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Okay, so, what did you want
to talk to us about?
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Sam, Jay,
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in the time that
I've been working here,
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I've noticed some
disturbing things.
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It started
with these strange,
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almost ethereal humming sounds
I would hear every now and then.
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[gasps]
I think he's talking
about you, Alberta.
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It was like a singer warming up
but kind of off-key.
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The hell it was!
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Well, it's an old house,
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so you might have just
been hearing the wind.
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That's what I thought.
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But then there's
this one time
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my pen was
sitting on the counter,
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and it almost seemed
like something pushed it
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into the trash can.
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Sass dared me.
What was I, not gonna?
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Sometimes things fall.
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But this is
the weirdest thing by far.
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This is security footage
from the front desk
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from the other night.
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See that?
No one is there,
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but the keys are moving.
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Huh.Now, you guys are gonna
think I'm crazy,
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but there's only one plausible
explanation for all this.
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You guys have...
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♪ ♪
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Did you hear me?
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I said I think
you guys have ghosts.
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That's a little far-fetched.
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Yeah, I mean, you don't really
believe in ghosts?
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Oh, they're gonna try to
make him think he's crazy.
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It's really the only play here.
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I mean, there's no other
explanation for this.
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The keys are moving.
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Are they?
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What?
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There's not even a question.
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I-I don't see anything.
I mean, do you, Jay?
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I'm squinting really hard,
and nope.
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Uh, Sam, we have a problem.
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Freddie sold Sass's girlfriend.
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What?
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I-I mean he got
a new car and sold
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the RAV4 she was bound to.
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Uh, Freddie, did you
get a new car?
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Yeah, actually.
How did you know?
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A ghost told me.
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[Samantha and Jay laugh]
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Just kidding, obviously.
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I-I saw you pull up in it.
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It's pretty nice.
Look at it.
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It's got all-wheel drive.
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You know what it doesn't have?
My girlfriend!
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Also doesn't have leather seats.
Why not splurge?
Sam,
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you got to buy Freddie's car
back. Please do it for me.
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Jay, Sass wants us to
buy Freddie's car back.
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What? We have the Mini.
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And I know it's not haunted,
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but it's got a year left
on the warranty.
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Plus, Freddie's old car sucks.
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Jay, we don't even have
to use it.
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We can just park it
on the lawn,
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and Sass gets to
hang out with Jessica.
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You want us to buy
a lawn car? [laughs]
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To just sit on the lawn?
Who are we, Tony Stark?
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Who's Tony Stark?
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I'm so glad
you asked that question.
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Come here. Okay,
it all started off
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in a cave in Afghanistan.
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Or Vietnam...
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Thor want to see
where this going.
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[sighs]
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SAMANTHA:
Oh.
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Freddie, what do you
have there?
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So, for my own
peace of mind,
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I did some research
and ordered a few items
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that should take care
of the ghost problem.
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Problem? How dare you?
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I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.
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I know you're skeptical,
but better safe than sorry.
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First off, a classic
ghost repellent, sage.
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Ooh, we love that stuff.
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Oh, I call first hit.
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And this detects
electromagnetic energy,
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which is what ghosts
are made up of.
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I'm not rooting for him, but
the science is darn interesting.
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It'll tell us if there are
any ghosts nearby.
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[amplified static][gasps]
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[groans][device chimes]
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We're all clear.
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[laughter]
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This stuff is all fakakta.
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And finally,
the coup de grâce,
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the Ghost Trap 2000.
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I ordered it
on the Internet
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from a Latvian company
that specializes
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in ghost-hunting equipment.
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THORFINN:
Latvians known for technology.
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Take regular club and add
metal spikes to it.
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Very smart.
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Oh, my God, there is a sticker
that says "Two and under."
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It is a toy for babies.
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Latvians.
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What a strange toy
for a toddler.
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I mean, what's wrong with
a simple stuffed raven
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or a good old-fashioned
lead rattle?
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Am I right?
Parents these days.
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Hmm. What's going on?
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Jay tracked down the guy
who bought Freddie's car.
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Thing is, uh,
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I need this car
for my band.
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You know, we're just
starting to take off.
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You ever hear of
Pungent Stench?
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No.Well, uh, we opened for 'em.
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Uh, look, Marco,
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I think $1,500 is more
than a fair price. Right?
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I mean, I know you only paid
$1,300 for it.
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And I know you seem
pretty desperate,
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so I'm gonna hold firm.
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Jay, how's it going?SASAPPIS:
My relationship's on the line
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and Jay's pinching pennies.
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JAY:
It's going great.
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I got him right where
I want him.
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No, you don't.
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Please, Sam,
you have to step in.
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What Sass and I have
is magical.
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You're talking to Champa
Arondekar's baby boy, bro,
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and if you think I'm paying
full price for that,
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you are sorely mistaken.
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Jay, just pay him.
We need the car.
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Ha-ha, she's kidding.
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We're walking.
Good day, sir.
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What do you want for it?$1550.
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That's fair. Sold.
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Yes! You can stay.
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Champa can never
know about this.
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FLOWER:
Why is there a cookie
on top of it?
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I think that was Freddie's
attempt to bait the trap.
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But ghosts can't even eat.
Freddie so dumb.
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[laughter]
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It does look rather
scrumptious, though.
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I wouldn't mind taking
a little whiff.
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Mm-hmm, yes,
a whiff would be divine,
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but one would need
to get very close
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to properly smell the cookie,
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and in doing so one might
accidently touch the device.
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So what?It's not dangerous.
Indeed.
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As we've already established,
it's most certainly
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a children's toy.All right.
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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But, on the off chance
it is a functioning ghost trap,
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it wouldn't be safe
with all of us
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crowded around, jostling
and shoving,
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trying to get our sniffs in.
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Well, maybe one of us
should just touch it
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and make sure it's okay.
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but great minds think alike.
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One of us should
touch the trap.
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And as the commanding officer,
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that responsibility
should fall to me...
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to pick the person.
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Pete, do it.
PETE:What?!
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Why me?
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Why don't we draw straws?
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Because that would require
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the handling and cutting
of straws,
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which is beyond
our abilities.
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Look, Jay left his nerd dice
out on the table.
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One, two, three,
four, five, six.
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I knock a dice off,
whosever number comes up,
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that's who touches the trap.
Capisce?
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All right.
FLOWER:Yeah.
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THORFINN:
Not a bad idea.
Yeah, yeah.
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Okay.Capi-- capisce.
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[exhales sharply]
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[straining]
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So what are we thinking,
two out of three, or...?
Pete,
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I say this with love,
but we're wasting valuable,
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valuable sniffing time.
Now get in there.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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Yeah, I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, big surprise,
coward man being coward.
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Well, if you're so brave,
why don't you touch it?
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[gasps]
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You challenging Thor's manhood?
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From over here I am, yeah.
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Fine, I'll touch it.
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Thor not afraid.
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See? Nothing to wor...
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[all screaming]
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Thor! Thor!
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What is this?
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Hey, babe, did we get
a new toaster?
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Ooh.
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[alarmed shouting]
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Thor's in there!
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Thor's in there! Hey!Now we know.
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I just wanted to let you
know how much I enjoyed
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my stay this weekend.
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To tell you the truth,
I wasn't even sure
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I wanted to travel anymore
after my Walter passed.
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Samantha, a word, please.
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Thank you for sharing that.
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That's what I love
about running a B and B.
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Connecting with the guests.
Being there for you.
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Thor got sucked
into the ghost trap.
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Tomorrow would have
been our 47th...I got to go.
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Okay, so what happened?
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Well, there was an Oreo on top
of this weird toaster thingy,
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and I ate it, which made me
realize I was still peckish,
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so I made a sandy.
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Thor touched the device
and is now trapped inside.
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Why was he touching it?
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Wait, what happened?
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That is a ghost trap,
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and apparently
Thor touched it,
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and now he's trapped inside.
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A ghost trap?
And you knew about this?
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Well, none of us actually
thought it worked.
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Why didn't you consult me?
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You got a weird sci-fi thing
in the kitchen,
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and you didn't think to ask
the guy wearing the Atari shirt?
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You were dealing with the car,
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and the ghosts are
sort of my thing.
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Oh, 'cause you can see
and hear them.
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Yeah, yeah, way to rub that
in my face again.
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THORFINN:
Uh, hello?
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Perhaps there's more urgent
matters to discuss!
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Yeah, the big guy's
got a point.
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Or is it the little guy?
What do we call him now?
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Hey-hey, Thor, it's Pete.
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Uh, sorry about this whole
turn of events.
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I can't help but feel,
I don't know,
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a little bit responsible.
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Now, before you say
that's crazy...Not crazy.
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This is very much
your fault, Pete.
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Okay, cool. So we're
on the same page.
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So how do we get Thor
out of the trap?
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Why don't we just ask Freddie?
He's the one who ordered it.
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But we made such a big deal
about not believing in ghosts.
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Just go speak with him.
Yes, you'll look foolish,
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but that's nothing new.
Bite the bullet.
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Oh, you know that expression
came from my era.
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We had to literally bite bullets
during surgery
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because we lacked anesthesia.
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And how did that work out?
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Mm, sort of depended on
how good your barber was.
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Oh, don't worry, Thor.
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We are gonna go
talk to Freddie.
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Everything's gonna be okay.
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What's going on?
What happened to Thor?
254
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Oh, my dear, he's being
held captive
255
00:09:15,450 --> 00:09:16,600
inside that machine.
256
00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:17,600
You were standing right here
when it happened.
257
00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,740
Wow. This machine?
258
00:09:19,940 --> 00:09:22,390
Flower, no![alarmed shouting]
259
00:09:22,590 --> 00:09:24,700
Wait, why'd it turn red?
Did Thor get out?
260
00:09:24,900 --> 00:09:26,610
Not exactly.
261
00:09:26,810 --> 00:09:29,660
JESSICA [chuckles]:
Whoa, so we really did it.
262
00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,360
Yep, we sure did.
263
00:09:31,560 --> 00:09:34,010
[sighs] That was exciting,
our entire relationship
264
00:09:34,210 --> 00:09:35,670
riding on the outcome
of a car negotiation.
265
00:09:35,870 --> 00:09:38,710
[laughs]
And then Jay asked him to
throw in that Pungent Stench CD.
266
00:09:38,910 --> 00:09:40,320
Man, could have gone
either way.
267
00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,320
Oh, yeah, man.
268
00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:43,590
[both laugh]
269
00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:45,720
So, what do we do now?
270
00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:49,240
I guess we just sort of hang.
271
00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,900
Okay. Yeah.
272
00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,070
So, what do you guys like
to do around here for fun?
273
00:09:53,270 --> 00:09:54,770
Well, I usually watch TV
with the other ghosts.
274
00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:56,560
It's sort of a nightly thing.Mm-hmm.
275
00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,170
Oh, but I guess
you can't do that.
276
00:09:58,370 --> 00:09:59,520
Yeah, I can't really go inside.
277
00:09:59,720 --> 00:10:01,210
Right. Right.
278
00:10:01,410 --> 00:10:04,130
But, um, I mean,
that's okay, you know.
279
00:10:04,330 --> 00:10:06,310
I'm a car ghost, and I got
two new drivers
280
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:08,390
to take me on all
their adventures.
281
00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:10,270
The thing is, Sam and Jay don't
really drive that much.
282
00:10:10,470 --> 00:10:11,920
You know, they work
from the house.
283
00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:13,440
Right, but they go on errands,
right?
284
00:10:13,640 --> 00:10:16,320
Hmm, not that many. You know,
plus they got the Mini.
285
00:10:16,510 --> 00:10:20,100
Okay. So I'm just
gonna be, like,
286
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:23,630
sitting here in this car
in the driveway forever?
287
00:10:23,830 --> 00:10:24,720
No, no, I can ask Sam
to take you
288
00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:26,150
for a spin
every now and then.
289
00:10:26,350 --> 00:10:29,110
Like I'm a dog she's
taking on a walk.
290
00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,940
[chuckles]
No, I'm-I'm not saying
it's gonna be like
291
00:10:31,140 --> 00:10:32,890
a twice-a-day thing
that a dog would get.
292
00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:35,770
So it's less good
than a dog?
293
00:10:35,970 --> 00:10:37,380
My situation.
294
00:10:37,580 --> 00:10:39,990
[stammers]
295
00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,690
Oh, wow, would you look
at the leaves
296
00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:42,650
blowing around
over there?
297
00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,430
Isn't that fun?
298
00:10:44,630 --> 00:10:49,090
We don't usually get wind
from the north, so, uh...
299
00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:52,920
Hey, uh, Freddie, say you caught
a ghost in the trap.
300
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,880
How would one go about
releasing it?
301
00:10:55,080 --> 00:10:57,880
Ha. So now you think there's
a ghost caught in the trap.
302
00:10:58,080 --> 00:10:58,840
Freddie, we don't really
have time for this.
303
00:10:59,040 --> 00:11:00,530
Just get on board.
304
00:11:00,730 --> 00:11:02,710
Well, the ghost indicator light
did come on, so...
305
00:11:02,910 --> 00:11:04,580
Oh, but I thought you said
you didn't believe in ghosts.
306
00:11:04,780 --> 00:11:06,190
Two follow-up questions?
307
00:11:06,390 --> 00:11:07,110
The foreman at the factory
would have given him
308
00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,630
a swift crack on the jaw.
309
00:11:08,830 --> 00:11:10,020
But what if I was wrong?
310
00:11:10,220 --> 00:11:11,070
Wouldn't it be sad
if a ghost was
311
00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:12,810
trapped in that little box?
312
00:11:13,010 --> 00:11:14,630
I mean, what if it was
a friendly ghost, like Casper?
313
00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:16,420
Or Obi-Wan in Empire.
314
00:11:16,620 --> 00:11:19,380
Well, Obi-Wan wasn't
really a ghost per se.
315
00:11:19,580 --> 00:11:21,120
Excuse me. He was
an apparition representing
316
00:11:21,320 --> 00:11:24,170
a recently deceased Jedi.Right,
317
00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:25,560
but I would argue
that was more a manifestation
318
00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,210
of his Force powers.
319
00:11:27,410 --> 00:11:28,950
Huh. Okay,
that's interesting.
320
00:11:29,150 --> 00:11:30,080
You know, I really think
it all just depends
321
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:31,780
on Lucas's
intentionality...
322
00:11:31,980 --> 00:11:32,910
I'm so sorry.
Can we get back
323
00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:34,830
to the whole
ghost in the trap thing?
324
00:11:35,030 --> 00:11:36,920
Sort of a crazy tangent with our
friends' existence on the line.
325
00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:38,920
I was riveted.[groans]
326
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,830
Thor, Flower,
Freddie's on the phone
327
00:11:41,030 --> 00:11:42,270
with the company
in Latvia.
328
00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:44,060
He's gonna find a way
to get you out of there.
329
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,540
Are we sure we want
to give them that hope?
330
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:47,060
[quietly]:
I mean, it's very possible
331
00:11:47,260 --> 00:11:49,060
they're just stuck in there
forever now.
332
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:50,410
THORFINN:
Just giving heads up.
333
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:51,760
Can still hear,
334
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:52,850
even when you lower voice!
335
00:11:53,050 --> 00:11:55,200
FLOWER:
Oh, my God, you guys!
336
00:11:55,400 --> 00:11:56,500
Thor's stuck in a ghost trap!
337
00:11:56,700 --> 00:11:57,850
Wait for it.
338
00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,460
Oh, my God.
I'm in here with him.
339
00:12:00,660 --> 00:12:03,160
It should've been me. It was
my number that came up.
340
00:12:03,360 --> 00:12:04,600
Oh, Peter,
don't beat yourself up.
341
00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,640
There'll be plenty of time
to ruminate
342
00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,170
on your cowardice later.
343
00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,650
Okay, I spoke
to the customer service rep.
344
00:12:09,850 --> 00:12:11,390
There's a button
on the side,
345
00:12:11,590 --> 00:12:13,520
and all we have to do is
hold it for three seconds.
346
00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:15,520
[chuckles]
Okay, perfect. Let's do that.
347
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,870
Whoa, you don't want
to ask me? Atari shirt.
348
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:19,480
Sorry, Jay.
What do you think?
349
00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:21,210
I think we should do it.
I just wanted to be asked.
350
00:12:22,260 --> 00:12:25,790
Okay. One, two, three.
351
00:12:25,990 --> 00:12:27,320
[click, beep]
352
00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,010
Light turn red.
353
00:12:29,210 --> 00:12:31,800
Why do light turn red?
354
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,670
Oh, that's not good.
Freddie, what does that say?
355
00:12:34,870 --> 00:12:36,500
Uh, I don't know Latvian.It's counting down to something!
356
00:12:36,700 --> 00:12:38,940
What is it counting down to?Let me check.
357
00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,500
Oh, this is interesting.
"Evisceration..."
358
00:12:41,700 --> 00:12:42,850
ALL:
What?!
359
00:12:43,050 --> 00:12:44,720
"Countdown to evisceration."
360
00:12:44,920 --> 00:12:46,640
Oh, that is not good.
361
00:12:46,840 --> 00:12:49,160
Unless you're right and ghosts
don't exist. Then we're fine.
362
00:12:49,360 --> 00:12:50,640
JAY:
Freddie, just fix this.
363
00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,860
All right,
I'll give them a call back.
364
00:12:52,060 --> 00:12:52,950
FLOWER:
Oh, my God, you guys.
365
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,900
Thor's stuck in a ghost trap!
366
00:13:00,210 --> 00:13:01,920
Very bad news.
Freddie's still on hold
367
00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,440
and says it's a 20-minute
wait to talk to someone.
368
00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:05,920
B-But we only have four minutes
left on the evisceration clock!
369
00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:07,880
I led with
"This is very bad news."
370
00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:09,620
He did say that.He just said that.
371
00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:10,920
As he was walking in.That's very fair.
372
00:13:12,350 --> 00:13:16,930
Well, it seems like
we're gonna die. Again.
373
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:21,850
If Thor must go, happy
to at least spend
374
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,020
final moments with Flower.
375
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,370
Aw, that's nice.
376
00:13:26,570 --> 00:13:28,860
I like when you say
stuff like that.
377
00:13:29,060 --> 00:13:30,470
More so than when you talk about
378
00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,470
dismembering Danish people.
379
00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:35,430
Thor have many sides.
380
00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,860
Thor very well-rounded.
381
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:40,040
[chuckles]
382
00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:41,480
What if you just smash
the device, Samantha?
383
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,130
Perhaps that'll
set them free.
384
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,130
Isaac's saying maybe
we could smash the trap.
385
00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,740
But it could hurt them.
And even if it didn't,
386
00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:48,960
what if when they get out
they're permanently small?
387
00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:51,570
Oh.THORFINN: Thor not want
to be permanently small!
388
00:13:51,770 --> 00:13:54,490
Base much of identity
on being large.
389
00:13:54,690 --> 00:13:55,880
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
390
00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:57,930
What if "Two and under"
isn't about age?
391
00:13:58,130 --> 00:13:59,760
Maybe it's
the number of ghosts
392
00:13:59,960 --> 00:14:01,320
the trap was designed
to hold.
393
00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,980
Maybe it's only able to hold
a certain amount
394
00:14:04,180 --> 00:14:05,460
of ghost energy.
395
00:14:05,660 --> 00:14:07,420
Not that I endorse
his lifestyle, but
396
00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:09,290
this is where having
a nerd can be useful.Look at this gauge.
397
00:14:09,490 --> 00:14:11,200
It went up
when Thorfinn got trapped.
398
00:14:11,400 --> 00:14:12,900
It's gone higher
since Flower went in there.
399
00:14:13,100 --> 00:14:15,690
A third ghost could
push it into the red zone.
400
00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,120
What happens if it goes
into the red zone?
401
00:14:17,320 --> 00:14:19,380
Well, hopefully it
overloads the system
402
00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,860
and causes the device to fail,
403
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,470
which should free
all the ghosts.
404
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,560
ISAAC:
Unless he's wrong,
405
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:27,220
and then we've eviscerated
three ghosts.
406
00:14:27,420 --> 00:14:30,130
Unless you're wrong, and
now we've lost three ghosts.
407
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,350
Look, I know I can't see
the ghosts or hear them,
408
00:14:32,550 --> 00:14:34,360
but I care about them,
and I would never do anything
409
00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:35,710
to risk harm to them
410
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,140
if I didn't think
with all of my heart
411
00:14:37,340 --> 00:14:38,880
that this could work.
412
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,710
You know what,
I think you're right.
413
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:45,020
Okay, you all heard the man
in the Atari shirt.
414
00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:46,760
I think we got
to give this a shot.
415
00:14:46,960 --> 00:14:48,280
And now one more of us
is gonna die
416
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,630
so that Jay feels heard.
417
00:14:49,830 --> 00:14:51,720
So, Jay's saying that
if one more ghost
418
00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,250
jumps in the box,
we might be saved.
419
00:14:55,450 --> 00:14:57,510
But who will be our third?
420
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,950
[sighs]
Why does it always
come down to this?
421
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,510
Hey, Sam, do you think
you can take Jessica out
422
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:03,950
for a little drive?
She's wanting
423
00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:05,430
to go to the mall,
whatever that means.
424
00:15:05,630 --> 00:15:07,300
We're a little busy
right now, Sass.Mm-hmm.
425
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,220
Thor and flower are caught
in the ghost trap.
426
00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:12,480
And then Samantha activated
an evisceration clock,
427
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:13,870
and now Jay wants
another one of us
428
00:15:14,070 --> 00:15:15,610
to go in there and save them
429
00:15:15,810 --> 00:15:17,360
or, just as likely,
die along with them.
430
00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:18,920
What?!
Fellow ghosts,
431
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:20,740
the time has come for
one of us to step up.
432
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,270
And as your
commanding officer,
433
00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,320
I believe it is only right
that that responsibility
434
00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:27,280
falls to, this time,
let's say Trevor.
435
00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,450
What? Why me?
436
00:15:28,650 --> 00:15:30,020
I'll do it.
ALBERTA:
Pete,
437
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:30,980
are you sure about this?
438
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:33,280
I always played it safe in life,
439
00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,460
always worried that
something bad would happen.
440
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:39,070
And you know what,
something bad happened anyway.
441
00:15:39,270 --> 00:15:41,250
And now my friends' afterlives
hang in the balance,
442
00:15:41,450 --> 00:15:43,380
and it's my fault
that they're in there.
443
00:15:43,580 --> 00:15:45,380
So, am I scared?
You betcha.
444
00:15:45,580 --> 00:15:47,990
But am I going in?
You're darn tootin'.
445
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:53,090
And I know, when I look back
on all of this...
446
00:15:53,290 --> 00:15:54,130
The clock is sort of
ticking here, Pete.
447
00:15:54,330 --> 00:15:56,660
Ten seconds to evisceration.
448
00:15:56,850 --> 00:15:57,920
So, I know we didn't finish yet,
449
00:15:58,120 --> 00:15:58,960
but, Sam, who won
Game of Thrones?
450
00:15:59,160 --> 00:16:00,740
I don't remember.Cool.
451
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,400
[all gasp]
452
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:05,530
[alarm sounding]
453
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:07,140
Oh, hey, just so you guys know,
454
00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:08,610
I'm here now, too.
455
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,190
Oh, no, that's not what
I meant.
456
00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:12,370
No, no, no, no.
457
00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,500
Hey, is it working?
458
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,460
I think so.
459
00:16:14,660 --> 00:16:16,020
Something is happening.
460
00:16:16,220 --> 00:16:17,500
[alarmed cries]Of course, it might just be
461
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:19,500
the evisceration process
coming to a climax.
462
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:22,330
[cries out]
463
00:16:22,530 --> 00:16:23,860
[all cheering]
464
00:16:24,060 --> 00:16:25,770
My God!What happened?
465
00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:27,080
They're back.
[sighs]
466
00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,040
Pete saved the day.
So did you.
467
00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,080
Good news.
Turns out we just need to
468
00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:34,080
turn it off
and then turn it back on.
469
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:36,830
Huh.
470
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,440
SASAPPIS:
And then Pete jumped
in the trap,
471
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,790
and I thought he might die,
which would mean
472
00:16:39,980 --> 00:16:41,090
I would get my own room,
473
00:16:41,290 --> 00:16:42,610
but now how I'd want
that to happen.
474
00:16:42,810 --> 00:16:44,010
And then everyone was saved,
475
00:16:44,210 --> 00:16:46,310
and it was just
a crazy day.
476
00:16:46,510 --> 00:16:48,400
Yeah, it sounds amazing.
477
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,880
Yeah. I wish you could
have been there.
478
00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,190
Yeah, me, too.
479
00:16:54,390 --> 00:16:56,150
Maybe we did...Look, Sass, I...
480
00:16:56,350 --> 00:16:59,540
Er, no. You-you go first.
481
00:16:59,740 --> 00:17:01,240
Okay.
482
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,900
Maybe we didn't
think this through.
483
00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,160
I mean, I'm crazy about you.
484
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:07,380
I'm crazy about you.
485
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,250
But you're never gonna be
a part of all the fun stuff
486
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:10,640
that happens in the house.
487
00:17:10,840 --> 00:17:12,950
Yeah, and it's not
really fair for me
488
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:14,300
to force you to hang out with me
489
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,200
here in the driveway
all the time.
490
00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,570
You know, if I'm being
completely honest,
491
00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,180
I miss the road.
492
00:17:22,380 --> 00:17:24,820
So what do we do?
493
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:28,520
[indistinct conversation]
494
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:32,880
Thorfinn wants Pete to know
that today
495
00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,930
you earned my respect.
496
00:17:35,130 --> 00:17:36,360
From this day forward,
497
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,410
you are no longer
known as Puny Pete.
498
00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,980
You're now Puny Brave Pete.
499
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,810
Thank you, Thor.
500
00:17:45,010 --> 00:17:46,770
And you inspired me, Pete.
501
00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,940
You faced your fears,
and it showed me
502
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:50,510
that I should face mine, too.
503
00:17:50,710 --> 00:17:52,640
You're gonna watch a TV show
with clowns in it?
504
00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,950
God, no.
505
00:17:54,150 --> 00:17:55,640
I'm gonna go on a date
with Thor.
506
00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:58,120
Just Thor.
507
00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,740
Really?
A one-on-one date?
508
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:04,300
You truly mean this?
509
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:06,080
I do.
510
00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:10,960
If things get weird, though,
can we at least go
511
00:18:11,160 --> 00:18:12,700
hang out in a room
that Jay is in or something?
512
00:18:12,900 --> 00:18:14,710
Sure. Of course. Yes.
513
00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:17,190
Samantha?
Freddie's quitting again.
514
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:18,410
We just heard him
call his mommy.
515
00:18:18,610 --> 00:18:20,840
Hey, guys, I have something
I need to tell you.
516
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:22,670
You're quitting?How'd you know?
517
00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:23,930
Lucky guess.
518
00:18:24,130 --> 00:18:25,410
Are you sure
about this, buddy?
519
00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,070
I know it's been
a rough couple weeks, but...
520
00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:28,760
Rough?
521
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,420
You guys fired me once,
drove me to quit another time,
522
00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:32,640
then you bought my old car,
which was weird.
523
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,810
Not to mention you caused
my girlfriend to dump me.
524
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:36,900
Yeah, it does sound bad
when you list it
525
00:18:37,100 --> 00:18:37,900
all at once like that.
526
00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,640
And on top of all that,
527
00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:41,600
I don't want to work in a house
that I think has ghosts.
528
00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:43,560
[gasps]
Rude.Freddie,
529
00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:45,170
I know what we've had
our growing pains
530
00:18:45,370 --> 00:18:46,260
working together,
but I really think
531
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,610
the worst of it
is behind us.
532
00:18:47,810 --> 00:18:48,780
If you stay,
533
00:18:48,980 --> 00:18:49,960
we promise it'll
be different.
534
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,080
Oh, hell no.
[humming]
535
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:56,870
[humming echoing]I'm out of here.
536
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,490
What the hell, Alberta?
537
00:18:59,690 --> 00:19:00,710
He almost killed
three of us.
538
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:02,920
That's fair.
539
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:09,370
Yo, wait, wait, hold on.
I don't understand.
540
00:19:09,570 --> 00:19:10,410
So, now you want to sell
the car back?
541
00:19:10,610 --> 00:19:13,200
Well, I believe
New York State has
542
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,250
a cooldown period that
this falls within.
543
00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:18,120
Bro, I'm not CarMax, okay?
I'm a guy named Marco.
544
00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,470
Look, I'll tell you what.
545
00:19:19,670 --> 00:19:21,470
I'll give you half
of what you paid for it.
546
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,120
What's going on here?
547
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,820
Sass and Jessica decided
that they moved in together
548
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:25,910
too quickly,
549
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:28,040
so Jay now has
to sell the car back
550
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,610
from a position of weakness.
551
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,870
Fine.
552
00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,440
But I'm keeping
the Pungent Stench CD.
553
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,090
So, life with Marco
will be nice.
554
00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:39,100
He said his band's
going on tour?
555
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:42,660
Yeah, so I'm, you know, gonna
get to see a lot of the country.
556
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,710
And he really likes KFC,
557
00:19:44,910 --> 00:19:47,540
so I've got some good smells
coming my way.Nice.
558
00:19:47,740 --> 00:19:50,280
I'm gonna miss you,Jessica.
559
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,150
I'm gonna miss you, too,
Sasappis.
560
00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,760
You're really special.[stereo blasting heavy metal]
561
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,070
What?!
562
00:19:57,270 --> 00:19:59,590
I said you're
really special!What?!
563
00:19:59,790 --> 00:20:02,160
You're really special!
564
00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:05,950
You smell good, too!
What?!
565
00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,850
[music fades]
566
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,910
ISAAC:
Oh, that's a tough
turn of events.
567
00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:13,130
Indeed.
568
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:14,960
We're here for you, Sass.
569
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:16,510
Thanks, guys.
570
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:21,090
Okay, well,
we were here for you,
571
00:20:21,290 --> 00:20:22,570
and now we're gonna
go watch some Tv.
572
00:20:22,770 --> 00:20:24,100
But feel free
to come find us,
573
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,920
and we'll be there
for you there.
574
00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:27,880
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576
00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:32,360
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