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[laughter]HETTY:
It was spectacular.

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Hey, guys,
what's going on?

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Oh, Samantha just showed
us the musical Hamilton.

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Oh, how was it?

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It was a triumph.An inspiration.

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The pinnacle
of human achievement.

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It was fine.

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[doorbell rings]

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Hello.

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Hello. Uh, do you
have a moment?

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Uh, sure. Come in.

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Oh.FLOWER: Oh, hey,

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it's those neighbor people.

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[door closes]The Farnsbys.

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We just wanted to come by
and drop off a tin

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of Margaret's
award-winning lemon bars.

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MARGARET:
And offer you our sincerest

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congratulations
on the imminent opening

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of your bed and breakfast.

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Oh, that's
so nice of you.

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Slightly out
of character.

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So, you're really going
through with it, then?
Yep.

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As I told you when you
came over for dinner

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and tried to extort us...

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[laughing]:
So sorry about that.

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...we're opening up the B and B,

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and that's just
all there is to it.

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Well, then, you have
left us no choice.

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We are sorry, but we would
like to purchase your house.

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[gasps]Wait, what?

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We'll pay
a fair price.

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We just don't want to deal
with the headache

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of living next door
to a B and B.

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I mean, the traffic,
the noise.

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The middle class trudging past
in their Volvos.

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They are hard to root for.JAY: I'm sorry,

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but no. Our first guests
are arriving in a few days,

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so you're just gonna
have to get used to it.

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Well, then
this isn't over.

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You have incurred
the wrath of the Farnsbys.

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Enjoy those
lemon bars.

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Sam!

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♪

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Screw those rich people.

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We're not selling.
Who do they think they are?

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Yeah, with their fancy cars
and their pickleball courts.

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[chuckles] Babe, let-let's
not drag pickleball into this.

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I mean, I've actually gotten
pretty into it lately.

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What? Since when?
Hey, guys.

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Hey.
Oh, I played
a couple games with Mark.

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We're pickle bros.

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Again, that term
is not catching on, Jay,

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but, yeah,
this guy's good.

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What's not good
is the termites

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I just found
in your basement.

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Oh, hate the news,
love the segue.

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Yeah, that was some
pretty nice wordplay.

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Come on,
I'll show you guys.

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Ugh, it's just
one thing after another

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with this house,
right?

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Seriously, it's like
we're cursed.

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Oh, boy. This is not good.What's the big deal?

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They'll just
spray or tent.

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I mean, it's not gonna be
a pleasant few days,

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but we literally can't die,
so there's that.

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No, Jay is right,
they are cursed.

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I know because

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I cursed them myself.What are you talking about?

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THORFINN:
When they first move in here,

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we tried
haunting them out,

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and haunting fail,
so to prevent

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the B and B from opening,

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I place Norse curse
on them.

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Sure, makes sense.

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Then bad things
start to happen.

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Sam falls down the stairs,

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and the curse makes me
light the gazebo on fire.

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Now, the opening
approaches,

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the curse only grows
stronger.

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Come on. Curses
aren't real, right?

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We're stuck in
an endless purgatory.

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We saw a guy go down on us
a couple weeks ago.

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And curses is where
you draw the line?

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Okay.Those are some valid arguments.

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Thor, you got to go
tell Sam about this.

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It's pointless.

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Curse cannot be erased.

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Plus, if we tell Sam,

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she might take TV away.

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You see that blistering
in the wood?

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Termites.

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Unfortunately.

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Yup. Termites love oak.

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Actually,
I think that's pine.

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Pine? Are you some kind
of idiot, Stuart?

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Look at the grain.

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Is this something that needs

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to be taken care of right away?

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It's just, our first guests
arrive in a couple days.

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You don't need to tent today,

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but I wouldn't put this off
for too much longer.

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Hey, how's my boy Pete
doing, huh?

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Hello.

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Oh, okay, I get it.

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You're too good to talk
to a cholera ghost.

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Well, la dee dah.

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So...

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have there been any updates
on the Nigel front?

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No, no.

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No, sadly.

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Ever since our
awkward conversation

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where he tried
to take things in a more

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romantic direction, and I...

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Responded by running away
through a wall, mm-hmm.

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Yes, ever since that,

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we haven't spoken.

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I think
he's avoiding me.

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I probably blew it.

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Don't think
like that, Isaac.

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You're letting fear lead you.
You need to go for

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what you want.
You only have one afterlife.

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Do not sacrifice
your shot.

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Please tell me you're not
quoting that musical Hamilton.

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Incorrectly,
I might add.

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I am, and
I am deeply sorry,

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but it was just
so inspirational.

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[sighs] Oh, God. I wish Sam
never had shown us that.

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But you're right.

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I have. I have spent
the last two centuries

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letting fear rule me.

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It must come
to a stop.

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I'm gonna go tell Nigel
how I feel.

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[exhales]

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This is a very important
moment, Isaac.

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I'm honored to be here
bearing witness to it.

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In the room where
things are happening.

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Oh, my God. Please.I'm sorry.

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No, just stop.I will. I'll try.

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So catchy. [chuckles]

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JAY:
You're not gonna believe this,

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but Josh and Leeanne
just canceled.

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Our guests? Really?

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Oh, it gets
so much worse.

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They say they found
another B and B that is nearby,

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that is much nicer and cheaper

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and has a pickleball court.

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The Farnsbys.

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That's right. We turned down
their buyout offer,

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so they opened a rival B and B
to drive us out of business.

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They're sociopaths.

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They're calling it
The Farnsby & B.

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[laughing] The Farnsby & B.

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That's a clever name.

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But also awful of them to do.

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But, geez, pretty darn clever.

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HENRY:
Welcome to The Farnsby & B.

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We are just
returning your tin.

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Thank you for
the lemon bars.

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Do you have time
for a quick word?

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We're a little busy.

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We are hosting the most lovely
couple from Erie, P.A.

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Josh and Leeanne.

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I believe you may have
heard of them.

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Come on, man.
What are you doing?

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This is crazy.

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If your point is, it's annoying
to have a bustling business

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in your backyard,
then yes, we empathize.

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Although, if you like,
my offer still stands.

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We are not selling you
our place.

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Well, then, game on.

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And this is a game
you cannot win

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because we don't need
to make money.

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We can beat your prices

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and bleed you dry.

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Holy Toledo,
you can see me?

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HENRY:
And without an income,

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how long can you two
really hold out?

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Because we can do this
a long time.

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We are loving this Newhartlife.

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[Margaret sighs]

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Oh, hello. Henry, Josh
needs the Wi-Fi password.

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Again? This is
the fourth time.

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I mean, no problem.
I live for helping my guests.

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JOSH: Hey,
I think the batteries

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in the TV remote
are dead.

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Well, then go outside.
It's lovely.

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I mean, one minute,
dear customer.

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You two can see
yourselves out.

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Hey.

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Did the actor from
Bedtime for Bonzo

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really become president
in the '80s?

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I'm sorry, we have to go.

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Wait a minute,
who are you talking to?

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Do they have
ghosts, too?

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So creepy.

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What? I'm just referring
to the situation,

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not you
in particular,

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whoever you are.

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Uh, very sorry for
your loss of yourself.

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Knock, knock.
Anybody home?

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Oh, Jenkins.

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I'm sorry, I was
looking for Nigel.

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Oh, you haven't heard.

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Heard what?
I'm...

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sorry to have
to tell you this, as I know

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the two of you
have grown quite close,

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but Nigel...

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is no longer with us.

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You mean...

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He got sucked off.

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Hey, ghosts,
we're home.

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Hey, team.

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Oh, man.

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I wish they'd stop
walking over that.

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Yeah, that pine's
not looking good.

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Oh, again
with the pine?

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Are you trying
to piss me off, Stuart?

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Look, I'm not an expert--
No!

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The only thing
you're an expert at

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is giving people cholera!

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Welp, just got an email
from the Millers.

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They're canceling for next week.

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THORFINN:
Oh, boy.

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You got to tell them
about it, Thor.

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Any guesses on where
they're booked now?

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I'm gonna go with Farnsby & B.

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[laughs] It's like the B and B,
but with their name.

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I don't get it.

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[groans]
Sam.

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I have something
to tell you.

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Long time ago,
when you first move in,

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uh, I may have

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put a curse on you and Jay.

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Excuse me?
Yeah.

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It was to prevent you from ever
opening up a bed and breakfast.

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[scoffs] Okay, small update.

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Thor apparently placed
a Norse curse on us

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to stop us
from opening the B and B.

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Are you serious?

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Okay, I'm gonna jump on
the skeptic side here.

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I don't think
Thor's curses work.

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Of course, anything's possible.

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Okay, so assuming
the curse is even real--

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Whoa, whoa, babe, a little
bit more definitive, please.

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Hey, Norse gods,
just to be clear,

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we believe you
have powers, so...

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love and respect.

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Yeah, you never want to poke
a curse-- just makes it angry.

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Fine. Thor?

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[sighs] How do we even
break the curse?

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There is one way.

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But it involves boiling
ingredients in cauldron.

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And ingredients
impossible to come by.

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Requires sailing
to distant lands to procure.

255
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Thor's saying
we'd have to travel

256
00:09:13,074 --> 00:09:14,771
to distant lands
to get stuff.

257
00:09:14,815 --> 00:09:16,904
So what would we need to get?

258
00:09:16,947 --> 00:09:18,296
Hesitant to even say.

259
00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,776
That is how futile

260
00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,430
this knowledgewill be.

261
00:09:24,128 --> 00:09:26,217
One pound...

262
00:09:28,959 --> 00:09:30,352
...sugar.

263
00:09:30,395 --> 00:09:31,701
Oy gevalt.

264
00:09:31,745 --> 00:09:33,660
Oh, oh, sugar?
Like, regular sugar?

265
00:09:33,703 --> 00:09:35,575
Entire pound--
did you not hear?

266
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:37,533
And that's not all.
Also need

267
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,579
rare spice from faraway land.

268
00:09:39,622 --> 00:09:42,016
One pinch worth
more than 30 horses.

269
00:09:43,147 --> 00:09:45,149
Goes by name of...

270
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:46,890
cinnamon.

271
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,239
Oh, my God.Oh, child.

272
00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,198
Yeah, I think
we'll be all right.

273
00:09:50,241 --> 00:09:51,808
JAY:
Okay, babe.

274
00:09:51,852 --> 00:09:54,594
Pound of sugar
and a cinnamon shaker.

275
00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,378
Why even open
bed and breakfast?

276
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,598
Sell cinnamon,
and live like kings!

277
00:10:00,251 --> 00:10:01,775
So what's the procedure, Thor?

278
00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,125
You'll take sugar and cinnamon,
put in boiling water.

279
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,954
I'll say incantation,
and then we wait.

280
00:10:06,997 --> 00:10:08,042
How long do we wait?

281
00:10:08,085 --> 00:10:10,522
50 years.

282
00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:15,876
No, just
a little curse-breaking humor.

283
00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:17,791
Curse break immediately.
It's good.

284
00:10:19,183 --> 00:10:21,185
So? How did everything go?

285
00:10:21,229 --> 00:10:23,753
Uh, it's fine. I don't really
want to talk about it right now.

286
00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:25,668
All right,
well, here we go.

287
00:10:25,712 --> 00:10:28,279
Uh, hold up-- is this gonna
reverse the bad things

288
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,238
that happened
as a result of the curse?

289
00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,848
Or is just gonna stop

290
00:10:31,892 --> 00:10:34,024
more bad things from happening
in the future?

291
00:10:34,068 --> 00:10:35,896
Interesting
curse question.

292
00:10:35,939 --> 00:10:37,506
Again, never had
this much sugar,

293
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,551
so it's... hard to say.

294
00:10:39,595 --> 00:10:41,205
Wait, why are you asking,
Alberta?

295
00:10:41,249 --> 00:10:43,686
Well... Thor said

296
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,906
the curse made
Sam fall down the stairs.

297
00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:48,909
Which is the thing that
gave her the ability to see us.

298
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,389
Y'all get
where I'm going with this?

299
00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:53,000
Oh, boy, you're not
pouring the sugar.

300
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,741
Why are you not
pouring the sugar?

301
00:10:54,784 --> 00:10:56,612
The ghosts are saying
this could result

302
00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,440
in me not being able
to see them.

303
00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,007
What? For real?

304
00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:01,573
They say there's a chance.

305
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:03,053
THORFINN: Very small
chance, like...

306
00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,360
size of Jay's forearm,
so should be fine.

307
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:07,579
Yeah, it actually doesn't
make any logical sense that

308
00:11:07,623 --> 00:11:09,799
the effects would be reversed,
so I think you're good.

309
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:12,541
[ghosts clamoring
in agreement]

310
00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:14,630
You'll be fine.

311
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,111
Okay, they-they think it's okay.

312
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:19,243
Mm. By "okay,"
you mean you will continue

313
00:11:19,287 --> 00:11:21,115
to see dead people
wherever we go.

314
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,378
Yes.Oh, thank God.

315
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,728
Okay, let's do this.

316
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:26,773
W-Wait.

317
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,168
Um...

318
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,996
I-I recently learned

319
00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,433
that you should say things
to people before it's too late.

320
00:11:35,477 --> 00:11:38,045
So even if this
isn't goodbye,

321
00:11:38,088 --> 00:11:40,961
I think I speak for us all
when I say, Sam,

322
00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,572
you have changed our afterlives

323
00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,400
for the better.

324
00:11:45,443 --> 00:11:47,358
And we are forever grateful.

325
00:11:47,402 --> 00:11:49,273
Yeah.Absolutely.

326
00:11:49,317 --> 00:11:51,406
Thank you, guys.

327
00:11:51,449 --> 00:11:52,886
And please finish my biography!

328
00:11:52,929 --> 00:11:54,670
You have really dropped
the ball on that.

329
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:57,368
Okay. You may proceed.

330
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,808
Wait! Just in case, I, too,

331
00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:04,767
just want to say, that it has
been a true honor knowing you.

332
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:08,031
You arrived here a stranger
with harlot hair,

333
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:10,381
but you have won
my heart.

334
00:12:10,425 --> 00:12:12,296
And become...

335
00:12:12,340 --> 00:12:15,256
like a daughter...
with harlot hair.

336
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,694
I'd also like to say something.

337
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,914
I did say I spoke for us
all, just a reminder.He did.

338
00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:22,480
Sam...

339
00:12:22,524 --> 00:12:24,221
you can be a part
of my troop any day.

340
00:12:24,265 --> 00:12:25,788
Also, please tell Jay

341
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:27,268
I love him and that Mark sucks

342
00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,965
and he shouldn't be friends
with him anymore.

343
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:30,793
THORFINN:
Thorfinn want to thank you

344
00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:32,534
for giving me Viking funeral.

345
00:12:32,577 --> 00:12:34,666
Sorry for putting curse on you.

346
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:37,060
You can't be mad
'cause I said sorry.

347
00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:38,627
ALBERTA:
Aah, Sam!

348
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:41,021
If this is goodbye...

349
00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,458
Okay, so the floodgates
are just open.

350
00:12:43,501 --> 00:12:45,199
...I'm gonna miss you.

351
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:47,157
And I forgive you
for not solving

352
00:12:47,201 --> 00:12:49,681
my murder,
although I guess you could still

353
00:12:49,725 --> 00:12:52,032
keep working on it. Oh,
and if you make any progress,

354
00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,947
just stand
in the middle of the room

355
00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:56,471
and just tell me. I'll be here.

356
00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,995
Thank you for everything, Sam.

357
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,084
For helping me
tell my story.

358
00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:03,217
Oh, and also for making
all those pepperoni pizzas.

359
00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:04,566
Please keep doing that.

360
00:13:04,609 --> 00:13:06,176
[chuckles softly]

361
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:08,396
TREVOR:
Hey, Sam, thank you
for being a true friend.

362
00:13:08,439 --> 00:13:10,093
I'll be here,
watching your life.

363
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,834
And when you die, God willing,
you'll become a ghost.

364
00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:13,793
And I don't even care
how old you get first.

365
00:13:13,836 --> 00:13:15,838
I know you'll keep it tight.

366
00:13:15,882 --> 00:13:17,448
There it is.
Mm.

367
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,754
Sam, you're the best thing
that's happened to me

368
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:19,799
since shrooms.

369
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:22,584
Which did lead
to my death.

370
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:24,891
But which then led to you.

371
00:13:24,934 --> 00:13:26,675
Thanks, shrooms.

372
00:13:26,718 --> 00:13:27,850
[quiet laugh]

373
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,287
Thank you.

374
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,463
Thank all of you.

375
00:13:32,507 --> 00:13:33,813
All done?

376
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,379
Great, can we break
this thing?

377
00:13:35,423 --> 00:13:37,817
I can't do this.

378
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,819
Yeah, I couldn't hear
anything they were saying,

379
00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:41,995
but your face says it all.

380
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:43,735
If there is even a small chance
that this could make them

381
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,868
all go away, then I-I don't want
to take that chance.

382
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,958
So...
we're gonna live with a curse?

383
00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,786
The curse might not even
be real-- we don't know!

384
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:52,222
I mean, Pete got shot
with an arrow.

385
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,442
Is he cursed?
The truth is

386
00:13:54,485 --> 00:13:56,618
life is going to throw obstacles
in our way,

387
00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,273
but you know what?
We will take them as they come.

388
00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:01,275
I mean...

389
00:14:01,318 --> 00:14:02,842
we can treat the termites.

390
00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,713
We can replace
an old chandelier--
Okay.

391
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:07,194
Yes, but what are we gonna do
about the Farnsby & B?

392
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,239
We can't compete with them, Sam.

393
00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,894
Their place is way nicer,
they can charge next to nothing.

394
00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,896
They're beating us
at our own game.

395
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:16,464
Then maybe we need

396
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,641
to beat them at their own game.

397
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:22,557
[overlapping conversations]

398
00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:23,906
Pickleball, I'm...

399
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,255
I'm talking about pickleball.

400
00:14:25,299 --> 00:14:26,996
It was so unclear, babe.

401
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,438
JAY:
Okay, here's the deal--
you're running the B and B

402
00:14:34,482 --> 00:14:35,744
to put us out of business,
but we know you hate it.

403
00:14:35,787 --> 00:14:37,311
What? We love it.

404
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:38,834
It's so much fun.

405
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,662
Oh, by the way,
we need to pick up

406
00:14:40,705 --> 00:14:42,446
some more hand soap
for Leeanne and Josh.

407
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,187
What are they doing,
eating it?

408
00:14:45,797 --> 00:14:47,582
Okay, fine,
we don't love it.

409
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:49,758
And frankly it's even
ruining Newhartfor me.

410
00:14:49,801 --> 00:14:52,500
I feel like I'm at work
now when I watch it.

411
00:14:52,543 --> 00:14:55,416
So why don't we settle this
B and B feud once and for all?

412
00:14:55,459 --> 00:14:57,984
One game of pickleball
for all the marbles.

413
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:01,030
You win and we sell you
our place and leave town.

414
00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:03,293
ALL THREE: What?!Ah-ah-ah, don't worry, remember?

415
00:15:03,337 --> 00:15:05,426
Jay's a ringer.SAM: We win,

416
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,384
and you close down
Farnsby & B for good.

417
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,778
[laughs]
You think you can beat us?

418
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:11,780
At pickleball?
The reigning

419
00:15:11,823 --> 00:15:14,522
B-League mixed doubles
seniors champions?

420
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,697
Is that good?

421
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,133
I can't tell.

422
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,439
Fine. You've got a deal.

423
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:20,267
Our court is closed until May.

424
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,964
So we'll play
at the country club.

425
00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:25,272
Wait, you belong to a
pickleball country club?

426
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:27,361
Is it just pickleball
or is there golf?

427
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,232
I have a lot of
follow-up questions.

428
00:15:29,276 --> 00:15:31,582
The only question that matters
will be answered on the court,

429
00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:34,324
this afternoon.
Come along, Margaret.

430
00:15:34,368 --> 00:15:36,674
Is there a dress code?

431
00:15:36,718 --> 00:15:38,720
♪

432
00:15:38,763 --> 00:15:40,417
Here we go.

433
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,985
Looking forward to owning your
house at a fair-market price.

434
00:15:43,029 --> 00:15:44,508
Looking forward
to putting you out of business.

435
00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,729
PETE: They're back.

436
00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,383
HETTY: Here they come.

437
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,515
Well, how did it go?

438
00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:53,300
Well, it didn't start out great.

439
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,779
Zero, zero, two!

440
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,739
[grunts]

441
00:15:57,782 --> 00:15:59,262
Aha![laughs]

442
00:15:59,306 --> 00:16:01,351
The rare pickle ace!

443
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,397
This is way harder in real life.

444
00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:04,964
What?

445
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:07,140
"Real life"?
What does that mean?

446
00:16:07,183 --> 00:16:09,098
It turns out Jay hasn't actually
been playing pickleball.

447
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,795
He's been playing
a pickleball video game.

448
00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,406
JAY: It's basically
the same thing.

449
00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,885
It's a simulator.

450
00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:15,757
It's the same reason
I can land a 747.

451
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,411
SAM: Jay, we
bet the house!

452
00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:19,500
Would you bet the house
on landing a 747?

453
00:16:19,543 --> 00:16:21,328
I mean, if it came to that,
there'd be a lot more

454
00:16:21,371 --> 00:16:22,807
on the line
than a house.

455
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:24,984
So what happened?
Did y'all win?!

456
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,202
Well, it was
neck and neck.

457
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:27,899
Back and forth.

458
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,814
[exhales]
And then...

459
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:31,642
11, ten, two.

460
00:16:31,686 --> 00:16:34,384
[grunts]
Ow! Ow!

461
00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:35,995
Henry!
Margaret!

462
00:16:36,038 --> 00:16:37,953
My back, my back!
Oh, get the IcyHot.Oh, no.

463
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,085
Get the IcyHot!Oh!

464
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:40,260
So forfeit due to injury?

465
00:16:40,303 --> 00:16:41,609
SAM:
Yeah, baby!

466
00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:43,089
We won by default![laughs]

467
00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,178
But a W is a W.

468
00:16:45,221 --> 00:16:47,615
But they are shutting down
their B and B?

469
00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:49,660
Yeah, Josh and Leeanne are
on their way over here

470
00:16:49,704 --> 00:16:51,053
to check in right now.

471
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,011
♪ Because they
have no other ♪

472
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:53,403
♪ Options.

473
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,753
[cheering, clamoring]

474
00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:58,321
Any chance we could call
this place Farnsby & B?

475
00:16:58,365 --> 00:17:00,062
I hate to see
that name go to waste.

476
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:02,108
Oh, like B and B!

477
00:17:02,151 --> 00:17:04,240
That's so clever.[laughs]

478
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,156
Ah, there you are!

479
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,897
Nigel!

480
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:11,030
But how are you here?

481
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,901
This doesn't make
any sense.

482
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:14,642
You got sucked off.

483
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:16,078
You wish I got sucked off.

484
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,341
So you and your bearded floozy

485
00:17:18,385 --> 00:17:21,431
could continue galivanting
without my knowledge!

486
00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:23,346
What are you talking about?

487
00:17:23,390 --> 00:17:26,001
Not sure what's happening,
but I am here for the drama.

488
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,786
Oh, I'm right there
with you, Sass.
Mm.

489
00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,919
I'm talking about you
and your lover.

490
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,226
The Viking?

491
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,100
I mean, I think you're
a great guy, Isaac...

492
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,754
What?

493
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:41,669
You think I'm with that brute?

494
00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,801
Hurtful.But Jenkins said--

495
00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:47,022
Jenkins told me
that you got sucked off!

496
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,719
What do you think,
tacos for dinner?[shushing]

497
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:51,896
Oh, dear, I think
I know what this is.

498
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,898
Well, tell me, Nigel,
because I am

499
00:17:53,942 --> 00:17:55,987
thoroughly confused--
what is going on?

500
00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:58,425
150 years ago,

501
00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,601
Jenkins and I had
a brief tryst.

502
00:18:00,644 --> 00:18:02,994
And apparently
he's never gotten over it.

503
00:18:03,038 --> 00:18:04,822
So he was lying
to both of us,

504
00:18:04,866 --> 00:18:06,520
to keep us apart.

505
00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,568
Oh... why would he care

506
00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,396
about keeping two buddies apart?

507
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,571
[chuckles]

508
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,182
Oh.

509
00:18:16,225 --> 00:18:18,488
Um...

510
00:18:18,532 --> 00:18:20,577
sure, Isaac.

511
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,188
Well, I guess I'll just go,

512
00:18:22,231 --> 00:18:24,320
since that's cleared up.

513
00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:30,021
Nigel, wait.

514
00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,552
I like you.

515
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:41,555
You...

516
00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:43,339
like me?
Mm-hmm.

517
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,385
Yeah, please don't
make me say it again.

518
00:18:47,082 --> 00:18:48,562
Well...

519
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:50,520
I like you too, Isaac.

520
00:18:50,564 --> 00:18:52,174
[ghosts giggling softly]

521
00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:55,134
This is so sweet.

522
00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,918
I knew.

523
00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:58,180
I already knew.
It has been very hard

524
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:00,443
keeping this secret,
but he already told me.

525
00:19:00,487 --> 00:19:01,879
And I'm sure
you all are as shocked

526
00:19:01,923 --> 00:19:04,360
as I was when I first heard.

527
00:19:05,883 --> 00:19:09,322
[overlapping conversations]

528
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,193
Color me flabbergasted.

529
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:12,934
What's going on?!

530
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:14,414
[doorbell rings]

531
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:15,893
JAY:
Oh, my God.

532
00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,069
That must be them.
It's our first guests!

533
00:19:18,113 --> 00:19:20,071
Babe, we made it!

534
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:22,378
Yes, suck on that, curse!

535
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,511
Whoa! Hey, are you nuts?

536
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,600
Hey, Norse gods,
that was just a joke.

537
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,993
You know Sam... she's, like,
the Loki of the house.

538
00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,473
Again,
it's probably not even real.

539
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,214
And even if it is, it's okay.

540
00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:34,260
The curse was to prevent us
from opening the B and B.

541
00:19:34,303 --> 00:19:36,479
Now we're open. We won.

542
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:38,568
JAY: [chuckles weakly]
I guess, yeah.

543
00:19:44,531 --> 00:19:45,967
You ready?

544
00:19:46,010 --> 00:19:48,665
Let's do this.

545
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,583
BOTH:
Welcome to Woodstone B and B.

546
00:19:53,627 --> 00:19:56,064
[floor creaking, cracking]

547
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:57,848
Babe...?

548
00:19:57,892 --> 00:20:00,199
[all shouting, clamoring]

549
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:02,070
ALBERTA:
Oh! Oh, my God!

550
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:03,985
SAM: It's all good--
it's just an old house!

551
00:20:04,028 --> 00:20:06,030
It's not a curse.
[chuckles]

552
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,380
Enjoy your stay!

553
00:20:07,423 --> 00:20:09,208
Oh, hey, Pete.

554
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:10,774
Oh. Hey, Nancy.

555
00:20:10,818 --> 00:20:13,864
Stop flirting,
it's not happening, geez.

556
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:24,614
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