1 00:00:02,252 --> 00:00:03,628 Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 2 00:00:05,338 --> 00:00:07,132 * Hit it, Rico, hit it, Rico * 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,508 * Hey, hey * 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:11,761 Angie and Shawn, thank you for opening up your home 5 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:13,138 and celebrating with us. 6 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:16,516 With the Lisa stuff, her tweet--I challenged Heather. 7 00:00:16,558 --> 00:00:19,394 I said, "Well, have you even considered Lisa's side of this?" 8 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:21,479 And she physically, like, grabbed me, 9 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:24,774 turns me around, and pushes me to her front door. 10 00:00:24,816 --> 00:00:28,069 Do you want to just start ground zero moving forward? 11 00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:31,573 -I want to be your friend. -But you lied. 12 00:00:33,575 --> 00:00:36,619 I'm calling to invite you to... 13 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:39,789 BOTH: [singsongy] San Diego! 14 00:00:39,831 --> 00:00:41,708 And, Danna, I would invite you except I heard 15 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:42,625 you were talking sh--. 16 00:00:45,337 --> 00:00:46,713 Well, don't call me a bully, 17 00:00:46,755 --> 00:00:49,674 because that is not what the [bleep] what--what happened. 18 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:51,760 *** 19 00:00:51,801 --> 00:00:55,055 JEN: I'm fighting for my life, not your approval. 20 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,806 *** 21 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,475 WHITNEY: I am more of a free spirit 22 00:00:58,516 --> 00:01:00,810 without the Holy Spirit. 23 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,146 *** 24 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:04,731 LISA: I'll always have your back 25 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:07,776 if you stop stabbing me in mine. 26 00:01:07,817 --> 00:01:11,613 MEREDITH: When I take a shot, I always hit my mark. 27 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,281 *** 28 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,325 HEATHER: I may be a bad Mormon, 29 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:18,370 but I'll always be a good time. 30 00:01:22,207 --> 00:01:35,220 *** 31 00:01:35,261 --> 00:01:37,180 [siren blaring] 32 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:39,641 [whirring] 33 00:01:55,740 --> 00:02:00,036 My whole life, I have dealt with depression, 34 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,872 and after my father passed away, 35 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,917 I...started taking antidepressants 36 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,130 to help me get through that period of my life. 37 00:02:10,171 --> 00:02:13,216 *** 38 00:02:13,258 --> 00:02:16,886 And I felt like I got to a good place 39 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:20,390 until I got indicted and over the last year and a half 40 00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:25,228 have gone through a living hell. 41 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:28,815 I'm just tired of people questioning my innocence. 42 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,317 -I understand, baby. -I wanna go to the trial. 43 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:33,611 Please, let's get this over with. 44 00:02:33,653 --> 00:02:38,241 I'm just taking each day as it comes. 45 00:02:43,121 --> 00:02:55,216 *** 46 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,510 -Hi, my dear. -Hi. 47 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,346 -Spring has not sprung. -I know. It left us. 48 00:02:59,387 --> 00:03:00,513 You look cute, though. I love the-- 49 00:03:00,555 --> 00:03:03,641 Yeah, but you have matching boots on. 50 00:03:03,683 --> 00:03:04,517 How are you? 51 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:07,354 Yeah, I got you what you wanted. 52 00:03:07,395 --> 00:03:08,688 Did you get iced or a hot chai? 53 00:03:08,730 --> 00:03:10,273 -I did iced chai.. -And then... 54 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,691 -...and a hot tea, yeah. -Yeah, okay. Perfect. 55 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,276 -Yeah, that's my combo. -Hi, Miss Danna. 56 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,404 -Hi. How are you? -Good. How are you? 57 00:03:16,446 --> 00:03:17,989 -Good. Good to see you? -How are you? 58 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:19,532 -Hi. -You look beautiful. 59 00:03:19,574 --> 00:03:20,992 -Oh, look at your Louis. -Thank you. 60 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,536 -That's the new one. -Ooh, that's gorgeous. 61 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,498 -That's cute. -Yours--that looks amazing. 62 00:03:26,539 --> 00:03:28,708 I know. Well, I had a bite before you guys came. 63 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:32,295 -I couldn't wait. I'm sorry. -You picked my favorite bakery, 64 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:34,297 so, like, I was thrilled to meet up 65 00:03:34,339 --> 00:03:36,925 so we could just, like... talk, you know? 66 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,760 I know. 67 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:43,682 So Jen and I, um, are probably not on the best terms right now. 68 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:45,225 -So-- -What does that mean? 69 00:03:45,266 --> 00:03:49,437 So she called Meredith when I was at Meredith's home 70 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,898 and invited Meredith to go to San Diego on a trip. 71 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:55,694 I literally got a text from Jen on my way here. 72 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:57,737 -Oh, so she just invited you? -Barely. 73 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,489 Can you guys tell me about this trip 74 00:03:59,531 --> 00:04:01,366 that I'm clearly not in the know of? 75 00:04:01,408 --> 00:04:03,660 It's like a girls trip. 76 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:05,412 So Jen and I kinda went at it. And I was like, 77 00:04:05,453 --> 00:04:06,871 "You were talking sh-- and calling me a bully," 78 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,498 and I was like, "Yes, I did call you a bully. 79 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:10,083 I don't like the way that you talk to people. 80 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:12,836 You're very disrespectful. You're very rude." 81 00:04:12,877 --> 00:04:15,005 -And how did she take it? -Oh, she started yelling, 82 00:04:15,046 --> 00:04:16,715 and she hung up the phone. 83 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:18,591 What did Meredith do in that moment? 84 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,219 She wants us to figure it out on the trip. 85 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:24,180 And so Meredith invited you, not Jen? 86 00:04:24,222 --> 00:04:27,726 -So you're a guest of a guest? -Yeah, guest of a guest. 87 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:30,770 I'm gonna have the best time. I'm--No. 88 00:04:30,812 --> 00:04:33,148 Danna, you left your street smarts at the door. 89 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:35,817 [laughter] 90 00:04:35,859 --> 00:04:48,455 *** 91 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:51,207 [doorbell rings] 92 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:54,252 *** 93 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:55,545 -Hello. -Hi. 94 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,964 -I've come to solicit you. -Come in. 95 00:04:58,006 --> 00:05:00,425 [laughter] 96 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,634 -How are you? -I'm good. How are you? 97 00:05:01,676 --> 00:05:03,553 You look bright and sunny on this snowy day. 98 00:05:03,595 --> 00:05:06,723 I--Well, we needed a little thing to cheer us up. 99 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,641 Here, I'm gonna take your coat. 100 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:10,810 I'm making some tea. Do you want some? 101 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,563 I would love some. Thank you. Thank you. 102 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,231 You have to tell me if you like this tea. It's-- 103 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:17,692 -What is it? -So it's from, um... 104 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:20,904 It's a Middle Eastern tea, 'cause it's Ramadan right now. 105 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,114 But I'm not fasting today because 106 00:05:23,156 --> 00:05:25,367 Sharrieff called this morning and was like, 107 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:27,827 "Do not fast because, like, it's gonna make you sick," so... 108 00:05:27,869 --> 00:05:31,039 One of the things that's helped me get through 109 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,791 this, you know, last year and a half 110 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,835 and everything I'm dealing with is my relationship with Allah. 111 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:39,506 Ramadan in itself, because it's a time 112 00:05:39,547 --> 00:05:42,926 of reflection and fasting and prayer, 113 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:46,513 you ask for forgiveness, you are forgiven for your sins, 114 00:05:46,554 --> 00:05:51,142 and it's going to... help me... 115 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,603 find the strength to deal 116 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:55,563 with everything that I'm dealing with. 117 00:05:55,605 --> 00:05:57,816 It's going--It's going good. It's, um, it's like 118 00:05:57,857 --> 00:06:02,237 the month where I have to be calm... 119 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,822 -[laughs] -...stay calm, 120 00:06:03,863 --> 00:06:05,365 because things can break your Ramadan. 121 00:06:05,407 --> 00:06:06,408 What do you mean? 122 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,118 Fighting with people. 123 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:10,370 So we get Zen Jen. 124 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,747 My--It--It's my intention. 125 00:06:12,789 --> 00:06:15,166 So this is a great month if anybody would like to, you know, 126 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,876 talk to me about anything. 127 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:20,380 Well, that's good, because I was hoping to talk to you. [laughs] 128 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:22,007 Oh, okay, okay. 129 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,299 I felt horrible that things escalated that way 130 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,927 with, like, you and Danna on that FaceTime and-- 131 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:29,472 Yeah, I wasn't expecting that. It was a shock to me. 132 00:06:29,514 --> 00:06:31,474 I think her intention is good. 133 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:34,144 I think it was just really bad communication 134 00:06:34,185 --> 00:06:35,812 all the way around. 135 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:39,315 I'm not usually in the habit of inviting people 136 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:43,486 on a trip that I'm not hosting, but it was really uncomfortable 137 00:06:43,528 --> 00:06:45,572 when Jen was calling to invite me on the trip 138 00:06:45,613 --> 00:06:49,701 with Danna standing there and not inviting her. 139 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:53,997 I know how Jen cools down and is usually pretty reasonable 140 00:06:54,039 --> 00:06:55,999 when you sit down and chat with her. 141 00:06:56,041 --> 00:07:00,253 So I'm crossing my fingers on this one that I'll get it done. 142 00:07:00,295 --> 00:07:01,629 *** 143 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,132 Jen is very aggressive, very loud. 144 00:07:04,174 --> 00:07:06,760 I don't--I don't know if you guys just, like, 145 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,636 don't see it, don't recognize it, 146 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:11,014 kinda just put up with it. I do not like it. 147 00:07:11,931 --> 00:07:13,683 She's been doing that since I've known her. 148 00:07:13,725 --> 00:07:16,561 I am over it. I mean, I keep considering 149 00:07:16,603 --> 00:07:18,521 my friendship with her when talking to everyone, 150 00:07:18,563 --> 00:07:22,067 but she does not consider my friendships 151 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:24,110 with anyone she's dealing with, you know? 152 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,946 It's just like she gets to just machine gun everybody. 153 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:30,325 -And how do you feel about that? -I feel devastated. 154 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,410 Jen follows a different set of friendship rules, 155 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,788 and it's either ride-or-die loyalty 156 00:07:34,829 --> 00:07:37,415 or "I will burn you alive." 157 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:41,336 I, of course, feel as big and as horrible feelings as she does, 158 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:45,423 but I have learned to push it down and keep it cool. 159 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,592 You need to stop suppressing them, okay? Let it out? 160 00:07:47,634 --> 00:07:49,969 No, why? Because I wanna be like Jen? 161 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:52,806 Listen, I like suppressing things into a box 162 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,307 into a tiny corner of your brain. 163 00:07:54,349 --> 00:07:56,643 No, but you put it in different compartments-- 164 00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:57,852 And if you forget about it, it goes away. 165 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,229 No, you put 'em in different compartments. 166 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:00,313 Put 'em in a drawer. 167 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:03,525 Shut the drawer. You never see 'em again. 168 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,068 *** 169 00:08:05,110 --> 00:08:07,237 How are you doing just in general? 170 00:08:07,278 --> 00:08:09,614 I know that you've had a lot. 171 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,825 It's like up and down. 172 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,702 The trial got pushed to July as you know. 173 00:08:13,743 --> 00:08:15,412 And because I'm going in 174 00:08:15,453 --> 00:08:16,996 for the fight of my life in three months, 175 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:21,084 you just--it's like this daily roller coaster. 176 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,378 Trial was supposed to happen this week. 177 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,046 I see the email that, you know, 178 00:08:25,088 --> 00:08:28,717 you have to send another $200,000 in for a payment, 179 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:31,261 another payment because we still have 180 00:08:31,302 --> 00:08:33,304 to keep these attorneys working, 181 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:36,016 and that's the stuff that makes me so angry. 182 00:08:36,057 --> 00:08:37,600 -Yeah. -Especially with Rieffy 183 00:08:37,642 --> 00:08:39,686 going to medical school, this could be money 184 00:08:39,728 --> 00:08:41,354 to go set up stuff for him. 185 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:45,025 [sighs heavily] It's a lot. 186 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:47,318 So that's why I was like, let me plan a girls trip. [laughs] 187 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:49,195 -And you know... -Yeah, no, I think it's good 188 00:08:49,237 --> 00:08:51,656 for you to stay busy right now. -Yeah, um... 189 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,200 It's a lot on your mind otherwise. 190 00:08:54,242 --> 00:08:56,786 So are you ready for the-- our fun in the sun? 191 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:59,414 -Um...beyond. -I'm in charge of the event. 192 00:08:59,456 --> 00:09:01,833 You are now being given the title of the CEO of Fun. 193 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:04,419 -Usually that's me. -Oh, yes! 194 00:09:04,461 --> 00:09:07,380 This is a résumé builder for you, by the way, okay? 195 00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:09,215 [laughter] 196 00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:14,554 So...what do you think about maybe including Danna? 197 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:16,139 Including her where? In the trip? 198 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:17,349 Uh-huh. 199 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:19,392 [sighs] Let me drink some tea. 200 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,061 [sips loudly] 201 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,272 I mean, I am telling you, look, I could be wrong, 202 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,940 but from every conversation I had with her-- 203 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,402 Did you plan this--Did you plan this because it's Ramadan? 204 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,321 -[laughs] -Did you? 205 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:34,240 Well, when you--when you open the door with that, 206 00:09:34,282 --> 00:09:35,825 it kind of was like, oh, well, this-- 207 00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:39,621 my day just got a lot easier. [laughs] 208 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:42,791 *** 209 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:46,586 I just, like, have anxiety now. I can't even eat. 210 00:09:46,628 --> 00:09:48,296 Why? About the trip? 211 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:50,465 Yes, all of this bullsh--. 212 00:09:50,507 --> 00:09:52,342 I know a lot of people are coming at you right now, 213 00:09:52,384 --> 00:09:54,386 and I don't think it's fair. 214 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,597 [voice breaking] I don't know if I even wanna go at all. 215 00:09:57,639 --> 00:09:59,099 Aw, Heather. 216 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:02,811 This trip, I feel like nobody actually wants me there. 217 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:03,937 I am done. I've done my job today. 218 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:05,855 I'm trying to navigate the situation. 219 00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,649 And, like, thanks to everyone for being here. Goodbye. 220 00:10:07,691 --> 00:10:10,110 [door slams] 221 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:11,695 You said you were my friend, you cared about me, 222 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:13,321 and then you went on social media 223 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:15,824 and you showed exactly the opposite, so you were fake. 224 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,450 I told the truth. If you don't like the truth, 225 00:10:17,492 --> 00:10:20,370 don't ask for it! 226 00:10:20,412 --> 00:10:22,330 What hurt me the most, why I was back there crying, 227 00:10:22,372 --> 00:10:24,124 Heather, is you. 228 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,459 I'm barely hanging on to this trip 229 00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:30,880 like, with a white-knuckled, "include me, please" grip. 230 00:10:30,922 --> 00:10:34,384 -I have hit a breaking point. -ANGIE: I'm sorry. 231 00:10:35,343 --> 00:10:39,472 I really do believe that it is just a miscommunication, 232 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:43,101 and you guys will, like, work through this pretty easily. 233 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:48,940 *** 234 00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:53,236 You know what? I trust you, so if you think you've... 235 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,448 it's a miscommunication and we can, like, talk through it, 236 00:10:56,489 --> 00:10:58,575 then fine. 237 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:00,326 -So we'll do it. -So you'll be-- 238 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:03,371 You'll communicate with her and invite her. 239 00:11:03,413 --> 00:11:05,123 -Sure. -Okay. 240 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:07,834 Coming up... 241 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,210 I've been super ----ing organized with this. 242 00:11:09,252 --> 00:11:11,796 -Yes. Listen, I-- -And with Sharrieff's party. 243 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,340 And I paid for that entire party. 244 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,342 -No, you did not. -What did you pay for? 245 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:26,895 *** 246 00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,737 -I'm packing for San Diego. -How many suitcases do you need? 247 00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,656 You know, I'm probably gonna need three, 248 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,450 so I'll fill up this, and then I'm just gonna pack one bag 249 00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:41,785 with all my shoes. 250 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,703 How many days you going? 251 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:44,871 Three. 252 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,247 -Three? -Yeah. 253 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,124 Let's run down to the Louis Vuitton store 254 00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,252 'cause I have to grab a few things. 255 00:11:51,294 --> 00:11:54,839 *** 256 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:55,882 Wow. 257 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,092 Hi, honey. 258 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,760 Are you getting ready for your trip? 259 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,929 -Look what I found. -Oh, my gosh. 260 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:04,224 So Lisa Barlow's no longer the richest one. 261 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,559 Guess what? I'm ----ing richer than all of you. 262 00:12:06,601 --> 00:12:08,103 I don't need to ----ing be here. 263 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,730 You should give that to her, make her richer. 264 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:11,898 [laughs] 265 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:15,276 *** 266 00:12:15,318 --> 00:12:17,987 Here's my thoughts. It's kind of a collaboration 267 00:12:18,029 --> 00:12:20,115 of our two cultures. 268 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:25,120 It's like a Greek and Tongan-hosted party. 269 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,539 I've gotta find a Greek food caterer. 270 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:30,500 Tell me about the luau, because I haven't been to a luau 271 00:12:30,542 --> 00:12:32,419 in 20 years, and especially a Jen Shah luau. 272 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:36,131 -We're gonna have fire dancers. -Fire dancers. 273 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:40,051 Food. I'm gonna take you on a trip to Polynesia. 274 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:44,514 Then I'll cheers to, uh, Shah-neva's Extra-vaganza. 275 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:47,434 -Shah-neva's Extra-vaganza. -We are set. 276 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:50,895 *** 277 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:54,315 Does this reek girls trip San Diego vibe? 278 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,692 Does everybody you've put in that suitcase 279 00:12:55,734 --> 00:12:57,235 have a tag on it? 280 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,653 -[tag rips] -No. 281 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,821 [laughs] Yes, it does. 282 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:04,576 Until last month, shopping was my therapy. 283 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:06,453 *** 284 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,830 The trip is feeling a little awkward. 285 00:13:08,872 --> 00:13:10,999 Obviously, things are weird with Heather and I right now. 286 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,001 There's just that, like, awkward space. 287 00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,170 -Yeah. -I think Heather and I 288 00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,505 are gonna be the same way we always are. 289 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:19,424 Oh, my gosh! I wasn't sure you were coming, Whitney! 290 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,009 Whoo! 291 00:13:21,051 --> 00:13:23,928 I think that she's gonna always, like, 292 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,388 lead with jokes and fun and laughter 293 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,514 and act like nothing ever happened, 294 00:13:26,556 --> 00:13:28,892 and I'm gonna smile and be nice. 295 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,435 -We always show up... -You do. 296 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,519 ...matching. 297 00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:33,188 And then something's gonna trigger, 298 00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,898 and I'm gonna lose my sh--. 299 00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,025 So what do you think you're gonna get out of this trip? 300 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,694 A migraine. 301 00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:53,708 *** 302 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,544 Good morning. 303 00:13:56,586 --> 00:13:58,171 [laughs] 304 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:04,052 [laughter] 305 00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,887 How are you? What's up, Angie? How are you? 306 00:14:05,929 --> 00:14:08,306 -You look beautiful. -Good to see you. 307 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:10,141 -Hey, good morning. -How are you? 308 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,435 [gasps] Good morning. 309 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,729 Hey. Oh, my gosh. 310 00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,648 You look fab. You ready? 311 00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:18,149 We're going to the sun, and you're dressed 312 00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:21,403 for Salt Lake City. I love it. -It's freezing. 313 00:14:21,444 --> 00:14:24,656 I know, but you need it right here. 314 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,742 [laughs] 315 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:31,663 Danna Banana who looks like you are no-fun fanana, 316 00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,374 how are you not gonna acknowledge the person 317 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,501 who invited you? 318 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,628 Well, I didn't invite her. Meredith did. 319 00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,046 But, like, really, bitch? 320 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,757 I'm a guest of a guest. It is so awkward. 321 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,010 I don't know where Meredith is. 322 00:14:45,051 --> 00:14:47,262 I don't know where Heather is. Like, somebody come help me. 323 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,931 I'm here by myself. 324 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:53,143 Well, you're off to a good start. 325 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,690 We are going to San Diego. 326 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:02,152 *** 327 00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:06,197 I love these girls as much as I hate them. 328 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,450 I'm always hopeful that we're gonna be able 329 00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:10,702 to get over our issues and have a great trip, 330 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,995 but this trip feels different. 331 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:16,499 *** 332 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:19,878 There but for the grace of God go I. 333 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:24,257 Take me with you, suitcases. 334 00:15:24,299 --> 00:15:27,385 Your fate is better than what I'm facing. 335 00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:31,348 -[beep] -Thank you. 336 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,184 -Whoo! -Hello, gorgeous. 337 00:15:34,225 --> 00:15:37,354 Yay! Another domestic trip because of someone's 338 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:40,690 court-ordered travel restrictions. 339 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,318 San Diego, here we come. 340 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,652 [amplified voice] Hello, passengers. 341 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,946 This is the Queen Bee and MVP of Salt Lake City. 342 00:15:46,988 --> 00:15:51,117 Thank you so much, and we'll see you in sunny San Diego. 343 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:53,536 [cheering] 344 00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:57,832 *** 345 00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,919 Oh, my God. Wait. Don't turn me. 346 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,462 Hi! 347 00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:09,636 *** 348 00:16:09,678 --> 00:16:10,887 -Mrs. Shah, Mrs. Marks... -'Cause I do it all the time. 349 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,473 -Shah-Shah! -Whoo! 350 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,767 -"Shah-Shah"? -Yes. Let's all go around 351 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:19,688 and toast to our new, beautiful place of business 352 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,356 for the next few days. 353 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,608 It's a friend of mine's, and there's six rooms. 354 00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:27,487 -Seven beds. -And it is this dope house. 355 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:30,532 To Angie's hookup in San Diego! 356 00:16:30,573 --> 00:16:34,369 Okay, guys, there are some rules. 357 00:16:34,411 --> 00:16:35,870 There are no locked doors on this trip. 358 00:16:35,912 --> 00:16:38,498 -I need a door that locks. -Well, guess what? 359 00:16:38,540 --> 00:16:40,667 -How am I gonna masturbate? -[laughter] 360 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,256 This is my first girls' trip ever. 361 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,549 -Ooh! -What?! 362 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,967 -I've never been on one. -Oh, my God! 363 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,593 -Oh, she one-upped ya. -She's, like, diving right in. 364 00:16:50,635 --> 00:16:53,930 -Yeah. -So I am the official 365 00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,891 CEO of Fun on this trip! 366 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:59,394 [cheering] 367 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:02,856 So...I'm enforcing the Fun rules. 368 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:06,151 Number one--have fun. 369 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,737 Number two--have fun. 370 00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:13,450 Number three--don't be a bitch unless you're a fun bitch. 371 00:17:13,491 --> 00:17:15,910 A fun bitch is you say, "[bleep] you" 372 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,997 with your titties out. That's a fun bitch. 373 00:17:19,039 --> 00:17:21,958 If I don't like the direction things are going in, 374 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,919 I can call the Fun Police. 375 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,087 -Meredith... -Cheers. 376 00:17:26,129 --> 00:17:27,756 -Cheers to calling the cops. -Cheers. 377 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,758 [cheering] 378 00:17:29,799 --> 00:17:42,604 *** 379 00:17:42,645 --> 00:17:46,816 Okay, fun buns, thank you so much. 380 00:17:46,858 --> 00:17:48,109 Thank you. 381 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,111 Okay, girl, welcome to the Love Boat. 382 00:17:50,153 --> 00:17:52,697 I don't remember that show. 383 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:55,408 *** 384 00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,203 LISA: Oh, my gosh. It's beautiful. 385 00:17:58,244 --> 00:18:00,622 -WHITNEY: Oh, my God. -Isn't this amazing? 386 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:04,000 -WHITNEY: Wow. -MEREDITH: Oh, this is pretty. 387 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:06,252 Wow, this place is good. 388 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,295 [bottle cork pops] 389 00:18:07,337 --> 00:18:09,923 So will this do, ladies? Cheers. 390 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,759 I'm, like, totally shocked. It's like a little Santorini. 391 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:15,845 Everything's white. It's an open-air concept. 392 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:18,098 Okay, let's go see the pool, ladies! 393 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,474 And give us the tour. 394 00:18:19,516 --> 00:18:21,685 I'm just waiting for some little Grecian goddesses 395 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:23,311 to come out and feed me grapes. -[bell dings] 396 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,313 How about this little humble abode? 397 00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:28,316 -What do you say? -Okay, I'm very happy right now. 398 00:18:28,358 --> 00:18:31,861 Are you happy? Did we make you happy? 399 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:36,491 Oh, come here. Wait. Come and see the whole property. 400 00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:39,494 Oh, we're on a tour, Lisa. We're on a tour. 401 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:41,621 I thought this was Jen's trip? 402 00:18:41,663 --> 00:18:43,707 You're welcome, ladies. You're welcome. 403 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:47,502 I really am so confused on who's hosting this trip. 404 00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:50,880 Our humble abode for the weekend. What do you think? 405 00:18:54,092 --> 00:18:56,428 And now we'll find our bedrooms. 406 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,054 -Ooh! -Welcome. 407 00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:01,891 -This is a casita. -It's like a little apartment. 408 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,686 ANGIE: Okay, follow me. 409 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,187 We're gonna go on a little tour of the rest of the house 410 00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,732 and we can pick our rooms. 411 00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,191 This one's right off the living room. 412 00:19:10,233 --> 00:19:12,027 MEREDITH: Oh, wow, this is nice. 413 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,030 -You want this room? -No, I do not want this room. 414 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:17,866 Let's go see the next room. This is room number five. 415 00:19:17,907 --> 00:19:19,826 -Isn't this beautiful? -Yeah, I like room number five. 416 00:19:19,868 --> 00:19:21,953 Views of the pool. This is room number one. 417 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,455 Hold up. Four. 418 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:24,831 -Angie's ----ing up. -Oh, my God. 419 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,332 -I'm not, though. -Ma'am, you're supposed to know 420 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:29,002 this house like the back of your hand. 421 00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:30,545 The fact that you two 422 00:19:30,587 --> 00:19:32,589 don't break out in a fight every second--it blows my mind. 423 00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:34,049 -[laughs] -I just--I just blow her off. 424 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,550 Do you like that? 425 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:40,847 All I care about is-- is a closet and a bathtub. 426 00:19:40,889 --> 00:19:43,266 All right, ladies, welcome to my room. 427 00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:44,351 You guys can come cuddle. 428 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,728 -Oh. -Do you like it? 429 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:50,148 This is mine. Welcome to my room. 430 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,733 -Oh, wow, okay. -I'm sorry. Who? 431 00:19:51,775 --> 00:19:53,943 Are you in charge? Who's in charge? 432 00:19:53,985 --> 00:19:58,782 -Looks like a sh--ty room to me. -Here's the tub. 433 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,992 Historically, Jen has always gotten the best room. 434 00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:04,412 -It's massive. -Okay. This is my room. 435 00:20:04,454 --> 00:20:07,040 We decided to give you the master. 436 00:20:07,082 --> 00:20:10,377 Oh, my God. [squeals] 437 00:20:10,418 --> 00:20:13,421 I'm kinda feeling like maybe we should give Jen the master 438 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:15,548 because there is a big possibility 439 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:18,051 that she might be spending the next couple years 440 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:21,971 in a 6x9-foot jail cell. 441 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,432 -You can come cuddle. -I don't wanna cuddle. 442 00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,267 -[indistinct conversations] -Come on. 443 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:28,061 -I'm done. I'm done. -Whoo! 444 00:20:28,103 --> 00:20:30,897 I ----ing plan this sh--, and you get the best room? 445 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,440 -Um...I know Jack. -It's fine. 446 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:34,734 Is it fine? 'Cause it doesn't sound fine. 447 00:20:34,776 --> 00:20:38,655 Earth to Angie, the person that plans the entire girls trip 448 00:20:38,697 --> 00:20:43,618 gets the master bedroom, not you, side piece. 449 00:20:43,660 --> 00:20:45,954 -I get room number two or three. -Room number two. 450 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,249 -I wouldn't mind taking four. -Okay, you're two. You're four. 451 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,959 Meredith, we know you want the tub. 452 00:20:51,001 --> 00:20:53,628 I want the tub. All I care about is the tub. 453 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:56,131 -Okay. Heather? -I-I like the isolated casita 454 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:58,925 if it's available, but I don't wanna take it-- 455 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,552 You don't like it? But you can do my glam-- 456 00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,470 -I just need glam there. -Yeah, you can do glam there. 457 00:21:02,512 --> 00:21:04,431 -Sure. -I'm in two. 458 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,890 -Two. -I'm in three. 459 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,684 -She's two, three. -I'm confused. 460 00:21:07,726 --> 00:21:09,185 I just need to know where I'm going. 461 00:21:09,227 --> 00:21:11,312 -You're right next to me. -Even though I'm planning this, 462 00:21:11,354 --> 00:21:13,356 I don't know where I'm going. -Well, you're right next to me. 463 00:21:13,398 --> 00:21:14,566 -Okay, you're not isolating. -Yeah. 464 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,526 -[laughs] -Okay. 465 00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:21,698 Okay, you guys, so, listen, we have this whole-- 466 00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:26,202 Why don't you ----ing say it, then? 467 00:21:26,244 --> 00:21:28,830 'Cause you really ----ed up the room situation. 468 00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:31,332 We wear sexy bikinis on the yacht 469 00:21:31,374 --> 00:21:32,834 and change for dinner later. -Um, 'cause I am a ----ing pro. 470 00:21:32,876 --> 00:21:34,002 Yes. 471 00:21:35,378 --> 00:21:38,965 Take it to the top since we're all paying attention. 472 00:21:39,007 --> 00:21:42,469 *** 473 00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:43,845 -Let's do this. -[gasps] 474 00:21:43,887 --> 00:21:45,305 -Ohh! -Are you serious, Jen? 475 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,848 Yeah, I'm serious. 476 00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:56,483 *** 477 00:21:57,942 --> 00:22:01,029 Take it to the top since we're all paying attention. 478 00:22:02,197 --> 00:22:04,574 So anyway... 479 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:06,326 -Let's--Let's do this. -[gasps] 480 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:07,911 -Ohh! -Are you serious, Jen? 481 00:22:07,952 --> 00:22:08,995 I'm serious. 482 00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,747 *** 483 00:22:10,789 --> 00:22:13,416 [slow motion voice] Are you serious? 484 00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:18,088 Oh, my God. Jen is so demeaning. 485 00:22:18,129 --> 00:22:21,508 Angie is standing there like Sissy Spacek in "Carrie" 486 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:24,761 with a bucket of pig blood, just like... 487 00:22:24,803 --> 00:22:27,430 [demonic cackling] 488 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:28,890 I would classify this 489 00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,725 as a rule number three Fun Bitch move. 490 00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:33,144 That is just a bitch move. 491 00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,729 -That's not even funny. -It isfunny. 492 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:36,773 This is the fun trip. 493 00:22:36,815 --> 00:22:38,191 Would you like me to pour this... 494 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:39,776 -Go ahead. -...on your freshly blown hair? 495 00:22:39,818 --> 00:22:41,528 -Go right ahead. -Really? No. I wouldn't 496 00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,655 ----ing do that. No. -Here, I'll do it. 497 00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,368 JEN: Oh, my gosh! This is supposed to be fun. 498 00:22:48,410 --> 00:22:50,078 You just soaked my hair, 499 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:51,621 and I blew it out to go out tonight. 500 00:22:51,663 --> 00:22:53,540 Oh, my gosh. We have three hours to get ready. 501 00:22:53,581 --> 00:22:56,501 Okay, it's fine. Moving on. Tell everyone about the trip. 502 00:22:56,543 --> 00:22:58,962 I'm sorry. I thought I could joke around with you, but... 503 00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:01,881 -Okay. I'm good. -Okay, good. 504 00:23:01,923 --> 00:23:04,175 -This is called fun trip. -Okay, that was so fun. 505 00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,554 Everyone has different levels of what they find to be fun, 506 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,889 and apparently, Angie doesn't like 507 00:23:09,931 --> 00:23:14,227 having anything poured on her, so...noted. 508 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:16,896 Listen, you guys, so we're going on a--on a yacht. 509 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,441 -So I need you all to bring it. -I'm good. 510 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:22,318 -Okay, good. All right. -Okay, let's go get ready. 511 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:26,865 *** 512 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:28,241 Uh... 513 00:23:28,283 --> 00:23:34,330 *** 514 00:23:34,372 --> 00:23:36,082 What was that about? 515 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:41,171 Well, this is why I love the casita. 516 00:23:41,212 --> 00:23:42,839 -Sorry you got dumped on. -Oh, girl, it's good. Uh-- 517 00:23:42,881 --> 00:23:44,966 -Still look gorgeous. -Thank you. You're so sweet. 518 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:47,177 I can just re-blow-dry this. No, I don't know. 519 00:23:47,218 --> 00:23:48,678 Jen's on edge, obviously. 520 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,263 I think she feels like I'm taking over. 521 00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:52,432 All I'm trying to do is help. I got the house. 522 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:55,226 I know the space, and I just wanted to help everyone 523 00:23:55,268 --> 00:23:57,896 find somewhere to sleep. 524 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:59,898 I'm trying to have fun. 525 00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:04,736 That is not a fun, hey, champagne up your skirt 526 00:24:04,778 --> 00:24:07,072 'cause we're partying and having fun. 527 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:11,701 [cheering] 528 00:24:11,743 --> 00:24:15,330 That is a, "No, listen to me, bitch." 529 00:24:15,372 --> 00:24:18,041 It's kinda like when my dogs mark their territory, 530 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:21,544 like she's lifting her leg and peeing on Angie's head, 531 00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,463 but with a bottle of Veuve. 532 00:24:23,505 --> 00:24:25,674 Bitch, if you're gonna get mad because I pour a drink 533 00:24:25,715 --> 00:24:29,260 when you're gonna go get ready, I poured it on myself, too. 534 00:24:29,302 --> 00:24:31,930 I'm trying to lighten the mood and be like, "Hey, let's go." 535 00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,808 Well, she's--she's your friend. Go just apologize 536 00:24:34,849 --> 00:24:36,351 for pouring the drink and say, "But this is my trip. 537 00:24:36,393 --> 00:24:38,520 I'm taking back control 'cause this is chaos." 538 00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,064 I'm supposed to be her best friend, 539 00:24:41,106 --> 00:24:42,107 and she just poured a drink on my head. 540 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,733 You act like you're her best friend. 541 00:24:43,775 --> 00:24:45,485 To me, it looked like, she was like, 542 00:24:45,527 --> 00:24:47,070 "Wait. How come I'm not getting the best room?" 543 00:24:47,112 --> 00:24:49,030 -That's how I felt. -Even--but I mean, 544 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:50,782 we give her the best room every time 545 00:24:50,824 --> 00:24:52,409 we're on a trip together, like, let's make Jen happy. 546 00:24:52,450 --> 00:24:54,452 -There's six other girls, yeah. -Can you make her happy, though? 547 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:57,497 I feel like I should have said something in the moment, 548 00:24:57,539 --> 00:24:59,582 but I'm like, I don't wanna pour gas on a fire. 549 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:02,544 I'm so mad at myself right now 550 00:25:02,585 --> 00:25:04,504 that I didn't confront Jen in front of everyone. 551 00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,798 Watching my friend get a drink poured on her head 552 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,134 by my other friend is, like, insane. 553 00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:11,011 To have your friend do that to you 554 00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:15,098 in front of a whole group of people is so awful. 555 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:17,183 I feel like I've been conditioned as Jen's friend 556 00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:20,061 to not call her out on her bad behavior, 557 00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,147 and if you do, you're a bad friend to her, 558 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,690 where, no, it's, like, actually being a good friend, 559 00:25:23,732 --> 00:25:25,442 saying, "Hey, guess what? You just ----ed up. 560 00:25:25,483 --> 00:25:27,944 What you just did is wrong." 561 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:31,114 I understand, like, your humor with it 562 00:25:31,156 --> 00:25:32,741 in trying to lighten it up, but that pissed her off, yeah. 563 00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,367 But she's been my friend since college, 564 00:25:34,409 --> 00:25:36,953 then what is the problem? 565 00:25:36,995 --> 00:25:39,330 It's not like I threw her in the pool 566 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:42,709 or ripped her weave out or sent you home 567 00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:44,544 at the curbside at the airport. 568 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:47,130 And I know what kind of friend I am. I'm loyal. I'm committed. 569 00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:49,174 I will do anything for my friends or family. 570 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:50,550 -You're a great friend to Jen. -Thank you. 571 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:53,386 After everything I'm--I've done, she still does that? 572 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:56,181 You know, Lisa, I took care-- 573 00:25:56,222 --> 00:25:58,308 I not only planned Sharrieff's birthday party, 574 00:25:58,350 --> 00:26:02,103 all of it, I paid for the entire party. 575 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,064 -Wow. -I was not supposed to do that. 576 00:26:04,105 --> 00:26:06,107 I was supposed to open my home up, 577 00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:07,567 and she was gonna plan it all. 578 00:26:07,609 --> 00:26:09,861 I ended up planning it, and I ended up paying for it. 579 00:26:09,903 --> 00:26:13,406 I spent $15,000 on Coach's birthday. 580 00:26:13,448 --> 00:26:15,658 [swing jazz playing] 581 00:26:15,700 --> 00:26:17,994 $3,000--flowers. 582 00:26:18,036 --> 00:26:19,412 -$4,000--bar. -[cash register bell dings] 583 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:22,916 $600--cake. $3,000--dance floor and tables. 584 00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:26,169 Piano--$750. Clean-up--$500. 585 00:26:26,211 --> 00:26:29,297 Dancers--$900. $3,000--casino tables. 586 00:26:29,339 --> 00:26:32,050 $4,000--appetizers. 587 00:26:32,092 --> 00:26:37,055 And how much money did I get from Jen Shah? Zero. 588 00:26:37,097 --> 00:26:38,348 I could've bought my daughter a horse with the amount... 589 00:26:38,390 --> 00:26:40,183 -Yeah. -...of money that I spent, 590 00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:41,476 and I did do that. -[camera shutter clicks] 591 00:26:41,518 --> 00:26:43,853 [harp plays glissando, bell dings] 592 00:26:43,895 --> 00:26:46,773 But I'm just saying, after what just happened, 593 00:26:46,815 --> 00:26:48,858 she'll be getting a bill from me when we get home. 594 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:50,860 My time and energy towards it was enough, 595 00:26:50,902 --> 00:26:52,612 but I will no longer pay for that party. 596 00:26:52,654 --> 00:26:54,781 *** 597 00:26:54,823 --> 00:26:56,658 Okay, I'm-a--I'm gonna keep my mouth shut. 598 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,743 Yeah, no, that's--I don't-- I honestly don't even think 599 00:26:58,785 --> 00:27:00,495 she's really angry. -Yeah, I think that we-- 600 00:27:00,537 --> 00:27:05,000 -[crying] I'm so mad right now. -I know! I could see that. 601 00:27:05,041 --> 00:27:07,460 And I felt so bad for you. I do feel so bad for you, Angie. 602 00:27:07,502 --> 00:27:10,547 -I'm so ----ing pissed. -No, you know what it is? 603 00:27:10,588 --> 00:27:13,174 It's like, you've taken enough over the last year. 604 00:27:13,216 --> 00:27:15,635 -Can you grab me a tissue? -Yeah. Ange, as your friend, 605 00:27:15,677 --> 00:27:17,220 I'm telling you, you've taken enough. 606 00:27:17,262 --> 00:27:19,681 -I feel it's hurtful. -Yeah, it's very hurtful. 607 00:27:19,723 --> 00:27:22,225 She needs to just grow the [bleep] up. 608 00:27:22,267 --> 00:27:25,687 She's gonna go and fight for her life. 609 00:27:25,729 --> 00:27:28,148 She's in this battle right now, and she continues to want 610 00:27:28,189 --> 00:27:31,901 people to support her, but yet she continues to dig herself 611 00:27:31,943 --> 00:27:33,403 into a deeper and deeper hole. 612 00:27:33,445 --> 00:27:37,032 She continues to show people this immature behavior, 613 00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:38,742 and I'm done doing those kind of favors for her. 614 00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:41,745 *** 615 00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,079 Coming up... 616 00:27:43,121 --> 00:27:46,541 [crying] No, I'm not okay, but...that's fine. 617 00:27:46,583 --> 00:27:50,587 This has not been fun, and I'm the CEO of Fun. 618 00:27:50,628 --> 00:27:53,048 You know what? [bleep] you. 619 00:28:02,223 --> 00:28:09,022 *** 620 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:16,988 Hi, girlfriend. What are you gonna wear? 621 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:18,531 I'm gonna see what you're wearing, 622 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:20,658 and then I'm gonna wear something equal 623 00:28:20,700 --> 00:28:22,202 or similar to. Stand up. 624 00:28:24,746 --> 00:28:27,332 How are you doing? You seem a little nervous energy. 625 00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:30,210 How would you feel if someone did that to you? 626 00:28:30,251 --> 00:28:32,837 -Well, I mean, I'd be pissed. -Be pissed, 627 00:28:32,879 --> 00:28:35,715 but you should tell your friend, like... 628 00:28:35,757 --> 00:28:36,925 What am I supposed to do, 629 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:39,427 swat the champagne flute out of her hand? 630 00:28:39,469 --> 00:28:41,054 I kind of agreed with her that she wanted Angie to be quiet, 631 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:44,516 and she wanted to, like, get us, you know, to talk a little bit. 632 00:28:44,557 --> 00:28:46,643 But there's a different way to handle things like that, 633 00:28:46,685 --> 00:28:49,145 and that's your--supposed to be your best friend. 634 00:28:49,187 --> 00:28:52,982 I'm, like, secretly thrilled because I felt like 635 00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,902 daggers were coming at me, 636 00:28:55,944 --> 00:28:57,862 and now with the fortuitous swish 637 00:28:57,904 --> 00:29:00,573 of a tablespoon of champagne, 638 00:29:00,615 --> 00:29:02,242 the tide has turned. 639 00:29:02,283 --> 00:29:03,952 Maybe now this trip won't be 640 00:29:03,993 --> 00:29:05,453 about how sh--ty of a friend I am, 641 00:29:05,495 --> 00:29:07,205 and instead it'll be about someone else. 642 00:29:07,247 --> 00:29:10,709 Can I use your, um, room for glam? 643 00:29:10,750 --> 00:29:13,211 100 ----ing percent. It's yours. 644 00:29:13,253 --> 00:29:14,546 -I need to talk to you, too. -Okay. 645 00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:17,215 Because I don't like the whole, like, 646 00:29:17,257 --> 00:29:20,301 awkwardness and bullsh--. 647 00:29:20,343 --> 00:29:22,220 I planned this because I want it to be fun, 648 00:29:22,262 --> 00:29:25,265 and you can't say you know me for 20 years 649 00:29:25,306 --> 00:29:27,559 and then get mad because I'm doing it to lighten it up 650 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,853 because, girl, you just confused the [bleep] out of everybody 651 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:31,604 with the rooms. 652 00:29:33,064 --> 00:29:35,525 You can use my room, obviously, and I'm gonna go up there, 653 00:29:35,567 --> 00:29:37,193 and I'm gonna change 'cause you're half ready 654 00:29:37,235 --> 00:29:38,903 and looking great. 655 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,406 -Yeah. -Listen, I know 656 00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:44,576 that you wanna stand up for truth and righteousness. 657 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:48,038 I get it. Listen, you're a guest of a guest. 658 00:29:48,079 --> 00:29:50,665 Do not take up with the hostess. 659 00:29:50,707 --> 00:29:52,792 *** 660 00:29:52,834 --> 00:29:56,087 The loyalty runs pretty deep with Jen and these ladies. 661 00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:58,131 Like, does Jen have something over them? 662 00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,674 Like, does she have their blood samples, 663 00:29:59,716 --> 00:30:02,677 their Social Security Number, their DNA? 664 00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:04,095 [laughs] Like, what is this? 665 00:30:04,137 --> 00:30:05,930 Just pick your battles wisely. 666 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,640 That's my advice. 667 00:30:07,682 --> 00:30:15,648 *** 668 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,650 [cellphone rings] 669 00:30:17,692 --> 00:30:18,943 [singsongy] Hi. 670 00:30:18,985 --> 00:30:20,612 What are you doing? 671 00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:23,698 Well, we're about to go on a boat for a bit. 672 00:30:23,740 --> 00:30:26,284 You look too good to be in water right now. 673 00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:28,119 Thank you, thank you. 674 00:30:28,161 --> 00:30:32,999 *** 675 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,668 [line rings] 676 00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,086 -Hi. -Hello? 677 00:30:36,127 --> 00:30:40,382 Hey, I'm on with my 401(k) guy. We're getting-- 678 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:43,134 Yeah, get that 4-0-way--401 figured out. Call me back. 679 00:30:43,176 --> 00:30:45,220 -All right. -Cheers. 680 00:30:45,261 --> 00:30:47,097 -Bye. -Love. Bye. 681 00:30:51,017 --> 00:31:00,652 *** 682 00:31:00,694 --> 00:31:02,862 -Hello, gorgeous. -Hi. You look beautiful. 683 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,322 Thank you. You do, too. [kisses] 684 00:31:04,364 --> 00:31:05,990 -What's going on? -The angel and the devil 685 00:31:06,032 --> 00:31:08,034 in black and white, huh? -Exactly. 686 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:13,498 *** 687 00:31:13,540 --> 00:31:16,876 Hello, ladies. 688 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:20,547 -Oh, mamacita. -Well, hello. Look at you. 689 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:22,173 Hello. 690 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:25,385 *** 691 00:31:25,427 --> 00:31:27,053 -Did you talk to Shawn? -I did. I called him. 692 00:31:27,095 --> 00:31:28,847 -What did he say? -Well, he actually called. 693 00:31:28,888 --> 00:31:31,891 Well, he felt really bad. 694 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,685 The very thing that she is, 695 00:31:33,727 --> 00:31:36,146 you know, being accused of right now 696 00:31:36,187 --> 00:31:39,733 is conning people out of money. -Right. 697 00:31:39,774 --> 00:31:42,444 And somehow I just feel like I just got conned 698 00:31:42,485 --> 00:31:44,237 out of thousands of dollars 699 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:46,114 throwing that party for her husband. 700 00:31:46,156 --> 00:31:48,199 [crying] This wasn't even worth it. 701 00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,618 It'd be one thing if she appreciated it, 702 00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:52,120 but she doesn't. 703 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:54,831 It's just like a bad joke that didn't land. 704 00:31:56,499 --> 00:31:58,585 It was a mean girl thing, right? 705 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,378 I feel like Angie K. should have come and talked to me, 706 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,213 but instead, her and Lisa are over there, 707 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:05,342 like, buddy-buddy chitchatting. 708 00:32:05,383 --> 00:32:07,427 I invited the wrong Angie. 709 00:32:07,469 --> 00:32:09,429 Can we get on the phone with Angie H.? 710 00:32:09,471 --> 00:32:12,557 I'm good. I just kind of needed to process for a minute. 711 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:16,102 The tension is real. Like, it is... 712 00:32:16,144 --> 00:32:19,647 Like, if I had a zit on my forehead, 713 00:32:19,689 --> 00:32:22,692 it'd pop itself. Like, it is, like... 714 00:32:22,734 --> 00:32:25,695 Are we ready to go on the yacht? Let's go on the yacht. 715 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:30,200 *** 716 00:32:30,241 --> 00:32:31,284 Coming up... 717 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:33,286 Today was a tipping point for me 718 00:32:33,328 --> 00:32:35,455 with you dumping a ----ing drink on my head 719 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:38,917 in front of our friends. I'm a ----ing respected woman! 720 00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,335 -So am I. -Oh, yeah? 721 00:32:40,377 --> 00:32:41,670 -Yes, I have no doubt. -How come you can't keep 722 00:32:41,711 --> 00:32:43,713 a ----ing friendship, then, with anybody? 723 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:51,721 *** 724 00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:59,145 Hi. You still look fresh as a daisy. 725 00:32:59,187 --> 00:33:02,857 Thank you. 726 00:33:02,899 --> 00:33:06,486 * I'm gonna get lipstick on Lisa's white linen pants * 727 00:33:06,528 --> 00:33:07,904 Um, you're staying away from me. 728 00:33:07,946 --> 00:33:09,948 [laughs] * I'm gonna accidently get * 729 00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:11,825 * My arm get some spray tan on your pants * 730 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:14,411 I mean, I don't think your arm spray tan is just 731 00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:16,121 gonna rub off on her pants. -It's like pure for you. 732 00:33:16,162 --> 00:33:18,248 Like, you two stay close. 733 00:33:18,289 --> 00:33:21,710 I gotta lean this way, away from the spray tan. 734 00:33:21,751 --> 00:33:24,504 *** 735 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,756 LISA: Whitney, can you grab me a water? 736 00:33:26,798 --> 00:33:28,883 -Bottle service. -I believe in Whitney. 737 00:33:28,925 --> 00:33:30,552 -Hell, yeah. -I'll steady it against 738 00:33:30,593 --> 00:33:33,680 the rim with you. I know how to steady against the rim. 739 00:33:33,722 --> 00:33:35,724 *** 740 00:33:38,768 --> 00:33:42,731 *** 741 00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,571 People get mad 'cause I know just speak the truth, 742 00:33:49,612 --> 00:33:52,741 and then it's an issue. 743 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,493 You know? 744 00:33:55,535 --> 00:33:57,954 Let's not make it more uncomfortable anymore. 745 00:33:59,289 --> 00:34:02,042 Yeah, I am talking to you. 746 00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,501 *** 747 00:34:09,341 --> 00:34:10,633 Well, maybe you should apologize then. 748 00:34:10,675 --> 00:34:13,428 I'm not apologizing. Maybe you should apologize. 749 00:34:13,470 --> 00:34:15,889 Apologize to you for what? For getting you wet? 750 00:34:15,930 --> 00:34:18,475 I'm sorry. I thought you were my friend for 20 years, 751 00:34:18,516 --> 00:34:21,019 and it was a joke. It's not that big of a deal. 752 00:34:21,061 --> 00:34:22,896 Like, I did not pour it over your head, 753 00:34:22,937 --> 00:34:25,482 over the middle of your head so it dripped down your face. 754 00:34:25,523 --> 00:34:27,275 -I'm so sorry. I-I was trying-- -It was to the side, 755 00:34:27,317 --> 00:34:28,902 so that doesn't count. 756 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:30,820 I poured the drink on myself, too. I didn't mean-- 757 00:34:30,862 --> 00:34:33,031 I didn't mean it in that type of way. 758 00:34:33,073 --> 00:34:34,324 Should we do a "raise your hand" moment? 759 00:34:34,366 --> 00:34:35,617 Raise your hand. Who thought it was funny? 760 00:34:35,658 --> 00:34:39,496 Did anyone here think it was funny? 761 00:34:39,537 --> 00:34:41,831 I don't see any hands going up. 762 00:34:44,793 --> 00:34:45,794 Are you serious? 763 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:48,004 I wasn't trying to come after you. 764 00:34:48,046 --> 00:34:51,675 It was because everyone was confused about, like, 765 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:53,176 the bedrooms and everything. 766 00:34:53,218 --> 00:34:55,053 So you pour a drink on my head? 767 00:34:56,638 --> 00:34:58,556 I'm saying when I have-- 768 00:34:58,598 --> 00:35:00,600 I've been super ----ing organized with this. 769 00:35:00,642 --> 00:35:03,561 -I say--I-- -And with Sharrieff's party. 770 00:35:03,603 --> 00:35:06,439 I had to plan the whole ----ing party, 771 00:35:06,481 --> 00:35:08,024 and I paid for that entire party. 772 00:35:08,066 --> 00:35:10,735 -No, you did not. -What did you pay for? 773 00:35:10,777 --> 00:35:15,281 I came for the walkthrough when Angie offered her home. 774 00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:17,117 I'm so excited you're doing this. 775 00:35:17,158 --> 00:35:18,618 Oh, I'm so excited, too. 776 00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:20,537 I didn't have a housewarming party yet, 777 00:35:20,578 --> 00:35:22,038 so this is sort of-- -Oh, this'll be it. 778 00:35:22,080 --> 00:35:23,581 -This is gonna be it. -We can, like, turn up 779 00:35:23,623 --> 00:35:25,625 and, like--Yeah. -Turn it up. We can have fun. 780 00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:29,045 To unload it like that in front of all of us 781 00:35:29,087 --> 00:35:31,339 feels like a sucker punch. 782 00:35:31,381 --> 00:35:34,801 It feels mean, and it feels ugly. 783 00:35:34,843 --> 00:35:36,803 -Are you ----ing kidding me? -Have you even offered 784 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,388 to reimburse one-- -Yes, I have! 785 00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:40,015 -Really? -Are you ----ing kidding me 786 00:35:40,056 --> 00:35:41,891 right now? -Girl, it was three months ago. 787 00:35:41,933 --> 00:35:43,393 Oh, my gosh. 788 00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:45,770 I was going to host Coach Shah's party 789 00:35:45,812 --> 00:35:47,731 at a completely different location, 790 00:35:47,772 --> 00:35:50,525 but Angie K. called me and told me, 791 00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:52,819 "We're done building our house. We haven't had 792 00:35:52,861 --> 00:35:54,571 a housewarming party or anything yet. 793 00:35:54,612 --> 00:35:57,157 I would love to host his party here." 794 00:35:57,198 --> 00:36:01,953 In fact, she hosted a tasting at her house. 795 00:36:01,995 --> 00:36:04,956 That's the best octopus I've ever had. 796 00:36:04,998 --> 00:36:07,125 I'm allergic to shellfish, so I can't... 797 00:36:07,167 --> 00:36:08,460 I'll eat it for you. 798 00:36:08,501 --> 00:36:10,295 And also, Coach Shah doesn't drink. 799 00:36:10,337 --> 00:36:11,296 If this is your favorite, we should probably call it 800 00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:12,797 the Angie. -Cheers. 801 00:36:12,839 --> 00:36:14,507 Okay, can this be my drink? 802 00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:16,051 She's a goddamn liar. 803 00:36:16,092 --> 00:36:17,844 I have been a very good friend to you, 804 00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:20,555 and today was a tipping point for me, 805 00:36:20,597 --> 00:36:22,682 with you dumping a ----ing drink on my head 806 00:36:22,724 --> 00:36:26,019 in front of our friends. It was embarrassing for you 807 00:36:26,061 --> 00:36:27,645 and ----ing humiliating for me, and it made-- 808 00:36:27,687 --> 00:36:29,189 It wasn't embarrassing. We're all friends. 809 00:36:29,230 --> 00:36:32,108 It's embarrassing for you. I'm a ----ing respected woman! 810 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,526 -So am I. -Oh, yeah? 811 00:36:33,568 --> 00:36:34,861 -Yes, I am, no doubt. -How come you can't keep 812 00:36:34,903 --> 00:36:36,821 a ----ing friendship, then, with anybody? 813 00:36:38,907 --> 00:36:40,825 I've been there for you. I've gone to bat for you. 814 00:36:40,867 --> 00:36:42,660 Went all out for your husband's birthday, 815 00:36:42,702 --> 00:36:45,205 which is only supposed to be atmy house. 816 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:47,582 I was supposed to open up my house, not open up my wallet, 817 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:49,209 and you haven't said a ----ing word, 818 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,002 not even a "thank you" card. -That's not true. 819 00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:52,420 You didn't come to clean up. You didn't come-- 820 00:36:52,462 --> 00:36:54,130 I gave you a ----ing $5,000 necklace. 821 00:36:54,172 --> 00:36:55,590 Don't--Don't lie, Angie. 822 00:36:55,632 --> 00:36:59,594 -Okay, this is beautiful. -I brought this over 823 00:36:59,636 --> 00:37:00,679 because I couldn't put it on with my nails. 824 00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,847 -I love it. -There you go. 825 00:37:02,889 --> 00:37:04,391 -Are you serious? -Mm-hmm. 826 00:37:04,432 --> 00:37:06,101 -This is for me? -Yep. 827 00:37:06,142 --> 00:37:07,727 You're always too busy doing everything else. 828 00:37:07,769 --> 00:37:09,312 Look, you're deflecting. You're ----ing lying. 829 00:37:09,354 --> 00:37:12,065 You gave me a necklace you were wearing already. 830 00:37:12,107 --> 00:37:14,901 I didn't ask to throw a party in return for a necklace. 831 00:37:14,943 --> 00:37:16,736 The last thing I wanna do is keep this necklace 832 00:37:16,778 --> 00:37:18,655 and be out in public and have 833 00:37:18,697 --> 00:37:20,615 the Southern District of New York find me 834 00:37:20,657 --> 00:37:22,659 and take the necklace off my neck. 835 00:37:24,953 --> 00:37:26,121 How about, "Thanks for throwing the party?" 836 00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:28,081 I mean, I'm still waiting for that. 837 00:37:30,625 --> 00:37:32,752 No. Yeah, I shouldn't have to ask. 838 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:34,754 I didn't hear from you for three days, 839 00:37:34,796 --> 00:37:36,631 as I was on my knees, cleaning my floors. 840 00:37:36,673 --> 00:37:38,258 My house was ----ing trashed. 841 00:37:38,299 --> 00:37:41,011 I was willing to help you and sweep it under the rug. 842 00:37:41,052 --> 00:37:42,762 No more sweeping under the rug. Try and talk about it. 843 00:37:42,804 --> 00:37:44,055 No, that's why it's coming out. 844 00:37:49,185 --> 00:37:50,687 Right? 845 00:37:50,729 --> 00:37:53,023 Did everyone not see how lovely that event was? 846 00:37:53,064 --> 00:37:55,108 I didn't even wanna do it in your house! 847 00:37:55,150 --> 00:37:56,985 You did! 848 00:37:57,027 --> 00:37:59,738 Those are the rules? When you host a party, 849 00:37:59,779 --> 00:38:01,489 you bill the other person? 850 00:38:04,826 --> 00:38:06,536 You're being a bitch. 851 00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,788 Yeah, I am right now. 852 00:38:08,830 --> 00:38:11,708 Damn. I wish I got that memo three years ago, 853 00:38:11,750 --> 00:38:14,252 because I could have sent Meredith Marks and her family 854 00:38:14,294 --> 00:38:16,129 an invoice for $80,000. 855 00:38:16,171 --> 00:38:20,175 [cheering, drums beating rhythmically] 856 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:22,177 Whoo! 857 00:38:22,218 --> 00:38:23,470 But that's not what you do 858 00:38:23,511 --> 00:38:25,096 when you actually host a ----ing party. 859 00:38:25,138 --> 00:38:27,265 *** 860 00:38:27,307 --> 00:38:28,641 I think once we get on the boat, 861 00:38:28,683 --> 00:38:29,559 let's take, like, five shots each. 862 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:33,605 -WHITNEY: Yes. -MEREDITH: Yeah. 863 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:36,566 Guys, we have to turn the perspective 864 00:38:36,608 --> 00:38:38,735 on the Sprinter van rides for us, okay? 865 00:38:38,777 --> 00:38:42,197 Coming from the woman who's only ridden in one! 866 00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:43,698 [laughs] 867 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,949 Coming up... 868 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:46,659 What the [bleep] have you done for me?! 869 00:38:46,701 --> 00:38:48,161 I don't need sh-- from you! 870 00:38:48,203 --> 00:38:50,789 You are coming at me at my most vulnerable time. 871 00:38:50,830 --> 00:38:54,042 [bleep] you, Angie. She's fake as [bleep]. 872 00:38:54,084 --> 00:38:55,960 Jump out of the mother----ing boat 873 00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:03,885 [seabirds calling] 874 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:13,395 *** 875 00:39:13,436 --> 00:39:15,105 Thank you so much. 876 00:39:15,146 --> 00:39:16,940 -And I-- -[singsongy] Let's do it. 877 00:39:16,981 --> 00:39:18,400 WHITNEY: Let's go get on a yacht. 878 00:39:18,441 --> 00:39:24,781 *** 879 00:39:24,823 --> 00:39:26,908 I'm gonna [bleep] some people up. 880 00:39:26,950 --> 00:39:28,785 I'm not feeling great about getting on a boat 881 00:39:28,827 --> 00:39:30,453 with these women. 882 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:33,415 We historically do not do well in confined spaces. 883 00:39:33,456 --> 00:39:35,875 You're not okay. 884 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:38,962 [crying] No, I'm not okay, because...it's fine. 885 00:39:39,004 --> 00:39:40,922 And a yacht, in my opinion, 886 00:39:40,964 --> 00:39:44,217 is just a Sprinter van on open water. 887 00:39:44,259 --> 00:39:46,177 [crying] Are you serious? 888 00:39:46,219 --> 00:39:48,430 And now I'm not sure how I'm gonna survive. 889 00:39:48,471 --> 00:39:50,390 Yeah, and, Lisa, keep that same energy, bitch. 890 00:39:50,432 --> 00:39:53,059 I will ----ing crucify your mother----ing ass, bitch. 891 00:39:53,101 --> 00:39:54,644 ANGIE: It probably wasn't the right time, 892 00:39:54,686 --> 00:39:56,396 but when is the right time? 893 00:39:56,438 --> 00:39:59,149 The reality is you wanna have fun right now. 894 00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:01,317 Let's not incite the situation. Let's try to make it fun. 895 00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:03,278 -Thank you. -And we'll deal with it after. 896 00:40:03,319 --> 00:40:05,655 This is why we have our counselor here. Thank you. 897 00:40:05,697 --> 00:40:07,907 CEO of Fun. 898 00:40:07,949 --> 00:40:11,161 This has not been fun, and I'm the CEO of Fun, 899 00:40:11,202 --> 00:40:14,205 and I'm failing at my job miserably. 900 00:40:14,247 --> 00:40:17,542 Look at the name of our yacht-- Champagne. 901 00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:19,461 -That's perfect. -Wow, cheers. 902 00:40:19,502 --> 00:40:21,171 *** 903 00:40:21,212 --> 00:40:24,758 * Let it, let it, let it rain champagne * 904 00:40:24,799 --> 00:40:26,426 [cheering] 905 00:40:26,468 --> 00:40:27,927 Hey! 906 00:40:27,969 --> 00:40:32,891 * Let it, let it, let it rain champagne * 907 00:40:32,932 --> 00:40:35,393 -I'm Danna. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 908 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:36,978 *** 909 00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:38,730 -Hi, Captain Drew. -Nice to meet you. 910 00:40:38,772 --> 00:40:40,315 How's it going, ladies? I'm Drew. 911 00:40:40,357 --> 00:40:41,816 -Are you the captain? -Yes, ma'am. 912 00:40:41,858 --> 00:40:43,360 -Wow. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 913 00:40:43,401 --> 00:40:46,071 O Captain! My Captain! 914 00:40:46,112 --> 00:40:47,822 I mean, I'm ready to drive this ship into an iceberg 915 00:40:47,864 --> 00:40:50,033 if it means I'm gonna be 916 00:40:50,075 --> 00:40:52,077 hanging on a door with Captain Drew. 917 00:40:52,118 --> 00:40:54,204 -Oh, my gosh. -Gotta get some 918 00:40:54,245 --> 00:40:55,955 of that vitamin D. -Gotta get it. 919 00:40:55,997 --> 00:40:57,248 What can I start you ladies with? 920 00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,833 You guys want a cocktail, champagne, 921 00:40:58,875 --> 00:41:00,710 or some tequila shots? 922 00:41:00,752 --> 00:41:03,880 I want a drink that tastes as good as your boobs look. 923 00:41:03,922 --> 00:41:05,131 -[laughter] -[boat horn blows] 924 00:41:05,173 --> 00:41:07,967 We are moving! We are moving! 925 00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:10,011 I'm gonna go find Meredith and Jen. 926 00:41:10,053 --> 00:41:11,429 See, I'm really surprised what Angie said. 927 00:41:11,471 --> 00:41:14,683 I'm not sure what her angle is right now. 928 00:41:14,724 --> 00:41:20,939 Why would I ever, ever ask just host a party at someone's house? 929 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:23,274 She kept saying, "I've done so much for you." 930 00:41:23,316 --> 00:41:25,026 What the [bleep] have you done for me? 931 00:41:25,068 --> 00:41:26,611 I don't need sh-- from you. 932 00:41:26,653 --> 00:41:30,156 You are coming at me at my most vulnerable time. 933 00:41:30,198 --> 00:41:34,661 [bleep] you, Angie. She's fake as [bleep]. 934 00:41:34,703 --> 00:41:35,537 Jump out of the mother----ing boat 935 00:41:35,578 --> 00:41:37,664 and swim back to shore, bitch. 936 00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:38,873 I'm concerned for Jen. 937 00:41:38,915 --> 00:41:40,500 You know how many connections we have? 938 00:41:40,542 --> 00:41:43,712 We can host his ----ing party up at Rice-Eccles Stadium. 939 00:41:43,753 --> 00:41:45,130 -Jen. -What are you talking about? 940 00:41:45,171 --> 00:41:49,509 I know that she is not in a very great mental state, 941 00:41:49,551 --> 00:41:54,389 and having it be exacerbated 942 00:41:54,431 --> 00:41:56,391 by friends who are not very supportive, 943 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:59,894 you know, she's trying to numb herself. 944 00:42:01,855 --> 00:42:05,608 I feel like she is hitting a breaking point. 945 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:10,321 Really very, very, like, unsettling. It's frightening. 946 00:42:10,363 --> 00:42:12,449 You are coming at me at my most vulnerable time. 947 00:42:12,490 --> 00:42:16,453 You know this. You know what? [bleep] you. 948 00:42:19,831 --> 00:42:23,376 Next time on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"... 949 00:42:23,418 --> 00:42:25,045 -Those shoes are not mine. -Are they yours? 950 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:28,006 -They're not mine. -Great! 951 00:42:28,048 --> 00:42:29,591 Nobody knew whose shoes those were. 952 00:42:29,632 --> 00:42:31,760 *** 953 00:42:31,801 --> 00:42:33,261 Don't you ever ----ing expect me 954 00:42:33,303 --> 00:42:36,097 to have your ----ing back. -I didn't do anything. 955 00:42:36,139 --> 00:42:39,225 Everybody here loves everything and ----ing lies. 956 00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:41,811 You're coming at me today? I don't ----ing deserve that. 957 00:42:41,853 --> 00:42:43,772 -I'm your friend. I'm still-- -When did I come at you today? 958 00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:46,232 Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?! 959 00:42:46,274 --> 00:42:48,693 [crying] You're supposed to be my ride or die, and guess what? 960 00:42:48,735 --> 00:42:51,821 -That's not ride or die! -What do you want me to do? 961 00:42:51,863 --> 00:42:53,573 Not be friends with Angie Harrington. 962 00:42:53,615 --> 00:42:55,283 Okay, I'm not gonna do that. 963 00:42:55,325 --> 00:42:56,534 I just need to know what category to put you in. 964 00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:58,244 Put me in the category that I am back with her. 965 00:42:58,286 --> 00:42:59,996 So when people are like, "Are you a Heather Gay 966 00:43:00,038 --> 00:43:01,706 or a Lisa Barlow?" Don't ----ing do that sh--. 967 00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:05,627 Guess what. Go find yourself another Heather Gay. I'm out. 968 00:43:05,669 --> 00:43:10,173 ***