[gentle chiming fairytale music]
Meet Mary Go Lightly.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm gonna break my neck. My shoes are too big.
What is going on right here? What's that?
A lady of exquisite taste.
I know that's not decoration.
Not in my house.
[music pauses]
Oh, Lord.
Who appreciates the finer things in life.
A lady who loves to entertain.
And then I wanted to put a picture of Audrey Hepburn.
Perfecting every detail for her guests.
The fire things, can you take them off?
But unfortunately,
not everything is going well with her friends.
- Hey, Heather. - Oh, my gosh, hi.
We miss you. We wish you were here.
It feels a little weird I went to the bathroom
and you guys called Heather.
I don't wanna fight with you
about Heather and Heather being here.
Heather is sh-- talking me
while I'm trying to----ing fix it.
Figure it out, Lisa!
It was hurtful to me when you used my son
and said that I was playing him as a pawn
to deflect from something that I didn't even do to begin with.
I didn't say anything about Brooks.
Proof, biatch!
Will Mary's social gathering bring the group together?
Or will she get burned?
Hep-burned.
Get it? Like, Audrey Hepburn?
Oh, never mind.
Find out at on Breakfast at Mary's.
[pleasant music]
Let's see if I know the moves.
[laughs]
Oh, my god! Kid, when have you gotten so fast?
Oh, my.
[pants]
Is that what I could smell in the house?
- Yeah. - You see though what happens
when I'm not there to manage?
You're kind of a helicopter mom.
What makes me, give me some examples
of what make me helicopter mom, so I can work on it-
This conversation.
How's school going?
Do you like the black and white ones?
I wanna cook for you.
Should we talk about your laundry a little bit?
Um...
Can you imagine if
- I didn't helicopter though? - Yeah.
What do you think you would be thinking?
That I was free.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, I love your turquoise jewelry.
These are fun. So, everything here
- is vintage turquoise. - How much is this one?
Let's see, this one right here is, comes out to $2,200.
- I'm gonna buy this. - Absolutely.
I might buy that necklace, too.
You got it, girl.
Hi! Oh my gosh, you look so cute.
I thought KemoSabe was a sushi bar.
[Lisa laughs]
I don't know what I was thinking.
I just, Kemo sounded Japanese to me,
and I thought that Sabe was just like a play on wasabi.
Would you ladies like, uh, to step into the bar?
Yes, we'd love to go to the bar.
Follow me.
Regardless, I've been waiting to eat all day,
and now I'm starving, and surrounded by hats.
- These bags. - Oh, my gosh,
is this the secret? [gasps]
I love secret passageways.
- I love this. - Welcome to Heaven!
I feel so like baddies.
I love this. Sneaking into the speakeasy.
Can we get you guys- What do you guys wanna drink?
You know what? I would love a spicy margarita.
- Absolutely. - I'll do that, too.
I just love this whole vibe. And see?
Look how cool their hats look?
But do you know what this is?
- What is that? - Rattlesnake?
What? No, there's too much.
Why? I don't wanna see any sort of penis type thing.
- Wait, where is it? - This is the raccoon penis.
It's really small.
It has never even come into my mind
that raccoons have a penis.
Like, I'd like to live in the world
where they don't have penises and they're not on hats.
Like, who comes up with this stuff?
I missed you on the trip.
Like, I didn't like being there without you.
I've never felt excluded like that.
So, it felt like, super bad for me.
We heard a totally different story from Bronwyn.
About what? Why I wasn't there?
About why you weren't there.
And she was saying-
What did she- what was her version?
Well, she was saying she really wishes you were there.
Like, she invited you to her home.
You said she was venomous, and it didn't go well.
Heather also dropped some bombs in there like
I'm two-faced,
and I'm conniving, and I'm mean.
And when you left, she was in tears.
So, I feel like it made things really uncomfortable.
Especially when I called you from the hot tub.
When Bronwyn came out, she was livid over you.
Well, hey, let's put a pin in it.
She got mad that you called me, but she said she cried
that I wasn't coming and she's sad that I wasn't there?
It didn't make any sense to me.
I was so shocked that Bronwyn
had such a big reaction, like.
'Cause she's confusing and nothing she says tracks.
Oh, and then get this.
So, after we leave the hot tub,
Bronwyn and Todd are in the bar
and he's like to John, like, if Lisa doesn't fix things
with Bronwyn, you guys basically need to go.
What did Todd just say to you?
He just said Bronwyn's real upset
and he said if it can't be settled out,
then he wants us to go.
Like, leave the trip? Like, go to the airport?
And it really upset me.
Like, why would they ask you to leave?
Like, what did they want you to do?
What did they want you to say to Bronwyn?
I don't think I could have done anything right.
I think unless I was, like, against you, I'm against her.
[tense music]
Hi.
Hey, what's goin' on?
It's getting nice out here.
It's getting nicer. It's still chilly.
What's goin' on?
You tell me.
I, um, I walked away from the trip feeling
some kind of way about what's going on with Lisa and I.
The ten years we've been together,
I've never seen you act the way you acted this weekend.
You know, I know we've known Lisa and John for a long time
but for you to sit in the hot tub
and scream back and forth with her is ridiculous.
You thought I was screaming?
Well, I was there. I was in the pool, remember?
My responsibility to work out.
You and someone else-
my ass better ride your dick like it's my job!
What'd you accomplish? Nothing.
Nothing, and actually...
You ruined a perfectly nice afternoon.
I ruined it?
That's what I think.
Okay.
I guess you did what you thought was right.
I've just never seen you act that way and frankly,
it's not very becoming for you.
You don't see why it goes that way?
Like, they all yell,
they all call each other dumb bitches.
They all scream and yell.
And I don't, I, I don't know
how to interact in that scenario.
Leave.
Leave with your dignity.
Todd's approval means a lot to me.
Todd's approval might mean everything to me.
Um...
So, to not only be missing the mark,
but be like, on a totally different page from the mark,
this is incredibly hard for me to hear.
But my feelings are hurt, Todd.
I understand.
But now, I'm like, more disappointed in myself
that you're embarrassed at my behavior, you know.
They're sucking you into this,
this sewer that they live in, of bullsh--.
And you just gotta step out of it.
I've never seen you react that way,
and frankly, friends shouldn't bring out the worst in you.
Todd is not interested in mess ever,
but I am really processing that Lisa and I's friendship
is either not what I thought it was, or it's not going to be
what I want it to be.
And Todd doesn't like me to publicly show my emotions,
but if we are really gonna go all the way,
Todd doesn't want me to privately show them either?
I mean...
Look, I'm going to this brunch with all of them.
It feels like a lot for me to go in there knowing Heather
is upset with me, Lisa and I ended in a weird spot.
Maybe it's time to, to...
you know, cowboy up, as they say, and change.
You know, I feel like I ended in a good place with Bronwyn
before I left the trip, like.
I'm glad for that and I'm not just saying that.
But I, I know I was a good friend to you, too.
Like, I wouldn't feel good about myself.
I'm not worried, Lisa.
No, but I wouldn't feel good about myself
if I weren't being a good friend to you, too.
I don't wanna be in the middle of Bronwyn and Heather,
but Bronwyn put me in that position
when she kept wanting me to speak for Heather.
And like, I'm glad that Bronwyn and I got to a better place
before we left Palm Springs.
And I'm hoping these too can figure it out.
She is not gonna come in to this group of girls
where we are foxhole friends,
we have been through the fire together,
and I'm in a great place with all of you.
I don't think she understands that.
She doesn't get it. That's fine, I'll teach her.
Mm-hmm. That's fair.
[Bleep], man.
Cheers.
[drink splashes]
[pleasant music]
[doorbell chimes] [dog barks]
Celia, what do you see?
[dog barks]
- Come in. - Hello, how are ya?
Good to see you. You look sharp.
- Thank you. - Like a million bucks.
How's it going?
Good, it's snowing a lot today, huh?
- It's cold out there. - Welcome, welcome-
- Thank you, thank you. - To your favorite restaurant.
- Yeah, I know. - My, my best customer.
- And the price is right, so. - Yeah.
Where's Shawn?
You know, he took Elektra to horseback riding lessons.
Oh, okay.
- Yamas. - Yamas.
Mm.
Ooh.
Well, there go the tastebuds,
so if the food's not good, we know why.
- That'll warm you up. - That will warm you up.
- Okay. - Well, thanks for coming.
Thanks for dinner. I, I wouldn't miss this.
[chuckling] Yeah.
Yeah, I've learned to be a good cook from you.
We ate at home every night.
Couldn't afford to go out.
Well, I know but I don't think I really realized until
I had Elektra how hard you were working.
You went from work to cooking food for seven kids.
You know, you do what you have to do
and take care of things.
- Yeah. - You know.
It's the way it was in those days.
Now the kids are kinda spoiled but...
Yeah, they're spoiled because their parents worked hard
and they can do the things like go horseback riding,
- and the trips, and the... - Yeah, mm-hmm.
Now with Elektra, I find myself being,
like, very protective and a helicopter mom.
And I want her to have this perfect little childhood.
I don't want her to have a care in the world.
I don't want her to have any worries.
And it's different from how we were raised because-
I know, but these are different days.
Yeah.
I run myself ragged
to try and be the perfect mom.
Because I didn't have that.
When I was eight years old, my mother passed away.
My mom was self-medicating with alcohol before she passed,
and you know, the last few years of her life,
I, I just felt like I was on my own.
I think not having Mom made me realize
when I had Elektra that I really missed out
on the love that I give her.
I see what it was like,
what it was supposed to feel like, and the attention,
and someone doting on me,
and someone home when I got home from school.
And all the stuff that you know, I didn't have.
Today I was detangling Elektra's necklaces,
and I found a necklace that my friends gave Elektra
when she was born, to remind her of my mom.
And I saw it...
and I had no emotion.
Like, how can I feel empty?
This is a special gift to my daughter.
And it was supposed to have meaning,
and I felt empty when I saw it.
You know, I never really talked to her much about Mom.
Mm-hmm.
And I, part of it was because
I wanted to, you know,
say this was your yaya, and she was beautiful.
[cries]
I didn't wanna disrespect...
I didn't wanna disrespect Mom's memory.
For so long, I was mad at Mom.
[sniffles]
We, we needed a mom.
[sobbing]
That's okay.
Everything's fine, okay?
I don't wanna be mad at her.
But I'm still kinda mad at her.
[cries]
All right.
Dad, you were so good.
I needed her.
And I don't understand why you couldn't look at your kids
and realize like, you gotta...
get better so you could be present for your family.
But I also understand that it's a disease.
[teary] And I wanna find forgiveness.
'Cause I value being a mother
and I, you know, it's just like I...
I'm sure my mom would have done it differently if she could.
Okay, sorry.
I was very, I was really mad at her for a long time.
And then I had Elektra,
and I realized how overwhelmed a woman can get with a child.
Yeah well, she wanted everything,
and she actually didn't know what she wanted, you know.
Yeah.
She only had one brother, so she wanted a lot of kids.
Yeah.
And then all of a sudden, you know, what,
what did I do, you know?
Yeah.
You know, it's the people left behind
that have to deal with it, or they have to feel the pain.
And you can't really explain it to anyone else.
So, to share it with someone that lived it,
it just feels good. It's... feels good to let it go.
Thanks for being here for me.
And I'm grateful that I have you to talk to.
Oh well, like I said, I've got good kids. No complaints.
Yes, you do.
[gentle chiming music plays]
Hello.
Hi, how are you? Thank you.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- This way. - Hi. Wow, Mary.
This is fancy.
Hi, yes, I'm Bronwyn.
Nice to meet you.
- Right this way. - Okay, thank you.
This is amazing.
[music stops]
And Mary will be out shortly?
- Sure. - Yeah? Amazing, thank you.
[curious music plays]
It's awkward to be the first one, huh?
[laughs]
Maybe I'll take a drink
just so I have something to do with my hands, right?
Yeah, please. Thank you.
Typically, I arrive fashionably,
but not disrespectfully, late to events.
I like to make an entrance.
Great. Thank you so much.
But I am reasonably and appropriately scared of Mary.
I do not want to upset the mistress of the manor.
And look what it's gotten me?
Right on time and super awkward.
Just me and Eduardo.
[curious music continues]
[gentle chiming music plays]
- Hello, how are you? - Good, how are you?
I love the Tiffany blue.
It's pretty fabulous.
- Hi. - Hello, how are you?
- Hi, Audrey, look at you. - You look stunning.
So do you.
What a perfect replica of Breakfast at Tiffany's.
You look great.
I think we did a great job, right?
- I love this dress. - Okay.
There's gonna be no fake bangs left on the internet
if we all bought that. [laughs]
I thought I was really tricky coming with these little
clip-in Audrey Hepburn bangs, and then Meredith one-upped me
with whatever you know, octopus she put on her head.
They're there. It's a choice.
What have you been up to? I haven't seen you.
I've just been busy with work,
- you know. - Yeah, yeah.
Well, I haven't seen anybody since Palm Springs.
- Yeah, no, I haven't either. - So, I needed a little break.
Crazy.
Todd sat me down
when we came back and was like,
is this how you always are with them?
Is there always the yelling,
and the gutter sniping, and the...
and I was like, I, I got a little lecture
- about my behavior. - You did?
Yes, he kind of was like what,
or like, what is happening?
You've got to figure out a way to not do that.
And I was like, well, we'll see.
You know, it's a hard thing to do
because that's not how I'm wired either.
I'm not one who yells.
You... can... leave!
Well, where is Mary?
[regal instrumental music plays]
I feel like I hear little heels coming.
Here she is! You look so gorgeous.
- How are you guys? - Look at you!
- Hi, you look gorgeous. - Thank you.
- Hi, my darling, yes. - You look nice.
- Beautiful. - Gorgeous.
- Thank you. - This is...
With everything going on with Robert Jr.,
I have a lot on my mind.
And I feel like when I do have things that are bigger than me,
that it's like, almost beyond my control,
I always like to have an event.
And then that's my way to escape.
Like, I feel like it leads me in the right direction.
Cheers.
- Thanks, Mary. - Thanks for coming.
Thank you for having us. Yes.
[regal instrumental music]
Thank you.
Audrey Hepburn's bangs, Meredith.
- Yes. - I see.
- Some clip-ins. - I know.
[chuckles] Okay.
I always say, like anybody can buy fashion,
but you cannot buy style. Style is in your DNA.
Who, who else is coming? Is everyone coming?
And I loved Audrey Hepburn.
Her style was amazing.
I wanted to bring that out of these women.
Like, show me your style.
- Hello. - Look at you.
Wow, Tiffany blue.
[music fades]
And what does Lisa do?
Goes and buys my exact same outfit and wears it.
[curious music]
I was front row at the Fendi fashion show in New York
when it originally debuted.
Mary probably bought it off the rack at Bergdorf's,
but I saw it first.
[chuckles]
["Pomp and Circumstance" plays] Whitney, hi!
- Mary, the house is stunning. - You look good.
I love what you're wearing. You look beautiful.
Oh my gosh. Come here.
I like kind of assumed we'd all show up
looking the same, 'cause I mean,
when you think of Audrey Hepburn,
Breakfast at Tiffany's you think of the classic black dress
with the gloves and the bun.
But I just put my own little flair on it with my headband.
'Cause my worst nightmare is showing up
looking like Meredith.
[chuckles]
Oh, it smells like Mary's beautiful perfume in here.
Oh, hi everyone.
- I brought you a gift. - You look so pretty.
Oh, my gosh.
You look beautiful.
[squealing]
Miss Heather Gay.
- Hi. - How are you, darling?
- Thank you for having me. - Don't you look fancy.
- I love it! You look good. - Hi. Mwah.
You look totally perfect.
Oh my gosh, look at you.
Hi. [kisses]
And we're color coordinated look at that.
- Hi. - I know.
We need to have all in black. Hi.
I love your skirt.
- Thank you, thank you. - ...Be annoying here.
Hello, hello, absolutely not, hello. I mean.
[laughs]
You'd think I was covered in anthrax
or poison ivy or something,
the way she just swerved right around me.
I did, I just... no, I didn't.
Does she want a kiss? Mwah.
Oh, okay.
Come on.
So, everyone, can you please join me
to the other room, please?
- Wow. - Oh, my gosh.
Mary, this is spectacular.
Thank you, oh my gosh, this rug is not for heels.
- This is gorgeous. - Bronwyn, Angie.
- Heather, you're right here. - Oh, thank you.
Right next to the guest of honor? Thank you.
- Mary, I love a Mary party. - Oh, it's so cute.
This is unbelievable.
Oh, that is so fun. Look at mine.
Oh, my gosh, oh yours, they're all different.
So fun spirit. I love that.
So, I'm not gonna lie, I'm, I'm a little shocked
to see this nametag here, Britani.
Wow. Well, I invited her because I wanted her to know
that I'm not poor.
Oh.
[laughs]
I had five siblings, and we never had enough.
I mean, I was there. I grew up poor, and so,
- I felt like- - Well, I wasn't poor.
I didn't say that.
I think the Versace plates will,
will say I'm not poor.
It's called Russian Dream.
- Wow, Russian Dream? - The collection, mm-hmm.
Do you know Abraham Lincon had, um, plates
with the Greek chi on it? They were like, Versace.
- Who? - Abraham Lincoln.
First of all, how did Abraham Lincoln get Versace plates?
It was his wedding, China. And they were pink,
and they had the Greek chi around them.
But I don't think Versace was around when Abraham Lincoln was.
Um, Abe Lincoln and Gianni Versace lived 100 years apart.
There's no way that Versace was chilling with Abe Lincoln.
And if they had,
Versace would have helped Abe Lincoln with his wardrobe.
Let's Google it.
[laughs]
This is something we do not need to Google.
[laughs]
- Hi. - Hi Britani.
- Hi, hi, hi. - Hi, I'm good.
Sorry I'm late.
I didn't think you were gonna come.
Thank you so much. The best comes last.
Hi, it's lovely.
I don't know about that but thank you.
Thank you.
I love the Audrey Hepburn.
- That's lovely. - I was just thinking like,
did Mary send you a different invitation?
No, she got the same one.
Thank you.
Okay, I wanna do a cheers.
Thank you all for coming to my home.
Thank you all for coming in the theme of Audrey Hepburn,
who we all love, I'm sure.
And I just wanna say cheers to, um, friendship.
- We're still here. - Cheers.
We're still here.
Cheers.
Mary, thank you for the invite.
I love that everyone here has been included.
And I think that's important.
Which, um, we know did not happen for the Palm Desert trip.
So, thank you for the invite
and thank you for including everyone.
I appreciate it.
This is a Breakfast at Tiffany's party,
and I've decided to serve [bleep] right out the gate.
[tense music plays]
I love that everyone here has been included
and I think that's important.
Thank you.
Which, um, we know did not happen
for the Palm Desert trip.
So, thank you for the invite
and thank you for including everyone.
I appreciate it.
And I would love for you to enjoy Meredith's caviar.
- It is like a starter. - Oh, is this Meredith's caviar?
And today, this is the Kaluga.
Last time you guys had Ossetra.
Mary, do you mind if we break bread?
- Can we dip into the bread? - Let's break bread, yeah.
I think we have it on crème fraiche.
This is my favorite bread sauce.
Ang, you want some bread?
Aw, thanks.
And don't put the bread in your purse.
[laughs] It won't fit anyway.
[laughs]
So, you guys look slightly tanner.
[tense music plays]
How many people went on the trip?
Like, the, the five of you and your husbands
and the three of us didn't?
Mary is the only one
that invited me to anything this week, and-
Which is sort of shocking.
Mary's the only one that actually gave me a call.
You were at my house like the, right before the trip.
I invited you to a really special, like,
- family night at my house. - I was honored.
Which was amazing.
Even though you brought a bottle of wine.
You look stunning, yes, yes, absolutely.
- This is casual family night. - Well, thank you.
I brought you a little bottle of wine.
Oh, you're so sweet.
When we pray at church on Sunday.
- Yeah, yeah. - We take communion.
And if it was just to me, if it was just to me,
but we were walking into a big church group.
You said you grew up as Mormons anyone.
To walk in with a bottle of wine,
it just seems, it seems off.
And Britani, what's with the bottle of wine, though?
You're drinking champagne right now.
Yeah, but that's for me.
I wouldn't drink in front of my church group.
Like, walking into a church group.
Sorry, you're doing three guys, and you drink,
and you're claiming to be some total Mormon.
- I'm not doing three guys. - Wow.
[gasps] Wow.
Jared and I, I feel like we're good.
I'm like, getting closer to Aaron.
I'm also dating this guy named Hal,
who's also an incredible guy.
- He's amazing, too. - Wow.
And you're offended that I bring
a bottle of wine to your house?
I'm not doing three guys.
I don't know all the guys that Britani are dating,
but I do know that Jared keeps sliding into my DMs.
You know, he's really nice, but, like, why?
No. I don't need that soap opera.
I have a lot going on in my life right now that, no.
You're walking into a big church group
with a bottle of wine,
and I just felt that that was insensitive.
I did say like, when we pray at communion, we drink wine.
It was a bottle of wine for you.
I didn't think you were going to open it for the ward.
But Britani, are you mad that she brought the wine
or that she exposed that you drink?
[thunder beats]
It kinda put me on the spot and it's culturally awkward
that I drink, and I go to church every week.
You would understand.
I totally get it.
When I was in between those worlds,
I would have been horrified if one of my friends
had shown up with wine, too.
Mormons are not allowed to drink alcohol,
not occasionally, not on celebrations.
If you're trying to get around the rules,
you need to go to the Church of Mormon 2.0,
where I believe Lisa is holding meetings.
I'm just on the edge because I feel so excluded.
Britani, I wouldn't have even thought to check in on you
because I wouldn't think you would be sad
about not being there, because you've been super rude
about Todd and Bronwyn's life.
You have.
It's not okay to talk about people's husbands.
You have called me a gold digger.
Yes.
You have said Todd is disgusting.
No, I did not.
I've never said Todd-
You said there's no way
I was physically attracted to him.
You said our relationship is bullsh--.
You don't believe it.
I need to prove it to you.
Yes, I did say that.
And when I said it's time to take a break from this,
you said, I will not, everyone has said it.
I said everyone's thinking it because they are.
I don't think that. I don't think that.
I've never thought that.
You really do, Heather.
You wanna keep knocking on that door
and you're not gonna like it when I open it.
It's not, it's not a good idea.
Oh, open the door, honey, open the door.
I just think it's stupid for anyone at this stage
of our lives to get into any marriage without a prenup
if you have reasonable assets to protect.
I'd get a prenup before I----ed anybody at this point.
I don't need to prove my situation to Heather.
But what I think is really interesting is that
the first place her brain jumped to was
what do I get out of my marriage to Todd
and what would I get out of the end of my marriage to Todd?
So, I don't know who that makes a gold digger?
Doesn't matter whether I have a prenup.
The fact that you don't know my husband and you have opined
multiple times on what he should or should not
have done blows my mind.
Multiple times? Multiple times?
- Yes! - Pray tell, Shakespeare.
[laughs]
I know three things about your husband.
I know that he doesn't have a prenup with you.
I know that he collects Starbucks mugs.
What are these mugs?
Everywhere Todd travels he buys a Starbucks mug.
What a fun, little thing to collect.
And I know that he is an asshole
on couples' trips when he wants someone to leave.
That's all I know about your husband and that's enough
for me to know that maybe
I shouldn't get to know him further.
Cute, Lisa.
Cute from me?
But can I just say this to you really quick?
Bronwyn does care if you guys get along.
Ooh, yum.
If you don't believe so, that's fine.
My opinion, she, it matters to her.
So, it's important you guys get it straight for her.
Then you'd invite me on a group trip.
Heather, I said to you, I want you to come.
I am planning for you to come.
And I even bought you a first-class return ticket.
How did you book a ticket for me?
Honestly, I asked somebody else
for your birthday and your name.
You did? Who did you ask?
Because not a single person here knows my actual birthday
because I've lied to every single one of them.
When is Heather's birthday?
Her birthday's June 29th.
But I have no idea what year.
None of your----ing business.
Next.
Here's Heather's ticket, correct?
Heather, here's your cancellation.
Yeah, I'd like to see it. Let me see.
It says Heather Gay. It says when I cancelled it.
Like, I'd love to look at the date,
I'd love to see the flight.
I'll forward to you, and you can memorize it.
So, who took my first-class ticket spot that Bronwyn
so generously for me with my unknown birth date.
Not us, not us.
Not one of you guys?
I couldn't move myself because there was one ticket
available and by the time John went back in the app
it was gone.
But I wish I knew that that's how I was getting home,
and I would have bought my ticket myself.
This is insane.
You weren't, you weren't exactly thrilled.
I was fine.
No, you were not. You were not fine.
I just knew you wouldn't be fine.
No, you were not fine.
You died when you saw your seat number.
You're the one that even brought it up to me,
how are you getting home? Check your ticket.
No, I didn't, I really didn't know how I was getting home.
So, to be like, oh, I'm worried about you,
that's shocking to me. Like, completely shocking.
Where's Shawn sitting? I'm 19A.
Why? Where are you sitting?
You're not gonna be able to fix your ticket.
It's a small plane.
You're never gonna get
first-class at this point.
Does it feel totally asinine
that anyone was worried about it?
Yes, it was a gift, and, and it was, I was grateful.
Just FYI, your husbands got gifts, you got gifts.
- Yes. - From me.
I had the house, I took you to Indy.
And anyone gives a flying [bleep]
where they sat for 67 minutes on the way home?
Thank you. I laughed.
This is wild bullsh--.
If it doesn't matter where you sit for 67 minutes,
why did you book yourself and your husband in first-class
and them all in coach?
'Cause it was my goddamn credit card.
[tense music plays]
If it doesn't matter where you sit for 67 minutes,
why did you book yourself and your husband in first-class
and them all in coach?
'Cause it was my goddamn credit card.
So, I put myself where I wanted to be.
[tense music plays]
I see what Heather does with the other ladies.
She spins them outta control,
and they forget that she was the one
who was wrong in the argument that they're having.
I'm not gonna be spun by Heather.
Every, it doesn't matter what I say to Heather,
Heather's going to just say, oh, there's another problem.
There's no getting through a problem with you
because once I say actually, I was trying to invite you.
You're so astute for someone who's known me for how long?
...now I'm astute. See? Every time I say,
let's get all the way to the bottom of this,
Heather changes what it is she's mad at me about.
[thunder beats]
I know that we share the same trauma in friendships
and trusting people. - I don't think it's lovely
to leave one of your friends out
because she's single and go on a couples' trip.
That's a different, but Heather-
Can I-- listen,
but she gave you a chance to be-
I know that I'm coming on strong, Whitney.
I know that I'm angry.
I know that I'm coming hard at Bronwyn.
I know all this. Because I'm very hurt.
At this point, Heather,
I am still open to getting to know you.
I think you have a very wrong opinion of who I am,
and I wanted to show you differently on the trip
and we didn't get there.
But there is part of me that feels like
it's not just me in this situation.
You don't want to hear me saying to you
I want you to come. I want to fix it.
[tense music plays]
I am fiercely defensive of my friendships.
They are the family that has replaced the family
- that I've lost. - Good.
And we have a very dysfunctional,
complicated relationship I don't expect you to understand.
So, I'm very cautious of new people coming into this group.
And you can see how this has been
incredibly disruptive for me.
Like, I have people that love me and have had my back
universally in horrible situations.
And to be left out like that hurt my feelings.
- And I'm gonna process that. - Good job.
I'm sorry that it's coming off so mean at you.
I will take you at face value that you wanted me there.
I'm sure you didn't want this type of disruption
in your life, and like, I am sorry for that.
I would be absolutely open to clean slate and moving forward.
Okay.
So, let's cheers.
Yay! I'm glad that this is where it ended up.
Eye contact. Clean slate.
Now, no more side eyes at me.
[laughs]
Bronwyn and I have clearly gotten off to a terrible start
but so did me and Lisa.
[bleep] you. You sent me a thumbs up.
I go, Heather you know that's a [bleep] you.
Two thumbs up is the F you,
and that's a universal text code.
Don't diminish the thumbs up text.
And look at us now.
So, I mean, I don't know what the future holds for us,
but like, I am hopeful that we can, like,
put this behind us and just, you know, start fresh.
Yeah, you're all clapping but no, this is not cool.
And please tell me the wine is--
- No, you guys! - Bronwyn, the wine.
Seriously! What about me?!
- Oh, Lord have mercy. - Like, this-- No this!
- What does she want? - Get this woman a puppy.
She needs unconditional love from somewhere.
Now there's this big kumbaya moment over the table?
You're feeling left out.
And I, yes, I seriously am so sick of this.
I would love to have a sit down.
I would love to have the same kind of kumbaya moment.
Well, we're sitting down,
and you have the, you have the floor.
Britani, if you wanted a kumbaya moment,
you could say, I'm sorry.
Bronwyn, I officially apologize for those mean things
that I said about you and your husband.
Okay, because everybody told you, you had to move on?
Or because you really feel that way?
Because I really feel that way.
Okay.
I'm glad I'm having this conversation.
I actually really needed this.
Okay, so maybe we can invite Britani in better
because she's trying to come in
something that's not even really fixed.
And then maybe, maybe we could grow together.
Because that is the sole reason why you're here.
Whatever each other's saying, listen to 'em.
Just listen. Stop talking at them and with them,
and just listen to 'em and let 'em get it out.
Work it out and get over it, and let's move on
from this day forward.
I don't wanna like, pile on, but I wanna talk with Meredith.
I'm sure she does. [chuckles]
We need an Eduardo wine refill for this round.
Okay, come on, let's go.
I wanna move forward with you but I'm having some unresolved
feelings since Palm Springs
with this whole podcast thing with Shawn.
All I did was try to deal with an unresolved issue
that had never been addressed before.
Okay.
And I just wanted to just
feel a level of resolve because this is about my child.
And if something were concerning Elektra,
I know you would feel the same.
The problem for me came in
that you started going backwards into all this stuff.
And I don't wanna go backwards.
If we wanna go backwards,
it's not gonna be pretty for anybody.
[tense music plays]
I don't wanna go backwards.
If we wanna go backwards,
it's not gonna be pretty for anybody.
[music beats and stops]
Is that a threat?
Didn't I just say I don't want to do that?
Yeah, we did.
But we're not talking about going backwards.
I'm talking about going forwards.
That's what I'm saying. I don't want to do that.
A threat is if you wanna go there,
I'll bring up the past and no one wants that. That's a threat.
I said if you wanna go backwards, we can do that
because you're, you're asking to do but I don't want to.
You said. I didn't say. You just said-
Oh, are you kidding me? This is now a threat?
Oh, my God! I can't talk. I can't talk.
You said if you wanna go backwards, we can go backwards.
Yeah, I don't, and but I don't want to,
is what I just said.
I do feel like it's like,
this continued I think we're moving forward.
- I think you like Shawn. - Yes.
I think I like Seth. I think you and I can get along.
And then something comes up.
And I think it got misconstrued.
And I think what my husband was trying to say was you
throwing out you want me to go there with the husband?
Like, I can make threats about your husband.
It didn't land well.
And we got a lot of support from the LGBTQ+ community
that didn't like what you were throwing out there...
Okay, I'm gonna cut this off right now.
I'm still talking and then you can talk.
- Because you can sit there. - Don't cut it off, Meredith.
- Oh, I will cut this off. - No, you get to listen.
Meredith alluded to rumors that my husband was gay.
She got trolled like hell online.
And she tried to backpedal,
"I would never talk about someone's sexuality
because my son is gay." But you did.
Neither of these topics would have been brought up
had she not opened her mouth.
Angie, I'm tired of this.
You have a consistent habit of deny, deny, deny.
Hey, listen.
Did you say my husband didn't say these things?
Let's play them and be abundantly clear.
You wanna go there, we can go there.
Here we go.
There was a whole bunch of backpedaling happening.
And you know, she's a smart woman.
And I think she took the opportunity-
I'll hold my own phone. I will take my own phone.
- Just pause it. - Stop scrolling on my phone!
I'm turning up the volume. There's no scrolling.
- I'm turning up the volume. - I turned it up.
- Don't grab my phone. - Listen.
Well, then don't put it in my face.
My phone! How dare you!
Meredith, pulling up your videos.
You're hateful, you're miserable,
you live to try and expose people.
Stop.
Because you're miserable.
Okay, Angie, no. Angie!
You're the miserable one, Angie.
Angie! Meredith!
- Stop! - Leave me alone!
You're miserable. You're miserable.
If you're not gonna listen to me.
- Angie! - I don't deny sh--.
Meredith!! If you're not gonna listen to me,
get out of my house!
- I will. - I'm talking, okay?
I will, thank you.
I was asked to leave, so I will leave.
No, I was not. I said if you're not going to listen to me.
Did you not just tell me to get out of your house?
I just said if you're not gonna listen, let me talk
and listen to me, you're screaming at her.
Let's just go to the other room and have a break.
You were just raising your voice.
I didn't deny sh--.
I didn't put you out, Meredith, don't do that.
Yeah, I am.
You're gonna leave?
- I love you. - This is not love. Not leaving.
- I truly do love you. - You don't.
But I'm hurt and I need to process my own things.
So, I'm not deep enough to get this straight?
- You're just gonna leave me? - I'm sorry. You hurt me.
I got completely attacked
for the 8,000th time by this group.
I have to go. I have to go.
Well, it's good you got that out.
Clearly, you and Angie have had a field day
ripping me apart. Continue and have fun.
I'll give you free rein to talk about me.
Don't you dare go there. Don't you dare talk
about me and Angie.
Oh, my god.
You know when she walks? When it gets tough.
It's like, thank you, Lord.
She took them bangs with her.
This is Audrey Hepburn, not the Flintstones.
Next time, on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.
Welcome to girls' camp.
[women cheer]
[whistle toots] Go Britani! Let's go, Britani!
I can't hop. I will literally pee my pants.
What does Whitney say about me, Bronwyn?
You said that Heather is trying to so hard
to be friends with Lisa
that she's not a good friend to you and Angie.
- No. - Don't lie!
Everybody shut the [bleep] up.
I wanna know, how are you?