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Hello, I'm Gene Sing.
I have a reservation.
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Wonderful. I see we have you
here for one night.
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- Yes.
- So, where are you guys
coming from?
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Guys?
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Uh, you can see me?
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I just mean, uh, you
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and your luggage,
because here
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at Woodstone Mansion, we
treat your bags like people.
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Oh, that's nice, I guess.
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Oh, my. Ooh-wee!
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Who's this tall
drink of water?
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Ma'am.[all exclaim]
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Biscuits and gravy,
you're a ghost.
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Oh, my God.
How's my hat?
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- Still small and ugly.
- Shut up, Thor.
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I'm sorry, uh,
this lady can see us?
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Yeah, yeah,
she fell down the stairs
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and hit her head
and now she can see ghosts.
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She is freak, but has
good attitude about it.
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How is it we've never
seen you before?
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Did you just expire
on the property?
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I am a poltergeist.
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Which is a ghost attached
to a person instead of a place.
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- Well, now.
- You're kidding me.
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Basically, wherever
Gene goes, I go.
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- Who's Gene?
- Sam, we're gonna
need a minute,
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if you could just
stall for a bit.
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The credit card machine
looks like it didn't work,
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so I will just, um,
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need you to fill out
this form. [chuckles]
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So, I'm Alberta Haynes.
Jazz singer.
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Murder victim.
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I enjoy long moonlit strolls,
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right up to the boundary
of the property.
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Pleasure to meet you.
The name's Saul Henry.
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The Saul Henry who used to play
for the Negro Leagues?
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I remember reading about you
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in the papers. Y'all,
he played shortstop
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for the
Delaware Horseshoe Crabs.
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Until one day,
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we were up against
the Connecticut Quahogs
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and I was hit in the head
by a yakker.
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[gasps]
And it was lights out!
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- Oh!
- For ol' Saul Henry.
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Here you go.
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Samantha, keep stalling.
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Oh, we also ask
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our customers
to fill out
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one of these comment
cards. [chuckles]
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Before my stay?
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Yeah, 'cause then we have
a baseline to compare it to
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when you fill the other one out
at the end of your stay.
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So, what's it like
being attached to a person?
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Oh, it's not bad.
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You see,
Gene here's a dentist
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who likes to travel the world
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and take beautiful photographs.
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But of all the exotic locales
I've been to,
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why, you're the most
breathtaking sight
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I've ever seen.[giggles]
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Wow, are we in Nebraska?
'Cause that was corny.
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Just know when
you're beat, Peter.
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Uh, here's your key.
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But before you leave,
I would love
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to just talk to you
a little bit
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about the woodwork
here in the lobby.
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You know what?
I'm good.
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- Thanks.
- And we're off.
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Oh!
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[chuckling] Well, uh,
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enjoy your visit.
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You too. Damn it.
Why did I say that?
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Uh... come up to my room
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and smell a glass of wine later.
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Is very nice invitation,
Thor think about it.
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Shut up.
I'll be there.
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[giggling]
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♪ ♪
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So, with your nuptials
fast approaching,
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we've got to start
nailing down some details.
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We've got so much
to tell Samantha to do.
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Well, I was actually
thinking it might be fun
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to have a theme for the wedding.
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Ooh, a theme could be fun.
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Yes, yes, perhaps something
like "enchanted garden"
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or "springtime in Paris"?
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Mm. Actually, I was thinking...
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"dinosaurs."
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- Dinosaurs?
- I-I mean, unless it's overdone.
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I mean, I will admit
that I'm not up to date
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on the latest
wedding trends.
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Isaac, I love that you
have such passions,
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but this new
dinosaur fixation--
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it's really just your hobby.
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And the wedding, well,
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it really should be
about both of us.
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As a wedding planner, it is
my job to remain impartial.
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However, this idea
is so terrible,
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I really must side with Nigel.
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Well, we will be
walking down the aisle
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to the Jurassic Park theme,
and that is nonnegotiable.
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How's the planning going?
I can't tell you
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how excited I am to
attend this wedding.
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I already know exactly
what I'm gonna wear.
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[chuckles]
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You've already made
that joke, Peter.
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Comedy gets better
with repetition.
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NIGEL: Next up on the agenda:
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our stag do's.
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I believe you call them
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bachelor parties.
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Mine is tonight.
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I'm here if you need
any guidance.
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I know we can't
get drunk
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or drive around Atlantic City
in a stretch Escalade,
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but we can still party.
Come on!
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I went to a travel agent
convention in Atlantic City.
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The battle for room
upgrades was intense,
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let me tell you.
[chuckles]
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NIGEL: Don't you worry, Trevor.
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We Brits know
how to have fun.
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Which is why for my party,
we shall celebrate
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with toasts,
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roasts, and if things
get really wild,
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an off-color limerick.
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Oh! That sounds terrible.
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Isaac, please tell me you have
something better planned.
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Mine will be a wild,
ribald night of reciting
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William Shakespeare's--
wait for it--
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sonnets.
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You two are made for each other.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Thank you.
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Well, I am excited
to attend both.
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I already have the
perfect outfit for each.
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It's still not funny.
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Just wait.
[chuckles]
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ALBERTA:
I can't believe I'm here
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with the Saul Henry.
[chuckling]
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[snoring]
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And sleeping Gene.
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Well, unfortunately,
uh, Gene didn't order
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- any wine for us to smell.
- Child, that's all right.
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I'm more of a Sazerac
kind of girl myself.
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Best one I ever had was
at Sunny's Sunshine Club.
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What?
I used to headline Sunny's.
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- What?
- Yeah. [laughs]
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Say, did you know
Tommy Two Times?
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He used to work
the door back in '23.
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Know him? That fool still owed
me five dollars when I died.
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Ooh, I get mad
just thinking about it.
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well, you know something,
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you're kind of cute
when you're mad.
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- Oh, you think so?
- Mm-hmm.
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[chuckles]
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Oh! Mm...
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...
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Oh, that's his prostate.
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- Oh.
- But don't worry,
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we'll have a solid 45 minutes
when I get back.
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[both chuckling]
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Hoo-wee.
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NIGEL:
[laughs] That was
the best limerick yet.
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Oh, Peter, you do amuse me.
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This is the worst bachelor party
I've ever been to,
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and I was at one
where a flaming shot
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set the groom's beard on fire.
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I once saw the city
of Charleston go up in flames.
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Guys, a bachelor party
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is supposed to be
a depraved affair
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full of alcohol,
drugs and lap dances.
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Lap dances?
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TREVOR:
A lap dance is
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when someone pretending
to be working their way
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through college
sits on your lap
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and grinds their junk
up against your junk.
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I think I could
give it a try...
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Baxter, a little accompaniment?
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♪ ♪
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Ooh, ooh...
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Yes. Oh, my.
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[huffing]
Oh, my.
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Oh!
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[laughs]
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And how do we feel
about Nigel
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getting grinded on
by his ex?
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Thor appreciate the artistry,
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but feel Isaac might not
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be so amused.
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I'm making my way
through university.
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NIGEL:
Oh, yes, you are.
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[giggling]
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SAMANTHA:
So, has anyone
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spoken to Alberta?
She was supposed
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to hang out with
- Saul last night.
- Right.
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The clinger that's attached
to the dentist
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in the Maple Suite?
So creepy.
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All I'll say is, Alberta
missed our morning walk.
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Oh! I wonder
if they hooked up.
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Good morning. [chuckles]
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Oh, if you fools are waiting
around for juicy details,
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you can forget it,
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'cause I am
telling you nothing.
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No. No, no, no.
We would never.
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Good. 'Cause what happened
between me and Saul
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up in that room
is none of your business.
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And I'm
talking about
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all three times.
[laughs]
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[whoops]
Nice one, Alberta!
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They did it, Jay.
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Guy comes to the Hudson Valley,
maybe to see some birds.
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Instead, he finds himself
an unknowing participant
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in an interdimensional
threesome.
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But I got to admit, though,
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as nice as the physical
element was,
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I actually kind of like Saul.
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I'll be sad to see him go.
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- Bertie.
- Alberta. She said
she's gonna be sad
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to see him go.
Hey.
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Okay, so, checking out.
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SAMANTHA:
Okay.
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- And how was your night?
- Good.
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Although there was
a rather loud
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humming sound in the room.
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My bad. [giggles]
But also your bad.
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[both chuckle]
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Oh, I wish you weren't leaving.
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Uh... Oh.
Oh, wow, Gene.
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It says here that
you are actually
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our 1,000th customer.
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Not even close.
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And as such, you're entitled
to extend your stay
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by an extra night,
free of charge.
HETTY:
Oh.
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Wow, tempting,
but, um, no, thank you.
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I think I have
to get back to Philly.
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- I'll help you with your bags.
- Great.
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Uh, thanks a lot, folks.
- Take care.
- Uh-huh.
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Ooh! Oh, ooh, ooh...
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Ugh, it's painful
when you're dating someone
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who's attached to something.
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As I know,
because of the car ghost.
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You know, Jessica.
Who was my girlfriend.
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The point is I had a girlfriend.
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[smacks lips] That was
a long walk, Sasappis.
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Well, I guess
this is goodbye.
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I wish we had more
time together.
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Actually, there is another way.
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Now, it's extremely painful,
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but if I can focus hard enough,
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I can actually
sort of jerk my body off
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of one host and onto another.
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You'd do that for me?
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Anything for you.
253
00:08:31,989 --> 00:08:33,164
GENE:
Hey, thanks again
for everything.
254
00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:35,427
Thank you.
255
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,169
[chuckles]
Mean Gene!
256
00:08:38,300 --> 00:08:40,824
♪ ♪
257
00:08:42,434 --> 00:08:44,436
Oh![grunting]
258
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,051
Come on, now!
259
00:08:50,181 --> 00:08:51,574
[screams]
260
00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:54,098
That Gene is a nice guy.
261
00:08:54,229 --> 00:08:55,491
- Uh, Jay?
- ALBERTA: Good news, y'all.
262
00:08:55,622 --> 00:08:57,885
Saul jerked himself
off onto Jay.
263
00:08:58,015 --> 00:08:59,147
I'm staying.
264
00:08:59,277 --> 00:09:00,278
I mean, the poor schnook
doesn't even know
265
00:09:00,409 --> 00:09:01,845
there's a ghost attached to him.
266
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:03,934
Saul is now attached to you.
267
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,806
Oh, come on.
268
00:09:05,936 --> 00:09:07,329
Do we shower in the morning
or the night?
269
00:09:07,459 --> 00:09:10,332
You know what?
Saul loves a surprise.
270
00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:17,165
I don't know what
Thor's talking about.
271
00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:18,732
I rather like your hat.
272
00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:20,690
[chuckles]
You little charmer.
273
00:09:20,821 --> 00:09:22,605
Yeah, but I like the woman
underneath even more.
274
00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:23,737
- Oh.
- Mm.
275
00:09:25,739 --> 00:09:26,827
I'm sorry.
276
00:09:26,957 --> 00:09:28,089
Sam.
277
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:29,830
Do you really need to be here?
278
00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,048
It's my room.
279
00:09:31,179 --> 00:09:32,354
What's happening?
280
00:09:32,484 --> 00:09:33,790
What did Saul say?
281
00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,357
Oh, I was talking to Alberta.
282
00:09:35,487 --> 00:09:36,619
Alberta's in here, too?
283
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,186
She's not attached
to anyone.
284
00:09:38,316 --> 00:09:39,404
I hate this.
285
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,102
She's hanging out with Saul.
286
00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,277
It's just...
287
00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:43,670
it's a little hard
for me and Saul
288
00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,280
to express
ourselves physically
289
00:09:45,410 --> 00:09:46,716
with you right there.
290
00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,892
Yeah, I mean Jay's one thing.
He needs to be here.
291
00:09:49,023 --> 00:09:50,633
But you, well...
292
00:09:50,764 --> 00:09:52,113
You know, that's just weird.
293
00:09:52,243 --> 00:09:54,028
Uh, okay, I mean, I guess
294
00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:56,117
I could go downstairs
295
00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,685
and just maybe
catch up on some emails.
296
00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,470
Wait, what? Please tell me
you're taking Alberta with you.
297
00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,690
I'm taking Alberta with me.
298
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,734
Really?
299
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:06,257
Jay, what do you want me
to say here?
300
00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,998
Nope. Mm-mm.
301
00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,565
I'm not gonna lie here
while two ghosts
302
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,653
canoodle on top of me,
303
00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,263
so I'm gonna go make some tea.
304
00:10:12,394 --> 00:10:14,439
You talk to Alberta
and you figure this out.
305
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:15,658
Let's go, Saul.
306
00:10:15,789 --> 00:10:17,312
He didn't have to say that,
307
00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:18,269
but I appreciate the warning.
308
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,445
I'll see you later.
309
00:10:20,576 --> 00:10:22,883
Okay, when they get back,
you tell Jay I left.
310
00:10:23,013 --> 00:10:25,929
Then, when he falls asleep,
you make yourself scarce.
311
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,888
And don't worry-- I'll keep
the humming to a minimum.
312
00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,760
Look, I'm excited for you,
but this isn't sustainable.
313
00:10:30,891 --> 00:10:33,763
Sam, it's been a long time
since I've met a ghost
314
00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:35,286
that I'm interested in.
315
00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:37,898
This is a desert,
and I'm parched,
316
00:10:38,028 --> 00:10:41,075
and in walks this tall
drink of water.
317
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:42,816
Do you really
want to deny me that?
318
00:10:46,863 --> 00:10:48,865
We got to tell Isaac
about this, right?
319
00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,301
I mean, getting
a lap dance is one thing,
320
00:10:50,432 --> 00:10:51,520
but getting a lap dance
from your ex?
321
00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,304
I mean, that's just naughty.
322
00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,958
Hey, what happens
at a bachelor party
323
00:10:55,089 --> 00:10:56,090
stays at a bachelor party.
324
00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:57,439
It's a rule, Pete.
325
00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:59,223
Well, I do love following rules.
326
00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:00,355
ISAAC: So?[all exclaim]
327
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,313
How was the bachelor party, hmm?
328
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:04,185
I trust the limericks
329
00:11:04,315 --> 00:11:07,536
were sufficiently ribald?[laughing]
330
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:08,885
Nigel got a lap dance
from Jenkins!
331
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:10,452
- Pete!
- Oh, sorry.
332
00:11:11,714 --> 00:11:13,542
Uh, uh, what is a lap dance?
333
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:14,674
Well, it's... THOR: Lap dance is when
334
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,545
someone working their
way through school
335
00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:20,201
grinds their loins against
someone else's loins.
336
00:11:20,331 --> 00:11:21,681
That's pretty good, actually.
337
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:23,117
Uh-oh.
338
00:11:23,247 --> 00:11:24,814
I hope you boys aren't
339
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:28,296
recounting any of the racier
limericks from last night.
340
00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:32,561
Because that would be
a real stag don't. [laughs]
341
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,649
What exactly happened last night
342
00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:35,433
between you and Jenkins?
343
00:11:35,564 --> 00:11:37,131
It was all innocent.
344
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,481
Just a bit of stag do fun.
In fact,
345
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,831
you should get a lap dance
at your party tonight.
346
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:44,616
No, thank you.
I don't want Jenkins in my lap.
347
00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:45,922
It doesn't have to be Jenkins.
348
00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:49,230
What if we ask Sam
to get you a real stripper?
349
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,535
Do they make house calls?
350
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,407
Pete, you're adorable.
351
00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:54,191
That's a splendid idea.
352
00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,063
Then you can see
it was all in good fun.
353
00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:57,194
Oh, hey, Sam,
354
00:11:57,325 --> 00:11:58,587
we need you to hire a stripper
355
00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,371
for Isaac's bachelor
party tonight.
356
00:12:00,502 --> 00:12:02,591
- Okay.
- Really? That worked?
357
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,766
There's a lot weirder
stuff happening.
358
00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:05,594
You caught me on a good week.
359
00:12:07,639 --> 00:12:09,119
[whispering]:
Jay.
360
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,687
- Why are you whispering?
- Shh, shh, shh. Saul's asleep.
361
00:12:11,818 --> 00:12:12,993
[whispering]: Is it 'cause
they were doing it all night?
362
00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:14,429
Probably.
363
00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:16,170
I can't live like this, Sam.
364
00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,346
The thing is, Alberta's
been in a desert.
365
00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,087
What?
What does that mean?
366
00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:22,176
I just think we need to
consider her feelings here.
367
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:23,568
What about my feelings?
368
00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:25,570
I'm a person, too, Sam.
369
00:12:25,701 --> 00:12:27,572
What if we just gave her,
like, another month?
370
00:12:27,703 --> 00:12:29,270
Are you out of your mind?
371
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,359
This is nuts, Sam.
372
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,795
Don't raise your voice at me.
373
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:34,928
I can't raise my voice,
that's the point.
374
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,625
I should be the priority.
375
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,453
I understand Alberta's
situation, but I got a guy
376
00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:39,976
following me
into the shower.
377
00:12:40,107 --> 00:12:42,457
Shh... Into the bathroom.
378
00:12:42,587 --> 00:12:45,460
It's deeply, deeply weird.
379
00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,505
Okay, fine, it is weird.
380
00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,420
It's not fair to you.
381
00:12:49,551 --> 00:12:50,857
I think we should
just insist
382
00:12:50,987 --> 00:12:52,336
that Saul jerks off
onto someone else.
383
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,337
What?
384
00:12:53,468 --> 00:12:54,686
That's what they call it
385
00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:55,426
when they move to another host.
386
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:58,603
Why not just say that?
387
00:13:00,214 --> 00:13:02,433
[Australian accent]:
So, you want me to dance
for this empty chair?
388
00:13:02,564 --> 00:13:03,913
Yeah, but if you could pretend
389
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:05,785
- that there's somebody in it?
- Right.
390
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:06,611
See, the thing is... You don't have to explain.
391
00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:07,612
That's what the money's for.
392
00:13:07,743 --> 00:13:08,700
[clicks tongue]
393
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,486
[chuckles]
Hey, don't "tee-hee" at him.
394
00:13:11,616 --> 00:13:12,400
That's Isaac's stripper.
395
00:13:12,530 --> 00:13:13,967
It's fine.
396
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:17,405
This is all rather silly,
to be honest. [laughs]
397
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:19,276
["Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
playing]
398
00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:24,412
♪ Yeah ♪
399
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:26,980
♪ Uh-huh ♪
400
00:13:28,416 --> 00:13:30,722
♪ So seductive ♪
401
00:13:30,853 --> 00:13:33,073
♪ I take you to the candy shop ♪
402
00:13:33,203 --> 00:13:34,422
♪ I let you lick
the lollipop... ♪
403
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:35,727
This supposed to be
some sort of
404
00:13:35,858 --> 00:13:37,991
peak male specimen?
[chuckles]
405
00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,993
I mean, he's
okay, but...
406
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,342
Oh, my gods.
407
00:13:43,431 --> 00:13:44,954
What are all of those?
408
00:13:45,085 --> 00:13:46,651
I had those the summer
I caught mono.
409
00:13:46,782 --> 00:13:48,610
Oh, if only I could have
died then.
410
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,525
That is a cute stuffie.
411
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:53,615
Oh, uh, yeah, some kid
left their T. rex here.
412
00:13:53,745 --> 00:13:55,965
Actually, that's not a T. rex.
That's a Dilophosaurus.
413
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:58,489
- Uh, a what?
- A Dilophosaurus.
414
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,491
It was a fast-moving carnivore
that roamed
415
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,710
during the early
Jurassic period.
416
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,147
He knows about dinosaurs?
417
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,975
It's like that movie
Weird Science.
418
00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,412
This guy was made
in a lab for Isaac.
419
00:14:08,543 --> 00:14:10,545
Um, Samantha,
could you ask him
420
00:14:10,675 --> 00:14:12,460
to roar like
a Dilophosaurus?
421
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,332
It's my party,
and I'm the bachelor.
422
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:18,814
Would you maybe roar
like a Dilophosaurus?
423
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:19,946
Actually, uh...
424
00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,950
...we don't really know
if Dilophosauruses roared.
425
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,256
Some scientists say it was
more like a series of clicks,
426
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,477
like...
[clicking tongue]
427
00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:31,131
♪ Not in your hand, ha-ha ♪ I take you to the candy shop ♪
428
00:14:31,261 --> 00:14:34,177
♪ I let you lick
the lollipop... ♪
429
00:14:34,308 --> 00:14:37,093
[continues clicking]
I love lap dances!
430
00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:38,747
♪ Keep goin'
until you hit the spot. ♪
431
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:39,704
SAMANTHA:
You've traveled
432
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,097
a lot of places
with Gene.
433
00:14:41,228 --> 00:14:42,533
What was your favorite?
434
00:14:42,664 --> 00:14:44,796
I guess I'd have to say Italy.
435
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,103
Yeah, there was this
small little town
436
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,236
in the mountains,
right outside of Positano,
437
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:52,065
with this restaurant
with a little old nonna
438
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:54,719
who would hand-roll pasta
every morning.
439
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,026
The smells were incredible.
440
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,549
What if I told you
Jay could take you
441
00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:00,029
to that little Italian town,
442
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:01,813
and you could jerk off
onto that nonna?
443
00:15:01,944 --> 00:15:03,728
Just 'cause they say it
doesn't mean we have to.
444
00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:07,123
Oh, there you are.
[chuckles]
445
00:15:07,254 --> 00:15:08,124
What's going on?
446
00:15:08,255 --> 00:15:10,213
- Alberta's here.
- Aw...
447
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,780
Your Livings here are trying
to tear us apart
448
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,956
by bribing me
to move to Italy.
449
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,306
What the hell, Sam?
I can't believe you.
450
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,613
I get that my relationship is
an inconvenience for you,
451
00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:20,049
but that does not
give you the right
452
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:22,965
to sabotage me and Saul,
you selfish, selfish woman.
453
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:24,010
Alberta, I didn't mean to...
454
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,273
Ah-ah-ah!
I don't want to hear it.
455
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,057
Come on, Saul.
456
00:15:35,804 --> 00:15:37,980
Can you tell Jay
to leave, too?
457
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,025
I'd like Saul to
storm out with me.
458
00:15:45,292 --> 00:15:46,249
I'm so sorry about
Sam and Jay.
459
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,381
I can't believe
they would do that to us.
460
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:48,730
Yeah, I hear you.
461
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:50,514
I can't even stand
to be around Jay right now,
462
00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:52,255
but, you know.
463
00:15:52,386 --> 00:15:54,692
I mean, they don't know.
This could be something real.
464
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,565
Could be?
Why, this is something real.
465
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,219
Oh...
[chuckles]
466
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:02,091
Nothing's gonna drive me
away from you, sugarplum.
467
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:04,006
Oh, I didn't know we were
doing pet names so soon,
468
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:05,660
but okay.
469
00:16:05,790 --> 00:16:07,270
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
470
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,838
I mean it. You don't
have to worry now.
471
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:13,668
- I'm gonna be with you forever.
- Ah!
472
00:16:13,798 --> 00:16:17,150
Forever. That's a long time,
especially compared to
473
00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:18,760
the two days that
we've known each other.
474
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:21,328
Even when Jay gets old and dies,
475
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,983
I'll simply jerk myself off
onto someone else.
476
00:16:24,113 --> 00:16:25,680
And then the next guy
477
00:16:25,810 --> 00:16:27,290
and the next guy
and the next...
478
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:30,728
[music playing on TV]
479
00:16:30,859 --> 00:16:33,862
...and the next guy
for a thousand generations.
480
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,125
Just so I can stay with you.
481
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,953
But isn't it painful for you
when you do that?
482
00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:39,911
Well, nothing compares
to the pain
483
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:42,610
of being away
from my cuddle muffin.
484
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:44,525
Ha, another nickname!
485
00:16:44,655 --> 00:16:48,529
[laughs]
They coming fast
and furious now.
486
00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,922
Oh, my God.
487
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,230
So, don't keep me
on tenterhooks.
488
00:16:54,361 --> 00:16:57,712
Do you see now that lap dances
are all innocent fun?
489
00:16:57,842 --> 00:17:01,759
Yes. Absolutely.
Meant nothing.
490
00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,066
See, that's the thing
about you and me.
491
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,764
When you have
the solid foundation,
492
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:10,377
where two people understand
each other so well...
493
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,770
You want to talk about
a real solid foundation?
494
00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:14,816
Each leg of a Brachiosaurus
495
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:18,167
weighs over 10,000 pounds.
496
00:17:18,298 --> 00:17:20,300
NIGEL:
Trust and respect.
497
00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:22,519
These are the hallmarks
of a good relationship.
498
00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,304
- Yeah.
- Which makes me
even more certain
499
00:17:24,434 --> 00:17:26,741
than I was before about
our upcoming nuptials.
500
00:17:26,871 --> 00:17:29,700
Because you and I,
we just click.
501
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,441
[clicking tongue]
502
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,834
♪ Yeah ♪
503
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:35,663
♪ Uh-huh. ♪
504
00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:38,100
I love clicking.
505
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,842
Interesting way to put it.
506
00:17:42,235 --> 00:17:44,150
Sam, I think we need to talk.
507
00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,239
I couldn't agree more.
I owe you an apology.
508
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,240
Jay and I should not have gone
509
00:17:47,370 --> 00:17:48,806
behind your back
to talk to Saul.
510
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,504
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
511
00:17:50,634 --> 00:17:52,375
[whispering]:
- That clinger's got to go, Sam.
- What?
512
00:17:52,506 --> 00:17:55,161
The tide has turned.
The clinger is clingy.
513
00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:56,379
And no one could have
seen it coming.
514
00:17:56,510 --> 00:17:58,294
I thought you two
were really getting along.
515
00:17:58,425 --> 00:18:00,775
Well, you know how I said
that I was parched?
516
00:18:00,905 --> 00:18:01,993
But then I had
some water
517
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:03,343
and then I had some more.
518
00:18:03,473 --> 00:18:04,996
And now my thirst is quenched,
519
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:06,781
but the water is still here.[door opens]
520
00:18:06,911 --> 00:18:07,912
And it's too much water.
What I'm saying is,
521
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,653
I'm drowning, Sam.[door closes]
522
00:18:09,784 --> 00:18:11,090
JAY:
Hey, babe.
523
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,440
I just got back
from the library.
524
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,094
- The library?
- Yeah.
525
00:18:15,224 --> 00:18:17,008
I'm trying to do things
an interesting person would do.
526
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,967
I don't know, I'm feeling
a lot of pressure.
527
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,316
Saul, I think we need to talk.
528
00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,101
I-I will leave you two alone.
529
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,493
- I'm coming with you.
- No. Jay,
530
00:18:23,624 --> 00:18:24,842
you need to stay.
531
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:25,974
Alberta needs to talk to Saul.
532
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,062
About what?
533
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,933
Jay!
534
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:33,286
So, what is it, my little slice
of angel food cake?
535
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:36,506
Off of that...
Saul, I've dated my share
536
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:39,553
of dishonest men, so I want
to be straight with you.
537
00:18:39,683 --> 00:18:42,164
- This ain't working out for me.
- I see.
538
00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:44,906
Aw, damn it. Hey, Sam,
I-I left my phone in the car.
539
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,125
Sam!
540
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:48,953
Honey, I'm glad you walked
through that door
541
00:18:49,084 --> 00:18:51,608
and grateful for the time
we had together.
542
00:18:51,739 --> 00:18:55,134
It's just, um,
how do I put this? Uh...
543
00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:57,048
You think I'm clingy, don't you?
544
00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,267
That's exactly right.
Well said.
545
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:01,052
Damn it, Saul, you done
done it again!
546
00:19:01,183 --> 00:19:04,012
You know, some ghosts
theorize that us clingers
547
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,144
are doomed to this existence
548
00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:07,015
because we get too,
um... attached.
549
00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,495
[both laugh]
550
00:19:08,625 --> 00:19:10,714
Can I get a magazine?
551
00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,673
A-Are they done talking?
552
00:19:12,803 --> 00:19:14,065
But I totally get it, Alberta,
553
00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:15,458
and I appreciate
your honesty.
554
00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:17,678
I just wish I had known
before I left Gene.
555
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:19,854
I mean, that man took me to see
the northern lights last year,
556
00:19:19,984 --> 00:19:23,510
and Jay's taken me to Sonic
three times this weekend.
557
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,729
Oh, well, this is where having
a Living you can talk to
558
00:19:25,860 --> 00:19:28,036
comes in handy.
559
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,995
GENE:
You-you came all the way to
Philly to give me an umbrella?
560
00:19:31,126 --> 00:19:31,822
I don't even think
this is mine.
561
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:33,259
Are you a hugger?
562
00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:34,477
I mean, I'm not owed
because of the umbrella,
563
00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:36,392
but it would be a nice gesture.
564
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:37,437
Oh, you don't have
to do that.
565
00:19:37,567 --> 00:19:38,829
I'm already back
on Gene now.
566
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,917
Come on, buddy.
567
00:19:40,048 --> 00:19:41,963
I don't... I...Come on.
568
00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:44,400
Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho.
569
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:46,663
Now, that is a clinger.
570
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,230
Ooh, I'm not really sure
571
00:19:48,361 --> 00:19:51,015
how long I'm supposed
to stay here.
572
00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:58,066
Alone at last. Wait, we
are alone, aren't we?
573
00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,459
Saul's definitely
gone, right?
574
00:19:59,589 --> 00:20:00,677
Yes, Jay.
575
00:20:00,808 --> 00:20:03,376
You know, this whole thing
with Saul and Alberta,
576
00:20:03,506 --> 00:20:04,986
it's just made me realize
how lucky we are
577
00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,248
to have found each other.
578
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:08,294
Hmm, we are really lucky.
579
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,948
And it's pretty nice to have
our bedroom back to ourselves.
580
00:20:11,079 --> 00:20:13,864
Okay. Hint received.
581
00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:15,692
Should I put on
the sexy playlist?
582
00:20:15,823 --> 00:20:18,826
Oh, actually,
I have something.
583
00:20:18,956 --> 00:20:19,783
["Candy Shop" by 50 Cent
playing]
584
00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,481
Oh.
♪ Yeah ♪
585
00:20:21,611 --> 00:20:23,396
Oh.
Hey.
586
00:20:23,526 --> 00:20:24,919
Wocka, wocka.
587
00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,486
Wow, you like that?
I do.
588
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:28,096
[laughs]
589
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,403
Hey, what's that funny thing
sometimes you say
590
00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:31,882
from Crocodile Dundee?
591
00:20:32,013 --> 00:20:33,232
[Aussie accent]:
That's not a knife.
592
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,798
This is a knife.
593
00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,278
Oh, crikey.
594
00:20:36,409 --> 00:20:37,584
Really?
595
00:20:37,714 --> 00:20:39,716
♪ I'll take you
to the candy shop ♪
596
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:42,415
♪ Want one taste
of what I got? ♪ Uh-huh. ♪
597
00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:48,769
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598
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:52,729
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599
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,860
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