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So you'll just park here,

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and you'll find
the trailhead there.

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Now, it is bear season,
so if you see any...

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Do not hug them!

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You're gonna want to hug 'em,
but don't.

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Just, uh, keep your distance.

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Business seems to be
picking up.

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Yeah.

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So far it's just been
antiquers and bird-watchers.

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Would love to find a way
to expand our customer base.

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Yes, how can we get the halls
of this once proud home

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crawling with even
more commoners?

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Hey, babe. What's going on?

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Yeah, I just sent the guests
on a hike.

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They were raving
about the breakfast

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you cooked this morning.

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It looked amazing.

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Smellwise, I
would rank it

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somewhere between
patchouli and weed.

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Speaking of cooking, you know
what else was cooking?

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My jump shot on the court today.

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TREVOR:
Ugh, I miss playing basketball.

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At Camp Ramah, I once hit
a game-winning three,

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while being fouled,
and never even lost my yarmulke.

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So were you just
shooting around?

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No, I played pickup, and
I met some really cool locals,

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and they found out that we run
the Woodstone B and B,

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and they were so into it.

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Are we, like, local celebrities?

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Hey, so listen,

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Micah mentioned that
they might want to come over

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tomorrow and watch the game.

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Oh, Micah's kind of
like their leader.

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The leader?Uh...

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boss? They work together?

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I don't know, anyway,
would that be cool?

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Well, it sounds to me like
somebody made some friends.

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Good for you for putting
yourself out there.

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Come on, babe,
it's not that big of a deal.

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Yeah, what are you,
his mom?

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No, it's just,
it's been harder on Jay.

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We both left our friends
in the city,

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but I have all you guys
to talk to.

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And I know that sometimes
he must feel left out.

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[chuckles] Yeah, like now
could be one of those times.

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Oh, sorry, I just...

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[laughs]
Exactly.

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♪ ♪

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[birds chirping]

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Morning, roomie.

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Another beautiful day
in eternity.

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How is this my death?

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Happy three-month
roommate anniversary.

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But didn't you just wish me

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a happy quarter-year anniversary
yesterday?

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Well, yeah, that's because
months and quarters

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don't always line up exactly.

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Isn't the calendar so fun?

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Pete, you're a great guy,

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and maybe it's living
in the same room together now...

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What's wrong, little buddy?

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It's just, the relentless
cheeriness, it's a lot.

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Okay, so you want me to be
less cheery?

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Like, all the time?

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No, no, no, just when I'm awake.

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Okay.

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Well, that sounds like
a super fun challenge.

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[sighs]

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[men shouting, clamoring]

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[all groaning][whistle blows on TV]

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Wow, this place is huge.

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How many bedrooms
did you say it was?

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It's, like, nine.

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Mm.My wife inherited it,

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and then we moved up
from the city

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to turn it into a B and B.

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Beautiful place like this
must be booked wall-to-wall.

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Eh, we do okay,
but it's a new business.

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We've had some
setbacks.

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Damn, check out the hottie.

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Oh, yes, she
is delect...

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Oh, wait, I don't have
to pretend anymore.

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That's nice.

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Well, Jay, I, uh,
I have a philosophy,

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born out of basketball.

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This is exciting.

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He doesn't share this
with everybody.

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So, at the beginning
of every pickup game,

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each team has a choice: take the
ball first or choose direction.

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Most people take the ball.JAY: Well, yeah.

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You want to make sure
you get off to a good start.

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MICAH: But what about the sun?
What about the wind?

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Ball goes away,

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direction... lasts forever.

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Interesting.

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I got a funny feeling
about this guy.

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Right? I've got tingles.

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MICAH: Jay, you chose direction

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with this B and B.

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You chose to focus
on the long run,

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but wouldn't it be nice
to have direction and ball?

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[chuckles]So nice.

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Jay, let me show you something.

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What is that?

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This is ball.

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[sighs]

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Yes! Yes!

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Sam, we got a problem.

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These "friends" of Jay's--
and I hesitate to say this

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because the one
is very hot--

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but they got to go.

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What are you talking about?

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They're into some
pyramid scheme.

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They're working for this
company that's selling

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these vitamin patches,

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and they're trying
to recruit Jay

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to sell them, too.Vitamin patches?

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It's like modern-day
snake oil.

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The cure-all elixir that gives
you vim, vigor and verve?

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What's the problem here?

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Sam, if Trevor's saying
even the hot one has to go,

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we have to take him seriously.

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That is alarming, but I'm sure
there's an innocent explanation.

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Samantha, if Jay truly
is being offered

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a snake oil opportunity,

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one must at least
entertain the notion.

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We're not buying snake oil,

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or whatever it is
they're selling.Oh, all right,

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I guess you could
press your own snakes,

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but you're going to have
to move the rugs.

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Hey, I brought snacks.

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Oh, where'’s Jay?

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He's giving Micah a tour.

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It's really exciting that
he's getting one-on-one time

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with Micah so soon.

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It took me six months,

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but then, I don't
have a mansion.

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Yeah, Norm doesn't
have a lot of things:

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self-esteem, a mother
that loved him,

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a filter when it comes to
sharing personal details.

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Norm, you're being
really negative.

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Do you think
you need to re-patch?

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No, I'm okay.Norm, re-patch.

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Okay.Thank you.

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Hot and bossy.

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Okay, she can stay.
But the rest have to go.

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Okay, so... [clears throat]

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what is the deal
with these patches?

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They're a proprietary blend
of vitamins and nutrients

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that enhance one's
quality of life.

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Okay.

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So is that, like,
based in science, or...

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The recipe came to Micah
in a dream.

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Yeah, they helped alleviate
Norm's back acne.

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He mentioned that
several times.

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And are you guys, like,
in a company?

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Are you working together or...

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I mean, we don't like
to use the term company.

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It's more of a collective.

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We work together,
live together.

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Live together?

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Okay, this is weirder
than a pyramid scheme.

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That's because it's
not a pyramid scheme.

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It's a cult.

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You're saying Jay
accidentally joined a cult?

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Well, he's not in yet,
but it's looking good.

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This is just perfect-- Jay
finally makes some friends

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up here and they turn out
to be in a cult.

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Sam, this is a good thing.

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He's gonna make
lifelong friends.

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He's not joining a cult, Flower.

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Well, what if he wants to?

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Trust me, he doesn't.

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Okay, well, be careful,

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because sometimes when
a family member asks someone

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to choose between them
and the cult,

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they choose the cult.

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I just...

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I'm worried about Jay's feelings
getting hurt.

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There don't seem to be
many fun people our age

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up in this town, and he seemed
like he was so excited.

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Jay just meet these people.

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He'll get over it.Mm.

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Sam, this guy
Micah's incredible.

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I mean, I've never
met anyone like him.

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Or he'll be crushed.

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Either way, it's
something to watch.

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He just has this great
perspective on life.

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It's a cult, Jay.

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He's in a cult.
He's the cult leader.

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What are you talking about?

192
00:06:37,048 --> 00:06:38,398
Flower told me,
she recognized all the signs.

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Oh, Flower?

194
00:06:40,138 --> 00:06:42,271
The one who asked you what
your name was yesterday,

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a year after we moved in?

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Okay, well, that's not nice
to point out.

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I want to say...

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...Larry?

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Jay, come on.

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They all live together
in some weird collective.

201
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And Micah came up
with the formula for the patch

202
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in a dream.

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00:06:56,633 --> 00:06:58,069
That's so cool.JAY: Yeah, okay,

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so he's a bit hippie-dippie,
I'll give you that,

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but you don't
know him yet.

206
00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:02,552
Plus, lots of people
live together.

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Your favorite show, Friends.

208
00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,599
That's about a bunch of
people who live together.

209
00:07:05,729 --> 00:07:07,992
They actually live
in three different apartments.

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00:07:08,123 --> 00:07:09,385
It was four.

211
00:07:09,516 --> 00:07:10,604
Ross have own place
with Marcel, the monkey.

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00:07:10,734 --> 00:07:12,127
Oh.You know what?

213
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I'm not debating
Friendswith you, okay?

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I really like Micah

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and I hoping you'd
give him a chance.

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He's helping us out, big-time.

217
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What do you mean?The patches.

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He gave us ten boxes for free

219
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to sell on consignment.

220
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Jay, you do not want to be

221
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in business with this guy.Babe,

222
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the patches really work.

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How do you know?[short chuckle]

224
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'Cause I'm patched in, baby.

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Yay! Larry's in!

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Hey, Pete.

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Welcome to another day
in hell, bitch.

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What?From now on,

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I'm a mean old sourpuss,
just like you wanted.

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No more smiles,
no more compliments,

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no more scalp massages
while you sleep

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to stimulate your dreams.Wait,

233
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you massage me while I sleep?

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No. I used to.

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But that's all over now.

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For the rest of eternity,
you're rooming with

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a joyless, sulking void.

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Pete, I don't
know what to say.

239
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That you miss friendly
old classic Pete now?

240
00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:10,751
No. I like this.

241
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Thanks, buddy.

242
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Son of a B-word.

243
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Screw it. In a way,
all major religions are cults.

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Who are we to judge
these nines and tens?

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HETTY:
that Micah reminds me

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of a stable boy
who worked here once.

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Some found his live body
desirable.

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Not me, of course,
because I am a lady.

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Ooh, yeah, touch those toes.

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Hey, Micah.

251
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Oh, Jay. Hey.Hey.

252
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Hope you don't mind,
I invited a few teammates

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here to hang out at
your beautiful abode.

254
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Yeah, th-that should be okay.

255
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Look, I know some
of you guys live together,

256
00:08:48,484 --> 00:08:50,617
but this is mostly a business,

257
00:08:50,747 --> 00:08:51,966
this patch thing, right?

258
00:08:52,096 --> 00:08:53,968
Yeah. Of course, of course.

259
00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:57,885
It's a business, a community,
a way of life.

260
00:08:58,015 --> 00:09:00,322
Okay...

261
00:09:00,452 --> 00:09:02,280
Jay, please stretch, okay?
It's important to stay limber.

262
00:09:02,411 --> 00:09:03,978
Especially if you're
gonna live forever.

263
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,154
Yeah, and just, uh,
when you say "live forever,"

264
00:09:06,284 --> 00:09:08,678
you mean that the patch
makes you feel like

265
00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,027
you're gonna live forever.

266
00:09:10,158 --> 00:09:12,334
Exactly.
Because you can.

267
00:09:12,464 --> 00:09:13,683
What was that?

268
00:09:13,814 --> 00:09:15,598
Oh, he's quite insane.

269
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:16,904
Jay, how old
do you think I am?

270
00:09:17,034 --> 00:09:19,297
Uh, I don't know, man.

271
00:09:19,428 --> 00:09:21,386
Um, 35?

272
00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:24,564
I'm 742 years young.

273
00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,176
And you look great.

274
00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,443
Uh, Flower, you got a sec?

275
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,663
I wanted to ask you about
what you said earlier

276
00:09:36,793 --> 00:09:39,100
about how sometimes people
choose a cult over their family.

277
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:42,233
I kinda got a sense there
was more to that story.

278
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:44,540
I don't really want
to talk about it.

279
00:09:44,671 --> 00:09:46,629
I understand.

280
00:09:49,501 --> 00:09:51,025
Hey, Flower.

281
00:09:51,155 --> 00:09:52,896
Oh, hey, Alberta.
What's up?Girl!

282
00:09:53,027 --> 00:09:54,463
You were just telling
me the story about

283
00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,900
you choosing your cult
over a family member.

284
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,162
The one about my brother?
Where was I?

285
00:09:58,293 --> 00:09:59,729
At the beginning.Right.

286
00:09:59,860 --> 00:10:01,862
Okay, well, back when
I was in the cult,

287
00:10:01,992 --> 00:10:03,690
my brother showed up,
and he tried to get me

288
00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:04,995
to come home.

289
00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,997
So the cult banned him
from the property

290
00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,086
and barred me from ever
speaking to him again.

291
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:11,872
If only he'd never tried
to get me out of that cult.

292
00:10:12,002 --> 00:10:12,699
Well, it sounded like
your brother was

293
00:10:12,829 --> 00:10:14,439
just trying to protect you.

294
00:10:14,570 --> 00:10:16,311
Maybe you should be angry
at the people who made you

295
00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:18,748
choose between them
and your own family.

296
00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:21,316
You mean the cult?

297
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,623
Yes, Flower.Huh.

298
00:10:23,753 --> 00:10:27,583
Nobody ever talks about
a cult being in the wrong.

299
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:30,673
I feel like people do.

300
00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:33,458
Sam, it is a full-blown cult.

301
00:10:33,589 --> 00:10:35,025
Now he figures it out.

302
00:10:35,156 --> 00:10:37,419
Why didn't he just listen to you
in the first place?

303
00:10:37,549 --> 00:10:39,073
Sometimes men very stubborn,

304
00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:40,596
like when Ross claim to
read Rachel's letter

305
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,467
instead of just admit
he fall asleep.

306
00:10:42,598 --> 00:10:43,599
JAY:
This is bad.

307
00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:46,384
He said he was 742 years old.

308
00:10:46,515 --> 00:10:47,647
Sounds young to me.

309
00:10:47,777 --> 00:10:49,474
It's okay, just calm down.

310
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:51,389
Okay, we'll tell Micah
he has to leave,

311
00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,913
and then we can put
this whole thing behind us.

312
00:10:53,043 --> 00:10:54,566
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
let's not be rash.

313
00:10:54,697 --> 00:10:56,699
Trevor, they're a cult.

314
00:10:56,830 --> 00:10:59,702
Yes, but this could be
a Heaven's Gate situation.

315
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:02,357
Sam, I'm just saying if
things break the right way,

316
00:11:02,487 --> 00:11:04,620
we could be looking at
some sexy new ghosts.

317
00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,014
Let's go.Please.

318
00:11:07,144 --> 00:11:07,884
I heard them talking about
something called

319
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:08,885
"the final patch."

320
00:11:09,016 --> 00:11:11,279
That sounded promising.

321
00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:13,020
Hey, hey, whoa.

322
00:11:13,150 --> 00:11:15,152
What is all this?They're moving in.

323
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,850
We're moving in.
[chuckles]

324
00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,329
Where do you want this, Micah?

325
00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,984
Oh, I'm upstairs on the
left with the wives.

326
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,334
[grunts] This ain't gonna
be good for business.

327
00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:26,163
No, no, no, no, all of you
have to leave.

328
00:11:26,294 --> 00:11:27,730
Yeah, we're not gonna do that.
Jay, do you remember

329
00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:29,384
this very long
bill of lading

330
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,081
that accompanied the box
of patches that I gave you?

331
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,431
Oh, yeah, I remember that
it was very long.

332
00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:34,737
And remember that
you signed it

333
00:11:34,868 --> 00:11:35,782
and I gave you a receipt?

334
00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,132
Oh, come on.Jay...

335
00:11:38,262 --> 00:11:39,655
Well, buried in the
fine print was a clause

336
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:42,484
that allowed us to move in
in exchange for the patches.

337
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:44,704
See? Right there.

338
00:11:44,834 --> 00:11:46,706
Oh, come on, man,
that is so tiny.

339
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,621
That is a very underhanded
business maneuver.

340
00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:51,275
Tip of my cap
to you, sir.

341
00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:54,104
You all have to leave or
we are gonna call the cops.

342
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,498
We have a
signed contract.

343
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:57,978
Dude, this is insane.

344
00:11:58,108 --> 00:11:59,544
What's your plan?
You're just gonna squat

345
00:11:59,675 --> 00:12:02,243
in our house forever?Of course not. No.

346
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,680
The lease explicitly says
it's for no longer

347
00:12:04,811 --> 00:12:06,160
than one trillion years.

348
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:08,902
So after that we'll be
out of your hair.

349
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,251
Oh, thank God.

350
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:11,861
I thought they were gonna
be here forever.

351
00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,651
So the good news is the lawyer
says we are in the right,

352
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,218
and the contract will
never hold up.

353
00:12:21,349 --> 00:12:22,437
ALL: Yes!Huzzah!

354
00:12:22,567 --> 00:12:23,786
But it's going
to take months

355
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:25,092
and thousands of dollars
in legal fees.

356
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:26,528
Months?

357
00:12:26,658 --> 00:12:28,095
We can't run a B and B
with a cult living here.

358
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:30,140
We'll be driven
out of business.

359
00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:32,186
Pete, please just tell us
everything is gonna be okay.

360
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,405
We really need some of your
Pinecone Trooper

361
00:12:34,536 --> 00:12:35,842
can-do spirit right now.

362
00:12:35,972 --> 00:12:37,365
No can do, Sam.

363
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:39,280
I've changed.
I'm dark now.

364
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,544
Because life is meaningless
and full of suffering.

365
00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,851
What'd he say?Nothing helpful.

366
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,678
There actually is
one foolproof way

367
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:49,333
to break up a cult,
and it's so easy.

368
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,555
I'm not sleeping with Micah.Cool.

369
00:12:53,685 --> 00:12:54,861
Thanks for the update.

370
00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:56,950
It was something
Flower suggested.

371
00:12:57,080 --> 00:12:58,081
Nothing breaks up
a cult faster

372
00:12:58,212 --> 00:13:00,214
than an outsider
sleeping with the leader.

373
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:01,998
Great. Does anybody else
have an idea?

374
00:13:02,129 --> 00:13:03,695
Samantha, just talk to them.

375
00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,089
As a delegate to the Second
Continental Congress,

376
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:07,961
I partook in
difficult negotiations.

377
00:13:08,091 --> 00:13:09,614
But through dialogue,

378
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:12,313
we found interests that aligned.

379
00:13:12,443 --> 00:13:14,141
Yes, if a bunch of
white male landowners

380
00:13:14,271 --> 00:13:16,970
can find common ground,
then anything is possible.

381
00:13:17,100 --> 00:13:19,450
Exactly. Point is,
I don't think they want

382
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:21,713
a protracted legal fight either.

383
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,063
That's true.

384
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,587
Maybe they will
listen to reason.

385
00:13:25,717 --> 00:13:28,329
Oh, sure, 'cause cults
are famously reasonable.

386
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,897
Not loving the new Pete.

387
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,768
[cheering on TV]

388
00:13:32,899 --> 00:13:34,683
Uh, what are ya'll doing?

389
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,512
I'm watching TV with Alana,
and Flower's third-wheeling it.

390
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:38,818
Trevor, that girl don't even
know you're there.

391
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:39,993
Listen, Flower,

392
00:13:40,123 --> 00:13:41,255
I had an idea.

393
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:43,083
Why don'’t we look up
your brother?

394
00:13:43,213 --> 00:13:44,998
I mean, we don't know,
maybe he's still alive.

395
00:13:45,128 --> 00:13:46,303
Oh, no.

396
00:13:46,434 --> 00:13:47,870
After I got out of the cult,

397
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:50,655
I heard he'd been killed
in Vietnam, so...

398
00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:53,136
Oh, Flower, you poor girl.

399
00:13:53,267 --> 00:13:54,790
Yeah, Flower, I'm so sorry.

400
00:13:54,921 --> 00:13:57,749
I wish I'd been there
to convince him not to go.

401
00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:00,056
He spent his whole life
protecting me

402
00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:03,016
and the one time my big brother
needed protecting,

403
00:14:03,146 --> 00:14:04,800
I wasn't there for him.

404
00:14:04,931 --> 00:14:06,062
He was MIA.

405
00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:07,498
MIA?

406
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,283
Murdered in action.

407
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:13,330
Flower, MIA means
"missingin action."It does?

408
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:14,810
It's also the airport code
for Miami, where I spent

409
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,681
some baller weekends.

410
00:14:16,812 --> 00:14:19,336
KIA is "killed in acion."

411
00:14:19,467 --> 00:14:22,383
Wait, so you're saying
he might still be alive?

412
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,646
Well, going missing in a war
is not a great sign.

413
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:27,127
And even if he made it out,
he may be dead by now.

414
00:14:27,257 --> 00:14:28,563
But you're saying
there's a chance?

415
00:14:28,693 --> 00:14:30,217
You want me to look him up?Look up who?

416
00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,262
Your brother!Oh, what about him?

417
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,263
Child, just look him up.

418
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,438
I'll look him up.

419
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,881
[flatulence]

420
00:14:42,011 --> 00:14:44,927
I love how comfortable
she feels around me.

421
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:47,103
JAY:
So what do you say?

422
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:50,019
We can avoid months
of headache and cost,

423
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:51,194
And you could just
clear out now.

424
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,283
Nah, we're good.
I mean, what's a few months

425
00:14:53,414 --> 00:14:54,719
when we're gonna live forever?

426
00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:58,375
Oh, why would anyone want
to live forever?

427
00:14:58,506 --> 00:14:59,507
Tell me about it.

428
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,422
Wait a minute.

429
00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:02,466
Excuse me?

430
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:04,860
Have you ever thought about

431
00:15:04,991 --> 00:15:07,297
what living forever
would actually mean?ALANA: Of course.

432
00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,472
It's gonna be amazing.

433
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,779
[scoffs]
I mean, in theory, yeah.

434
00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,737
But for one thing, you're gonna
get sick of each other.

435
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,391
[ghosts affirming]

436
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:17,438
At least they get to change
their itchy shirts.

437
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:18,961
A small price to pay
for the gift of eternity.

438
00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:21,659
Okay, but if you
give me a minute,

439
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010
some other specifics
as to why it sucks

440
00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:26,055
will come to me.

441
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:27,535
Sunsets no longer very nice.Mm.

442
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,277
THORFINN:
Same thing over and over.

443
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:31,756
Oh, yeah. Yes.

444
00:15:31,887 --> 00:15:33,062
Eternity take what was
once beautiful

445
00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:36,065
and turn into nothing.

446
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:38,720
Oh, sunsets, what about those?

447
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,069
I mean, right now
they're beautiful,

448
00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,897
but in, like, a thousand years,

449
00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:43,986
you'll have seen so many,
they will just be boring.

450
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:45,945
Look, whatever you're
trying to do,

451
00:15:46,075 --> 00:15:47,294
it's not working.

452
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,296
Nothing is gonna break us apart.So, what--

453
00:15:49,426 --> 00:15:51,472
you just want to waste
months in court

454
00:15:51,602 --> 00:15:53,256
when you're gonna end up
getting kicked out anyways?

455
00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:55,215
By then, you'll be one of us.

456
00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,912
We're not going anywhere.

457
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,523
So, unless you have
anything else to say,

458
00:15:59,654 --> 00:16:00,916
We'll be hearing
from your lawyers

459
00:16:01,047 --> 00:16:02,483
and seeing you in the hallway.

460
00:16:02,613 --> 00:16:04,702
I slept with Micah.

461
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,008
[chuckles]

462
00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,836
Micah would never
sleep with you.

463
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,098
You're an outsider.

464
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,622
Well, it's true,
and I am sorry

465
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:14,147
if that drives a wedge.

466
00:16:14,277 --> 00:16:15,148
Wait, is this true?

467
00:16:15,278 --> 00:16:17,019
I am so proud of you, Sam.

468
00:16:17,150 --> 00:16:19,761
He talked about how forbidden
it was the whole time,

469
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,893
which only made it hotter,
he said.

470
00:16:22,024 --> 00:16:25,941
This woman is lying
to you, guys.

471
00:16:26,072 --> 00:16:27,464
Okay?
You got to believe me.

472
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:29,727
I would never sleep with
anyone but your wives.

473
00:16:29,858 --> 00:16:32,861
Tell them you know about
the moles on his right buttock.

474
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,602
Trust me.

475
00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:38,780
Um, he has some moles
on his right butt cheek.

476
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:40,477
That's just a lucky guess.

477
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,653
Three moles
in a crescent formation.

478
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:45,395
Three moles. They're shaped
kind of like a crescent.

479
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,050
[gasps]She knows about
the Dots of Destiny?

480
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,704
You watch him
change or something?

481
00:16:50,748 --> 00:16:52,185
No further questions.

482
00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,404
You promised you wouldn't
sleep with an outsider.

483
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,058
And if you lied about that,
what else are you lying about?

484
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:58,234
Yeah, now I'm starting
to question

485
00:16:58,365 --> 00:16:59,757
this whole immortality thing.

486
00:16:59,888 --> 00:17:02,456
Like, do we even get
our own planets?Well?

487
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:05,372
It's working, Sam.MICAH: Guys, guys,
I did not sleep with her.

488
00:17:05,502 --> 00:17:07,200
Everybody's getting
their own planets,

489
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,289
my bodily fluids still
cure the common cold.

490
00:17:09,419 --> 00:17:10,768
This was a test.

491
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:12,988
It was a test,
and you all passed.

492
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,990
Oh, it was another test.

493
00:17:15,121 --> 00:17:17,123
Like when we
looked you up online

494
00:17:17,253 --> 00:17:19,777
and it said you were
born in 1990.Exactly.

495
00:17:19,908 --> 00:17:22,345
And let this be a reminder

496
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,782
that I can test you
at any moment.

497
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,219
So let's leave this place

498
00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,831
and put this toxic
non-believer behind us.

499
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:34,096
No! Alana, wait.
Just wait... Alana.

500
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,403
Oh, can eternity
get any worse?

501
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:37,708
[cries out]

502
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:39,362
You sorta teed that one up.

503
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,147
And just so you know, Jay,

504
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:43,671
I thought you were really cool
and good at basketball.

505
00:17:43,801 --> 00:17:46,239
Aw. Maybe we can
do it again sometime.

506
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:50,069
[clears throat]But I don't want to.

507
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:52,593
Mm. Marriage.
[laughs]

508
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,029
That's the real cult.

509
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,336
I thought you said
this wasn't a cult.

510
00:17:56,466 --> 00:17:59,382
It was another test, Norm.Oh.

511
00:17:59,513 --> 00:18:00,644
MICAH:
And you failed it.

512
00:18:09,305 --> 00:18:10,785
What's going on?

513
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,527
Nothing. Uh, just looking
at a stupid sunset.

514
00:18:13,657 --> 00:18:15,050
Certainly not getting
any enjoyment out of it.

515
00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:17,661
Okay, look, just go back
to being yourself, buddy.

516
00:18:17,792 --> 00:18:19,620
Why?

517
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,665
All that talk about eternity
earlier made me realize

518
00:18:21,796 --> 00:18:23,711
that maybe eternity's
gotten to me, a little.

519
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,280
It's gotten to all of us.
Except, somehow, to you.

520
00:18:27,410 --> 00:18:28,498
[short chuckle]
How do you do it?

521
00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:30,805
First of all, I
haven't been around

522
00:18:30,935 --> 00:18:33,416
as long as you have,
and I don't know,

523
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,549
I try to stay
positive, you know?

524
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:37,246
Sure, sunsets get

525
00:18:37,377 --> 00:18:39,683
a little repetitive, but...

526
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:43,296
every once in a while,
one knocks your socks off.

527
00:18:43,426 --> 00:18:45,341
And that's what
keeps you looking.

528
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,562
Probably sounds a little corny.

529
00:18:48,692 --> 00:18:51,565
[short chuckle]
That sounds very corny.

530
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:52,740
SAM:
Hey, Flower, do
you have a minute?

531
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,437
Sure, man.

532
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:57,527
So, Alberta and Trevor
told me all about your brother.

533
00:18:57,658 --> 00:19:00,095
Sam looked him up.He's still alive, Flower.

534
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:03,620
Robbie's alive?
He's AIA?

535
00:19:03,751 --> 00:19:06,536
SAM:
Yeah. And I hope
you don't mind, but

536
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:09,496
I emailed him and I told him
that I was in the cult with you.

537
00:19:09,626 --> 00:19:11,237
And I said your
biggest regret was

538
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,847
not making up with your brother.

539
00:19:12,977 --> 00:19:16,459
So, I just got an email back.
You want to hear it?

540
00:19:16,590 --> 00:19:18,200
No, I've heard them before.

541
00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,984
They just sound like "b-ding!"

542
00:19:20,115 --> 00:19:23,771
You know what, why don't you
just read it?

543
00:19:23,901 --> 00:19:26,513
"Dear Moon Cow"?

544
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,079
I couldn't think
of a cult name.No,

545
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,864
that's actually really good.

546
00:19:29,994 --> 00:19:31,474
You're a total Moon Cow.

547
00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:34,912
"Dear Moon Cow.
Thank you so much

548
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:37,524
"for reaching out.

549
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,134
"All these years,
I thought my little sister

550
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,005
"died hating me.

551
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:45,662
"To learn that she didn't
fills me with a great peace.

552
00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,577
"She was the kindest person
I've ever met,

553
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,579
"and I loved her so much.

554
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,973
"I wish I had told her
more often in this world,

555
00:19:52,103 --> 00:19:56,020
"But maybe I'll get a chance
to in the next.

556
00:19:56,151 --> 00:20:00,242
Forever grateful, Rob."

557
00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:03,985
And that, my friend, is why
I still look at sunsets.

558
00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:07,815
Thanks, Moon Cow.

559
00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:09,860
That's groovy.

560
00:20:09,991 --> 00:20:12,820
That's really, really groovy.

561
00:20:12,950 --> 00:20:14,778
No, don'’t...

562
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:19,957
And I'm stoned.
[laughs]

563
00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:29,228
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