[theme music]
We're rolling.
[dramatic music]
[static buzzing]
You know, signing up to be a part
of a television show, every part of your life is exposed.
[music builds]
We let people into our world. Into our homes.
Into our lives every day.
We choose to share what most try to hide.
And then we wait for the world's opinion.
We tell our deepest darkest secrets.
We share our marriages, the good and the bad.
We make mistakes and have to live with them.
And the people we hold the most sacred are on display.
[thunder cracks]
So when the world pushes back...
[laughter] we pull together.
It's a bond and a friendship you can't explain.
But sometimes that circle of trust turns on you.
Look at us! We have not gotten rid of the problem!
We are obsessed trying to find the receipts!
-Stop scrolling on my phone! -I'm turning off-
We poke holes in each other's stories.
Everywhere you stop, it's a lie.
Don't ----ing tell me when I've lied.
Expose each other.
I didn't turn my ----ing back on you.
I don't give a [bleep]
-what you do! -Yes you do!
I don't want you around me, you record your friends,
you are vile!
None of us are without fault.
So when we disappoint each other...
we go back to where we started.
We remember what connects us, and pray it won't happen again.
[fast, serious music]
Okay we're here.
I can't wait to show you everything.
Oh, it looks so good!
-Doesn't it? -Yeah,
I feel like we need to fix a few things.
Okay, let's do it.
This bench, like have it be like right here.
I'm like bench, sofa? This one?
Yeah, like there. Okay, that works.
And let's move this high boy over a little bit.
So, last year wasn't the easiest.
[thunder crack] I don't wanna ----ing
hear your ----ing mouth again!
[operatic music]
There was so much turmoil with my friends.
And it's not the first time we've gone through it.
But it's the worst time we've gone through it.
And I think that that really brings all of us
so close together.
-It's cute, right? -Amazing.
Fun little outdoor space.
I just love being in a place where I have friends
that I can count on.
I can't wait to try the cocktails.
That I can trust.
[music builds]
I love it.
So, with Valentine's Day right around the corner,
I got the idea to throw my own version
of a Valentine's day party. Which I'm calling Besos,
to give little kisses to all of my girlfriends,
to remind them that I love them.
Some more than others.
[voice echoing]
So, I'm doing a little besos party.
-A little kiss party. -Besitos party?
Yes! And, I want you guys to bring your friends,
I'm inviting a bunch of my girlfriends
-from my neighborhood. -Is it just women?
Like just galentines?
-All girls, no boys. -Okay, okay.
I'm inviting Whitney.
-Okay. -Which was, like,
I was kind of on the fence because she did this podcast.
She was rude about me. She's like 'Lisa's the new villain.'
So how are we gonna be when she walks into your party, though?
I mean, we're all friends. I'll figure it out.
I don't even know if she's gonna even want to come.
But I'm also like, I need a minute. Because now I'm mad.
[voice echoing] I love them.
Some more than others.
I don't like anything angled.
[rhythmic music] Let's just make it like...
straight on. I hate angles.
[upbeat music]
-Hi! How are you! -Good, how are you!
-So good to see you! Hi, Sunny! -Love you.
Come and grab some cocktails at the bar!
[bag crinkling]
Hey, Mary.
***
Hi! Besos!
I feel like life is weird. She gained my trust.
And I don't know, I can't really tell you where it happened.
How did we go from who's Angie-
Mary, come on over girl.
I am not coming over there.
Who is Angie?
To us showing up to a party in matching purses?
Hi, girls!
-Happy Valentine's! -Are you guys holding onto each
-other for dear life? -We are.
It all started with 'Mary, you got lipstick on your teeth.'
I was just saying, you never know what you're gonna get
with Mary Cosby, and that's fun.
Mary, who in this group do you like?
-Okay, so I do like Angie. -Oh, you like Angie?
-I do. -Oh!
To her inviting me
to Cathy Hillman's Christmas party.
To becoming besties.
Do you want some champagne? Or a vita drink?
I'll have a vita drink.
Mary bought these glasses because of me.
I did. I bought them because of her.
I love it! They have the-
I do.
Mary is soft on the inside, and she doesn't show that side
to a lot of people. So I'm honored that she's chosen
to share that side of herself with me.
She brings a realness, like a genuine person
that really cares about me.
-I love it. -Yes.
[upbeat music] Hi!
It's so good to see you! I love that you're all in red.
Besos! [kissing noises]
Is that Heather?
-Hi! Besos! -Hi.
Do you have hearts on you? -Yes!
-Oh my god! I love it! -You know I love a theme!
Okay, it's not really a theme, it's just high fashion.
-I know, I know, but- -Hi! It's nice to meet you!
Heather told me she was bringing you!
-I gotta honk those things! -Pink and red! I love it.
I mean legit hearts on her dress.
-Happy Valentine's! -You look pretty. And thin.
You're thin.
I finally cracked the code. I lost 25 pounds,
and now Mary Cosby loves me.
[kissing noises]
I've gone from inbred...
To pretty and thin.
This is the start of a beautiful relationship.
Oh my gosh!
-Happy to have you! -Hi!
[dance music] Hi, Sarah!
You look so beautiful, oh my gosh, it's so good to see you.
Come on in! Okay, you gotta go grab a drink.
Ladies, look behind you!
[music pulses]
[dance music]
[women cheering]
Oh my gosh! I would expect nothing less. Hi!
-Nice to see you! -Oh my gosh you look
so beautiful!
-Love! -Love, love.
Okay you guys, this is my friend, Bronwyn!
Hi, Bronywn, it's nice to see you!
You too.
I met Bronwyn at least seven years ago.
Lisa will tell you I met her at a Nordstrom years ago.
And she was looking like, fabulous.
She said something about what I was picking up was cool,
and I kind of like, swatted her away. I didn't need her opinion
cause she was wearing sweats.
And she was looking at me like, okay, like, why are you
talking to me? Like why is this little
homeless girl talking to me?
I mean, I don't remember doing that to Lisa but it does sound
like something I would have done.
[laughs]
It was crazy because then we reconnected.
Like we ended up meeting.
Let's do the heartbreaker.
We had a mutual friend and they were saying,
this is Lisa, you should get to know her.
So Lisa and I see each other
quite a bit since then over the years.
I think she's super smart, super fun, witty.
Heather's like 'I'm gonna wear a kiss lip Moschino dress'
and I'm like I hope it's not the same as Bronwyn's.
That's latex, not Moschino.
Oh my gosh, we love her. I love her love of fashion.
She's over the top.
[voice echoes]
***
[scanner beeps]
What can I get you?
I'll have a lemon San Diego.
Oh my gosh, I knew you would be in boy shorts,
I knew it. -When am I not?
-I almost wore mine too.
-Hi. -Hi, how are you?
-You almost wore yours too? -I really did.
-How are you? -Good! I'm so happy to see you!
I know, I'm so happy to see you too. I thought you were
gonna be in Milan this week?
I was going to but it's crazy with the snow.
But I just did couture in Paris.
Funny chaos is kind of my brand, my aesthetic at this point.
I don't think I set out for that but that's where I thrive.
I have never desired to look sexy, or cool.
I am fully dressed right now like a Tim Burton character
and I feel amazing! Thank you for asking.
Like, I don't know how to explain this.
I went to just two shows, because we were in Aspen,
skiing. Gwen and Todd wanted to ski in Aspen. Most of my day
is spent making sure my family gets well taken care of
and loved and adored. There's six dogs running around.
[dog barking] That are all named after
characters from House of Cards.
[laughter] Oh my gosh, I love it.
I have a teenager who has a lot emotions, and I have
my husband who is very successful and he's just
a little bit older than me.
[dings]
-How's Gwen doing? -She's good! She's so good.
I was telling her I was coming to see you,
and I was like remember when you and Jack
used to go to concerts together?
-I know! They were the cutest! -She is cute.
Like you couldn't have a better daughter.
She's like, can't wait to leave.
She's gonna be 18 in June.
And they're all grown up now and
they want nothing to do with us.
Jack is a boy so I don't know
if you went through this.
But Gwen is now the younger
prettier smarter version of me, that I pay for everything.
[laughter]
[distant voice]: This is my friend Bronwyn!
I've met Bronwyn once before!
-Hi, I know we've met, hi! -I love this, it's beautiful.
-Thank you! -What an entrance!
[upbeat music] It is chilly willy!
-Miss Meredith in her mink -And her assistant,
Yes! She used to come to the beauty lab.
-There she is! Hello! -Hi! How are you guys!
You look beautiful!
I don't know, she should be coming.
[dramatic music]
Normally I'd be so excited to see Lisa.
She always throws gorgeous parties, but...
Honestly, I was surprised to get the invite,
because she has a problem with me and she's mad at me.
-Okay. -I know that,
-it's clear as day. -Okay.
So, she just hasn't really felt
like a safe place in a while.
And I know... I don't know.
When it comes to my personal life, the past six months
have been some of the best months of my entire life.
I am spending a lot of time with my family,
I bought a new home. I've been doing a lot of press
for my businesses which are growing. But when it comes
to my relationships with my friends, it's a different story.
The last time I saw everyone in New York,
there wasn't much resolve.
[note]
Heather and Whitney,
where are you today?
[chuckling]: There's still stuff we're working through.
Yeah, there's many trust issues, still.
-You came after my marriage. -I didn't come after anything!
You just can't take criticism.
There are so many things I sweep under the rug
to make sure we're fine.
And since then there's been a lot of distance
with some of them. Especially Lisa.
*** Wow!
-Outdoor party in the winter! -Everyone looks so good!
Oh my gosh, she actually showed up.
Hi!
-You look so amazing! -I'm so jealous of your coat!
[dramatic music] Do you want to borrow it?
Hello!
Coming up.
-I told her... -Are you involved in this?
You're just both talking about each other.
Angie K. do you wanna be involved in this?
-Outdoor party in the winter! -Wow, everyone looks so good!
Wait, I have to introduce you to my friend.
Hello!
[crowd chattering] I feel like we need to eat soon.
-You look so amazing! -I'm so jealous of your coat!
-No. It's so rude. -Should I go tell her?
No, she'll figure out later that she has bad manners.
-Everyone looks so beautiful! -Thank you.
[upbeat music]
Hi!
This is Britani, this-
-Meredith. It's a pleasure. -It's so nice to meet you!
Are you a hugger?
-I'm a hugger. -I'm a hugger.
Okay good, I love this.
I've known Britani for a few years,
we've seen each other at events and have some mutual friends.
She's a messed up Mormon that has been divorced,
has been through the wringer. She's dating Jared Osmond,
as in Osmond Osmond, the nephew of Donny and Marie.
Which in Mormon culture is the equivalent of dating
Prince Harry. Until today.
As of this morning I am single
and ready to mingle, Heather. It's you and me, baby.
Jared and I have been dating eight months.
And we've broken up... mmm....
16 times? I want to say? A lot.
You guys get to know each other.
I feel like I'm on this hamster wheel of dating other people,
breaking up and getting back together. It's like...
ugh, I'm a crazy person. But there's just
something about him. Mmm.
He's yummy.
The red fur for the...
-festivities. -For the holiday.
You know this was my great grandma's.
-Are you serious? -It's like 150 years old. Yeah.
-Do you like it? -I like the shoes.
It's been a long overdue glow up. Thank, God for
modern medicine. That's all I can say.
-Hi, Mary. -I love your coat.
You know I love yours 'cause I have the same one!
-I love that! -We are gonna get
along just fine, Mary, you and I.
Hi, I just thought I would join you guys!
-Yeah, get in here. -Bronwyn, I love your costume.
My costume? Ooh.
You can't come to this couch with Mary and I,
and call it a costume!
-Oh, no. -Right? That's fashion honey.
That's fighting words to Mary and I. This is not a costume!
No, no, why's that fighting words?
-Okay, see Mary? -'Cause we don't wear costumes.
We wear fashion.
Who is this?
That's so, like, fashion.
She's the one that looked like she had on a costume.
It looked like a German shepherd coat.
[dog barking] Like she took about
17 German shepherds to the groomer,
and then she made a coat, and then dyed it burgundy.
I love Fashion!
Something wasn't right. Like the texture, you know?
-Tell me about this, then. -This is no party city.
-First start with that. -Yes, it's Saint Laurent.
And, um, there's three of them. I have one,
Rihanna has one, and there's one in a museum.
Mmm.
You can love it or you can hate it, but, not costume!
I have a whole office. Like it's my office upstairs,
and it's just clothes.
Yeah, at that point it's an archive.
I feel like, when I was younger I had five siblings,
and we never had enough.
So you became like a hoarder, like...
Not a hoarder, babe, that's a little much.
-But just like... -Britani and these words!
We gotta get Britani a thesaurus. [chuckles]
-I buy enough, like buy... -Not a hoarder but just like
the scarcity kind of like, I mean I was there,
I grew up poor. And so I felt like-
Why was I poor? I didn't say that.
I grew up poor.
I now know that fashion is not Britani's thing,
and I'm also learning that words are not Britani's thing.
I come from five siblings and so,
I found myself hiding rolls in my purse to take it home.
No, I would never do that.
Oh, well I did that.
-That's totally okay. -No, that's not okay.
I don't think that's okay. Putting food in your purse?
-I mean... -No.
-I mean if you did, it's you- -Well, maybe if you
grew up poor, you would understand.
Okay.
I'll be right back.
I totally offended her.
[upbeat music] [woman cheering]
You look so gorgeous!
Have you, uh, seen Whitney?
[music sting]
[voice echoing]
So how are you feeling?
I actually feel pretty good.
You know I did a breast reduction.
-Yeah. -I've gone back in
to redo this now three times
because my natural breast tissue keeps growing.
[chuckling] It's not funny!
I started out as a small C, I grew to a triple D!
Got back to a C, grew to a double D.
How are you the one person like,
no matter what I do, no matter how thin I get,
my natural breast tissue just keeps growing!
[laughter]
These are caviar problems!
So you're just kinda hanging out? How are you
-spending your days? -Yeah, I mean...
I've been working on the phone. But I don't know.
You know, I'm still like, kind of figuring out where I stand.
Mm-hmm.
The way things headed at the end of Bermuda
were really disappointing for me,
really hurtful, obviously.
[dramatic music]
Everybody was gunning for you.
Exactly! And then it's like, we all met up in New York.
And I understand that everybody had larger issues than me.
Yeah.
But nothing really got addressed that pertained to me.
And... this is the thing with Whitney.
[hip hop music] Last year Whitney decided
to launch a jewellery collection.
Prism came into my life. I hope you love the line
as much as we do.
And this year in New York, I said in front of everybody
that I was going into bath products.
Now she's launching a bath product.
It's like she just wants to step on my toes.
That's hurtful. You know?
Like, the bath is my thing! Everybody knows it.
And if I said don't come after my bathtub,
now I gotta say don't come after my bath products?
Do you think she got the idea from you?
Of course she did!
It is an attack on me.
[Heather, voice echoing]: Have you seen Whitney?
-No. -She's here!
It's so beautiful!
***
Would you like a treat? We gotta toast. Ready?
Heather loves her little meat on a stick.
Jack is doing so good. Like, he's on the mission thing,
I love it!
He's obsessed with Colombia. And I feel like it's
teaching him a lot of things. Like they have the coolest
bookstores, and barber shops.
[music stops]
Jack has been on his mission for almost eight months.
I miss him like crazy every day.
The only way we get to communicate is Facebook messages
and phone calls once a week.
I love hearing him grow and to see his priorities change,
and for him to still be like, cool Jack, but with a purpose.
He found two Michelin star restaurants in Bogota,
and it's like so cheap. So, I'm like,
wait, save that one for when dad and I come to pick you up.
I'm gonna start to cry!
I'm not going to because my makeup's good, but.
Like honestly, it's like, I miss him.
He literally has been going to all the best coffee shops.
I really don't know this mission Jack is on.
He DMs you, he's buying coffee.
This is not the Mormonism that I was raised in.
I grew up Mormon. My parents are both converts to the church,
and raised my siblings and as Mormon from I was a little girl.
My parents are both very devout. They expected all of us
to be baptized, and my brother went on a mission.
All of their kids went to BYU...
some with more success than others.
[chuckling]
Imagine the little side hustle there.
-It's so cute. -So cute!
So how do you two know each other?
We ran in the same group back in college.
-College. -You did?
Are you guys the same age?
-Yes. Uh-huh. -Yeah.
Hey Meredith! You look gorgeous.
So, I have to ask, like...
what is up with the bath bombs?
-The bath bumps? -Bombs.
My bath bombs?
It's so strange to me, because, in New York, I'm like,
I'm launching a bath collection.
My warm and fuzzy was churning butter.
That's your warm and fuzzy?
She's gonna launch a butter line I can feel it.
A butter bath! Yes!
You launched jewellery last year, you launch bath this year
after I said I was doing it. What is your problem with me?
I have no problem with you, I think that you're reading
way too much into this.
***
This is definitely serving deja vu.
I thought we were in a neutral peaceful zone,
and the next thing I'm seeing is I'm like, dirty and gross?
That was a funny joke, Meredith.
No, it was a dig on my marriage and a dig on my bath tub.
I am genuinely concerned that Meredith is spending
too much time in the bath tub, because I think everything
is starting to shrivel up and prune.
Including her brain.
The message I'm getting from you is I don't-
-You know what I would- -want to be your friend.
Based on your reactions and your history.
Because I launched a bath bomb?
I love you as a friend, I don't want to hurt you.
If you love me as a friend and don't wanna hurt me,
you would've picked up the phone and said,
'hey, I just wanted to give you a heads up, I'm doing this.'
If you were a friend, you would've known I've already
sold bath bombs. That's how I launched my business.
You bought Iris and Bow and put it in your store.
-Yeah, you didn't have bath bombs when I bought it.
-Yes I did. -No you did not.
-You didn't buy bath bombs. -I didn't know they existed.
They were never presented to me. -Cause I didn't see bath bombs
in a jewellery store. I see skincare-
But you saw skincare in a jewellery store.
Why are you guys fighting over a bath bomb?
And why are you fighting over tubs? Like I don't trust baths.
Like I just, I don't sit in bath tubs. Like I don't want
the yeast infection, you know what I mean? Just saying.
But I don't think it's fair that you like, accused me
of like bad behavior, I don't want to be your friend.
Like, I could argue that I don't know that we're friends
'cause I never hear from you.
Yeah, well, perhaps that's because you know
what happened last year. I was held accountable
for all these things Reality Von Teese did.
Particularly, by you.
-Well, you don't get to- -Somehow, that hasn't shifted.
[tense music]
I talked to Meredith. I went to Meredith's new house
and she's got unsettled feelings from New York.
She feels like she didn't get any apologies.
I feel like I'm owed an apology.
Last year, Meredith was involved in conversations
and side conversations about my business, my marriage,
me being a part of the Greek mafia.
And I wish she could just apologize and move on.
I don't know who you're talking about
or what you're alluding to. But what I'm sorry about
is not calling you and being like, where's your address?
Where can I ship you some? You're gonna love them.
Enjoy your bath. Is there anything else?
Okay. Can I have a minute to talk to Meredith?
Or you just don't want to be my friend? I'm so confused.
I'm processing what you're saying, because...
Okay, I, I want-
Okay, I mean, same to you, though, Meredith.
I want to talk to you for a minute.
Heather made me aware that you are wanting an apology from me.
And you know, I'm happy to give you an apology, Meredith.
Here's a few things that I'd like an apology for.
So, number one...
[wind blowing]
[dramatic music]
Why does Angie have a scroll?
She's got a list of made up sh--.
[drum roll]
[fanfare]
Here's a few things that I'd like an apology for.
[fanfare continues]
Why does Angie have a scroll?
Your suggesting that I'm involved in organized crime.
-No, I did not. -Yes, you did.
Number two, encouraging someone to sue me and take my home.
I did not say that either.
Did she bring, like, notes?
Number three, running rumors about my family,
-about my business. -That did not happen.
Perpetuating narratives on Twitter.
Where did Angie find a scroll?
Angie brought a scrolled list of things that Meredith has said.
Oh, why?!
This is some calculated sh--.
-A scroll! -One you could, yeah, scroll!
That's fancy!
You know, she had to go to a craft store.
Cut the paper. Make a scroll.
Catalogue every grievance she's ever had.
She found glue. She found a stick. She rolled it on,
had a little string on it.
And then stash it in her purse like a hidden weapon!
She is a hard worker. She works hard.
And she has a lot of time. Probably too much time.
You told someone to sue me.
-No I did not. -And take my house!
Meredith said, do you want her house,
you could take her house!
I did not say you could
-take her house. -Yes you did!
Meredith! Did she say that?
Yes, she did, She said let's get you the house!
I didn't say that.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
You know what, I'm finished.
I still would like an apology,
but I thought when Meredith saw
the list of things that I wanted an apology for,
she could laugh it off. But Meredith has no sense of humor,
and I think it all went down
the drain with her dirty bath water.
***
Everybody! I need you all to pay attention!
-Love the hot pink! -I guess this is her color.
-Bronwyn! -I'm coming!
-I need my heart! -Meredith, how are you?
Hi, sweetheart.
I love having my girlfriends, I love getting us all together.
With Jack gone and John traveling so much,
it's like so important for me to like lean on my girl friends.
And so many of you check on me all the time and are there
to support me and I love you all so much.
But I don't love podcasts.
We gotta work some things out.
But I have a beautiful dinner prepared for everyone inside
so freezing was worth it. Now let's open the gates.
[music stops] [garage door creaks]
[chain rattles]
Let's go eat! [upbeat music]
[crowd cheering]
Lisa! It looks gorgeous.
I love it!
-I hope the seating is... -I was gonna say, Lisa needs
to have assigned seating before we all got here.
You're here!
This is fab! And there's Mary Cosby.
Britani, okay, this is me? Oh no.
This is me.
[sighs]
[groans]
How am I sitting next to her? I don't want her
sticking bread in my purse. I can't even relax.
She had to do it recently.
Because when you're little you don't have a purse.
This is fabulous, Lisa, I'm next to you!
-Yay! -I can't believe it!
Yeah.
[upbeat music]
[guests chatting]
Oh my god, this looks delicious!
The salad is so good.
These cherries are so good!
Tell me who brought who?
I brought Britani.
Britani and I have mutual friends
and Britani is going through a little bit of a break up.
Yeah, it's really bad.
And so Lisa throws fabulous parties, so I thought,
perfect chance to show her a village of women.
Yeah.
Do you have kids?
I have a daughter myself, so she's 17.
And then I have two step kids who are my husbands from his
first marriage. And they were like adults when I met them.
We actually have a lot in common, I have step kids.
Are they your age?
My oldest stepson is five years younger than me.
So I'm closer in age to all my step kids than my husband.
So my husband doesn't love when I say this,
but my stepson is older than me
-by six months. -Oh my god!
You are the hot mom! Yay!
When we were first getting to know each other, I never felt
this huge discrepancy in our ages. I don't wake up every day
and say 'good morning Todd, who is 26 years older than me.'
Like it just doesn't cross my mind.
Everybody thought I wasn't cute enough to be a trophy wife
when we got married and I was like, I'm still here
ten years later, you know what I mean.
[bright guitar music]
Don't bring out the scroll!
No! Hide that thing! [fanfare]
Put that thing back in that designer purse!
Look when you get my age you need notes
on a bigger piece of paper.
I think that was a bad foot to start out on, honestly.
No, no, it was, it was a response.
You told me she wanted an apology, and so do I.
I already apologized to you multiple times, Angie.
I'm not engaging with you.
Go ahead and ignore me, it's easier to do that.
I don't know what's going on.
Are you talking about the scroll?
Listen, she turns away because she's ----ing guilty.
You resolved it!
We never resolved her ----ing telling someone
to take my house. Is that cool? I have a daughter.
You don't do that to a family.
Oh, God.
Yeah, Meredith, don't try and downplay
-and laugh it off. -What'd I do, Angie?
Telling people you should sue her and take her ----ing house.
I didn't. I didn't tell her to take your house, that is absurd.
You did.
-We are so finished. -We are finished.
-Just leave me alone. -You leave me alone.
You live your life, I'll live mine,
-Yeah. -and we will be peaceful
and happy.
-Live it. -I do.
In your ----ing rentals.
Okay. Can you just draw a line and say
-we're gonna start from here. -Yes.
We're not gonna talk about the past stuff anymore.
So can we just draw a line and keep going?
Yeah, I don't want anyone talking about my house.
Okay, but you're still talking about it.
Look I ----ing own my home, I live in it.
-So let's draw a line now? -Yeah.
-Okay. Let's do it now. -You don't tell someone
to sue someone for their health insurance.
-Angie! -I'm just saying!
-Okay. -I don't want a renter
talking about my home that I own, anymore.
Okay so from here, drawing a line means we don't go back.
I'm just trying to make it clear.
[sly music]
-It's ----ed up, yes it is! -I am over it.
***
Delicious.
-The risotto? -The T-bone.
-It's fillet. -Oh. The Fillet.
You had the T-bone.
Thank you.
-Mary are you vegan? -I try to be.
-Okay, cool! -The dressing's already on it
and everything? Okay, thank you so much.
I just see that big piece of meat at Lisa's party
living in my colon for like 9 months.
You know I think about my insides, it's like a plan.
You can't lodge a piece of meat in your colon and think
it's gonna come out in a week.
It's bone-in fillet.
Nobody's thinking about their health.
I'm gonna do a toast. Let's hear it, Lisa.
Kisses for everybody! Cheers! [upbeat music]
[crowd cheering] Cheers! We get messy!
Cheers, cheers, cheers!
Thank you Lisa for the amazing night!
-Thank you! Besos, besos! -Okay. So Lisa,
in your cheers outside, you brought up the podcast thing.
Yeah.
So what's going on? I feel like you have a problem
with me and a podcast?
I do have a problem with you
-and your podcast. -What's your problem with me?
Your podcast was not about you, it was about me.
Well, I think that you're self absorbed
so you heard it was about yourself.
I think that when you learn how to take care of yourself-
Whitney, that is completely uncool.
You'll understand that people that love themselves
take care of themselves. That's part of self love.
-Yeah, I do that too. -And with your healing journey,
you would think you'd know that by now.
I do know that by now. But can you tell me
what part of the podcast you're upset about?
Oh my gosh, where do we start?
Because that podcast was two hours long.
I didn't talk about you for two hours.
Well, you talked about me enough.
Do you want to say you're sorry?
You could lead with an apology.
Well, I need to know what offended you!
If you're gonna lie about me,
expect me to tell the truth about myself.
I am not a liar. What did I lie about?
You went on a podcast and bashed me!
You're upset that I didn't speak roses about you
on the podcast.
You lied about me to disparage my character.
-That bothered me. -I have not lied!
What, Lisa... My experience isn't a lie.
That's not lying. That's my experience of you!
It's hard for Lisa to hear from her friends
when they disagree with her.
The idea that Lisa's calling me a liar over how I feel
is narcissist 101.
You can't tell someone that they're lying about
their feelings. It's like me saying to Lisa,
diet Coke isn't the best, you're lying.
Diet Coke is not the best. Diet Pepsi is the best.
You ----ing liar.
I think that if I don't kiss every part of your asshole,
then I'm not a good enough friend for you.
I have owned everything I have ever said about you,
-good or bad. -You know what-
And you keep bringing it up. It was brought to me this week.
Wait, wait, wait, we're gonna back up a minute.
What did you hear that I said this week?
What did you hear that I said this week.
What did I lie about, let's start there-
Who told you, 'cause it had to be you,
or you...
About the conversation we had?
Who told you? Let's figure it out.
[voice echoes]
[doorbell chimes]
[gasps]
Congratulations! Please tell me I'm your first visitor!
You are my first visitor!
I mean, this looks expensive! Beautiful.
-Do you want a drink? -Why not?
I went on a little walk with Heather and Lisa.
Our two new little besties.
And Lisa went on to tell me about the fact that
you did this podcast, and that you were calling her a villain,
and that you were being negative about her.
And I stand by everything I said.
Yeah. That was your truth.
[distant echoing] Who told you?
Let's figure it out.
You've been hearing things? Well, there's only
two people I've talked to and it's her and her,
so who did you hear it from.
I'm not speaking 'til you listen to me.
So we'll be in a stand off.
[western music]
I said nothing to Whitney, not a word.
Did you tell Whitney about our conversation
that you had with me and Heather.
-Which part? -All of it.
Well, clearly she did.
I talked to her about part of it, yes.
Well, then, you know how I feel about this right now?
I am isolated right now. You're not isolated.
I have no one to talk to because
you're both gonna go run your mouth and not keep-
It's not about who says plenty, it's about you repeating
-what I said! -You both did! Lisa!
-You're isolating yourself! -Don't do that to me.
-I told her... -Are you involved in this?
You're just both talking about each other.
Angie K. Do you want to be involved in this?
Lisa, you don't need to stand up, I can hear you.
-I don't- -Then stop talking.
Then zip it right now. Like why is she talking?
I've been very calm and kind in the middle-
Why are you talking through this?
Why am I talking? Cause you vented to me!
Yeah, and she lied about me, and you know it.
-What did I lie about? -I have your back,
you can have mine right now.
Listen, it's isolating to feel like in a friendship,
you can't be 100 percent who you are with your friend,
because they're not going to keep it in confidence.
And it saddens me, because I've been an amazing friend.
I had Angie's back vehemently last year, and now I feel like
she's more loyal to Whitney than me.
I know you both and I think Lisa doesn't want to be wrong-
Wait, what are you talking about? I don't care
if I'm ----ing wrong, I don't want to be lied about!
Don't ----ing lie about me!
You lie about me, you lie about her, you lie about her.
And you ----ing said I ----ing slept with
somebody I didn't ----ing sleep with.
It's rumored that one of your business partners that has
the jazz tickets, that you've been involved with.
-Are you crazy? -I'm not crazy,
-I'm telling you- -Oh my gosh.
And I took it back and I said I'm sorry.
I have not done anything besides calling you a villain.
Which I stand by.
I will be your villain, bitch, you are game on.
I'm not asking you to be a villain.
You want me to be your villain, I'll be your villain.
[dramatic music]
I have not done anything besides calling you a villain.
Game on right now. You want me to be your villain?
I'll be your villain.
Lisa.
I am not a liar. Do not come after my character, Lisa.
I have never lied.
[laughter]
I love Whitney, but, this is what drives me crazy.
She spins the truth so it fits her own narrative
where she can do no wrong.
Name one thing I lied about!
I've seen Whitney do this time and again,
and it's incredibly frustrating.
You lied about giving approval.
You did. You lied about that?
I gave you full approval, I read you every goddamn word.
That is a different conversation.
You accused me of lying about my father's memorial-
No, that wasn't me, I got
-caught up in their mess. -Excuse me!
that was the most hurtful thing a friend has ever done to me.
Let's just like one at a time...
You said that I wrote unauthorized material.
-Yes. -You have accused Mary
of running a cult and being a predator.
-No. -You guys are all ganging up.
-You guys are ganging up. -You have accused everyone
in our core group of having affairs.
-You chased me out of the bar! -When we were in
New York I wanted to address this!
You said 'you exploited my vagina!'
-To resolved the one issue- -You lied about me-
Twisted around, just like she has about
every single one of us. [voices overlapping]
[groans]
That was a ----ing lie!
-Which makes you a liar! -Liar!
[quirky music]
Why are you all choosing to pick on me? Are you all like...
-It's a lot. -Because you do it
over and over and then there's an excuse.
-It's a lot... -Guys it feels like you guys
-are kind of like, it's a lot. -It's a lot, huh?
It feels like a lot.
Like, Lisa, I would love to take accountability
for something that I haven't already.
They're bringing stuff up from years ago.
You should take accountability for the podcast. You should.
-I gave you grace... -But I don't understand
-what your grace looks like. -My grace?
Yeah, cause in my other relationships, grace doesn't
-look the same. -Do you wanna-
-So, I need to understand- -What my grace looks like?
Well, I feel like in your healing journey, you feel like
you're morally superior to all of us in this weird way
where you're telling us how we should be. I'm just being me.
And if you like me and you're my friend, you'll accept me
for being me. But I'm not on the same journey as you.
We're not on the same journey. -Well maybe you should be.
I don't need to explain my grace to you.
She doesn't have to act like you to be okay.
-I don't. -But now she's,
now she's weaponizing my trauma against me.
I would never do that!
You're asking for grace but when are you giving it?
-I've never done that. -In text messages
you said keep healing, Whit.
You need to keep healing because you won't stop
and you're doing the same thing.
Do you wanna meet the healed Whitney?
Yeah.
[bleep] you, Lisa Barlow.
Then you can leave. Bye. There's the door.
-You can leave my party. -Whitney, don't-
-Bye. No, I'm gonna leave. -If she's saying [bleep] you,
she can leave. You can leave.
I'm going home to my new beautiful house,
and my children.
You say whatever you want about us, and defend it.
Angie, holy sh--!
She just said [bleep] you at my party!
Like, why would I want her to stay?
Why would I want her to stay?
I will not be called a liar and I will not allow you
to throw my trauma in my face as a weapon. You wanna use
-my healing journey? -No, you're spinning this-
[bleep] you! This is healed Whitney, I'm strong.
I can stand up for myself. I don't need you. Bye.
You can't use your trauma to treat us like sh--.
You can't do that. So, if you need to leave,
go leave. That was so manipulative.
Angie can leave with her, because she clearly
was involved in this.
Angie's like my girl.
-Angie's Whitney's girl. -Well, she's not, obviously.
[bleep] [laughter]
You misread that one, honey.
[music sting]
[daunting music]
Never in a million years,
after everything we've been through,
did I think that you would reach out to our sworn enemy.
I sought out proof and was given the proof.
You're recording us? I am disgusted!
You're lying about me You're lying about me
I didn't do it to you!
We were friends! How could you do this to me?
This season on
The Real Houses of Salt Lake City.
[whistle blows] Welcome!
Do I look like a serious driver?
ALL: You do.
Woo!
I have a reservation for eight Lisas.
ALL: Eight Lisas.
[giggling] And you had carbs.
You've been eating pasta.
Oh my gosh.
-Oh! Break, break, break.
I ----ing love this new Mary.
I ate dirt.
She's talking about my parenting?
I'm a great mom. That's a low blow.
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
You been a ----ing bitch to me.
You're sneaky little snarky some-
Leave me alone.
Get out of my house!
You shouldn't open up to anyone in this group.
I have built everything I have-
On the backs of other people.
Let me get that ----ing wig off your head.
Oh my God.
-She is a liar. -Don't call my wife a liar.
-She's a liar. -She's not a ----ing liar.
[dramatic music]