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Okay, so, what did you want
to talk to us about?
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Sam, Jay,
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in the time that
I've been working here,
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I've noticed some
disturbing things.
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It started
with these strange,
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almost ethereal humming sounds
I would hear every now and then.
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[gasps]
I think he's talking
about you, Alberta.
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It was like a singer warming up
but kind of off-key.
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The hell it was!
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Well, it's an old house,
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so you might have just
been hearing the wind.
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That's what I thought.
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But then there's
this one time
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my pen was
sitting on the counter,
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and it almost seemed
like something pushed it
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into the trash can.
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Sass dared me.
What was I, not gonna?
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Sometimes things fall.
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But this is
the weirdest thing by far.
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This is security footage
from the front desk
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from the other night.
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See that?
No one is there,
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but the keys are moving.
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- Huh.
- Now, you guys are gonna
think I'm crazy,
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but there's only one plausible
explanation for all this.
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You guys have...
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♪ ♪
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Did you hear me?
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I said I think
you guys have ghosts.
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That's a little far-fetched.
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Yeah, I mean, you don't really
believe in ghosts?
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Oh, they're gonna try to
make him think he's crazy.
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It's really the only play here.
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I mean, there's no other
explanation for this.
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The keys are moving.
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Are they?
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What?
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There's not even a question.
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I-I don't see anything.
I mean, do you, Jay?
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I'm squinting really hard,
and nope.
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Uh, Sam, we have a problem.
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Freddie sold Sass's girlfriend.
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What?
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I-I mean he got
a new car and sold
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the RAV4 she was bound to.
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Uh, Freddie, did you
get a new car?
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Yeah, actually.
How did you know?
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A ghost told me.
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[Samantha and Jay laugh]
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Just kidding, obviously.
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I-I saw you pull up in it.
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It's pretty nice.
Look at it.
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It's got all-wheel drive.
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You know what it doesn't have?
My girlfriend!
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Also doesn't have leather seats.
Why not splurge?
Sam,
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you got to buy Freddie's car
back. Please do it for me.
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Jay, Sass wants us to
buy Freddie's car back.
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What? We have the Mini.
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And I know it's not haunted,
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but it's got a year left
on the warranty.
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Plus, Freddie's old car sucks.
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Jay, we don't even have
to use it.
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We can just park it
on the lawn,
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and Sass gets to
hang out with Jessica.
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You want us to buy
a lawn car? [laughs]
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To just sit on the lawn?
Who are we, Tony Stark?
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Who's Tony Stark?
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I'm so glad
you asked that question.
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Come here. Okay,
it all started off
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in a cave in Afghanistan.
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Or Vietnam...
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Thor want to see
where this going.
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[sighs]
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SAMANTHA:
Oh.
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Freddie, what do you
have there?
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So, for my own
peace of mind,
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I did some research
and ordered a few items
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that should take care
of the ghost problem.
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Problem? How dare you?
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I'm not sure that's
such a good idea.
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I know you're skeptical,
but better safe than sorry.
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First off, a classic
ghost repellent, sage.
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Ooh, we love that stuff.
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Oh, I call first hit.
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And this detects
electromagnetic energy,
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which is what ghosts
are made up of.
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I'm not rooting for him, but
the science is darn interesting.
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It'll tell us if there are
any ghosts nearby.
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[amplified static][gasps]
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[groans][device chimes]
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We're all clear.
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[laughter]
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This stuff is all fakakta.
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And finally,
the coup de grâce,
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the Ghost Trap 2000.
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I ordered it
on the Internet
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from a Latvian company
that specializes
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in ghost-hunting equipment.
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THORFINN:
Latvians known for technology.
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Take regular club and add
metal spikes to it.
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Very smart.
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Oh, my God, there is a sticker
that says "Two and under."
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It is a toy for babies.
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Latvians.
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What a strange toy
for a toddler.
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I mean, what's wrong with
a simple stuffed raven
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or a good old-fashioned
lead rattle?
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Am I right?
Parents these days.
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Hmm. What's going on?
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Jay tracked down the guy
who bought Freddie's car.
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Thing is, uh,
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I need this car
for my band.
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You know, we're just
starting to take off.
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You ever hear of
Pungent Stench?
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- No.
- Well, uh, we opened for 'em.
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Uh, look, Marco,
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I think $1,500 is more
than a fair price. Right?
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I mean, I know you only paid
$1,300 for it.
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And I know you seem
pretty desperate,
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so I'm gonna hold firm.
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- Jay, how's it going?
- SASAPPIS:
My relationship's on the line
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and Jay's pinching pennies.
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JAY:
It's going great.
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I got him right where
I want him.
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No, you don't.
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Please, Sam,
you have to step in.
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What Sass and I have
is magical.
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You're talking to Champa
Arondekar's baby boy, bro,
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and if you think I'm paying
full price for that,
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you are sorely mistaken.
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Jay, just pay him.
We need the car.
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Ha-ha, she's kidding.
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We're walking.
Good day, sir.
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What do you want for it?$1550.
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That's fair. Sold.
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Yes! You can stay.
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Champa can never
know about this.
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FLOWER:
Why is there a cookie
on top of it?
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I think that was Freddie's
attempt to bait the trap.
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But ghosts can't even eat.
Freddie so dumb.
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[laughter]
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It does look rather
scrumptious, though.
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I wouldn't mind taking
a little whiff.
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Mm-hmm, yes,
a whiff would be divine,
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but one would need
to get very close
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to properly smell the cookie,
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and in doing so one might
accidently touch the device.
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- So what?
- It's not dangerous. Indeed.
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As we've already established,
it's most certainly
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- a children's toy.
- All right.
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[chuckles]
Yeah.
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But, on the off chance
it is a functioning ghost trap,
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it wouldn't be safe
with all of us
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crowded around, jostling
and shoving,
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trying to get our sniffs in.
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Well, maybe one of us
should just touch it
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and make sure it's okay.
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I can't believe I'm saying this,
but great minds think alike.
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One of us should
touch the trap.
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And as the commanding officer,
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that responsibility
should fall to me...
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to pick the person.
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Pete, do it.
PETE:What?!
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Why me?
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Why don't we draw straws?
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Because that would require
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the handling and cutting
of straws,
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which is beyond
our abilities.
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Look, Jay left his nerd dice
out on the table.
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One, two, three,
four, five, six.
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I knock a dice off,
whosever number comes up,
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that's who touches the trap.
Capisce?
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All right.
FLOWER:Yeah.
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THORFINN:
Not a bad idea.
Yeah, yeah.
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- Okay.
- Capi-- capisce.
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[exhales sharply]
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[straining]
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So what are we thinking,
two out of three, or...?
Pete,
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I say this with love,
but we're wasting valuable,
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valuable sniffing time.
Now get in there.
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Okay.
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Uh...
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Yeah, I can't do it.
I'm sorry.
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Oh, big surprise,
coward man being coward.
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Well, if you're so brave,
why don't you touch it?
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[gasps]
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You challenging Thor's manhood?
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From over here I am, yeah.
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Fine, I'll touch it.
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Thor not afraid.
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See? Nothing to wor...
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[all screaming]
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Thor! Thor!
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What is this?
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Hey, babe, did we get
a new toaster?
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Ooh.
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[alarmed shouting]
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Thor's in there!
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- Thor's in there! Hey!
- Now we know.
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I just wanted to let you
know how much I enjoyed
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my stay this weekend.
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To tell you the truth,
I wasn't even sure
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I wanted to travel anymore
after my Walter passed.
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Samantha, a word, please.
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Thank you for sharing that.
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That's what I love
about running a B and B.
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Connecting with the guests.
Being there for you.
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Thor got sucked
into the ghost trap.
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Tomorrow would have
been our 47th... I got to go.
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Okay, so what happened?
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Well, there was an Oreo on top
of this weird toaster thingy,
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and I ate it, which made me
realize I was still peckish,
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so I made a sandy.
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Thor touched the device
and is now trapped inside.
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Why was he touching it?
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Wait, what happened?
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That is a ghost trap,
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and apparently
Thor touched it,
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and now he's trapped inside.
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A ghost trap?
And you knew about this?
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Well, none of us actually
thought it worked.
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Why didn't you consult me?
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You got a weird sci-fi thing
in the kitchen,
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and you didn't think to ask
the guy wearing the Atari shirt?
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You were dealing with the car,
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and the ghosts are
sort of my thing.
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Oh, 'cause you can see
and hear them.
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Yeah, yeah, way to rub that
in my face again.
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THORFINN:
Uh, hello?
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Perhaps there's more urgent
matters to discuss!
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Yeah, the big guy's
got a point.
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Or is it the little guy?
What do we call him now?
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Hey-hey, Thor, it's Pete.
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Uh, sorry about this whole
turn of events.
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I can't help but feel,
I don't know,
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a little bit responsible.
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Now, before you say
that's crazy... Not crazy.
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This is very much
your fault, Pete.
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Okay, cool. So we're
on the same page.
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So how do we get Thor
out of the trap?
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Why don't we just ask Freddie?
He's the one who ordered it.
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But we made such a big deal
about not believing in ghosts.
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Just go speak with him.
Yes, you'll look foolish,
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but that's nothing new.
Bite the bullet.
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Oh, you know that expression
came from my era.
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We had to literally bite bullets
during surgery
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because we lacked anesthesia.
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And how did that work out?
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Mm, sort of depended on
how good your barber was.
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Oh, don't worry, Thor.
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00:09:09,157 --> 00:09:10,462
We are gonna go
talk to Freddie.
252
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:11,812
Everything's gonna be okay.
253
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:12,987
What's going on?
What happened to Thor?
254
00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,293
Oh, my dear, he's being
held captive
255
00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:16,643
inside that machine.
256
00:09:16,773 --> 00:09:17,644
You were standing right here
when it happened.
257
00:09:17,774 --> 00:09:19,776
Wow. This machine?
258
00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:22,431
Flower, no![alarmed shouting]
259
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,738
Wait, why'd it turn red?
Did Thor get out?
260
00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,653
Not exactly.
261
00:09:26,783 --> 00:09:29,699
JESSICA [chuckles]:
Whoa, so we really did it.
262
00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:31,396
Yep, we sure did.
263
00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:34,051
[sighs] That was exciting,
our entire relationship
264
00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,705
riding on the outcome
of a car negotiation.
265
00:09:35,836 --> 00:09:38,752
[laughs]
And then Jay asked him to
throw in that Pungent Stench CD.
266
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,362
Man, could have gone
either way.
267
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:41,363
Oh, yeah, man.
268
00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,626
[both laugh]
269
00:09:43,757 --> 00:09:45,759
So, what do we do now?
270
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:49,284
I guess we just sort of hang.
271
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:50,938
Okay. Yeah.
272
00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,114
So, what do you guys like
to do around here for fun?
273
00:09:53,244 --> 00:09:54,811
Well, I usually watch TV
with the other ghosts.
274
00:09:54,942 --> 00:09:56,596
- It's sort of a nightly thing.
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:09:56,726 --> 00:09:58,206
Oh, but I guess
you can't do that.
276
00:09:58,336 --> 00:09:59,555
Yeah, I can't really go inside.
277
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:01,252
Right. Right.
278
00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:04,168
But, um, I mean,
that's okay, you know.
279
00:10:04,299 --> 00:10:06,344
I'm a car ghost, and I got
two new drivers
280
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:08,433
to take me on all
their adventures.
281
00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:10,305
The thing is, Sam and Jay don't
really drive that much.
282
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,959
You know, they work
from the house.
283
00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:13,482
Right, but they go on errands, right?
284
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:16,354
Hmm, not that many. You know,
plus they got the Mini.
285
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:20,141
Okay. So I'm just
gonna be, like,
286
00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:23,666
sitting here in this car
in the driveway forever?
287
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:24,754
No, no, I can ask Sam
to take you
288
00:10:24,885 --> 00:10:26,190
for a spin
every now and then.
289
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:29,150
Like I'm a dog she's
taking on a walk.
290
00:10:29,280 --> 00:10:30,978
[chuckles]
No, I'm-I'm not saying
it's gonna be like
291
00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:32,893
a twice-a-day thing
that a dog would get.
292
00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:35,809
So it's less good
than a dog?
293
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,419
My situation.
294
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:40,030
[stammers]
295
00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:41,728
Oh, wow, would you look
at the leaves
296
00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:42,685
blowing around
over there?
297
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,469
Isn't that fun?
298
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:49,126
We don't usually get wind
from the north, so, uh...
299
00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,956
Hey, uh, Freddie, say you caught
a ghost in the trap.
300
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:54,915
How would one go about
releasing it?
301
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:57,918
Ha. So now you think there's
a ghost caught in the trap.
302
00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:58,875
Freddie, we don't really
have time for this.
303
00:10:59,006 --> 00:11:00,572
Just get on board.
304
00:11:00,703 --> 00:11:02,749
Well, the ghost indicator light
did come on, so...
305
00:11:02,879 --> 00:11:04,620
Oh, but I thought you said
you didn't believe in ghosts.
306
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,230
Two follow-up questions?
307
00:11:06,361 --> 00:11:07,144
The foreman at the factory
would have given him
308
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,668
a swift crack on the jaw.
309
00:11:08,798 --> 00:11:10,060
But what if I was wrong?
310
00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,105
Wouldn't it be sad
if a ghost was
311
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,846
trapped in that little box?
312
00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,674
I mean, what if it was
a friendly ghost, like Casper?
313
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,458
Or Obi-Wan in Empire.
314
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,417
Well, Obi-Wan wasn't
really a ghost per se.
315
00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,158
Excuse me. He was
an apparition representing
316
00:11:21,289 --> 00:11:24,205
- a recently deceased Jedi.
- Right,
317
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:25,597
but I would argue
that was more a manifestation
318
00:11:25,728 --> 00:11:27,251
of his Force powers.
319
00:11:27,382 --> 00:11:28,992
Huh. Okay,
that's interesting.
320
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,124
You know, I really think
it all just depends
321
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:31,821
on Lucas's
intentionality...
322
00:11:31,952 --> 00:11:32,953
I'm so sorry.
Can we get back
323
00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,868
to the whole
ghost in the trap thing?
324
00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,957
Sort of a crazy tangent with our
friends' existence on the line.
325
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:38,959
I was riveted.[groans]
326
00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:40,874
Thor, Flower,
Freddie's on the phone
327
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:42,310
with the company
in Latvia.
328
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,094
He's gonna find a way
to get you out of there.
329
00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:45,574
Are we sure we want
to give them that hope?
330
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,097
[quietly]:
I mean, it's very possible
331
00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,099
they're just stuck in there
forever now.
332
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,448
THORFINN:
Just giving heads up.
333
00:11:50,579 --> 00:11:51,798
Can still hear,
334
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:52,886
even when you lower voice!
335
00:11:53,016 --> 00:11:55,236
FLOWER:
Oh, my God, you guys!
336
00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:56,541
Thor's stuck in a ghost trap!
337
00:11:56,672 --> 00:11:57,891
Wait for it.
338
00:11:58,021 --> 00:12:00,502
Oh, my God.
I'm in here with him.
339
00:12:00,632 --> 00:12:03,200
It should've been me. It was
my number that came up.
340
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,636
Oh, Peter,
don't beat yourself up.
341
00:12:04,767 --> 00:12:05,681
There'll be plenty of time
to ruminate
342
00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,204
on your cowardice later.
343
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,685
Okay, I spoke
to the customer service rep.
344
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,426
There's a button
on the side,
345
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,558
and all we have to do is
hold it for three seconds.
346
00:12:13,689 --> 00:12:15,560
[chuckles]
Okay, perfect. Let's do that.
347
00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,911
Whoa, you don't want
to ask me? Atari shirt.
348
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,521
Sorry, Jay.
What do you think?
349
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,218
I think we should do it.
I just wanted to be asked.
350
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:25,832
Okay. One, two, three.
351
00:12:25,962 --> 00:12:27,355
[click, beep]
352
00:12:27,485 --> 00:12:29,052
Light turn red.
353
00:12:29,183 --> 00:12:31,838
Why do light turn red?
354
00:12:31,968 --> 00:12:34,710
Oh, that's not good.
Freddie, what does that say?
355
00:12:34,841 --> 00:12:36,538
- Uh, I don't know Latvian.
- It's counting down to something!
356
00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:38,975
- What is it counting down to?
- Let me check.
357
00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,543
Oh, this is interesting.
"Evisceration..."
358
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:42,892
ALL:
What?!
359
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,764
"Countdown to evisceration."
360
00:12:44,894 --> 00:12:46,678
Oh, that is not good.
361
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,203
Unless you're right and ghosts
don't exist. Then we're fine.
362
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:50,682
JAY:
Freddie, just fix this.
363
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:51,901
All right,
I'll give them a call back.
364
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:52,989
FLOWER:
Oh, my God, you guys.
365
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,904
Thor's stuck in a ghost trap!
366
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:01,955
Very bad news.
Freddie's still on hold
367
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,478
and says it's a 20-minute
wait to talk to someone.
368
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,959
B-But we only have four minutes
left on the evisceration clock!
369
00:13:06,089 --> 00:13:07,917
I led with
"This is very bad news."
370
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,658
- He did say that.
- He just said that.
371
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,920
- As he was walking in.
- That's very fair.
372
00:13:12,356 --> 00:13:16,970
Well, it seems like
we're gonna die. Again.
373
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:21,888
If Thor must go, happy
to at least spend
374
00:13:22,018 --> 00:13:24,064
final moments with Flower.
375
00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,414
Aw, that's nice.
376
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:28,895
I like when you say
stuff like that.
377
00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:30,505
More so than when you talk about
378
00:13:30,635 --> 00:13:32,507
dismembering Danish people.
379
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,466
Thor have many sides.
380
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,904
Thor very well-rounded.
381
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,080
[chuckles]
382
00:13:40,210 --> 00:13:41,516
What if you just smash
the device, Samantha?
383
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:43,170
Perhaps that'll
set them free.
384
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,172
Isaac's saying maybe
we could smash the trap.
385
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,782
But it could hurt them.
And even if it didn't,
386
00:13:46,913 --> 00:13:49,002
what if when they get out
they're permanently small?
387
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,613
- Oh.
- THORFINN: Thor not want
to be permanently small!
388
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,529
Base much of identity
on being large.
389
00:13:54,659 --> 00:13:55,922
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
390
00:13:56,052 --> 00:13:57,967
What if "Two and under"
isn't about age?
391
00:13:58,098 --> 00:13:59,795
Maybe it's
the number of ghosts
392
00:13:59,926 --> 00:14:01,362
the trap was designed
to hold.
393
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,017
Maybe it's only able to hold
a certain amount
394
00:14:04,147 --> 00:14:05,496
of ghost energy.
395
00:14:05,627 --> 00:14:07,455
Not that I endorse
his lifestyle, but
396
00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:09,326
this is where having
- a nerd can be useful.
- Look at this gauge.
397
00:14:09,457 --> 00:14:11,241
It went up
when Thorfinn got trapped.
398
00:14:11,372 --> 00:14:12,939
It's gone higher
since Flower went in there.
399
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,724
A third ghost could
push it into the red zone.
400
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,160
What happens if it goes
into the red zone?
401
00:14:17,291 --> 00:14:19,423
Well, hopefully it
overloads the system
402
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:20,903
and causes the device to fail,
403
00:14:21,034 --> 00:14:22,513
which should free
all the ghosts.
404
00:14:22,644 --> 00:14:24,602
ISAAC:
Unless he's wrong,
405
00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:27,257
and then we've eviscerated
three ghosts.
406
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:30,173
Unless you're wrong, and
now we've lost three ghosts.
407
00:14:30,304 --> 00:14:32,393
Look, I know I can't see
the ghosts or hear them,
408
00:14:32,523 --> 00:14:34,395
but I care about them,
and I would never do anything
409
00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:35,744
to risk harm to them
410
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:37,180
if I didn't think
with all of my heart
411
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,921
that this could work.
412
00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,750
You know what,
I think you're right.
413
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:45,058
Okay, you all heard the man
in the Atari shirt.
414
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:46,798
I think we got
to give this a shot.
415
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,322
And now one more of us
is gonna die
416
00:14:48,452 --> 00:14:49,671
so that Jay feels heard.
417
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,760
So, Jay's saying that
if one more ghost
418
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,285
jumps in the box,
we might be saved.
419
00:14:55,416 --> 00:14:57,548
But who will be our third?
420
00:14:57,679 --> 00:15:00,987
[sighs]
Why does it always
come down to this?
421
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:02,553
Hey, Sam, do you think
you can take Jessica out
422
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:03,990
for a little drive?
She's wanting
423
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:05,469
to go to the mall,
whatever that means.
424
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,341
We're a little busy
- right now, Sass.
- Mm-hmm.
425
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:09,256
Thor and flower are caught
in the ghost trap.
426
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:12,520
And then Samantha activated
an evisceration clock,
427
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:13,913
and now Jay wants
another one of us
428
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:15,653
to go in there and save them
429
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,394
or, just as likely,
die along with them.
430
00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:18,961
What?!
Fellow ghosts,
431
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,745
the time has come for
one of us to step up.
432
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:23,313
And as your
commanding officer,
433
00:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,359
I believe it is only right
that that responsibility
434
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,317
falls to, this time,
let's say Trevor.
435
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,492
What? Why me?
436
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,059
I'll do it.
ALBERTA:
Pete,
437
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,017
are you sure about this?
438
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,323
I always played it safe in life,
439
00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,499
always worried that
something bad would happen.
440
00:15:35,630 --> 00:15:39,112
And you know what,
something bad happened anyway.
441
00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,288
And now my friends' afterlives
hang in the balance,
442
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,420
and it's my fault
that they're in there.
443
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,422
So, am I scared?
You betcha.
444
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,990
But am I going in?
You're darn tootin'.
445
00:15:50,166 --> 00:15:53,126
And I know, when I look back
on all of this...
446
00:15:53,256 --> 00:15:54,170
The clock is sort of
ticking here, Pete.
447
00:15:54,301 --> 00:15:56,694
Ten seconds to evisceration.
448
00:15:56,825 --> 00:15:57,957
So, I know we didn't finish yet,
449
00:15:58,087 --> 00:15:59,001
but, Sam, who won
Game of Thrones?
450
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,742
- I don't remember.
- Cool.
451
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,441
[all gasp]
452
00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:05,573
[alarm sounding]
453
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,183
Oh, hey, just so you guys know,
454
00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:08,619
I'm here now, too.
455
00:16:10,317 --> 00:16:11,231
Oh, no, that's not what
I meant.
456
00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:12,406
No, no, no, no.
457
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:13,537
Hey, is it working?
458
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:14,495
I think so.
459
00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,062
Something is happening.
460
00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:17,541
[alarmed cries]
Of course, it might just be
461
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,500
the evisceration process
coming to a climax.
462
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,372
[cries out]
463
00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,895
[all cheering]
464
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:25,810
- My God!
- What happened?
465
00:16:25,941 --> 00:16:27,116
They're back.
[sighs]
466
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:30,076
Pete saved the day.
So did you.
467
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:32,121
Good news.
Turns out we just need to
468
00:16:32,252 --> 00:16:34,080
turn it off
and then turn it back on.
469
00:16:35,385 --> 00:16:36,865
Huh.
470
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,475
SASAPPIS:
And then Pete jumped
in the trap,
471
00:16:38,606 --> 00:16:39,824
and I thought he might die,
which would mean
472
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,130
I would get my own room,
473
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,653
but now how I'd want
that to happen.
474
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,046
And then everyone was saved,
475
00:16:44,177 --> 00:16:46,353
and it was just
a crazy day.
476
00:16:46,483 --> 00:16:48,442
Yeah, it sounds amazing.
477
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:50,922
Yeah. I wish you could
have been there.
478
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,230
Yeah, me, too.
479
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:56,189
Maybe we did... Look, Sass, I...
480
00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:59,583
Er, no. You-you go first.
481
00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,281
Okay.
482
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,935
Maybe we didn't
think this through.
483
00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,198
I mean, I'm crazy about you.
484
00:17:05,328 --> 00:17:07,417
I'm crazy about you.
485
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,289
But you're never gonna be
a part of all the fun stuff
486
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,681
that happens in the house.
487
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,988
Yeah, and it's not
really fair for me
488
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,337
to force you to hang out with me
489
00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,209
here in the driveway
all the time.
490
00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,604
You know, if I'm being
completely honest,
491
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,215
I miss the road.
492
00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:24,826
So what do we do?
493
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:28,525
[indistinct conversation]
494
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:32,921
Thorfinn wants Pete to know
that today
495
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,966
you earned my respect.
496
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:36,403
From this day forward,
497
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:39,449
you are no longer
known as Puny Pete.
498
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:43,018
You're now Puny Brave Pete.
499
00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,846
Thank you, Thor.
500
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,804
And you inspired me, Pete.
501
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,980
You faced your fears,
and it showed me
502
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,547
that I should face mine, too.
503
00:17:50,678 --> 00:17:52,680
You're gonna watch a TV show
with clowns in it?
504
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:53,985
God, no.
505
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,683
I'm gonna go on a date
with Thor.
506
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:58,164
Just Thor.
507
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:01,776
Really?
A one-on-one date?
508
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:04,344
You truly mean this?
509
00:18:04,474 --> 00:18:06,085
I do.
510
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,002
If things get weird, though,
can we at least go
511
00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:12,743
hang out in a room
that Jay is in or something?
512
00:18:12,874 --> 00:18:14,745
Sure. Of course. Yes.
513
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:17,226
Samantha?
Freddie's quitting again.
514
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,445
We just heard him
call his mommy.
515
00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:20,882
Hey, guys, I have something
I need to tell you.
516
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:22,710
- You're quitting?
- How'd you know?
517
00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,972
Lucky guess.
518
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:25,452
Are you sure
about this, buddy?
519
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:27,106
I know it's been
a rough couple weeks, but...
520
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,803
Rough?
521
00:18:28,933 --> 00:18:30,457
You guys fired me once,
drove me to quit another time,
522
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,676
then you bought my old car,
which was weird.
523
00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:35,853
Not to mention you caused
my girlfriend to dump me.
524
00:18:35,984 --> 00:18:36,941
Yeah, it does sound bad
when you list it
525
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:37,942
all at once like that.
526
00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:39,683
And on top of all that,
527
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,642
I don't want to work in a house
that I think has ghosts.
528
00:18:41,772 --> 00:18:43,600
[gasps]
- Rude.
- Freddie,
529
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,211
I know what we've had
our growing pains
530
00:18:45,341 --> 00:18:46,299
working together,
but I really think
531
00:18:46,429 --> 00:18:47,648
the worst of it
is behind us.
532
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:48,823
If you stay,
533
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:49,998
we promise it'll
be different.
534
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,088
Oh, hell no.
[humming]
535
00:18:54,307 --> 00:18:56,874
[humming echoing]
I'm out of here.
536
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,529
What the hell, Alberta?
537
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:00,748
He almost killed
three of us.
538
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,924
That's fair.
539
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:09,409
Yo, wait, wait, hold on.
I don't understand.
540
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,453
So, now you want to sell
the car back?
541
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:13,239
Well, I believe
New York State has
542
00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:15,284
a cooldown period that
this falls within.
543
00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:18,157
Bro, I'm not CarMax, okay?
I'm a guy named Marco.
544
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,506
Look, I'll tell you what.
545
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:21,508
I'll give you half
of what you paid for it.
546
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,162
What's going on here?
547
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,859
Sass and Jessica decided
that they moved in together
548
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:25,947
too quickly,
549
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,079
so Jay now has
to sell the car back
550
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,646
from a position of weakness.
551
00:19:29,777 --> 00:19:31,909
Fine.
552
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:35,478
But I'm keeping
the Pungent Stench CD.
553
00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:37,132
So, life with Marco
will be nice.
554
00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,134
He said his band's
going on tour?
555
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,703
Yeah, so I'm, you know, gonna
get to see a lot of the country.
556
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,748
And he really likes KFC,
557
00:19:44,879 --> 00:19:47,577
so I've got some good smells
- coming my way.
- Nice.
558
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,319
I'm gonna miss you, Jessica.
559
00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,192
I'm gonna miss you, too, Sasappis.
560
00:19:53,322 --> 00:19:55,803
You're really special.[stereo blasting heavy metal]
561
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,108
What?!
562
00:19:57,239 --> 00:19:59,633
I said you're
- really special!
- What?!
563
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:02,201
You're really special!
564
00:20:02,331 --> 00:20:05,987
You smell good, too!
What?!
565
00:20:06,117 --> 00:20:07,858
[music fades]
566
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,948
ISAAC:
Oh, that's a tough
turn of events.
567
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,168
Indeed.
568
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:14,996
We're here for you, Sass.
569
00:20:15,126 --> 00:20:16,519
Thanks, guys.
570
00:20:19,522 --> 00:20:21,132
Okay, well,
we were here for you,
571
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,612
and now we're gonna
go watch some Tv.
572
00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:24,135
But feel free
to come find us,
573
00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:25,963
and we'll be there
for you there.
574
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,922
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575
00:20:28,052 --> 00:20:30,272
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576
00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,361
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