Previously on "The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City"...
We're calling to invite you to...
BOTH: [singsongy] San Diego!
Can you guys tell me about this trip
that I'm clearly not in the know of?
I don't know if I even wanna go at all.
I am done. I've done my job today...
I'm trying to navigate the situation.
...and my thanks to everyone for being here. Goodbye.
[door slams]
LISA: Oh, my God. It's beautiful.
Welcome to my room.
- Let's do this. - [gasps]
- Are you serious, Jen? - I am serious.
It's just like a bad joke that didn't land.
Don't you ever----ing expect me to have your----ing back, girl.
Don't!
I don't know, Heather. You've told me
that if Jen ever gave you an ultimatum,
you would not be friends with her no more.
♪
You've shown up for me for 60%,
and then you sh-- on me and my family.
Go find yourself another Heather Gay. I'm out.
♪
- What kind of eggs are they? - I don't know.
Cage-free? Range-free?
Whatever was in the refrigerator.
- I'm ready for today. - Beach day.
Beach day. Are we going to Mission Beach, you think?
Oh, I don't know.
Did you work out this morning?
This is my workout.
[laughs]
ANGIE: You did get a little jaw workout.
You're coming at me today?
I don't deserve that. I'm your friend.
When did I come at you today?
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me?! Stop----ing lying.
The bottom line is we have all dealt with this for a long time,
and it was pre-trial, too. It's not anything new.
What happened to me on the boat was ridiculous.
Like, I was really upset about that.
There's no reason to come at me
because I'm not treating you badly.
I don't wanna be pushed. I don't wanna be yelled at.
Is she my friend? Yeah, but that's not acceptable.
I don't treat my friends like that.
I don't wanna be treated like that.
Last night was just more of the same,
and I'm sick of it.
I am there for Jen all the time.
You're the only one that reached out to me after Vegas.
Well, my heart broke.
I don't wanna be in the middle by any means, Jen,
but I definitely really wanna be a good friend to you,
and I really wanna be a good friend to Meredith.
And part of that means brokering peace
in some way, shape, or form.
Where can we go with Jen with you?
If she makes an honest apology for you and Brooks,
would you want to move forward? - Well, that doesn't do--
And I want you to.
At the end of the day, I have a clear conscience.
I've been a good friend to Jen, and it's not reciprocated.
"No one's trying to say, like, we're--we're turning--
we're turning our back on you, Jen.
We're just telling you the way that you're treating us hurts."
- Mm-hmm. - And she won't hear it.
But it's unacceptable, what she keeps doing.
She doesn't even remember pushing you.
She doesn't even remember what happened.
- Did you notice that last night? - Well, then that's a problem.
- Yeah. - That's a problem,
because much like Heather doesn't even remember
we were in a fight. - Yeah.
Well, I know when we were in the hot tub last,
you were talking about taking a friend break from her.
How is that going with you guys?
If, at a very basic level,
if Heather can't validate my feelings and hear me,
then I probably have to take a friendship break.
Honestly, I-I don't know if she even is aware.
- I get so confused by--yeah. - She doesn't even notice
you're--you're absent in her life?
- I feel like she pushes you. - She hasn't even noticed.
It's just really frustrating where Heather and I are at,
because we were just in a neutral space,
but the moment she got put on blast by Jen,
she just tried to pull me into it.
I show up at the choir audition. Angie's there.
My feelings were hurt.
I didn't know that she was gonna show up with Whitney.
- I had no idea. - You invited us.
My hope of rekindling our friendship is diminishing
because I don't like this behavior.
You guys, I'm gonna go grab a Kit Kat
and get ready for the day.
♪
- HEATHER: Good morning. - DANNA: How are you?
Sh--ty.
- MEREDITH: Heather, I got you. - Oh, coffee.
Cheers, right?
You know, you're surprisingly good
at the executive assistant role. - You wanna give me a job?
[laughs]
- Are you getting dressed? - Yeah, I wanna go get dressed.
All right. [singsongy] See you in a little bit.
Oh, good, there's some bacon left over. Bacon and berries.
I know, I stole some of the berries, too.
What are you doin'?
I'm just trying to wake up.
Where am I? What day is it? What happened?
Who are my friends? Who are my enemies?
Last night, it felt very clear that Jen was saying,
"Pick me or pick Angie H.,"
and I'm hoping that after a good night's sleep,
she's gonna wake up with a clear perspective.
My loyalty for Jen throughout all of these circumstances
should give me a free pass. Like, I have earned that.
LISA: What did you think of dinner last night?
I thought it was horrible, you know?
Hello.
♪
- Hi. - Good morning.
Good morning. You look pretty.
- It was a bad night. - I'm sorry.
It's been a bad weekend.
This is my take.
You and Jen are not in a good spot, I felt like.
I feel like there's a lot of flip-flopping,
and I was trying to bring that up last night.
- There's a lot of lies. - I mean, I could tell
that everyone was, like, trying to point out
that Jen has been talking... mad sh-- on me behind my back
and, like-- - It's not mad sh--. It's not.
It was about feelings. There's a difference. It's not like--
Well, then why was everybody calling her a flip-flopper?
Because she's flip-flopping on her feelings.
Like, I don't think she was honest with you about 'em.
I wasn't trying to disrespect you at all.
I was just trying to have fun, and I-I'm sorry.
I didn't know that you would take it like that, so I'm sorry.
I know. I mean, you know I'm sensitive, and I think
that's one of the things that you like about me,
is that you know I'm a good person,
but I do get my feelings hurt, and I hate that
that conversation even came out in front of other people.
And I felt bad. I have a lot of love and respect
for you and your family.
And even after the sh--ty day we had last night,
I was still there for you, and you still acknowledged
that you knew that I have always been there for you.
[crying] The only person I know where they are is--
is Angie Katsanevas.
♪
Just knowing and having you acknowledge my loyalty
and my friendship is important to me.
Well, I hope you know that that's because
I truly love and care about you.
- Those shoes are not mine. - Are they yours?
- They're not mine. - Great!
I love you, too.
Jen has a pattern. She wants to take back everything she does
and then expects you to move forward like nothing.
But I look at Jen totally different now.
I just wanna press a "restart" button.
- Oh, I'm sorry. I love you. - We're gonna have a fun day.
- Okay. You ready? Okay. - We're gonna have some fun.
Okay. You look great, too, by the way. You're so subdued.
It's important to me to be a good friend,
but I think that we have very toxic relationships with Jen,
all of us.
Come on, come on, come on. You wanna go...
- Let her--Let her go! - [all shouting at once]
- Where's my----ing purse? - Hey, hey, hey, hey, no.
- No, sit here. - No, Jen.
Don't hit me.
Shut the [bleep] up about Mary!
- You're disgusting! - Get out of my face.
- You're disgusting! - Move--
I don't want to have to abandon her
at, like, one of maybe the lowest times of her life.
I love Jen, but the stakes keep getting raised.
What before I just thought of was Jen Shah behavior,
highs and lows, now seems to be a lot more destructive,
and I feel like Lisa and I get the brunt
of Jen's anger and frustration more than anybody else.
I didn't wanna come on the trip. It's been weird with Whitney.
She's not-- we have not spoken at all.
She's my go-to girl, you know,
and I haven't been able to hang out with her.
I haven't, like, seen her.
She's going skiing with you and Jen.
She's inviting you guys over to hot tub.
Like, give me a little bit of grace.
I'm trying hard to love you and be your friend.
How do you wanna handle it today?
- What are you hoping for today? - Today I wanna do--
I wanna go knock on Jen's door and sit down and say,
"Last night was really rough, and I love you,
but we are in a very toxic relationship.
It's fueled by really fun times with a lot of alcohol,
and it's followed up with really, really sad times
with a lot of tears, a lot of feelings,
and a lot of anger and violence."
That sounds honest.
"And everyone keeps saying to me, you're not hearing me,
you're making too light of this,
you're not getting deep into the feelings, and guess what?
If I did, I don't know that we'd stay friends."
♪
Coming up...
You flip-flop, Heather, because when you sat in my house--
Figure it out, Jen.
No, you figure it out because you flip-flop so much,
you should be wearing some flip-flops.
[seabirds calling]
♪
Hey, ladies.
What's up, Ange?
Hi.
Somebody's in my color this morning.
Here's your little beach bag.
DANNA: I love the bright colors.
I'm excited for a beach day.
You know, this is definitely not Turks and "Queso."
Um, I said "Queso." Oh, my gosh.
[beep]
This is not like Turks and "Ques-kos."
- [beep] - You know, I was hoping
for, like, Turks and Caicos with, like, white sand beaches,
but it's better than the frigid cold.
Don't use that.
You guys, we gotta go, though. Is everyone ready?
- Let's go. - Let's do it.
Love it.
Thank you.
♪
Everyone else has flats on.
You're wearing the wrong shoes, but so is Meredith.
- Oh, yeah. - [laughs]
Welcome!
- Hi, ladies! - How are you?
- I'm Danna. - Hi. I'm John.
- John. - Hi!
I'm Kristen. So nice to meet you.
Welcome to Beach Genie setups.
We have a beach day picnic set up for you.
And we'll also get some games set up.
Last night, it was a lot, so today's a new day,
and I'm super excited for the activities I have planned.
Beach games? Really?
We're gonna get riled up. We're gonna get motivated.
We're gonna conquer the world.
Like, that's the only stuff I'm trying to do.
Can't we just relax on the beach and have a margarita?
We're gonna see who becomes the queen of the beach today.
- Oh, yes! - And the way
we're gonna figure that out is through sand castle wars.
- Individual castles or teams? - Teams.
- Okay, I'm a team captain. - Two teams. Done.
- Who's the other team captain? - Whitney!
- Oh, my God. - I also would love
the opportunity to go up against Whitney if--if given.
Bring it, bitch.
We're gonna win this, you guys.
It's creativity, thinking outside the box, 'kay?
It's not--it's not gonna-- you don't wanna--okay.
We don't wanna do anything too elaborate.
We wanna do execution. Simple executing.
Keep It Simple, Stupid.
Although things are not great
between me, Jen, and Angie K. right now,
it took me about two seconds
to determine who I wanted on my team.
I think they're scrappy and competitive,
and clearly cutthroat.
I think they're strategizing over there.
What is something creative and cool
that's relevant to this trip that we could build?
Oh, my God.
You're the hostesses. That's why I picked you.
- Aloha. Um, titties. - Also Greek.
- Some kind of like, also cool. - Should we--
We could do a giant evil eye. We could--
[cheering]
I'm ready.
Welcome to the winning team.
That's right.
All right, ladies. Are we ready for this?
- I know, you're ready. - Yeah, we're ready.
Your five minutes starts... right... now!
♪
We're digging up shapes.
Okay, is this the wall?
Yeah, you just keep following the pattern.
- Can I pour? Can I pour? - Hold on. I'll be right back.
Grab some of those shells for decoration.
Great.
I don't think you guys are gonna win.
Fill them up, fill them up.
Let's also smooth the edges for presentation.
Look at our fortress. We even have a VIP entrance fee.
Oh, I love that.
Lashes, lashes. But make 'em go out like
lashes would normally go out. Not sh--ty lashes. Good lashes.
All right, five seconds!
Four... three...
two... one!
All right, that's all the time you have!
- Aah! - No breaking their castle!
Whoo!
What the [bleep], ladies?
So we automatically win, then.
We'll look at the instant replay.
[slow-motion] No!
No breaking their castle!
And now you're gonna do a gunny sack race,
and you're gonna hop from one side,
around the cone, and back.
On your mark, get set, go!
Wait! You cheated! You cheated!
- Go, Heather! - Go, Danna! Yeah!
[laughter]
Go, Lisa!
Team yellow! Go, Lisa! Go, Whit!
- Yeah! - Aah!
Aah!
What a cheater.
I wonder what else she's cheating.
Just kidding. [laughs] I'm just kidding.
Whoo! Yes!
We're gonna get ready for one more game.
- No, we're good. - It's bubble soccer.
Okay, babe, that's your armor.
Ladies, are we ready? We're ready.
First team to get it in either goal will win.
On your mark, set, go!
[laughs] Aah!
Oh, [bleep]!
- Sorry! - Come on! Get it in!
Go! Get it, get it, get it!
Get it, girl! Yeah!
[cheering]
The winning team...
is... the...
yellow team!
[cheering]
Blue team, you came in second.
Yay, yellow!
- Yay, yellow! - We are amazing!
I'm upset that we lost. I feel like
the criteria for what we were gonna be judged on was... loose.
I went with a creative route,
and they were clearly going for impact.
I wanted to win.
What's--what's your impression of a girls' trip?
Day one, I called Shawn. I'm like, "Oh, my God.
I cannot wait to get home."
I know. I was like, "Book me the next flight home."
- I told my husband that. - That's how I felt on day one.
Like, everyone gets upset, but then the next morning,
everyone's fine. - Fine.
Well, you were holding hands with her on the Sprinter van.
I thought, and I missed the whole convo.
No, no, she came to my room today.
That's why I announced it when we sat down.
I just want you guys to know that your hostesses
have reconnected, and we had a really nice talk this morning.
So thanks for coming to my room and being my bitch.
I mean, yesterday, I told them. I said, "I don't even know
if I can be friends with her anymore."
That's how I'm feeling right now.
Yeah. I've been there.
What did she say?
You know what? She felt really bad.
I mean, she views me as family.
I don't think she really realized how uncomfortable
it was gonna make everybody.
Do you feel like she felt like you checked her,
and she was not expecting that?
Yeah.
I don't know why there's so much conflict with us,
but I know I don't want there to be conflict.
And so with Jen and Lisa,
I want this to be discussed and resolved
so that we can all move forward as friends.
Okay, girls, let's get ready to go surfing!
I am not up for it, babe. I'm gonna sit this one out.
Well, I'm not gonna be great at surfing,
but I'll sit on the board. - Okay, you're coming.
- Are you talking to me? - Yeah, are you surfing?
JEN: I'm gonna go eat a cheeseburger.
No.
Yes, let's go. I'm starving.
Danna, you're making me do this.
Yeah, we're gonna go. Come on, ladies. Let's go.
I guess I'm going surfing.
♪
Honestly, I don't know how I got roped into this.
This was not on my bucket list in this lifetime.
Hello!
We're ready.
I just wanna go on one girls' trip
where I actually do something fun.
Is it too cold to go without a suit?
I'll wear your San Diego's Surf shirt, though.
Okay.
I would take these waves and the sunshine.
I would take drowning in this ocean
over going to lunch with Jen, Heather, and Lisa right now.
So you're gonna follow me. All right? Ready?
So we're gonna get our hands flat.
And we're gonna arch our back.
Gonna slide up, just push through, right in the middle.
Lift up.
- Nice. That was great. Great. - All right, ladies, you ready?
- Yes. Let's go. - All right.
[surf music playing]
♪
Whoo!
♪
Aah!
No, no, no, honey. No.
♪
Oh!
♪
ANGIE: Danna!
- Whoo-hoo! - What have you gotten me into?!
♪
Hi there.
Three. Thank you.
Beachside.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
Okay.
Hi, ladies. Can I start you guys with any appetizers or anything?
I would love the lobster and shrimp ravioli.
Okay.
Crab-stuffed mushrooms sounded good to me.
- Yeah, sure. - Shrimp Diablo.
I'm allergic, but you guys enjoy it.
Are you allergic to shellfish for real?
- Yeah. Like, I'll die. - You got it.
I'm dreading having this conversation with Jen,
and now we're adding allergic reaction
as a possible hazard?
Oh. Thank you.
I'm already responsible for the Chris Harrington web page,
and now I'm gonna be responsible for a trip to the ER.
Are these meatballs?
Oh.
What are these?
- Oh, great. Okay. Well... - Do you have any bread?
- I'll eat some bread. - Yeah.
[laughs]
- I have to say, like, today... - Yeah.
- ...was a great, fun day. - I think we all had fun.
- Yesterday was, like... - Horrible.
Really hard for you, for you,
for a lot of-- you know what I mean?
Yeah.
How did you feel when you woke up?
Un-Unsure of what was going on.
Yesterday was rough for me because I think, like,
it started off so rough,
then, like, on the boat I was even more uncomfortable,
because I thought you and I were fine, and then I'm like--
And you and I are fine, and I'm sorry, because
I think I was bugged with you, Lisa, because
obviously I'm not a mean person.
I'm not gonna just go throw champagne on someone.
I was trying to lighten it up. I just felt like
you didn't even give me the chance to, like,
I don't know. We didn't talk about it.
- Whatever. - Yeah.
So I'm sorry if I was mean to you
because you were, like, over with Angie.
♪
You know, Jen, it's hard for me because
I'm gonna be super honest with you.
I'm sensitive when it comes to you.
You're my friend, and I care about you.
I literally will, like, temper myself in things,
and, like, want to, like, make you feel good.
I know you're going through a lot,
but sometimes it's hard because, like, yesterday, I was like,
"Jen, are you my friend? Say you're my friend,"
and you wouldn't even say it."
Of course. Okay, well, I was mad at Angie.
- I need to hear it. - I was mad at Angie. I'm sorry.
- And I was the brunt of it. - We need to talk about
everything that went down yesterday,
especially what went down with us at dinner.
'Cause the last thing that we really ended it
is you gave me an ultimatum.
Do you think our relationship is toxic?
♪
Do you think our relationship is toxic?
Yes, because you know what?
We--we hashed this out at my house,
and I told you, "Are you okay with what Angie did?
And are you gonna continue to be friends?"
And are you unclear on me being okay with what she did?
Are you unclear on that? Do you think that I think--
I feel like you flip-flop all the time. That's the problem.
Flip-flop? How have I flip-flopped?
You're being--you're still friends with her.
You didn't hold her accountable.
I thought we resolved that. I thought you understood.
Can I--Wait. Can I-- Can I just say something?
And I was--So I said this is bigger than all of us,
and I-I have you to humor to deflect it,
that you understood. - You know what?
Let's remove them from the situation. That was hurtful.
And you forgave me, and we were good.
We were good when I left your couch that day.
Yes, we were.
Chris Harrington started an Instagram page
called @shahxposed.
I feel like when it comes to Angie,
you need to also be a little bit more aware of what's going on.
I do. I absolutely do, obviously.
- There's so much-- - So how do you think I feel,
knowing, like, two days later that you're at a hot tub
at Whitney's house to talk sh-- on me? What--
I didn't, Heather!
But I felt better when I walked in,
and Heather was, like, not in charge
'cause I was like, if Heather's in charge.
this is not a real thing.
She'll show up and be like, "Oh, my gosh.
Jen's had more to drink than I've ever seen,"
and I'm like, bitch, what are you even talking...
'Cause Heather has always made me feel like,
"Jen, you need as many friends as you can get,
so just roll with it."
With you, it's ride-or-die, or you're dead to me.
No, that's--that's-- that's not true.
I think the bottom line is I wanna be around you and you
and not have to worry about what the [bleep]
is gonna happen today.
Like, Jen, my world has been rocked for, like,
the last 24 hours.
I don't even know what this is about.
No, it's not, you know why?
When it's about the cycle of one day I'm--I'm throwing shoes
over the yacht with you and laughing
and--and feeling like the sun's shining,
but the sun doesn't shine on the same dog's ass every day,
and it could have been my shoes
if things had gone a different way.
And that is terrifying and toxic.
- And I don't want-- - I am not terrifying and toxic,
and what we're gonna stop doing because--
Our relationship-- our relationship is.
Because you wanna know why it is?
- Because of you flip-flop. - Because of me?
- You flip-flop, Heather. - I flip-flop.
So if I behave correctly, you'd treat me better?
No, no, because your actions don't align
with what you verbally tell me.
Because when you sat in my house--
- Figure it out, Jen. - No, you figure it out,
because you flip-flop so much,
you should be wearing some flip-flops.
♪
I can see her wheels turning.
Lisa and I are holding Jen accountable,
and I can see on her face
that she does not like what she's hearing,
and she does not wanna hear any more.
I love you and I care about you, but when I came to San Diego--
- Just, like, no-- - Listen, listen.
When I came and saw it go from co-host
to champagne in the face,
but then it escalated, escalated, escalated,
and it came at Lisa, and then to have it circle back
and be all about, like, me and an ultimatum
that I have to choose between you--
I never gave you an ultimatum because of you.
I have to pick between you and Angie?
Let me finish, please. I almost committed suicide.
I tried to, okay?
[voice breaking] Because your friend is heartless
and decided to drag me and my entire family.
Okay, okay.
Because Omar and Sharrieff weren't gonna have a mom.
Sh-Sharrieff wasn't gonna have a wife.
♪
I have always felt like I'm a pretty strong person.
But when I found out about @shahexposed,
it came on a day when there was just a lot of negativity
dealing with the trial,
and I got to the point
that day where I was done.
I locked myself in the bathroom,
and Coach was so scared, he had to kick the door down
because he didn't know what I was gonna do.
And Coach had to take me to the hospital.
I was there for two and a half days.
You guys have no----ing idea. You have no idea.
The bullying is not okay.
I don't think it's okay, and I love you, and I have...
I have been ride-or-die for you. It's not about that.
- It's about our dynamic. - Do you know how hard it was
for me to even talk to you? - Listen to me.
Because I do love and care. You hurt my----ing feelings.
I get it, and you need to recognize the cycle.
Oh, I need to recognize the cycle?
- And let's-- - You all have cycles.
It's my----ing fault?
The conversation's over. I mean, the bottom line is
Jen just dropped something so heavy,
Bob the Builder couldn't even move it.
I'm not gonna, like, pile on a friend.
- Heather, I-- - But I feel like she's
once again upping the ante.
So heavy, federal indictment, suicide.
You're validated in your feelings.
I hope you know that, like...
- Let's--Let's stop making it... - We're gonna back each other
- and h--Yeah. Yeah. - ...about our issues...
- Mm-hmm. - ...which we can work through
slowly but surely. - Yeah.
Let's be an united front in supporting our friend.
- Mm-hmm. - But also recognizing
her toxic behavior
and being able to vent to each other about it.
Listen, Jen, I had no idea.
I had no idea. I learned new stuff today.
Like, you know, about why you went to the hospital.
Nobody wants you to feel that way.
- I am done. - Okay, okay, we know, Jen.
Please, please. [crying]
- Let's go, let's go, let's go. - I'm your friend.
I'm your friend. That's all I want you to--
What the [bleep] do I have to say?
When I finally kill myself, everybody will be like,
"Oh, she was telling the truth"?
♪
- WHITNEY: That was fun. - DANNA: It was so fun.
I didn't wanna leave, either.
I'm like, this is so nice, the sun.
It just makes you, like, take a step back
and appreciate life.
Well, sometimes we have to be on a vacation
or be in a quiet place to do that, right?
But I don't think it was quiet
until I got with the four of you.
- That's true. - [laughter]
It did get quieter, didn't it?
You know, I was gonna share something with you.
I was sitting by Heather on the beach,
and she was very open.
I'm hoping you'll be able to talk to her.
Heather is my very, very good friend, and I love her.
ANGIE: Yeah. I know.
We have an awkward situation right now.
I really only see two pathways
for Heather and I to get back to the way things were.
It's either I just let it go and sweep it under the rug,
or Heather's gonna have to realize that she hurt me.
Thank you.
And she's gonna have to take accountability
and hear me out.
MEREDITH: Apparently, I don't know how to open a door.
You've got it open.
Thank you very much for your assistance. [laughs]
ANGIE: Home, sweet home.
- I'm starving. - I am, too.
- We worked hard. - We did.
A lot of physical labor today.
Do we have any bottled water or sink?
I gotta make some coffee. We--
Babe, we don't drink water. We drink wine.
Hey, why don't you try and make coffee with the wine
and see what happens? - Oh, sh--.
I am really excited to see
everyone's Marilyn-inspired looks tonight.
But don't worry. Just do your makeup,
'cause I got your hair covered.
From a young age, I have been obsessed with Marilyn Monroe,
and everyone knows that I love a theme party
and a dress-up party.
You know, you're working it. Look at your vibe. I got it.
I have, um, some wigs for you to choose from
that I grabbed last minute.
Maybe we'll finally say how we feel
if we don't recognize each other.
[laughs]
It better not be a cheap wig, because I don't choose
to look that way. - Oh, they're cheap wigs.
[laughs]
♪
[sniffles]
Jen and I have a very complicated relationship,
because that's kind of what friendship is.
Come here. I wanna give you a hug.
You've been through a lot.
I went into the lunch wanting to, like, criticize her,
and now I just wanna, like, support her
and let her know she's loved.
- Are we turning up tonight? - I don't know what I'm doing.
Isn't it Marilyn Monroe?
- [laughs] - Oh, my God.
You guys, tonight's Marilyn Monroe.
Hope is not lost. We're distraught,
but we are not broken.
We're gonna buck up. We're gonna get some glam.
We're gonna get some water, and we're going to rally
just like Marilyn Monroe would expect us to do.
LISA: All right, you guys, we gotta get ready. Come on.
JEN: Thank you, Amber.
- Come on, emotionally... - Disabled?
- Disabled. - Distraught.
Right through here.
Coming up...
...talk over you? - You're----ing still doing it
right now, Heather! - Well, then speak
and say what you wanna say! - I have!
♪
All righty, ladies! I have some wigs to deliver.
- [knock on door] - Hey, Danna. It's Whit.
- Hi, Whit! - Hi!
- Okay. - Okay, you get the whole box
to choose from. - Okay.
They're all horrible, and-- but we're all wearing 'em.
I think this one with my skin tone.
Yep.
- Ooh! - She is ready for you.
- This is all for fun. - I look like George Washington.
♪ Happy birthday, Mr. President ♪
- Jen, can I come in? - Yes, come in.
- Oh, hello. - Oh, well, I was here
to bring you a wig,
but it looks like you are already taken care of.
You told me to be Marilyn, bitch,
and I'm about to be Marilyn.
[big band swing music playing]
♪
DANNA: You look amazing.
Get over here, sexy Marilyn.
♪
The wig turned out to be amazing.
Yeah, it looks great. Thank you so much.
LISA: Only for you.
- Aah! - [laughter]
Lisa Barlow in a costume!
[laughter]
I see a lot of blonde heads.
[laughs]
I'm sorry, but I didn't know we were all gonna be
in the same outfit.
♪
- [laughs] - Oh, my...
Everyone looks amazing. Thank you.
- Oh! - Thank you for...
ANGIE: I feel like I'm looking in the mirror.
♪
Uh-oh!
♪
You actually look really beautiful.
Who's the real Marilyn? Look at all of us.
♪
Oh, we gotta go.
- Go, go! - Come on, ladies. Let's go.
[breathy voice] Oh, goodness. I hope it's a '57 Chevy.
Oh, no, bitch. It's a Sprinter van.
[laughter]
Wait, did they leave? Oh, my gosh.
I may not be on time, but I look Gucci.
Oh, wait, I'm coming. Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
- Well, hello! - Late Marilyn!
[high-pitched voice] Someone had the same inspiration as me!
Sorry.
♪
[jazz music playing]
Oh, Marilyn.
♪
- Get your Marilyn ass in here. - Oh, oh.
[indistinct conversations]
Ow!
♪
This is amazing.
- This is fab. - Wow!
Oh, my gosh. Look how pretty this is.
- Yes! - Oh!
I mean, I'll sit right here.
We were just talking about this today--
charcuterie down the table.
Char-cuterie.
Charcuterie.
- Oh, wow, this is-- - Shah-cuterie.
We all know women love a charcuterie board.
So what better place to have dinner
than a place that only serves charcuterie?
Good evening, ladies. How are you?
- I'm so sorry to interrupt. - Hi!
All right, so we have the flights located at the bottom,
my personal favorite being the margarita flight. Get it.
I would love the margarita flight.
Start with this?
I'll have the flight with you, too.
Awesome. How about for you, love?
Uh, the champagne.
Okay, ladies, we'll be back in a few moments, okay?
You guys, how was surfing? That's what I wanna know.
- Oh. - Did you guys both catch waves?
Yeah, and I actually caught a wave.
You know, when you catch the wave and then you drop?
- Like, it was like this big. - You rode the wave?
HEATHER: Whitney's, like, naturally so athletic.
Yeah.
I think I was the best surfer today.
You were surfing the web.
She was surfing the web, and we were really surfing.
Jen, Lisa, Heather, what went on when you guys left us to go...
ANGIE: Yeah, we wanna hear all about your...
...leave us starving, and you guys went dining?
♪
Lunch was... kind of like our relationship.
It was hard, and there were highs and lows.
♪
Do you feel like you got anywhere? Like, it was good?
We're not bringing that up right now,
'cause it's way too - ing personal,
and it's way too emotional.
But when you say "we,"
do you mean the three of you or you two?
- That's all I wanna know. - The three of us.
Oh.
♪
Okay, here's--here, you want me to break it down for you?
'Cause you wanna know? You're digging? You wanna know?
- I'm not digging. I'm asking-- - I told them I committed--
I tried to commit suicide, and then Sharrieff
had to take me to the hospital, so that's why the Angie,
Chris Harrington thing hit my husband so hard,
because I did try to take my life.
So are we good? Is that what you wanted to know?
'Cause you wanna dig and dig and dig.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Pump the brakes.
Like, I wasn't at the lunch.
I didn't know that they talked about her attempted suicide.
Like, don't you think I should get a hall pass on this one?
Because I have no idea what y'all talked about.
Since you're being very inquisitive right now,
I have some questions.
It kept coming up at lunch today where Heather kept saying,
"Jen, you talked all this sh-- about me at Whitney's hot tub."
We were having a conversation of you and I agreeing
that we wanna talk to Heather.
But why don't you tell Heather how you feel?
Since we're all putting our feelings on the table?
♪
Why don't you tell Heather how you feel
since we're all putting our feelings on the table?
♪
- I have multiple times. - Well, tell her in front of us.
- I don't think I have because... -'Cause I think
the messages are mixed. - ...I just feel like
when she says that-- - Okay, w--
I am... horrified but also, like, ready to hear this because
I didn't realize that there were still unfinished feelings
and unfinished, like, conversations to have.
It's news to me, so I'd like to hear it.
Heather, you've heard it all. You've heard it all.
- You've heard all of it. - Then why--why is she telling
you guys and not me, and why is still an issue?
'Cause I have told you multiple times,
and you don't hear me. - Okay, so there's no resolve?
Every time I try to tell you how I'm feeling...
- Tell me what, though? - ...you deflect.
And you get defensive, and you leave.
ing accountable!
- We--Walked up-- - [bleep] you!
I never heard that!
Thanks to everyone for being here...
So you've never actually got to tell her?
- Is that what you're saying? - Oh, I've tried many times.
Well, then tell me now. Tell me now. Tell me now.
- I've never actually-- - Because it seems like you've
been at the source of a lot of this stuff,
and, like, you're my girl.
I'm not the source of any of it.
- No. I don't think-- - Do you know who puts me
at the source? Is you, because when you are in turmoil--
- The source is me? - Yeah, you pull me in...
I have not even, like, been anywhere.
...and rope me into it.
But she showed up with Whitney in a matching outfit.
You invited us.
Last night, when you both were getting to a point of
resolving your issues, you would then take it and spin it
and try to make something that we--
Whitney, I think you need to be very careful right now because
that's not what happened. - Yeah, that's not what happened.
- That is exactly what happened. - No, everybody at this table,
Whitney, I'm telling you that is not what happened.
- That is what happened. - I'm having déjà vu right now.
I know what's happening here.
If it doesn't suit a narrative Jen and Heather want,
that's when you have a problem with Heather and Jen.
It doesn't matter if it's based in lies, made-up stuff,
not reality, it doesn't matter.
If you don't go along with it, you're the problem.
Whitney's saying she just wanted Jen to talk to you
and for all of us to be out of it.
I would never intentionally do anything to hurt you,
and I would never say anything otherwise.
And anyone at this table, have I ever said anything otherwise?
You did not lose me forever, Heather.
No, you lost me, bitch.
♪
- Heather, look at me. - I would like to hear it.
- Heather... - Have I ever said anything
otherwise? - Heather, look at me.
- No. - She has said otherwise
to all of you. - No, look at me.
- And that's a big thing. - Why are--
See, she's roping everyone in.
Do you see what I'm saying? This is my point.
Every time I try to speak and make my point,
you cut me off, you get defensive, and you deflect.
Okay, I--floor is yours. Go ahead. Go.
No, I just--No, I just asked you five times...
It's yours. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. What do you need?
- ...to hear me. - Okay, I'm listening.
No, you're not.
♪
I'm confused what planet Whitney is living on.
This feels like "Alice in Wonderland,"
and I'm talking to the Cheshire Cat.
[goofy voice] "But you're not listening.
But you're not hearing. But your ears are open,
but you're not understanding."
What am I not listening or hearing? What?!
You don't hear me. When I have needed you,
you say you don't remember the conversation.
- You don't remember-- - When have I needed you?
When you were saying a rumor that I never signed up for?
Angie told us that John Barlow and Lisa...
Babe, that was weeks--
...have those tickets because Lisa sleeps with [bleep].
That's how I heard it, and you were there.
- I did not hear it. - You were there.
It's a lie.
Because I know that you know about the rumor.
- Be specific how--how-- - You said it yourself in L.A.
that you know all this information about Lisa.
But, Whitney, you said I started a rumor
that I never heard either.
And I've taken accountability that I haven't--
- No, you haven't. - Have I not--Lisa.
I feel like she's taken 100% accountability.
- You have told Heather. - Are you kidding me?
You have told Jen. Lisa has told John.
I--she's taking accountability...
- You have told Seth... - And everyone's using it...
- ...that I started these rumors. - ...to skirt around the fact
that they talked sh-- about Lisa.
...which did not happen.
Can we give Meredith some bread to soak up some of this alcohol?
Because clearly, she doesn't remember that we've already
gone over this about a gazillion times.
You started talking about Lisa first.
I piled on with what I knew.
I have not ever said you started the rumors, Meredith.
You came to my house, and that's when we talked about it.
I am sorry that you feel like I've betrayed your trust.
But I swear to God, the way I remember it is that
so awkward when you arrived at my house,
I had to do my dishes.
Will you help me unload the dishes?
I got all these.
- Silverware. - Silverware, yeah.
- Okay, I got it. - So what else is new?
Because I didn't know what to do with the energy.
That conversation didn't even start till we were outside.
I know, but you walked in so-- like, I knew.
I'm a vibe girl. You came in uncomfortable,
because you knew we were gonna have a conversation.
I think in Scottsdale, all Whitney was pointing out
was the hypocrisy of our friend group.
Like, "You have to say sorry. You have to say sorry.
You're a horrible person. You're a horrible person,"
when everybody has----ed up in this friend group.
Am I wrong?
What everyone needs to realize here
is you have to be accountable to what the portion
that you played in it.
We're talking about honesty and accountability.
Like, she has not admitted to me that she's said
one even thing contrary to me in the hot tub.
- It's a fair question. - Okay, at--at the hot tub,
Whitney ex--told us she was taking a friend break from you.
Oh, sh--. News to me.
- Every time I try-- - News to me.
Because you don't care how I feel.
- A friendship break? - Yeah, that's what this is.
Okay, in this group, you're gonna take
your friendship break from me.
Wait, I thought you guys talked about this.
- Good to know. - Absolutely not.
Never said a word. Every time I see her, we love each other,
we show up in the matching outfits.
- No, no, no, no, no. - Everything's good. There's a--
Every time we see each other, this is what happens.
That's fully bullsh-- that you would tell people that you say
that your worst enemies in the world
that we're on a friendship break? Glad to know.
They're not my worst enemies in the world.
Team up, sister, because that's complete bullsh--.
And I have not done anything to deserve that.
And you know what? For me, loyalty is
the----ing dealbreaker.
Deal broken.
♪
And you know what? For me,
loyalty's the----ing dealbreaker. Deal broken.
Did you really not feel her absent in your life?
I've sensed it every single minute.
Can I break something down real quick
from an outside perspective? - Please.
When we were in the hot tub, basically,
Whitney said, "I didn't give you guys a chance.
I didn't get to know you because
I just did what Heather told me."
But I'm ride-or-die for Jen, so why would you...
Exactly, because sometimes I feel like,
Heather, what the [bleep]? You give Jen so many graces,
When I feel like I haven't been as in big as fights
as you two have.
So when she shows you more loyalty than me, it hurts me.
I get it. I get it.
I do not understand Heather and Jen's relationship,
because it's very toxic,
but Heather is blindly loyal to Jen,
someone who treats her like sh--.
Why don't I get the same loyalty
as her family and her closest friend?
Because my love for you is overpowering this bullsh--
that you're trying to stir up.
Okay, that's it right there. That's it right there. Bullsh--?
This is not bullsh--. I know you--you--
To me, it feels like a little bit of bullsh--.
Well, okay, that is why we're on a friend break,
'cause our issue is not that deep, and the fact that we can't
have a conversation about it, is why we're on a friendship--
You made it very deep right now.
And, like, the truth is, like, Lisa's going to bat for you.
No, you--what's-- what's deep about it?
- But, like... - No, what's deep about it?
I haven't heard of anything about these rumors if I hadn't
talked to you, which is exactly what Meredith was saying.
You still won't even listen to me, Heather.
You're talking over me. You're deflecting,
and you're getting louder than me and pointing your finger
in my face. - I'm being silent as a mouse.
- So let's--let's hear it. - No. I have--
Like, give it all right now. Now you don't want the opportunity?
No, because it's shatters me--
Now's not the right time so now it's just--
You're----ing still doing it right now, Heather!
Well, then speak and say what you wanna say!
- I have! - Then say it again!
It shouldn't be that hard if you said it a million times
to everyone in the room except for me!
I just said it to you, and you--
You did not!
Repeat back to me.
I am sorry that I did not hear you.
And I'm also sorry that you've hated Lisa
until this very moment. - Heather, don't say that.
And now you're, like, flipping and you love her.
Heather, that's where you-- No, Heather,
that's when you need to stop.
Why is it bad that we're having progression?
- I actually feel reprieved. - Because guess what?
Two steps forward, three steps back.
- But she-- - No one has had more bad things
to say about you than Whitney Rose.
Whitney and I have already discussed the fact
that she talked badly about me a year ago.
That's not the issue here, Heather.
You're the issue here right now.
You're not listening to Whitney, and you're trying to make it
about everybody else but you so you don't have to deal with it.
But we're going to deal with it.
- ANGIE: Are you okay? - No, I'm not okay.
♪
What would you like me to hear now?
Everyone be quiet so I can hear Whitney.
That's demeaning.
Don't do that, please.
- It's... - Heather, you're--
I just said, "Everyone, be quiet
so I can hear what Whitney's saying to me."
You're saying things at face value,
and she's attributing other meanings because of
the dynamic that's going on right now.
Came in at a face value to give face value.
HEATHER: That sounds like a Whitney problem.
And let's move on. Speak.
Hey, Heather.
Heather, you are my really good friend,
but I'm trying to tell you
that I have to have a boundary and space because--
"Friendship break" is the term you used with these guys.
You invited them over to a hot tub party.
No, she didn't. You didn't ever use "friendship break."
She never used that. You know what she said? "Boundary."
Lisa, let Whitney speak. She wants to be heard.
Listen, I see what Heather's doing right now.
I see the issue that Whitney has,
but, hey, Whitney,
find your itty-bitty voice, bitch, and talk.
This is the time where you need to use the voice
that you've been trying to find for the last three years.
This is the point. No, everyone, let me say this!
♪
This is why I'm having the boundary,
is because she said this is bullsh--.
Boundary? Take a break. Take a welcome--
You're saying our friendship is bullsh--,
that I am bullsh--.
That is why I'm putting up a boundary,
'cause that----ing hurts me, Heather.
It hurts!
I literally told you that I am... processing childhood abuse,
and then you lay hands on me and push me.
[indistinct shouting echoing]
You're not hearing me! You're not listening to me.
Every time I talk, you talk over me.
What I've learned throughout this process the last year
is that I have major trust issues,
and Heather, aside from Justin,
is the first person that I fully trusted.
I just feel deeply let down by Heather.
Like, I don't think I've felt
this let down by a friend before.
I'm trying to be real, and you are making a mockery of it
by calling it bullsh-- and immature and messy.
- That is how I feel. - When did I say those words?
I said this is bullsh--.
Oh, you've said those words many times.
I never said you're bullsh--.
I have your products in my store.
I have showed up for you continually.
I have fought every battle that has come across me.
But all I want--all I want saying to me--
And now you throw me to the wolves.
You tell her everything we've ever talked about supposedly.
Listen, listen, I think everybody here wanted to believe
what the world says about me. - And you say you're
a truth-seeker, but really, you're just gonna, like,
climb up her asshole as far as you can get so you feel safe.
- I hope you feel safe. - I am not up Lisa's asshole.
- Go for it. - How did this become about me?
I have nothing to do with the issues
between Heather and Whitney.
I feel like I'm at the state fair,
and they're, like, trying to win the prize,
and I'm the plushie. - [bell dings]
I am sorry that you didn't feel heard.
I am sorry that you feel hurt by our friendship.
I'm sorry that you feel like you would've had
a wonderful friendship with Lisa if it weren't for me.
See, you're using sarcasm right now.
No, I'm being sincere.
But the way that you say it is passive-aggressive.
...a couple minutes ago, before I went to the restroom.
But then you backtrack, Heather.
You guys don't know the intention of what I say.
Just take my words for what they are.
That's, like, ridiculously petty. Interpret--
- Heather, did I-- - Interpret our friendship
any way you want. You interpret it a different way than me.
No, don't try--this is gaslighting at its finest,
to make me feel like I'm going crazy.
♪
And you are quite honestly still not hearing me,
and I'm not accepting your apology
'cause you are putting me right back in the position
I don't wanna be in.
I literally am going through trauma from processing this
from my childhood.
I don't like that I have to scream and yell
for people to hear me.
I hear you. I'm sorry this happened to you.
I don't want to be in that position.
I am sorry.
It's not about what happened to me. It's about you and I.
You know what? I think we need to take a breather.
- Don't do it, Lisa. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- No more breathers. - [all speaking at once]
Great. Well, then we're done. We're good. Let's go home.
My intention is not-- Heather, look at me.
Please don't-- Please look at me.
[indistinct conversations]
- Heather, can you hear my voice? - What happened with the tacos?
- They never came. - [laughter]
I feel absolutely betrayed.
I don't recognize why she's acting this way,
and I feel like I'm getting sick of giving her grace
when it comes to the way that she's betraying me.
Clearly, sh-- was not actually resolved tonight.
Let's just go to the club. Let's go do something.
I'll go the club if I can go like Lisa. [laughs]
- We going out? - We are turning up.
- I'm going to the club. - Whoo!
Let's get you a little cocktail.
I'll tell you what's----ed up, that you didn't know
of her friendship break, 'cause she told all of us that,
and I was like, "Wow."
That's why I was so----ing confused.
You didn't really notice that she stopped calling you?
Listen to me, I ride-or-die for all of the people I love,
including her, and there is some sh-- I won't--
I'm being for real, and Jen knows this.
- Don't [bleep] with me. - Oh, girl, I know.
Ride-or-die, but when I-- when I'm done, I'm----ing done.
Just wanted you to hear her say.
- We could get that done. - No, but I think--
- Corrob-corrob-corroborate that. - I was trying to get her
to hear--to listen so we could get this show on the road.
♪
Hello.
Bitch, yes.
These bitches are boring as [bleep],
and I can't take much more, but guess what?
Jen Shah's here, okay, to liven this sh-- up.
You're welcome.
[electronic dance music playing]
[indistinct conversations]
Yes! Bottle service!
♪
Coming up...
Show your tits! Show your tits!
Whoo!
[laughing]
♪
Yeah, I want a pepperoni. I got this.
I got it, got it, got it, got it.
Good times tonight.
♪
Well, hello!
- [laughter] - Come on, go, go.
♪
No, you don't have shoes.
♪
Where the [bleep] are my shoes?
Come on, bitches! Let's go!
♪
The door's locked, Mama!
- We can't get in, Mama. - Mama!
[doorbell ringing]
- We are----ing locked out. - It's locked!
- Oh! Whoa! - I just saved you.
Um, is my phone in the...
Ooh.
[laughter]
Hey. We just got home back to the house.
No, you're on speaker.
Whoo!
Whoo, whoo!
[laughter]
Are you gonna go to bed soon?
[laughs]
Come on!
I wanted to talk to him because of the--
Oh! [laughs]
Come on. Ladies, show your tits!
Show your tits!
HEATHER: Huh?
Show your tits!
I'll tell you right now it does not feel like college,
'cause college we had a laminated dog
put on our door if we had a boy there past 9:30.
- Say, "Cheese," girls. - ALL: Cheese!
What? Whoo!
I'm gonna post this to my Story.
[laughter]
But today was hard. So I want to try to have fun.
'cause even when I'm being a bitch, I'm a fun bitch.
I'm a good-time girl. Whoo!
- [laughing] - What? What?
♪
Oh, my gosh. Whitney. Is it gonna pull your hair out?
Oh, you know what? They're clips.
- Oh. - Doesn't that feel good?
- Here. - Oh, my God. Thank you.
- It's Whitney! - Thank you.
- I'm gonna go to bed. - Okay, thank you. Love you.
- Mwah. - Love you, too.
- Get some sleep. - I know. I need it.
♪
- Oh! - Whoop!
Whoo! Aah! Yeah!
♪
Oh, look.
She's gonna be riding the pony.
- How come you aren't doing this? - Yeah.
Furthermore, what? What? What? Rita?
- [laughter] - You can be my bitch.
You're my bitch! You're my bitch.
- [laughter] - I feel them out.
These were out the whole time. This is, like, embarrassing.
Let's go.
Okay, me first.
Full tits. Full tits on you.
- Love you. - Okay, love you.
Bye, baby girl.
♪
[ominous music playing]
♪
[doorknob rattling]
[knock on door]
♪
What time is it?
[seabirds calling]
♪
[knock on door]
- Meredith. - Hey, girlfriend.
- What is going on? - Please come here.
Sit down. Sit down.
- Okay. - Sit right here.
- You guys are scaring me. - I need a sip.
Liquid IV will hydrate you from last night.
What's wrong?
♪
[sunglasses clatter]
♪
Wait.
[gasps] When did this happen?
♪