ing kidding me? - No. 1033 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:07,002 She is crazy. 1034 00:42:07,002 --> 00:42:10,440 I'm sorry. I've been with my husband for 27 years. 1035 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:11,920 We are loyal to each other. 1036 00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:15,184 Meredith lives to lie about other people's marriages. 1037 00:42:15,184 --> 00:42:17,273 And the only one that's spreading their legs 1038 00:42:17,273 --> 00:42:19,232 outside of their marriage is Meredith. 1039 00:42:19,232 --> 00:42:20,494 ♪ 1040 00:42:20,494 --> 00:42:22,322 [laughter] 1041 00:42:22,322 --> 00:42:26,326 She is saying that his boyfriends 1042 00:42:26,326 --> 00:42:29,372 need to be quiet because they're out here in the streets 1043 00:42:29,372 --> 00:42:31,026 of Salt Lake City... - Oh, my God. 1044 00:42:31,026 --> 00:42:32,506 ...talking about----ing your husband. 1045 00:42:32,506 --> 00:42:35,901 ♪ 1046 00:42:35,901 --> 00:42:38,077 I'm sick and tired of her lies. 1047 00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:41,689 And people do not talk about me or my family like this. 1048 00:42:41,689 --> 00:42:43,822 ♪ 1049 00:42:43,822 --> 00:42:45,693 You know, she's a sick bitch. 1050 00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:56,399 ♪ 1051 00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:58,401 ANGIE: Hey, Meredith, do you have a second?