There's something I need to tell you guys.
And it's big, and it's not good.
She's ridiculous.
You're ridiculous, too, Heather.
You have been bullying all of us for four years.
I have some information confirmed today,
and I've been wrestling with it all day.
Not sure how to tell you.
Monica, why were you talking sh-- about me?
- I thought we were friends. - You know why.
She is not who she says she is.
Are you----ing serious?
- I'm----ing serious. - You're a----ing nasty bitch!
She has plotted and profited from our lives and our pain.
That's not true. Let's move on.
I've had enough of the conversation, thank you.
It was lies. Pure lies.
There's no dark-ass little secret!
Clearly, you're the one with the secret!
She's not our friend.
Heather, you have narrated me for years. It's enough.
You need to own it right now!
How did we all fall for it?
- Good morning. - Hi. Good morning.
How are you?
Oh, so-so. Not--Not terrible. Not great.
Last night's wine didn't help, that's for sure.
[singsongy] Whitney!
But look at the view. It's so perfect.
How did you sleep?
I slept like a baby.
How are you feeling, by the way?
Are you gonna talk to Heather today?
Well, last night was...
like, pisses me off because I tried to go
down to the beach and, like, have a moment with her,
and Heather still, like, wouldn't even talk to me.
Last night when we got back,
I really wanted to make things right with Heather
because of what happened.
Heather! It's not fair that you sex shame Monica
and exploit my sexuality in your book!
Heather! I wanna have a conversation!
I don't wanna have a conversation with you.
You're drunk and you're crazy. Get away from me.
- I'm not drunk or crazy! - You are both.
But she wasn't ready to talk yet, and I decided
to just take a moment for myself
and allow myself to grieve and honor my friend Shari.
When I couldn't find you,
I was like, "Hey, have you guys seen Whitney?"
And Lisa was like... "No.
She's probably somewhere being dramatic."
And I was, mm.
For Lisa to call me dramatic, I'm sorry, bitch,
you're the one that lost your sh-- on a yacht.
Just admit it! You----ed up. Say, "I----ed up,
and we can all move on!" You----ed up.
That pisses me off.
Yeah.
I just wanna hide and go back to sleep.
Okay. Me, too.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- This is your homemade granola? - Yes.
Keeping us in shape
before we get out there in our bikinis, right?
Despite last night's drama, I am super excited for today.
We're going on mopeds. We're going shopping.
Let's just say I hope these bitches can rally.
'cause we have a fun day planned.
I could get used to this.
No wonder we're not gonna want to go home.
Come in.
- Hi. - Hi.
Can we talk?
Of course.
I...I'm sorry that I upset you so badly last night.
I honestly did not expect that reaction.
I know. That reaction surprised even me.
You've mentioned a few times,
like, if you'd read the book, read the book.
But I consciously didn't want to
'cause I was nervous of how I would react about--
Yeah, but I read you every page and every word of you.
- I read you your whole section. - Yeah, I know.
In the beginning--
And then you took out the part that I asked you to.
- Yeah. You loved it. - But I hadn't read it.
But I read it to you. You heard every word.
Not after the revision, and I just felt--
I took the word out that you didn't want in there.
I-I felt like you replaced it...
No, really, what part didn't you like?
- ...with the "Titanic" analogy. - That was always in there.
That was the whole reason I did the panties thing.
Yes. Yes, but--
And you said, but you-- it was your idea.
So I said, okay, I'll change that.
But the way that when I read it, how--
This is everything that enraged her.
"Jack, I want you to draw me
like one of your French girls wearing this."
It was a "Titanic" nod. I don't get it.
"She reached down and slowly
removed her pirate patch panties. Ahoy, matey.
I photographed her from belly button to backside
without breaking a sweat."
This is the book.
This is what I got crucified for.
I just felt a little bit exploited.
Like, it made me feel like it wasn't in a...
"She's doing this for her husband."
It's like, "She's down to get down on all fours,
and I can photograph her from belly button to butthole,"
like all of that part-- I didn't use--ever use
the term "butthole." I don't think you actually read it.
Well, whatever. But that's how I--
I wouldn't ever write that word.
I paid her. She was the photographer
for boudoir photo shoots. Okay? Like, I'm not the "Titanic,"
where I invite her into my room and say, "Photograph me, Jack."
Like, this is not that.
It was a transaction for a gift for my husband
for our anniversary.
It hurt my feelings. It made me feel a little bit...
I wish--I know--
...like my sexuality was being taken advantage of.
- Yeah. - And so I just had this moment
of, like, being upset about that.
I'm so sorry, and I'm sorry it got to where it did.
- You know? - Yeah.
Good. Cousins forever.
Yeah, thanks for--
- Shh! - I'm sorry.
- It's not bad timing. - I know. It's perfect.
I just brought it up. You're the one that was crazy.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm the crazy one.
- All right. Here we go. - All right, that's Whitney.
What's up, Jonathan? You dress for the mood.
- Afternoon. - Are you dressed for a cruise?
- Jonathan. - After you, madame.
Oh, my gosh. You guys,
we're gonna look so cute on our scooters.
Welcome to our little scooter ride through Bermuda.
I'm worried about Meredith.
So... how do you get it off this back thing?
Meredith hasn't been behind a wheel since 1987.
That, I have no idea.
Oh, look at that.
Can you ride a moped if you're wearing
a double-breasted blazer?
I don't know.
Okay.
Whoops.
One at a time.
Hurry, ladies. Roll it, come through.
Aah!
- Oh! - Hey!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
- Aah! - Stop!
Yeah, stop.
Did she run into the van?
Did she just hit the car?
- Well, yeah, because I'll die. - Yes, you will.
I can't ride like you. You're too glam.
Go. Take it. Take the lead. Go!
- No. I'm good. - Go. Go!
A goat!
Hello, goat!
Bitch.
Aah!
- It looks so good. - You guys, there's a cute,
uh, perfumery that I wanna, like, go check out.
- Okay. - Over there.
Does anyone wanna come with me?
- I wanna go shopping. - No, I want to just go shop.
- Yeah. - You'll come with me?
We're gonna go look at clothes.
See you shortly.
All The Things We Love.
Are you guys ready to go home? It's too nice.
I don't want to.
Even though I didn't get to meet up with my family in Bermuda,
exploring Bermuda-- it's very nostalgic for me
just knowing that my family
came here and helped build these buildings and these homes.
It's truly such a gift to be able to be here.
Look at the stairs, you guys.
Oh, wow.
Oh, yes. Every other month.
That's very Lisa. I kind of think this is really cute.
That one is so cute. - It's vegan.
I kind of think these are adorable.
I think I should get this.
- Yeah. - Unless you're getting it.
That's okay. No, that's you.
This is a fragrance that was recovered
from one of the many shipwrecks that we have.
- Fascinating. This is my scent. - That's such--that's you.
100%. Here. Let me get my...
Oh, sh--.
Do you love the smell of coffee?
Um, I like it in the mornings. Yeah, it's strong like that.
Ange, can I borrow a credit card?
I didn't bring my credit card.
That's what I was just thinking.
- Bring your credit card? - I have a picture of mine.
I'm gonna see if I can find it.
I mean, I have money, you guys.
- Like I can pay for... - I'll pay you back at the house.
Whatever. That's totally fine.
- Are you sure? - Yes! Yes.
Thank you, babe. I appreciate that.
$725 it comes to.
How much do I owe you?
Thank you very much.
- Okay. There you. - Okay.
Thank you again so much.
- Yeah, thank you so much. - Thank you, thank you.
Thank you, Sugar Mama.
Oh, sh--.
It would be icing on my mother-effing birthday cake
if my freaking card declined right now in Bermuda,
in front of these women.
Nobody would ever see me again.
I will disappear into the Bermuda Triangle on purpose.
International transactions-- allow.
Okay, let's try again.
You know that these bitches were, like, "Her card declined."
No, I remembered to do that when I left.
I'm gonna text the other girls to let 'em know we're here.
- It's The Wharf, right? - Yeah, The Wharf.
- Thank you. - Perfect.
I know where they want us to meet 'em.
- Heather is our GPS. - I'm the GPS.
I'm, like, feeling so happy right now.
Like, the sun, the Bermuda breeze.
- Hi, guys. - Hello!
Ooh, I see a lot of bags.
Oh, did you guys get to shop? Like, good stuff?
- Oh, my gosh, you guys. - I got these, like...
- Getting the guns out. - I couldn't...
- Hi, hi, hi. - Girl.
Okay, ladies, come on. Ladies first.
- Oh, we need some help. - Jonathan!
That was fun. - I wanna ride the mopeds back.
- I do, too. - I know. That was so amazing.
Hey. What did you find out?
Are you kidding me right now? Shut... the [bleep] up.
I'm trembling. Like, trembling.
I cannot believe it's her.
How could she do this to us?
I'm freaking the [bleep] out. I'm freaking the [bleep] out.
You guys, no, seriously, seriously.
No. You guys...
You guys, no. Seriously.
Seriously, no. You guys...
- What are you doing? - Trust me, you're gonna love it.
Yes!
That's a beautiful color.
I just got this devastating information,
and my head is swimming.
Look at all the lights!
But it's too big. - Hi!
It is too damning, and I have to deal with it.
Okay, let's have dinner.
- Dinner. - Heather, this looks so pretty!
But what's about to go down...
could change our friendships forever.
You guys, find your name.
You'll see some dolls at your place setting.
It's for a game that we're gonna play a little bit later.
Oh, my God. The dolls are back.
Okay, this is Eunice.
She's a good-time girl.
Oh, that looks fabulous. Thank you.
Well, ladies, the theme for tonight's dinner...
is the Bermuda Triangle.
Boom, boom.
And legend has it that the Bermuda Triangle
is this mysterious devil's island
where unsolved mysteries occur and are never explained.
There are shipwrecks.
There is sunken treasure.
There are unsolved mysteries.
On this trip, we have learned a lot about each other.
But if there's one unsolved mystery
about each one of us that you want to ask,
take the person's doll that's in your bowl,
and that's who you're going to ask
a mystery about this person that you would like answered.
Okay. Okay.
- I'll go first. I have Lisa. - Yes.
So, Monica told me that when I was down at the beach crying,
she asked you where I was, and you told her
she's probably just off somewhere being dramatic.
- I did say that, because-- - My mystery, though--
- Oh, okay. - My mystery is...
you are very dramatic.
You jumped up on the yacht yesterday
and went off on Meredith.
So, my mystery is, why is it okay if you do it,
but other people can't?
I was just stating a fact.
I thought you were being so dramatic,
and I can be dramatic, and you can be dramatic, too.
Was that being dramatic...
Yeah, last night it was dramatic.
...or was I being emotional?
When I told Whitney what Lisa had said
about her being dramatic,
I did not think that it would end
in the best drinking game possible.
Every time you hear the word "dramatic," take a shot.
It's dramatic.
How is that----ing dramatic? I was...
- It's so----ing dramatic. - ...my best friend that died.
It's dramatic.
The whole thing was dramatic.
Is that dramatic to mourn my friend?
No, but what I observed with my own two eyes was dramatic.
Listen, I am dramatic,
and you can be dramatic, too. It's not singular.
We can both be dramatic. We are both dramatic.
Actually, everybody at this table is dramatic.
- Thank you. - And my baby's going to sleep.
Oh, wow.
Because I'm done being dramatic tonight.
Meredith, yours better be as dramatic as ours.
But be cautious. You're gonna end up wasted on the floor.
Yeah, so my question for you, Heather, is...
we've been friends for several years now,
and I'm wondering why I didn't get a little more support
from you on this trip.
Is there a conversation?
Well, in the cave, you didn't speak up for me at all.
You're sending her the----ing DMs about Angie,
and it's enough. It's done. - I have not done that.
Meredith, it's done! You're done. We're sick of this.
And I was kind of hurt and disappointed.
Monica was very clear and very convincing,
and, like, you didn't even really have issue with it.
Heather, I have gotten to a point where I have matured,
where I don't react to lies by screaming and yelling.
And if me being able to answer in a normal tone of voice
isn't enough for you to believe me, that hurts me.
It wasn't just me that believed Monica.
We all believed her over you.
Like, we all think this is what happened.
- Correct. That's 100% correct. - Okay, correct.
We all believe that, and that is--
and you're just gonna say, "Yes. Yes, you do"?
Yes, you do.
Why do you think we all believe her?
Why do we all believe you, Monica?
I don't know. Probably because I had the evidence,
I had the proof, I had the DMs,
I had the timeline, and I threw myself right into that fire,
and I owned it, and that it just--it added up.
So, it had nothing to do with it being the truth?
No. Obvious--I just said--
The first thing I said was, I had the proof. I had the--
- Oh, the proof. - The timelines. Yeah.
I don't think this is getting anywhere.
- Okay, Heather. - Your turn.
Well... I have Side Eye Meredith.
I really don't have that many
unsolved mystery burning questions about you.
I do, however, have a few questions about Monica.
An unsolved mystery, if you will.
Oh, God.
Okay, Heather.
Your turn.
Well, the mystery for me with Monica
is who is the real Monica?
I mean, well, when I met you, we kind of--
we bonded over being single moms,
moms of daughters.
Mm-hmm. - And we really had a great time,
Lots of fun, you know,
charming, funny, witty...
smarter than probably people think.
And, uh...
I thought pretty much like an open book,
you know, truth teller.
But I don't feel like that's who the real Monica is.
The real Monica is someone who...
...really doesn't wanna be our friend...
...but wants to profit from our lives and our pain.
I know who you really are, and who you really are is...
Are you okay?
Just give me a minute. Wait till everyone's here.
I have something really important I need to tell you.
I got your text. What's going on?
- Hey. Thanks for meeting me. - Hey. Yeah. What's up?
Are you okay?
- Let's wait for Meredith. - Okay.
- Hi. Thanks for coming. - What's going on?
What is going on?
- Um... I'm nervous, - You know, I'm shaking.
- Yeah, me, too. - I know. So am I.
There's something I need to tell you guys.
- Okay. - And it's big,
and it's not good.
What is it? You're gonna cry.
- You know, we've... - Heather.
You guys, we've come a long way, us four.
We have.
And...
Monica is not who she says she is.
- Okay. - She's not our friend.
Okay.
She's someone that has schemed
and worked to infiltrate our friend group.
Okay, what's happening?
And the name that you all know her as,
the woman whose birthday we celebrated,
who we have been trying
to champion and support and defend...
...is Reality Von [Tea]se.
- No. - What?!
No.
Reality Von Tea was an Instagram account
that was created over three years ago
and was dedicated
to annihilating and exposing Jen Shah.
But it quickly expanded to troll all of us--
me, Whitney, Meredith, Lisa.
These were character assassinations.
They may not have created this content,
but they made sure to repost every hateful thing
that they could find about us.
But we never knew who it was.
- You are kidding me. - Wait, how did you find out?
How did you find this out?
Before I even met Monica,
I had known about her through our mutual friend, Tenesha.
Tenesha has been my hairstylist for over three years,
and she used to be Monica's closest friend.
Monica had a way of handling sensitive information
that made me feel so uneasy.
Foreclosure? Check. I'm not doing that.
- Repo? Check. Divorce? Check. - I don't care. No.
Affair? Check. What else do you want?
- I stand in it. - I-I would never.
- And I don't care. - I'll stand in it.
I've heard a lot of things.
Like, the marriage one stuck out to Whitney the most,
'cause she's had a rough start in her marriage.
- Shawn----s men. - No, he does not.
He has, like, boyfriends running around the city
bragging about their sex. - You are spreading lies.
At first, I just thought she was oversharing,
but looking back on it now,
it was something much more sinister.
She uses information as a weapon.
She relished in the dirty, dark details, in the scandal.
Even the dark stuff about her--
she was so quick to tell the world
because she's so used to exposing everyone else.
But in the moment, I didn't see it.
And then, right before we left for Bermuda,
things started to get really weird.
It started when I went to Beauty Lab
to get a gift card for Monica
and discovered that we had three Monicas
with three different last names with the same birthday.
So I immediately called Dre, and she discovered
that one of those Monicas had never paid her bills
and owed Beauty Lab a lot of money.
But then when all of this started to go down
with the weird messages and DMs between Meredith and Monica,
nothing was making sense.
You called me one night.
You said, "Did you get a DM from so-and-so account?
I got one." And I literally just got
another message from them 40 minutes ago.
Well, it's not me.
I didn't know who to believe.
I did not DM her information about Angie.
But here's what's interesting.
You know why I called her when I got that DM?
Because the DM referenced a bunch of stuff that she had
already said to me, and that's why I called her.
The timing of these DMs was just odd.
Did you find it, like,
strange that Monica got a DM
one hour before dinner about Angie?
Yeah. I thought the timing was convenient for sure.
And the idea that it could be from one of our friends
was incomprehensible, yet sadly familiar.
And then something that Monica said
kept coming back to me.
Who do you think sent--
Do you think Meredith sent the DMs?
Do you think it's her fake account?
That's what everyone accused her of.
I didn't think she would ever do that. I really didn't.
- I mean, who would ever do that? - I didn't think any of you guys
would ever, like, - ing do that.
I would do that sh--. I'll...
Girl, no, you would not. Don't make--say things like that.
I'm just saying, like, I don't--
- You do fake accounts? - I mean, I'm pretty--
And send yourself DMs?
Knowing how well Tenesha knows Monica, I called her,
and she had a crisis of conscience and came clean.
She told me that there's something
I need to know about Monica--
that Monica was Reality Von [Tea]se,
and Tenesha was there for all of it.
Within minutes, my phone was flooded with screenshots,
text messages, audio recordings, videos,
photos, DMs,
volumes of evidence exposing Monica,
and I was devastated.
But I still needed to make sure that this was ironclad,
that this was the truth.
So I reached out to my friend at [bleep].
I sent them everything.
And today they called me back.
Are you kidding me right now?
Shut the [bleep] up.
I'm trembling. Like, I'm trembling.
I cannot believe it's her. I cannot believe it's Monica.
That account has annihilated all of us.
- All of us. - All of us.
- Just pull it up on your phone. - Horrible, horrible things--
Released all the videos about Jen.
That was Monica that recorded 'em.
All of those audio recordings and behind-the-scenes secrets,
things that have hurt and affected our lives,
that we've fought over for three years,
were all posted, curated, and spread by her.
- Sure. - Wow. Wow.
I wanna confront her at dinner tonight,
and I want you guys to back me up.
- Okay. I have your back. - I'm really...
I'm really... I'm freaking out.
...to get out of it. She's been lying to get out of it.
I am so tired of people trying to hurt us!
This is so----ed up.
I know who you really are.
Who you really are...
is the cyberbully internet troll...
Reality Von [Tea]se.
Heather...
You are Reality Von [Tea]se.
No.
You are an internet troll.
You are a cyberbully.
You have been tweeting and undermining
and bullying all of us for four years.
You are Reality Von Tea[se]. I have the facts to prove it,
and I have texts from your phone number...
Wait, what?!
...you saying, "I am Reality Von [Tea]se.
I'm applying to be friends with these girls
as Reality Von [Tea]se. Are you lying?
- Do you wanna see the receipts? - I wanna see your sh--
right now. Yeah, I would love to see it right now.
Oh, my gosh. That's how you know I'm telling the truth!
I have your perfect formula!
Receipts, proof, timeline, screenshots,----ing everything
to prove that you are a----ing bully and a----ing troll,
and you do not deserve to be at this table
or anywhere near any of us for the way you've treated us!
Every single one of us has woken up in fear
for the sh-- that you posted!
That is bullsh--!
That was never my----ing account!
You're done!
You are Reality Von [Tea]se.
I know you're Reality Von Tea[se].
That's... not... true... entirely.
What do you mean, entirely? What does that mean, entirely?
That means it's... part true.
Oh, my God.
- Disgusting! - Lisa!
It's disgusting.
You think you can sit at our table
and have us celebrate your birthday?!
You're not even listening to anything I'm saying.
You infiltrated this friend group.
You sought out Jen Shah on social media.
- Are you----ing kidding?! - And then you worked for her...
That is not what happened at all!
...as a blonde named Monica Fowler!
And then you got caught on security footage
in Meredith's store when [bleep] stole the clutch.
That is you, and you're blonde,
and you have a different name! - What are you talking about?!
Give it up! You were in my store, Monica!
It is on my security footage!
This is so cute. I've never been here. Oh, my gosh.
I've never been here.
You're a fraud! You're a liar and a fraud!
Okay, Heather.
And you were doing drive-bys Jen Shah's house!
- Are you serious right now?! - Yes!
Yeah. You used to do drive-bys-- Jen's house.
What?! I don't have to do a drive-by
when I was with her all the time, you dumb bitch.
I don't wanna----ing hear your----ing mouth again!
- Don't call me a... - Well, listen to it!
...----ing dumb bitch!
'Cause you don't get to tell me to be quiet,
you----ing piece of sh--! - You wanna call me
a----ing dumb bitch?! - You wanna talk about it?!
- You----ing-- - You wanna call me
a----ing dumb bitch? - You're a----ing dumb bitch,
'cause your ass just got caught running a cyberbully account!
- Calm down! - While you're working
for a----ing felon... - I hear whatever...
on your----ing... - You're a----ing dumb bitch!
- ...calling me that.
- Shut the [bleep] up! - Monica, the bottom line is,
what do we----ing believe right now?
Because you trolled every----ing one of us.
You can believe whatever you want!
- I did not troll any of you! - Yes, you did!
You guys are not listening!
Von [Tea]se was never just one person.
It wasn't just me.
There were several other... humans involved.
But bottom line, our mission was to take down Jen.
The other women were just collateral damage.
I've never talked sh-- about [bleep], about you,
none of that sh--! - And not called you...
None of that sh--! None of that sh--!
Sh--!
- Angie, watch your----ing self. - Don't do that! Talk!
- Watch yourself. - Bitch, watch your----ing self.
- Watch yourself. - You've done so much dirty sh--.
- Watch yourself. - No one has called you out.
- No, I'm not even kidding. - You called everyone out.
Angie, let's talk about your involvement!
I'm not afraid of you. I'm not afraid of you.
Let's talk about your involvement!
- I'm not involved. - You wanna talk about
how you're involved? - What are you talking about?
You wanna talk about how you're involved
with Reality Von [Tea]se? Let's go there then!
- I have not. I have nothing to-- - If you wanna----ing talk
to me, I'll----ing out your ass, so shut the [bleep] up.
How was I involved?! Laughing at your stories?
These women are ridiculous.
"Oh, my God!
I'm so shocked! Reality Von [Tea]se.
Oh! This is awful."
Bitch, don't act like every single one of you
wasn't constantly watching and DMing that page
like you were our biggest fans.
Sit the [bleep] out and shut the [bleep] up!
Don't----ing talk about me! I didn't do sh-- on that page!
Go pay the IRS! Go----ing pay your IRS!
Bitch, I'm rich! My sh-- is-- My sh-- is----ing current!
Go ahead. Throw it. Throw it, you classless little whore.
I'll----ing shove it down your----ing throat.
Go ahead and throw it. That's hilarious.
It's not hilarious.
No, it is, because I'm being completely honest with you.
You're not being honest because you ran
the troll account that attacked me for years.
I didn't do that, Whitney. I don't know what to tell you.
So, if you play a part in it, and you're part of the account,
you know what it has said about me, about my family.
It wasn't ever my account!
That was----ing Tenesha's account.
Then why are you okay with your best friend doing
the account and then sit here with us?
That's so----ed up, Monica.
I did not start the account. It was Tenesha.
What did you do with that account?
Why don't you tell us?
Tell us what you did on Reality Von [Tea]se.
It's a fair question since it's bullied all of us
for four years.
You just said that you partially ran the account, Monica.
Tell us what you did, since you're a truth seeker, honesty.
I didn't do sh--.
Monica!
What did you do with the account?!
You need to own it right now!
Okay.
Tell us what you did.
Since you're a truth seeker, honesty.
I didn't do sh--.
Monica!
What did you do with the account?!
Okay.
Some of the videos that I took of Jen
that my told me to record of her,
they were posted on there.
What, are you gonna video all of us and post it online
when you're pissed at us? that.
- What are you talking about?! - that.
- You are so stupid. - You're such a----ing loser.
- You're always so stupid. - ing loser.
No, [bleep] you, you dumb, old----ing piece of sh--,
leather, rubbery bitch, Donald Trump fan,
shut the [bleep] up! - I don't want someone around me
that's gonna video me and post it----ing online.
Don't abuse your employees then, bitch, and you'll be just fine!
Don't abuse your employees like your best friend Jen,
and you'll be just fine!
That means you have lied to me and used me.
I didn't----ing lie to you, which is more
than any of you have ever----ing done
about all your dark little ass secrets.
There's no dark-ass little secret!
Clearly, you're the one with the secret!
You've been running an account that has bullied us for years!
I didn't do sh--!
Tenesha started the----ing account!
ran the----ing account!
ran the----ing account.
It was all these people!
So, you can go ahead and bring it on me all you want.
I didn't say sh-- about anyone else other than Jen 100%,
and I will own that to the grave.
Because that little whore
is one of the worst humans I've ever met in my life.
I don't think Reality Von [Tea]se
was a bad thing.
I think that, um, scamming elderly people
out of millions of dollars is a bad thing.
But I think having a----ing burner page
on an Instagram account to expose someone
and their abuse is not a bad thing.
I think that's just telling the truth.
You----ing have been lying to my face.
I've not been lying to your face.
- Yes, you have! - Monica!
For three months you have sat here with us
and not told us the truth!
Do you understand?! It's about deception!
You----ing deceived all of us!
No, I didn't deceive sh--. She asked me, and I said it.
Guess what? Guess what? I want you to get the [bleep] out!
- That's not--that's not-- - I don't----ing...
stay in this house-- - Okay, then leave!
You can----ing leave.
No, you get the outta here.
You get the [bleep] outta here.
I don't think you understand something about this group!
Listen to me.
There's something that you missed out on.
We are friends,
and we have been through this bullsh-- before with Jen.
For years, we were afraid we'd wake up sick,
that a lie would be posted and told and spread
and exposed and exploited, but we were in it with her.
And we are the type of girls that ride or die.
And each one of us, at different times, rode hard,
and we shut down feelings of doubt
and things that didn't - ing add up.
Who you are made no sense!
But the way you acted was strangely familiar.
And the pain that we went through
and the way that we were tormented and tortured,
I ate sh-- every day for her.
I felt like I had to lie to protect her.
I did whatever it took.
I went on book tour and defended her
and took sh-- for the fact...
that she gave me a black eye.
What?
Whoa. Whoa.
What's wrong?
When did this... happen?
That's what we don't know.
She doesn't--I've tried.
We're walking through everything, and I'm like,
we need to come up-- we need to get Meredith.
Just wait a second. You don't know how this happened?
I don't know how this happened.
I don't recall.
Well, I'm glad you finally told the truth for once.
So, good for you.
I had to ride hard for her, and I had to lie for her.
We're not gonna do it again with you.
Pack your bags and go.
Okay.
I, more than anyone, know that nothing stays in the dark,
and everything comes to light.
I knew that this information would come out.
Even Gossip Girl couldn't stay Gossip Girl forever.
Wow.
There is so much more I wanted to say,
but I knew I wasn't gonna be heard at all.
There are a lot of things that I could have said.
That was not the time.
But there is so much more to the story that needs to be said.
And trust me, you're all gonna want to hear it.
We have a lot to discuss.
Next week, a 3-part
"Real Housewives of Salt Lake City" reunion.
Since Bermuda, you all as a group have not been together.
No. That's correct.
Monica, you've been accused of being a troll account.
- Oh. - I'm not...
- That's not funny. - I can't anymore.
Can you own that you hurt all of them?
You are a jealous, bitter bitch!
- And guess what?! - You're a mother with four kids!
Why are you driving by Jen Shah's house?
Keep my----ing kids out of your----ing mouth!
- Jen gave you the black eye. - Yeah.
Tell us how it happened.
Oh, no.
Meredith...
you showed off your Whitney impression.
It's so hard to do it
all on the spot like this.
That's so easy, Meredith. Meredith.
Is that how I sound?