1 00:00:11,145 --> 00:00:12,546 (sighing) Incredible. 2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:13,981 Last night he dreamed about making eggs. 3 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:15,416 And now he's making eggs. 4 00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,551 I hang out with Jay in his dreams sometimes. 5 00:00:17,651 --> 00:00:19,019 And I flew to Geneva last week. 6 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:20,721 We all have our powers. 7 00:00:20,821 --> 00:00:22,390 Oh, gosh. Didn't see you there, Hetty. 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:23,491 Sorry. (grumbles) 9 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:24,958 Jay, guess what. 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:27,295 Somebody wants to rent out the ballroom, and this time 11 00:00:27,395 --> 00:00:29,230 it's not people who want to shoot a porno. 12 00:00:29,330 --> 00:00:30,764 I still think you should have let that play out. 13 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,200 The script was good. 14 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,867 That's incredible. Who wants to rent it out? 15 00:00:34,001 --> 00:00:35,436 The Hudson Valley Players. 16 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,705 They're the premier community theater organization 17 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,540 in all of Ulster County. 18 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,275 Recently nominated for a Toby. 19 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:42,743 You mean a Tony? Oh, similar, 20 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,612 but these are just for the Hudson Valley, 21 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,747 and the winners are chosen by a guy named Toby. 22 00:00:46,847 --> 00:00:48,149 Sounds prestigious. 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:51,051 Anyway, they needed a venue for their fall musical, 24 00:00:51,185 --> 00:00:54,187 and all of the good ones were taken, so they chose us. 25 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:56,424 They're doing Cole Porter's Anything Goes. 26 00:00:56,557 --> 00:00:57,958 Oh, I knew Cole. 27 00:00:58,058 --> 00:01:01,028 Had a big thing for me. Practically obsessed. 28 00:01:01,129 --> 00:01:02,730 Wasn't he, like, famously gay? 29 00:01:02,830 --> 00:01:04,197 You couldn't just let me have that, Trev? 30 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:06,234 Wait, Sam, wasn't Anything Goes the musical 31 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:07,801 you were almost in in high school? 32 00:01:07,901 --> 00:01:10,838 Some people say listening is my real ghost power. 33 00:01:10,938 --> 00:01:12,540 I was tech crew. Should have been the lead, 34 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:14,275 but, you know, politics. 35 00:01:14,408 --> 00:01:16,009 Oh, yeah, you got robbed, babe. 36 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:17,578 Okay, that felt obligatory. 37 00:01:17,678 --> 00:01:19,880 JAY: And I heard the lighting 38 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,848 was the best part of the show that year. 39 00:01:21,849 --> 00:01:23,651 Ugh. So patronizing. 40 00:01:23,751 --> 00:01:25,319 This is getting sad. 41 00:01:26,354 --> 00:01:28,489 ♪ ♪ 42 00:01:31,359 --> 00:01:34,162 ♪ ♪ 43 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:37,063 Is that your contractor? 44 00:01:37,064 --> 00:01:40,567 SAMANTHA: Yeah. He's one of the Hudson Valley Players. 45 00:01:40,568 --> 00:01:42,068 People are still buzzing 46 00:01:42,069 --> 00:01:44,205 about his performance in Rent last year. 47 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:45,806 There's Toby talk. 48 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:47,941 Oh, this takes me back. (laughs) 49 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,043 I miss being around show business. 50 00:01:50,144 --> 00:01:52,078 Or, you know, whatever this is. 51 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:55,449 Hey, Mark. Looking good. Uh, listen, when you're done, 52 00:01:55,549 --> 00:01:58,018 I think there's an issue with the walk-in freezer. 53 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,488 Jay, if I could just stop you. When I'm in this space, 54 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,523 I'm not your contractor. I'm an artist. 55 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,090 Yeah. For sure. It's just that the restaurant 56 00:02:04,091 --> 00:02:05,293 opens in a few weeks... 57 00:02:05,393 --> 00:02:06,593 Shh. 58 00:02:06,594 --> 00:02:09,663 This is a sacred space. 59 00:02:11,732 --> 00:02:13,301 Okay. 60 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,104 Are you guys seeing that talent? 61 00:02:18,105 --> 00:02:21,809 Wouldn't mind if a stage light fell on her, am I right? 62 00:02:22,676 --> 00:02:24,076 Who is she? 63 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:26,547 ("If You Were Here" by Thompson Twins playing) 64 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,588 ♪ If you were here. ♪ 65 00:02:35,589 --> 00:02:37,525 Oh, yeah. In the cult, she would have been 66 00:02:37,625 --> 00:02:39,993 a top five wife for Bruce, for sure. 67 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:43,464 Which means she would have gotten carrots with dinner. 68 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:45,499 Carrots should be for everybody. 69 00:02:45,599 --> 00:02:47,133 Oh, Pete. 70 00:02:47,134 --> 00:02:49,570 Bruce warned us about people like you. 71 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:53,707 Wow. This is a pretty nice spread. 72 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:55,409 You think this is impressive? 73 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,311 This is nothing compared to what we had 74 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:59,446 on the set of L&O. 75 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:00,681 Law and Order. 76 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:02,182 You were on Law and Order? 77 00:03:02,316 --> 00:03:04,252 SCOTT: Not in the final cut, but... 78 00:03:04,352 --> 00:03:06,118 yeah, I was there. 79 00:03:06,119 --> 00:03:09,690 They called it craft services. 80 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,893 And it offered every culinary creation under the sun. 81 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:14,794 Hot foods, 82 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,162 cold foods, 83 00:03:16,163 --> 00:03:17,130 gum. 84 00:03:17,231 --> 00:03:19,632 Oh, uh, this is my husband Jay. 85 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,634 Jay, this is Scott Morgan. 86 00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:24,037 Two-time Toby-nominated director. 87 00:03:24,171 --> 00:03:27,908 And assistant sales manager at Davenport Chevrolet. 88 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:29,710 Oh, I'm not really in the market. 89 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,211 That's what everyone says 90 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:34,114 until they feel the smooth ride of the new Malibu. 91 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,549 I'm so sorry, Scott. 92 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:36,983 I have something you need to see. 93 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,919 ISAAC: Hamilton used to wear a lot of scarves. 94 00:03:39,019 --> 00:03:41,821 Turns out he was covering up adulterous hickeys. 95 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:44,057 (chuckles) That man frequented whores. 96 00:03:44,157 --> 00:03:46,394 My friends. Attention, please. 97 00:03:46,494 --> 00:03:50,063 It is with a heavy heart I must inform you 98 00:03:50,163 --> 00:03:53,367 that our beloved leading lady Brenda Hanover 99 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,435 is no longer with us. 100 00:03:54,568 --> 00:03:56,370 (all gasping) 101 00:03:56,470 --> 00:03:58,238 She was unable to secure 102 00:03:58,339 --> 00:03:59,840 time off from her job at Lowe's 103 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:03,444 and is stepping down from her role as Reno Sweeney. 104 00:04:03,544 --> 00:04:06,347 He did not need to deliver that information like that. 105 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,115 That is how you milk a moment. 106 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,618 I could take the part. 107 00:04:10,718 --> 00:04:11,952 Ooh, immediately trying to take advantage 108 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:13,253 of someone else's misfortune. 109 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:14,788 (chuckles) I like her. 110 00:04:14,888 --> 00:04:16,424 Thank you, Marisa. 111 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,427 But it will be an open competition. 112 00:04:19,527 --> 00:04:21,695 We shall hold auditions 113 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:24,532 for the role of Reno Sweeney Monday. Jay. 114 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:26,233 Huh? I need to print 115 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:27,468 a sign-up sheet. Please, 116 00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:28,902 take me to the business center. 117 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:32,272 I... got a laptop in the kitchen. 118 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:33,873 Then to the kitchen. 119 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:37,645 So, tell me, what are you currently driving? 120 00:04:37,745 --> 00:04:40,481 Sam, isn't Reno Sweeney the role you wanted in high school? 121 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,982 You should audition. 122 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:45,285 Me? No. This isn't some rinky-dink production. 123 00:04:45,386 --> 00:04:47,053 This is the Hudson Valley Players. 124 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:48,456 They performed at the mall. 125 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,858 Come on, Sam. Do you know what I would give 126 00:04:50,958 --> 00:04:53,594 for just one more minute back in the spotlight? 127 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,261 This is your dream. 128 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,130 How are you just gonna stand there and let it pass you by? 129 00:04:57,230 --> 00:05:00,067 Look, I appreciate the support, but I'm really not interested. 130 00:05:00,167 --> 00:05:01,969 But, Sam... I said no. 131 00:05:02,102 --> 00:05:03,704 Okay? Just leave it alone. 132 00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:07,073 I'm just saying, bring that drama to the stage. 133 00:05:07,074 --> 00:05:08,742 Mm. (sighs) 134 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,190 ERNIE JOHNSON: And now, this year's winner of the James Beard Award 135 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,493 for Best New Chef, Northeast... Stop. 136 00:05:25,626 --> 00:05:27,495 Jay Arondeker! 137 00:05:27,595 --> 00:05:29,363 Here you go, Chef. 138 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:32,132 I just want to thank everyone who believed in me. 139 00:05:32,232 --> 00:05:35,503 And to my mom, Champa-- I owe everything to you. 140 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:36,737 AUDIENCE: Aw. (orchestral begins playing) 141 00:05:36,837 --> 00:05:38,471 Seriously? Walk-off music? 142 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:40,440 This is my dream. 143 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,142 Right this way, Mr. Arondekar. 144 00:05:42,242 --> 00:05:43,511 Hold up. Isn't that the lady 145 00:05:43,611 --> 00:05:44,944 from the community theater group? 146 00:05:44,945 --> 00:05:46,346 Interesting, Jay. 147 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:48,516 She just popped into my head. (chuckles) 148 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,652 You can't control a pop. People pop! 149 00:05:51,752 --> 00:05:52,953 Hey, I'm Marisa. 150 00:05:53,053 --> 00:05:54,922 Oh, uh... hi. 151 00:05:55,022 --> 00:05:56,490 Sasappis. 152 00:05:56,590 --> 00:05:58,692 You look good in a tux. (weak chuckle) 153 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,827 What is happening? You heard the music. Walk off, son. 154 00:06:00,828 --> 00:06:03,196 (gasps) Unless you want me to tell Sam that you didn't thank her. 155 00:06:03,330 --> 00:06:05,032 This is so lame. 156 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,267 Again, my dream. 157 00:06:08,101 --> 00:06:09,269 Your hair is amazing. 158 00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,371 Never once used conditioner. 159 00:06:11,472 --> 00:06:13,806 Yeah. 'Cause I died 500 years ago. 160 00:06:13,807 --> 00:06:15,509 (laughs) 161 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:17,678 You're funny. Oh. 162 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,213 Hi. Hi. 163 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,249 Hi. 164 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:23,551 Hi. (chuckles) 165 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,152 (chuckles softly) 166 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,486 Hi. 167 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,556 ALBERTA: Sam, what happened yesterday 168 00:06:28,656 --> 00:06:29,723 with you storming off like that? 169 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:31,158 I just didn't want to audition. 170 00:06:31,258 --> 00:06:33,159 That's all. I have a lot going on right now. 171 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,129 Yeah, it's true. There was that guest last month. 172 00:06:36,229 --> 00:06:39,166 And there's the weekly sorting of the mail on Wednesdays. 173 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:40,734 And I'm trying to support you, Sam, 174 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:42,570 but you have the calendar of a retiree. 175 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:45,072 ALBERTA: You know this role and you're dying to play it. 176 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:46,506 Hell, you would've played it in high school 177 00:06:46,507 --> 00:06:47,741 if it wasn't for politics. 178 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:50,944 Well, that's not completely true. 179 00:06:54,381 --> 00:06:59,152 I will be singing the song "I Get A Kick Out of You." 180 00:07:01,054 --> 00:07:02,956 (retches) MAN: My pants! 181 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:05,493 So it wasn't politics. I mean, 182 00:07:05,593 --> 00:07:06,560 some of the puke splashed on 183 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:07,728 the student council president. 184 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,262 So that was sort of political. 185 00:07:09,362 --> 00:07:11,999 I once vomited in James Madison's carriage. 186 00:07:12,099 --> 00:07:14,101 In fairness, we were traversing a bumpy road 187 00:07:14,234 --> 00:07:16,303 and I had just had a pheasant pie. 188 00:07:16,403 --> 00:07:17,605 It was humiliating. 189 00:07:17,705 --> 00:07:19,906 After that, I moved to tech crew and... 190 00:07:19,907 --> 00:07:21,942 I've been terrified to get on stage ever since. 191 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:24,478 Oh, Sam. you can't let one bad performance 192 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,046 get in the way of your dreams. 193 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:29,215 Girl, I fell into the music pit once at the Red Cat. 194 00:07:29,216 --> 00:07:30,583 Got my head stuck in a tuba. 195 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:32,218 But was I back on stage the next day? 196 00:07:32,219 --> 00:07:33,286 Damn right I was. 197 00:07:33,386 --> 00:07:34,822 Nursing a concussion 198 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:37,157 and drowning in bathtub gin. 199 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,959 They said I gave one hell of a show, 200 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:41,662 but I don't really remember. 201 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:43,731 But what if I audition and things go 202 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,298 just as badly as they did the last time? 203 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,733 ALBERTA: You just need confidence. 204 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:49,603 And confidence is all about feeling prepared. 205 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,171 Let me take you under my wing. 206 00:07:51,271 --> 00:07:53,573 Alberta Haynes knows just how to get you there. 207 00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:54,675 You'd really do that for me? 208 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,109 I mean, I'm pretty busy, but 209 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:59,079 I think I can make some time. 210 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,515 Okay, what the heck? 211 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:03,651 Thanks, Alberta. You're a good friend. 212 00:08:03,751 --> 00:08:07,154 Hey. We're gonna have a lot of fun. 213 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:12,726 (imitates alarm blaring) 214 00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:13,961 W-What time is it? 215 00:08:14,061 --> 00:08:15,162 It's time to get your ass out of bed. 216 00:08:15,262 --> 00:08:17,064 Your training starts now. 217 00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:18,165 But it's 4:00 a.m. 218 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,567 That'll be ten more laps. 219 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,434 There's gonna be laps? SASAPPIS: Hey. 220 00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:22,836 Can you keep it down? 221 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:24,572 I'm trying to enter your husband's dreams. 222 00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,139 Sorry. Thank you. 223 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,175 We all have to live here. 224 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,043 (sighs) 225 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:37,350 Hey, can I ask you guys for advice? 226 00:08:37,450 --> 00:08:40,387 Absolutely. Stay away from the brown acid. 227 00:08:40,487 --> 00:08:42,790 Thank you. But, uh, it's more dating-related. 228 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:43,891 Okay. 229 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,859 Don't date any members of Fleetwood Mac. 230 00:08:45,993 --> 00:08:47,627 TREVOR: Sass. What's going on? 231 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:48,628 Who are you dating? 232 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:49,863 Well, you actually know her. 233 00:08:49,997 --> 00:08:51,732 Remember that hot stretching lady 234 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:53,734 from the theater troupe, Marisa? 235 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:56,403 Wait, did a light actually fall on her? 236 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,205 Was there any damage to the punim? 237 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,907 She's not dead. Okay, 238 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,308 this is gonna sound a little nuts, 239 00:09:01,408 --> 00:09:03,810 but we hung out in Jay's dream. 240 00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:07,114 So you're dating someone in another person's subconscious? 241 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,382 I don't think I've even gone there. 242 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:11,150 Yeah, this is a little unorthodox. 243 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:13,621 Well, hey, he... the guy's got limited options. 244 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:16,188 We're ghosts, we can't even leave the property. Well... 245 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,091 Pete, no. SASAPPIS: There's only one problem. 246 00:09:18,191 --> 00:09:20,227 So, I went into Jay's dream last night to see her again, 247 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:21,895 but she wasn't there. 248 00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:24,297 It was just Jay trapped in a walk-in freezer 249 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:26,099 with the '86 Mets. 250 00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,034 Oh, well, that makes sense, 'cause he was talking to Mark 251 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,603 about the freezer and then he watched 252 00:09:29,703 --> 00:09:31,772 that baseball documentary before bed. Yes. 253 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:33,540 You just need to get him to think about Marisa 254 00:09:33,641 --> 00:09:34,742 before he goes to sleep. 255 00:09:34,842 --> 00:09:36,576 Yeah, just tell Sam to ask her husband 256 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:40,447 to think about that hot, bendy lady right before bed. 257 00:09:40,547 --> 00:09:42,548 I might not use those exact words. 258 00:09:42,549 --> 00:09:44,551 Probably a good strategy. Eh. 259 00:09:44,652 --> 00:09:46,253 ALBERTA: Sam, this is gonna be 260 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,821 the hardest day of your life. 261 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,589 I'm here to break you down 262 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,124 and build you back up again. 263 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:52,425 And why are they here? 264 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:54,928 We're bored. And we believe in you and stuff. 265 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,364 So, what exactly does this entail? 266 00:09:57,464 --> 00:10:00,366 I'm gonna train your mind, your body and your soul. 267 00:10:00,367 --> 00:10:02,970 There will be moments when you won't want to go on, 268 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,304 but go on you will. 269 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:05,939 By the time I'm through with you, 270 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:09,777 you'll be so prepared, you won't know how to fail. 271 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,311 Get her, Berty. 272 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,180 I mean, let's go, Sam! 273 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,250 Dancers need perfect posture. 274 00:10:19,853 --> 00:10:21,789 Again. 275 00:10:21,922 --> 00:10:26,293 And any actor worth her salt can cry on cue. 276 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:28,461 Mm... I don't see any tears. 277 00:10:28,595 --> 00:10:29,963 Mm, this might help. 278 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,733 Your mother's dead and your business is a failure! 279 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,468 Still no tears. It was a good thought. 280 00:10:35,568 --> 00:10:36,369 Yeah. 281 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,771 ♪ La, la, la, la ♪ 282 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,239 ♪ La, la, la, la... ♪ 283 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,744 Singing is about endurance and breath control! 284 00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,078 Let's expand those lungs! 285 00:10:45,178 --> 00:10:46,847 Can I have a water? Of course you can, 286 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,515 in 80 more laps. Ugh! 287 00:10:48,615 --> 00:10:51,184 Ooh, gave her a little hope and then snatched it away. 288 00:10:51,284 --> 00:10:52,152 Well done. 289 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,822 (grunting) 290 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:56,622 How's it going with Alberta, babe? 291 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,592 Well, I cried twice, but not when I was supposed to. 292 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,261 Sam, I need you to get Jay to dream about that Marisa girl 293 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:03,963 from the community theater group again tonight. 294 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,934 Jay, did you have a dream about that girl Marisa? 295 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:10,136 You can't control a pop-in, okay? 296 00:11:10,137 --> 00:11:12,272 Damn it, Sass. 297 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,605 Okay, a couple nights ago, 298 00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:15,208 I was hanging out in Jay's dream, 299 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,576 and Marisa popped in. 300 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:17,845 It was very innocent on Jay's part, 301 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,780 but Marisa and I-- 302 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,715 uh, we kind of hit it off. 303 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,816 Aw. Weird, but aw. 304 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:24,718 The problem is-- 305 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:25,919 and you'll like this-- 306 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:26,986 Jay hasn't dreamed about her since, 307 00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,821 but I need him to 308 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,656 if I'm gonna hang out with her again. 309 00:11:30,657 --> 00:11:32,525 Larry Bird popped in last week. (scoffs) 310 00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:33,927 Don't have a thing for him. 311 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:36,196 Okay. So, what's the action item here, Sass? 312 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,866 Okay, I need you to encourage Jay 313 00:11:38,999 --> 00:11:40,600 to think about Marisa before he goes to sleep. 314 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,535 Obviously, that doesn't guarantee an appearance, 315 00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:44,337 but it's worth a shot. 316 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:47,707 Okay. Jay, before you go to bed tonight, 317 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,641 I want you to think about Marisa, 318 00:11:49,642 --> 00:11:52,612 so Sass can hang out with her again. 319 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:54,647 We're in weird territory here. 320 00:11:54,748 --> 00:11:55,816 Yeah. 321 00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:57,851 Let's get back to it, Sam! 322 00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:00,453 We got 24 hours till our big audition. 323 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,855 Alberta, I don't know if this is going so well. 324 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:05,825 Sam, as bad as you're feeling right now, 325 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,394 and as much as you're hurting, 326 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:09,162 it'll all be worth it when you're up on that stage. 327 00:12:09,262 --> 00:12:12,232 There's nothing in the world like that feeling. 328 00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,466 We can get there, Sam, 329 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,568 but I need you to believe in yourself, 330 00:12:15,702 --> 00:12:17,570 because I believe in you. JAY: Sam, 331 00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:19,372 where are all our plates? 332 00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,975 ("You're the Best" by Joe Esposito playing) 333 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,277 (whoops) Go, Sam! 334 00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,678 Yes, girl! 335 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:27,414 ♪ Around ♪ 336 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,348 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down... ♪ 337 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:30,951 That's it. You're doing it. 338 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,384 ♪ Around ♪ 339 00:12:32,385 --> 00:12:34,553 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪ 340 00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:37,257 ♪ You're the best around... ♪ 341 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,359 (cheering) 342 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:40,794 She climbed three stairs. 343 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,230 And she's celebrating like she's Ben Franklin 344 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,098 after he climbed three stairs. 345 00:12:45,232 --> 00:12:46,699 (laughs) He was portly. 346 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:51,071 ♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. ♪ 347 00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:52,973 Alberta's been so amazing, Jay. 348 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,774 I actually think I could get this part. 349 00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:56,076 Wouldn't that be incredible? 350 00:12:56,176 --> 00:12:58,111 Huh? Oh, yeah. That'd be awesome, babe. 351 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,612 Okay, I know I asked you 352 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:01,581 to look at Marisa's Instagram, 353 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:03,249 but spring break 2018? 354 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,551 It's for Sass. 355 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:05,785 Why are you all zoomed in? 356 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,420 Well, I-I wanted to avoid 357 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,790 any of her sorority sisters popping in. (scoffs) 358 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:12,459 For Sass. 359 00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,327 ALBERTA: Guys, 360 00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:15,495 we have a big problem. 361 00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:16,897 I just came from the ballroom, 362 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:18,665 I saw Marisa warming up. 363 00:13:18,765 --> 00:13:20,732 Sam's competition for that role. Ooh-wee! 364 00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,169 She got a voice of an angel. 365 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:25,237 Well, I guess Sam will just have to give it her best. 366 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:26,806 That's all you can do. 367 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:29,442 No, it's not all we can do, you peace-loving freak. 368 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:33,013 We've come too far and we're too close. 369 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:35,315 I ain't gonna let this part get away. 370 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,818 It's time for Berty to play dirty. 371 00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,087 Guess who saw his dream girl last night? 372 00:13:41,088 --> 00:13:44,057 All right! Awesome, man. Give us some deets. 373 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,758 Aw, we just hung out and talked. 374 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,327 She's got a lot of fun interests. 375 00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,128 Very into superheroes. PETE: Huh. 376 00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:50,296 That's unexpected. Yeah. 377 00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:51,999 And big Star Wars girl, too. 378 00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,334 And sneakers. She loves sneakers. 379 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:55,502 And the New York Knicks. 380 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,704 Oh, boy. What? 381 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,640 Is her favorite restaurant Sonic and does she love D&D? 382 00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,342 Yes on both counts. 383 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,545 Those are all Jay's interests. 384 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,514 You're not dating Marisa, Sass. 385 00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:09,182 You're dating Jay. 386 00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,518 (laughing): No, no, no. 387 00:14:11,651 --> 00:14:13,285 It does make a lot of sense. I mean, she exists 388 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,888 entirely in Jay's subconscious. 389 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:17,257 Okay, you guys are just jealous because I found someone. 390 00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:19,392 If anything, I'm jealous that you're dating Jay. 391 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:20,826 D-Did he mention me? I mean, did... 392 00:14:20,827 --> 00:14:22,029 Sorry, did she mention me? 393 00:14:22,129 --> 00:14:23,795 I'm not dating Jay, okay? 394 00:14:23,796 --> 00:14:26,833 Marisa is her own person who has her own cool interests. 395 00:14:26,934 --> 00:14:30,170 How many times did she reference The Shawshank Redemption? 396 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,073 Oh, my God, I'm dating Jay. 397 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,975 Red leather, yellow leather, lavender leather. 398 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:38,211 Red leather, yellow leather, lavender leather. 399 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:40,647 What animal makes lavender leather, I wonder? 400 00:14:40,747 --> 00:14:43,416 Hm. Hippopotamus dries to a purplish hue. 401 00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,784 We had an ottoman. 402 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,886 Oh, a "hippopottoman." That's fun. (chuckles) 403 00:14:46,987 --> 00:14:49,522 Ten minutes, Samantha. I'll see you in the ballroom. 404 00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:53,260 You have one chance to wow me and one chance only, 405 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,328 because I have Chevrolets to sell. 406 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,065 You're gonna get that promotion. I need less from you, Jeff. 407 00:14:58,165 --> 00:15:00,032 (sighs) Great note. 408 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:02,435 How you feeling, Sam? Like a star? 409 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,869 I'm ready. (chuckles) 410 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,504 I know my tap routine, my song. I got this. 411 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:08,741 Awesome. Now, Alberta, when do I walk through Marisa? 412 00:15:08,841 --> 00:15:10,177 What? 413 00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,911 Oh, Alberta told me to walk through your competition 414 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,380 so she'd get super high and mess up. (weak chuckle) 415 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,782 There goes our girl again. 416 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,849 What else did she say? Oh, yeah, don't tell Sam. 417 00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,851 But you said you believed in me. ALBERTA: I do. 418 00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:21,588 It's just a little insurance policy. 419 00:15:21,688 --> 00:15:24,424 Yeah, because you didn't think I could do it on my own. 420 00:15:24,524 --> 00:15:27,059 I can't believe this. I thought you were my friend. 421 00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,895 (both gasp) HETTY: In retrospect, 422 00:15:28,996 --> 00:15:31,264 perhaps not the best idea to entrust Flower 423 00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,765 with your secret mission. 424 00:15:32,865 --> 00:15:34,567 Yeah, you really messed up. 425 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:41,674 Can we talk? 426 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,010 Well, I'm pretty busy 427 00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,577 setting up snacks for the cast right now. 428 00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:46,846 Though I'm probably not even qualified to do that. 429 00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:47,947 That's not true. 430 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,083 Although I do think the chips 431 00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:51,618 should go closer to the dip. 432 00:15:51,751 --> 00:15:53,286 Is this what you wanted to talk about? 433 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,388 No. I owe you an apology. 434 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:57,991 I went too far. And what I realized is 435 00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,359 I wasn't just trying to help you. 436 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,095 I was also doing this for me. 437 00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,163 What does that mean? 438 00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,764 I miss the limelight, Sam. 439 00:16:04,897 --> 00:16:08,101 When I was alive and I was up there singing? (chuckles) 440 00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:10,270 Well, that's the most alive I've ever felt. 441 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,373 And you getting that part, I think, in some small way, 442 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,675 was gonna make me feel like I was on stage. 443 00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,678 And I know I got a little carried away 444 00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:20,579 because... (clicks tongue) 445 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,683 I just wanted it so bad. For both of us. 446 00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:25,985 But that wasn't the way that I wanted to win the part. 447 00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:27,287 I know, Sam, 448 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,421 and I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking straight. 449 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,258 And what would make all this even worse 450 00:16:31,358 --> 00:16:35,162 is if my actions prevented you from getting to live your dream. 451 00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:38,565 Oh, there you are. 452 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,833 Scott's looking for you. 453 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,768 We don't make Scott wait. 454 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,504 ALBERTA: Sam, 455 00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:48,175 whatever you do, I think you're a star either way. 456 00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:53,346 (sighs) It's just so pathetic. 457 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,482 I was so desperate to be with someone, 458 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,616 to have a connection, that I got excited 459 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,652 about a figment of Jay's imagination. 460 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,821 You're being too hard on yourself. 461 00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:03,656 This one time, I ate too many shrooms 462 00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,593 and dated a saguaro cactus for, like, a week. 463 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,429 He was sweet. Great listener. 464 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:11,631 It's nice of you guys to try to cheer me up, but 465 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,233 let's face it: I'm alone. 466 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,001 And I'm never gonna meet anyone new. 467 00:17:15,135 --> 00:17:17,337 You may not be able to find someone, 468 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:18,937 but maybe I can. 469 00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:22,109 Maybe it's time I start to use my power to help others. 470 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,177 For the less fortunate, the housebounds. 471 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,879 Even when he's being nice, it's just so smug. 472 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,881 Sass, I will search far and wide, 473 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,017 and I will find someone who's not bound to a property. 474 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,019 I mean, there's got to be others out there like me, 475 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,320 and I'll bring one back to you. 476 00:17:34,321 --> 00:17:37,123 Like some kind of spectral pimp. 477 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,990 Matchmaker, maybe, is more what I was thinking. 478 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,727 Wait, really, Pete? You'd do that for me? 479 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,994 It would be my honor. 480 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,464 Hey, if you come across any non-housebound 481 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,465 dead Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, could you... 482 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,201 Hey, he's looking for me, man. 483 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,469 I can't put an order in? 484 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,970 I'm just saying, if he sees one. 485 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,040 You don't even know what those are. Selfish. 486 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:57,043 Last call for Samantha? 487 00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,045 Samantha? 488 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,315 Sorry I'm late, I was... I don't need excuses. 489 00:18:03,316 --> 00:18:04,917 I need excellence. 490 00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:06,119 ALBERTA: Yes! 491 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,720 Give 'em hell, Sam! 492 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:10,056 (plays "Anything Goes") 493 00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,896 Oh, dear. She's gonna blow. 494 00:18:16,996 --> 00:18:19,832 And she stress-ate all those Twizzlers earlier. 495 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,801 It's gonna look like a crime scene in here. 496 00:18:24,737 --> 00:18:26,439 Listen to me, Sam. 497 00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:28,507 Forget about all these people watching. 498 00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:31,478 You're just singing to a friend. 499 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:36,583 ♪ In olden days ♪ 500 00:18:36,683 --> 00:18:38,285 ♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪ 501 00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:40,886 ♪ Was looked on as something shocking ♪ 502 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,922 ♪ But now, God knows ♪ 503 00:18:43,022 --> 00:18:45,558 ♪ Anything goes ♪ 504 00:18:46,293 --> 00:18:47,594 ♪ Good authors, too ♪ 505 00:18:47,694 --> 00:18:49,962 ♪ Who once knew better words, now only use ♪ 506 00:18:50,062 --> 00:18:53,600 ♪ Four-letter words, writing prose ♪ 507 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:56,169 ♪ Anything goes ♪ 508 00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,538 (band playing "Anything Goes") 509 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,807 ♪ The world has gone mad today ♪ 510 00:19:00,907 --> 00:19:03,242 ♪ And good's bad today and black's white today ♪ 511 00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:04,576 ♪ And day's night today ♪ 512 00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:05,945 ♪ When most guys today ♪ 513 00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,746 ♪ That women prize today ♪ 514 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:09,548 ♪ Are silly gigolos... ♪ 515 00:19:09,549 --> 00:19:11,651 That's my wife. 516 00:19:11,751 --> 00:19:13,586 How you doing, bud? 517 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:14,987 Ah, I'm fine. 518 00:19:15,087 --> 00:19:16,856 Although it's a little weird being here, 519 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,858 in the same room with my ex. 520 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:22,729 Talking about Marisa or Jay? 521 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,498 I don't know. 522 00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:29,435 ♪ And though I'm not a great romancer ♪ 523 00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,504 ♪ I know that you're bound to answer ♪ 524 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,940 ♪ When I propose ♪ 525 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,741 ♪ Anything goes... ♪ 526 00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:36,943 ISAAC: So, this is Alberta 527 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:39,077 not making it about herself? 528 00:19:39,078 --> 00:19:41,013 Baby steps. 529 00:19:51,824 --> 00:19:53,260 (laughs) 530 00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:57,230 (cheering, applause) 531 00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,002 Sam, you really knocked their socks off. 532 00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:04,236 Oh, could you sing it again for us? 533 00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,404 (whispering): Oh, I'd love to, Flower, 534 00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:06,572 but I'm on vocal rest. 535 00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,641 We're only halfway through our season. 536 00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,510 Of two performances. 537 00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,411 Babe, you were incredible. 538 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:15,515 Sweetie, would you fetch me another hot water with lemon? 539 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:17,016 I need to soothe my instrument. 540 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,585 Alberta, I fear you've created a monster. 541 00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,254 She's insufferable. 542 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,623 I'm so proud. 543 00:20:28,261 --> 00:20:31,297 Captioning sponsored by CBS 544 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:34,033 and TOYOTA. 545 00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,570 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org