[upbeat music]
Five, six, seven, eight.
Schlemiel, schlimazel,
Hasenpfeffer Incorporated. Woo!
[upbeat, campy music]
[upbeat music]
[music fades quickly]
[snoring]
[music resumes]
Whitney!
Woo! It's late. We gotta get ready.
It's got caffeine in it for under-eye bags.
Yeah.
- Oh my gosh, I love it here. - Yeah.
We went to a Bucks game last night. It was insane.
- How was the game? - It was so good. A Bucks.
- Like the NBA game. - Is that NBA?
- Like our Jazz. Yeah! - Basketball, yeah.
[call rings]
Hi.
How good was the Bucks?
I don't think I watched a single play from when the game
started to when we left.
Must have been some interesting discussion
- in the suite then. - Mm-hmm. You could say that.
Heather yelling about a conversation
I had with you and Heather.
You could have said I know Bronwyn,
I know Bronwyn very well. That's not how that
conversation was intended. And you didn't bother to.
I didn't have that conversation in a vacuum. You said stuff,
you said stuff, and you came at me real hard and real strong.
You made it seem very one-sided.
But if you wanna get away with a little mess,
then all of you are gonna have to let me get away
with a little mess myself.
Obviously, I was upset with Lisa and Heather about that
ropes course lunch, and I had to try to get
that straightened out with them.
Good.
Last night was incredibly intense.
I have never fought with Lisa.
And with Heather, it's unfortunate
that we've started on the wrong foot,
but ultimately, I said my piece last night,
so I'm hopeful that today, we're gonna move forward.
And maybe we even have fun together.
- What are you doin' today? - I don't know. It's a mystery.
[knock on door]
- Who is that? - It's Whit.
- Whitney! - Oh, you're lookin' good.
- Thank you. - What is this tool?
It's a straightening comb.
It's for Black girls.
I just wanted to let you know about the day.
As the hostess of this trip,
I've taken a lot of notes from my predecessors.
Welcome, guys!
AKA Meredith.
We are not going to be coloring t-shirts
and playing games in a park.
I've jam-packed the last day
with the best of everything that Milwaukee has to offer.
First, we're gonna tour the Miller factory
and we'll have a private beer and cheese tasting.
Then, we are going to have dinner
at the Harley-Davidson Museum.
And finally, we're topping off the night with a drag show
that I'm hosting at Trixie Mattel's bar.
- I wanna be there. - 'K.
- 'K, love you. - Love you too.
The drag show is what brought us to Milwaukee
in the first place, and I just know
that tonight's gonna be incredible.
- You look beautiful. - You do too.
- Purple's your color. - Lilac, right?
Lilac, yeah.
Come in.
- Hi. - Hey, good morning.
- What's goin' on? - Oh my gosh, nothing.
I like that robe. It's so pretty.
Thank you. What did you think of last night?
It was kind of interesting
'cause you know, I was talking to Angie.
- Okay. - And she said well, you know,
I'm having a hard time, because Lisa doesn't seem
to want to talk to me now.
And starts warning me that I should be careful of you.
- What? Why? - And then Whitney joins in.
What?
She has said some nasty things about you.
Yeah, it's like, you know, look it, she said
that you [bleep] half of New York.
She had her feelings about you and your marriage.
I mean, knowing what she said about your family,
you fully feel like you trust her 100 percent now?
[Bucks crowd roars]
I mean, it's like the Twilight Zone.
Obviously, Whitney and Angie are having issues with Lisa
and they want me to join their team.
But Lisa and I have worked really hard
to get to a positive place and to forgive each other,
and she hasn't done anything new,
so why would I get upset with her?
What's the point of that?
I'm not running to anybody.
Everything I've said, I say to their face.
So, I don't get why they're warning you about me.
I am completely shocked right now that these two
are like, trying to like, convince people
I'm not trustworthy. Who's not trustworthy?
I mean, it's like, literally, like,
are you looking in a mirror?
Because you're talking about yourself.
This is a problem for me.
It's so weird, Lisa.
They're trying to turn you against me.
There's no reason why you should be like,
trying to [bleep] with my friendship.
Friendship ----ers.
That's really hurtful.
[knock on door] Heather?
Come in. I'm just doing my makeup.
- Oh. - I have a surprise for you.
Close your eyes. You ready?
- Yeah. - Reveal.
Oh, my God. Is it the Laverne and Shirley?
Whitney and Heather! [both laugh]
So, I'm Laverne and you're Shirley, yeah.
- Shirley, okay. - Like, we can wear 'em today.
- I'll wear this, for sure. - You can turn it upside down
- for Milwaukee. - And then we'll do our dance?
- Okay. - We're gonna do it all.
- This is our day. - 'K.
I can't wait. I'm feeling really torn.
When Meredith told me about the rumors
about Whitney's business, I was hoping
that Meredith would bring it up to Whitney.
A lot of things aren't adding up right now.
They're saying Whitney is using designs
off of Alibaba and selling them at like, 10, 20 times the price.
Are you gonna say something to her and offer support?
I don't know that that's my place at this point.
I think that if it's happening,
- you should bring it up. - Uh...
But clearly, she hasn't.
- When are we leaving? - Um, shortly.
Okay. Rumors like this can really hurt a new business,
so I think that Whitney needs to know
so that she can start doing damage control.
But like, I feel bad. We have a fun day planned
and I don't wanna ruin our trip.
I mean, is that something Laverne would do to Shirley?
No.
- See ya in a minute. - 'K.
Come in.
Hey.
We are going to the Miller Caves.
What do you mean the Miller Caves?
Like, Miller beer.
- Laverne and Shirley - Oh, I'm gonna pass on that.
- What do you mean? - I'm gonna pass.
Why?
I have like, other things I think I'm gonna do today.
[curious music]
Okay, but we came on this trip together.
- I know, I think I'm gonna-- - What are you gonna do?
I have some ideas.
- Um... - I'm gonna just do
something else, but...
we'll probably meet up for dinner.
- Okay... - 'K, I'll see ya in a bit.
[upbeat music]
[laughing] Hi, good morning.
Meredith, you just look like money.
Well, thank you!
Where's everyone else?
I knocked on Lisa's door, and she's like, I'm not going.
- What? - And I said why?
And she goes, I don't feel like it.
Next thing I know, she's gone with Britani and Meili.
Shut up!
Do you wanna curling with me?
And since you're here, do you wanna go?
- Yeah, that's fun. - Do you think Whitney
- will be okay with us going? - Yeah.
I'm sure she'll be fine. We'll see her for dinner.
- Okay. - Okay.
But that is a wild shift
to not only are we good enough to go do something,
but we're good enough to go do something
and exclude you who invited her in as her friend.
- Yeah. - Meili and Britani,
like I don't... [laughs].
This is I, uh...
I don't know how Lisa, if she just walked down the hall
and those were the first two faces she saw.
Like, that would make more sense to me
than any other explanation about how she picked
who she wanted to spend the day with. No.
I did tell Lisa last night I didn't think she'd been
a great friend to me recently, so maybe that's why
I'm not on the hot list.
I'm not good with Lisa either.
We met and tried to talk the day after her party.
Listen, at times I do feel like
I'm trying to do everything to prove that--
- Ang. - ...I'm a good friend to you.
I am me. I'm not changing. I'm like, Lisa Barlow.
This is it. This is what you get.
It didn't really feel resolved. She left upset.
And I haven't heard from her since outside of being together.
I'm not like, a here today, gone tomorrow friend.
I have had the same friends since I was five years old.
And I've known Lisa for 15 years.
You know, we talked about really deep, important things.
And I thought we had a really meaningful friendship.
So, for me, Lisa pulling away
and going dark on me is her fault.
She's never talked to you since?
In big groups, but not like we used to every day.
The only thing that makes sense is if Meredith,
did you tell her that we talked about her last night?
Yeah, I did. Of course I did.
- Oh, there you go. - Well, there we go.
Lisa and I agreed that we would--
If anything was coming in between us,
we would always talk about it.
It now makes sense why Lisa is not here.
So, is she avoiding Angie or is she avoiding Whitney?
Yeah, that's the part I'm confused about.
Coming up...
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
You don't like that I'm not just doing
- whatever you want me to do. - I don't give a [bleep]
- what you do! - Yes, you do!
You've been a ----ing bitch to me at times.
Oh my gosh, I love this.
Okay, so what do we do to get started?
Yeah, we have to put some grippers on your feet.
Thanks for squeezing us in so last minute.
- Yeah, anything to show-- - Our friends were doing
something else and I'm like,
I don't really wanna be around them today, so...
What are they, what are they up to?
I think they're going to like, the beer caves.
- Oh, wow. - Is that cool?
That's a big deal in Milwaukee.
- Oh. - Oh, it is?
Yeah.
[upbeat music]
Oh wow, look at this.
This is so cool.
Wow!
- This is gorgeous, wow. - Was not expecting this!
Welcome to the Miller Valley Caves.
Amazing.
This is so cool.
So, we're in an actual cave right now?
We are in a cave. Because back before
refrigeration existed,
this is how we kept the beer cold.
[playful music]
- Let's see what you got. - Dangerous.
- We gotta keep it. - This is a lot of trust
for your precious ring. Oh, boy.
When I think of curling, I think of like,
lifting weights. But this is fine.
Anything's better than hanging out with Whitney.
- We gotta get it going! - Sweep!
Look at us!
Being on the ice comes naturally to me.
I was actually a figure skater growing up.
I actually was training for the Junior Olympics
when I decided to walk away.
But being on the ice, curling, is so much fun for me.
- Keep sweeping! - You're amazing.
Good job, you guys!
This is the most sweeping I've done in years
and actually, I'm really good at it.
You want it to go in the middle.
Oh, oh, oh!
But I hope no one at home gets any ideas
'cause it's not happening there.
We could go to the Olympics!
So, we have a handful of cheeses to pair.
So, everything on your plate is from Milwaukee.
I hear one of you maybe
- hasn't had beer before. - I haven't.
So, are you familiar with champagne, though?
Yes, I am.
You guys are drinking Dom Perignon 2003.
In 2003, it was the heat wave.
5,600 people died.
And it made the best grapes of all time.
Well, this is the champagne of beers.
- Really? - So, Miller High Life,
- the champagne of beers. - What year is it?
I'm kidding.
[all laugh] He knows you!
Does Mary realize this is the champagne of beers?
If we can swap that Miller High Life
for her Dom Perignon 2003,
think of the money she'll save.
Raise a glass.
[posh instrumental music]
- I think it's delicious. - What do you think, Mary?
Ooh, I like it.
I had no clue that there is like, an upscale beer.
It's regal.
- To High Life. - So, our next beer,
something fun and fresh from Wisconsin,
and we're pairing it with cheese curds.
[upbeat accordion music]
How about feta cheese? Do you guys ever do
- feta cheese with beer? - Yeah, of course.
She can't escape the Greek. [laughs]
Next, we'll move on to a summer shandy.
Oh, that's so good.
We're gonna become beer drinkers.
[curious music]
Let's go get something to drink, guys.
Okay, Jared just, Jared texted me again.
- Wait, what? Oh my gosh. - I mean, I missed a call
and I have another voicemail.
It was devastating to hear that Jared was texting
Angie's brow girl.
Need to know exactly when this was.
- I'm so nervous. - February 17th.
- Okay. - Oh, that's so new.
I mean, I don't wanna, I don't wanna give excuses,
but it sounds like this is when we were on a break.
Who wants a guy like that? Like, you are better than this.
He's like a D-list Osmond too. Like, who ----ing cares.
Jared keeps texting me, and I don't wanna text him back
until I've processed everything.
I need to figure out why I keep choosing men
that always have one foot out the door.
Are there any red flags in this?
- Oh my gosh... - He's saying friendship.
Not the relationship. [gasping]
Are you seeing that? That is true.
"I thought I meant a little bit more to you"?
I thought I meant a little bit more?
No, this is so manipulative.
I haven't known Britani that long,
but I feel like she's a quintessential LDS girl,
born and bred to please a man.
That's the norm for like, this culture to be valuable.
But that's a very outdated way of thinking.
He's calling you bestie, instead of his love.
- You're right. - He's saying friendship
- instead of relationship. - Right.
And like, words mean everything.
You're amazing. You don't need a guy to fulfill your life.
Is it nice? Yeah, it's amazing, but you don't need it.
What he did behind my back was treasonous.
- It was treasonous. - Yeah.
- I also thought-- - That's the best word
- for it, treason. - Yes! You're right.
Cheers, guys.
When we walked in, I was talking to Todd,
and he was like, "Where are you guys?"
Because he worked here for like a hot second.
His first job out of college was with Miller Brewing Company.
Here in Milwaukee?
He was a packaging manager, not here,
but they sent him here for six months.
I mean, I wasn't even born. We're like, a second marriage,
way later in life, so I wouldn't live here with him.
[curious music]
Todd has had a whole life before I was even born.
Every once in a while, he'll say something to me,
you know, like they didn't have color TV when he was a child.
And I'm like, "What?!" You know what I mean.
I hope you enjoyed all the products
with some delicious Wisconsin cheese.
- We did. - Showcasing some
- of the Miller products. - The whole thing was amazing.
But have you heard about the ghost stories?
[spooky music]
There is a history of hauntings and ghost sightings.
[food crunches]
We can uh, we can learn a bit more about it
if we head over to the Miller Inn.
- Let's do it. - Let's go!
Can I stay here and crack open that Blue Moon?
Of course!
I don't believe in ghosts. Let's stay back.
I've heard enough ghost stories in my life.
- Let's do it. - It's kinda nice to get away
from the group just for a minute.
- I know. - I really like being
Laverne and Shirley. - I know.
- It's like the good old days. - Yeah.
I think our bartenders have a ghost story, so hang on.
So, is this your first time here in Milwaukee?
- Mm-hmm. Yeah. - Meredith's dad and my dad
are from Milwaukee. My dad used to live like,
a street across from Jeffrey Dahmer.
And one day, they were taping off the apartment
and they were bringing like, bags to the police cars.
And he said, I had no idea those were body parts.
And they were cooked. [Angie scoffs]
And that's like, the only thing I have tied with Milwaukee.
There is nothing these guys could tell us
that could top what Mary is saying right now.
Beyond creepy.
My dad did lie sometimes,
so I hope he didn't make that up.
So, you can see why I didn't come here.
- Yeah. - It's too much.
Have you tried the jam on the hard cheese?
No, no, no, I did not. Was it good?
Yeah.
You've planned a great trip. You did a great job.
- Thank you. - But like, there's uh,
something I've been wanting to talk to you about.
[tense music]
I was talking to Meredith yesterday.
And she said that people are talking about
Prism and your business.
In what way?
[choral vocalizing]
I was talking to Meredith yesterday at the casino
and she said that people are talking about Prism
and your business. Basically that you're like,
white labelling jewelry from China.
Everybody's talking about it.
Well, they need to stop, because that's really sh----.
That's my business. And there's nothing shady about it.
- It was a social media post. - Okay.
Actually, one of my business partner found it
and sent it to me. She goes,
"Do you think this is one of your friends?"
There is a social media account
that is accusing me of buying my jewelry from Alibaba.
And that is not true.
We buy from curated vendors.
That's called commerce.
It's not like Meredith is out there in the ocean
diving for her caviar.
Whoever said that, that's ----ed up.
I mean, what Meredith was saying feels like
the stuff that's out there would kill your brand.
Did she not ---ing learn her lesson
after last year? Stay out of DMs.
Stay out of documents.
Last year, Meredith nearly lost all of her friends
because she dug up DMs about Angie.
After you called her and told her to look in her DMs,
suddenly some documents appeared from a fake account.
That I'm in the Greek mafia?
Last year there was DMs going around about Lisa
with the SEC filing, and you're the one who brought
all that up. It's pretty obvious
that you're doing this behind the scenes.
I think that it's so embarrassing and shameless
that Meredith has gone back to her old tricks.
That is so ----ed up.
I think she's so pissed off
that I started a jewelry company.
She comes from a place of like, gatekeeping and fear.
She doesn't come from a place of abundance.
She's not ever supported my business.
Any time I have done something for my business,
she has not shown up.
It didn't feel like she was the source of the information.
Whether she's the source of the information.
I think you should ask her where she heard it.
Why is she ---ing talking about it?
If she was my friend, she'd call me and be like,
"Hey Whitney, did you see this?" Nope.
She's going to all of you to make me look bad
and discredit me. That is ----ed up.
I feel like you're pissed, but like, I--
- I'm not pissed at you. - Please, please don't
----ing say anything on the sprinter van.
- I won't say anything. - Just think about it, like,
you guys can talk about it later at a better time.
[upbeat music]
Woo!
Thank you.
All right.
Do you think we have any treats?
I know, I need some food.
Those are turkey sandwiches, but they were dry last night.
Some Kit-Kats. Let me grab this and some water.
The turkey sandwiches did not look--
- What's the Kit-Kat obsession? - I love Kit-Kats like no other.
[tense music]
Please, please don't say anything
on the sprinter van, the sprinter van...
[echoes repeating]
[call rings]
- Hi! - Hi, love.
- You look cute! - Thank you.
You, uh, didn't, you didn't come to Miller.
Which one of the traitors is it?
But you didn't tell me you were going curling.
Yeah, I mean, I would've liked a heads up,
but it's all good.
But hey, I just wanna let you know we're on our way back
and to get ready for Harley.
Can you have everyone start getting ready?
'Cause we have to leave at five.
Okay, bye.
Thank you.
Thank you for coming to the Miller Caves.
- That was awesome. - So, we have about an hour?
Yeah, we have about an hour.
- See you in an hour. - Okay, let's do it, ladies.
[energetic music]
We're back.
- Thank you. - Hi!
Oh my gosh, it's so cold out!
- Here we go. - Woo!
- Whitney, excited for tonight? - Woo!
It has been such a fun trip. A very, very fun trip.
It has been an amazing trip
until I found out that y'all are talking about my business.
[tense music]
It has been an amazing trip
until I found out that y'all are talking about my business.
[tense music]
Who?
It has been brought to my attention
that people are starting rumors
that I buy my pieces from Alibaba.
- Which is completely false. - I don't think anyone started
that rumor. I said that I saw it
and I told Heather that I felt badly about it
because I would have helped you.
If you were concerned,
why didn't you pick up the phone and call me?
Because you didn't want to discuss it with me.
- You had every opportunity. - How did you ever--
...to say, I'm starting something in your industry.
Do you have advice? Can you, anything!
You clearly didn't want my advice.
If there was something wrong with my business,
- I would come to you. - ...then there's nothing wrong
with your business! I didn't say there was or wasn't.
Do you feel like there's something wrong
with my business? - You came under fire
on social media and I felt badly that that was the case.
I'm not sitting here trying to figure out your business.
I'm worrying about my own, not yours.
Well, you're certainly talking about it.
Give them some space to do this.
I don't understand why you are concerned,
but you're talking to all of them and not me.
Because I really am not that concerned.
Oh Lord, have mercy.
Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah.
Blah, blah.
[imitates gabbing]
Like, what are we doing?
This is, this is a lot.
I need a Zen. Zenning or something.
This is a really cool night for me.
I'm a Harley Davidson girl.
I love it. They've opened up the museum.
- They don't do this. - Oh, my God.
We're having a dinner inside. So, can we put a pin in this.
We worked up an appetite. We deserve food.
- Yes. - We deserve dinner!
- Woo! - Thank you, madam.
[energetic rock music]
- This is like, amazing. - Oh my gosh!
Milwaukee is home to Harley Davidson,
and I am a die-hard Harley girl.
I have ridden my entire life.
We own Harleys. We ride Harleys. We go to Sturgis.
So, it's cool for me to share
my love of motorcycles with my friends.
- How are you guys? - Good, how are you?
- Welcome. - I'm Whitney.
- Hi, Whitney. Bill Davidson. - Nice to meet you.
- I feel like I'm in front of...
[angelic chant] Oh!
[laughs] Thank you.
I am meeting the modern day prophet of Harley Davidson.
- Welcome, you guys. - Thank you.
This is so exciting to have you here as our guests.
It's like I'm in the temple eating dinner.
- The company started in 1903. - Oh my gosh.
My great-grandfather William,
my two great-uncles, Walter and Arthur,
and then, their good friend Bill Harley,
developed the first motorcycle that Harley built.
So, we have 120 motorcycles,
'cause we've been in existence for 121 years.
That's amazing.
I love the colored ones.
The whole evolution, right?
I like that little blue, teal color.
- Yeah. - This is just like
the nail salon with all the colors.
[women laugh]
I stay surprised at the way these women choose to act.
Like, it was a full on assault on the sprinter van.
- This is like, amazing. - Oh my gosh!
- Mary wore the right shoes. - I know, right?
For real.
And now they're on their best behavior.
They're acting like ladies.
It took the Harley Davidson Museum
to bring out the classy sides of these hos.
Like, I don't, we are in the upside down right now.
Like, what is happening? [laughs]
Well, we've prepared an awesome dinner,
and we have gift bags for you at the table.
- Thank you so much. - So, let's head that way.
- Thank you. - This is so fun.
- Can we give you a hug? - Sure.
Sure, sure, I'm a hugger. Thank you.
You made this happen. Truly incredible.
Oh my gosh, this is like, amazing.
Well, cheers to Whitney.
This has been such a great trip so far.
- Cheers. - To Milwaukee.
- Yay! - Thank you.
[giggles]
[tense music]
- Yeah, so... - Well, that was wonderful.
I uh, I wanted to give
everyone one of my custom designs.
I really, whether you want it or not,
want to gift it to you all.
- Thank you. - I wanted to gift
these to you earlier, but then it's like,
I found out that you're all talking about it,
so that's why I was emotional.
So, Meredith,
I just think that if you truly cared,
you'd pick up the phone and call me.
And not talk about what was out there.
You're making this into something much bigger.
It was, it was something I said I felt badly about. That was it.
- Yeah, yeah. - Didn't I say that to you
- when you brought it up to me? - Bottom line, listen.
I feel like I started the conversation.
I'm talking, I'm talking to Meredith.
She had a conversation with me and I actually
- said that to her. - I'm talking to you,
so please don't pull other people in.
Can we keep this between you and I?
Let me help you out. You're turning it into
- something bigger than it was. - I don't need your help.
I think you need some help because you're off,
you're saying something that's not true.
You're making it something it's not.
No, stop steamrolling me. Stop steamrolling me.
Oh, my God. Are we gonna do that?
Should I talk like you?
- Let me help you out. - I don't need your help.
You're making it something it's not.
No, stop steamrolling me. Stop steamrolling me.
Oh, my God, are we gonna do that? Should I talk like you?
Well, let's not mock each other.
It's awful being attacked online.
Awful having people say things about you.
But what I'm mad about is that y'all talked about it
and didn't talk to me directly.
That's called gossip.
Whitney, Whitney, you did the same thing to me.
You and Angie talked to Meredith about me.
And that is also gossip.
I've worked really hard on this friendship with Meredith.
I don't need you guys
going to her and saying, do you trust her?
Do you think she's your friend?
Uh, I'm feeling steamrolled by you.
I love that this is your keyword,
- you two, steamroll. - Yeah, Whitney.
- 'Cause that's what you do. - Steamroll, steamroll.
Like, you feel steamrolled when I come to you with facts.
Is that what you feel steamrolled by?
Lisa, Lisa, listen, I don't hear anything from you
since I left your event,
because I voiced my opinion about...
And it didn't match how you felt about Whitney.
We went to lunch and I told you I don't care
if you back Whitney. I know you back Whitney.
What got me upset
is you meddling in my friendship with Meredith.
I'm not meddling in your friendship with Whitney!
I don't care that you sided with Whitney.
That's your opinion. I don't care that you're friends
- with her, but you're saying-- - You do.
I don't care! I don't give a [bleep]!
- ...at your event-- - I say exactly what I mean!
No, I care that you went to her with stuff
I said to you in confidence, and I said you just
changed our relationship.
Did you tell Whitney about our conversation
that you had with me and Heather?
I talked to her about part of it, yes.
Well, then, you know how I feel about this right now?
I am isolated. Don't ---ing do that to me.
You don't like that I'm not just doing
whatever you want me to do.
I don't give a [bleep] what you do!
- Yes, you do! - Don't do that to me,
- you ---ing bitch! - I didn't turn my ---ing back
on you, and I'm ---ing pissed at you!
- My loyal ---ing friend. - She never said anything to me.
She gave, you [bleep], you verbatimally said
- the same thing. - You're a ----ing bitch.
I've never said....
You've been a ---ing bitch to me at times.
- You've kept me up at night. - Okay.
- You treat me like sh--. - You know what you did?
You called me every ---ing day and then I told you exactly
how you made me feel what you did to me.
And you couldn't deny it. And I was like,
I need a break from you, and you needed a break from me.
I don't think you've been a good friend to me lately.
I am a good friend. I've been loyal.
I've been there for her 24-7.
It's never enough for Lisa.
She wants you to say yes, Lisa. You're right, Lisa.
And have zero opinion that doesn't align
with what she's thinking. I don't put any conditions
on her and I don't want any conditions put on me.
Go hang out with everybody but me.
I'm here. Where were you this morning?
That's what you do when you have to get away
from having a conversation with me.
After you call me.
[tense music]
Let's not bring kids into this.
I'm not bringing kids into it.
It's her excuse to get off from me.
If I hang up, it's 'cause I'm a responsible mother
that pays attention to my child.
[scoffs]
Give me some water. Thank you.
I spend breakfast, lunch, and dinner
on the phone with Lisa.
I've taken away time with my daughter
to listen to her, to be on the phone with her.
And that's what I get in return?
Wow.
For me not having a mom, being a present mother
is my number one goal in life.
So, for her to make that dig at me
and hit me where it hurts the most,
it's an all new low for her.
It's very emotional.
And you do love each other.
[curious music]
Okay, everyone, I have an announcement.
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh.
Jared and I, we are officially...
- broken up! - I love this. Yay.
- You guys. - I had this epiphany.
L'chaim!
Epiphany?
I've heard about this epiphany before.
I literally woke up in the middle of the night
like, ding!
I know exactly what I need to do.
The thing is though, Meili, I woke up in the middle
of the night with an epiphany.
I just need to not date anyone.
I had this epiphany. I seriously laid there
- for like, two hours. - Did you call him
and tell him this epiphany in the middle of the night?
Did you wake him and say, "You're done, bro!"
I didn't.
No.
He's been blowing up my phone since last night.
But I listened to y'all,
and I have to say, like, last night
was really impactful for me.
- Really? - Yes.
I didn't think you were listening.
I literally thought she was gonna go in her bedroom
- and call Jared. - I didn't think she heard
anything we said. That's why I went to bed.
It's just like, the next five minutes.
[clock ticking]
They're gonna be back together.
Watch and see. And you know what?
I want my, I want my five minutes back. 'K?
I just don't think if we're ever going to work out,
- it's not going to be now. - No.
Like, Lisa asked you last night,
she said like, what are the things you like about him?
- Mm-hmm. - You said you guys
are best friends. I still don't, I don't know that I totally
understand what's so special about him
- that he's your best friend. - He's an Osmond,
- first of all. He's royalty. - Is it because he's an Osmond?
Is it because he's an Osmond? - No, of course not.
I met him. That man walks into a room.
- He leads with Osmond. - He does.
He signs the deals with Osmond.
People wanna know he lives on Osmond Lane.
- Does he live on Osmond Lane? - Okay, but do you love it?
- He grew up on Osmond Lane. - Do you wanna live
- on Osmond Lane? - No.
It's this gated lane in Provo
with really pretty houses on it.
And in the 90s, if you lived on Osmond Lane,
you had cash. But like,
I don't even think Donny and Marie lived on it.
- Are you in love with him? - Yes, I am in love with him.
Are you in love with him or are you in love with...
Osmond?
I think you should worry about
- your own marriage, Bronwyn. - Oh. Oh, snap.
I don't have a ton to worry about.
How is it that you and... What's your husband's name?
Girl, you did not just tell me to worry about
my marriage and don't even know my husband's name.
[Heather scoffs]
Every relationship is messy,
and you have such strong opinions, so just tell me,
why did you choose your husband?
- So, his name is Todd. - Okay.
He and I both were having lunch by ourselves,
and he was talking to me, and I thought
he was hysterically funny.
Were you interested in him because of his money?
Well, I had Google Financed his ass
before I met him randomly at a bar one day for lunch,
so yes, I was only interested in the money, Britani.
Hey, well you asked me about the Osmond thing.
Yeah, and it's a fair question.
It's a fair question we get all the time.
- What's the age gap? - We are 26 years apart.
Wow. Are you attracted to him?
Am I physically attracted to my husband?
Oh, Lord.
Because he has money,
or because we have an age difference?
- Both. - 'Cause that feels like
- a real... - Both.
Are you attracted to him?
Am I physically attracted to my husband?
Yes.
That feels like a real low blow.
The gold digger, evil stepmother,
it's truly boring for me when someone says this.
If Britani wanted to say that I'm on my third nose
and that is vain, yes, bitch, it is.
I am on my third nose.
That would be a read that I'm like, bravo.
This bitch truly came to play today.
When I met Todd,
I was working in finance myself.
And if Todd and I got divorced tomorrow,
I would not have access to most of the stuff Todd has
because Todd and I are genuinely in a real relationship
that does include a physical attraction,
it includes a mental attraction. It includes a best friendship.
And I wouldn't take Todd to the cleaners,
which is why we don't have a prenup.
[tense music]
see what Britani's doing.
She's doing the classic stereotype,
Bronwyn is a gold digger, and I don't like it.
That has happened to me. I've been accused of being
a gold digger because Justin's 18 years older than me.
And it's not true. You love who you love.
And it's really frustrating because it tends to happen
from people who kind of really want what you have.
Does anyone else have a question
about my husband's dick or how I enjoy it.
Wait, wait, wait, yeah I do. So, wait.
No prenup? No prenup?
Because like, no prenup at all?
We do not have a prenup.
But that seems like he's such a savvy businessman.
He would not marry someone without a prenup.
There might be a premarital asset.
Like, that's their business.
Todd is such a savvy businessman
that do you think my snarky, lame ass hoodwinked him?
Todd is so successful, he has all these assets
to protect and he didn't see that I was coming
as a gold digger? There is something genuine
between Todd and I, and he sees it.
Leave it alone.
Look, to me, this is all very personal information.
Like, Seth and I chose to get a post-nup
when things were a little dicey.
We don't know. Perhaps he gave it all
to his first wife. Who knows?
Tonight has been wild and all over the place, but...
No, it was fun. It was wonderful.
We still have some things to figure out, whatever.
But are you ready to go see a drag show?
- Yes! - Let's go see queens.
Milwaukee!
Let's go be with the real queens.
Okay. If you want to change for the drag show,
you have to change here.
Okay, let's go.
Ooh! I don't have shoes. This time I'm gonna
- freeze my little toes off. - She's a cold dog!
[laughs]
This is couture.
I was in Milan when this walked down the runway,
and I was like, "It will be mine."
And you would think that this is embarrassing me,
and I am embarrassed. I am not.
So cold down here.
The heart coat that's, that's fashion.
Hot diggity dog.
But the hotdog outfit, that's costume.
Who's ready for a gay bar?
[all cheer]
[cheering continues]
Let's go, baby, we've got this.
Oh Lord, have mercy. Be with me.
I have to make sure I'm on the ground.
Are there some people here to come visit?
[women cheering]
I know, it's a big line. Come on.
Here we go!
Right this way, ladies.
[crowd cheering loudly]
See you in there. Come find us on the dance floor.
My love and fascination for drag
started when I was a little girl.
[crowd cheering]
Milwaukee!
I think I was about eight years old.
I was in Palm Springs with my dad,
and a drag queen walked down the street.
And you know, being like, a little sheltered,
Utah, Mormon girl, that was like, shocking to me.
Thank you for allowing me to bring
a few of my closest friends.
[crowd cheers] My fascination with drag
really began, and then I started seeking it out.
Put that money in the tip jar.
Because drag shows bring the community together
and it's a safe place for people to express themselves
and express love. And I just love supporting drag queens.
Always have.
We love you, Whitney Rose!
We're gonna have a dance-off.
[crowd cheers]
So, I'm gonna need all my besties up on stage with me.
[cheering continues]
[upbeat music]
All right, first up,
Lisa Barlow!
[crowd cheers]
All right, next up, Britani!
Angie Katsanevas!
[cheering]
Come on, Angie!
Queen! Queen! Queen! Queen!
You know, we've definitely had our moments on this trip.
Go Mary! Go Mary! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
Mary! Mary!
But the truth is, we've had a great time
and we've made all of our Milwaukee dreams come true.
Mary! Mary!
And we did it our way.
Laverne and Shirley would be proud.
[crowd cheers]
Next time on the Real Housewives
of Salt Lake City.
Three, two, one, go!
Woo! Oh, my God!
Why did I wear white?
I don't let my daughter game
'til two in the morning like Lisa.
That's a ----ing low blow.
I don't think I deserved to get broken up with via text.
What you did might have ruined it forever.
You're not even his girlfriend!
Stay out of it.