[mysterious instrumental folk music]
[doorbell chimes]
[footsteps thudding]
Get over here!
- How are you? - Good to see you.
Come on, I've got a job for you.
How can I help?
What we're doing is we're
summoning these ladies
for a little sit-down with the boss.
We can do that.
This thing that I have
with my friends
is not always copacetic.
I've had my eye on them for a while.
And let me tell you, no one is innocent.
[music resumes]
[Heather shrieks]
I did not [beep].
This is so [beep] up.
We'll get them taken care of as soon as possible.
But they are like family.
Take care. Good to see you.
And there's nothing more important
than family.
So, I'm gonna make them an offer they can't refuse.
An invitation to my 25th wedding anniversary party.
[siren wails]
The theme?
Meredith thinks you're in the Greek Mafia.
Mob wives.
[sirens wailing]
[upbeat music]
[doorbell chimes]
Hi.
What is this?
Is that my best picture?
Oh, my gosh, that's funny.
Who was that?
One of Angie's hitmen.
Boss lady summons you at their anniversary party.
Wow, you got invited.
I know, I'm shocked.
So am I. [laughs]
I know.
I mean, it's nice that she invited me
because I thought we were better friends
than how it feels lately.
Yeah. Have you guys had any type of phone calls
or texts or anything since Milwaukee?
No. This is like,
the most communication we've had since that party.
Yeah.
You know, Angie and I were super close for years,
and now, I don't even know what this friendship is anymore.
It's like I'm talking sh-- about you behind your back.
She said my daughter needs me.
Like, she's just not in the room playing video games.
That's a - ing low blow.
And then I'm gonna invite you to my party?
It's like a total mind [bleep].
She basically inferred that I was a bad mom.
And that all you do is game.
And we don't pay any attention to you.
You're a great mom.
Thanks, Henry.
No, that's okay, I'm not into boxing.
Get a ring.
[Lisa laughs]
That's what I do with some of my friends.
Oh, no. What?
Uh...
You know, there's a part of me that wants to go
because it's a big deal.
I just don't know how I feel right now.
Well, you can think about it.
Yeah.
[gasps] We need to FaceTime Jack.
[rhythmic music]
[call rings]
[family laughs]
Oh, my gosh. Hi.
Hey, dude.
Yo!
Hey, what are you doing? It looks pretty.
Like, your backdrop is so pretty.
Oh, my gosh, it looks so good.
Are you feeling good?
How are you feeling?
Wipe the ketchup off.
Jack, we got your PET scan back and it looks amazing.
Jack's been having some health issues
so I'm going through a lot right now.
I just want him better, like you know.
I'll bet it's taking everything you have not to fly down there.
Oh, I'm sorry, Lisa.
Jack's still going for weekly testing
because they haven't figured out exactly what the problem is,
but we've ruled out a lot of bad things,
which makes me super happy and less stressed.
But I mean, this is like, the worst time
to be criticizing my parenting
when I'm trying to do my best
with my kid that's a million miles away.
You know I stress about you. Like,
I get so worried so keep us posted.
Jack, don't worry, me and Dad do, too.
Aw.
All right, love you.
I love you.
I love you, Jack.
Te quiero mucho. Te quiero mucho.
Enjoy that burger.
[Lisa chuckles]
[gentle tense music]
- Thank you very much. - You're welcome.
Hey, Meredith.
Hi. How are you?
- Hangin' in there. - Yeah?
Thank you for meeting me.
Yeah.
I do have reservations meeting with Whitney
because of her coming after me and attacking me wrongfully.
Do you feel like there's something wrong
with my business?
I'm not sitting here trying
to figure out your business.
Well, you're certainly talking about it.
But I want to give her a chance
to maybe acknowledge her wrongdoings at some point,
but if she doesn't, she doesn't. C'est la vie.
I um, I just, I'll just jump right in.
I wanna apologize for going so hard on you in Milwaukee.
- Um... - Hi, ladies.
How we doing?
Good, how are you?
How are you?
I'm good. I'm Candice.
Gonna take care of you guys tonight.
I'm actually gonna do your lager.
Grey Goose splashed with soda, please.
Okay, perfect, I'll be right back.
Thank you.
Since Milwaukee, I am starting to see a different picture
so I wanna apologize
for not giving you the benefit of the doubt.
I appreciate you, you know, apologizing.
I appreciate your accountability.
Because that post was so small
and I already knew about it,
it felt like someone was intentionally trying
to bring it up to hurt me.
I have to wonder who you think is trying to hurt you.
[tense music plays briefly]
I think it's Lisa.
How?
I reached out to someone who knows that account.
And had them see if they could find out
for me who tipped her off.
And verbally confirmed that it's Lisa Barlow.
After I went on the podcast and talked about Lisa,
Lisa is the one who brought this up to the group behind my back.
Did you see that?
The social media posts
about her jewelry being off of Alibaba?
Yeah.
Lisa is the one
who left the sunray in Milwaukee.
And then, I got verbal confirmation
that Lisa planted the article.
And then I say, "Does this person have a liquor brand?"
And they said, "Yes."
And I was like, "Oh, my God."
It hurts.
I would just keep an open mind
and make sure you're dealing with real, credible sources
who don't have some other agenda. You know?
I am.
Well, I think you should talk to her.
I don't want to be in the middle of this.
I don't want any part of this.
And it just feels like
Whitney wants to rally me against Lisa
because she feels like,
well, Lisa did that to you in the past
so you'll do that to her now.
It doesn't work that way.
What I don't wanna see happen
is you go down this path with her
and then you come to find out it's not her.
It's not her. Yeah, no, that, I get that.
One would hope it's not true
but all signs are pointing to her.
[upbeat music]
Hi.
Where you been?
[slurring] I was at a friend's house.
When did you start not answering your phone?
I, I called you and you did not answer.
Uh, it must have not went through.
The phone didn't go through?
[tense music]
Robert Jr. has changed, big time
since this girl's came into his life.
Why am I hearing rumors that you're married?
[Robert Jr. scoffs]
Is it true?
I mean, kinda, yeah.
[teary] Sorry.
I'm having company so just try not to reappear.
He doesn't listen to me like he used to.
I feel like he leans more towards her.
I wanna be that person that he comes to
if he needs someone to talk to. I have his best interests.
Next time I call you, answer your phone.
I will.
- So I don't worry. - I will.
Love you too, baby.
I also feel like it's a blessing that he's home
because I do worry about him.
And I, I, I'm thankful that I can see him every day
as opposed to him being somewhere else,
not knowing what he's doing.
Like, he's at home.
And you know, it's always safety at home.
[doorbell chimes]
Bronwyn, hi!
Hi!
Come in. It's freezing cold.
It's so cold, I know.
Are you not cold
in this beautiful outfit?
I am. Oh, sorry.
I brought you a very small, casual... [laughs]
So, beautiful.
That's my favorite.
Oh, good. That makes me
so happy to hear.
I love orchids. Orchids.
I had champagne for you.
Yay, look at me guessing right.
I know.
Isn't that gorgeous? Thank you.
Yeah, of course. Okay, and it goes...
And look at this beautiful house.
Everything's so white and pristine.
Thank you.
I have so many dogs, Mary.
This would be trashed if this was my house.
Don't say that.
[dogs barking]
You little stinker. Air jail for you.
Come on. Oh, oh, there we go.
Oh, my gosh, Mary!
Okay, did we just become best friends?
I have a blue kitchen, too.
[laughs]
As soon as I saw Mary
in that white Dolce & Gabbana coat
on the very first night I met her,
I felt this connection.
She has what it takes to be friends with me.
I love your coat.
You know I love yours 'cause I have the same one.
I love that. That's so cool.
We are gonna get along just fine, Mary.
I love Mary's house. I would move in.
What you been doing? What you been up to?
Um, you know what? I don't know how fast news travels
in this group of ladies.
When we were coming home from Milwaukee,
Lisa and I were just chatting at the airport
and kinda stumbled on, um...
the fact that she is very close friends
with my daughter's grandparents.
But my daughter doesn't know her grandparents on her dad's side.
She's never met them. So, that's a little--
Really?
My mom, he's never met my mom.
He's never met your mom?
He's never met my dad.
My dad passed, too.
Robert went to a good school.
Every year, they would have grandparents' day
and every grandparents' day, he would wake me up
and say, "Mom, can I please stay home today?"
Of course. Of course. It's hard to be the only one.
Yeah, I understand that with Gwen, too, mm-hmm.
They're dead. So--
He didn't have anybody to bring.
So, you and your mom are not close.
- No. - Okay, okay.
My mom is all about herself.
It's about her, and her needs,
and her wants, and what's going on in her life.
Okay.
My mom wasn't present.
She never bought food.
It wasn't like we couldn't afford the food.
She just didn't buy it.
We would have like, stuff like cabbage in the fridge,
and like, cranberry juice.
Things that didn't match.
And I just wanted a bowl of cereal.
So I didn't, I was gonna make sure that Robert
always had his needs met, because I didn't have that.
I didn't have that, so...
But I don't judge him.
Mm-hmm.
I'm dealing with things
with him right now, but...
he's still my baby.
The thing that I learned with Robert,
you always have to be real with your kids.
You have to tell 'em like it is. It toughens 'em.
Okay, well can you raise me that way, Mary,
because I feel like I'm getting some funky energy
from people and I don't know how to give it back funky.
So, maybe walk me through it.
Right, just mirror them.
It's a vibe.
I don't know.
I am excited about Angie's party, though.
But I'm also a little nervous, though.
It'll be the first time I see Heather and I'm in a very...
I'm like on the cusp of being done with the bullsh--.
Can I say bull bullsh-- in your house, Mary?
I know it's a house of God here.
[angelic chant]
And then I saw Lisa,
and she told me that Heather repeated something
to her about Angie.
I guess Angie's upset and like, made a dig at how,
like, I'm a bad mom, apparently. I was really upset.
There's a lot of discussion about who said what.
And it's never nice. And a lot of that time it's Heather.
What I do know about Heather, she can be two-faced,
and I've called it from day one. Like I went...
ziplining the other day with Heather and Lisa.
And it, it's brought up.
She's kinda being snarky
about Lisa behind her back.
She said I'm a bad mom.
She insinuated I'm a bad mom.
When Heather told me, I cried.
That's kinda two-faced, Heather.
Why would Heather tell Lisa
something rude that Angie said about her?
And why do you think that's okay?
You got two faces and you need to work on that
because I don't do two-faced people.
I need one face at one time.
Heather leads with lies. Like, I don't even care
if your truth is ugly, just don't lie.
I just think Angie should know, you know.
Like, I would wanna know if somebody was mad at me
about something I didn't know they knew, right?
Yeah. I feel like once you become--
[phone rings]
Really? My phone's ringing?
Mary, do you have a landline?
In the Year of Our Lord 2024, you have a landline?
I have a landline.
Who calls you on a landline?
Somebody's calling.
[both laugh]
Coming up.
You know what, the last time that we left each other,
you texted me and said you loved me.
That's the last time I heard from you.
I do love you, Lisa.
That's why this - ing hurts so bad.
I didn't do it to you!
[angelic music]
[Greek folk music]
I wish I had you guys 25 years ago on my wedding day.
Can you imagine how much better I would have looked?
I mean, I did my own makeup.
[gasps] Hi. You gonna rally for tonight?
Girl power, huh?
Please never say that again.
What should I say instead of girl power?
What's the new thing? Baddie?
Ah!
- Oh, no. I'm sorry. - Please don't say that.
[upbeat music]
What are you thinking?
You've got so many different options.
She said mob wives.
I don't know, I kinda love
this little dress with a fur.
Okay.
This little Vauthier thing
with like, a really sick fur.
Okay.
Bought this little Dolce dress.
That is little.
I could do that with a fur.
And then I love this little Gucci dress.
With a fur, right?
- With a fur. - Gotta have a fur.
[upbeat music]
Just give me a fierce, mob wife kinda bitch vibe.
Yeah, I freaking have to see Lisa Barlow, though.
I'm kinda nervous.
Things have gotten to a new low of nastiness.
And... I'm gonna stay as far away as I can.
'Cause you know Justin's gonna be there.
He'll get distracted with the guys.
And there's nothing worse
than a husband jumping into a fight.
You can handle it.
I got it.
[upbeat music]
Hey, guys. How are ya?
- Nice seeing ya. - Welcome, welcome.
Look at these mobsters.
Wow, you guys look amazing. Look at you!
So do you, wow.
Oh, my goodness, movie stars.
Welcome, hey everyone.
Coming?
[Greek folk music]
You know what he said about me at my wedding?
He said, "I knew Angie $25,000 ago."
[all laugh]
Hi, there's honey, my honey pot. Look at you.
Oh, my gosh, you look gorgeous.
Hey, hey.
Wow! Mary!
Look at you!
Oh, my God, look at you! I am so proud.
Hi.
You look gorgeous.
Oh, my, I don't wanna get any makeup...
Very under dressed.
I didn't realize it was black-tie mobster.
You look gorgeous.
I was going for like, my Todd-father died
and I'm still mourning him mobster.
[music continues]
Happy anniversary!
Hi, how are you? Mwah!
Thank you so much.
You're so sweet. Thank you, Heather.
It's a punch bowl. [laughs]
Every Greek needs a punch bowl.
We're wearing kind of matching hair.
We are. You look gorgeous.
[tense music]
Hi there.
Hi, how are you?
Glad you could make it.
Thank you for including me.
Come on in.
Shawn, I'm seeing this different side of Meredith.
You know how I feel about that.
I know.
The last thing I would want is to look over
and see Meredith in the corner.
Yeah, I know.
You know, she created havoc for us.
I just want us to move forward.
Well, I'll support it
but maybe we do hire security
so if she starts sh--, I can say, "Security."
Security.
Kick her ass out.
[scoffs]
Thanks for including me.
- Yeah, of course. - I appreciate it.
Of course.
Hi, Meredith. Thank you for coming.
You look so mafia and gorgeous.
After last year when it was made abundantly clear
that I would not be welcome in the Katsanevas home.
Meredith was alluding to the fact that
she could destroy our family and that you actually um, like men.
She's not welcome in this home.
I don't wanna be around her at all.
I'm surprised that I was invited this year.
I guess this is a step forward.
But I will say that mob wives is a strange theme to me
to celebrate your anniversary.
I don't really see it as an expression of love.
But I guess this is how she celebrates her "family."
Cheers to new beginnings together.
Making it smoother sailing. Which we have to talk about.
You've gotta deal with Lisa. Like, have to talk to her.
You have to.
I will. I'm planning on it.
Cheers to that.
Let's get that done.
I'll feel a lot better.
I don't like being like,
in the middle of that, you know?
Yeah, I know.
And you'll feel better.
Yeah, I...
We'll all feel better.
Trust me, I do not like this feeling.
[tense music]
Welcome, welcome.
Thank you.
- What's goin' on? - Oh, my gosh, so cute.
Well, there she is. Speaking of the devil.
Oh, there you go.
Good to see you, Shawn.
Welcome, welcome.
- What's goin' on? - Oh, my gosh, so cute!
There she is. Speaking of the devil.
Oh, there you go.
Good to see you, Shawn.
Hi!
Hi, Barlows.
How are you?
We're all in black.
Are you wearing Versace?
Um, Mugler.
Oh, yeah, Mugler. Love it.
But Whitney's in Versace.
Me too.
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
Oh, my gosh, hi.
What's going on? Good to see you.
You look gorgeous.
With Lisa and I, it's a little awkward right now.
Hi, John.
But as friends for 15 years,
it would have been wrong for me not to include her
in my anniversary celebration.
And I really would have been hurt had she not shown up.
Like, it would have been the beginning of the end for us.
How are you? Are you Shawn?
- Yeah. - I'm Britani.
It's so nice to meet you.
- Oh, who's that? - Oh, it's cash.
This is Aaron.
Nice to meet you.
That's Aaron. I know him.
He's my friend. Who's he with?
That's Britani?
Hi, Aaron, hi!
- Hey. - Hi.
We know each other.
Hi, it's good to see you.
You look great.
This is dapper.
How do you guys know each other?
We met a little while back.
Aaron is someone that I met on a dating app
while Jared and I were broken up.
This is Aaron.
So, in times like this, when Jared and I are broken up,
I wipe away a tear, hit the next button,
and then start dating immediately.
Sometimes three a night. I mean, I'm a busy lady.
Aaron and I go way back.
Oh, do you really?
Like five or six years.
Yeah. We've kissed.
Yeah. [producer gasps]
I did not know they knew each other.
Well, it's Salt Lake City.
There's only so many options.
We've all mistletoe kissed.
Exactly.
Salt Lake City
is very, very small.
We've all made out with each other.
Some more than making out.
But you move fast.
Excuse me, hi Jared. How are you?
No, no, no, no.
This is Aaron.
- Oh. Okay. - Yeah.
Hi Aaron, nice to meet you.
- You too. - Okay.
Okay.
Who's Aaron?
Who is that guy that's with Britani?
His name is Aaron.
No, it's not, it's Jared.
Wait, is it really?
I don't know what Jared looks like.
His name is Jared.
He's Jared Osmond.
Aaron is who he was.
He's right behind you. Turn around.
That's his name. Ask him. Ask him.
I'm not gonna ask him.
I'm gonna look him up.
That's him!
Is that the same guy?
- I'm so happy you're here. - Me too.
That is not the same guy.
Look at that. That's a different person.
[glasses clinking]
Hi, everyone.
We wanted to welcome you
to our 25th wedding anniversary celebration.
[all cheer]
So, I got married to Shawn when I was 25.
We're still standing 25 years later.
Through some little rumors and nastiness,
but it's all good.
[scattered laughter]
Shawn's really been there for me.
He reminded me a lot of my dad.
Just wanna say congratulations
and I love you both.
Thank you.
And, uh...
[guests clap]
You know when I first met Shawn.
[laughs]
I was kind of... you know.
You were apprehensive.
He had long hair and earrings.
Kinda looked like a hippie, you know,
and I was from the old school.
But, uh, he turned out to be one of my best son-in-laws.
Thank you.
25 years is a long time.
Most couples don't make it that long.
But I gave you my blessing
and that's why you're still together and doing so well.
Thank you.
So, we'll, uh,
drink to the next 25.
And I'll be here to make a speech again.
- Cheers! - Right on.
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you.
Love you,
Dad. Growing up, my dad was my safe place.
You know, especially after my mom passed away.
He just kept going.
He stayed strong for us.
He was committed to raising all these children on his own
and giving us a good, solid life.
He really set the bar high
for what I should look for in a husband.
[both laugh happily]
[intriguing music]
Meili! Hi.
Oh, my god, welcome to my wedding.
You look gorgeous.
Hi, baby. You look so good.
You raised an incredible daughter.
Happy anniversary. I'm excited for you guys.
This is a big deal.
You're on your way to 25, so.
Ah, I don't know if we're getting to 25.
Hopefully, I get to celebrate yours with you.
You will. Of course you will.
- Our anniversary was this week. - I know.
So, you're getting an invitation to something.
I don't wanna overshadow your big day.
- No, no, no. - Okay.
'Cause I wanna tell you something.
So, you and I have been honest with each other.
- Yeah. - Of course.
Lisa and I saw each other and she mentioned
she was very hurt that Heather had told her something
that maybe you said to Heather.
I wanna make sure I get this story correct.
I think you made a comment about Lisa's parenting to Heather?
[tense music]
Lisa's very hurt that Heather had told her something
that maybe you said to Heather?
I wanna make sure I get this story correct.
But I think you made a comment
about Lisa's parenting to Heather.
I didn't say she wasn't a good mom.
Okay. Okay.
So, I don't know where your situation with Lisa is
but I do feel like Heather starts little fires
and then kinda backs away and let, watches them burn.
I don't appreciate that Heather did that.
She fully is like, up Lisa's ass right now
and she's staying there.
Well, if she understood that you felt sad about your friendship
- with Lisa breaking down. - Yeah.
She wouldn't be fueling that breakdown
by taking one thing you said that felt spicy
and running to Lisa with it.
- Yes. - She wouldn't.
No. No.
I don't like that Heather's been talking
behind Angie's back.
Especially when Heather has hung me out to dry
for everything that's come out of my mouth.
It did feel like she was pushing that,
pushing you two not getting along.
So, I think everybody should pay for what they've said.
You know, I need to talk to Heather.
I would wanna know what someone said about me
and I'd rather talk to them directly.
[dark Greek folk music]
[Britani giggles]
You're cute.
Hi. I just wanna make sure that we're good.
- Yeah, we're good. - After our last conversation.
- Yeah. Are you good? - Yeah.
I mean, I wasn't mad at you.
I know, I know. I know that we had a really tense moment
in the canyon and I was really upset
that Jared and I had broken up
'cause of the whole FaceTime thing and the text thing.
I don't understand why you would be mad at me
because Jared's upset with you
because we called him out for his bad behavior.
Yeah, but I just want to be in a good space with him
where I can at least be friends.
And what you did might have ruined it forever.
I think it needed to happen, Britani.
Like, reading his messages,
I felt like he was being so manipulative.
It reminded me of my ex, like that I was engaged
to three different times, and I'm like,
I don't want you to have to go through that.
- Hey, Mary. - Hi.
What are you guys talking about?
You. We were talking about you.
Just kidding. I'm kidding.
Talking about how fabulous your outfit is.
We're talking about, I love a good Cuban link.
No, we're just talking about--
Are we good? 'Cause I feel like you like were like,
jumping in on me for a second too.
- When? - I hated it.
When we went ziplining.
No. This is just my thing, Lisa.
Like, if I get into it with somebody,
you're automatically gonna take that person's side.
You champion body positivity and now that's a lie, too.
Why are we saying she's a liar
because she said body positivity is a lie.
She didn't say I was lying about it.
No, I felt for Heather in the moment
because I feel like you were bringing up stuff
that like, really hurt her.
It's not jiving with me that she's leaving trails of lies.
But I think she felt hurt.
And she was trying to express that to you.
What are you guys talking about, sorry?
I was just saying, we were talking about our conversation
- when we went ziplining. - About me?
Yeah.
Everywhere you drop
and everywhere you stop, it's a lie.
That's extremely hurtful.
Okay, well I'm not saying it to hurt you.
Then stop doing it.
Extremely hurtful. No you----ing tell me
when I've lied.
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.
So, if I tell you the truth, facts of you on you,
you say it's a lie, so what's the point?
We're not gonna speak on the truth right now, okay?
Don't push me. I have been a good friend to you.
Don't push me. You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You guys, you guys, wait a minute.
Take it to God. Ask God who's a liar.
- God knows. - Yeah, he does know,
and he knows all about you.
What in the [bleep] is going on over there?
What a disaster.
Whatever I say behind your back,
I say it to your face.
That's not honorable to say
horrible, mean things to my face.
- Did I do that? - I do.
I don't do that.
And, and that's fine.
Name a time that I've been bad to you.
Name a time you've been good to me.
Arguing with Mary is like arguing with the Mormon church.
You're gonna get gaslit,
they're gonna tell you what you're saying is not true,
and they're gonna tell you they never hurt you.
I don't do things to you guys.
But she's been horrible to me and I didn't forget.
Can I just express how I feel and you just accept it?
I mean, I thought we were in a good place.
Then you came at me ziplining like I, like all these things
that you felt like it was pent up and I,
it just came outta left field.
And I thought we were in such a good place.
All I'm saying--
- I really did. - All I'm saying is how I feel.
Do you feel like you've said everything you need to say
to both me and Heather.
Yeah, I guess. I got it out.
- Should we do a group hug? - Yeah.
[dark Greek folk music]
[chuckles] Maybe high fives.
[chuckles]
- Oh, love you. - I love your presence. Hi, hi.
You sound crinkly and gorgeous.
Oh, love this.
Woo. That was a big argument.
Made my feet start hurting.
Women.
I think I'm okay with Heather now.
I mean, I could keep going
but I'm not. I'm gonna let it go.
[laughs]
- Hi, cheers. - Hi, what's up?
Thanks for coming.
I'm glad you're here.
But I'm kind of a little confused.
Bronwyn just pulled me aside.
Tried to basically make me think
that you are getting in the middle of Lisa and I,
and our relationship, and that you're taking information
to her, making me think that I think
she's a sh-- mom intention. Which is not my intention.
When you came in my room, you were like,
really fired up and you're making little digs
about Lisa that seemed out of character for you.
And you mom shamed her about electronics.
I feel like something has shifted in you
and you no longer have Lisa's back.
I'm blown away right now.
You think I'm being mean at her?
- Yeah. - You take sides
and it's not good.
I don't, not against people.
Against principles. I love you.
I support you--
I know, but it doesn't feel like that right now.
You're taking everything I say,
you're taking it to Lisa, and you're--
Let's do it.
- Hi, everyone. - Hi.
Hello.
Angie just told me that you have been in her ear.
Oh, my gosh.
- Telling her that-- - Not in my ear.
I'm trying to...
Well, okay, in my----ing ear. Sure.
You wanna talk to me?
Why are you, why are you getting
in my relationship with Angie?
Why are you invested in like,
anything that's going on with us?
It shocked me
that you told Lisa something
that she was probably
just venting to you about.
Like, we are dear friends.
And for you to be in her ear about it.
- Like, I've seen Lisa-- - Was I in your ear about it?
You know, if we're dear friends, though, Heather.
If we're dear friends then I need you to be more fair.
Yeah, let her fix it.
- You're outta line. - I'm not out of line.
You think you're head bitch in charge
and you can manage everyone's relationships.
If you trust her feedback over our history
and our friendship, I cannot help you.
What are you doing, Heather?
She can't take it.
[tense music]
Heather wants to look like the good guy
so she's acting all wide-eyed and innocent,
like, why would I have shared this?
Why did you share it? It's so messy of Heather
to be meddling in their relationship.
And if you believe Heather was not meddling,
bitch, neither am I.
- Hi. Are you good? - Yeah.
[tense music]
What's up? No way.
Osmond. How you doing, buddy?
Holy sh--.
[bleep].
Oh, my God, did you see who just walked in?
No.
What is up?
Look so good, my friend.
- How are you, friend? - What do you mean?
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my God, did you see who just walked in?
- No. - What is up?
You look so good, my friend.
Ah, how are you, friend?
What do you mean? Who?
Oh, my gosh.
That's Jared.
Oh! You know Mary tried to convince me
that the other one was.
That's him? That's Jared Osmond.
Okay.
[tense music]
Now I get it.
Oh, my God, this is so weird.
Who invited him?
I don't know.
Justin invited him.
Justin did this.
He was just trying to be nice but he did this.
Jared's a friend of mine. I thought, "Yeah,
I should text him and see if he wants to stop by."
[message bloops]
The worst part is he has no idea what he just did.
[Jared laughs]
What the hell?
Well, I'm glad you came.
- You look great. - Thanks.
- Are you okay? - No!
Am I causing a stir? I wasn't trying to.
I love... Welcome.
I'm not trying to. I'm really not.
Well, I, I wasn't expecting this.
Is this a stripper?
Is this a stripper of my wedding?
Yes, it's a stripper.
Wait, wait, wait.
We gotta use a corner.
Oh, my gosh.
I feel like I've been inserted in some sort of soap opera.
Like, she brings another man to the party and then her suitor
pursues her and fights for her.
She needs to get off this hamster wheel and figure out
what she wants, and also be real about what Jared wants.
Welcome to my 25th wedding anniversary.
Let's get you a little cocktail.
Are you okay? Do you want a drink? You want something?
What do you need?
You don't want a hug from me, do you?
Yeah, I really do.
God, okay.
Greeks, we like grapes, us Greeks.
- I'm a grape eater. - I don't know.
Do Mormons eat grapes?
[giggling]
I would be so upset. I would ask him to leave.
But that's me.
I have four sisters.
I'm trying to be, like,
a good girlfriend to Britani.
I'm trying to help her
be direct with Jared.
Like, there's a big difference
between being in love
with someone and loving someone.
I think it's time for this relationship to end.
Just put a, like, fork in it. It's done.
You've got this. Just go handle your sh--.
Come on. I mean, just go get it over with. Here.
Hi, we're shocked to see you.
'Cause I'm gonna help her out a little bit.
Hi, are you shocked to see me?
I'm shocked to see you.
I didn't mean to come interrupt your date.
Do you wanna go outside and talk?
If you would like to.
Let's go.
All right.
[tense music]
This looks fun.
Hi.
Having a good time?
Why are you here?
Charcuterie looked fantastic.
How long you guys been together?
Oh, we've kinda, we've dated a little bit
for the last, like, month or so.
A month?!
This makes me so much, like, more confused.
[sad music]
Do you wanna sit? Yeah.
Yeah, I would love to.
I didn't show up here to cause drama.
I have no expectations.
I'm not here to break up your date.
I came here, honestly, 'cause I missed you.
This is hard because it's like you know I love you.
It's like, I'm trying to move on
but then you show up and it just like--
Well, would you like me to leave?
No.
Look, you got a date.
Let's get you outta the cold. Come on.
Okay. I mean, what is Jared doing?
I want these romantic gestures. I want the big, like,
come rescue me on a big, white horse,
and be my prince in shining armor.
But this isn't that.
- Come on in. - Okay.
I just want him to show up for me
like this because he wants to.
Just because we're together.
I don't want it to be
because we're broken up.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'm good. Are you okay?
I'm emotional and that was shocking.
I... I did not see that coming.
[exhales]
Hey, Lisa.
- Ah. - Can we talk?
Clear all these drinks.
What's up?
Um, so in Milwaukee,
are you aware that you left your sunray behind?
- The necklace, yeah. - The necklace I gifted you.
Yeah, I accidentally left it in my room.
It was an accident?
It was a total accident.
[tense music]
You brought the information
about Prism that was posted to the group.
Mm-hmm. What's the problem?
I had someone who knows that account reach out to them.
Okay.
And they verified that you were the one
that fed the information--
I did not do that.
I did not do that, Whitney.
Don't accuse me of something like that.
You're gonna have to apologize.
Okay, you're asking me or are you accusing me?
Because it feels like you're accusing me.
It narrowed it down to you.
It's not me, Whitney!
It's not----ing me!
Who is that yelling?
It's not true. It's not true.
- Can I just tell you-- - I did not DM that account!
And I did not talk about your business.
You're getting your bad information
from someone that's bullsh--.
- So, it's bad information? - It's bad information.
So, when you're mad at me you don't go plant stories?
I don't.
I am being told that you planted it.
And I want you to know--
Who is it? 'Cause I'm gonna sue 'em.
Tell me who said it. I'm gonna sue 'em
because it's a lie.
You trust that person
but not me.
Little girl,
you're----ing gullible.
Like, maybe if you had to actually make your jewelry
you wouldn't have time to fabricate this sh--.
You know what? The last time that we left each other,
you texted me and said you loved me.
That's the last time I heard from you.
I do love you, Lisa, that's why this
- ing hurts so bad.
I didn't do it to you!!
Shut the [bleep] up about that!
I didn't do it to you!
[tense music]
Shut the [bleep] up about your lies.
Then why do I have proof?
Why do I have proof that you did then?
I'm livid. I'm livid.
How do you think I feel?
I don't know how you feel 'cause you're making it up.
To know that potentially one of my friends went
and bashed my business.
Hold on, give me names right now.
We're gonna investigate every----ing one of 'em.
Oh, no, no, no, I'm gonna--
Hey, Shawn, I need an investigation opened.
I'm being accused of doing something I did not do.
I'm gonna send you information
and I wanna go the distance on it.
The distance.
She's calling, who's she calling?
Oh, I think she's calling one of our, the guy that,
he's a security guy that...
- Oh, cyber, yeah, yeah. - Cybersecurity, yeah.
Whitney's accusing me of doing something I did not do.
So I want you to get the police involved.
Because it's my character.
I want you to get the police involved
and go the distance on this.
Get the LA police involved and everything.
And Salt Lake police.
And you owe me a big----ing apology.
And I'm gonna send you a bill.
I'll call in real detectives, not "Whitney Drew"
who thinks like I'm connecting the dots.
Honey, you did not pass art, or math,
or geometry, or anything else.
You should not be anywhere near dots.
Because you are not good at connecting them.
I am not lying.
You know what? Every time I think we're friends,
you [bleep] it up.
Lisa can yell and scream all she wants.
That just shows me that she knows I caught her.
Actually, you know what, Whitney?
Stop fabricating things. I don't know what to believe.
Because you lie about everything!
[tense music]
Justin, how do you do this?
You have to deal with the lies
and sift through the sh--.
She's not a liar.
- Don't call my wife a liar. - She's a liar, Justin.
She's not a----ing liar, Lisa. She's not a---ing liar.
She's a liar.
Ease up on the----ing...
Get him the [bleep] away from me.
Don't say those words to my wife.
I'm gonna pound his ass.
We will have the police involved.
Get your hand off me.
Stop! Stop! Stop!