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SASAPPIS: What's going on here?
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Well, we are scouring photos
of Nancy's ancestral home
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in the hopes of finding
the portrait featuring
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the necklace that proves that
Nancy is the lost princess.
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ISAAC: And if we can prove that,
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Woodstone shall gain landmark status
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and be spared from demolition
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by the rapacious water
company Ever Creek.
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Man, how long was I watching
that caterpillar eat that leaf?
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[GASPS] Yep, those are my old digs.
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You see that window?
That was my bedroom,
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and that window was my second bedroom.
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[GASPS] And there's my cake room
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where I stored and ate my cakes.
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You lived in a castle filled
with cakes, and you ran away?
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Mistakes were made, Pete.
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Who told you to die
wearing those shorts, huh?
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Nobody's perfect.
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SAMANTHA: Damn it, no one
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will pick up the phone
at that damn castle.
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I don't understand, isn't it
like a tourist attraction now?
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Can't you book tours there?
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Well, the website says they
do tours, but it also says
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"Come celebrate the millennium with us,"
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so I'm not sure how
frequently they update it.
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Somebody must be working there.
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I mean, there's recent Yelp reviews.
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Dorothy M. raves about
the clean bathrooms.
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NANCY: Oh, now, that is a
welcome change from my day.
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All that cake had to go somewhere.
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Okay, so no one's picking up the phone.
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Samantha, have you
tried sending a telegram?
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Or why not a carrier pigeon?
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Over the Atlantic?
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You'd send that bird to a watery grave.
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SAMANTHA: I've sent several emails.
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- No one will write back.
- [SIGHS]
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Look, we have less than 72
hours to find that portrait
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of Fancy Nancy wearing that necklace.
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It sounds extreme, but I think
we may have to go to England.
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- I think you might be right.
- ISAAC: Oh,
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might be advantageous
to have Peter join.
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He's proven valuable
to have on trips before.
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Oh, let me, let me check my schedule.
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- Available.
- SAMANTHA: Great.
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- Pete's gonna join.
- A little Thanksgiving redo.
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[BRITISH ACCENT]: British style.
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♪ I'm Henry the Eighth, I am ♪
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♪ Henry the Eighth I am, I am. ♪
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♪
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Jay, we should leave for the airport!
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Okay, so, once again, an
elevator is called a lift,
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an apartment is a flat,
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and a cigarette...
now, this one's weird...
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Okay, Pete, I don't think that's going
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to come up a lot, but
thanks for your help.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- TREVOR: Hey, while you guys
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are over there, can you pop over
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and check in on my daughter?
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And by "check in,"
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I mean "keep any creepy French guys
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and their baguettes away from her,"
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if you know what I mean.
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[LAUGHS] Thor get innuendo big-time.
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SAMANTHA: I suppose, once
we have the proof we need,
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we could pop to "Paree"
for a quick visite.
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Ooh, no can do, Sammy.
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I mean, Europe's no hop, skip.
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I-I don't want to press my
luck with my ghost powers.
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I can't make a bunch of
side trips while we're there,
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or else my baguette
will start to disappear.
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Once again, Thor grasp.
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This guy, keeping up.
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ALBERTA: Plus we got a big day
coming up when Pete returns...
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the one-year anniversary
of when we started dating.
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Our first non-facepalm kiss.
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It's a good lesson for
the kids out there...
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if you try to kiss someone and
they resist, just keep trying.
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I'm not sure that's the takeaway.
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- [PHONE BUZZING, RINGING]
- Huh.
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Paula?
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Ooh, the Hollywood
producer? Get it, Sam.
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Hello.
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What the hell? Did you call me?
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No, uh, I think you called me.
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- This is a hot start.
- I was trying to copy your email.
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They put the damn video button so close.
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Why do they do that?
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Anyway, I have news.
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It's about your movie
script Polar Opposites.
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Oh, if I had known
this was a video call,
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I would have encouraged
a wardrobe change,
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but you're doing great.
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I showed it to the
studio, they loved it.
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Oh, my God, really?
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Ooh, does that mean
they're going to buy it?
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Hey, Paula, I just got here.
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Hey, Jay.
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No, they're not buying it yet,
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but they want to
continue the conversation.
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Oh, we gonna be so rich.
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Aquarium wall, here we come.
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The studio wants a franchise.
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I won't bore you with the details,
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but basically, they want to
know what the next two films
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in the P.O. trilogy are going to be.
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I can start putting together some ideas.
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Uh, but can it wait till next week?
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I've got sort of a big couple of days.
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No, we need to get on
a Zoom this weekend.
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There was an incident on
the set of Christmas in Cabo.
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Turns out, Mario Lopez
does not work with dolphins.
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Anyway, they're looking to fast-track
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its replacement, so
can you do it or not?
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Don't worry about England, babe.
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I'll go. You got this.
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- I'll get to noodling, Paula.
- Great.
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Thanks, Sam.
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All right, Pete, looks
like it's you and me, buddy.
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Let's ride.
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- How's this going to work?
- ALBERTA: Didn't Jay almost
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kill Pete on a trip to the market?
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We'll call Kyle.
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TOUR GUIDE: Now, if you'll follow me,
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I'll give you a tour of the dungeon.
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Hey, hang back a sec.
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Man, what a tour.
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I can't believe I didn't
know the difference
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between a longsword and a broadsword.
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I mean, it's negligible but interesting.
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Have you seen Nancy's painting?
'Cause I'm starting to realize
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I don't know what she
looks like. [CHUCKLES]
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- Kyle, focus.
- [SNAPS FINGERS]
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Oh, sorry, I just flew to
England at the drop of a hat
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to help you, so excuse me if I
need to move a teeth cleaning.
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Look at this suit of armor.
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How you doing there, tin can?
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KNIGHT: Not so great, to be honest.
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- Oh.
- I've got this very specific itch
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that I haven't been able to
scratch for 600 years now.
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Whoa, Jay, there's a
suit of armor ghost.
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Seriously? That is so damn cool.
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[MUTTERS] How did he die?
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Was it jousting or,
like, fighting a dragon?
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Sadly, no.
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As soon as I got all this stuff on,
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I was leaning over to scratch me bum,
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lost me balance, and...
fell down the stairs.
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It was a noble death.
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Hey, guys, um, here in England
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we all like to stick together on a tour,
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so if you could kindly follow. Yeah?
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- Yeah, that would be brill.
- JAY: You know, we were
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kinda interested in
seeing some old portraits.
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Would that be part of the tour?
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Oh, sorry.
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There was a big fire in the '70s.
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The lady of the house left an
unattended crumpet in the toaster.
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All the tapestries and
portraiture were lost.
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Anyway, please follow me to the dungeon.
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Uh, actually, I think we were
just here to see the paintings,
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so we're probably going to head out.
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Suit yourself,
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but for five quid, you can
take your picture on the rack.
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I mean, the painting thing
is obviously a setback,
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but take it from a guy who's been
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to his share of Ren faires...
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you're not gonna find a
better rack price than that.
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JAY: We need that Nancy painting.
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This is a disaster.
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What are we going to do?
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I think there's a gift shop.
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Maybe they sell a book with a picture
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of Princess Adeline's portrait.
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I also wouldn't say no to
smelling a bag of prawn crisps.
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You're looking for
Princess Adeline's portrait?
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Yeah, we actually know her.
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She goes by Nancy now and
she's dressed in a potato sack.
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Oh, I would kill to have
died in a potato sack.
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Oh, I bet she's just able
to itch everywhere, huh?
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Yeah, and she does.
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What, is the suit of
armor saying something?
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Can you ask him how he went
to the bathroom in that thing?
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Was it a complete removal,
or is there a little latch?
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I know the portrait you speak of.
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He's saying he remembers the portrait.
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Uh, is she wearing this necklace in it?
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Yes, yes, that very one,
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but despite what the tour guide said,
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it was not destroyed in the
Great Crumpet Fire of 1973.
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That's because a few years
before the dread event,
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it was donated to the
Museum of England in London.
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He's saying it didn't
burn, it's in a museum now.
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- Amazing.
- PETE: All right, let's go take
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that picture on that rack
and then we can get going.
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You don't even show up in pictures.
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Yeah, but I'll know I was there.
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FLOWER: Hey, guys.
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What's going on?
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Sam's waiting to see how
the studio liked her pitch
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for what a Polar Opposites
trilogy might look like.
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- Ah.
- She have high hopes
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even though things generally
not work out for her.
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Honestly, is kind of sad.
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You got this.
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PAULA: Well, I've got good news.
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You killed that pitch, Sam.
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- [LAUGHS]
- Yes.
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Really, they like it?
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- That's amazing.
- They have a few thoughts,
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but nothing that's going
to be that hard to execute.
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This is all great to hear, Paula.
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We'll ideate and then talk next steps.
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And I've got more good news.
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Have you ever heard
of Aline Brosh McKenna?
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She wrote a little movie
called Devil Wears Prada?
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Thor love that movie! [LAUGHS]
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It's inspiring story of
Anne Hathaway overcoming
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boring boyfriend who
only talk about Jarlsberg.
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SAMANTHA: Yeah, I love that movie.
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- What about Aline?
- Well,
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we're in talks to
have her do the rewrite
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and hopefully the sequels.
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I'm confused.
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You want someone else to write my movie?
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What are you doing?
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Is Thor's impression of Dragon Lady
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when she not like dress
from James Holt collection.
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Look, this is a win.
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They still want to buy your movie.
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I don't know, I need to think about it.
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Okay, but if you're not okay
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with us bringing someone else in,
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this whole thing could go away.
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Thank you, Paula, I'll be in touch.
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Yeah, we're going to huddle on our end,
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and we'll ping you back by EOD tomorrow.
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Hey, sorry to bother you.
We're looking for a painting
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that we didn't see on
display in the museum.
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Give me a second.
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I'm reeling in a big
fish on a dating app.
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She's a bit older, still fit.
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Sure, good luck with her.
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You know, they should
really slap a content warning
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on that antiquities wing.
247
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Some of the scenes
depicted on those urns...
248
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I mean, what was that
swan doing to that lady?
249
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[PHONE RINGING]
250
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[SIGHS DEEPLY]
251
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Archives.
252
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Peter.
253
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Oh, my God, Amunhotep.
254
00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:10,245
I think Pete ran into one
of his friends... Amunhotep.
255
00:09:10,375 --> 00:09:12,421
Mummy ghost, nice.
256
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,902
Uh, he tried to destroy
my squash with locusts,
257
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but we're cool now.
258
00:09:16,686 --> 00:09:18,775
- What are you doing here?
- My mummified remains are part
259
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of a touring exhibit... kind
of the centerpiece, actually.
260
00:09:22,344 --> 00:09:24,694
It must be difficult being
separated from your wife again,
261
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so soon after being reunited.
262
00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,307
It is not the worst thing
to get a little space.
263
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When you are apart from
someone for three millennia,
264
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you tend to focus on
their good qualities
265
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and forget how much
they talk about cats.
266
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Ah.
267
00:09:37,315 --> 00:09:39,361
Hey, uh, sorry, we're looking
268
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for a portrait of Princess
Adeline Marie Dunham of Bedford,
269
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and it would have been
donated in the early '70s.
270
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Adeline Marie Dunham of Bedford.
271
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Ah, yes.
272
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I'm seeing the donation,
but the whole collection
273
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was thrown into archives without
being digitized or cataloged.
274
00:10:00,077 --> 00:10:01,383
Could be anywhere back there.
275
00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,732
Can we go in there and look?
276
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Of course.
277
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We love letting strangers go back there
278
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and root around our priceless treasures.
279
00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,609
I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic,
280
00:10:09,696 --> 00:10:10,958
although it is hard to tell.
281
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,829
They are dry here.
282
00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,439
Peter, what if we were
to enter the archives
283
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and take a look ourselves?
284
00:10:15,702 --> 00:10:16,964
Oh, that's true, we're ghosts.
285
00:10:17,094 --> 00:10:18,094
This shouldn't be too hard.
286
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Back in a jiff.
287
00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:26,538
[PETE GASPS]
288
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Oh, golly.
289
00:10:28,453 --> 00:10:29,803
This is like the end of Raiders.
290
00:10:29,933 --> 00:10:31,805
What is Raiders?
291
00:10:31,935 --> 00:10:34,459
Oh, it's about this really cool
guy who goes to ancient Egypt
292
00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:37,941
to steal a bunch of
priceless antiquities and...
293
00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:39,290
You know what?
294
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:40,727
It's, uh, it's not that good, actually.
295
00:10:40,857 --> 00:10:42,554
Didn't really care for it.
296
00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,780
Okay, we are running out of
time to find this painting.
297
00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,086
And you remember what
Nancy looks like, right?
298
00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:54,218
Yes, I met her at
Woodstone on Halloween.
299
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:57,091
She propositioned me while
wearing a potato sack.
300
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,309
That's our girl.
301
00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,877
All right, why don't you
take the crates on the right?
302
00:11:01,051 --> 00:11:02,400
I will take the ones on the left.
303
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,707
Peter, what's wrong with your hand?
304
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:08,493
Oh, that's not good.
305
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:11,801
I start to disappear when I'm
away too long from Woodstone.
306
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:14,021
I re-form when I get
back on the property.
307
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,892
Well, what happens if you
don't make it back in time?
308
00:11:16,023 --> 00:11:18,242
I... actually don't know.
309
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,679
Peter, perhaps you should leave now.
310
00:11:19,853 --> 00:11:21,550
No, this is too important.
311
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,552
I'll be okay, I have enough time.
312
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,685
Please don't mention anything
to the Livings about this.
313
00:11:25,815 --> 00:11:28,078
Jay's dealing with enough already.
314
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,819
Yeah, let's do this.
315
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,343
Okay.
316
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:35,172
Nope, just more Greek smut.
317
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,913
How did they invent democracy
318
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,567
when they were carrying on like that?
319
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,091
I mean, where did they find the time?
320
00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,181
So, what do you guys think I should do?
321
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,575
You got to tell those movie
people to take a hike, Sam.
322
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,838
Agreed. You cannot give in.
323
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,927
Be like if Andy not return to work
324
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:54,061
after makeover montage with Tucci.
325
00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:57,325
Let me tell you the story
about Mr. Sylvester Stallone.
326
00:11:57,455 --> 00:11:58,718
Did you know, when he was trying
327
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,458
to sell the screenplay for Rocky,
328
00:12:00,589 --> 00:12:03,723
that they only wanted it
if he didn't play Rocky?
329
00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:07,030
- Is that true?
- But he stuck to his guns,
330
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,294
and in the end it was him
punching beef in that freezer,
331
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,993
it was him going 15
rounds with the champ,
332
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,169
it was him falling in love with that...
333
00:12:15,299 --> 00:12:17,780
actually, frankly... very
weird girl from the pet store.
334
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,869
Trevor's right, Samantha.
335
00:12:20,043 --> 00:12:23,090
All of us ghosts carry
regrets with us...
336
00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:27,094
those shots we did not take,
those rails we did not snort.
337
00:12:27,224 --> 00:12:29,009
- Amen.
- You know, I used to think
338
00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:32,273
that this house and all the
things in it were what mattered,
339
00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:36,756
but now that it might
be taken away from me,
340
00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:40,281
I realize that you,
Samantha, are my true legacy.
341
00:12:40,411 --> 00:12:42,718
You never know what life will bring,
342
00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:44,111
so you need to seize the opportunities
343
00:12:44,198 --> 00:12:46,200
- when they present themselves.
- ISAAC: Agreed.
344
00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:48,419
Many people said I didn't
have what it took to pull off
345
00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,118
a strategic surrender
at Fort Ticonderoga,
346
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,989
but I didn't give up.
347
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,817
Isn't a surrender literally giving up?
348
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,776
Yes, but with honor
349
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,516
and having secured enough horsemeat
350
00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,128
for all my men, which
was a huge morale boost,
351
00:13:01,258 --> 00:13:03,130
although not for the men in the cavalry.
352
00:13:03,304 --> 00:13:05,393
[CHUCKLING]: That was sort of
a nightmare scenario for them.
353
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,003
I think what Isaac's trying to say is,
354
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:08,657
this is your moment, Sam.
355
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,921
Yeah, you only regret
the bears you didn't hug.
356
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,531
Wait, no.
357
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,229
Yeah... wait.
358
00:13:15,359 --> 00:13:16,359
SAMANTHA: You guys are right.
359
00:13:16,447 --> 00:13:18,014
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
360
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:21,148
I know it's a risk, but
I got to stand my ground.
361
00:13:21,235 --> 00:13:22,366
[CHEERING]
362
00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:23,585
THORFINN: This like moment
363
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,674
when Andy return from desk,
364
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,981
successfully wearing Chanel boots.
365
00:13:28,068 --> 00:13:29,721
Triumphant!
366
00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,854
You are one weird damn Viking.
367
00:13:31,985 --> 00:13:33,551
JAY: Okay, Winston, this text is
368
00:13:33,682 --> 00:13:35,162
not bad, but you're
gonna want to pull it back
369
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,816
with all the exclamation points.
370
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,034
Way too thirsty.
371
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:39,731
But I am thirsty.
372
00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:41,733
Still, maybe throw some typos in there
373
00:13:41,908 --> 00:13:44,606
so you look like a busy, happening guy.
374
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,608
"Busy, happening guy"?
375
00:13:46,695 --> 00:13:48,610
I do not have a lot of game.
376
00:13:48,740 --> 00:13:50,873
We found the painting.
Nancy wearing the necklace.
377
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:53,484
Aisle 37, box nine.
378
00:13:53,615 --> 00:13:57,184
- [PHONE RINGING]
- [SIGHS DEEPLY]
379
00:13:57,271 --> 00:13:58,446
Archives.
380
00:13:58,576 --> 00:13:59,751
They found the painting.
381
00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:01,318
Great, but we still
need a picture of it.
382
00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:02,624
We got to distract this guy
383
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,191
so that we can get into the archives
384
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:06,497
and take a photo of that
painting to send back to Sam.
385
00:14:06,628 --> 00:14:08,195
Right, but how?
386
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,719
Kyle could engage him in
some short-form improv,
387
00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:12,068
or Jay could fake a heart attack,
388
00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:13,940
or there's always the
tried-and-true pointing
389
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:15,332
and saying, "Hey,
what's that over there?"
390
00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:16,551
Pete has some ideas.
391
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,292
They're not great, though.
392
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:19,946
AMUNHOTEP: What if I use
my ghost power to summon
393
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:22,035
a swarm of locusts to
descend upon the museum,
394
00:14:22,165 --> 00:14:23,993
distracting him away from his post?
395
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:27,997
Yes, and then Pete and
I can slip in undetected.
396
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:30,652
Uh, the mummy is going to do locusts.
397
00:14:30,782 --> 00:14:32,219
Oh, hell yeah.
398
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:34,438
[PANTING]
399
00:14:34,612 --> 00:14:35,875
[WIND WHOOSHING]
400
00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:38,921
[THUNDER CRACKING]
401
00:14:40,662 --> 00:14:42,490
Yeah.
402
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:45,493
I'm gonna have to put
you on a brief hold.
403
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,107
- What the hell is that?
- [LOCUSTS BUZZING]
404
00:14:51,238 --> 00:14:54,110
And I may not have written
several beloved films yet,
405
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:56,939
but I know that there
is greatness within me.
406
00:14:57,113 --> 00:14:59,289
I just need the chance.
407
00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:01,726
You know what? You got balls, kid.
408
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,467
Okay, and from her tone,
409
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:06,383
I'm thinking the testicle
statement is one in our favor?
410
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,733
What the hell? The job is yours.
411
00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:10,997
- [CHEERING]
- What, really?
412
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:14,261
Congratulations on selling
your first screenplay.
413
00:15:14,348 --> 00:15:16,002
And don't screw up the trilogy.
414
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:18,569
Oh, my God, thank you,
Paula, I won't let you down.
415
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,700
Yeah, this is great news.
416
00:15:19,744 --> 00:15:21,094
Send the paperwork over,
417
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,878
and we'll have our people
hash out the details.
418
00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:25,098
- [PHONE CHIMES]
- Ooh, it's a text from Jay.
419
00:15:26,534 --> 00:15:29,363
- They found the painting.
- [GASPS] Uh, I got to go, Paula.
420
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,973
Oh, interesting.
421
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:32,801
Big shot now, huh?
422
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:36,457
That's fine, I've got
stuff to do, too, you know.
423
00:15:36,587 --> 00:15:38,111
[LAUGHTER]
424
00:15:38,241 --> 00:15:39,590
HETTY: Ah, look at
that, the little troll's
425
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,810
- really a princess.
- [CHUCKLES]
426
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,248
Thank you for coming
out on such short notice.
427
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,598
We are right up against the
deadline with Ever Creek.
428
00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,383
It's no problem at all. [CHUCKLES]
429
00:15:49,470 --> 00:15:51,341
I have a lot of free time
since my wife started sleeping
430
00:15:51,428 --> 00:15:53,126
with Matthew, her Pilates instructor.
431
00:15:53,213 --> 00:15:56,259
I'm not gonna lie,
I'm worried about Joe.
432
00:15:56,390 --> 00:15:58,000
So, what do you think of the painting?
433
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,784
Deft redirect, nicely done.
434
00:15:59,871 --> 00:16:00,960
I think you're going to be very pleased.
435
00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,787
This painting is conclusive evidence
436
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,833
this necklace belonged
to Princess Adeline.
437
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,443
- Yes!
- So you're saying
438
00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,619
that you now believe that
she died here at Woodstone?
439
00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,231
'Cause Stuart gave me poop water.
440
00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,972
Indeed I am.
441
00:16:13,059 --> 00:16:16,540
I hereby declare your property
is a historic landmark,
442
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,587
and as such it is
immune to redevelopment.
443
00:16:19,674 --> 00:16:20,980
HETTY: Oh, thank God.
444
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,634
My life's work, my true legacy is saved.
445
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:25,636
Wait, what about all that business
446
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:26,898
about Sam being your true legacy?
447
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,204
I was coping.
448
00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:31,381
I mean, she's great, I guess, also,
449
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,732
but thank God, my house has been spared.
450
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:38,388
Long live this shrine to my greatness!
451
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,782
So now what? Do you,
like, stamp something or...
452
00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:42,436
How do we make it official?
453
00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:45,700
Oh, I just have to go back to
my office and fill out a form.
454
00:16:45,830 --> 00:16:49,138
Uh, but that won't be a problem,
seeing as I sleep there now.
455
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,575
Oh, come on, Sam, one
follow-up question.
456
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,274
The man's just looking for a
tiny bit of human connection.
457
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:58,800
Well... thank you, take care.
458
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,760
THORFINN: Oof.
459
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,894
She colder than the ice off
the coast of Honningsvåg.
460
00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:09,289
- It very cold place.
- Ah.
461
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,117
So, yeah, he just looked
462
00:17:11,290 --> 00:17:12,857
at the picture you guys
sent and said we were good.
463
00:17:12,988 --> 00:17:15,034
So now Ever Creek
464
00:17:15,164 --> 00:17:16,644
can't demolish the mansion.
465
00:17:16,773 --> 00:17:18,340
This is great news.
466
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,820
Uh, less important but
still worth sharing...
467
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,605
the archivist texted me.
468
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:24,739
Him and Linda are at
the pub, hitting it off.
469
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,567
What does that mean?
470
00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,395
That means your man's texting
game is still on point.
471
00:17:28,482 --> 00:17:30,614
Not something a wife loves to hear.
472
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,486
Oh, uh, tell Pete I
can't wait to see him.
473
00:17:32,616 --> 00:17:34,618
SAMANTHA: Alberta says
she can't wait to see Pete.
474
00:17:35,663 --> 00:17:37,926
Just tell her I can't
wait to see her, too,
475
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:39,319
and don't mention my arms.
476
00:17:39,449 --> 00:17:41,625
I don't want anyone to worry.
477
00:17:41,756 --> 00:17:42,887
[STAMMERS, SIGHS]
478
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:45,673
He says he can't wait to see her, too.
479
00:17:45,803 --> 00:17:47,936
And more big news.
480
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,938
Polar Oppositessold.
481
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,201
Oh, my God, babe, that's awesome.
482
00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,116
The studio loved the
pitch for the trilogy,
483
00:17:54,247 --> 00:17:55,987
and Paula wants me to write it.
484
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:57,118
"Wants" is a little strong.
485
00:17:57,206 --> 00:17:58,468
I'd say "settled for" is more accurate.
486
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,384
But still a win.
487
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,038
- This is incredible.
- SAMANTHA: The thing is,
488
00:18:03,169 --> 00:18:04,169
I'd probably have to be out of town
489
00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:05,736
for a little bit for the shoot.
490
00:18:05,867 --> 00:18:06,955
How do you feel about that?
491
00:18:07,129 --> 00:18:08,042
JAY: Um, yeah, it'll be hard,
492
00:18:08,043 --> 00:18:09,784
but, babe, this is your dream.
493
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:10,914
We'll make it work.
494
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,787
Yes. Yes, it'll be very hard.
495
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:15,746
Hey, what about Kyle as a
ghost sitter while you're gone?
496
00:18:15,877 --> 00:18:17,313
Oh, my God, that would be amazing.
497
00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,444
Kyle is the best.
498
00:18:18,488 --> 00:18:21,230
[CHANTING]: Kyle. Kyle.
499
00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,189
Kyle!
500
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,583
It'll probably be pretty hard
for the ghosts, too, I imagine.
501
00:18:26,714 --> 00:18:28,281
Yeah, they're pretty upset.
502
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:31,153
[CHANTING]: Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!
503
00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:33,938
Hey, uh, what if Kyle came
and stayed for a while?
504
00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,115
Oh, that's an interesting idea.
505
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,813
Hey, I might actually
have something to do.
506
00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:39,901
Do you?
507
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:43,339
Well, I mean, no, but I could have.
508
00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:49,824
SAMANTHA: Okay, thanks very much.
509
00:18:49,954 --> 00:18:51,304
Great news.
510
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:52,653
They're letting you return that sweater?
511
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,742
No, that was Ever Creek.
512
00:18:54,872 --> 00:18:56,657
Since they can no longer use
Woodstone as a data center,
513
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,485
they're selling it back
to us at a reduced rate
514
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:01,140
and they're calling the
property "essentially useless."
515
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:03,707
- Yay! And how dare they?
- THORFINN: So,
516
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:05,187
can you afford to buy back
517
00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:06,841
seeing how as you are famously poor?
518
00:19:06,971 --> 00:19:09,931
SAMANTHA: Well, I happen
to have an ace up my sleeve.
519
00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,150
Finally selling those feet pics.
520
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,021
- Good for you.
- No, I'm talking
521
00:19:13,072 --> 00:19:15,291
about the payment I'm
getting for Polar Opposites.
522
00:19:15,422 --> 00:19:16,814
Hope there'll be a little left over
523
00:19:16,945 --> 00:19:18,686
for that movie theater-style
popcorn machine.
524
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,035
Oh, uh, yes.
525
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:22,429
That is next on my to-do list.
526
00:19:22,603 --> 00:19:23,908
It's just that it was
sort of the centerpiece
527
00:19:24,039 --> 00:19:25,301
of my whole acceptance speech
528
00:19:25,388 --> 00:19:27,129
when I became ghost representative,
529
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,784
and if you make me look like a
fool, I'm going to destroy you.
530
00:19:29,871 --> 00:19:31,351
Also, congrats on the movie.
531
00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:33,645
- That's so great.
- ALBERTA: Sam, have you heard from Jay?
532
00:19:33,646 --> 00:19:34,441
They're supposed to be back by now.
533
00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:36,225
I know their flight
was delayed taking off
534
00:19:36,312 --> 00:19:39,576
due to a swarm of locusts
in the London area.
535
00:19:39,663 --> 00:19:42,275
Amunhotep... he gives with one
hand and takes with the other.
536
00:19:42,405 --> 00:19:44,103
I hope Pete's okay. This
is really pushing it.
537
00:19:44,190 --> 00:19:46,801
They landed 40 minutes ago.
They'll be back any second.
538
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:48,846
He's going to be fine, Bertie.
539
00:19:48,933 --> 00:19:51,806
Pete. H-How's he doing?
540
00:19:51,936 --> 00:19:53,112
KYLE: Uh,
541
00:19:53,242 --> 00:19:54,765
it's going to be close, Jay.
542
00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,767
Hang in there, buddy,
we're going to get you home.
543
00:19:56,941 --> 00:20:00,510
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
544
00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:03,992
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known. ♪
545
00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:06,560
I sing Whitesnake when I'm nervous.
546
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:08,823
It started when I was nervous
at a Whitesnake concert.
547
00:20:08,910 --> 00:20:12,087
Lot of people close together,
and those bathroom lines...
548
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:13,871
Yeah, those are tough.
549
00:20:14,002 --> 00:20:16,352
Let's-let's get home fast, okay, Jay?
550
00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,049
We're going to get you there, Pete.
551
00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:19,355
We're only a few minutes away.
552
00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:23,185
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
553
00:20:23,316 --> 00:20:26,536
♪ Goin' down the only
road I've ever known ♪
554
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:31,150
♪ Like a drifter, I was
born to walk alone. ♪
555
00:20:31,976 --> 00:20:33,152
Pete?
556
00:20:34,196 --> 00:20:35,850
Oh, no, Pete.
557
00:20:36,024 --> 00:20:37,765
- What?
- He's gone.
558
00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:47,500
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