Previously, on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City."
You guys, the trip is gonna be amazing.
Would you all like some champagne?
You would never know that Angie and Britani
can't stand each other.
Meredith and Angie aren't even speaking.
Whitney and Lisa basically hate each other.
We're off for a great trip.
It's weird that anyone has a problem with any of the rooms.
I don't have a problem with the room. I have a problem with
what's happening between you and I.
You slut shamed me.
- I slut shamed you? - Yes.
You went over and you told her that I was slutty.
Why did she say you were slutty?
Stop always sticking up for everyone else.
No. Why can't we talk in fact?!
(drum beats)
Do you understand what would happen to me?
Robert's really in need of help.
So, Mexico, I wanna make sure that Robert's good
before I come.
(chill Latin music)
Wah!
What's going on there? Doggies are okay?
Yeah?
There's a lot of animals roaming around the jungle here.
But it's beautiful. I think actually you'd really love it.
Are you dying over the text I sent you?
I sent you a late-night text "I'm coming home."
(laughs) Yeah.
Obviously I'm having my makeup done in Mexico still,
so I'm not coming home right this second.
So, Lisa's talking about how beautiful the hotel is.
And I said it is beautiful and I'm glad we're here.
But I feel a kind of way about not rooming with you.
And it turned into this whole conversation of her insinuating
that I'm not grateful to be here,
and frankly that I'm snobby.
Yeah.
(upbeat Latin music)
(speaking Spanish)
Ready for the water aerobics?
- Yes! - Yes, excellente.
Is this gonna require a lot of stamina?
Okay.
Every family vacation we go on,
Justin makes the entire family do water aerobics
with all the retirees.
It's actually a great workout and it's really easy
on older joints.
So, I thought Heather and Angie would love it too.
Andele! Let's go! Here we go!
Andele! Let's go, mi corazon.
We're gonna start jogging and you have to follow me.
- Okay? - Okay.
Put your arms in front of you like this.
(counting in Spanish)
Angie has zero rhythm.
I could get into this.
It was really hard. I mean,
the pressure of the water and the movements.
Good. The other side.
If this is what getting old looks like,
I just don't see how I'm gonna survive or stay fit
in a nursing home. This is hard work.
My arms! My aching arms!
Uno. Move your fingers now like this.
What?
Why? Oh, it changes the muscles.
Oh...
When you move the finger, it changes the muscle.
(playful music)
Just, it's all in exercise.
Y, uno. And now you're tired?
Yes.
No?
I'm exhausted.
Take a deep breath.
We'll come back tomorrow.
Of course!
I'm exhausted.
Your arms weren't aching?
Um, well, the water sorta takes the pressure off, right?
Isn't that the whole point?
Speaking of pressure, how about Bronwyn last night?
Like, I felt bad just 'cause it's hard to see
one of your friends defeated like that, you know.
Honestly, I had-
Because we've all been in that position.
I felt bad for her, when she was talking about, like,
- the dog bites. - Yes.
And how Todd wouldn't even come to the ER?
Were you in shock, or were you screaming and crying?
No, I called Todd and he wouldn't answer the phone.
So, I called his assistant and I was like,
"I'm going to the emergency room. I think I'm losing my arm.
You need to get Todd out of his meeting."
And then he called me back and he was like,
"I feel like it's just a scratch. You're gonna be fine."
And then Gwen went to the emergency room
with me and she FaceTimed him and he was like,
"Oh, yeah, that's not a scratch. That's pretty bad."
It is not a scratch.
They had to show him a FaceTime video
of her wounds to get him to come.
And like, Lisa described their relationship as like,
he's obsessed with her. I have not seen that.
Like, I think he's kinda mean to her. He dismisses her.
All they hear is you are sticking up for them.
I know.
I told her ten times, if there wasn't
an apology, I wasn't interested, and she wanted-
Like, I don't see the respect and love,
but I can totally relate because I was in a marriage like that.
Where like, he was the king, and everyone talked about
how funny and smart and handsome he was.
And even if he was an asshole to me,
I was just supposed to be lucky and happy
because he didn't cheat on me, you know, he wasn't addicted
- to drugs or porn. - Yeah.
And like, I just can totally relate to that.
But like, there's something that makes me feel
- really sad for her. - Yeah, I feel for her.
I still carry a lot of the wounds from my marriage.
You know, I put myself on the back seat.
Like, I pandered to whatever he wanted,
to his hopes and dreams,
regardless of how I was betraying myself.
So, this stings when I see you know,
husbands be dismissive of their wives.
And I just feel bad that I didn't see that earlier
with Bronwyn. That maybe she's got a lot more going on
that I have, you know, even been aware of.
She actually texted me from the airport today.
She's gonna be here this afternoon.
Can we go eat? I'm starving.
Let's go get our- we worked up an appetite, troops.
Let's go get a banana.
A banana?
And a screwdriver.
I want a French toast, hash browns, eggs.
(upbeat Latin music)
Hi, everybody. Are you ready for our yacht day?
- I brought you a present. - Yes, I'm so excited.
- Oh, my gosh, I love it. - I see Vida bags.
So, we should find your names on it.
- Thank you, wow. - You're so welcome.
O-M-G.
- And for Bronwyn. - Thank you.
Obviously Lisa thinks I'm too bougie to function
and I'm spoiled. So, like the grateful guest I am,
I will accept this gift.
- Oh, my goodness. - These have all my little
favorite travel things in there.
But you know, I also am wondering
what would I use a canvas bag for?
(clicks tongue)
I would not. I don't-
No.
All right, let's go.
Hola!
Oh, thank you.
All the way back.
Whoop.
Look, Bronwyn's chair is back.
I know. How does mine go back?
Make mine go back.
Okay, no. Hello!
Oh, I found it. This feels good.
(Heather and Lisa laugh)
Meredith.
What?
I'm just closing my eyes. I didn't sleep very well.
I'm not surprised that Meredith is exhausted today.
So, how are you doing this morning?
I woke up in the middle of the night
to the sounds of Meredith crying.
And throwing up.
Throwing up?
She was definitely throwing up.
I don't know what's going on with her,
but there's something off.
(upbeat Latin music)
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
Meredith is gonna need help.
I came back to your rescue.
Oh, my gosh,
- this is brutal conditions. - I know.
Oh, look at these two.
That's actually funny.
This is quite the duo.
Women supporting women.
Woo! It's possible.
Oh, my gosh, it's hilarious.
Hi. Are you Sophia?
- Yes, welcome aboard. - Hi, Sophia.
Is that the name of the boat, "The Best Day"?
- Yeah, The Best Day. - We're gonna have the best day!
Sure.
Yay! Yacht life.
Gorgeous.
Let's get this party started!
(ice rattles)
That's the sound we like to hear. Uno, y dos, y tres.
Cheers to the best day ever.
(all cheers)
Thank you for bringing us.
To the best day ever.
Can we have music?
Whatever you want.
(boat horn blares)
Lisa, Ang, come on!
Woo!
Bronwyn, Meredith.
Woo!
She does a little spin in the hips!
Woo! (laughs)
I knew I'd get a wiggle at the end.
(upbeat hip hop music)
Oh, my! Oh.
Guys, that's hilarious.
Britney, I love you, but no. Don't do that ever again.
(Irish folk music) I'm clogging.
- No hip hop. - A little closer.
Woo!
My dancing is horrific. Like, I have no moves.
I have no rhythm.
(crowd cheering)
But even I am shocked at how atrocious
some of this dancing is.
Like zeros. Just zeros for everyone.
(chill music plays)
Last year we went on like, an amazing trip.
It was Jack's last trip with us for like, two years
for his mission. And so, like all the focus is on
little angel baby, Henry. He loves it.
Like, he goes on like, little dates with me and John.
Like, he'll go out to dinner with me.
- So cute. - And then John will take him
to do something sporty.
It's the year of Henry.
Between Jack leaving and Henry starting middle school,
this year has been very challenging for Henry.
I feel like he didn't wanna make friends,
he wasn't trying to make friends.
It's just easier being alone sometimes.
And now it's fun to watch him making friends,
inviting kids over, having us drop him off at the movies.
Like, I feel like he's really starting to adjust.
And it just like, is such a relief for me.
And we just love like, doting on him.
And how about all of his cologne collection?
I think he's up to 15 colognes.
How about the way he said Jean-Paul Gaultier?
But he says it with like, the French accent.
I'm not kidding you.
This is so unsupportive, you guys.
Like, I just gave you like, a story about Olivia last night,
that was like, a really, really big deal.
- Wait, what? - And it was like, crickets.
I do actually have an announcement.
Oh, no, an announcement.
You guys, Olivia, we've made such progress.
We talked for hours and she spent the night.
(cricket chirps)
- Huge. - That's amazing.
- Wait, what? - Last night when I was
making an announcement. I was like, ding, ding, ding,
my daughter's finally talking to me after six months.
It was literally crickets.
The difference is I know Henry. I see him.
He's a real person to me, you know.
Yeah, but like, you know me.
This group isn't very supportive of me.
We weren't event talking about you. We were talking
about Lisa's son and supporting him.
I know, but last night when I made the announcement.
Not to be rude, but we're just like in this moment
about Henry and him being an only and now you
just turned it on to you.
Yeah well, my feelings are hurt.
- Britani, it's weird. - I give you like, good news
about Jared and me. I give you good news about my daughters,
and it feels like none of you are supportive
with the good things in my life.
It's a really, really big deal for me.
I don't get to see my kids every day like everyone else does.
But do you like the idea of telling us
you have an announcement or do you actually like the idea
of seeing your daughter?
(drum beats)
Bronwyn, you are - ing bitch.
(tense music)
I don't get to see my kids every day like everyone else does.
But do you like the idea of telling us
you have an announcement or do you actually like
the idea of seeing your daughter?
Bronwyn, you are - ing bitch.
(tense music)
Yeah.
I get no support.
You have anything to say?
Why are you the troublemaker?
I'm looking at you, Lisa.
I guarantee you, if somebody called Lisa a bitch,
and I was within earshot of that and I didn't stand up for her,
we'd be talking about this, you know, until I'm dead.
We have been friends for ten years.
You have let this woman call me a gold digger, a trophy wife,
- a----ing bitch, a dumb bitch. - I let her do what?
Wait, what did I let her do? I'm not responsible
for defending anybody. I will chime in.
You and I have had a private conversation when I have said
to you I feel vulnerable, I feel alone.
I have said to you multiple times. I have taken you aside
by myself and said this is bullsh--.
I have stuck up for you in every situation.
Of course you have.
No, but I am like,
I am mentally----ing exhausted.
I'm trying to be a great friend to you.
- There is nothing good enough. - Except when I tell you-
And I'm like, it's always an issue.
...I don't feel close to you, you don't----ing care, Lisa.
(drum beats)
(tense music)
Bronwyn, you are a big girl.
I don't know why every time you're in a fight with someone
I have to be in a fight with them, too?
I don't expect you to be in fights with everyone
that I'm in fights with, or trust me,
you would have no friends.
Has anybody asked me a----ing question about myself?
- Wow. - Really?
From day one I've been called two-faced,
terrifying, not a girl's girl, a trophy wife, a gold digger.
This is bullsh--.
- Bronwyn. Bronwyn. - The amount of things
that have been said about me before
anyone bothered to get to know me.
You're finally showing that we never--
It was nothing about being a gold digger.
If you wanted to even bother to get to know me,
it would have been about the sh--
- that's really important to me. - Hold on.
If anybody had asked me, it's actually about
the real sh-- I've gone through with Todd.
How hard it is to be a stepmom. How hard it is for me
to navigate being with somebody who is older and successful,
and the infidelity that we have had in our situation.
(drum beats)
Shh.
(somber music plays)
Oh, gosh.
How did you find out?
Couple of years ago, we were on a trip and he was
texting someone on his iPad and Gwen went to say something
to him, and Gwen saw it over his shoulder.
- No. - Oh, no.
(music continues)
- So, Gwen came to me. - You confronted Todd?
And I confronted Todd.
The real truth is that my relationship is just as hard
as everybody else's in its own ways, and has had its very low
lows that were very hard for me.
This is a side of me that these ladies haven't yet seen,
but I want them to understand that I bleed the same way
that they all do, I cry about things, and that that side of me
is there if they're open to it.
What did he say to you when you asked him about it?
So, he said it's a, it's a fatal flaw of his.
What's good for him in business is that he's never satisfied.
He's always pushing for the next deal, the best deal,
- the whatever. - Oh, ouch.
And it is hard to turn that off. When you come home,
- you are always looking for- - Did you say (bleep) you,
it's not hard to turn it off
when you come home? It's called marriage
and----ing turn it off or you're gonna lose your wife.
That would put me over the edge.
It's not his fault.
You're used to what you're used to, you like what you like.
Everybody has to...
(somber music continues)
This is like shocking to me.
I don't know what happens behind closed doors, but like,
I've known Bronwyn for years and all I've seen from her
is how perfect her life is, how much she loves Todd,
how good he is to her.
So, for me, I'm just like, processing everything
and I'm like, oh, my gosh, this is kind of hard to believe.
Did he deny it though? Did he say there's nothing going on?
He came back with a ring that had five diamonds
and he made me five new promises to match each of the diamonds
- on the ring. - Oh, that's nice.
What were the promises?
It was five things he didn't promise me when we got married,
that he probably should have.
Todd works 3,000 miles away from me, five days a week.
So, there is always going to be a lump in the back of my throat
that if I'm not super supportive, I'm not super there,
if I'm not super caring, if I'm not physically there,
it's not always gonna be the same.
I'm not always good enough at home.
And then I'm not good enough with you guys. Ever.
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.
Do you think that maybe he can't be that invested
'cause you're guarded against him?
No. No, no, no.
It's so cringey to me that Lisa and Meredith
are choosing to like, have Todd's side.
Like, in this moment, we just need to say (bleep) Todd.
Like, that's it.
I adore Todd.
I live and breathe by what Todd says to me.
And I think I means as much to Todd as any person
can mean to him.
But I think Todd means more to me than I mean to him.
Aw.
That's sad.
(melancholy music)
Like, I feel like I really understand Todd.
I feel like in this group, in my relationship with Todd,
in most of my friendships, I don't, I don't always know
that somebody knows 100 percent who I am,
and that's a very weird, isolating feeling
to float through life and feel like there's nobody
who totally gets me.
And when you don't have a great relationship with your mom,
I'm losing my dad, Gwen is going to college.
- You're lonely. - Um, sure.
And then I thought Lisa was introducing me to friends,
you know, and it's been tricky with some of you.
And it reinforces this narrative that maybe
I'm not good enough for anyone, you know?
(sniffles)
I thought Lisa was introducing me to friends, you know,
and it's been tricky with some of you.
And it reinforces this narrative that maybe
I'm not good enough for anyone, you know?
(sniffles)
You keep saying negative things about yourself,
but the truth is, just because you got pregnant,
and you were a single mom, and you were taught and shamed
that you should be grateful for everyone that throws you a bone.
- Yep. - That's bullsh--.
You are a survivor. And what made you survive
was this toughness. But at the same time
you can recognize that you don't need that toughness anymore.
- Yeah. - And that what
you may have been grateful for eight or ten years ago
is no longer enough for you, and you're allowed to ask for more.
If he can't show up for you now, if he can't treat you like
the queen you wanna be treated like now,
then you can move on. You don't owe him anything.
I felt that way when I was in my marriage.
- Yeah. - I didn't speak up,
I didn't leave, I didn't question because I had the life
I dreamt of having. I was married with kids,
so I was just gonna put up and shut up. And then luckily,
he left me. But now I realize I want more and I deserve more
and I'm gonna get more.
I obviously have chosen to stay with Todd.
I choose that every single day when I get up.
But I appreciate Heather trying to stick up for me and saying
I deserve whatever it is that I think I deserve.
And I'm gonna that support. Absolutely.
Bronwyn, what I wanted to say to you is you know,
I didn't go through this exact situation but Seth and I
obviously had some serious problems where we were
separated, and nearly divorced, and we reconciled.
And for us, it was really hard.
Yeah.
And we had to really learn to redefine
our whole relationship because everyone has their capacities,
and it doesn't mean that he doesn't adore you,
he just may not be able to show it in a way
- that you need to receive it. - Yet.
Yet.
I felt like crying listening to you because
I deal with that. And like, my husband is, like,
he's a perfectionist and he's a lot like Todd.
I feel a lot of these same pressures with Shawn
and we are never resting. It's like I catch my breath
from opening a business and now he wants to start another one.
- Yep. - And I'm tired. Like,
I'm not 20 years old anymore.
And I love my husband. And this is where we have to realize that
marriage is not perfect.
- No, I know. - And it's a lot.
Is that why you have so many dogs?
- I have so many dogs. - The dogs adore you.
So many Judith Leibers. We are shoving sh-- to fill
all the cracks in my heart, Heather. Clothes, bags, dogs.
Bronwyn, we needed that.
You're so much more relatable now. This one.
Can I hug you?
Of course you can. Of course.
Thank you, thank you.
Thank you for coming.
Bye, Pablo. I'm sorry we desecrated your boat.
(intriguing music)
(upbeat Latin music)
Thank you.
I have to eat something.
I know. I'm gonna drop my stuff in my room.
I'm starving.
There better be tacos!
I'm not even changing. I'm eating in my bathing suit.
Oh, my gosh, that looks amazing.
Take this. And queso, yum.
Did you have fun on the boat?
That was like emotionally exhausting. It was like a lot
came out from Bronwyn and I feel closer to her.
Mm-hmm.
Meredith, how are you feeling?
You were quiet on the boat.
Yeah, I wasn't feeling great on the boat.
- Really? - No.
Were you feeling sick?
Uh, yeah, I think just like, exhaustion more than anything.
But yeah, a little nauseous, and like, a little headache-y.
Not great. But I feel good now.
(curious music)
How are you feeling, Bronwyn?
I keep wondering if I'm crazy or if I'm misunderstanding.
Because you guys saw when I was crying about my whatever
I was sharing with you guys about my personal life,
Lisa was not...
I think even when her intentions are good, she doesn't quite
know how to just listen.
No. No.
There's something with you two. Like, I can't pinpoint it.
- There's something. - I don't wanna say
she's not supporting you. But you're sleeping over here.
Mm-hmm. She's doing just enough to make me feel
uncomfortable but nothing overtly wrong to me.
(curious music)
Hi, Rudy.
Lisa's doing just enough to make me feel uncomfortable
but nothing overtly wrong to me.
How are you feeling? Better?
I was telling Angie and Whitney, look, the three of you
were the most responsive and caring and inquisitive.
So, I appreciate that. Thank you.
Today when I was telling you guys what's going on
with Todd and I, it felt like Meredith said
well maybe that's all Todd can do.
Like I should be fine with that. Like that's,
that's the max. That's it.
That's what you get, you know what I mean?
And it's your fault because you're guarded.
Yeah, and there was, is Todd doing this to me because
I've done something to him.
It just felt like the two of them were defending Todd.
And I was like, damn.
You just bore your heart and soul to us.
Mm-hmm.
And said probably one of the most vulnerable things
you could share.
Mm-hmm.
But instead, they're defending the cheater.
(pensive music)
It hits home to them and hits a trigger
'cause it's something that they've both either
been through or been accused of.
They've both been accused of infidelity.
They side with Todd because they've been on that side of it.
- But they wanna be forgiven. - Yeah.
They're sticking up for the like, don't talk about it.
Wow.
It happened with Gwen and her grandparents, too.
Lisa kept saying they're, they have this big house,
and they're so handsome, and Gwen's dad was so handsome,
and they're so beautiful and they're so wealthy.
That's not how I feel about a family who, in the past,
has denied, and ignored, and refused to claim
or get to know my child.
(tense music)
She has a hard time going beyond the surface.
Those things are, matter to her and important to her.
So, she's gonna point out like the image of like-
Well, I think that it would be hard for her to imagine
anyone not wanting to be friends with someone
that was rich and beautiful and cool, you know what I mean?
That's like, top tier.
I was surprised and I was not.
I feel like you two understand what it feels like to be
- put in a place. - Yeah.
As a wife and a woman and a whatever.
I don't think Lisa and Meredith have had that experience
culturally, understanding what that feels like
to be in a really narrowly defined role for yourself.
Right.
And then the two of them kind of stuck up for Todd.
Well, is this all he can do?
What have you done to make him this way?
There's something going on and there's a reason
that you're over here.
And maybe when you were having that moment,
maybe she didn't take it as serious as it is. I don't know.
So, you don't think she believed what I was saying?
(gentle music)
(airplane whooshes)
(golf cart rattles)
Since I've found out about Robert, I knew that I had
to take action and I had to do something,
and I had to do something quick.
Hi. You're ready?
Yeah.
You look good.
Okay, you're good. Nobody can do this for you but you.
Mm-hmm.
Literally, I got on my knees and I prayed, and I was like,
Lord, show me, or direct me to the right facility,
whatever it is that could possibly help him.
And I found a really good one out of state. He was ready.
And that was everything. That he was ready.
I didn't make him, or I didn't talk him into it,
or I didn't have to force him.
You're locked in. Locked in.
And then lock. Unlock and then lock in. There we go.
You're locked in, baby.
(Robert chuckles)
And thank, I'm so proud of you.
Okay, good.
This is the best thing for him. And I have hope and I,
I know that he wanted to do it just as bad as I wanted him to.
And I, I'm thankful for that, because you cannot get help
unless you want it yourself.
And thank God he did. And I'm, I'm just praying for the best.
And hoping that...
...something will come out of this, and it's gotta be good.
- Hello, Ms. Mary. - Hi, how are you?
- Welcome. - Thank you.
My name is Rudy. I am the butler in charge of the villa.
- Okay. - May I offer you
a glass of champagne?
I don't wanna be rude and not take it but
- I really have to be excused. - Of course.
Like, I have to use the restroom.
Absolutely, yeah. Please, let's go to the, to the villa.
It's very classy. Thank you.
- Oh, my goodness. - Hi, Mary.
Hi. How are you guys?
- Good. - Do you wanna sit with us?
Do you wanna sit down?
- And grab some food? - Um, not yet.
Why didn't you come yesterday?
- What happened? - Yeah.
I was like, hmm. You know, and then I came.
(silence)
- Okay. - Yeah.
Hi, Rudy. Mary! Ah!
(laughs)
You're here, you're here. Bienvenidos.
You look so good.
Ooh, my room is so good.
Come on in.
Look at my room! Oh, my gosh!
This is so nice.
This is our master suite of the villa.
- It's beautiful. - Please enjoy.
- Thank you. - Pleasure.
Thank you so much.
(knock on door)
I'm looking for Angie.
Mary! Oh, my God!
(emotional music)
Angie is a positive person for me right now.
Her, her spirit, her energy, it's just positive and it's,
and it's making me feel like everything's gonna be okay.
- Aw. - Love you so much.
I just feel good right now to be able to just see her.
And not even talk about it, not say anything about it,
but we both know all about it.
I'm going through this but there's someone in this with me.
And she's got me and I got her.
I'm so happy you're here. Aw. I mean it.
- Oh, my gosh. I know. - You just listed my spirits up.
Coming up.
You want us to all care, but if it's our feelings-
Nobody gives a (bleep) about my feelings.
You, of all people, don't give a (bleep) about my feelings.
You're a not a victim, you're a----ing lying bitch.
(stirring Latin music)
(fireworks crackle)
Hi, everyone, we're here.
Hi. Hi, everybody.
Did I miss the memo for dinner? Was it a gown thing?
No, it's like, whatever you wanted.
- Oh, okay. - We don't look cohesive
tonight but we all look fabulous.
Oh, my gosh. Lisa, this is gorgeous.
Isn't this so fun?
- Wow! - Thank you.
I see tequila.
Tonight is all about our beautiful tequila,
which is made in Arandas, which is in the highlands
of Mexico, where the soil is rich and full of nutrients.
These are cute.
We grow the most beautiful, flavorful, fruitful pinas
that makes the best tequila in the world.
These are my favorite hoodies.
"Vida only".
I mean, it is my trip, so of course we're gonna
celebrate my tequila.
Which is appropriately named "life" because it's our life.
Can we get a round of Palomas?
Yes, round of Palomas for everybody.
A round of Palomas.
It feels less like I'm stepping into a dinner party
and more like I'm stepping into a cheesy
Vida Tequila commercial.
(syrupy instrumental music)
Ooh, this is good.
Vida.
But I don't even think they can afford to do commercials.
Cheers to Mary in Puerto Vallarta.
(scattered cheers)
Ooh, I love a good starter salad.
I hope I get that. That's what I want.
Oh wow, thank you.
Oh, that looks delicious. Thank you.
Can you see salt and pepper anywhere?
(cymbal clangs)
I don't know what's going on.
Everybody's getting their food but me.
What did you order?
I ordered the mozzarella and tomato.
Oh, I love the caprese.
And then I ordered...
(quirky music)
Did you say pastrami soup?
I've never heard of pastrami soup.
- Wait, no what is it? - That's why I was surprised.
- What are you saying? - It's um...
- Oh, my gosh, stroganoff? - I love stroganoff.
- Minestrone? - Minestrone. Minestrone.
Oh, minestrone, gotcha.
I can think of zero soups that contain pastrami.
And I know a lot of soup.
You've got your chicken noodle, your bean with bacon,
your cream of mushroom, your cream of barley,
your chicken and rice, chicken and stars.
I don't know who she asked pastrami soup for
but I don't think it's coming. I don't think that exists.
There you go.
Okay.
Meredith, how are you feeling?
- I'm good, how 'bout you? - You're feeling okay?
- Yeah, I'm good. - Good. Good.
You were talking about being tired and I hope it's okay
to say but I... I heard you crying last night, you know.
(tense music)
You were crying?
I was upset last night and I cried.
Okay.
And I'm fine now but thank you for asking.
Okay.
Yikes.
I mean, I feel, I don't, if you don't wanna talk about it,
we don't need to talk about it, but I do feel awkward
'cause it wormed its way all the way through the rooms
to me when I was getting glam done that you were
crying and throwing up.
And that there was a lot to be concerned about.
What? What is going on?
No, I did not throw up.
Ew. Trying to eat.
She told me.
I didn't even hear that.
She told me and I told Angie.
I wake up in the middle of the night to the sounds of
Meredith crying and throwing up.
- Throwing up? - Yeah.
I just went to borrow a blow dryer from Heather
and she said that Britani told her that Meredith was up
last night like, barfing all over the place and crying.
Are they in the twin beds together? How would she know?
That's what I'm wondering.
No, I did not throw up.
Can we stop saying that word when I eat. Like...
I finally get my food.
Why are we talking about throw up?
I need wine.
I feel like my food is starting to look like throw up.
You cannot talk about throw up while you're trying to eat.
Where's the manners?
I'm glad that you all find it to be so,
such an interesting subject of conversation.
I don't. I wanna be just clear I was telling you.
- I appreciate that. - It sounds like you don't
- want her talking about it. - Yeah.
- And I cried. - Okay.
This is confusing. Meredith and Angie made up at dinner
last night. So, to hear that Meredith went back to her room
and was crying over the slut-shaming?
Like, I had no idea that she's the advocate
for the sluts of America.
Meredith, do you feel resolved with me?
I have moved on emotionally now and I don't wanna go backwards.
I think that Meredith should say how she feels
instead of saying I don't wanna talk about it.
Lisa, we agreed to stay out of each other's stuff.
(tense music)
You need to stay out.
Oh wait, don't tell me what to do and what not to do.
You're gonna just kinda keep egging this on?
What are you gonna do?
I'm not gonna, what am I gonna do, Lisa?
I don't like the way you're talking to me.
Maybe I'll lunge at you.
I don't know, maybe I'll take a little play from
your book and lunge at you.
Come on.
(tense music)
You're gonna just kinda keep egging this on?
What are you gonna do?
What am I gonna do, Lisa?
I don't like the way you're talking to me.
Maybe I'll lunge at you.
I don't know, maybe I'll take a little play from your
book and lunge at you.
Come on. You keep getting in the middle.
- I didn't get in the middle. - You do. You do.
I was trying to help you fix things.
No, Lisa, you're not.
Ooh, do you feel like a badass right now?
- I don't feel like a badass. - Okay.
How come when people talk to you, you think they're trying
to have a problem or they're trying to be a badass?
Like, are you the boss here so nobody can address you?
I'm trying to be a badass by having a conversation.
And you should try and find peace in the middle.
You know what I said. Oh, my God!
She is telling you to make peace with me.
You don't like that I'm not agreeing with you.
That is the problem. I am not agreeing with you.
I think you start things, and when people react to you,
then you're like, oh, my God, I have a problem,
you're the problem. And you miss the fact
that you incited things.
It's interesting when it's about your feelings,
you want us to all care, but if it's our feelings, you don't.
Nobody gives a (bleep) about my feelings.
You, of all people, don't give a (bleep) about my feelings.
- I actually do. - No, you don't.
- You actually don't. - I did.
(tense music)
Maybe look at that as that's how your friends feel.
You get to be the dictator and pick and choose
when things work for you.
You know what I get to do? I get to protect
my----ing self, and that's what I will always do.
- I get to be myself. - I thought we were like this.
And the minute I stood up for myself,
you turned your back and left the friendship.
No, that's not true, Whitney. You did some----ed up stuff
to me and you're lucky I even look at you...
- Oh, wow. - ...or talk to you
for the things you've done to me.
You're not a victim, you're a----ing lying bitch.
(tense music)
- Oh, wow. - You are. You are.
- So are you. - You are.
Here's the thing.
Everyone should stay out of this.
Why do I get told what to do by Lisa----ing Barlow
all the time? She just, you said Angie don't tell you what to do.
You tell me what to do all the time.
Bronwyn, Bronwyn, I'll get to you next.
Why do you say stuff like I'll deal with you later or I'm
- not gonna hear from you? - Because it's
a constant nit picker. It's always an issue.
I'm trying to have a conversation with you.
We're friends and there's always an issue
and I'm like, exhausted.
It's not always an issue, it's the same issue
and I never get all the way done with it with you.
I'm like----ing sick of all of this. Like, for real.
It's like, dish, dish, dish. I try to be a friend to you.
I've been a good friend to you, Bronwyn.
I have been a good friend to you.
I'm telling you what's going on in my marriage.
I have not heard you say to me
I'm sorry, or I hear you, or that's difficult.
I did say that when I was sitting. I'm like,
"Aw, this is so sad. I'm sad, I'm sorry."
No, Lisa, honestly, I appreciate you liking
my husband but the way that you responded to what I was
saying today made me, and not only me, believe that
maybe A, you didn't believe me, or you don't really
give a (bleep), or that honestly, you kinda stood up
for Todd more than you did for me.
She's really hurt.
Well, and I think, Bronwyn, like you have been tough
on the exterior. You've divulged more in this group
than a lot of people have in years. And Lisa,
I just met her and I know more about her marriage
than I know I about your entire life, in like one hour.
- What? What? - No, I'm saying you gotta
give her credit. She just, she shared everything
about her entire life.
- Oh, my gosh, I talk to you- - No, I know.
...about my kids. God, my sons, like.
She just put her entire life
- out to the group. - Okay.
And you are guarded, and that's okay. That's who you are.
Lisa, why are you getting all snarky?
I'm upset.
I just can't believe like, Angie saying this to me.
We used to be so close. I share with her so much.
I tell you about my husband and my kids. Like, why would you
wanna say that's not real?
Sorry. (sobs)
I feel like, wow, you're not really my friend.
You never were my friend.
(sobs)
Why are you crying? Why?
Doesn't matter.
It does matter.
(tense music)
What happened to the dessert?
(door slams)
(sniffling)
Next time "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City."
(energetic music)
(ATVs roar) Woo!
Yee-haw!
Woo!
That was good. I shoulda videotaped that.
- The point. The point is- - You asked me----ing question
and won't let us answer.
- Okay. - Shut the (bleep) up, Lisa.
No, you shut the (bleep) up.
Why are you recording the conversation?
- You're recording us? - Insane.
You need to leave!
I've had enough of you!