Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"..
I haven't told you this yet,
but Jack Barlow is going on a mission.
I've never thought of Jack Barlow
as, like, a particularly devout person.
A mission is like boot camp for Mormonism.
"You are assigned to labor
in the Columbia Bogotá North Mission."
[cheering]
Monica was saying guys have bragged
about hooking up with Shawn.
She's not your friend.
I don't know where I stand with you. You know what I mean?
Everyone here is talking sh-- behind your back.
I'm the only one saying it to your face.
-Stop it. -Tell herto stop it!
Oh, my gosh. That's not nice to talk to your mother like that.
[crying] I felt so abandoned by her.
It was more important for her to apologize
to you guys... [sniffles]
than it was to be a ----ing mother.
-Let me talk, mother----er! -Go ahead.
-Did you just call me a ----er? -Mother----er.
I called you a mother----er.
What was I supposed to do,Monica?
Are you looking at me for answers...
-Yes! Yes! -...as to why you abandoned me?
Get over it!
LISA: I'm on a mission to serve Lisa,
and I love that for myself.
HEATHER: I own a beauty empire,
so I don't need any of your lip service.
MONICA: I keep my friends close but my secrets closer.
MEREDITH: In a town full of dirty lies,
everyone can use a bath.
ANGIE: I may be Greek,
but don't expect an olive branch from me.
WHITNEY: Having faith in myself is the only religion I need.
**
-Hi. -Hi. How are you?
-How are you? -This place is so cute.
I know. It's a perfect place for a little...
-[laughs] I know. -...girl time.
Can I do a slice of your tiramisu cake?
and then I'll follow the healthy strawberry smoothie up
with a strawberry piece of cake.
[laughs]
-Thank you. -Yeah, you're welcome.
I love pink. This is right up my alley.
You could do a wall like this in your house.
You'd have content. A content wall.
I know. This is-- I had to--oh, wow.
I brought a little gift for your children.
-Oh, that is so sweet. -And sort of for you, too,
because it's a really sweet book.
It's just about loving yourself and, like...
-Oh! -...and asking for help
when you need it.
I think it's a great message to share with your kids.
And I felt terrible about the way you left sad
and that things were not good with you and your mom.
Just all of it, so...
Well, thank you. I appreciate that.
I love that it's a horse.
That's definitely some little Elektra. That's very kind.
Um...
I hate that it went so badly.
I know. I do, too.
For me, telling you what was being said
was my way of being a friend.
Okay. Well, I understand
that Meredith was the one dropping the threats,
but then Lisa's telling me
that you are doubling down by saying,
"Well, yeah, even people are saying, he's good in bed,"
and, yeah, he is good in bed, like, in my bed,
but not in somebody else's bed.
-Okay. -That hurt me.
And I thought, why would she do that? Why?
I didn't do that.
I did say something about boyfriends,
but I never said about his performance.
-The rumor is Shawn ----s men. -No, he does not.
He has, like, boyfriends running around the city
bragging about their sex.
**
I feel like whatever Lisa says to you is doctrine,
and you believe her over everyone.
I'm not gonna attack your relationship with her,
but it is actually very damaging when she's telling you things
that were said that were not said.
My intent was never to cause harm.
And that's where I wanna end it. I'm done.
I just wanna let you know why I still had some feelings.
And I'll be more aware of that moving forward.
Okay. Thank you.
I feel good, Monica. We're sitting down.
We're not raising our voices.
And that's all I wanted to do on Easter,
like, when your daughters walked out of there,
I was devastated for the girls.
[voice breaking] That was the most family thing
my kids have done in years.
-Aw. -No, honestly.
And to walk into that house and see everything you did
with the kid table, I really was so touched, Angie.
-Aw. I felt that. -And I was so grateful
that my kids were able to be around other kids
in a family gathering setting,
because those are core memories...
-Yeah. -...that they don't get to have.
Yeah. I'm sorry.
[scoffs] My gosh.
**
Michael was the one with a mom and a dad...
and brothers and sisters, and they had a big family home,
and I didn't have that.
Then when the affair happened,
obviously that changed everything.
So, I never knew this about you. I had no idea.
No, you have no idea.
Like, my mom, there's so much stuff
that I don't talk about to, like, protect her.
My mom never came to holidays
and things like that with us before,
but after the affair...
my mom started coming over to my house for every holiday.
And I'm at least grateful for that,
but, I mean, most of the time it would usually end in a fight.
And after every holiday, I'd be like, why do I invite her?
Well, I think that's natural, that, like, we love, you know,
our family members... -Yeah.
...sometimes even not at their best moments.
But, you know, one thing that I wanna tell you,
because I want to be able to build trust with you.
My mom was an alcoholic. She went through, you know,
a lot of struggles and self-medicated,
and so my childhood was not perfect.
Thank God my dad was solid.
I think that's kind of the only thing that really kept me,
um, you know, grounded.
I had a hard time growing up without a mother.
[voice breaking] I lost her when I was 8 years old,
and I never had the opportunity
to have my mother a part of my life
when I was becoming a young woman
and really needed a role model and to see, like,
this is the relationship that she has with her mother,
it saddens me because
I didn't have a chance to love my mother.
I didn't know that about your mom, by the way.
Yeah, I mean, I know we've never--
we've talked about our kids, but we've probably never,
really, like, discussed--
-We've never discussed our moms. -Our moms. Yeah.
And you...do not need to recreate what you hated.
-I'm here for you. -And I appreciate that.
I really do.
And I'm sorry, too, for everything,
and I do think that there is a lot more to both of us,
that we need to give each other the space
and chance to be able to... to let that grow.
It means so much to me, and, like--
-I mean that. I mean that. -Yeah. Thank you.
-I'm glad we got together. -Me, too.
-This feels so much better. -I know.
It's like, okay. [exhales deeply] Check.
**
[horn honks]
**
-LISA: Hey. -Hi.
-Are you ready to do this? -[car door closes]
Yes. I'm just setting up a tarp.
My car is so messy.
Okay.
-You got your tiki torches? -I hope this is enough.
How did you fit these in here?
-It was a mini miracle. -Here.
You can load up my arms.
This week might be the actual week
that tips me over the edge.
I have two large events back to back--
Bobbie's 13th birthday and my Prism event,
introducing my new jewelry line to Salt Lake City.
Theme?
The "lu-out." Beach "lu-out."
It's not called a "lu-out." It's called a luau.
Thought it was a "lu-out."
You are so my daughter. It's insane to me.
[laughter]
So, there's this place downtown.
I thought it would be fun for the Prism pop-up shop.
Good cocktails, good food, so I'm excited.
Thank God for good skincare, Botox,
and a friend who's a party planner,
because without them, I'd look as bad as I feel. [chuckles]
Is Bobbie ready for her party?
Yeah, my mom's coming.
Amazing. How did you get your mom to come?
I told her. I'm like, "I don't know if Grandma's gonna come."
And Bobbie goes, "Grandma can't say no to me. Watch."
-Wait. And then she-- -Did she call her?
Yeah, she called her, and then my mom texted me
and was like, "All right, I'll be there."
Oh, my gosh, I love that. That'll be fun for her.
-I know. -But 13--that's a big number.
I know, and she's definitely not a little girl anymore.
Like, she's a teenager, for sure.
Oh, crazy. Like, oh, my gosh.
Think of all the things she can do now that she's 13.
Please don't remind me. And she's getting a golf cart.
She has no idea we're, like, going all out.
Giving Bobbie this golf cart
was a huge debate between Justin and I.
For a 13-year-old flying around on a golf cart,
there's no doors,
there's no seatbelts, there's no airbags.
The second she picks up a boy, we're done.
[laughs]
But on the flip side,
she can help me get Brooks to and from school,
she can run errands, and she can be my personal Uber. Hmm.
Okay. I love it with the pink,
and when they have multiple colors on them,
they're gonna look so good.
-Bobbie's gonna love this. -Do I know everyone coming?
So far, I've invited Heather, you, Ange...
'Kay.
...Meredith, and I probably won't invite Mary.
I don't wanna put her out.
I know that she probably wouldn't wanna do it,
and I just don't wanna, like, open her up to, like,
saying mean things around my kids.
-Yeah, I hear that. -So...
To be honest, the last time Mary was around my kids,
it wasn't the best visit.
One of the members in our church,
like when their daughter, like, had a crash,
and she was ejected from the sunroof
and fell down into a neighborhood.
-Is she still alive? -No.
I think my kids are still scarred.
LISA: Um, should we let these dry for a little bit?
Yeah. I've tried so many times to mend that relationship,
and I don't think she likes me.
-This is all about Bobbie. -Yeah.
So, it's like, whoever's gonna make Bobbie feel good,
have them there.
I invited Monica and her girls. I talked with Monica.
She's in a very abusive situation with her mom.
[crying] I am so, like, broken right now,
and seeing my mom and how she treated me,
like, shattered something for me.
My mom, I swear to you, finds
different ways to hurt me every single day. [sniffles]
-[sobbing] -I am so sorry.
I-I love when things are conveniently abusive.
-What do you mean? Like-- -You know what?
You can be abused and also be abusive.
If your mom's so horrible, ----ing make changes.
I don't think she's sincere in anything.
So, it seems like a convenient time
to have this huge issue with her mother.
-Really? -At this point, I don't even
value anything she said.
Lisa, if you haven't been in a relationship that's abusive,
you don't understand how hard it is
to, one, even recognize that there's abuse there
and manipulation, and that it's toxic.
But I'm, like, you're bringing this on yourself.
The way she treated her mother was horrible,
and this destructive conversation she's having
about Shawn and Angie's marriage,
it has nothing to do with her mother.
It has everything to do with who Monica is.
To me, it feels like an excuse,
and it felt awfully convenient that she's like,
"Oh, my gosh, it's because of what I'm dealing with
with my mother.
It's because of how horrible my mother is."
And then it's like, "Oh, feel so bad for me."
I don't feel bad for her.
I have to choose to believe Monica.
You know, the bottom line is
your trauma is not an excuse
for you to treat all of us like sh--.
And it's definitely not an excuse
to go spread a rumor about our friend.
To me, she's manipulative.
**
-BARTENDER: Hello. -Hi. I am waiting on one more.
Yeah. Take a glass of water in the meantime.
Okay. Thank you.
**
All right, I love you, sweetheart.
Okay. Love you. Bye.
**
-Hi. -[singsongy] Well, hello!
-You look fabulous... -How are you?
...with a little red. Mwah. Love you.
-How's it going? -Good.
Good. It's been, like, busy day.
-Right? It's life. -[laughs]
I was just tracking a shipment
because Georgia's shoes for prom haven't been delivered yet.
-What about the dress? -The dress is here.
-And? -The dress is great.
-It's fabulous. -Prom. Oh, my God.
-Your prom days are over. -Yeah, that's long gone.
Isn't that crazy, though, how quickly it goes?
I'll have grandchildren.
You said "grandchildren," and it freaked me out.
[laughter]
Speaking of the kids, what do you think about Jack's mission?
It's so wild.
I mean, I didn't realize that it was, like,
literally seven days a week, 365 days a year.
Yeah, it's hard. It's a-- It's a huge commitment.
But, like, poor Jack Barlow.
He's gotta go out there and preach, you know,
Mormonism by the book. -Hardcore.
And I don't think that's what he's been raised in.
According to Lisa, he's been raised in East Coast Mormon,
which I don't know if it translates.
Wait, there's such a thing as East Coast versus West Coast?
No, she just says she has a cool bishop,
so she can wear strapless dresses,
and she can sell tequila, and she can still--
Wait. You can wear strapless dresses in church?
I don't think it's like, check the box to go to church.
Like, I would wear this to church, and some people--
Oh, please. You would not wear that to church.
No, no, no. I would, too. Ask John.
John, would I wear this to church? With sunglasses?
-Without a sweater or jacket? -100%.
I'm like, please take me to church,
because wherever you're practicing
is a faith I've never known of. -[laughs]
You always cover your shoulders,
or you aren't worthy to enter the temple.
Lisa's brand of Mormonism doesn't exist.
It's like someone's taken a bag and hot glue-gunned,
you know, two interlocking C's, and called it Chanel.
I guess at the end of the day,
faith is how you choose to define it, and maybe...
Maybe the Mormon faith doesn't accept her definition,
but... [laughs] there you go. I don't know.
It's just a hard pill for me to swallow
because Lisa gets to be
as nuanced of a Mormon as she wants,
but I'm invalidated and excluded
and just no longer welcome in the community.
Wow.
So, I mean, how are you doing after cross-country skiing?
We're doing a birthday party. Wow.
Angie and her family are gonna be there,
and I want you to come to the party,
but I want to get to a place
where I can know that it's going to be a safe space.
I do understand her concern about there
being a fight at her daughter's party.
That, to me, is very fair and legitimate.
So, I'll bring a gift, wish her a happy birthday,
and...dip.
Maybe I should send her a text ahead of time and just say,
you know, "I'm coming by.
I'm not gonna stay a long time." -No, French exit it.
-It'll be great. -[laughs]
**
I just can't believe you're 13.
It feels like yesterday that I had you.
Well... [speaks indistinctly in nasal voice]
[laughs]
-Can I talk, or... [giggling] -Yeah, you can.
Yeah. You can still talk.
I don't know. I've never done lip liner.
You can just be normal. Just be normal.
-[laughs] I can't. -[laughter]
I can't be normal.
Relax your mouth. Relax.
-Okay. -I can't. I'm laughing.
[laughter]
Watching my baby girl get glammed,
it feels like last week was her first birthday party,
and I remember Bobbie
diving into her cake as a 1 year old.
It was her first time having sugar.
I can't believe I'm sitting here looking at a teenager.
Whoa!
[laughs]
[laughs] I have eyebrows!
[laughter]
**
-HEATHER: Georgia? -Yeah?
You wanna come help me wrap some of these presents?
-Hi! -So cute!
Oh, this is cute! I love it.
-You look so cute. -Like, beachy perfect.
-We all look so peachy. -I'm doing Hawaiian sunset.
-That's the theme. -Okay, so wrap this.
I think let's stick to unicorn paper.
-Okay. Who's all coming? -All of Whitney's relatives.
And then I wonder if, um,
you know, I'm gonna call Angie K.
because I wonder if she's bringing Elektra.
I really think you can be, like, big sisters to her.
[line rings]
[ring]
-GEORGIA: That's so cute. -Hello.
[laughs]
Take me to the party.
Wait, are you getting glammed? What's underneath your jacket?
Angie, that is not Hawaiian sunset-themed.
Yeah, it's roller skating for sure.
It's great. You look good.
-You look pretty. -Thank you. We're excited.
We're gonna have fun tonight.
Do you know everyone that's coming?
Is--Is Jack coming? Is Lisa coming?
He got his mission call?
Wait. Everyone--wait. She did an announcement?
In honor of Jack, we'll cheers with water.
-Yeah. -Here we go. Cheers.
-Yeah. -[glasses clink]
We needed to have you guys here
to tell you. You ready?
-All right, lay it on us. -I know. Dang.
-Bogotá. So, Colombia. -Ah.
-Oh! Whoo! -Yeah.
Who was there?
An intimate gathering of--I'm--
It sounds like her best supporters.
-Oh, Heather, I'm so sorry. -[scoffs]
This just feels like more of the same rejection
I've been experiencing,
but it stings especially more coming from Lisa,
because you're loosey-goosey about Mormonism,
except when it comes down to excluding me,
and then all of sudden,
you know, you're a soldier for the gospel.
So, that'll be a fun night. I'll just avoid her tonight
so I don't, like, lose my temper.
**
Coming up...
Okay. I was just wondering if your mom helps with your kids,
if she's present in their life and, like--
You wanna ask them? 'Cause they're here.
No, I don't wanna ask your kids that question.
Well, 'cause I feel like you don't believe anything I say.
Maybe you need to hear it from a ----ing 5-year-old.
**
Bobbie, your girls are here.
-Bobbie! -Happy birthday, Bobbie.
[girls giggling]
WHITNEY: All right, girls, let's all go outside.
**
The Magic Kool Bus!
-Whoa! -[laughter]
**
What?! What is this?!
It's my birthday!
[laughter]
**
Look at all these people.
Hi!
-Mwah. -Hello!
So good to see you. It's been so long.
ANGIE: I'm coming, honey.
I don't want my pants to trip me. That's really, really--
-Well, just roll 'em up maybe. -I know, right?
Or roll 'em under.
We painted those tiki torches together.
-Cute! -I got to spin this one.
Hold on. It's bugging me.
**
Aren't they cute?
-Okay, they look beach. -[laughter]
-Where's your beach? -I'm doing sunset colors.
-Oh, okay, that works. -Colors of the sunset.
I did--yes.
Let's give it a little-- Yes. That is good. Looks good.
-[girls cheering] -[horn honking]
WHITNEY: All right, we are here! Let's go!
Whoa!
Hello! The birthday girl's here!
**
-Hey, Whit! It looks amazing. -Hey, Lisa!
-Hi, Bobbie! -Hi!
* Happy birthday *
-Oh, you look so good. -How is Whitney?
Well, you look very floral and Hawaiian.
You know, to go with the theme.
Can you do the Dr Pepper, peach, raspberry, and coconut?
Will you meet Lisa?
-Oh. -Oh, my gosh. Lisa!
-You're so pretty. I know. -Good to meet you, too.
You are so pretty. That's where you got your good looks from.
-Oh, thank you. -I know.
-I need a drink! -Where are the girls?
What does a girl have to do at a 13-year-old's birthday?
Ah! Thank you.
**
Let's get lit and skate.
-John, look at us! -Here, try going this way.
-Whoa! -We got this.
-Yes, we do. -Oh, oh, oh, oh!
-You're fine. You're fine. -I got this.
Whoo!
You put your feet like this.
We're like little Greek dancers without the cash.
Where's the cash? [laughs]
I know.
Henry! What's up, man?
Good to see you.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. -Did you see Jack?
-I heard he's going to Colombia? -Yeah.
-Is that right? -You know where he did his?
-Oh, yeah, he was Las Vegas. -Vegas.
-Yeah. -Sin City.
I would've been done the first week.
Good job! Whoo!
There she is.
And in rolls Malibu Barbie.
**
Did you see me out there? The Olympian.
No, I didn't. I didn't see you out there, honey.
-Hi! -Hello.
Lisa, I was super excited about Jack's announcement,
and I told her how he was going to Colombia.
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
And look, it was kind of, like...
-Why did you tell her? -It just came out
that I was super excited for him,
and I think she felt hurt that she wasn’t' involved
or invited to the announcement.
Whoo-hoo!
I don't really think it's that big of a deal.
Inviting Heather to Jack's mission brunch
didn't make sense to me.
She made it very clear at Greek Easter
that she doesn't think it's a good idea
that Jack's going on a mission.
I need a dirty Diet Coke.
So I'm, like, shocked that she feels hurt,
but Heather and I are in a much better place,
and I don't want this non-invite to become a big deal.
-MONICA: No! Already? -If you'll excuse me.
Excuse me.
Dang, she's leaving in a hurry.
MEREDITH: It's time. We gotta roll.
SETH: Okay.
LISA: Oh, I'm gonna actually get a Coke.
-ANGIE: Okay. -LISA: Yeah.
Um, okay.
I need a Diet Coke with a shot of cream for sure.
Are you guys not good at all right now? Are you fine?
Literally, ever since I said she was materialistic...
-She's ignored you? -Yeah.
How much have you talked
about your relationship with your mom with Lisa?
I don't talk to Lisa at all.
Why would she know anything
about your relationship with your mom?
Uh...I have no idea.
[indistinct conversations]
-Why? -Whitney said Lisa said that she
thinks that your relationship with your mom's embellished
and that you're, like, exaggerating it for attention.
Lisa just went off on Monica yesterday.
Like, was bashing her, saying all these things about her.
She thinks she's lying about her relationship with her mom?
She's not buying the story.
Lisa doesn't know anything about me.
I feel like Lisa's obsessed with me.
[laughs]
-Like... -Whoa! Whoo!
...my name stays in her mouth.
-Like, I just-- -Choke on it. Choke on it.
-I mean, I-- -I mean, just can't imagine
being middle-aged and so bitter.
-[bleep] off, Lisa. -I know, I know.
Like, if your life is so perfect,
go live it and be happy. -I know.
Why do you care about my relationship
with my mom so much?
I am trying so hard to not say something
and to remember that this is a little girl's birthday party,
and I don't need to be the auntie there
that's ready to turn up,
but to actually try and keep my mouth shut,
I'm telling you...
it--it--it could be, like, an Olympic sport,
**
-...in my opinion. -LISA: Whoo!
Hey.
**
What's going on?
We were just talking about, uh...
Whitney told me that you think
Monica is embellishing the issues with her mom.
Wait, what?
**
Whitney told me that you think
Monica is embellishing the issues with her mom.
Wait, what?
It was a snarky comment. That's all it was.
**
Wow. Word travels fast in this group.
Like, I was excited to meet your mom
and your girls on Easter.
I thought that that was, like, a disaster.
-It was a disaster. -It was a total disaster,
and I felt like she was trying to smooth things over.
My mom was very, very charming
and very charismatic and very nice,
and so was Ted Bundy.
**
My mom has two sides.
She is very, very abusive.
**
My kids don't even wanna be around her.
Like, there's a lot you don't know.
Why did you bring her to Easter then?
Why did you even have her there?
[sighs] We have a very up and down relationship.
It's very high highs, and it is low lows.
Okay. I was just wondering if your mom helps with your kids,
if she's present in their life, and, like--
You wanna ask them? 'Cause they're here.
No, I don't wanna ask your kids that question.
Well, 'cause I feel like you don't believe anything Isay.
Maybe you need to hear it from a ----ing 5-year-old.
My girls have absolutely vocalized frustrations
about their vovó.
But you know that what vovó is doing to us
doesn't reflect how youare as a mom.
Thank you.
My kids can see that she is a Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde.
Monica, I don't wanna have, like, this negative, like,
raising voice conversation.
-You're the-- -I'm telling you the perception.
Who's raising their voice, Lisa?
-You are... -This is a raised voice?
...and I'm just telling you the perception of the situation.
-Is this a raised voice to you? -My perception of the situation
is different than that. -Just like my mom!
Did you catch that?
When I went to dinner with my mom,
and my mom didn't like what I was saying,
she turned to a plant.
-I see through your bullsh--. -I'm gonna talk to the plant.
-That's amazing. -Her labels...
Talk to the bullsh--. Talk to the bullsh-- plant.
...me anymore.
So, if I'm getting this right, Lisa is now Linda, Monica's mom,
-Now she's labeling me. -I'm labeling you.
And I'm the plant?
-This is not a good labeling. -I'm like Ted Bundy, okay?
I'd prefer to be compared to a plant than a serial killer.
Ahh!
I'll take it. I'll take it. [chuckles]
Listen, you know what? I'm not interested in having
these, like, erratic, crazy conversations.
Maybe you're more like your mom than you think you are.
Maybe you're the exact same person, and I'm not interested.
-Okay, bye-ee! -Bye.
Bye, Regina. Skate away. Bye, 50-year-old wannabe.
-Monica, you're gonna age, too. -Bye-ee! You're a mean girl.
Bye-ee! Bye-ee!
She said I'm just like her mom after re--
equating her to Ted Bundy.
**
50-year-old wannabe? She wantsto be me.
She wishes she could have what I have.
That's why she carries fake Chanel.
-Whoo! -[laughs]
**
This is the best drink ever.
It has peach, raspberry, coconut, and Dr Pepper.
Okay, slow down.
I'm 13. I can drink as much Dr Pepper as I want.
**
All right! To the-- go out to the rink.
We're gonna do "Happy Birthday."
All right, everyone, to the center of the rink!
You are brave in your high heels.
-[laughs] -Okay.
**
Thank you so much for coming out to Bobbie's 13th birthday.
She's the princess of the family.
[cheering]
[screaming] What?! What?!
Ohh!
Wow, that's huge.
HEATHER: What in the world is she gonna do with it?
Well, that's our ride. That's our ride home, girl.
Bobbie, this is major.
-Whoo! -I love it so much.
Best birthday ever.
That looks beautiful. Do you want a skirt?
-Bri said we could keep these. -HEATHER: Okay, I think
we're gonna, uh, get a cupcake and skip.
-Hey, you're gonna go? -Yeah.
-Well, are you okay? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm gonna tell you something real quick.
I'm not excluding you from anything.
It's just hard because it's like do I--
-Missionary announcement brunch? -Wait, but do I--
It's a fine balance because you're on your own journey,
and I feel like you're mitigating your way through it.
-Yeah, no-- -So, is it like, oh, my God!
Let me throw this in your face. Jack's going to do something...
-No, I get it. -...you're walking away from?
So, it's like a fine balance, but I don't want it
to be a weird thing. -Listen, I just--It's just--
It's the great divide that exists in Utah. We know it.
You know, when people leave the Church and how to keep it--
-No, it's not to about that. -I just think--
Listen, I'm respectful of your journey.
-Like, I am happy for you. -It's not a journey.
I just, like, wanna be, like, it's just--
I'm just, like, existing, you know?
-Hey, Heather. How are you? -Give her a hug.
Hi! Congratulations on your mission call.
-Thank you. -We're a little bit wobbly.
-Don't take her out. -What?
-Yeah. Well, not me personally. -Tell her where you're going.
Bogotá, Colombia.
-Congratula-- Felicidades. -Sí.
-Yeah. -[laughs]
-Yeah. -That's very cool.
-It's exciting. -She speaks French.
-Really? -It's exciting, yeah.
She served her mission in Cannes.
-Really? -Yes.
South of, like, all along the south of France.
-Saint-Tropez. -That's so sick.
Your mom--where your mom secretly wanted you to go.
-[laughs] -She'll never admit.
-Yep. -No, he knows.
-I already told him. -It was--
-[both scream] -[laughs]
But listen, that's not excluding you.
-It's being respectful of you. -Okay, I'll--Bye, guys.
It's just more the, uh, Mormon stuff that triggers me
not Jack, you know?
Like not being included at the brunch.
-The way I live it? -Yes. The fact that
you're not a Mormon, but you get to wear the title.
-It's not fair. -No, I am. I am, though.
You're not--you're the least Mormon person on the planet.
-I'm 100% Mormon. -Okay.
That's why my kid's serving the Lord.
-[laughs] -100%, Heather.
Looking back on everything Lisa and I have been through...
I don't really remember her from school.
She was like the one that was like, "Honor Code what?"
Lisa, how can you say, "All I know of Heather
is that she was the good time girl"?
Thumbs up. [bleep] you.
What have I said openly aggressive
other than calling you a bitch, which, quite frankly, you are.
You called me dismissive, a mean girl.
-Yeah, that's the problem. -Do you guys want
to be friends with her? -No. No.
We've fought a lot,
but we also have a lot in common,
and being able to talk to Lisa openly
feels like a huge breakthrough for our friendship.
I can be supportive of her as a mother.
I can be supportive of her children,
even though I disagree, you know,
with the concept of Jack going on a mission.
-We got this. We got this. -LISA: Yeah.
Can we ride the golf cart tomorrow, please,
after the game, please, please? -Yeah, after your game.
-Yay! -Okay. Let's go.
Did you guys have fun?
I know. Cuddly, right?
Thank you so much for coming.
-Just gonna show her this-- -Bye.
-Good to see you, too. -Okay.
Bye. Go home safe.
Hey, I'm gonna-- We gotta go. Love you.
-Hey. Love you. -Mwah. See you.
-Bye. -Call me, 'kay?
-Hey, bye. Mwah. -Bye.
Good to see you. Bye!
-Love you, love you, love you. -Okay, bye.
Thank you so much for everything.
Drive safe. Monica, look, we're all in the middle,
and, like, it's awkward.
You have got to take the time to fix this.
**
Coming up...
WHITNEY: Enjoy this little sound bath.
[tones resounding]
I don't ever wanna ----ing talk about you again!
Stop talking to me! Stop talking to me!
**
JOHN: Hey, when's the new bedding coming?
Oh, I think it comes, like, Tuesday or Wednesday,
and then Whitney's gonna come over
and show me a new way to make the bed.
You mean better than what I can do?
Um, better than we both can do.
**
Oh, my gosh. I'm just still, like, decompressing
from this ridiculous weekend.
Wasn't too ridiculous from my perspective,
but I didn't deal with as much as you did.
-Whoa! -We got this.
-Yes, we do. -Oh, oh, oh, oh!
Don't let Whitney see.
What happened with you and Monica?
I was talking with Ben, and all of a sudden it was like
you appeared right there. -Well, I skated over--
And you were like, "She's crazy" and went--
She's crazy. No, like, honestly, it was so weird.
Monica seems--she pretty much seems miserable
or jabby every time I'm around her.
I don't even know. She just starts spewing crazy stuff.
Well, you seem--
She equated her mother to Ted Bundy
and then said I was like her mother
'cause I feel like I can't talk to her.
Did it get resolved?
No, because she's impossible to talk to.
And then when we were leaving, I saw Angie was, like,
having a full-on conversation with Monica.
Angie is not being honest with me
about her relationship with Monica,
and if they're fine, great. -Which is fine.
But don't tell me you're not.
Why does this have anything to do with her mother?
Apologize for your bad behavior.
-Her behavior was repulsive. -And--And I'm there with you.
It doesn't make any sense to me.
-Mm-hmm. -You know?
Got it. Yeah. Well...
**
I guess good luck.
**
Need to bounce anything off me, feel free.
**
I'm gonna go let Kendle out back real fast.
**
Love you.
**
Hi. Come in! Come in. I'm just finishing steaming your dress.
-Oh, my God. -It looks so pretty, huh?
-It looks so pretty. -I know. I think it's such...
It's literally the prettiest color.
-...a pretty color, G. -I'm so excited!
-Are you nervous at all? -A little bit.
I'm mostly excited, though. It's gonna be so fun.
You still don't know where you're going to dinner?
No. It's like a really expensive steakhouse.
-That's all I know. -Here, let me cut the...
I can't wait.
Are you nervous?
I already asked you that.
[laughs]
I'mnervous.
There was a time where I wasn't sure
that Georgia would be going to prom because
the Mormons all go together with other Mormons.
[cellphone chimes]
But then Adi came into the picture.
They've been dating for a couple of months, and he's a great kid.
His parents immigrated from Bosnia.
He's a Muslim, and he's not a part of that Mormon scene,
and I'm so grateful that they have each other.
They are their own group.
Are you gonna kiss him, Georgie?
-I don't know. -You do know.
-[laughs] -Don't you lie to me.
That was the weakest "I don't know" I've ever heard.
This is Georgia's first boyfriend
without the constraints
of purity culture that she was raised in.
This is a real boyfriend that she really likes,
and I'm not sure how to navigate it as a mom,
but I wanna support it.
-Hey, go throw your dress on. -'Kay.
And then if I have to tweak anything, I will.
'Kay.
You know, I had a boyfriend for a year,
and we didn't make out lying down
for, like, nine months, and then we did once,
and he called me the next morning
and said, "We're never doing that again."
So, like, I'm kind of hoping that Georgia can have
a much more normalized version of a relationship at her age.
Yay!
Yeah. you're gonna have a great time.
It's literally like Cinderella.
**
We are setting up the jewelry.
They're steaming the Step and Repeat.
**
Thanks, Jennifer. It's so good to see you.
[gasps] Oh, my gosh, you guys. It looks beautiful.
Lisa!
-Hi, Lisa. -I love it. "Find your center."
-How are you? -I love your dress. Gorgeous.
LISA: Oh, my gosh. This is so exciting.
WOMAN: Oh! Thank you.
Are you recovered from Bobbie's party, or no?
-No. I'm so tired. -No.
Do you need help with anything?
Um, I think this is just the final touch.
Who did you invite that I would know?
-I invited everyone. -Everyone?
Heather. Meredith.
Is Heather coming today?
Um, no.
HEATHER: Georgie, Adi's here. Hi!
-ADI: Hi. -GEORGIA: You look so cute.
-You look better. -[laughs]
-Look at you two. -[laughs] Hi.
You totally match and look so pretty.
You look so cute.
-Is Meredith coming? -No.
This is all, like, the monogram collection,
which is supposed to be somewhat abstract.
It's not supposed to really look like
my logo or anything. -Okay, yeah.
So, I'll probably know some of the people here.
But most of these people are clientele.
-Oh, amazing. -Like, this is our first
pop-up shop in Salt Lake. -[gasps] Love it.
Prism is very much a full circle moment of my own spirituality.
I've always been into crystals, healing,
so each piece is designed with a specific intention in mind.
So, today we're gonna create an energy that inspires people
to connect with the jewelry and shop.
Now let's turn up the music,
open the doors, and sell some jewelry.
-Whoo! -[cheering]
**
How are you? It's amazing.
WHITNEY: Hi! Thank you for coming.
-How are you? -So good.
**
-How are you? -Hey, Lisa.
-Good to see you guys. -Checkout's over here.
If you do a preorder, we'll give you 15% off.
She has her mixed metal line,
and then she has fine jewelry, too.
WHITNEY: Oh, my God. Shari's here.
-Shari! -You look so, so, so gorgeous.
Oh, my God.
-For your mom... -Oh, that's pretty.
...she should do something like one of these.
-Yeah. -Yeah.
**
-How are you feeling today? -I...
Okay.
**
Thank you. How are you? Congratulations.
Ooh.
Oh. Hi, babe.
-Hi, L.B. -Hi! Hi!
-How are ya? Good to see you. -What's going on?
-How's everything going? -Good.
We just opened. We had a line.
How do you feel after last night?
Uh, it was a kids birthday party with a lot of adult drama.
I left--I was having the best time,
and then I left, and I'm, like, just irritated
'cause I'm like... [groans] done.
I know. It's hard, Lisa, because after you left...
Both of the conversations.
...the conversation continued with Monica.
This is what she's putting out there to everybody else.
"Lisa doesn't wanna believe
that I'm in an abusive relationship."
I don't know what kind of relationship she's in.
-I saw it for two hours... -I know.
-...at your house on Easter. -Well, and I--Look, I-I do.
I mean, it doesn't even make any sense.
Her mom--Her mom was schmoozing everyone. Her mom--
Let me talk for a second. Let me talk for a second, Ange.
What I saw at your house
was someone treating her mother poorly.
I made a judgment call. I would never treat my mother like that.
What's her problem with me? She has an issue with me.
I've called that out. I did.
Let me finish. She has an issue with me.
**
I don't know. I only know what she told me.
I mean, all we can go off is her words.
Okay, and I'm going off her actions.
**
I only know what she told me. I have to believe her.
I mean, all we can go off is her words.
Okay, and I'm going off her actions.
**
I don't like where she went with you last night.
Ange...
-You look gorgeous. -Thank you, Mami.
Look, I had your back last night.
I'm telling you.
-I need a drink. I'm-- -'Kay.
-Like, this is boring. -Let's get a drink.
**
So great to see you.
**
I was just gonna come look for you, actually.
-You look beautiful. -So do you.
Wow.
Um, last night was...
I was--left there kind of overwhelmed.
Honestly, I'm feeling like
I'm in between you and Lisa a little bit right now, Monica.
But that's on Lisa. Lisa is putting you in the middle.
I'm not talking sh-- on Lisa to you. You guys bring her up.
I know, but you guys both went low again last night.
But I feel like you guys are the ones
that keep bringing it up. Do you see?
I've been here for five minutes.
Five minutes, and it's already coming at me
with Lisa, Lisa, Lisa. -I just walked away from her.
I just walked away from her. That's why. That's all.
I know, but do you see what I'm saying? I don't bring it up.
I don't start it.
-I believe--I believe-- -It's always brought to me.
Thank you for coming. I'll come chat with you.
Oh, of course. And I love your jewelry,
so I'm going to go pick up something.
I know you have a lot going on right now.
Ange just came up to me and said, like, like some crazy--
I really need to give a speech so people know what's going on.
Okay. Amazing.
Okay, I'll be right back.
**
-I need to give a speech. -Stand on the speaker.
Oh, my God. Okay.
Can you help me up?
-Oh, my God. [laughs] -Whoo!
Listen up, 'cause I have a quiet voice.
[laughs] Hey, Whitney's gonna give her speech.
Okay, come on. Come on.
Hurry, go. Hurry, go. She's pulling you away.
Monica, chill the [bleep] out. Too much.
You are so bothered by me. I love it. I love it.
I'm in--I'm in the middle of this sandwich here.
Oh, look, she's getting hot. Go ahead.
-No, Monica. -I'm not interested.
-You bore me. -Lisa, stay here. Stay here.
-Walk away. Hurry, hurry. -She's boring. She's boring.
-She's pulling you. -No.
[singsongy] Somebody needs attention!
-[singsongy] That would be you! -[singsongy] Look right here!
We're here for Whitney. Stop right now.
-Knock it off. -You're not my mother.
Okay, Monica.
So, I don't need to listen to you.
Let's--Let's make--we need to since we're all here,
just loving the moment.
**
Wow, you're pretty ----ing disgusting
to talk about how my own mother doesn't want me,
and I am absolutely at my tipping point right now.
Hi, all of you beautiful people.
[cheering]
Thank you. Thank you so much for coming today.
It means so much to us. This is our first ever pop-up shop.
We wanted to do our first one here in Salt Lake City.
Just to give you a little background of Prism...
Monica is this little vampire
who's fueled 100% off of, like, negative energy.
It's like, give me a problem, and I'll ----ing feed off of it.
She is, like, horrible.
Um, Prism came into my life with these two beautiful ladies.
She's actually the designer of the brand--Chantelle.
-She's a gemologist. -[cheering]
-Whoo! -And Amber-Lee...
Yes. And Amber-Lee is a spiritualist intuitive.
She has "Chakra Girl."
And Prism is here really to create a space for anyone
um, is healing, who wants to work on themselves
and be more spiritual, more connected.
And I can tell you last year when I made...
-Don't touch me. -[whispers] Lisa, don't.
I hope you all know how worthy and beautiful you are.
So, cheers to all of you for coming.
I hope you love the line as much as we do,
but now sip and enjoy a little sound bath.
Cheers to all of you.
[cheers and applause]
And pull out your credit cards after.
[laughter]
-Jump this high. Very... -Whoo!
-Are you okay? -No, I'm not, you guys.
I'm not okay, you guys. I'm not okay.
Why? Why? Why aren't you okay?
I can't be in the middle of whatever you guys have--
We're not in the middle of anything.
I don't want you guys going low, though.
We're not in the middle of anything.
You guys are going low. You're both going low with each other.
Who's going low? What did I say that went low?
She went low with you last night.
You both go low with each other.
What am I saying that's going low? Nothing.
-I didn't jab at you one time. -You did, but it's fine.
No. How did I jab? Explain it.
Um, everything you said to Whitney.
WHITNEY: Enjoy this little sound bath.
[tones resounding]
I said based on my assessment,
you don't treat your mother nicely.
You do not, Monica.
Well, you don't know about that situation, Lisa.
[tones continue resounding]
Well, based on what I saw, you weren't nice to your mother.
Well, based on what I see, you like your minions.
LISA: Oh, my God. We're back to that again?
MONICA: And you're threatened by people wanting to take 'em.
Stop putting Angie in the middle.
-She's not in the middle. -No, no, no.
-I'm not in the middle. -I keep telling her
to remove herself out of this. -I can pull myself out of this,
'cause this is-- -Yeah, you talked about
her marriage, I took her side. -[tones continue resounding]
-It's not that deep, Monica. -Okay.
Don't make it deep. It's not that deep.
WHITNEY: Lisa Barlow, shh!
[tone resounding]
Lisa...
I wanna enjoy the sound bowl. Excuse me.
Yes, go ahead.
-Old people need it. -Shh.
Monica, she's older than me. So is Meredith. So is Heather.
Yeah, but you wear it. You wear it.
-Okay, though, that's so low. -I like to be natural.
Okay.
I don't look like the Pillsbury Doughgirl. Sorry.
-Okay. -Are you telling her she does?
Oh, are you saying that about your friend?
-I think you're gorgeous. -Are you saying that
about your friend? -I do, too.
I think you're jealous. Control yourself.
-Lisa, nobody's jealous of you. -Control yourself, Monica.
Hmm?
I am beyond pissed right now.
Where is Meredith Marks when I need her?
[voice echoing] You...can...leave!
Do not come for my sound bath.
You're so triggered by your circumstances.
You're the one that keeps me
in my mouth. -LISA: I'm not interested.
[voice resonating] Please stop talking to me!
**
[voice resonating] Please stop talking to me!
**
[tone resounds]
You don't get to tell me what to do.
You guys have a problem with each other.
-Please stop talking to me. -You don't get to tell me
what to do, Lisa. -ANGIE: This is a sound bath.
LISA: Please stop talking to me.
[mockingly] Please stop talking to me.
[tone continues resounding]
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
Like, are you trying to abuse the sound bowl?
Maybe you would be in a better mood
if you didn't have to pay for drinks.
-Zero interest. -Stop talking about me.
It's that simple.
[tones continue resounding]
**
-Just loving the little moment. -Listen, I took your side.
This is as far as it goes. It's not that deep.
If somebody else needs, like, more action in their life,
they can keep clinging to it, but it's not that deep for me.
-Well, we were dealt the same-- -You're like low bottle,
bottom of the barrel. -ANGIE: Monica.
That is, like, the lamest comeback. Oh, my gosh.
ANGIE: Okay, Monica--
If this is what mediocre looks like,
I am so happy being mediocre. -You are very mediocre.
She clearly doesn't get out much.
She doesn't know how to behave in public.
And you don't have that.
And the fact that I do challenges you, and you hate it.
-Bitch. -ANGIE: Okay, Monica.
Don't go there with the "bitch" thing.
-Literally. -Oh, my gosh.
WHITNEY: I hope everyone set their intention and felt that.
I know a few were distracted back there.
-[laughter] -May they find peace.
[laughter]
-Thank you. -I'm bored with you.
You're not bored! Then stop talking about me.
Okay, listen, I don't ever wanna ----ing talking about you again
or to you. Stop talking to me. Stop talking to me.
You put hands on people.
Stop talking to me. I'm asking you nicely.
-Business 101. -Stop talking to me.
-You realize
you don't control me, right? -Both of you guys, stay calm.
-I amcalm! -Okay, you guys--you guys
clearly don't like each other. Let's just, like--
No, why do you keep saying stuff like that?
-Why are you saying that? -No, it's okay
you guys don't like each other.
-Why are you saying that? -Don't let her set you off.
That's what everyone tells me, Lisa.
Don't let her set you off, Lisa.
Why are you saying this to me?
You started this whole thing with Shawn.
You said she talked about your marriage.
I know, and I just talked about that.
She talked about your family, so I took your side on that.
And I did not like it, and I told you that.
That's wrong, that's wrong. That is it. That is it.
-Let me tell you something. -And the way you treat
your mother is disgusting. -Don't let her rile you up, L.B.
-Don't let her rile you up. -Well, you should hear
how my mother treats me, Lisa.
-You do the same thing. -You don't. You don't.
You talk abuse. You abuse people.
-You abuse people. -Lisa, do you hear yourself?!
I'm not even talking about her to her.
-Do you hear yourself? -I don't assess her.
-I don't--It's not that deep. -Yes, you do!
-Whatever. -[mockingly] Whatever!
You have made several snarky comments,
so let's not deny that.
-Let's talk about that. -You both have.
-Exactly! And I own that! -You both have. You both have.
Ange, don't worry about this for one second.
-Okay. -Don't say okay!
If you wanna talk, be like, "No, Lisa." I wanna say--
No, I'm staying out of both of you guys 'cause I can't fix it.
She says, "Angie, stay out of it." Stop!
-I can't fix it. -Do you need her?
You do! Don't silence her!
I cannot fix what's going on here.
She's her own ----ing person! Don't tell her to be quiet.
-And you don't have to be. -I know. I can't fix this.
I don't want you to fix this! There's nothing to ----ing fix!
-I don't like-- -It's not that deep!
You treated your mom like sh--! You yelled at me!
I'm going off of what I see in here.
It's not that ----ing deep, Monica. It's hard--
-Then stop talking about me. -I'm not talking about you.
-Don't talk about me or to me. -That's not what I'm hearing.
-Do you understand? -I gave my opinion.
My opinion is exactly what I told you.
Do you understand, though, what I'm saying?
-No, I don't understand. -Okay. Try and understand this.
Because--Because I'm trying-- wNo, no, no. No.
I don't need to try and understand this.
-I told you everything-- -You need to keep your hand
out of people's faces. -You just did this.
-I'm doing it back. -Yeah, but you are, like--
you get right in my face like this.
-I'm a close talker. -You both, you both, you both--
-I'm just saying. -I'm a close talker.
-Hold on, hold on. -Stop. Stop it, Ange.
-Okay, no. Separate. Separate. -Ange.
I actually like fighting in this environment.
Do you guys mind moving over here?
-You want an issue with me! -Can you move over here?
'Cause you're in our way of our checkout.
-You want an issue with me. -You're not hearing me.
Like, I've fought in parking lots,
in grocery stores, okay?
This is a classy place to fight.
I think you're impossible to communicate with.
Well, then we're the same person.
Whitney, she's, like, very hard to have a conversation with.
-I know. -It's, like, impossible
to have a conversation with her because it's like,
"I didn't do that! I don't mean that!"
And she's so loud, and I'm like, wrong place, wrong time.
I-I don't even know what to say right now.
-I'm just--This is not good. -I don't know,
but do you see how she tells you to shut the [bleep] up
and be quiet and don't talk? That's what I'm talking about.
Well, she doesn't want me to speak on her behalf.
You weren't speaking on her behalf.
You were telling her how youfelt,
and she was telling you to shut up.
Ange, don't worry about this for one second.
-Okay. -Don't say okay!
And that's what I'm talking about. That's what I don't like.
Listen, I find her impossible to talk to.
Like, it's like "your mama" jokes.
It's like, "You're a piece of sh--. You're ugly.
You look 50. You look this." Like, it's, like, mind-numbing.
I swear to God, it's like talking to--
Have you ever argued with your children?
**
It's worse.
I am so irritated. [scoffs]
This is unbelievable. Can Lisa just table Lisa for one minute?
We have a backup in the line,
so I need to make sure everyone's moving through.
You know what I don't like? I have to get this off my chest.
I don't like the fakery.
But I love you. You look beautiful.
-Well, you look beautiful, too. -I appreciate you today.
-Thank you. -I got to go to my kids.
This sh-- is wack.
-That's right. -Look at this! Hugging!
Hugging! Hugging it out. Like, this is weird to me.
I honestly think it's so weird.
Like, you talked about her marriage,
and I'm the bad guy because I'm defending Ange.
-Bye. -Are you leaving?
-Yeah. -Thank you for coming.
-Bye. Congratulations. -Yeah, thank you.
Bye.
Bye!
-It's ridiculous. -I gotta go sell more jewelry.
LISA: It's, like, crazy. It's whatever.
-Are you leaving? -This is all such bullsh--.
**
Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"..
-Do you think I look inbred? -I do.
Take it from a truth teller.
-Is that vovó? -That's your car.
Please just...
Lock the door after you go out.
-Stay in here with them. -Yeah.
What are you doing here?
Hi.
I'm really mad at both of you.
Did you ask Angie why she was riling Monica up?
You tell me you don't like Monica.
The optic doesn't match the conversations,
and it's confusing for me.
When I tried to talk to you at the bar, you pulled away.
Because I don't feel like you're being honest with me, Ange.
-HEATHER: Hi! -MEREDITH: Hi!
You're matching the book! You look gorgeous.
-Congrats, my girl. -Oh, my gosh.
You were threatening my family.
I'm not threatening your family.
-You said it. -I--
"It could ruin their family."
**