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Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Come on, come on.
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What are you doing?
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Oh, I'm waiting to see
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if that branch with
the crack falls.
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How long
have you been waiting?
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Mm, 23 years, but I
think today's the day.
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Nothing prepares one
for the sheer boredom
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of endless purgatory.
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We could start a rumor.[gasps]
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Ooh, we haven't started
a rumor in a while.
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Mm.
Can it be devastating?
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Oh, absolutely.
Mm.
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But who should it be about?
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Hey, guys.
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I just got back
from an epic trip.
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I went to "Buda-pesht."
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You may know it
as "Buda-pest,"
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but in "Buda-pesht"
it's "Buda-pesht."
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And it was the Buda-best.
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[laughs]
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- Uh-huh.
- Can't wait to tell Donna
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all about it.
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I'm gonna see her next week.
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Right, Donna,
your island paramour.
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Man, this new power has
really opened things up for me.
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I never realized how bored I was
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just sitting there
for 40 years, yeesh.
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[laughs]
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Anyway, nice to see you guys.
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Good to be back.
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Good luck with your,
uh, branch there, Sass.
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Today could be the day.
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Let me know what happens.
[chuckles]
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Ah.
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Random thought, but, uh,
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what if we made the
rumor about Pete?
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Let's make it a doozy.
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♪
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SAMANTHA:
All right, "Getting
Your Groove Back
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After a Breakup,"
here we go.
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Yes, this article
shall be the salve
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to the lingering pain
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of my separation
from Nigel.
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"Number one:
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take a trip somewhere fun."
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ALBERTA:
Okay,
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well, that one
is obviously out.
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"Number two: reinvent yourself
with a bold new wardrobe."
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Oh, boy.
JAY:
Guessing that
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- didn't go over well.
- Wait, let me see, uh,
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"Enjoy a decadent meal,
join a rec league
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and meet new people,"
yeah, these aren't helping.
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Another great article
from the biased Living media.
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TREVOR:
Well, that's it.
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Looks like I'm gonna have
to quit my job.
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I'm-I'm sorry, job?
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You have a job?
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I was keeping it secret
so Mom and Dad didn't freak out,
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but yeah.
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I've been working remotely
for the last three months
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as a financial analyst
at Mahoning Capital.
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Apparently, Trevor has
been working remotely
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as some sort of
financial analyst.
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What? How?
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TREVOR: I got an identity
on the dark web,
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applied online and got the gig.
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From there,
it was easy.
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Sending in my reports,
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crushing chats
in the company Slack.
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It's honestly
a great time
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for a ghost to have a job.
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So he got an identity
on the dark web.
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How did he even get through
an interview?
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I said I needed
a written interview
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because I have ADHD,
which isn't technically true,
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but I also lied about it
in college to get drugs,
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so there is a history there.
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So why must you quit this job?
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Because my boss
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is demanding our team attend
a mandatory in-person retreat,
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which obviously I can't do.
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It sucks.
Also, it's just rude.
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A work thing on a weekend?
People have lives.
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- You're dead.
- I'm talking about
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other people.
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Should I get a job?
Would that get my groove back?
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Now, a good rumor must be
surprising yet plausible.
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- Mm-hmm.
- In life, I once spread a doozy
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about Mamie Fish
having a back nipple.
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- What about Pete's hair?
- Hmm.
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Maybe we tell people it's a wig?
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Ooh.
Or it snaps in place
like a Lego piece?
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It does look oddly removable.
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Yeah.
I guess that's what
his island girl Donna's into.
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That's it. Donna.
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What about Donna?
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Oh, no...
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Oh... Sorry, actually,
it's nothing.
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It's not really meant
- for you to hear.
- No. No, no, no, no.
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Thor can keep secret.
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Tell no one the baroness died
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in season finale
of Bodices and Barons.
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I haven't seen that yet.
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Is excellent, you will enjoy.
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Now, what about Donna?
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[sighs]
Okay, fine.
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So, rumor has it, Pete's
Caribbean girlfriend Donna
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doesn't exist.
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Whoa.
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Peter made the whole thing up.
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- I can't-- it's very sad.
- It's so sad.
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- It's sad.
- So sad. It's so sad.
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But remember,
Thorfinn,
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mum's the word.
Mm-hmm.
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Thor promise. Is secret.
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Sort of like how Baroness died
at hands of own sister Penelope.
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Thorfinn!
Is great twist.
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You will love.
[laughs]
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TREVOR:
Okay, I have great news.
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I just Slacked with
my boss Brett, and he is down
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to have the work retreat
here at Woodstone.
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What? Trevor wants
to have his work retreat here.
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How would that even help?
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- They won't be able to see him.
- TREVOR:
True,
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they won't be able to see me,
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but they will be able
to see Jay being me.
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And now he's suggesting that
you somehow pretend to be him.
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[laughs]
No.
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No way.
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Wait, how would that even work?
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Well, they don't know
what I look like,
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and I can just tell him
what to say.
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Or tell you
to tell him what to say.
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Yeah, Jay could wear
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one of those
Bluetooth earpieces.
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I feel like douchey
Wall Street guys do that.
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Yeah, we do.
JAY:
What is going on?
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Why are you so on board?
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I'm-I'm not pretending
to be a ghost.
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No one is asking him
to pretend to be a ghost.
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I'm simply asking him
to pretend to be the person
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that a ghost
is pretending to be.
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ISAAC:
What's going on, gang?
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Oh, Trevor's trying to get Jay
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to...
[gasps]
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[Alberta stammers]
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I'm sorry,
what the hell is this?
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What? Oh, this?
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You know, after
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you all departed,
I finished that magazine article
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and I was taken
by tip number nine:
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"New do, new you."
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Hey, hey. Sam. Hey.
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Sorry, Isaac d-did something.
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It's not important.
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"Not important"? The old Isaac
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would be offended
by a comment like that.
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But the new Isaac says,
"Long hair, don't care."
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Sam, please.
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Having this job
has made me feel alive again.
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I love being back in
the mix with my people:
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fun, cool go-getters,
instead of these
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dead lame-o's.
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No offense.
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No offense taken.
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- All good.
- Ugh. I really hate this.
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Jay, this job means
so much to Trevor.
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- We could at least try.
- TREVOR:
Also,
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I didn't want to make
my finance job about money,
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but if you do this,
I'll split my bonus with you.
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And he's offering to split
his bonus with us.
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How much?
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Enough to repair the fountain.
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He's talking
fountain money, Jay.
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Okay.
[exhales] Fine.
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Yes.
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See? It all worked out.
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Oh, stop it.
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But I'm just not sure this
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sells "Trevor Lefkowitz."
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I didn't use my real name.
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I picked something
hard to google
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and impossible to forget.
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What name did you use?
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H-Hey, guys,
it's me, Michael Jackson.
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As you all know,
my name is Brett,
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aka the Brettinator.[chuckles]
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I gave him that nickname.
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BRETT:
Welcome
to our team meeting.
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I thought it was important
for us to get together IRL,
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get some face time
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to see if Maggie can
finally take down Dave.
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Hey-yo!
Ooh.
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You guys know I'm engaged.
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Nobody cares, Dave,
this is happening.
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[chuckles]
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Classic Maggie. I love it.
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So she's harassing him.
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I guess that's progress?
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It's all good.
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BRETT:
Uh-oh, MJ,
you're not on the phone
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with HR, are you?
[laughs]
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Uh, no, I'm on
a business call.
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Stocks.
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"Earnings call,
dolla-dolla bills, y'all."
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And tell him to raise the roof
when he says it, that's key.
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"Earnings call.
Dolla-dolla bills, y'all."
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And Trevor says to
raise the roof when you say it.
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Earnings call.
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[drums on leg, sighs]
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Dolla-dolla bills, y'all.
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- [laughing]: Ah!
- Hey, raise the roof.
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By the way, Michael, sick job
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with the
Dreamtek merger.
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How did you reach the valuation?
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That... is a great question.
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How did I come up
with the valuation
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for the Dreamtek merger?
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I ran a DCF
with a Monte Carlo sim
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to factor in volatility.
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Uh...
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Mmm.
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Oh, you know.
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I ran a, uh, a-a-a DTF
down in Monte Carlo.
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DTF?
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Sounds like me this weekend.
Am I right, Dave? [laughs]
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Lock your door, Dave. Maggie's
had a lot of white wine.
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You guys, I got big news.
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Did you hear about Pete?
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Thor told me that
his Caribbean plaything
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Donna isn't real.
He made her up.
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What? Why would he
do that?
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Oh, I'm not that surprised.
That's his kink.
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He likes 'em fake, huh?
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Pete's girlfriend is fake?
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Pete's girlfriend
is fake.
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Pete's girlfriend is fake.
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Pete?
From compliance?
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Yep. That's the one.
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They have a kid together.
I thought.
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Nope.
Kid's fake, too.
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Uh, but I made
a major life decision
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based on Pete
bursting into my wedding
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saying how meaningful
his relationship with Donna was,
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and you're telling me
he made it all up?
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Pretty much.
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I have to be alone
with my thoughts.
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Oh.
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THORFINN:
Yes! Pete with arrow in neck!
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He has fake girlfriend!
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That is most pathetic, Father!
[laughs]
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Yes, is very embarrassing!
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Which is why
you must keep secret!
255
00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,403
Why would you say
that I made up Donna?
256
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,448
Pete. [chuckles]
257
00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,713
Just rumor going around.
Everyone saying so.
258
00:08:59,887 --> 00:09:02,150
But better
question is,
259
00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:05,632
why you listening to Thor's
private yellings with son?
260
00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:07,372
Where is this coming from?
261
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:10,158
Donna is real.
She's my girlfriend.
262
00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:13,422
Oh, there you are.
263
00:09:14,336 --> 00:09:15,467
Ow!
264
00:09:15,598 --> 00:09:17,121
What was that sound, Father?
265
00:09:17,252 --> 00:09:20,734
Bjorn miss incredible moment!
Will fill in later!
266
00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:21,778
What was that for?
267
00:09:21,909 --> 00:09:23,345
For your
wedding day spectacle
268
00:09:23,475 --> 00:09:25,216
that was rooted
in pure fiction.
269
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:28,393
I left Nigel at the altar
based in part
270
00:09:28,524 --> 00:09:30,657
on your tale
of this wonderful "Donna."
271
00:09:30,831 --> 00:09:34,225
You fooled me
with your pitiful fantasy.
272
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,097
Okay, this
has escalated.
273
00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:39,187
I may look laid-back,
but this has my dander up.
274
00:09:39,317 --> 00:09:41,363
I kind of feel like
he's stepping on my thing,
275
00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,105
but we don't have to
get into that right now.
276
00:09:44,192 --> 00:09:46,586
Isaac, I would never make up
a story like that.
277
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,023
Donna is real.
You've got to believe me.
278
00:09:49,153 --> 00:09:51,329
You've gone too far
this time, Peter.
279
00:09:51,416 --> 00:09:55,159
Long hair... do care.
280
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,951
TREVOR:
And tell Jay
he needs to do a better job
281
00:10:04,081 --> 00:10:05,648
selling my anecdotes.
282
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,650
Trevor thinks you could seem
a little more enthusiastic
283
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,000
- about his stories.
- Okay, first of all,
that's way too much salt.
284
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,002
And also, he's got to give me
something to work with.
285
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,874
That Pauly Shore thing
went nowhere.
286
00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:17,051
"Nowhere"? We shared
an ice cream in Montauk.
287
00:10:17,225 --> 00:10:18,618
Who is Pauly Shore?
288
00:10:18,748 --> 00:10:20,707
A once-in-a-generation talent,
and we went splitsies
289
00:10:20,794 --> 00:10:22,447
on a pint of rocky road,
and somehow,
290
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:25,015
Jay can't even
make that interesting.
291
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,669
I got to get back in there.
Hey, do you think
292
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:29,324
I could tell them that
the innkeeper lady's into me?
293
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:30,804
Think it might buy me
some cred with the gang.
294
00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:31,805
He's not wrong.
295
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:33,197
[laughs] Okay, fine.
296
00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,243
I guess I could be
a little lonely up here,
297
00:10:35,373 --> 00:10:37,027
running this place
by myself.
298
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,942
Your character does not
need a backstory, Sam.
299
00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,162
[squeals]
300
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,992
Sorry, I was chatting up
that hot innkeeper.
301
00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:47,037
I think she's got
a little thing for me.
302
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:48,648
Take a number, MJ.
303
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:50,824
She's been giving me eyes
all afternoon.
304
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:51,868
Really?
305
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:53,870
- Is no one safe?
- BRETT: Okay,
306
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:55,524
best restaurant
in the city right now.
307
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,526
Oh, Le Cirque.
Say Le Cirque.
308
00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:58,962
Trevor says it's Le Cirque.
309
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,269
[sighs]
310
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:02,662
Ah...
what's he doing?
311
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,490
It used to be Le Cirque
20 years ago,
312
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,015
but now I'd say
it's Maxfields,
313
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:10,408
Carbonara,
or Tom and Joe's.
314
00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:13,237
Yeah, but those places
are impossible to get into.
315
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:15,675
- Yeah.
- Not if you know the chef.
316
00:11:15,805 --> 00:11:17,894
[laughter]
317
00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,375
Okay, he pulled that off, but,
Sam, you got to come get him.
318
00:11:20,505 --> 00:11:21,637
We need the earpiece back in.
319
00:11:21,811 --> 00:11:24,945
Uh, uh, Jay.
Um, MJ, Michael Jackson.
320
00:11:25,119 --> 00:11:28,035
I can't remember how you said
you wanted your steak cooked.
321
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,384
Medium-rare.
322
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:30,733
[scoffs]
SAMANTHA:
Well, actually,
323
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:33,475
could you come show me?
Because...
324
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,911
[Southern accent]:
I'm all alone up here,
325
00:11:35,085 --> 00:11:37,000
and I don't get to talk
to many people
326
00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:40,090
since the mill closed.
Times have been hard.
327
00:11:40,221 --> 00:11:41,657
Is she doing
a Southern accent?
328
00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,007
You don't have
a character, Sam.
329
00:11:44,094 --> 00:11:46,923
Sure, I'll be right there.
330
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,100
Ooh.
331
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,320
Okay,
332
00:11:52,450 --> 00:11:53,930
can I say what
we're all thinking?
333
00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,803
[sighs]
I am obsessed with MJ.
334
00:11:56,890 --> 00:11:58,282
He rules.
335
00:11:58,413 --> 00:11:59,980
[exhales]
ALBERTA:
Wow,
336
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,372
- they really like Jay.
- TREVOR:
Only because I spent
337
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:03,026
the last month
laying the groundwork.
338
00:12:03,113 --> 00:12:04,462
They don't like Jay.
339
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:07,161
They like Michael Jackson,
aka T-Money.
340
00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:08,205
BRETT:
What's crazy is,
341
00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:09,467
before this retreat,
342
00:12:09,554 --> 00:12:11,382
I expected Michael
to be so lame.
343
00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:12,601
What?
344
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,168
MAGGIE:
And old.
345
00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:17,475
His references on Slack
were so dated and cringe.
346
00:12:17,606 --> 00:12:19,216
DAVE:I know, he's always
talking about that
347
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,828
weird ice-skating rom-com
The Cutting Edge.
348
00:12:21,958 --> 00:12:23,917
- Yeah.
- That's a great movie.
349
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:25,614
Forgive me for being cultured.
350
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,050
I was sure he was
gonna be, like, 70.
351
00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:28,922
Totally wrong.
352
00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:29,792
BRETT:Yeah, it turns out
he's not some
353
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,402
weird old geezer after all.
354
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,752
Geezer?
355
00:12:32,882 --> 00:12:34,405
Don't listen
to them, Trev.
356
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:37,017
Thor think Le Cirque
very cool.
357
00:12:38,366 --> 00:12:40,281
Whatever. Screw this.
358
00:12:42,065 --> 00:12:43,980
[Southern accent]:
I got the first course
for y'all.
359
00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,767
It's a corn chowder
just like Meemaw used to make.
360
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,638
That was before the war,
361
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,772
before the winds of change swept
through our little farmstead.
362
00:12:52,902 --> 00:12:55,296
You know, I was out,
but I'm back in.
363
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,907
My girl's painting a picture.
[chuckles]
364
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,261
SAMANTHA:
Hey.
365
00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:06,133
Thor and Alberta
told us what happened.
366
00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:07,656
Are you
doing okay?
367
00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,440
If it makes you feel better,
it's not your fault.
368
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:10,833
I'm just really charming
and likable.
369
00:13:10,964 --> 00:13:13,270
Jay.
I'm just quoting
the Brettinator.
370
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,751
I just feel like such a fool.
371
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:18,014
I thought
this job was
372
00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:20,669
my chance
to relive my glory days,
373
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,627
to pick up where I left off,
374
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,673
but the truth is, it's too late.
375
00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:27,197
The parade has passed me by.
376
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:30,374
If it help...
parade also pass by Thor.
377
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:32,376
Did not know
there was parade.
378
00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,943
Did you see parade?
379
00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,641
Well, you still
have the job.
380
00:13:36,728 --> 00:13:38,774
You could still do
your trading and stuff.
381
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,907
It wasn't about the job.
382
00:13:41,081 --> 00:13:43,866
When I was alive, I was
on my way to being someone,
383
00:13:43,997 --> 00:13:46,695
to making a mark,
to becoming a legend.
384
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:50,438
But now I'm just some dead guy
that nobody remembers.
385
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,751
Look, Trevor,
here's the thing.
386
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:00,840
He's gone, Jay.
387
00:14:00,970 --> 00:14:02,537
Can you just let me make
my point?
388
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:03,886
Who does it hurt?
389
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:06,584
In my day I see many die
before their time.
390
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:07,977
Such as Agnar,
391
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:11,067
who had intestines
ripped out through sphincter.
392
00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:14,679
And Gunhild, who was fed
own eyeballs and beheaded.
393
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,768
I could go on.
Please don't.
394
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:19,554
Feel like posting
an update, babe?
395
00:14:19,641 --> 00:14:22,078
Trevor feels like he never got
the chance to make his mark.
396
00:14:22,252 --> 00:14:23,950
Because he died so young.
397
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:26,082
And he's starting to realize
he never will.
398
00:14:26,169 --> 00:14:28,824
And then Thor tell
very relevant sphincter story.
399
00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:30,434
Please convey.
400
00:14:30,521 --> 00:14:32,872
Yeah, I imagine that must be
really hard for Trevor.
401
00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,091
Oh, man, now I'm feeling bad
402
00:14:35,178 --> 00:14:37,180
for the ghost that wanted
to sleep with my sister.
403
00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:39,269
I just wish there was
something we could do.
404
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:42,316
I think I might have an idea.
405
00:14:42,446 --> 00:14:44,492
Name of sphincter victim
was Agnar,
406
00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,494
in case
have trouble recalling.
407
00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:52,326
Peter, can we talk
to you for a moment?
408
00:14:52,456 --> 00:14:54,676
Sure,
but I'm pretty cheesed off.
409
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,113
I'm gonna figure out
what sick, twisted person
410
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,463
started this rumor,
and I'm gonna slap them.
411
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,638
With my words.
412
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,249
Using constructive conversation.
413
00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,946
We have
414
00:15:04,077 --> 00:15:07,689
a confession to make,
Peter.
415
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,039
We were the ones that started
that rumor about Donna.
416
00:15:10,126 --> 00:15:11,040
What?
417
00:15:11,171 --> 00:15:12,476
Why would you do that?
418
00:15:13,695 --> 00:15:16,176
We were bored,
and it seemed fun.
419
00:15:16,306 --> 00:15:17,481
But why me?
420
00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,179
Well, to be honest,
I think we might've been
421
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,745
a little jealous
of your power.
422
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,486
We're very happy
for you,
423
00:15:22,573 --> 00:15:24,488
but it's not easy hearing
about your escapades.
424
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,316
And then the "Buda-pesht"
of it all,
425
00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:28,753
kind of felt
like you were asking for it.
426
00:15:28,884 --> 00:15:30,538
Ah, darn it.
427
00:15:30,668 --> 00:15:33,584
I got so caught up in my hectic
boundary-crossing lifestyle,
428
00:15:33,758 --> 00:15:35,760
I didn't take time
to think about
429
00:15:35,847 --> 00:15:37,806
how my travel talk affects
the housebounds.
430
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,677
That's what I call
regular ghosts.
431
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,592
- Cool.
- It can't be easy
432
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:44,160
for Donna either,
dating a 100% free-range.
433
00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,379
That's what I call myself.
434
00:15:45,553 --> 00:15:47,772
Well,
that notwithstanding,
435
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:50,732
again, what we did was wrong,
and we are very sorry.
436
00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,864
A-And don't worry, we will
tell everyone that we were
437
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,649
the ones that spread
the vicious rumor.
438
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:55,867
Yeah, man, I'm sorry.
439
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,173
[sighs]
Thanks, I appreciate it,
440
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,001
but I feel
like the damage is done.
441
00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,264
I mean, how can I prove
that Donna's real?
442
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,787
She can't come here.
443
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,528
You guys clearly
can't go there.
444
00:16:04,615 --> 00:16:06,052
I'm the only one with the almost
445
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,705
magical ability
to move between different--
446
00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,751
Okay, yeah, I'm hearing it now.
447
00:16:09,838 --> 00:16:11,579
Ooh,
this is a great retreat.
448
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,711
From the highs
of getting wasted
449
00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:16,149
with you all last night
to the lows of Dave
450
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:18,455
wimping out
and staying faithful
451
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:20,196
- to his fiancée.
- MAGGIE:
Nice shirt, Dave.
452
00:16:20,370 --> 00:16:22,198
Do they make that
in a men's version?
453
00:16:22,329 --> 00:16:23,417
[laughs]
454
00:16:23,591 --> 00:16:26,463
Maggie call Dave woman
in most humorous manner.
455
00:16:26,594 --> 00:16:28,465
[bell ringing]
456
00:16:28,596 --> 00:16:30,032
I'd like to say
a few words.
457
00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,686
You're the man, MJ.
458
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:33,905
Cool, glad they love Jay.
459
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:34,994
And just keep
listening.
460
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,344
It's true, I am the man.
[chuckles]
461
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,563
[laughter]
462
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:44,046
But it's only because I had
the best mentor.
463
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:47,963
A legend by the name
of Trevor Lefkowitz.
464
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,356
What?
465
00:16:49,443 --> 00:16:50,705
JAY: He taught me
everything I know about
466
00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:53,142
finance
and hot chicks
467
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:56,450
and underrated rom-com
The Cutting Edge.
468
00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,234
Trevor Lefkowitz?
469
00:16:58,408 --> 00:16:59,888
You mean T-Money?
470
00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,935
You know him?
471
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,677
We all know
Trevor Lefkowitz.
472
00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:08,592
- They do?
- You do?
473
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,552
Sorry.
Can I get you guys anything?
474
00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:13,858
Hey, what happened
to your accent?
475
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,035
Oh.
476
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,689
That was my twin sister
Daisy May.
477
00:17:18,820 --> 00:17:21,605
We were separated at birth,
but now
478
00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,303
we run an inn together.
479
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,261
She's a laid-back country gal
480
00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,742
and I'm a go-go city slicker,
but somehow it works.
481
00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,135
Who is this for, Sam?
482
00:17:29,265 --> 00:17:31,963
Anyway, how do you guys
know T-Money?
483
00:17:32,138 --> 00:17:34,227
MAGGIE:
Well, we don't
know him personally,
484
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,185
but we know the legend.
485
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:37,230
Back in the day,
486
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,101
Trevor gave his pants
487
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:41,321
to a junior trader named Pinkus
488
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:44,324
during a hazing ritual
known as the Run of Fun.
489
00:17:44,454 --> 00:17:46,239
True hero move on Trevor's part.
490
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,415
DAVE:
And Pinkus was forever grateful.
491
00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:51,287
When he started his own
firm, he banned hazing,
492
00:17:51,374 --> 00:17:53,202
and then passed the story
down to his mentees.
493
00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:55,074
They passed it
down to us.
Aw.
494
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:57,859
T-Money changed the game.
495
00:17:58,642 --> 00:18:00,035
That's incredible.
496
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:01,906
He was hot, too.
Mm.
497
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,213
It just keeps getting better.
498
00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,780
How's that for leaving
a mark, Trev?
499
00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,956
BRETT:
We still do
the Run of Fun to this day,
500
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:13,004
but now it's a fun tribute
to Trevor and his legacy.
501
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,659
They don't like you,
Trevor.
502
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:17,487
They idolize you.
503
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,752
Wait, how could Trevor
be your mentor?
504
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:23,319
Wouldn't you have
been a teenager
505
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:24,494
when he died?
506
00:18:24,581 --> 00:18:26,801
Oh, he was a family friend,
and, uh,
507
00:18:26,975 --> 00:18:28,977
I was very advanced.
508
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,588
Like... [whooshes]
The timing works.
509
00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:32,937
On the count of three.
510
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,809
One, two, three.
511
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,550
ALL:
T-Money!
512
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:41,120
♪ And I say hey-ey-ey ♪
513
00:18:41,294 --> 00:18:43,600
♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪
514
00:18:43,731 --> 00:18:45,472
♪ I said hey... ♪
515
00:18:45,602 --> 00:18:47,822
[chuckles]
Trevor looks so happy.
516
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:49,171
Good for him.
517
00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:50,651
[all groan]
518
00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,132
That shirt really hikes up
when he's running, huh?
519
00:18:53,262 --> 00:18:55,264
Wonder if they make
that shirt in lady version.
520
00:18:55,395 --> 00:18:56,265
[laughs]
521
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,962
Wait.
522
00:18:58,702 --> 00:18:59,660
I'm going in.
523
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:00,704
What?
524
00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,184
My hair looks too good
525
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:03,925
not to be flowing in the breeze.
526
00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:09,148
♪ And I say hey-ey-ey ♪
527
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,368
♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪
528
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:14,718
♪ I said hey ♪
529
00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:18,200
♪ What's going on? ♪
530
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,513
SAMANTHA: Well, Pete, I did
a little research for you,
531
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,776
and I managed to find
some articles about Donna.
532
00:19:28,906 --> 00:19:30,038
She's real, all right.
533
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,388
See, I told you.[laughs]
534
00:19:32,519 --> 00:19:34,216
Wait, why are there
articles about her?
535
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,436
Because she sort of
murdered her husband
536
00:19:36,566 --> 00:19:37,828
and fled to the Caribbean.
537
00:19:37,959 --> 00:19:39,700
Really?
538
00:19:39,830 --> 00:19:41,267
Oh, shoot.
539
00:19:41,354 --> 00:19:43,007
Yeah, there's actually
an episode of a show
540
00:19:43,138 --> 00:19:45,445
called Vicious Vixens that
delves into the whole situation.
541
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:47,360
You guys want to watch?
542
00:19:47,534 --> 00:19:48,839
Uh, no, we don't want
to watch an episode
543
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:50,580
about Pete's psychotic
murdering girlfriend.
544
00:19:50,754 --> 00:19:51,973
Play it.
545
00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:57,892
NARRATOR [on TV]: They called
her the Slaying Mantis.
546
00:19:58,022 --> 00:19:59,937
Ooh, that's clever.
547
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:01,504
A cold-blooded killer.
548
00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:02,679
[man on TV screaming]
549
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:04,072
Whoa, a pitchfork?
550
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,726
Didn't see that coming.
551
00:20:05,856 --> 00:20:06,901
Neither did Gerald, apparently.
552
00:20:07,031 --> 00:20:09,382
NANCY:
Do you know Pete?
553
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:12,167
The guy with the arrow
through his neck?
554
00:20:12,341 --> 00:20:14,256
JUDY:
Yeah, what about him?
555
00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:18,304
Rumor has it, his hair
is actually some type of wig.
556
00:20:18,478 --> 00:20:21,263
Interesting. I would buy that.
557
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,614
NANCY:
Some are saying it may even
be made out of Lego.
558
00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:26,660
Did you guys start
that rumor, too?
559
00:20:26,790 --> 00:20:28,966
Oh... yeah.
560
00:20:29,097 --> 00:20:30,577
We didn't...
we didn't know
561
00:20:30,707 --> 00:20:32,274
if the Donna rumor
would-would get traction.
562
00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:35,059
So we started
the hair thing as a hedge.
563
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:38,106
JUDY:
What a sad loser.
564
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,760
NANCY:
Seriously! It's like,
565
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,241
get an afterlife, you freak!
566
00:20:47,376 --> 00:20:49,726
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567
00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,729
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568
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