1 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,531 Hey, babe? The Millers left this in their room. 2 00:00:09,661 --> 00:00:11,098 It's a bag of stuff from the Natural History Museum. 3 00:00:11,228 --> 00:00:13,013 Aww. [laughs] 4 00:00:13,143 --> 00:00:15,450 It's a little T-Rex and a pop-up book about dinosaurs. 5 00:00:15,580 --> 00:00:16,668 I'll mail it to them. 6 00:00:16,799 --> 00:00:18,975 My, how far we've fallen that museums 7 00:00:19,106 --> 00:00:22,283 have stooped to trafficking in fantastical creations. 8 00:00:22,413 --> 00:00:24,763 Wait. Isaac, do you not know that dinosaurs were real? 9 00:00:24,894 --> 00:00:26,243 - What? - ISAAC: Samantha, 10 00:00:26,374 --> 00:00:28,332 much like that green cardigan you wore last Monday, 11 00:00:28,463 --> 00:00:30,204 japery doesn't look good on you. 12 00:00:30,334 --> 00:00:31,727 JAY: Interesting. 13 00:00:31,857 --> 00:00:33,729 Dinosaurs weren't discovered until the 1800s. 14 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:34,991 So, the Founding Fathers 15 00:00:35,122 --> 00:00:36,862 wouldn't have even known about them. 16 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,951 You mean to tell me that ferocious creatures 17 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,084 the size of houses once roamed this earth? 18 00:00:41,215 --> 00:00:42,694 Did you know about this?[door opens] 19 00:00:42,825 --> 00:00:44,305 [door closes] Yes, but only because I pay attention. 20 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,350 Oh. Hi. 21 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,873 JAY: Hello! [chuckles] 22 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:49,484 Welcome to Woodstone Mansion. 23 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,094 Holy crap. 24 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:54,489 Uh, I have a reservation under Jeremy Lefkowitz. 25 00:00:54,619 --> 00:00:56,012 My baby bro. 26 00:00:56,143 --> 00:00:58,449 Oh, God, there's another. 27 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,234 - Jeremy Lefkowitz. - Wait, you're Trevor's brother. 28 00:01:00,364 --> 00:01:02,410 W-We held his memorial here last year. 29 00:01:02,540 --> 00:01:04,629 Yeah, I wanted to come, but... 30 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:06,805 I just think I wasn't ready to really accept the fact 31 00:01:06,936 --> 00:01:08,198 that Trevor was really gone. 32 00:01:08,329 --> 00:01:09,591 It was just too painful. 33 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:11,462 It's okay, buddy. 34 00:01:11,593 --> 00:01:13,812 Aww, he's still sad you're dead. That's nice. 35 00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:16,293 Who cares? Monsters are real? 36 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:17,860 JEREMY:You know, I always held out hope 37 00:01:17,990 --> 00:01:19,949 that maybe he just made a boatload 38 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,820 and took some hottie to the Maldives 39 00:01:21,951 --> 00:01:23,822 and set up some sort of tax dodge. 40 00:01:23,953 --> 00:01:25,259 That's a nice thought. 41 00:01:25,389 --> 00:01:26,434 But I wouldn't bring a babe, then you're stuck with her. 42 00:01:26,564 --> 00:01:27,522 Tell him that, Sam. 43 00:01:27,652 --> 00:01:29,437 Tell him you don't bring sand to the beach. 44 00:01:29,567 --> 00:01:31,134 Hey, Jeremy, can I interest you 45 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,223 in signing up for our Woodstone Rewards program? 46 00:01:33,354 --> 00:01:35,138 Oh, I'm actually already a member. 47 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:37,053 Are you sure? Because it's free to join and... 48 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:39,664 Oh. Wait a minute. I don't have to do that. 49 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,927 Okay, let me show you - to your room. - Great. Thank you. 50 00:01:44,191 --> 00:01:45,540 What about unicorns? 51 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:47,019 Very real. 52 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,195 I knew it. 53 00:01:48,325 --> 00:01:50,327 ♪ ♪ 54 00:01:53,330 --> 00:01:55,332 There you are, Pete. 55 00:01:55,463 --> 00:01:56,942 Want to take a stroll around the grounds, 56 00:01:57,073 --> 00:01:58,857 put those young calves to work? 57 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,555 You know what? I-I'm good. 58 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:01,947 The calves and I are just watching a little Bake Off. 59 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:04,907 Was your skin always this taut? 60 00:02:06,213 --> 00:02:08,084 Yep. P-Pretty much. 61 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,390 CAROL: Well, see you around. 62 00:02:11,566 --> 00:02:13,872 Seems like Carol desire intercourse with Pete. 63 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,439 Yeah, it's nuts. 64 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,659 That woman has been after me like I'm a Tuesday flight 65 00:02:17,789 --> 00:02:19,139 and she's a traveler on a budget. 66 00:02:19,269 --> 00:02:20,705 [laughs] 67 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:22,316 Historically the cheapest day to fly. 68 00:02:22,446 --> 00:02:24,753 It's because she saw you stand up for yourself. 69 00:02:24,883 --> 00:02:26,233 And learned that you were loyal, 70 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,191 - even in death. - THORFINN: Also... 71 00:02:28,322 --> 00:02:30,237 Pete does have very shapely calves. 72 00:02:30,367 --> 00:02:32,239 He monster with arrow through neck, 73 00:02:32,369 --> 00:02:33,631 so we often forget that. 74 00:02:33,762 --> 00:02:35,285 Just tell her you're not interested, Pete. 75 00:02:35,416 --> 00:02:36,765 I mean, you're not, right? 76 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:38,114 Well, it's not that simple. 77 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,116 I'm dealing with some powerful temptations. 78 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:42,988 I mean, Carol and I would fight like dogs all day, 79 00:02:43,119 --> 00:02:45,861 but at night... we made music. 80 00:02:45,991 --> 00:02:47,384 Loud music. 81 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:50,518 Pete, this woman cheated on you with your best friend. 82 00:02:50,648 --> 00:02:51,780 You can't get back with her. 83 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:52,868 I know, I know, you're right. 84 00:02:52,998 --> 00:02:54,826 Also, we share a room 85 00:02:54,957 --> 00:02:58,134 and I cannot watch you two play hide-the-arrow, all right? 86 00:02:58,265 --> 00:02:59,614 I will throw up. 87 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:02,138 If ghosts can throw up. 88 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:04,227 Thank you. That is exactly what I needed to hear. 89 00:03:04,358 --> 00:03:06,142 I mean, not the part where the idea of me 90 00:03:06,273 --> 00:03:07,709 being sexually active repulsed you, 91 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:08,710 but the rest of it. 92 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,800 Don't worry. I'll be strong. 93 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:13,932 He's here for the weekend? 94 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:15,369 He certainly doesn't pack light. 95 00:03:15,499 --> 00:03:17,501 I once saw you pack 12 steamer trunks 96 00:03:17,632 --> 00:03:18,937 for a week in Newport. 97 00:03:19,068 --> 00:03:20,417 One of them crushed a footman. 98 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,724 Oh, I was so worried about the china in that trunk. 99 00:03:22,854 --> 00:03:24,856 Thankfully, the footman softened the blow. 100 00:03:24,987 --> 00:03:26,075 He did not die in vain. 101 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,381 JAY: Hey, Jeremy. 102 00:03:27,511 --> 00:03:29,426 As a valued Woodstone Rewards member, 103 00:03:29,557 --> 00:03:31,646 I brought you some fresh towels. 104 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,822 - So, how you settling in? - JEREMY: Great. 105 00:03:33,952 --> 00:03:35,780 You know, I'm glad I finally made the trip. 106 00:03:35,911 --> 00:03:38,479 Oh, my parents, they raved about the memorial, by the way. 107 00:03:38,609 --> 00:03:39,828 Especially my dad, 108 00:03:39,958 --> 00:03:41,090 especially getting to meet Tara Reid. 109 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,048 JAY: Oh, yeah, I remember. 110 00:03:43,179 --> 00:03:44,354 He gave her his business card. 111 00:03:44,485 --> 00:03:45,573 How'd that work out for him? 112 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:47,183 I think they're actually texting now. 113 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:48,793 Lenny Lefkowitz. 114 00:03:48,924 --> 00:03:51,361 For an alter kaker in wholesale lighting supplies, 115 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:53,407 the guy's got game. 116 00:03:53,537 --> 00:03:54,756 Wow, well, tell your dad I said hello. 117 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,062 Um, actually, um... 118 00:03:57,193 --> 00:03:58,586 we're not really speaking at the moment. 119 00:03:58,716 --> 00:04:00,196 Uh... 120 00:04:00,327 --> 00:04:01,197 He kind of fired me. 121 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:02,764 What? Dad fired you? 122 00:04:02,894 --> 00:04:03,765 JEREMY: But it's for the best. 123 00:04:03,895 --> 00:04:06,333 I'd been there 15 years, 124 00:04:06,463 --> 00:04:08,335 we were just butting heads by the end, 125 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,119 so it was-- it was just time to go. 126 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,208 Wait, why would Dad fire J-Dog? 127 00:04:12,339 --> 00:04:14,471 That doesn't make any sense. 128 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,038 Oh, God, I wish I could just talk to him. 129 00:04:16,168 --> 00:04:19,650 I'm sure Jay has some sort of meaningful follow-up. 130 00:04:19,781 --> 00:04:21,696 Well, let us know if you need anything else. 131 00:04:21,826 --> 00:04:23,001 - Come on. - Come on! 132 00:04:23,132 --> 00:04:24,133 - TREVOR: Really? - JEREMY: Oh, you know what? 133 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:25,569 Actually, I'm gonna get some lunch. 134 00:04:25,700 --> 00:04:28,442 I'll take the bone-in ribeye please and... 135 00:04:28,572 --> 00:04:32,228 Oh, I'll take a-a bottle of your 2010 Château Ausone. 136 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,491 Wow. Okay. We'll get that right up to you. 137 00:04:36,450 --> 00:04:37,973 He's unemployed, yet he's ordering 138 00:04:38,103 --> 00:04:39,888 the most expensive items on the menu. 139 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,977 Something stinks in here. 140 00:04:42,107 --> 00:04:43,283 Sort of like your steamer trunk 141 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:44,762 by the time you got back from Newport. 142 00:04:44,893 --> 00:04:48,375 Mm, you really must scape the footman off immediately. 143 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:50,202 [whistling, gasps] 144 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:51,465 Carol. 145 00:04:51,595 --> 00:04:52,509 What are you doing here? 146 00:04:52,640 --> 00:04:54,859 You've been hiding from me. 147 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,644 I think you should leave. 148 00:04:56,774 --> 00:04:57,862 Pete, I just found out I died. 149 00:04:57,993 --> 00:05:00,082 I'm surrounded by strangers. 150 00:05:00,212 --> 00:05:01,953 Could you please just sit with me? 151 00:05:02,084 --> 00:05:04,869 Sure, Carol. Oi yoi yoi. 152 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:08,133 I know how hard this transition can be. 153 00:05:08,264 --> 00:05:09,918 Thank you, Pete. 154 00:05:10,048 --> 00:05:11,920 I feel better already. 155 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:14,139 Carol. What is your hand doing on my knee? 156 00:05:14,270 --> 00:05:16,490 Oh, sorry. Old habits. 157 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:17,578 Wow. 158 00:05:17,708 --> 00:05:20,015 No clicking. 159 00:05:20,145 --> 00:05:24,193 Your cartilage, it's still so bountiful. 160 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,108 Okay, this was a mistake. I'm leaving. 161 00:05:26,238 --> 00:05:28,153 I have a butterscotch candy in my purse. 162 00:05:29,111 --> 00:05:30,155 Butterscotch? 163 00:05:33,115 --> 00:05:34,682 That's great, Carol, but as soon as you give it to me, 164 00:05:34,812 --> 00:05:36,074 it's just going to zap back into your purse. 165 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,946 I-I won't even be able to enjoy it. 166 00:05:38,076 --> 00:05:41,689 No, actually, Sass and Hetty had this wacky idea, 167 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:44,431 that if I hold onto it, you can suck on it. 168 00:05:44,561 --> 00:05:46,302 But you'll also have 169 00:05:46,433 --> 00:05:48,696 to suck my fingers a little. 170 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:51,089 It's been a while since I've had a butterscotch. 171 00:05:51,220 --> 00:05:52,613 [chuckles] 172 00:05:52,743 --> 00:05:55,093 In fact, it's been so long since I tasted anything, 173 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:56,573 I should probably just take a look. 174 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:58,836 Have a taste. 175 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,366 Oh! [moaning] 176 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,019 You're so powerful. 177 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:09,891 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 178 00:06:10,021 --> 00:06:11,414 JEREMY: Wow, look at that. 179 00:06:11,545 --> 00:06:13,111 Is this an old Funyo gaming console? 180 00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:15,287 You play Super Mega Bowl? 181 00:06:15,418 --> 00:06:16,985 I recognize almost none of those words. 182 00:06:17,115 --> 00:06:19,204 It's a classic eight-bit football video game. 183 00:06:19,335 --> 00:06:20,989 Yeah, I love Super Mega Bowl. 184 00:06:21,119 --> 00:06:22,207 Trevor and I used to play. 185 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,513 [videogame music playing] 186 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:24,819 YOUNG TREVOR: Boom! 187 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:26,821 You just got sacked by T-Money. 188 00:06:26,951 --> 00:06:27,996 Whatever. 189 00:06:28,126 --> 00:06:29,519 I still have time to kick this field goal 190 00:06:29,650 --> 00:06:31,695 and win the Lefkowitz Family Championship. 191 00:06:31,826 --> 00:06:33,131 You're gonna choke, Jeremy. 192 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:34,176 Just like you choked 193 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,178 in the Camp Ramah gaga finals 194 00:06:36,308 --> 00:06:37,571 in front of Rachel Horowitz. 195 00:06:37,701 --> 00:06:40,574 ["The Final Countdown" by Europe playing] 196 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,104 [Jeremy cries out] 197 00:06:49,234 --> 00:06:51,106 Hey! No fair! You wet-willied me! 198 00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:52,107 T-Money! 199 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,543 I beat him all the time. 200 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:55,806 - I beat him all the time. - Hey, Jeremy. 201 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,547 Sorry to interrupt, I'm sure it was just a mistake, 202 00:06:57,678 --> 00:06:59,288 but the credit card you gave us was declined. 203 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,507 Break his thumbs, Sam. 204 00:07:00,637 --> 00:07:02,639 Yeah, sorry, I-I should've mentioned that 205 00:07:02,770 --> 00:07:04,336 I'm gonna use Woodstone Rewards points to pay for it. 206 00:07:04,467 --> 00:07:05,555 Food, room, 207 00:07:05,686 --> 00:07:07,644 - the whole thing. - JAY: Unfortunately, 208 00:07:07,775 --> 00:07:10,517 there's no way you've earned that many points yet. 209 00:07:10,647 --> 00:07:12,606 Uh-huh. Well, you know how you get a hundred points 210 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,477 when you sign up for the mailing list? 211 00:07:14,608 --> 00:07:16,523 Yeah, I created the program. 212 00:07:16,653 --> 00:07:18,481 I know how it works. 213 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:20,962 Right, well, usually there's something in the rules 214 00:07:21,092 --> 00:07:22,833 limiting how many emails you can register, 215 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:24,400 but not in yours. 216 00:07:24,531 --> 00:07:28,099 So, I registered 10,000 dummy email accounts 217 00:07:28,230 --> 00:07:29,579 and now I got a million points! 218 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:31,059 This kid's a genius! 219 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,843 He's gonna do big things one day. 220 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:35,629 He's older than my father was when he died of old age. 221 00:07:35,759 --> 00:07:37,848 Very shameful way to die. 222 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:38,936 Okay, so you tricked us into a free weekend. 223 00:07:39,067 --> 00:07:40,329 Congratulations. 224 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:42,418 Well, it's actually gonna be, uh, 225 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:43,724 a little longer than a weekend. 226 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,813 See, um, I'm having a great time, 227 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:48,990 and I'm currently a little cashflow "negativo," 228 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:52,080 so I went online, extended my reservation... 229 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,690 Where's this headed? 230 00:07:53,821 --> 00:07:55,213 ...and I'm gonna live here for the next year, 231 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:56,345 and pay for it all with the points. 232 00:07:56,476 --> 00:07:57,651 Oh, God. 233 00:07:57,781 --> 00:08:00,741 Yes! Lefkowitz boys ride again! 234 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,052 Well, I just got off the phone with the lawyer. 235 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,706 He says that if we don't honor the rewards points, 236 00:08:09,837 --> 00:08:11,055 we're opening ourselves up to legal action. 237 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:14,058 Great. So it's settled. J-Dog stays. 238 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,147 So, this guy is just bleeding us dry for a year? 239 00:08:16,278 --> 00:08:17,932 How are we gonna get rid of him? 240 00:08:18,062 --> 00:08:20,151 A meteor got rid - of the dinosaurs. - How is that helpful? 241 00:08:20,282 --> 00:08:21,849 It's not. I just thought it was neat. 242 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,678 Elias and I once owned a tenement building 243 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:26,810 that we thought would make a wonderful factory. 244 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,986 But what to do about the families who lived there 245 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:30,422 and were refusing to move out? 246 00:08:30,553 --> 00:08:33,687 Well, we brought in rats and how they scurried. 247 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:35,079 The people, not the rats. 248 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,778 Okay, Hetty had a very disturbing story, 249 00:08:37,908 --> 00:08:39,519 but I think there's an actionable takeaway. 250 00:08:39,649 --> 00:08:42,217 What if we just make things so uncomfortable for Jeremy 251 00:08:42,347 --> 00:08:43,653 that he wants to leave? 252 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:46,134 That's a great idea. We smoke him out. 253 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,701 Come on. 254 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:50,225 I've missed out on 25 years of my brother's life. 255 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:52,488 I don't even know who he's dated, where he's lived, 256 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:53,968 if he's a boob or a butt guy. 257 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:56,144 Trevor, we can't afford someone just living here 258 00:08:56,274 --> 00:08:58,320 mooching and spending us into oblivion. 259 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,017 This is so unfair. 260 00:09:02,454 --> 00:09:05,980 Question. So you were just stuck with a building full of rats? 261 00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:09,070 It was a sausage factory, so the problem solved itself. 262 00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,073 Great news, everyone. 263 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,770 Carol and I are back together. 264 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:16,425 And he stayed strong for almost a whole hour. 265 00:09:16,556 --> 00:09:18,732 Congrats. But she break your heart before. 266 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,821 I-I know, but that was in the past. 267 00:09:20,951 --> 00:09:22,039 Things are gonna be different this time. 268 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:23,563 There you are. 269 00:09:23,693 --> 00:09:24,955 I thought we were going for a walk. 270 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,391 It's almost 6:00. 271 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:28,219 Well, it's 5:40, my sugarplum. 272 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,047 That's not almost 6:00. 273 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,962 Well, I'm sorry, I thought maybe we would leave early 274 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,704 so we could enjoy the sunset together. 275 00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:35,792 PETE: Fine. Let's go on a walk now. 276 00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:37,228 We'll probably be done before 6:00, 277 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,447 and the rest of the night will be chaos. 278 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:41,581 But whatever, let's go enjoy a beautiful sunset. 279 00:09:41,711 --> 00:09:43,234 What is your problem? 280 00:09:43,365 --> 00:09:45,585 You're embarrassing me in front of my friends! 281 00:09:45,715 --> 00:09:48,370 Well, they seem like they're off to a good start. 282 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,981 "...but the Pachycephalosaurus fights back, 283 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:54,071 using its thick domed skull as a battering ram." 284 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,856 [chuckles] 285 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:58,336 Using its thick domed skull as a battering ram... 286 00:09:58,467 --> 00:09:59,816 He wants you to make it move. 287 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,818 Oh, right, sorry. 288 00:10:01,949 --> 00:10:04,778 Sam, I am freezing. 289 00:10:04,908 --> 00:10:06,475 Well, if we are freezing, then Jeremy's freezing. 290 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:08,216 He won't be able to put up with this for very long. 291 00:10:08,346 --> 00:10:10,087 First the Wi-Fi goes out, 292 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:11,480 then the hot water. 293 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:13,743 - Now the heat? - Yeah, sorry. 294 00:10:13,874 --> 00:10:15,484 Probably not the kind of place 295 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,051 you want to stay for a whole year. 296 00:10:17,181 --> 00:10:18,356 Oh, I don't mind. 297 00:10:18,487 --> 00:10:20,141 I survived Fyre Fest. 298 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,926 Not only that, I was last one to leave the island 299 00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,928 'cause I was loving it so much. 300 00:10:25,059 --> 00:10:26,234 I don't know what he's talking about, 301 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:27,670 but I love his confidence. 302 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,367 Just fill his room with rats and be done with it. 303 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,021 Jeremy, we're a small business. 304 00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,067 We can't afford to be providing 305 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:34,851 goods and services to a non-paying customer 306 00:10:34,982 --> 00:10:36,766 with no end in sight. 307 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:39,073 Sam, can we get the pay-per-view fight? 308 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,640 It's only $79.99. 309 00:10:40,770 --> 00:10:42,685 [sighs] JEREMY: All right, I do appreciate 310 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,034 that you're in a tough situation here, 311 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,428 which is why I'd like to tip you both 312 00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:49,126 2,000 rewards points. 313 00:10:49,257 --> 00:10:52,347 Okay, screw it. How about this, Jeremy? 314 00:10:52,477 --> 00:10:56,264 You and me play one game of Super Mega Bowl. 315 00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:57,657 That sounds like something 316 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,136 a brachiosaur would drink water from. 317 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,660 [laughs] I quip. Now, turn the page. 318 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:02,487 JAY: If I win, 319 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,533 you pack up and leave today. 320 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,535 If you win, 321 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,971 I'll double your rewards points. 322 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:09,059 Jay, what are you doing? 323 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,670 I'm getting us out of this mess. 324 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,236 I'm gonna run through you 325 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,196 like Bo Jackson ran through the Indianapolis defense. 326 00:11:15,326 --> 00:11:17,372 Number one, you're on. 327 00:11:17,502 --> 00:11:19,548 - Yes. - Number two, 328 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,419 since 2017, 329 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,466 I've been the world record holder at Super Mega Bowl. 330 00:11:24,596 --> 00:11:29,689 I beat the computer 155 to zero. 331 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,561 Boom! My brother's gonna wipe your butt. 332 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,823 Ew. What? 333 00:11:33,954 --> 00:11:35,216 You know what I mean. 334 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:38,828 Uh-oh. 335 00:11:43,006 --> 00:11:44,138 Well, great work, Jay. 336 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,487 Now Jeremy's gonna have two million points, 337 00:11:45,617 --> 00:11:47,358 and we're gonna be stuck with him for years. 338 00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:50,057 I've got him - right where I want him. - What? 339 00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:52,276 Playing the game he's the best in the world at? 340 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:55,540 We're gonna use the ghosts to cheat. 341 00:11:55,671 --> 00:11:56,759 Hamilton cheated on his wife, 342 00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,892 and then got extorted by his mistress. 343 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,503 [chuckles] Not important, but funny. 344 00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:02,504 How are the ghosts gonna help? 345 00:12:02,634 --> 00:12:04,288 The only one who knows anything 346 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:05,681 about Super Mega Bowl, or football 347 00:12:05,812 --> 00:12:07,117 for that matter, is Trevor. 348 00:12:07,248 --> 00:12:09,990 And I don't see him helping out in this scheme. 349 00:12:10,120 --> 00:12:11,774 They just need to tell you what play number's being called. 350 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:14,472 It doesn't require any actual knowledge of football. 351 00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:17,084 Football is a brutal sport. 352 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,695 Now, pedestrianism, that's where it's at. 353 00:12:19,826 --> 00:12:22,567 Two combatants, walking really far, 354 00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:23,917 for a really long time. 355 00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,919 ISAAC: But what if Trevor catches us cheating? 356 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:27,834 He'll surely intervene on his brother's behalf. 357 00:12:27,964 --> 00:12:29,226 We're not gonna let him see. 358 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,532 - Who? - Trevor. 359 00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:31,620 Won't let him see what? 360 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,709 Jay, why don't we just do the thing 361 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,319 where I work it out with the ghosts 362 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:36,625 and I fill you in afterward? 363 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,367 - I'll go on my phone. - Great. 364 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,412 CAROL: Have you guys seen Pete? 365 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:42,892 - Nope. - Well, if you see him, tell him I'm looking for him. 366 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:46,374 It's foot-rub o'clock. My bunions are barking. 367 00:12:46,504 --> 00:12:47,767 Okay, no problem. 368 00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,203 Thank you for providing all that context. 369 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,683 Hey, Viking. [clicks tongue] 370 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,598 You look a little like Hulk Hogan. 371 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:56,123 He was a wrestler in the '80s. 372 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:58,342 Quite a specimen. 373 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,694 SASAPPIS: Poor Pete. 374 00:13:02,825 --> 00:13:04,218 That lady is so mean to him. 375 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:07,830 She also look at Thor most lasciviously. 376 00:13:07,961 --> 00:13:10,354 Like a hungry warrior returned from battle, 377 00:13:10,485 --> 00:13:13,444 and Thor is bowl of sour rams' testicles. 378 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:15,490 Yeah, she did seem into you. 379 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:18,319 Maybe we can use this. 380 00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,408 We know the thing Pete hates most in the world 381 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:22,018 is that Carol cheated on him. 382 00:13:22,149 --> 00:13:24,107 So, what if we did a loyalty test? 383 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,457 It's this thing on TikTok that I've seen Jay watch. 384 00:13:26,588 --> 00:13:27,937 So someone asks a friend 385 00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,460 to hit on their boyfriend or girlfriend, 386 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:30,766 to see if they're into it. 387 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:33,595 And if they are, boom, busted. 388 00:13:33,725 --> 00:13:37,468 So you're saying we see if Carol stay loyal to Pete. 389 00:13:37,599 --> 00:13:38,774 Exactly. 390 00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,820 So you hit on Carol, 391 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,691 and if she says she's open to it, 392 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,084 then we tell Pete, and he'll have no choice 393 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,389 but to break up with her. 394 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,957 Thor accept mission. 395 00:13:48,088 --> 00:13:51,047 Pete's wife, prepare to be tested. 396 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:53,441 Loyalty tested. 397 00:13:53,571 --> 00:13:56,052 [laughs] 398 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:59,099 Uh, just to really clarify, you know that 399 00:13:59,229 --> 00:14:01,841 "hitting on" has nothing to do with actual hitting. 400 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,758 Maybe best we go over plan in slightly more detail. 401 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,586 [videogame music playing] 402 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:11,459 Yes![groans] 403 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,200 How am I losing? This makes no sense. 404 00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:15,115 Whatever. 405 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,682 There's still time. Let's see how you like this. 406 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,956 - Oh, come on! - Come on! 407 00:14:30,086 --> 00:14:32,610 There's six plays. You pick mine every time. 408 00:14:32,741 --> 00:14:34,308 I guess you're just really predictable. 409 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:35,918 That's impossible. 410 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,615 No one can guess right that many times. 411 00:14:37,746 --> 00:14:40,053 That is impossible. What's going on? 412 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,449 What the hell? Are you cheating? 413 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:47,060 No. I swear. 414 00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:49,976 I was just picking my nose. 415 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:51,281 I don't even think we have boogers. 416 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,370 This stops now. 417 00:14:53,501 --> 00:14:55,677 Good luck cheating now, cheaters. 418 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,547 JEREMY: Hey. JAY: Hmm? 419 00:14:56,678 --> 00:14:57,592 You gonna pick a play? 420 00:14:57,722 --> 00:15:01,291 Yes, I am. I'm just... thinking. 421 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,597 Trevor, you stop this at once. 422 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,077 You can't make me. 423 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:05,121 But I can. 424 00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:08,951 Pachycephalosaurus charge! 425 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,172 He moved? 426 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:13,564 [Isaac yells] Oh. 427 00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:15,088 Sorry. 428 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:17,873 It's just me now. 429 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,441 - What? - Nothing. 430 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:21,616 Let's dance. 431 00:15:21,746 --> 00:15:23,792 SASAPPIS Hey, buddy. 432 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,447 We wanted to tell you something, and it may be hard to hear, 433 00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:28,101 but you're our friend, 434 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:30,103 and we wanted to make sure you weren't gonna make 435 00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:31,669 the same mistake in your afterlife 436 00:15:31,800 --> 00:15:33,367 as you did in your life-life. 437 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,891 So we set up loyalty test, 438 00:15:36,022 --> 00:15:38,067 to see if Carol really changed, 439 00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:41,070 but, unfortunately... she not changed. 440 00:15:41,201 --> 00:15:42,898 I-I don't understand. 441 00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,247 What are you guys trying to say? 442 00:15:44,378 --> 00:15:46,858 So Thor made a pass at her, 443 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:49,035 hoping that she would tell him to get lost, 444 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:51,385 but instead, she threw herself at him. 445 00:15:51,515 --> 00:15:53,909 - Right, Thor? - Yes. 446 00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,563 Carol very into Thor. 447 00:15:55,693 --> 00:15:57,043 ALBERTA: I'm sorry. 448 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:59,001 But it's good to know this, right, Pete? 449 00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,220 Well, I mean, that doesn't prove anything. 450 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:01,743 She was probably just being polite. 451 00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:03,963 If anything, it was just a little harmless flirting. 452 00:16:04,093 --> 00:16:06,443 No, it was much more than flirting. 453 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:07,749 Thor and Carol have sex. 454 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,446 - Wait, what? - Oh, God! 455 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:10,839 What did you do with my wife? 456 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,450 You want Thor to be specific? 457 00:16:13,581 --> 00:16:15,365 Okay, well, first, we start off 458 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:17,019 with backwards ram, then... 459 00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,326 Pete, I did not know that he slept with her, okay? 460 00:16:19,456 --> 00:16:20,631 He was just supposed to see if she would cheat. 461 00:16:20,762 --> 00:16:22,982 Which is exactly what I do. 462 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,940 Why is everyone so angry? 463 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,550 Because you slept with my wife! 464 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,638 I did this for you. 465 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,075 For friendship. 466 00:16:29,205 --> 00:16:30,250 You think it was fun for Thor? 467 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,643 I guess it was, 468 00:16:32,774 --> 00:16:34,689 but there's nothing wrong with enjoying your job. 469 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,430 This is not what you're supposed to do... What is the matter with you? 470 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,605 And what is wrong with you, too? You're the one 471 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:38,736 that roped him into this? 472 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:40,434 - For you! - What's all the hubbub about? 473 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:41,739 You had sex with Thor? 474 00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:42,958 You told him? 475 00:16:43,089 --> 00:16:46,266 That's it, Carol. We are through. 476 00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,268 You can rub your own damn feet from now on. 477 00:16:48,398 --> 00:16:49,573 And you! 478 00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:50,748 You're a terrible friend. 479 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,794 Okay. Calm down, little buddy. 480 00:16:52,924 --> 00:16:54,622 I'm not your little buddy! 481 00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:57,407 [Alberta gasps] 482 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,235 And don't you forget it. 483 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,719 Yeah! That's how you do it.[grunts] 484 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,634 Oh, my God, this is tense. 485 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,941 Jay is up two points with one minute to go. 486 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,639 Is this more exciting than watching walking? 487 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:12,814 It is debatable. 488 00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:13,858 You know, I got to say, you gave me 489 00:17:13,989 --> 00:17:14,990 a pretty good scare there, Jay. 490 00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:16,948 - It's not over. - JEREMY: Isn't it? 491 00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,950 All I got to do is get in field goal position, 492 00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,474 where I am automatic. 493 00:17:20,604 --> 00:17:22,258 My little brother's about to wipe your butt. 494 00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,738 That's right, I'm sticking with it. 495 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,044 I'm making it a thing. 496 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,610 You know, there was a minute there 497 00:17:26,741 --> 00:17:27,829 where I thought I was actually gonna have 498 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,483 to take over my dad's company, 499 00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,702 but now I can just - keep living here. - Wait, what? 500 00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:33,313 Sam, what's he talking about? 501 00:17:33,443 --> 00:17:35,141 I thought you said - you were fired? - JEREMY: Yeah. 502 00:17:35,271 --> 00:17:37,317 For refusing to take over his company. 503 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,362 I think Lenny was just trying to motivate me 504 00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,321 - or something. - I don't understand. 505 00:17:41,451 --> 00:17:43,149 Why wouldn't you want to take over the company? 506 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:44,585 You don't love - the lighting business? - JEREMY: Oh, no. 507 00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,282 I freaking love lights. 508 00:17:46,413 --> 00:17:48,067 When you find that perfect grouping 509 00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:50,069 and fill a room with that magical glow, 510 00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,679 it's a godlike feeling. 511 00:17:51,809 --> 00:17:53,072 So, then what's the problem? 512 00:17:53,202 --> 00:17:55,813 Because my dad's just doing it to be nice. 513 00:17:55,944 --> 00:17:57,772 I'm not cut out to run anything. 514 00:17:57,902 --> 00:17:59,817 Trevor was the one with the head for business. 515 00:17:59,948 --> 00:18:01,645 I'd probably just screw it up. 516 00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:03,778 No, you wouldn't. You're a smart kid. 517 00:18:03,908 --> 00:18:05,780 You learned your haftarah in, like, a week. 518 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,825 That was an exterior wall. 519 00:18:07,956 --> 00:18:10,132 I fell two stories. 520 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:11,133 I mean, I know we can't get hurt, 521 00:18:11,264 --> 00:18:13,266 but why didn't anyone come looking for me? 522 00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:14,919 [pants] What'd I miss? 523 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:16,747 All right, ten seconds to go. 524 00:18:16,878 --> 00:18:19,228 Time to kick this field goal and end it. 525 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,621 No. 526 00:18:20,751 --> 00:18:22,318 It's time for you to grow up, little brother. 527 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,277 ["The Final Countdown" by Europe playing] 528 00:18:33,721 --> 00:18:35,331 [distorted grunting] 529 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,641 JEREMY: No! 530 00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,556 - I won! - Huzzah![cheering] 531 00:18:42,686 --> 00:18:44,253 Huzzah! 532 00:18:44,384 --> 00:18:45,776 What the hell just happened? 533 00:18:45,907 --> 00:18:47,778 Your big brother just shoved you out of the nest. 534 00:18:47,909 --> 00:18:49,258 T-Money. 535 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:50,390 Nice work, Trevor. 536 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:54,220 Is what I would say if Jay's name were Trevor, 537 00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:55,743 which is a name that we've discussed a lot this weekend, 538 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:56,918 hence the mix-up. 539 00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:58,224 Stop talking. 540 00:19:04,012 --> 00:19:06,057 - Hold up, Pete punched Thor? - That's right. 541 00:19:06,188 --> 00:19:07,624 And there's a lot more where that came from--Peter. 542 00:19:07,755 --> 00:19:08,712 [screams] Yes? 543 00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,671 We must speak. 544 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:11,933 I think we're about to see some innards. 545 00:19:12,063 --> 00:19:13,239 - Do we have innards? - Shh. 546 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,675 That punch pretty painful. 547 00:19:14,805 --> 00:19:16,633 Uh-huh. 548 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:18,809 But Thor respect that you finally solve problem 549 00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:19,810 through physical violence. 550 00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,638 Thor... 551 00:19:21,769 --> 00:19:23,858 apologize. 552 00:19:23,988 --> 00:19:26,208 Apology accepted. 553 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:28,297 And I guess, in some kind of messed up way, 554 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,342 you did save me from continuing to make 555 00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:30,343 a huge mistake. 556 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:33,215 Let us never speak of this further. 557 00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,304 Thor is hero. You're welcome. 558 00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:39,221 Time to say goodbye to the J-Dog, Sam. 559 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:41,310 TREVOR:I'm gonna miss you, little brother. 560 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,399 Now, you go out there, and you make our dad proud. 561 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:45,227 Good luck on the new endeavor, Jeremy. 562 00:19:45,358 --> 00:19:46,533 Yeah, we'll see, uh... 563 00:19:46,663 --> 00:19:48,099 I just hope I have what it takes. 564 00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:51,451 Sam, you tell him any time he's doubting himself, 565 00:19:51,581 --> 00:19:53,322 remember, he's the one who found the loophole 566 00:19:53,453 --> 00:19:54,889 in the Woodstone Rewards program. 567 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:56,282 Bro, you're the one who found the loophole 568 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:58,284 in the Woodstone Rewards program. 569 00:19:58,414 --> 00:20:01,112 Yes. And that took no small amount of genius. 570 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,940 Well, it was a pretty glaring error. [chuckles] 571 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,508 And yet, no one else found it. 572 00:20:05,639 --> 00:20:08,119 I get the sense not a lot of people are looking for it. 573 00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:09,991 You know, I mean, I didn't see another guest 574 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:11,558 the whole time I was here. 575 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,950 And, you know, 576 00:20:13,081 --> 00:20:14,300 how much traffic does your website get? 577 00:20:15,562 --> 00:20:17,477 Thanks for coming, Jeremy. 578 00:20:17,607 --> 00:20:18,695 All right. 579 00:20:22,525 --> 00:20:24,266 Gonna miss you, buddy.[door opens] 580 00:20:24,397 --> 00:20:27,661 And with that, he's gone.[door closes] 581 00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,925 Just like those terrible lizards they called dinosaurs. 582 00:20:31,882 --> 00:20:33,884 [all groaning] 583 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,626 What? They were big. 584 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,541 It's interesting. 585 00:20:40,369 --> 00:20:41,327 [sighs] 586 00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:48,508 Captioning sponsored by CBS 587 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,815 and TOYOTA. 588 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:55,946 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org