1 00:00:06,876 --> 00:00:08,399 SASAPPIS: You made out with Patience? 2 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:09,879 Puritans don't do casual hookups. 3 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,968 She probably thinks we're engaged now. 4 00:00:12,142 --> 00:00:14,362 I believe that we shouldst be together. 5 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:18,670 Yeah, but... different worlds. 6 00:00:18,844 --> 00:00:22,022 Oh, but that can be remedied. I have met your friends, 7 00:00:22,196 --> 00:00:23,458 and you can meet my people. 8 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:25,808 -Where is this going? -Trevor Lefkowitz, 9 00:00:25,982 --> 00:00:28,941 allow me to introduce you to The Others. 10 00:00:34,121 --> 00:00:36,558 SASAPPIS: Oh, nice to meet you, The Others. 11 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:40,083 Hey, I'm Bruce, and this is Brother Richard, 12 00:00:40,344 --> 00:00:41,998 my beautiful wife Sunrise 13 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:45,045 and her husband Male Number 28. 14 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:47,047 Sometimes people call me Ted. 15 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,049 So, is this like some sort of cult? 16 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,789 Oh, we don't like that word. 17 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,140 It's not a cult, it's a family. 18 00:00:53,314 --> 00:00:54,576 Great legs, by the way. 19 00:00:54,750 --> 00:00:56,969 Oh, thanks. Died on leg day. 20 00:00:57,144 --> 00:00:59,407 -Like to think I retained some pump. -PATIENCE: This is Trevor. 21 00:00:59,581 --> 00:01:01,757 The Jewish fellow I was telling you about. 22 00:01:01,931 --> 00:01:04,760 Oh, we're a monotheistic religion as well. 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,196 We worship Bruce. 24 00:01:06,370 --> 00:01:07,893 TED: Yeah, he's a guy 25 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:10,244 we met at a Cream concert, 26 00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:12,115 and now he's our one true god. 27 00:01:12,376 --> 00:01:14,030 The meteorite chose him. 28 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,076 Wait a minute. Meteorite? 29 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:18,208 Has anyone seen my glasses? 30 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:20,776 Oh, wait. Never mind. [chuckles] 31 00:01:20,950 --> 00:01:22,473 Flower? 32 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,475 Bruce. 33 00:01:24,649 --> 00:01:27,390 -You knoweth him? -Yeah. 34 00:01:27,565 --> 00:01:29,741 He was my cult leader. 35 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:32,092 ♪ ♪ 36 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:37,009 JAY: Babe, check it out. 37 00:01:37,184 --> 00:01:38,750 The GEK 3000, 38 00:01:38,924 --> 00:01:40,143 the most powerful 39 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,841 street-legal metal detector you can get. 40 00:01:43,015 --> 00:01:46,149 -Okay, but why did you get this? -It's for Bimini. 41 00:01:46,410 --> 00:01:48,195 All those white sandy beaches and drunk honeymooners, 42 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,588 I find two wedding rings, the trip is paid for. 43 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:52,068 Oh, that's right. You guys are leaving 44 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,462 for your big group trip to Bimini today. 45 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:56,464 Were you just in the bathroom? 46 00:01:56,638 --> 00:01:58,509 Oh, yeah, yeah. New thing I'm doing. 47 00:01:58,770 --> 00:02:00,424 -You know, I was thinking about it... -JAY: Hey, babe. 48 00:02:00,598 --> 00:02:02,644 It's got an injection-molded grip. 49 00:02:02,818 --> 00:02:05,603 Sorry, Pete's just explaining why he still uses the bathroom. 50 00:02:05,777 --> 00:02:07,127 -Yeah, I'll hold for that. -PETE: Yeah, back when 51 00:02:07,301 --> 00:02:08,650 I was alive, sure, going to the bathroom 52 00:02:08,824 --> 00:02:10,347 served a practical function, 53 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,958 but it was also just a nice little break in the day. 54 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,308 THORFINN: So, you just... 55 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,048 -sitting in there? -Yeah. You know, 56 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,833 why let the fact that I can't metabolize food 57 00:02:18,050 --> 00:02:20,270 or produce feces keep me from enjoying a moment's peace? 58 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:21,619 SASAPPIS: Sam. 59 00:02:21,793 --> 00:02:23,012 We got four new ghosts. 60 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:24,448 FLOWER: It's Bruce, and some old friends 61 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:27,364 -from my cult. -Not a cult. A family. 62 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:30,324 So, this is the Living who can see ghosts? 63 00:02:30,498 --> 00:02:31,499 Yeah, and her husband. 64 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,414 He's just, uh, regular. 65 00:02:33,588 --> 00:02:35,677 Sam, you won't believe it, this thing can detect a coin 66 00:02:35,851 --> 00:02:37,287 up to 12 feet deep. 67 00:02:37,461 --> 00:02:39,071 Sorry, Jay, there's a bunch of new ghosts. 68 00:02:39,246 --> 00:02:42,118 One of whom is Flower's old cult leader Bruce. 69 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:43,554 HETTY: Tough day to debut 70 00:02:43,815 --> 00:02:44,686 the metal detector. 71 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:46,253 But where they all come from? 72 00:02:46,514 --> 00:02:48,820 Thor been on property a thousand years. 73 00:02:48,994 --> 00:02:50,039 Never see. 74 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:52,433 BRUCE: It was summer 1970. 75 00:02:52,607 --> 00:02:56,350 Our community was being unfairly targeted by the authorities, 76 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:58,178 so we needed to go into hiding, 77 00:02:58,352 --> 00:03:02,356 and one of our members knew about an old bunker. 78 00:03:02,530 --> 00:03:03,966 A Cold War-era fallout shelter 79 00:03:04,140 --> 00:03:05,663 where we'd be safe and secure forever. 80 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:07,056 There was a carbon monoxide leak 81 00:03:07,274 --> 00:03:08,492 and we all died on the first night. 82 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:10,538 BRUCE: We chosen ones stayed behind, 83 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:16,196 but most of the family ascended to the Great Asteroid Belt. 84 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:18,372 Oh, I believe you said they went to Io, 85 00:03:18,546 --> 00:03:20,156 Jupiter's third largest moon. 86 00:03:20,329 --> 00:03:22,724 [laughs softly] Right. 87 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,073 Richard. 88 00:03:24,291 --> 00:03:25,814 -On it as usual. -SAMANTHA: Wait. 89 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,685 You're saying there's a bunker full of dead bodies 90 00:03:27,859 --> 00:03:29,948 -on the property? -Seriously? 91 00:03:30,122 --> 00:03:31,776 Well, if they've been here since the '70s, 92 00:03:32,037 --> 00:03:34,605 this feels kind of like an "after Bimini" situation 93 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:37,652 to deal with, so I'm gonna go pack. 94 00:03:37,826 --> 00:03:40,307 FLOWER: Bruce, I can't believe you're back. 95 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,918 We have so much to catch up on. 96 00:03:43,091 --> 00:03:46,226 I'm Thor, boyfriend of Flower. 97 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:49,533 Oh. Well, nice to meet you, Thor. [laughs] 98 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,361 You know, we have a saying in the bunker. 99 00:03:51,535 --> 00:03:53,450 Boyfriends come and go, 100 00:03:53,711 --> 00:03:56,584 but family is forever. 101 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,674 -Actually, I believe the saying... -I swear to God, Richard. 102 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:03,765 I mean, peace and love, Brother Richard. 103 00:04:03,939 --> 00:04:07,421 So, what did you think of my friends? 104 00:04:07,595 --> 00:04:09,466 Oh, they seem great. 105 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:11,033 Oh, good. 106 00:04:11,425 --> 00:04:13,122 Then with the formality of introductions behind us, 107 00:04:13,296 --> 00:04:15,777 our courtship can proceed with the intention of marriage. 108 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:17,692 Wait, marriage? 109 00:04:17,866 --> 00:04:18,997 There she is. 110 00:04:19,171 --> 00:04:20,651 How youse doing? 111 00:04:20,999 --> 00:04:23,437 [gasps] Is this the man I've been hearing so much about? 112 00:04:23,611 --> 00:04:24,829 Cutie. 113 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,571 I'm sorry, who's this? 114 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,313 Oh, tis my truest friend Barbara. 115 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:31,793 We met in the dirt. 116 00:04:32,054 --> 00:04:33,664 Hey, Legs, did you know your hoagie's out? 117 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:35,884 [laughs] 118 00:04:36,058 --> 00:04:37,973 -Are you from Philadelphia? -Does a Mummer take 119 00:04:38,234 --> 00:04:39,453 a leak on Two Street? 120 00:04:39,627 --> 00:04:42,673 South Philly girl, born and raised. 121 00:04:42,847 --> 00:04:44,066 Wow. 122 00:04:44,457 --> 00:04:46,329 Ask if we want to go to the beach for dessert. 123 00:04:46,503 --> 00:04:49,419 Youse want to go down the shore for some wooder ice? 124 00:04:49,593 --> 00:04:50,942 -Oh, my God. -[gasps softly] 125 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:53,597 You know, I once went down to the shore. 126 00:04:53,771 --> 00:04:56,818 Uh, beautiful place to drown a witch. 127 00:04:57,775 --> 00:05:01,301 You led the surrender from Fort Ticonderoga? 128 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:03,477 I read about that in high school, man. 129 00:05:03,738 --> 00:05:05,566 [laughs]: That's far-out! 130 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:08,133 Well, any surrender is the work of many hands, 131 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,787 but I did sort of get the ball rolling 132 00:05:09,961 --> 00:05:11,659 -on the whole "giving up" thing. -Hey. 133 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,139 It takes great courage to run away like that. 134 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,446 You might even be family material. 135 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:19,406 Oh, great. Hope you don't like sleeping with women. 136 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,886 -I don't. -FLOWER: Hey, guys. 137 00:05:22,060 --> 00:05:23,366 Oh, hey, Isaac. 138 00:05:23,627 --> 00:05:24,715 I was just sitting here when they came in. 139 00:05:24,889 --> 00:05:26,282 Now we're hanging out. 140 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:28,632 They think I'm cool. 141 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,417 BRUCE: Flower, 142 00:05:30,591 --> 00:05:33,855 I can't believe our heavenly souls have been reunited, 143 00:05:34,029 --> 00:05:38,425 but in fact, it is just as the meteorite predicted. 144 00:05:38,599 --> 00:05:43,430 [gasps] All hail the meteorite, the source of all wisdom. 145 00:05:43,604 --> 00:05:45,867 -Yeah, um, a-about that. -BRUCE: Hmm. 146 00:05:46,041 --> 00:05:49,174 When I was alive, you said that the meteorite predicted 147 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,743 the world would end on February 13, 2025. 148 00:05:53,004 --> 00:05:54,484 -Exactly. -But that day came and went 149 00:05:54,658 --> 00:05:56,704 and the world didn't end. 150 00:05:57,966 --> 00:06:02,753 Right, well, the thing about that is... 151 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:07,367 when I received the math from the meteorite, 152 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,369 I forgot to carry the one. 153 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,283 So, you're saying that the meteorite 154 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,111 didn't give you a date that the world would end, 155 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,287 it gave you an equation? 156 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:16,724 That's right. 157 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:21,859 Makes sense to me. 158 00:06:22,033 --> 00:06:23,121 [chuckles] Math is hard. 159 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,819 -[laughter] -Yeah. 160 00:06:24,993 --> 00:06:26,211 You ready, babe? Garrett and Libby 161 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:27,517 are picking us up for the airport. 162 00:06:27,691 --> 00:06:28,866 They're gonna be here any minute. 163 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:30,302 Yep, I'm ready. 164 00:06:30,607 --> 00:06:31,826 Are you still bringing the metal detector? 165 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,784 Uh, that depends. Do you want to be 166 00:06:33,957 --> 00:06:36,700 the most popular people on this group trip? 167 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,136 PETE: He's got a point. Everybody wants 168 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,529 to talk to the guy with the metal detector. 169 00:06:39,703 --> 00:06:41,226 It's a great icebreaker. 170 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,794 Thor use axe to break ice. 171 00:06:43,968 --> 00:06:45,405 I come with news. 172 00:06:45,579 --> 00:06:47,885 Flower has rejoined the cult. 173 00:06:48,058 --> 00:06:49,017 Oh, no. 174 00:06:49,191 --> 00:06:50,932 This very bad. 175 00:06:51,193 --> 00:06:52,586 And more news. 176 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,240 I also got in. [laughs] 177 00:06:55,415 --> 00:06:57,242 Great, they're almost here. I'm gonna get the bags. 178 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,462 Uh, Jay, we might have to meet them at the airport. 179 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,247 There's a bit of a ghost situation. 180 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:03,727 Damn it. 181 00:07:03,901 --> 00:07:05,425 You know, I got in on the first try. 182 00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:09,124 Bruce says not a lot of people get in on the first try. 183 00:07:13,476 --> 00:07:14,956 -This is awful. -Yeah, Thor thought Flower 184 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,349 put all that cult stuff behind her. 185 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,264 That car ride to the airport with Garrett and Libby 186 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:21,005 was gonna be prime bonding time. 187 00:07:21,179 --> 00:07:23,530 Oh, I see, he's upset about something much more trivial. 188 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:26,620 It's about winning a group trip: the car ride bonding 189 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,099 leads to the airport bonding, 190 00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,710 and by the time we're in Bimini, everyone else 191 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,842 is on the outside looking in at us. 192 00:07:32,016 --> 00:07:34,671 I'm sorry, Jay, I'm just worried about Flower. 193 00:07:34,845 --> 00:07:37,065 It's okay, we still have the metal detector. 194 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:38,675 We still have our ace in the hole. 195 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,155 ISAAC: Hello? Is anyone worried about me? 196 00:07:40,416 --> 00:07:43,506 Because I also, as previously mentioned, 197 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:45,421 -got in. -Congratulations, Isaac. 198 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:46,944 THORFINN: Flower make so much progress. 199 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,469 Many say is thanks to Thor. 200 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,992 Not for Thor to say. 201 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:54,169 But now, Thor very worried for Flower. 202 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,692 Well, go talk to her, big guy. 203 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:57,955 If anyone can get through to her, it's you. 204 00:07:58,129 --> 00:07:59,653 Yeah. 205 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,177 Thor good speaking. 206 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:06,181 Ugh, she's perfect. 207 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,922 Instead of "sandwich," she says "hoagie." 208 00:08:08,096 --> 00:08:09,967 Instead of "sprinkles," she says "jimmies." 209 00:08:10,141 --> 00:08:12,404 -So, just break up with Patience and get with Barbara. -Oh. 210 00:08:12,579 --> 00:08:14,537 Sweet innocent Sass. If only it were that simple. 211 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:17,105 You can't dump someone and then date their best friend. 212 00:08:17,279 --> 00:08:18,410 Well, I mean, over the course of one year, 213 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,195 I dated four brothers. [laughs] 214 00:08:20,369 --> 00:08:22,980 But the rules don't apply to me. I'm Bertie. 215 00:08:23,241 --> 00:08:26,418 I got it. I have to get Patience to break up with me. 216 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:27,594 Then I'm not the bad guy. 217 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:28,986 The question is, how am I gonna 218 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,032 get Patience to break up with this? 219 00:08:31,206 --> 00:08:32,554 Mm. If only there was someone on the property 220 00:08:32,729 --> 00:08:34,514 who was an expert on getting dumped. 221 00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:38,039 Oh, come on. 222 00:08:38,299 --> 00:08:39,693 That's a little bit hyperbolic. 223 00:08:39,866 --> 00:08:41,346 TREVOR: Well, Joan never came back. 224 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:43,347 And of course, the car ghost left you for roast beef. 225 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:45,263 [stammers] Y-Yeah... 226 00:08:45,437 --> 00:08:47,614 That was... tough. Okay. 227 00:08:47,788 --> 00:08:49,398 Not that I'm the expert, 228 00:08:49,572 --> 00:08:51,835 but if you want Patience to break up with you, 229 00:08:52,009 --> 00:08:53,924 just figure out all the things that she likes about you 230 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,796 and then just try to change those things. 231 00:08:55,970 --> 00:08:57,972 Well, I can't do anything about the chiseled jawline. 232 00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,452 But she does seem really into my work ethic. 233 00:09:00,627 --> 00:09:02,150 Maybe there's something I can do there. 234 00:09:02,324 --> 00:09:03,717 Great. Sounds like a plan. 235 00:09:04,631 --> 00:09:05,762 Thank you, Sass. 236 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,808 I stand on the shoulders of dumped giants. 237 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,940 Glad I could help. 238 00:09:10,767 --> 00:09:12,203 BRUCE: It's so nice to have you back 239 00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:14,118 in the fold, Sister Flower. 240 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:16,904 And just to be clear, she did not get in on her first try? 241 00:09:17,078 --> 00:09:18,819 Which is fine. I mean, not everybody does. 242 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:22,866 Flower, can Thor speak with you? 243 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:24,389 Oh. Hey, Thor. 244 00:09:24,651 --> 00:09:27,175 Uh, I'm not sure that now is a good time. 245 00:09:27,349 --> 00:09:28,785 Actually, now is a perfect time. 246 00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,700 Flower had something she wanted to talk to you about. 247 00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:31,832 Flower? 248 00:09:32,006 --> 00:09:33,485 Um... [laughs softly] 249 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,097 Flower, what he talking about? 250 00:09:36,358 --> 00:09:37,489 Let's talk in private. 251 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,665 I'm afraid you're not gonna like it. 252 00:09:39,840 --> 00:09:41,232 Hmm. 253 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:46,281 What about him? Did he get in on the first try? 254 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:49,980 What happening? Are you going to break up with Thorfinn? 255 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,678 No, you big oaf. 256 00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:55,116 I'm gonna destroy the cult from the inside. 257 00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:57,379 What you mean? 258 00:09:57,640 --> 00:09:58,554 Seeing all of my old friends 259 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:00,208 still falling for Bruce's lies, 260 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:02,863 it's just, it's too much for me to bear. 261 00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:05,343 So, I'm gaining their trust, 262 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:08,999 and then I'm going to expose Bruce for the fraud that he is. 263 00:10:09,173 --> 00:10:12,002 Yes. Use deception to destroy your enemy. 264 00:10:12,176 --> 00:10:15,571 Is like time I tell Danish chief I want to discuss treaty, 265 00:10:15,745 --> 00:10:19,749 but instead, use axe to kill him in front of entire family. 266 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:22,709 Uh, yeah, yeah. Sort of the same thing. 267 00:10:23,579 --> 00:10:25,450 -How can Thor help? -You can't. 268 00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:27,931 This is something I have to do on my own. 269 00:10:28,105 --> 00:10:29,933 Now scream like I just broke up with you 270 00:10:30,107 --> 00:10:31,935 and then storm out of here. 271 00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:35,286 -No! -[electricity buzzing] 272 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,723 [Flower crying] 273 00:10:36,897 --> 00:10:38,812 FLOWER: I'm so sorry! 274 00:10:41,597 --> 00:10:43,164 [sighs dramatically] 275 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:45,165 What troubleth thee? 276 00:10:45,340 --> 00:10:48,169 Just wallowing in self-pity. 277 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:50,650 I got fired from my job. 278 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,303 Oh, dear. 279 00:10:52,564 --> 00:10:55,306 Well, I am certain you will soon find another firm 280 00:10:55,480 --> 00:10:56,786 in need of a moneylender. 281 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,875 No, not interested. 282 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:02,357 Thinking about getting into sloth. 283 00:11:02,618 --> 00:11:04,054 Maybe become a layabout. 284 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:05,839 So... 285 00:11:06,013 --> 00:11:08,189 if you want to get off the T train, 286 00:11:08,450 --> 00:11:10,017 I completely understand. 287 00:11:10,191 --> 00:11:11,888 Oh, my beloved. 288 00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,281 -Oh. -Oh. 289 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,283 The T train is a locomotive from which 290 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:16,806 I shall never disembark. 291 00:11:17,067 --> 00:11:19,766 What? You're not gonna break up with me? 292 00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,942 [exclaims] At the first sign of trouble? 293 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,421 Heavens, no. 294 00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:26,686 Loyalty is the most divine of virtues. 295 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,210 But why would you want to be loyal to me, 296 00:11:29,384 --> 00:11:30,602 a lazy do-nothing? 297 00:11:30,777 --> 00:11:32,039 Now, you listen here. 298 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:34,781 You are an ingenious and resourceful man 299 00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:37,479 with hearty quads and a supple buttock. 300 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:40,177 You will find your way. 301 00:11:41,657 --> 00:11:43,354 I believe in you, Trevor. 302 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,356 Really? 303 00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:49,056 That's, uh... 304 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:51,885 that's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me. 305 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,625 Thank you. 306 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:57,499 -Patience. -Patience. 307 00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,414 BRENDA: Bruce, why are we welcoming 308 00:11:59,588 --> 00:12:01,155 Sister Flower back into the family? 309 00:12:01,329 --> 00:12:02,722 Yeah, I thought you hated Flower. 310 00:12:02,896 --> 00:12:04,114 Isn't she the reason we had 311 00:12:04,375 --> 00:12:05,420 to go into hiding in the first place? 312 00:12:05,681 --> 00:12:06,551 RICHARD: Guys, guys, let's not 313 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:07,814 gang up on Bruce. 314 00:12:07,988 --> 00:12:08,902 I'm sure he has his reasons. 315 00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:09,903 Thank you, Richard. 316 00:12:10,164 --> 00:12:12,166 I do have my reasons. 317 00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,430 It's true, Flower betrayed us. 318 00:12:15,604 --> 00:12:20,130 So... we will welcome her into our warm embrace, 319 00:12:20,304 --> 00:12:22,872 and then we will take our revenge. 320 00:12:24,526 --> 00:12:25,309 Applause. 321 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,268 Okay. 322 00:12:27,442 --> 00:12:29,313 [muffled applause] 323 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:31,620 ♪ ♪ 324 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:37,931 -BARBARA: Hey there, Trevor. -What are you doing? 325 00:12:38,105 --> 00:12:39,846 I wanted to see how you're doing. 326 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:42,065 So... 327 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:43,458 how you doing? 328 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,547 Whoa. 329 00:12:45,721 --> 00:12:47,331 I thought you were Patience's friend. 330 00:12:47,505 --> 00:12:49,856 She's all right. Little creepy. 331 00:12:50,117 --> 00:12:52,946 Now are we doing this or what? 332 00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:56,079 I, uh... 333 00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,777 I don't know. 334 00:12:57,951 --> 00:12:59,256 Come on, 335 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:01,302 I thought you liked the way I talked. 336 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:03,608 -Wawa. -Oh. 337 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,436 Schuylkill. 338 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:09,092 -Cheesesteak wit wiz. -[sighs] 339 00:13:11,399 --> 00:13:13,531 No, no. I can't do this. 340 00:13:13,705 --> 00:13:15,359 What? 341 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,013 Barbara... 342 00:13:17,274 --> 00:13:19,407 you may be a stone-cold ten, 343 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:23,193 and your dialect is pure, uncut sex appeal. 344 00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,282 But Patience is 345 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:28,198 loyal, and... 346 00:13:28,372 --> 00:13:31,985 you're not. And... 347 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,117 oh, I think I'm into Patience. 348 00:13:34,290 --> 00:13:35,423 [scoffs] 349 00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,033 Wow. 350 00:13:37,207 --> 00:13:39,862 Well, you know what? You're a friggin' loser. 351 00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:42,691 A bigger friggin' loser than all the Pirate fans put together. 352 00:13:42,952 --> 00:13:44,475 Go Phils. 353 00:13:45,650 --> 00:13:47,652 PETE: I just overheard something crazy! 354 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,958 Those lunatics are trying 355 00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,481 to make Flower a little dirt weasel! 356 00:13:50,699 --> 00:13:51,352 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Peter, slow down. 357 00:13:51,526 --> 00:13:52,353 what are you saying? 358 00:13:52,527 --> 00:13:53,789 I was going to the bathroom, 359 00:13:53,963 --> 00:13:55,443 and I was just about to pretend to flush 360 00:13:55,617 --> 00:13:57,227 when I heard the cult start talking about their plan 361 00:13:57,401 --> 00:13:59,882 to lure Flower to the bunker and push her into the dirt. 362 00:14:00,056 --> 00:14:01,884 -[gasps] -I can't believe this. 363 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,625 They're making secret revenge plans without me? 364 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,279 Oh, there's always another velvet rope 365 00:14:05,540 --> 00:14:06,846 behind the velvet rope. 366 00:14:07,107 --> 00:14:08,412 Pete is saying that Bruce has an evil plan 367 00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:09,805 to seek revenge on Flower. 368 00:14:10,066 --> 00:14:11,894 -What did Flower do? -PETE: Apparently, 369 00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,591 after she left the cult, she blabbed 370 00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:15,506 to some undercover cop at Woodstock 371 00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:17,030 about their whereabouts, 372 00:14:17,247 --> 00:14:18,422 and that's why they had to go into hiding. 373 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:20,120 So they blame Flower for their deaths. 374 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,600 So, Flower basically kill 20 people. 375 00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:23,863 That's pretty hot. 376 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,473 SAMANTHA: Flower told a cop 377 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:27,214 about the cult, which caused them to go into hiding, 378 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,737 and now they're gonna take her back to the bunker 379 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:29,956 and push her into the dirt. 380 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,566 Oh, no. 381 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,394 Although, if I recall, 382 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,352 the last time Flower was in mortal danger, 383 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,006 the ghosts kind of handled it on their own. 384 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:39,008 And I bet it was kind of empowering for them. 385 00:14:39,182 --> 00:14:40,401 We need to tell Flower! 386 00:14:40,575 --> 00:14:42,055 To the TV room to stop them. 387 00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:43,578 Yes, and to get to the bottom of 388 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,145 why they didn't include me in their plotting, 389 00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,538 -but mainly the stopping thing. -Oh! 390 00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,627 ALBERTA: What did you do to Patience? 391 00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:51,281 What are you talking about? 392 00:14:51,629 --> 00:14:53,109 She said she walked in on you hooking up with Barbara. 393 00:14:53,283 --> 00:14:55,503 What? No. I rejected Barbara. 394 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:57,374 It almost killed me, but I did it. 395 00:14:57,548 --> 00:14:59,289 Well, whatever happened, she seemed pretty upset. 396 00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:01,335 She said she never wants to talk to you again, 397 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:03,511 then she yelled her name three times and ran into the dirt. 398 00:15:03,685 --> 00:15:04,773 THORFINN: No! 399 00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:06,122 They're gone. 400 00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,863 Have you guys seen Flower or the cult? 401 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,647 I think they went back to the bunker. 402 00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,258 What? All of them? 403 00:15:11,432 --> 00:15:13,825 But how could they go without Male Number 51? 404 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,479 -That's me. -Oh, no, Jay, 405 00:15:15,653 --> 00:15:16,654 they went back to the bunker. 406 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,786 HETTY: Well, it's okay. 407 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,266 Patience can lead us there. 408 00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,485 Yeah, unfortunately, Patience is mad at Trevor, 409 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,052 so she went back into the dirt, 410 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:24,662 and it doesn't seem like she's gonna be coming back 411 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,882 -anytime soon. -Ah, a Puritan scorned. 412 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,492 If we don't get to bunker soon, 413 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,538 Flower will be lost to us forever. 414 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:33,062 But we don't know where the entrance to the bunker is. 415 00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,672 And I don't know how we're gonna find it. 416 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,544 That hasn't been opened in 60 years. 417 00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,894 It's probably completely grown over with grass. 418 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,592 Huh. If only there was someone with the right equipment 419 00:15:41,766 --> 00:15:44,030 and the know-how to find metal in the ground. 420 00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,857 Oh, wait. 421 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:48,121 Boop, boop. Boop! 422 00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:49,774 I think I found our guy. 423 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,472 How that work? 424 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:54,083 Jay, you know this means we'll miss our flight to Bimini? 425 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:55,911 With great power comes great responsibility. 426 00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,348 Our invisible hippie friend is in the ground 427 00:15:58,609 --> 00:16:00,046 and we're gonna go get her 428 00:16:00,350 --> 00:16:02,787 because my wife fell down some stairs five years ago. 429 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,877 Ooh, cool bunker. 430 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,575 Flower? 431 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:10,752 We have some unfortunate news we need to discuss with you. 432 00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:12,101 You're not actually here 433 00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,626 for a 60th anniversary cult orgy. 434 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,889 -Oh. -We've brought you here 435 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,457 to punish you for betraying us. 436 00:16:20,631 --> 00:16:21,632 What? 437 00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:23,330 We know that you ratted us out 438 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,158 to a cop at Woodstock. 439 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:28,204 I mean, I did talk about you guys, 440 00:16:28,378 --> 00:16:29,901 but I don't recall any cop. 441 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,860 And I was just saying all the nice things, 442 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,123 about the orgies and the drugs 443 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,082 and how smart you were with the tax evasion. 444 00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:37,474 Oh, wait. 445 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:39,346 Now I see. Okay. 446 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,087 -Sister Flower... -Hmm? 447 00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:43,915 ...for your betrayal, you are hereby sentenced 448 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,787 to an eternity in the dirt. 449 00:16:45,961 --> 00:16:48,181 -[gasps] -Husbands, your ban 450 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,879 on touching women is temporarily lifted. 451 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,054 Now push her through the wall. 452 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:53,273 No, no, no, no, no. Wait! 453 00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,492 -W-Wait! -[metal creaking] 454 00:16:56,232 --> 00:16:57,799 -What is that? -JAY: The GEK 3000 455 00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,931 to the rescue! 456 00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,673 Flower, we're here for you! 457 00:17:02,847 --> 00:17:04,588 -[Thorfinn shouts] -SAMANTHA: We made it in time. 458 00:17:04,848 --> 00:17:05,633 Flower's here. 459 00:17:05,894 --> 00:17:07,416 Back off, hippie scum. 460 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:09,115 Whoa, if we could get cable down here, 461 00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:11,334 this would be a literal man cave. 462 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:13,944 So was everyone told about the dirting? 463 00:17:14,119 --> 00:17:15,208 I'm not saying I support it, 464 00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,731 but as someone who famously 465 00:17:16,905 --> 00:17:18,646 got into the cult on the first try, 466 00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:20,821 I would have loved to have at least been looped in. 467 00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:21,866 SAMANTHA: Flower, 468 00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:22,824 let's get you out of here. 469 00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,694 Wait, I can't leave yet. 470 00:17:24,868 --> 00:17:26,958 I came here to expose Bruce as a fraud 471 00:17:27,133 --> 00:17:29,483 and free all of my old friends from his grasp. 472 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:31,659 What's this broad talking about? 473 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:35,706 Bruce preys on your desire for community and family. 474 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:39,232 But real families aren't bound by manipulation and control. 475 00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:42,670 Real families are bound together by love. 476 00:17:42,844 --> 00:17:44,150 She's crazy. 477 00:17:44,411 --> 00:17:46,065 And anyone who dares listen to her 478 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:48,067 will never again get a nibble 479 00:17:48,241 --> 00:17:49,633 of my carrot. 480 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,157 These guys could have left me here 481 00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:52,723 to get pushed into the dirt, but they didn't. 482 00:17:52,897 --> 00:17:55,857 Would Bruce do the same for any of you? 483 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:58,816 Oh! 484 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,124 I'm getting a new prophecy. [gasps] 485 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:05,649 The meteorite says a great betrayer 486 00:18:05,823 --> 00:18:07,956 will return to sow seeds of doubt. 487 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089 Hold on, that could be Flower. 488 00:18:10,263 --> 00:18:12,569 Interesting. Good point, Richard. 489 00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,354 PETE: Meteorite? What is he 490 00:18:14,528 --> 00:18:15,833 talking about? That is a hide-a-key. 491 00:18:16,007 --> 00:18:17,792 You know, one of those fake rock things 492 00:18:17,966 --> 00:18:19,794 that you put a spare key inside of. 493 00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:22,057 We had one outside for Jerry to-- 494 00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:23,493 Oh, damn it. 495 00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:25,887 Oh, no, no, no, no. This is from space. 496 00:18:26,061 --> 00:18:29,499 If that's on his ghost person, then the actual 497 00:18:29,673 --> 00:18:31,806 hide-a-key, which would prove that Bruce is a fraud, 498 00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:33,242 is on his dead body. 499 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,462 -Oh, no. -TED: All our dead bodies 500 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,290 are in the other room, through that door. 501 00:18:37,464 --> 00:18:38,639 The bodies are in that room, Jay. 502 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,467 Bruce died wearing a little satchel, 503 00:18:40,641 --> 00:18:42,686 so the hide-a-key is probably inside that. 504 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,124 Ugh. Fine. I'm on it. 505 00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:47,604 I should be sipping mai tais 506 00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,954 -in the Delta lounge. -This is ridiculous. 507 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,871 Why must the outside world intrude on our affairs? 508 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,917 JAY: Oh, my God, Sam. I'm gonna throw up. 509 00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:59,616 Why are they afraid of our happiness and secret knowledge? 510 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:01,052 JAY: Okay, 511 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:03,925 I got it, but I'm picking the next 50 movies 512 00:19:04,099 --> 00:19:05,753 for movie night. 513 00:19:05,927 --> 00:19:07,624 "Made in Taiwan." 514 00:19:09,017 --> 00:19:10,671 BRUCE: I believe Taiwan 515 00:19:10,845 --> 00:19:12,586 is actually the third moon of Saturn. 516 00:19:12,847 --> 00:19:13,848 Can it, Bruce. 517 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:16,677 Ha. And a Volkswagen key. 518 00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:19,201 Ooh. Yeah, that's hard to defend. 519 00:19:19,462 --> 00:19:22,073 Okay, well, sorry, folks. 520 00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:23,379 Cult's over. 521 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,642 Honestly, it's a bit of a weight off. 522 00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,035 My name's Jason, 523 00:19:27,296 --> 00:19:28,776 and, uh, I couldn't get a girlfriend. 524 00:19:28,950 --> 00:19:31,779 Jason to Bruce? Feels a bit lateral. 525 00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,433 You know we have to dirt you now, right? 526 00:19:33,694 --> 00:19:34,738 BRUCE: Ooh. 527 00:19:34,912 --> 00:19:36,436 I'd rather you didn't. 528 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:39,308 So that's a no? Okay. 529 00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,223 -No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! -Well, my work here is done. 530 00:19:41,397 --> 00:19:43,834 -Nice seeing everyone. -[yelling] 531 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,710 So you found the deceased and then waited a week 532 00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:51,755 to get in touch with my office? 533 00:19:51,929 --> 00:19:53,322 What's happening here? 534 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,715 Oh, Sam and Jay are trying to explain to the coroner 535 00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:55,846 why they went on vacation after 536 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,326 finding a pile of dead bodies. 537 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,328 -And how's that going? -JAY: Marvin, 538 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,721 are you familiar 539 00:20:00,895 --> 00:20:02,679 with the concept of "Island Time"? 540 00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,551 -Not well. -MARVIN: Look, you guys are 541 00:20:04,725 --> 00:20:06,814 my best customers by a wide margin, 542 00:20:06,988 --> 00:20:09,512 so I'm gonna let it slide this time. 543 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,471 It's not great that you're on these kind of terms 544 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,950 -with the coroner. -MARVIN: So, uh, 545 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:14,604 how was Bimini? 546 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,389 It was good. I mean, we had to take 547 00:20:16,563 --> 00:20:17,999 a later flight than everybody else, 548 00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:19,914 so we missed the whole first night. You know, 549 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:21,829 welcoming drinks and the opening ceremony 550 00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,396 for the scavenger hunt. 551 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,875 SAMANTHA: Yeah, there were a lot of inside jokes 552 00:20:25,049 --> 00:20:26,964 that we didn't get, so we were kind of 553 00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:28,052 playing catch-up the whole week. 554 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,620 Oh, yeah, that sounds tough. 555 00:20:30,881 --> 00:20:33,014 Well, I'm gonna start tagging the bodies. 556 00:20:33,188 --> 00:20:36,670 Well, at least you got to attend. 557 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:38,715 And it seems like you may be on the short list 558 00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,675 for Marvin's Christmas party this year. 559 00:20:46,636 --> 00:20:49,030 Captioning sponsored by CBS 560 00:20:49,204 --> 00:20:51,337 and TOYOTA. 561 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,383 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org