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Man, your nosy neighbor
is killing us.

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I don't know how we're
gonna get everything

3
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ready in time
for the restaurant opening

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if he's out here every day.

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If we start even
a second before 8:00,

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I'm worried that he's gonna
report us to the county.

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I will!

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And he's got
bionic hearing, too.

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That's fun.

10
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My guys are raring to go, Jay.
They've got the fire!

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I don't know how much longer
I can hold them.
SASAPPIS: Yeah.

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They're chomping at the bit.

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Hold...

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Hold.

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Hold!

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Now!

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Well, I'll be back
at 4:00 to make sure

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you don't go a minute late.

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Wha-- Henry.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Look...

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I know that we haven't seen

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eye to eye on everything,
but could you just give us

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a little bit of breathing room?

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That's a big no from me, Jay.

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Local ordinances are

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the solid foundation upon which
this country was built.

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Without them, we are
no better than animals.

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I've never been
a fan of Henry Farnsby,

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but that is one groovy tune
he's singing.

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When Thor alive,
if have bad neighbor,

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you invade their land,
put head on spike.

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Great being neighbors with you!

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But passive-aggressive banter
are the way to go.

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*

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SAMANTHA:
Well, you picked

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a wonderful time
to join us.

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The fall colors are just
exploding right now.

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My God,
this old tired diatribe.

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Here comes the hike talk.

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Replete with mention
of the drainage ditch,

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aka "the magical creek."

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If you're interested in hiking,
we have a "lovely" creek.

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Oh, she switched it up.

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Oh, it's nice?
SAMANTHA: Yeah.

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It's...
ALBERTA: Say it.

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You got nothing else.

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...magical.

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There it is.
She knows no other words.

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Babe, the guests are
loving it here.

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They're talking about having

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their wedding here
in the spring.

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And rehearsal dinner
at your restaurant.

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If it's even open by then.
Farnsby's killing us.

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The bastard's out there watching
the clock every morning.

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The guy needs a hobby.
ALBERTA: Mm.

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Between the pickleball
and group sex,

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I'd say the man
has hobbies.

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He's so annoying.

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Samantha, if I may,

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the true center of power

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always lies with the
lady of the house.

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You need to go
through the wife.

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Invite her over, charm her.

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Okay, I'm seeing one
potential roadblock.

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And once you've
gotten in with her,

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she will tell that idiot
husband of hers to lay off.

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I guess I could invite
Margaret over for a drink.

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Wait, what? No, babe.

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I don't think we should
engage with these people.

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They're nuts.

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(chuckling):
I'm sorry, a drink?

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What are you,
Irish dockworkers?

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You're both civilized women.

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Just do cocaine.

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SAMANTHA: I think it's
worth a shot, Jay.

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Margaret's kind of fun.

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She can hold stuff.

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Other people can see her.

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(gasps)
You son of a bitch.

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That's a cheap shot, Samantha,
you're better than that.

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Uh, Sam, some guy is dropping
off a giant box outside.

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Oh, I know what that is.

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Isaac, your wedding present
has finally arrived.

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It was on back order.

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Oh, that's very kind.

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But I don't need some reminder
of my broken nuptials.

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A dinosaur bed? Oh, goodie!

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This is for children.

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It literally says
"for ages five and up."

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Yes, "and up."
I'm "and up."

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The point is, it can be
enjoyed by all ages.

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Oh!

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There's a button
that makes it roar.

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Incredible.

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So, Margaret, have you been

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on Baker Street
since they repaved it?

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No.

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Oh.

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This more awkward
than first dinner with wife

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after I throw
her father off cliff.

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You threw your wife's father
off a cliff?

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He become burden to society.

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Almost 34 years old.

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Well, that makes sense.

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Well, they did a great job.
(chuckles)

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It's so...
(exhales) flat.

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HETTY:
Yes.

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Double down on the
road discussion.

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Great instincts.

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(scoffs)
"Two adults required."

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Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.

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When do you think
he's gonna realize

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that he used the wrong
screws six steps ago?

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Probably when he runs out
of the long ones,

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which should happen in about...
three steps.

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I can't wait. (chuckles)

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Ah.

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So the rumors are true.

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ISAAC:
Nigel.

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Yes, the bed was meant to be

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a wedding gift
from Jay and Samantha,

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but I take it you somehow
heard that already.

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It is quite striking.

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But shouldn't it be set up
in a neutral location

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where we can
take turns with it?

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As it is a gift...

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for both of us?
Surely you jest.

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You are not even
a lover of dinosaurs.

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Hmm, perhaps
I've changed my mind.

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You of all people should know

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that sometimes a person
can just change their mind.

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ISAAC:
It's already set up here.

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Asking Jay to disassemble it
would be quite cruel.

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I'm pretty sure he's gonna
have to take this apart anyway.

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He skipped a whole step.
ISAAC: Nigel.

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You're being ridiculous.

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I love dinosaurs,
I'm taking the bed.

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End of discussion.

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I suppose I should expect
nothing less...

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from a Yankee!
(gasps)

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Wait a minute, are these screws
two different sizes?

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There's a step 4B?

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"See the addendum online"?

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I really like food.

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Do you like food?
MARGARET: I mean,

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food's okay.
SASAPPIS: Man.

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Margaret is giving her nothing.

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I hate to defend a Farnsby,

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but our girl's not bringing
much to the table either.

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This is collective failure.

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Like Danish society.
PETE: Wait a minute.

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Sam, I think I saw
this same book

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over at the Farnsby house.

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Maybe Margaret's read it, too.

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I also really like to read.
(chuckles)

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I recently read
this book for instance.

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Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum?

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What a coincidence!
I also just read it.

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Boom. Common ground.
I have a passion for gardening

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and I thought that
the author did

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an incredible job
capturing the-the drama

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of the dying flower.

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I agree.
And what a powerful metaphor.

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(chuckles):
Yeah.

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H-How do you mean?

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Well, it wasn't just about
a dying flower, right?

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The chrysanthemum was
meant to represent

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a woman in a stagnant marriage,

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whose husband, aka the gardener,
has been neglecting her

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for so long,

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that she just withered away.

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Whoa.
SASAPPIS: Okay...

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that stirred something
in Margaret.

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It's funny because...

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Henry used to be so romantic.

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But lately, I feel...

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taken for granted.
HETTY: Oh, dear.

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This has taken a turn.
SAMANTHA: You know,

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it might actually just be
about a flower. (chuckles)

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What about TV?

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Oh, have you seen Ted Lasso?

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No, you've opened my eyes.

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Thank you for the
wine, Samantha.

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I, uh, I have to go
do some thinking.

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Okay, well, maybe you could
still talk to Henry

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about that construction stuff?

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Oh, I'll be talking to him,
all right.

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Sorry, when I said charm her,

189
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I guess I should
have made it clear

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I didn't mean "blow
up her marriage."

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(scoffs)
No, that's not...

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They're gonna be fine.

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(doorbell chimes)

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Mr. Farnsby.

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I'm checking in.
Margaret kicked me out.

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My world is shattered.
(crying)

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Oh, no.
HETTY: And this...

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is why women should
never read books.

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You seem like a nice couple.

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She seems like she
really loves you.

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I'm a lucky man.

202
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Well, it can all change...

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just like that.

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(strums)

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This not bode well for these two
choosing this as wedding venue.

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Thor understand stakes.

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00:07:12,666 --> 00:07:14,635
I was happy and in love once.
Now look at me.

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(scoffs)
She ripped my heart out.

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I have no idea why.
SASAPPIS:
He's not gonna be thrilled

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when he finds out
this is Sam's fault.

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If they had just
done cocaine,

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the book would have been
but one of the topics

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they briefly alighted on
in their mania.

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Hi, I have an Amazon Prime
package for Woodstone B&B.

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You can leave it there.

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I couldn't help but
notice your ring.

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Are you married?

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Oh, boy. Here we go.
DRIVER: Yeah.

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It'll be a year next week.
HENRY: Well, then.

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I have one thing to say to you:
my condolences.

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(strums)

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I don't understand.
What happened at wine night?

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Did Margaret say
something to you about this?

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Well, there was sort of
a misunderstanding.

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Pete brought up a book.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
don't throw me under the bus.

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And I simply pointed out
how that book,

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The Unwatered Chrysanthemum,
was actually a metaphor

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for a stagnant marriage
in turmoil.

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Oh, my God.

231
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It is getting bleak out there.

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Farnsby's just trying to talk
everybody out of marriage.

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While sob-singing
"Love is a Battlefield."

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* We are young *

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No. You're not.

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Would have been thrown
off cliff many moons ago.

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* Heartache to heartache,
we stand *

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Hey, Henry.
That sounds great, buddy.

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Oh, thank you, Jay.
You know, the acoustics

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are really good upstairs,
in-in your room.

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I understand.

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I don't mean to darken
the public spaces

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of your already
floundering business

244
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with my sad songs, but...

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I just don't want to be
alone right now.

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You won't be alone.
Jay will jam with you.

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Really?

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Yes. I love jamming.

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(laughs)
I love it.

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How do we feel about Jay
and Sam's marriage?

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I think they're solid.

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If not, you know, that'll be
something to watch, too.

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TREVOR:
Oh, I bet this is

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what Steven Spielberg sleeps in.

255
00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,205
Are you loving it?

256
00:08:58,271 --> 00:09:01,141
I do like pretending
to be the tongue.

257
00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:03,076
And I enjoyed
the psychotic break

258
00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,778
Jay experienced
on his third assembly.

259
00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:07,447
But now that he's made my bed,
and I'm lying in it...

260
00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,449
(sighs)
I don't know.

261
00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,151
You know, when I was nine,

262
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,620
we had a Passover
seder at my house.

263
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,154
And even though you
are not supposed

264
00:09:14,287 --> 00:09:15,455
to search for the afikomen
until after the meal,

265
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,857
I kept taking bathroom breaks

266
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,291
until I found it.

267
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,160
The afikomen is the matzo
they hide during the seder.

268
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,729
I have been here
way too long.

269
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,797
TREVOR: Anyway,
the second the meal was over,

270
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,465
I went straight to
where it was hidden,

271
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,168
and I won five dollars.

272
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,971
But then I saw my hot
cousin Rachel crying.

273
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,572
And that didn't feel good.

274
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,074
Because the person you were both

275
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,508
attracted to
and related to was sad?

276
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,777
TREVOR:
I was nine.

277
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,679
It was innocent.

278
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,081
But my point is
that when it comes

279
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,717
at the expense of someone
that you care about,

280
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,353
sometimes a win
feels like a loss.

281
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,989
Maybe you're right.

282
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,891
I've put Nigel through so much.

283
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,293
Giving him this bed
is the least I could do.

284
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,129
I'll tell Sam to tell Jay
to disassemble it.

285
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,465
And then reassemble it
again in the shed.

286
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,701
And I'm gonna go see
if hot cousin Rachel's

287
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,902
on Instagram.
Ew.

288
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,336
TREVOR:
I'm dead!

289
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,105
It's still innocent.

290
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,373
(exhales)

291
00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,075
(playing in unison)

292
00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:11,845
(laughing)

293
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,281
Why are we clapping?
Who is this for?

294
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,116
Just seem like
nice thing to do.

295
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,851
HENRY: This was just
what I needed, Jay.

296
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,152
I don't know what happened.

297
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,421
I was just sitting there,
doing my jumble,

298
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,356
and the next thing I know,
Margaret is telling me

299
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,325
she's no longer happy
in our marriage

300
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,727
and I need to get out.

301
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,362
Have you tried apologizing?

302
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,398
I don't even know what I did.

303
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,367
Henry, bro, one married guy
to another, it doesn't matter.

304
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,903
Just say you're sorry
and ask them

305
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,404
if they've done something new
with their hair.

306
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,740
He knows we watch
and tell Sam this stuff, right?

307
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,008
HENRY:
Oh, I hope you're right

308
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,343
because that woman
is the light of my life.

309
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,544
Aw.

310
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,813
HENRY: Thank you
for being there for me, Jay.

311
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,214
Now, if you'll excuse me,

312
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,116
I need to use
your restroom.

313
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,019
* We are young. *

314
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,320
(chuckles)
He ain't that young.

315
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,856
I was already in
that area, Alberta.

316
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,158
We got a little problem, Jay.
The guys installed

317
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,559
three-quarter-inch pipe
instead of one-inch,

318
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,194
but we already
sealed up the wall.

319
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,431
Honestly, it'll get the
job done, but if the county

320
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,733
ever heard about this...
Shh!

321
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,801
That doesn't sound like
a little problem.

322
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,202
Bionic hearing.

323
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,204
Oh, no, Henry's got
the goods.

324
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,006
Henry, I can explain.
ALBERTA: Jay, quick,

325
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,442
you got a cement mixer
and a lake, story writes itself.

326
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,344
Okay, I know
it looks bad...

327
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,578
Let me stop you
right there, Jay.

328
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,313
Would this have been
a piece of intel

329
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,215
that "yesterday me"
would've used

330
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,218
to crush your upstart venture?
Absolutely.

331
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,254
But now,

332
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,122
we are jam bros.

333
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,124
So you're not
gonna report me?

334
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,426
The only thing
I'm going to report is us

335
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,195
to Rolling Stone magazine

336
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,630
as this year's best new band,

337
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,599
Farnsby and the Dudes.

338
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,269
Did you say "dudes"?
That's right.

339
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,338
Just grab a shaker, Mark.

340
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,210
ISAAC: Knock, knock.
Isaac,

341
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,478
what are you
doing here?

342
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,246
Oh, nothing.
I merely wanted to see

343
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,148
how you're enjoying
the dinosaur bed.

344
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150
Alas, I actually
gave the bed

345
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,352
to Baxter and Carol
as a wedding gift.

346
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,687
BAXTER:
Much appreciated.

347
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,622
Still waiting for Jenkins' gift.

348
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,958
I did not support the marriage,
and I still do not.

349
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,761
I'm sorry, you regifted it?

350
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,230
Yes. I thought
they deserved it,

351
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,132
seeing as how
Baxter and Carol had the guts

352
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,967
to follow through
on their nuptials.

353
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,368
Oh, so that's
what this is about.

354
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,771
You wanted the bed
to spite me, for revenge.

355
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,941
Yes. It's a stupid bed.
It's not even accurate.

356
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,642
The tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth,

357
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,245
whereas this freak
has but 32.

358
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,480
And look at the nostrils,
far too close to the eyes.

359
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,217
I thought this bed was made
for children, not by them.

360
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,651
Wait.

361
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,687
Those were two
oddly astute observations

362
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,123
about the anatomy of a dinosaur.

363
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,490
I didn't think you knew
anything of the subject,

364
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,892
or cared for it.

365
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,327
NIGEL:
I didn't,

366
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,863
but I was meant to marry man
obsessed with dinosaurs.

367
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,833
I studied them to be able
to talk with my husband

368
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,334
about his favorite subject.

369
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,570
It was going to be
your wedding present.

370
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,006
Oh, I had no idea.

371
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,276
Never mind.
It's all in the past now.

372
00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,178
(sighs)

373
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,581
I think I shall
excuse myself for a walk.

374
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,184
Nigel.

375
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,054
You know who else's nostrils
are too close to their eyes?

376
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,489
Shh, stop it.
She's my wife.

377
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,591
He's not around,
is he, Samantha?

378
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,861
Henry? Uh, no,
he's upstairs.

379
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,296
Good, because I don't want
to see his stupid face.

380
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,565
Will you see to it that
he gets these belongings?

381
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,901
Because I can't even bear
having them in my house.

382
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,335
Pair of fuzzy handcuffs.

383
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,137
Yeah, I could see how that
would be sentimental.

384
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,307
Margaret, have you come
to take me back?

385
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,376
No, Henry, I've just brought
a few of your things.

386
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,677
I have nothing to say to you.

387
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,579
This guy wear
more leather than Thor.

388
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,581
HENRY:
Well, I have something
to say to you,

389
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,984
my love. I'm sorry.

390
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,785
For what?

391
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,587
For anything I might have done.

392
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,055
MARGARET:
Unreal.

393
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,423
You don't even know
what you did,

394
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,591
and you did something
very hurtful,

395
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,326
and I might've let it slide,

396
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,562
but Samantha opened my eyes
the other night.

397
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,232
So this is your fault.

398
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,268
No, I was just
making conversation.

399
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,536
Pete brought up
the book.

400
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,705
She was drowning.
I threw her a lifeline.

401
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,640
Don't blame her.
She's just the messenger.

402
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,211
You're the gardener
who failed to water me.

403
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,612
Goodbye, Henry.

404
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,981
Ugh, now that
is an exit line.

405
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,449
Good for you, girl.

406
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,918
Margaret, no, please.
(door opens)

407
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,185
Are you doing
something different

408
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,353
with your hair?
(door closes)

409
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,255
Thor think we past
that, Henry.

410
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,892
You. You will pay for this.

411
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,528
Whoa, come on-- jam bros.

412
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,063
HENRY:
No, don't "jam bro" me.

413
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:27,000
Your wife destroyed my life.
You are now a jam foe.

414
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,468
Okay, that's not bad,

415
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,938
and in this kind of emotional
state, very impressive.

416
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,305
I was just
explaining a book.

417
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,706
HENRY:
Tomorrow morning,

418
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,575
when the permit office
opens at 7:00 a.m.,

419
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,010
I will be first in line

420
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,913
to tell them about
your narrow pipe infraction!

421
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,582
Your restaurant
is about to be shut down!

422
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,085
Say goodbye to that dream.

423
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,653
Oh.

424
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,222
Uh, could I get a 6:30
wake-up call, please?

425
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,125
Thank you very much.
Good night.

426
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,466
This is bad. This is very bad.
I mean, if he goes

427
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,767
to the permit office
tomorrow morning,

428
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,302
they're gonna
shut down our build

429
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,004
and make us rip open
all the walls again.
Well,

430
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,006
when would we be able to open?
In a world where

431
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,042
we could even afford
the repairs-- who knows?

432
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,510
I'm just saying, the man's
already in the building,

433
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,711
you don't even need
to snatch him.

434
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,213
THORFINN:
She revisiting

435
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,015
earlier "murder Farnsby" pitch.

436
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,184
Is most fun idea
currently on table.

437
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,319
Here's a thought.
Obviously, you can't fix

438
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,853
the pipes before
tomorrow morning,

439
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,690
but maybe you can fix
the Farnsbys' relationship.

440
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,392
Sass is saying
we should try to get

441
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,526
Henry and Margaret
back together.

442
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,727
Well, that's true.

443
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,229
He was gonna let
the pipe thing slide

444
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,663
before he found out that
you ruined their marriage.

445
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,799
That was Pete's fault.
I pointed to a book.

446
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,367
THORFINN:
Lady Farnsby did mention

447
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,103
there was one specific thing

448
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,038
that she most angry about.
SAMANTHA: Yes.

449
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,207
So we just need
to find out what Henry did

450
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,976
so that he can make up for it.
I guess I could talk to her.

451
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,545
No, 'cause then she's gonna know
that we know and we just

452
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,846
passed the information
on to Henry.

453
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,847
She needs to think that

454
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,881
he remembered on his own.

455
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,051
If I may-- you have ghosts.

456
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,719
PETE:
This sounds like
a job for the old

457
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,087
property-leaving guy.

458
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,655
I can go over there and talk
to some of their ghosts.

459
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,392
No need. Thor yell.
Nice try, marriage ruiner.

460
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,761
Bjorn!

461
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,331
Have very important
question for you!

462
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,566
Need to know why

463
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,237
lady Farnsby
is mad at man Farnsby!

464
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,341
She says
is very specific reason!

465
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,276
I know the answer, Father!

466
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,711
Man Farnsby forget anniversary!

467
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,613
Have heard her discussing

468
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,283
angrily on phone
with her sister!

469
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,218
Jay, Thor's son
is saying

470
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,287
that Henry forgot their
wedding anniversary.

471
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,755
Interesting.

472
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,892
She also mad about people
who turn around in her driveway!

473
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,096
Mind if I take a seat?

474
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,932
It's a free country,
thanks to you.

475
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,437
I find it quite touching
you made an effort

476
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,439
to learn about my interests.

477
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,276
You are thoughtful and caring,

478
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,112
whereas I am selfish
and inconsiderate.

479
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,013
And, honestly...

480
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,449
I'm not sure I ever
really deserved you.

481
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,718
That's a common sentiment
in the shed.

482
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,787
I know I said it at the time,

483
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,789
and it doesn't begin to make up

484
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,058
for the way
I've treated you, but...

485
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,627
I am truly sorry.

486
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,998
Thank you.

487
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,635
I do think,
in retrospect,

488
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,238
we may have been
rushing into things,

489
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,472
or at least you were.

490
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,074
What do you mean?

491
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,944
You haven't had a lot of
experience, whereas I...

492
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,980
Let's just say my body
count is quite high,

493
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,916
and I'm not talking
about the war.

494
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,051
Okay, moving right along.

495
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,954
Here's an idea. What do you
think about-- I don't know--

496
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,856
being friends?

497
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,991
I'd like that.

498
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,661
Good. Oh.

499
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,696
I'm glad we had this talk,
Lieutenant.

500
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,432
(chuckles softly) So,

501
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,500
what's been going on in
the house since I moved out?

502
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,836
Oh, um, well,
the Puritan moved out,

503
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,604
and Sam is a convicted witch.

504
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,606
I tried something new
with my hair.

505
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,975
Oh, did you, now?
Yes, everyone loved it.

506
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,009
Oh.

507
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,645
(metal clanging in distance)

508
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,681
I confess I-I'm no expert
in manual labor,

509
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,384
but they don't appear
to be doing any actual work.

510
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,586
They're laying a trap
for Henry Farnsby.

511
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,657
What is that
infernal racket?

512
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,160
Why do you toil on
this doomed enterprise

513
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,696
that I will be burying
under red tape come sunup?

514
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,631
We toil, Henry,
to lure you here.

515
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,066
Excuse me?

516
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,402
Sam, I got the merlot
and The Lovely Bones.

517
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,537
Let's get into it...
Henry.

518
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,639
What is he doing here?
SAMANTHA: He's here

519
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,708
to surprise you
with your belated

520
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,743
anniversary dinner.

521
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,213
What?

522
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,547
Our anniversary

523
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,384
is why I planned
this dinner, my darling.

524
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,652
Oh, Henry, you
finally remembered.

525
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,088
HENRY:
Better late than
never. I have been

526
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,090
a neglectful gardener,

527
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,393
and for that, I am sorry.

528
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,161
Can you believe
it was 20 years ago

529
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,996
that we celebrated
that magical event?

530
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,499
Our first group thing.

531
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,801
Excuse me?
Oh, that's what this is.

532
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,769
This isn't their
wedding anniversary?
I don't know, Jay,

533
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,539
but it seems to be working,
just go with it.
MARGARET: I remember it

534
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,107
like it was yesterday.

535
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,576
I looked in your eyes, then
you looked in Phil's eyes,

536
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,044
then Phil looked
in Brenda's eye...

537
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,813
Well, you remember it,
you were there.

538
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,015
Happy orgi-versary, my love.

539
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,750
Happy orgi-versary.

540
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,785
Let me show you to your seats.

541
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,889
I-I'll be right there, dear.
Uh... Uh,

542
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,426
about our little problem--

543
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,695
I am happy to look
the other way.

544
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,931
Thank you, jam bro.

545
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,699
You're welcome.

546
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,235
Would you like to join us?
God, no.

547
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,604
I mean... (sighs)
I got to cook and stuff.

548
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,273
Of course.

549
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,514
Hey, babe. Just to ask--
Hmm?

550
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,150
y-you think our marriage
is good, right? Like, um,

551
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,753
your chrysanthemum's
being watered?

552
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,388
Of course, Jay.

553
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,758
It's just, if anything
ever was bothering you,

554
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,893
I just want us to be able
to communicate about it.

555
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,196
Aw. You're the sweetest.
Mm.

556
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,399
You know...
(clears throat)

557
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,968
now is not a bad time
to do a little gardening.

558
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:06,138
Okay, well, let me
just get my... sun hat.

559
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,708
What?
I don't know. I'm not
good with metaphors.

560
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,977
Just shut up.
Mm.

561
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,479
Mm.

562
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,347
It's a dinosaur lamp.
Can you believe it?

563
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,015
And it arrived so quickly.

564
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,884
Samantha ordered it for me
on Amazon Prime

565
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,687
since I heroically
surrendered the dinosaur bed.
Isaac

566
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,989
very good at surrendering.
It changes color

567
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,123
when you press the button.

568
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,225
It's very neat.
You have to see it.

569
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,728
But we can't
press button.

570
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,830
Oh, not a problem. Sam!

571
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,932
Sam, I need you!

572
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,635
Sam! Sam!

573
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,370
What's happening?
ISAAC: The button!

574
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,906
This gift was a big mistake.

575
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,208
ISAAC:
Sam...!

576
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,916
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577
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,619
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578
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,188
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