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I might be a while
if you're waiting

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for the shaft
of light, Pete.

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Oh, that's okay,
you take your time.

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Gives me pleasure
to see you getting pleasure.

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Just take it.

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[laughs]
Ooh, Jay's new TV arrived

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from Amazon Prime.

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Didn't he just
order that yesterday?

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The modern transport of goods
is truly a marvel.

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So much efficiency,
so few horse deaths.

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Jay, they're here, you can make
your announcement now.

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Okay, here's
the deal, people.

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This is for Livings
only, okay?

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I need one TV
that isn't dominated

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by ghosts
watching trash reality.

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Bodybuilder Wives
is not trash.

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It's a peek behind the curtain
of seven brave women

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and the musclebound men
they love.

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Although, Skank Wars...

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Sure, that's harder
to defend.

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Guys, Jay has been
putting in long hours

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planning the restaurant.

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He deserves to
relax, kick back,

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watch the Knicks lose in 4K.

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Good smack talk, babe.

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SASAPPIS:
Speaking of the restaurant,

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has Jay given
any more thought to my idea

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about putting in a pizza oven?

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Gas or wood-fired,
I'm not picky,

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but, you know,
probably wood-fired.

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Sass is asking again
about you buying a pizza oven.

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Sorry, Sassarino,

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it just doesn't work
with the kitchen layout.

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First, tell him
to never call me that again,

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and then convey

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my deep disappointment about
the oven.

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JAY:
So what are we
thinking, babe,

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hang it on this wall, right?

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Oh, I don't know, I think people

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usually put them
above the fireplace.

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Sort of a focal point.

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What? [laughs]
That's way too high.

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You want the TV to be at
eye-level when you're sitting.

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It's called
optimal viewing angle.

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Oof, that was dripping
with condescension.

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That's the attitude
that got Magenta

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kicked off of
Skank Wars.

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[chuckles] Right,
but if we put it there,

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then we'd have the back
of the couch facing the door,

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and that's bad feng shui.

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PETE:
I got to go with Jay
on this one.

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You don't want to be
craning your neck,

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and that's coming from a guy
who knows about neck pain.

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Agreed. James Madison's
hunting print

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was hung several
feet too high.

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We could barely
stare at it

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for the entire burn
of a tallow candle.

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Wow, you guys did not have
a lot to do back then, huh?

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Other than
invent democracy?

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[clears throat]Amongst Europeans.

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♪ ♪

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How are the ghosts
liking the marinara?

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Talk of food
remind Thor of Flower.

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She also ate food
when alive.

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Many times.

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They seem to be enjoying it.TREVOR: Well,
he's still struggling.

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I feel for the guy,
but she's in a better place.

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Any place would be
better than here.

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A prisoner in my
ancestral home,

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my kitchen reeking
of exotic foods.

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It's spaghetti.

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So many vowels.

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[sighs] I understand
Thor's frustration.

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After all, Flower was his
third paramour to be sucked off.

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She was?

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Oh, that's right,
I keep forgetting.

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None of you were around
for Luella or Flat Maria.

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Flat Maria?

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Until you've seen it,

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you can't imagine what a herd of
cattle can do to the human body.

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Oh, Jay, this is so sad.

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Apparently,
Isaac says

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Thor's had three girlfriends,

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and they all got sucked off

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after dating him.

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Aw, poor guy.

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Sounds like he's got a
Good Luck Chuck

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situation going on.

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Good Luck Chuckis a movie
about a guy named Chuck

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who slept
with a lot of women.

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Flawless premise.

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And every woman
that he hooked up with

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would marry the next man
that she met.

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So, if Jay is correct,

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and this is indeed
a Good Luck Chucksituation,

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do we believe
that any woman

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Thor becomes romantically
entangled with

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may end up
getting sucked off?

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ISAAC:
Possibly.

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[sighs] That poor
Viking bastard.

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Interesting.

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[snoring]

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[up-tempo organ music playing]

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ANNOUNCER: Jay Arondekar
at the charity stripe,

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game on the line,

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to win the championship

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and save the world.

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Pizza oven.

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What?Get a pizza oven.

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You want a pizza oven.

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You can't live
without a pizza oven.

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Shooting two.

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[whistle blows]

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Yes!

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Whoo!Wood-fired!

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CROWD [chanting]:
Wood-fired! Wood-fired!

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Wood-fired!
Huh?

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CROWD:
Wood-fired!

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Hey there, Thor.

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Am I interrupting
anything?

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I thought maybe you could use
some... cheering up.

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Not interrupting. Thor
just thinking about emptiness

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of universe,
futility of existence,

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deliciousness of cod.

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Mm.

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Poor Thor.

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You've been through a lot.

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Maybe there's
some way I can...

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help you relax.

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Oh, yes, that...
very kind.

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Mm-hmm. Mm.

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I always forget how pungent
that wolf urine is.

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Is highest quality.

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First squeeze
of dead wolf bladder.

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Mm.
Is most coveted.

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[chuckles]
So interesting.

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[groans]

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It is nice.

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Don't be afraid
to really get in there.

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HETTY:
I believe I'm in as...

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deep as I'm
prepared to go.

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Question:

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what the
H-E-double-hockey-sticks

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were you doing in Sam and Jay's
bedroom last night?

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What are you talking about?

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You thought I was sleeping,
but I wasn't,

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'cause of my sleep apnea,

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which I assumed I'd get rid of
when I died, but I didn't,

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so I'm always a little tired.

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SAMANTHA:
Oh, hey, sweetie.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, I'm just marking off
where the TV would go,

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if, you know, we put it where
Reddit and the Geek Squad

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and common sense
say it should go.

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And what are you doing?I'm following Samantha
for the day.

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It's Wednesday.

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Jay, that would mean
the couch goes there,

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which is insane.

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I don't know,

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the couch over there
might look nice.

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Oh, the ghosts
are laughing at you.

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I was thinking about
switching to Thursdays, but

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Wednesday is the day that
Samantha flirts with Kevin,

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the water delivery man.

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I do not.
What?

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Nothing.

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So, what is that?

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Are you looking up pizza ovens?

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Yeah, it was
the strangest thing.

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I woke up this morning
absolutely certain

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that we should get a pizza oven

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for the restaurant.SAMANTHA: I thought you said

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it wouldn't fit
with the kitchen layout.

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The man's allowed
to change his mind, Sam.

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JAY:
I don't know.

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I just woke up convinced,

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so I'm gonna find a way
to make it work.

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You're the chef. [chuckles]

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Looks like it's
your lucky day, Sass.

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Yeah. Very lucky.

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Well,
I have Zoom yoga.

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[mocking]: Well,
I have Zoom yoga.

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50 bucks says there's not
a single Indian person there.

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So, yesterday, Jay says
he doesn't want a pizza oven.

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Then you did some weird thing
to him while he slept,

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and he just woke up wanting one?

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Yeah, pretty cool
coincidence, huh?

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What's going on, Sass?

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I don't know what you're
talking about.

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We are roommates.
I tell you all my secrets.

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You know about my Loni Anderson
river rafting fantasy.

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What's your point, Pete?The point is, I tell you

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everything, and I know there's
something you're not telling me.

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And-and if you're doing
something to hurt my Jay...

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00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,291
Would you stop?
Keep your voice down, okay?

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I'm not hurting Jay.
Just listen.

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It's my ghost power.

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Okay? I can subtly
influence Livings

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by going into their dreams.
Just don't tell anyone.

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Cheese and crackers.
That's incredible.

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00:07:15,739 --> 00:07:18,002
Holy guacamole.

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00:07:18,133 --> 00:07:20,048
Would you please stop swearing
cleanly? It's very annoying.

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PETE:
It's just, that's one heck
of a ghost power. Cookie Crisp.

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I mean, dip my chip, you can
jump into other people's dreams?

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Shh! Yes, okay? And no one
knows other than Thor,

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who I had to tell because
we were alone together

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for many years, and there were
a lot of awkward silences.

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So, you can just make people
do whatever you want?

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00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,420
Well, it's not that simple.
I have to gain their trust,

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repeatedly show up
in their dreams,

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and the person has
to be susceptible.

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Luckily, Jay's mind
is like taffy.

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00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,037
Wait, so-so you're, like, always
hanging out with Jay, huh?

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00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:54,822
Yeah.What-what does he dream about?

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Uh, mostly basketball...Cool.

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00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:58,086
...and space travel.Love that.

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00:07:58,216 --> 00:07:59,914
And, sometimes,
he has a dream about Sam

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in that, uh,
Princess Leia bikini.Of course he does.

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Jay's a real wife guy.

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00:08:03,352 --> 00:08:05,180
Hmm.But I got to say, I mean,

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00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:08,139
this doesn't seem ethical, Sass.
I mean, mind controlling people?

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Don't you dare
say anything, Pete.

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00:08:10,185 --> 00:08:12,187
Okay? We're roommates, right?
We keep each other's secrets.

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But this affects other people.

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I mean, I-I don't think
Sam and Jay

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would appreciate
what you're doing.

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Well, I know someone
who would appreciate it.

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You.

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When Jay puts your
favorite camping treat--

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s'mores-- on his
restaurant menu.

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I can make
that happen,

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if you play ball.

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Just think about it.

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Graham cracker,

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chocolate,
and that white stuff

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that showed up,
like, 100 years ago.

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Marshmallow.Marshmallow.

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No! I can't.

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00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,698
Look, the only s'more
I'm interested in

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is s'more integrity
around here.

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00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,049
Ugh. You're so lame.Yeah,

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that may be true, but at least
I can sleep at night.

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Well, I mean, if it
weren't for the apnea,

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which, again, is so weird that
that exists in the afterlife.

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Mm...

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00:08:57,275 --> 00:08:58,842
Hey. You doing okay, Trevor?

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You look like when Sam and Jay

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put parental controls
on the Internet.

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00:09:02,106 --> 00:09:03,760
I don't think things are
working out with me and Hetty.

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00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,240
Didn't you two
break up?

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00:09:05,370 --> 00:09:07,111
Oh, right. No, we just
told you all that

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00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,983
so we could sneak around,
which makes the sex hotter.

253
00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:10,506
Child, you two are exhausting.

254
00:09:10,637 --> 00:09:11,681
[scoffs]I know.

255
00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:13,161
Anyway, I just saw her

256
00:09:13,291 --> 00:09:14,510
trying to seduce Thor.

257
00:09:14,641 --> 00:09:16,381
Wait. What? Our Thor?

258
00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:18,166
"Never learned pronouns" Thor?

259
00:09:18,296 --> 00:09:21,169
Yes. Although, I know it's not
like she's into him for real.

260
00:09:21,299 --> 00:09:22,692
She's just trying
to get sucked off.

261
00:09:22,823 --> 00:09:25,347
Uh-uh. Back up.
Walk me through this.

262
00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,696
Okay, Isaac told us
that Flower's actually

263
00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:28,785
the third girlfriend of Thor's
to get sucked off.

264
00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:30,308
Basically, people think
he's like a ticket to heaven.

265
00:09:30,439 --> 00:09:32,006
Interesting.

266
00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,224
I mean, it's gross, right?

267
00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:34,965
Using him like that?

268
00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:36,663
Not to mention,
completely rude to me.

269
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:38,752
Very interesting.

270
00:09:41,624 --> 00:09:43,452
SAMANTHA:
Pete just told me
what you've been up to, Sass.

271
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,975
Are you kidding?

272
00:09:45,106 --> 00:09:46,411
You've been entering
my husband's dreams

273
00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:47,761
to manipulate his thoughts?

274
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:51,460
Okay, yes, but I really wanted
a pizza oven.

275
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,549
Wait, where's Isaac? I thought
he was shadowing you today?

276
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,160
Yeah, he fell asleep during
child's pose, so I snuck out.

277
00:09:56,290 --> 00:09:59,207
The point is, this is a huge
breach of trust and privacy.

278
00:09:59,337 --> 00:10:02,079
Not to mention, it's creepy.
Just stay out of Jay's head.

279
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,167
I'm sorry. Lesson learned.

280
00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:04,299
Thank you.And you know what?

281
00:10:04,429 --> 00:10:06,257
I'm proud of you, Sam.

282
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,215
What do you mean?

283
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,217
Well, I just think that

284
00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:11,219
another wife, a lesser wife,

285
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:15,179
might want to use this power
to her own benefit. Like,

286
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,618
I don't know, to win
an ongoing marital dispute.

287
00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:23,535
Did you guys ever decide where
to put the TV, by the way?

288
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:24,972
What are you saying?

289
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,582
Oh, I think you know
what I'm saying.

290
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:28,932
And you know where to find me.

291
00:10:30,238 --> 00:10:31,805
Oh, there you are.

292
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,676
Man, I feel refreshed.

293
00:10:33,807 --> 00:10:37,201
Now, down to the desk for
the weekly sorting of the mail.

294
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,725
[singsongy]:
Wednesdays.

295
00:10:40,944 --> 00:10:42,511
[contented sigh]

296
00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:43,904
We need to talk.

297
00:10:44,034 --> 00:10:45,079
Trevor.

298
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,384
Is something troubling you?

299
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:48,038
Yeah, something's troubling me.

300
00:10:48,169 --> 00:10:49,605
We're secretly hooking up

301
00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:51,346
and you're secretly trying
to hook up with my roommate.

302
00:10:51,476 --> 00:10:53,130
Oh, you're talking about
the Thor thing.

303
00:10:53,261 --> 00:10:55,480
Well, there's nothing
secret about it.

304
00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:56,699
I was most overt,
I left the door open.

305
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:58,353
We literally can't close doors.

306
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:01,312
Okay, I get why you're upset.

307
00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,271
But if you

308
00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:04,751
truly cared for me,

309
00:11:04,881 --> 00:11:05,795
wouldn't you want me
to get sucked off

310
00:11:05,926 --> 00:11:07,362
by being with your roommate?

311
00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,059
Well--In a way,

312
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,495
isn't it you
who's being selfish?

313
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:12,019
The point is,

314
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,237
I forgive you.

315
00:11:13,368 --> 00:11:14,282
No. No. This?

316
00:11:14,412 --> 00:11:16,458
You and me, is over.

317
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:18,590
What you did
with Thor was wrong.

318
00:11:18,721 --> 00:11:20,767
And just so you know,
Alberta agrees with me.

319
00:11:20,897 --> 00:11:23,987
Alberta knows about
Thor's magic hammer?

320
00:11:24,118 --> 00:11:26,729
Yeah, and she found your
behavior "very interesting."

321
00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:28,818
Is that what she said?Yeah. Twice.

322
00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:30,951
So...

323
00:11:31,081 --> 00:11:32,387
sorry, sister, but I'm walking
through this door

324
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:33,693
and I'm not coming back.I've got to go.

325
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,435
SAMANTHA:
Oh, morning, sweetie.

326
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:38,654
How'd you sleep?Incredible.

327
00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:40,525
Do you know where our tools are?

328
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:41,918
I did not sleep well.

329
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,746
My tongue literally
slips into my throat.

330
00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,313
Which is already
pretty packed real estate.

331
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:46,793
Why do you need the tools?

332
00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,316
I'm going to hang the TV.
I woke up thinking about it

333
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,360
and you know what?
You were right.

334
00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,798
What?Really?

335
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,583
Yeah, I mean, who cares about
optimal viewing angle?

336
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,759
You want the TV over the mantle.

337
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,718
No, you don't,
that's what she wants.

338
00:11:58,848 --> 00:12:00,110
I cannot believe you.

339
00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:01,677
Now you're using Sass
to get what you want?

340
00:12:01,808 --> 00:12:03,200
Well, Jay, it was such
a trivial matter.

341
00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:04,767
And not remotely worth
getting worked up about.

342
00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:07,117
But I'm glad it's
behind us now.

343
00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:10,033
You're a bad lady.
A bad, bad lady.

344
00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,862
I mean, walking in and seeing
the back of the couch.

345
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,082
I mean, w-what are we, animals?

346
00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:16,866
Right?
Bad lady!

347
00:12:19,129 --> 00:12:20,914
ALBERTA:
You know, I was thinking
about that story

348
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,176
you were telling
the other day.

349
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,047
The one about you
raiding that village

350
00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:28,008
using those big, strong
arms of yours. [laughs]

351
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:31,315
That's many of Thor's stories.
Can you be more specific?

352
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:35,406
The one where you ripped a pig
apart using your bare hands.

353
00:12:35,537 --> 00:12:37,191
Do you remember
what type of pig?

354
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:39,933
Thor? Just the man
I was looking for.

355
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,152
Alberta, mind if I
steal him for a sec?

356
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,371
Actually, we're kind of
in the middle of something.

357
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:44,981
I bet you are.

358
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,462
Unfortunately, I really must
speak with Thor alone.

359
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,420
Whatever you need to say to Thor
you can say in front of me.

360
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,595
Back off, woman.

361
00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,989
Mm. I go first. You owe me.

362
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,817
Your son killed me
and you hid it for a century!

363
00:12:54,948 --> 00:12:56,601
I've been stuck here
longer than you.

364
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,299
If anyone's getting sucked off,
it's gonna be me.

365
00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,170
What do you mean,
"sucked off"?

366
00:13:00,301 --> 00:13:01,606
Oh, uh...

367
00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:03,565
You misheard me.

368
00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:05,610
Let's talk about cod.

369
00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:07,003
Oh, wonderful fish. Flaky.Mm.

370
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:08,526
Enough!

371
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,442
Someone tell Thor
what's going on here.

372
00:13:11,573 --> 00:13:12,182
HETTY:Thor...

373
00:13:12,313 --> 00:13:14,619
we have...

374
00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,491
been informed...

375
00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:18,493
that when you date someone,

376
00:13:18,623 --> 00:13:20,190
they tend to get sucked off.

377
00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:21,496
So you just...

378
00:13:21,626 --> 00:13:24,064
using Thor to get to Valhalla?

379
00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:26,501
Preying on Thor's

380
00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:30,940
painful past with Flower,

381
00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,768
Luella,

382
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:35,292
Flat Maria.

383
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:38,905
My little pancake.
[grunts]

384
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,694
So I need you to use
your power to alert Jay.

385
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,175
Write on the mirror,
send a text message.

386
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,003
I don't want to micromanage,
but he needs to be warned.

387
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,482
Hold up.

388
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:53,484
This whole time,
Sass has had the ability

389
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:55,356
to manipulate Livings' dreams?

390
00:13:55,486 --> 00:13:57,227
Yep. And now Sam is getting him

391
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,273
to use it for her own
evil purposes.

392
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:00,535
I mean, can you believe that?

393
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:01,928
So, Sass can use his power

394
00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:04,234
to help other people
get what they want?

395
00:14:04,365 --> 00:14:06,933
Exactly.Interesting.

396
00:14:09,587 --> 00:14:11,111
I don't think
it's a good idea.

397
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,677
I mean, we're kind of
pushing our luck here.

398
00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,419
Do it or I'll email Jay
and blow up your whole game.

399
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,726
You got this.

400
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:20,642
[exhales]

401
00:14:20,772 --> 00:14:22,557
The Blorzaks are tracking us.

402
00:14:22,687 --> 00:14:24,907
I want rear shields
to full.
Yes, sir!

403
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:26,778
Here's your space
report, space boss.

404
00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:27,997
It's exactly what I feared.

405
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:30,870
That is a lot of space.

406
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,697
Shall we engage
the atomic torpedoes?

407
00:14:32,828 --> 00:14:34,569
Actually, what I think
we need is...

408
00:14:34,699 --> 00:14:35,918
Oh, what was that
thing you wanted?

409
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,094
A Kathy Ireland poster.

410
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,879
She was a Sports Illustrated
swimsuit model.
Okay.

411
00:14:40,009 --> 00:14:41,793
The only thing
that can save the ship

412
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,491
is a Kathy Ireland poster.

413
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:45,058
What?

414
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,103
According to my database,

415
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:48,931
she's a late 20th century
supermodel.

416
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,150
What are you guys doing?

417
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,674
Are you going into
Jay's dreams again?

418
00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,154
Pete, go back to sleep, okay?

419
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:55,633
I'm just helping Trevor.
It's not a big deal.

420
00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:57,331
Pete? Trevor?

421
00:14:57,461 --> 00:14:58,723
What's going on?

422
00:14:58,854 --> 00:15:00,943
Damn it. Dream Jay
is suspicious.

423
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:02,640
Hey.

424
00:15:02,771 --> 00:15:04,729
You're the pizza ref.

425
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,296
And the old fortune teller
who told me

426
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:07,994
to hang the TV
over the fireplace.

427
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:08,995
Chef, the Blorzakian warships--

428
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,431
Not now, Flargon.

429
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:11,998
Are you...

430
00:15:12,128 --> 00:15:13,564
Are you Sass?

431
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,479
Now he's asking
if I'm Sasappis.

432
00:15:15,610 --> 00:15:17,307
I mean...

433
00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,308
[scoffs]

434
00:15:18,439 --> 00:15:20,528
No, I'm not.

435
00:15:20,658 --> 00:15:22,530
Then how did you know
his full name?

436
00:15:22,660 --> 00:15:23,966
Okay, Sam made me do it.

437
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,533
Okay? Sam made me do it

438
00:15:25,663 --> 00:15:26,664
and-and I like the TV
where you wanted it.

439
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,102
[gasps]

440
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,149
You are so busted.

441
00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,281
PETE:
You made your bed, Sam.

442
00:15:34,411 --> 00:15:35,760
And now you got to lie in it.

443
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,197
Get it?

444
00:15:37,327 --> 00:15:38,502
Because she's sleeping.

445
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,287
And also guilty
of a deceitful act.

446
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,902
JAY: Hey, sweetheart.
Good morning.

447
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:50,079
I made you
your favorite frittata.

448
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,776
That's so sweet of you.

449
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,954
There's nothing there.

450
00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,216
Because I didn't
make you a frittata.

451
00:15:56,346 --> 00:15:57,913
I lied.

452
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,133
Sucks when you can't trust
your partner, right?

453
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,569
Jay knows, he knows everything.

454
00:16:01,699 --> 00:16:03,701
Yeah, I got that, Sass.

455
00:16:03,832 --> 00:16:04,789
Oh, interesting.
Is your invisible

456
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,356
creepy dream creeper here?

457
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,923
Tell him I tried to warn him.

458
00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,664
I-I'm sorry, can
someone catch me up?

459
00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,796
PETE: Sass has been
controlling Jay

460
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:13,842
by entering his dreams,
it's his ghost power.

461
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:16,671
Seriously? And I get
the fart thing.

462
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:19,500
Okay, Jay, I'm sorry.
It was very dumb of me.

463
00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:22,111
I only found out about Sass's
ghost power two days ago.

464
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:23,895
I-I should've told you
right away.

465
00:16:24,026 --> 00:16:26,898
But no, you wanted to win
a stupid argument.

466
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:30,076
And I don't even
care about the TV.

467
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,903
I care that you
violated my trust.

468
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,123
[sarcastic laugh] But it's not
just you I'm mad at.

469
00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:35,559
He's not mad at me, is he?

470
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,865
I had his back all along.

471
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,867
I got this badge for loyalty.

472
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:40,782
Oh, no, wait,
that's apple picking.

473
00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:43,219
I do so much stuff
for the ghosts.

474
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:45,700
Unlike you, I don't
even get to see them.

475
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:47,397
And now I learn,
all this time,

476
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,530
one ghost had the power to
actually sort of be my friend

477
00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,967
and he took that power

478
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:54,187
and used it to get me
to do even more stuff.

479
00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:56,537
Sam, just please
tell Jay I'm sorry.

480
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:57,973
Sass says he's sorry.

481
00:16:58,104 --> 00:16:59,453
[laughs]

482
00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:02,021
It's cool.

483
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:05,067
I guess I just know
where I stand.

484
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,505
Whew. [laughs]
I'm relieved.

485
00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:12,117
Thor?

486
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,858
We owe you an apology.

487
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:17,079
It was very wrong of us

488
00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:19,255
to try to seduce you
for our own benefit.

489
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:21,736
The thing is, we were
just jealous of Flower.

490
00:17:21,866 --> 00:17:22,998
Hetty and I
have both had

491
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,131
some very big
suck off-worthy moments.

492
00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:26,522
There's no excuse.

493
00:17:26,654 --> 00:17:28,308
Intimacy is sacred act

494
00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,788
between two people
who love each other.

495
00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:34,357
Or between dozens of strangers
at mead-fueled orgy.

496
00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:36,490
You're right,
we're very sorry that we tried

497
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:38,361
to take advantage of you
at this difficult time.

498
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,277
Thank you. It is difficult.

499
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,019
Flower not just
most adventurous lover,

500
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:46,674
she also only ghost who ever
really take time to...

501
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,676
listen to Thor.

502
00:17:48,806 --> 00:17:50,982
You know, Thor,

503
00:17:51,113 --> 00:17:52,854
I'd like to hear
the rest of that

504
00:17:52,984 --> 00:17:54,682
"splitting the pig
in half" story.

505
00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:56,727
I also want to hear
about splitting the pig.

506
00:17:56,858 --> 00:17:58,642
You're just saying that.

507
00:17:58,773 --> 00:18:00,209
Damn right we are.

508
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:03,473
Now, you tell us and we're gonna
listen to every gory detail.

509
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:05,736
Okay, well,

510
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:09,262
what a lot of people don't know
is pig has weak spot in spine.

511
00:18:09,392 --> 00:18:11,307
And once you locate spot, well,

512
00:18:11,438 --> 00:18:13,048
you can just rip it in half
just like goat.

513
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,224
[laughs]Hey, big guy.

514
00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:17,226
Oh, sorry.

515
00:18:17,357 --> 00:18:18,662
I was actually hoping
to catch you alone.

516
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:21,012
He's wise to the whole
Good Luck Chuckthing, Nancy.

517
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,666
What Good Luck Chuckthing?

518
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,799
I was just waiting
a respectful amount of time

519
00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:26,844
post-Flower, but, uh...

520
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,933
Cards on the table.

521
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:30,979
I want to climb that tree.

522
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,459
[chuckles]

523
00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:33,677
To the top.[Hetty gasps]

524
00:18:33,808 --> 00:18:35,810
Whew. [grunts]

525
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,638
ANNOUNCER: Arondekar at
the free throw line again,

526
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,597
but this time he's just
sitting sadly on the floor.

527
00:18:40,728 --> 00:18:42,599
What a turn of events.

528
00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:44,471
Hey, Jay.Let me guess.

529
00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:45,994
Hetty wants a mound
of ghost cocaine?

530
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,387
Uh, I mean, if that's something
you could arrange,

531
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:48,866
I'm sure she wouldn't
turn it down,

532
00:18:48,997 --> 00:18:50,694
but that's not why I'm here.

533
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,653
ANNOUNCER: And now the referee
is sitting down with Arondekar.

534
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:55,351
This is unprecedented.

535
00:18:55,482 --> 00:18:57,223
I wanted to tell you myself
I'm really sorry, Jay.

536
00:18:57,353 --> 00:18:59,486
I'm never gonna
trick you again.

537
00:18:59,616 --> 00:19:00,748
Partly because now that you
know what I look like,

538
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:02,619
it won't work,
but mostly because

539
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,968
you don't do that to a friend.

540
00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:06,232
You want to be friends?Yeah.

541
00:19:06,362 --> 00:19:08,408
We had a lot of fun
fighting those Blorzaks.

542
00:19:08,538 --> 00:19:10,497
And if it's not too boring,

543
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:13,326
maybe we could hang out
once in a while.

544
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,241
I'd like that.

545
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:18,157
Bring it in.

546
00:19:18,287 --> 00:19:19,941
ANNOUNCER:
He's hugging it out
with the ref.

547
00:19:20,071 --> 00:19:22,161
Jay's opponents are stunned.
One of whom

548
00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:24,815
appears to be his high school
calculus teacher.

549
00:19:24,946 --> 00:19:27,209
Where's your homework, Jay?

550
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,211
[gasps]

551
00:19:31,779 --> 00:19:33,824
Everything okay?

552
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,826
Yeah, babe,
just having a good dream.

553
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:48,274
And that was Good Luck Chuck.

554
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:50,798
Hope you all enjoyed, if any
of you are actually in here.

555
00:19:50,928 --> 00:19:52,060
Chuck very lucky.

556
00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:54,454
For in the end,
Chuck find love.

557
00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:56,412
But, alas...

558
00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,849
for Thorfinn there will be
no happy ending.

559
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,199
ISAAC:
What's going on?

560
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,288
Why isn't Jay watching
the new TV in the den?

561
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,768
Ugh, they gave up on that.
Too much arguing.

562
00:20:04,899 --> 00:20:06,814
They decided it was better
that no one be happy.

563
00:20:06,944 --> 00:20:09,338
Marriage, am I right?

564
00:20:09,469 --> 00:20:11,122
Hey, please don't say that.
Isaac's engaged.

565
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:12,820
Marriage is great, Isaac.

566
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,952
Your wife was sleeping
with your best friend.

567
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:16,389
But I didn't know that.

568
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,826
You're right.
Good point, Pete.

569
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:20,871
Hey, Jay, what do you say
we put these decorations up?

570
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,482
Halloween is just
around the corner.

571
00:20:22,612 --> 00:20:24,223
Sounds good, babe.

572
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,790
Wait a minute. Halloween.

573
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:28,009
Remember last year we brought
that super hot maid

574
00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:29,750
back from heaven
with the séance?

575
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,056
Are you saying we should
bring Flower back

576
00:20:32,187 --> 00:20:33,275
from heaven this Halloween?

577
00:20:33,406 --> 00:20:35,190
Can we please have
one normal year?

578
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:37,888
Yes! This Halloween,

579
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:41,283
we bring back my girlfriend
from heaven!

580
00:20:46,375 --> 00:20:49,248
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581
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:52,555
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582
00:20:52,686 --> 00:20:56,686
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