1 00:00:06,870 --> 00:00:08,580 HETTY: It's time we finally discuss 2 00:00:08,780 --> 00:00:10,360 our little Christmas dalliance. 3 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:11,620 [flirtatiously]:Yeah. 4 00:00:11,820 --> 00:00:13,230 I was... thinking about that, too. 5 00:00:13,430 --> 00:00:15,370 It can never happen again. And it is imperative 6 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:16,630 that not another soul ever find out. 7 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,890 I mean, it would be... 8 00:00:19,090 --> 00:00:20,110 just humiliating. 9 00:00:20,310 --> 00:00:21,550 Right. 10 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,110 Well, just so you know, 11 00:00:23,310 --> 00:00:25,460 I also thought it was a huge mistake. 12 00:00:25,660 --> 00:00:27,900 Maybe even a bigger mistake than you did. 13 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,430 Although... 14 00:00:30,630 --> 00:00:32,250 sitting across from you now, 15 00:00:32,450 --> 00:00:35,300 no one else around, I do find myself thinking 16 00:00:35,500 --> 00:00:37,780 perhaps we could succumb to... 17 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:39,390 one final act of passion. 18 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:41,570 Really? 19 00:00:41,770 --> 00:00:43,740 No, not really. 20 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:44,960 I was joking! 21 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:46,140 Wasn't turned on at all. 22 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:47,310 My friend, 23 00:00:47,510 --> 00:00:50,010 that lie would be a lot easier to sell 24 00:00:50,210 --> 00:00:50,790 with some pants on. 25 00:00:50,990 --> 00:00:52,710 That's involuntary! 26 00:00:52,910 --> 00:00:54,400 Don't read into it! 27 00:00:55,920 --> 00:00:56,500 Damn you. 28 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:59,270 ♪ ♪ 29 00:01:01,710 --> 00:01:05,110 Who are all these colorfully dressed middle-aged people? 30 00:01:05,310 --> 00:01:07,070 They're guests. It's a big weekend up here. 31 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:08,720 The Ulster County Jam Fest. 32 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,810 Celebrating local jams and well-known jam bands. 33 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:13,210 What's a jam band? 34 00:01:13,410 --> 00:01:15,510 They play long improvisational grooves. 35 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:17,520 Which are really good if you're on acid. 36 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,820 What if you're not on acid? 37 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:19,950 No idea. 38 00:01:20,150 --> 00:01:21,430 Babe, 39 00:01:21,630 --> 00:01:23,910 Freddie overhauled the entire booking system. 40 00:01:24,110 --> 00:01:26,440 This guy is a computer whiz. 41 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:28,180 Aw, I just did some simple back-end coding. 42 00:01:28,380 --> 00:01:30,620 Basically, the website now stops accepting reservations 43 00:01:30,820 --> 00:01:31,920 once we've reached capacity. 44 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:33,310 Oh, that's so smart! 45 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,530 Yeah. And he installed a security cam 46 00:01:35,730 --> 00:01:37,450 to keep an eye on employees at the front desk. 47 00:01:37,650 --> 00:01:38,930 But you're our only employee. 48 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,410 Yeah. Well, I got to keep myself honest. 49 00:01:40,610 --> 00:01:42,150 This guy! [chuckles] 50 00:01:42,350 --> 00:01:43,590 Security camera? 51 00:01:43,790 --> 00:01:46,020 That's creepy. I don't want to be watched. 52 00:01:46,220 --> 00:01:47,590 Flower, you're invisible. 53 00:01:47,790 --> 00:01:49,160 FLOWER: Oh, yeah. That would've come in handy 54 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,680 when I robbed that bank. 55 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,250 Did I ever tell you about that?Yeah. 56 00:01:52,450 --> 00:01:53,940 Freddie, I can't tell you how much we appreciate 57 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,600 all the work you've been doing. 58 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:58,040 I honestly don't know how we ever got along without you. 59 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,380 Don't compliment the help. 60 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:00,730 In order to perform at their best, 61 00:02:00,930 --> 00:02:02,080 they must be kept hungry and afraid. 62 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,950 I'm just so happy to be part of the team. 63 00:02:04,150 --> 00:02:06,220 Frankly, I think my girlfriend's getting a little sick of hearing 64 00:02:06,420 --> 00:02:07,440 how much I love this job. 65 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,700 Oh! How long have you guys been dating? 66 00:02:09,900 --> 00:02:11,220 Now you're asking about his personal life? 67 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:12,310 He'll think you care about him. 68 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:14,230 That's not the message you want to send. 69 00:02:14,420 --> 00:02:15,620 Uh, we've been together for a couple years now. 70 00:02:15,820 --> 00:02:16,920 We did the whole 71 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:18,230 long-distance thing 72 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:19,140 until I moved back from the city. 73 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:20,620 And leave itat that. 74 00:02:20,820 --> 00:02:22,840 No follow-up necessary.And how's that going? 75 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,060 Oh, now you're just purposely trying to antagonize me. 76 00:02:25,260 --> 00:02:26,140 [scoffing laugh] 77 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,020 SASAPPIS: Okay, favorite savory smell. 78 00:02:30,220 --> 00:02:32,110 [gasps] Easy. French fries. 79 00:02:32,310 --> 00:02:34,110 Oh, man, you're so lucky you've gotten to eat all this stuff. 80 00:02:34,310 --> 00:02:35,940 Yeah.What were French fries like? 81 00:02:36,140 --> 00:02:38,640 Salty, crispy, totally delicious. 82 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,510 Wow.I used to get them every night after bar close. 83 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:43,650 I'd just take off my heels and walk through the drive-through. 84 00:02:43,850 --> 00:02:45,780 Mm, everyone hated that. 85 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,430 You are so cool. 86 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,740 Stop it. 87 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:49,910 [chuckles][laughs] 88 00:02:50,110 --> 00:02:51,480 What's your favorite sweet smell? 89 00:02:51,680 --> 00:02:52,920 Uh... 90 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:55,960 you smell pretty sweet. 91 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:57,790 [clicks tongue] You're bad. 92 00:02:57,990 --> 00:02:59,270 [both chuckle] 93 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:01,180 ♪ ♪ 94 00:03:02,830 --> 00:03:04,530 [door opens] 95 00:03:06,660 --> 00:03:08,410 [sighs]I guess Freddie's done for the day. 96 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:10,410 [engine starts]Yeah, this is one of the downsides 97 00:03:10,610 --> 00:03:11,930 to being a car ghost, 98 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:14,200 is that I'm sort of at the mercy of his schedule. 99 00:03:14,400 --> 00:03:16,900 [singing along to radio]: ♪ Heard it from a friend who ♪ 100 00:03:17,100 --> 00:03:20,030 And his playlists!♪ Heard it from a friend who ♪ 101 00:03:20,230 --> 00:03:24,770 ♪ Heard it from another you'd been messin' around ♪ 102 00:03:24,970 --> 00:03:27,250 Yes, let's pick this up tomorrow? Yeah. 103 00:03:27,450 --> 00:03:29,950 ♪ They say you got a boyfriend ♪[groans] 104 00:03:30,150 --> 00:03:31,260 [crows cawing] 105 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:32,480 SAMANTHA: Seriously? Every time? 106 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,260 Yep.That's ridiculous. 107 00:03:34,460 --> 00:03:35,700 What's going on? 108 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:37,400 Freddie's complaining that his girlfriend 109 00:03:37,590 --> 00:03:39,050 doesn't refill the Brita when she puts it back 110 00:03:39,250 --> 00:03:40,050 in the refrigerator. 111 00:03:40,250 --> 00:03:41,570 Ah. What's a Brita? 112 00:03:41,770 --> 00:03:44,050 It's a pitcher that filters water. 113 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:46,580 [scoffs] Modernity's obsession with clean drinking water. 114 00:03:46,780 --> 00:03:48,280 What's everybody so afraid of? 115 00:03:48,480 --> 00:03:49,890 I don't know, dysentery? 116 00:03:50,090 --> 00:03:51,410 [chuckles]: Oh. Right. 117 00:03:51,610 --> 00:03:53,930 Yes, the thing that killed me. Sure, sure. 118 00:03:54,130 --> 00:03:56,330 Would you like my advice about the whole Brita situation? 119 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:57,590 Yeah, I'd love that. 120 00:03:57,790 --> 00:04:00,290 Samantha, a word, if I may? 121 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,030 And I will give it to you in just a minute. 122 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:03,940 I'm gonna make a snack. I'm suddenly famished. 123 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,500 Ooh, I'll whip something up for ya. 124 00:04:07,890 --> 00:04:10,380 I know you don't want me treating the assistant 125 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:12,650 with basic human decency, but I just disagree. 126 00:04:12,850 --> 00:04:16,130 Samantha, when it comes to handling household staff, 127 00:04:16,330 --> 00:04:17,520 I know of what I speak. 128 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:19,570 So you must trust me when I tell you 129 00:04:19,770 --> 00:04:20,960 that nothing good can come from getting enmeshed 130 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,480 in this young man's personal affairs. 131 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,490 Hetty, things have changed since your day. 132 00:04:24,690 --> 00:04:26,790 People want an employer who cares about them. 133 00:04:26,990 --> 00:04:29,450 Okay, I didn't want to have to do this, but I'm forbidding you 134 00:04:29,650 --> 00:04:31,970 from delving deeper into Freddie's personal life. 135 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:33,580 There! You're forbidden. 136 00:04:33,780 --> 00:04:35,190 Boy, she is bossy. 137 00:04:35,390 --> 00:04:37,590 She can be a taskmaster. 138 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:39,020 What?Nothing. 139 00:04:39,220 --> 00:04:41,110 All right. Just a quick cheese plate 140 00:04:41,310 --> 00:04:42,290 with crackers, apples and honeycomb. 141 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,120 My God, he was gone for 20 seconds. 142 00:04:45,310 --> 00:04:46,550 Now, what were you thinking about how I should handle 143 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:48,730 this whole Brita situation? 144 00:04:48,930 --> 00:04:50,900 Well... Bzz. 145 00:04:51,100 --> 00:04:52,430 I was thinking... 146 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:54,170 Don't you do it, young lady. 147 00:04:54,370 --> 00:04:56,390 ...that you shouldn't just ignore it. 148 00:04:56,590 --> 00:04:58,520 If something is bothering you, you should be able 149 00:04:58,720 --> 00:04:59,780 to talk to your partner about it. 150 00:04:59,980 --> 00:05:01,390 That is it. 151 00:05:01,590 --> 00:05:03,180 Your inheritance is going to your cousin. 152 00:05:03,380 --> 00:05:04,610 What are you talking about? 153 00:05:04,810 --> 00:05:06,090 I really don't know! 154 00:05:06,290 --> 00:05:08,350 It's so hard to discipline from beyond the grave. 155 00:05:09,520 --> 00:05:12,450 So, how is it going with landship ghost? 156 00:05:12,650 --> 00:05:14,620 You two spending much time together. 157 00:05:14,820 --> 00:05:16,890 Yeah, give us the scoop, Sass. 158 00:05:17,090 --> 00:05:20,630 Okay, it's not a big deal, but we kind of... kissed. 159 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:23,070 [gasps] Not a big deal? That's huge! 160 00:05:23,270 --> 00:05:24,850 Especially for you. 161 00:05:25,050 --> 00:05:26,770 I mean, you marked a tree when a girl said hi to you. 162 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,420 What are you gonna do now, write a rock opera? 163 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:29,640 Okay, it's totally a big deal. 164 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,030 Oh, she's really cool. 165 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:32,250 And she has all these great stories 166 00:05:32,450 --> 00:05:33,550 from living life on the road. 167 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,030 I loved my days on the road. 168 00:05:35,230 --> 00:05:36,600 Back when I was on tour. 169 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:38,340 Ooh, a new city every night. 170 00:05:38,540 --> 00:05:40,820 Made it pretty easy to see different guys, 171 00:05:41,020 --> 00:05:42,430 if you know what I mean. 172 00:05:42,630 --> 00:05:44,830 [laughing] 173 00:05:45,030 --> 00:05:46,700 No. What do you mean? 174 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:49,000 I'm just saying, they didn't have to know about each other. 175 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:51,220 The road is freedom. 176 00:05:51,420 --> 00:05:52,570 Do you think Jessica could be 177 00:05:52,770 --> 00:05:53,660 hooking up with different ghosts? 178 00:05:53,860 --> 00:05:55,010 Oops. 179 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:56,060 I hadn't even thought about that. 180 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:57,930 Oh, my God. I mean... 181 00:05:58,130 --> 00:05:59,670 yeah, she's parked every night outside Freddie's apartment. 182 00:05:59,870 --> 00:06:01,410 And who knows what could be going on over there and... 183 00:06:01,610 --> 00:06:03,800 Well, one good thing is she has so many opportunities 184 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,410 for sexual fulfillment. 185 00:06:05,610 --> 00:06:08,290 All the responsibility won't just fall to you. 186 00:06:08,480 --> 00:06:09,680 [sighs] 187 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:12,110 Yeah, I'm not sure that's helping, girl. 188 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:14,810 JAY: Sam, I need some help out here. 189 00:06:15,010 --> 00:06:16,470 That's for the cab, yeah. 190 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:17,950 Yes, sir. I'll have to call you back. Thank you. 191 00:06:18,150 --> 00:06:19,470 Where's Freddie?I don't know. 192 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:21,340 Oh, I assumed you were together, 193 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,820 braiding one another's hair.[door closes] 194 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:24,340 Sorry I'm late, 195 00:06:24,540 --> 00:06:26,430 didn't get a lot of sleep last night. 196 00:06:26,630 --> 00:06:28,830 He looks like Hamilton after a night at the whorehouse. 197 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:30,440 Which he frequented. 198 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,700 [chuckling] No songs in the musical about that. 199 00:06:32,900 --> 00:06:34,570 Everything all right?FREDDIE: Not really. 200 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:35,790 I talked to Beth about the Brita thing, 201 00:06:35,990 --> 00:06:37,050 like you said to. 202 00:06:37,250 --> 00:06:38,580 She didn't take it very well. 203 00:06:38,780 --> 00:06:39,880 Seems like it's heading in 204 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,490 an unfortunate direction for you. 205 00:06:41,690 --> 00:06:43,930 It escalated into this huge fight, and then... 206 00:06:44,130 --> 00:06:45,240 she broke up with me. 207 00:06:45,430 --> 00:06:47,450 Oh, no, Freddie. I'm so sorry. 208 00:06:47,650 --> 00:06:49,200 So he lost the love of his life. 209 00:06:49,390 --> 00:06:51,200 The important thing is his employer cares about him. 210 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:52,940 [phone ringing]I got it. 211 00:06:53,140 --> 00:06:55,980 No! Let me. [clears throat] 212 00:06:56,180 --> 00:06:57,330 Woodstone B and B. 213 00:06:57,530 --> 00:06:59,600 How may I help you? 214 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:02,340 [voice trembling]: Reservation for Valentine's Day? 215 00:07:02,540 --> 00:07:04,780 And you sure you want to book that far in advance? 216 00:07:04,980 --> 00:07:06,040 This isn't good. 217 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,740 FREDDIE: Because sometimes, 218 00:07:07,940 --> 00:07:10,220 you think your relationship is perfect, 219 00:07:10,420 --> 00:07:12,700 but then your girlfriend dumps you 220 00:07:12,900 --> 00:07:14,350 and takes the Brita... 221 00:07:14,550 --> 00:07:17,560 and now you're alone and now your water tastes weird. 222 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:20,170 [sniffles] Excuse me. 223 00:07:21,350 --> 00:07:23,700 Babe, I think you broke Freddie. 224 00:07:29,710 --> 00:07:30,800 JESSICA: In retrospect, yeah, 225 00:07:31,000 --> 00:07:32,330 probably should've taken a cab 226 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,330 to the bottomless mimosa brunch. Yeah. 227 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:35,720 Well, you live and you learn, right? 228 00:07:35,920 --> 00:07:39,070 Or, I guess just... learn. 229 00:07:39,270 --> 00:07:42,420 Hey, so... Freddie's place. What's that like? 230 00:07:42,620 --> 00:07:44,600 What?You know, where you're parked every night. 231 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:46,560 All night. Is it fun? 232 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,690 Any cool ghosts live there? 233 00:07:47,890 --> 00:07:49,080 Yeah, it's okay. 234 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,480 It's mostly just me and this guy, Roger. 235 00:07:51,670 --> 00:07:53,040 Oh, yeah? What's, uh, Roger like? 236 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:54,610 Super old, die of natural causes? 237 00:07:54,810 --> 00:07:57,220 No, he was a leatherhead football player, 238 00:07:57,420 --> 00:07:58,790 back in the day. 239 00:07:58,990 --> 00:08:00,920 Died running into a goalpost.Oh... 240 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,620 And he's just absolutely ripped. 241 00:08:03,820 --> 00:08:05,970 Oh, that's...Yeah. 242 00:08:06,170 --> 00:08:06,840 ...cool. 243 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,190 He's really funny, too. 244 00:08:08,390 --> 00:08:10,020 He said this thing to me the other day. 245 00:08:10,210 --> 00:08:12,500 He was all like... [chuckles] 246 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:15,330 [laughs nervously][laughing] 247 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:18,980 I can't, I-I don't know. You just had to be there. 248 00:08:19,180 --> 00:08:21,160 Right, right, right, but... but I'm not there. 249 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,810 I'm here. 250 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:24,600 Uh. So he's big and funny, huh? 251 00:08:24,790 --> 00:08:26,510 Mm-hmm. But also sensitive. 252 00:08:26,710 --> 00:08:29,560 And oddly smart, which is surprising, you know, 253 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:32,900 for someone who played football and modeled. 254 00:08:35,030 --> 00:08:36,690 We have a hamster together. 255 00:08:36,890 --> 00:08:38,610 I mean, what happens to Bubbles? 256 00:08:38,810 --> 00:08:40,790 Freddie, if you don't feel up to working today, it's okay. 257 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:42,050 We understand. 258 00:08:42,250 --> 00:08:44,480 Yes, reward this poor showing. 259 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,140 That'll set him straight. 260 00:08:46,340 --> 00:08:48,270 Here, have a glass of water. It'll make you feel better. 261 00:08:48,470 --> 00:08:50,800 I fear water may be a sore subject. 262 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:52,800 Oh, God, if only we'd drank tap 263 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,890 none of this would have happened. 264 00:08:55,090 --> 00:08:56,580 Okay, we need eyes on this Beth chick. 265 00:08:56,780 --> 00:08:58,670 I mean, he's really sad, 266 00:08:58,870 --> 00:09:00,070 so there's a chance she's super hot. 267 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:01,940 I think I just need to be alone for a bit. 268 00:09:02,140 --> 00:09:05,810 Indeed, and we'll go watch you wallow. 269 00:09:06,010 --> 00:09:08,200 He's gonna pull up pictures, I know it. 270 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,860 Well, this is exactly what I was afraid would happen. 271 00:09:12,060 --> 00:09:13,860 You have now ruined your employee. 272 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,600 I think you're being a little dramatic. 273 00:09:15,800 --> 00:09:16,520 I'm just worried about Bubbles. 274 00:09:16,720 --> 00:09:17,950 He's living in a broken home, now. 275 00:09:18,150 --> 00:09:19,170 He's a hamster of divorce. 276 00:09:19,370 --> 00:09:22,090 Samantha, you made a mistake 277 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:24,130 by treating Freddie with basic human decency. 278 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:26,740 But you needn't compound it by continuing to do so. 279 00:09:26,940 --> 00:09:28,620 His girlfriend just dumped him. 280 00:09:28,820 --> 00:09:30,660 It doesn't matter if his girlfriend dumped him 281 00:09:30,860 --> 00:09:33,880 or his right arm was torn off in an iron foundry. 282 00:09:34,080 --> 00:09:35,410 You need to tell him to stop whining 283 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,020 and put that stump to work. 284 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:39,500 That sounded like a disturbingly real example. 285 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,840 I'm done listening to this. [chuckles sarcastically] 286 00:09:43,140 --> 00:09:45,200 He couldn't handle a simple phone call, 287 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,200 and that's not that difficult. 288 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:48,810 I've done it.They had phones back in your day? 289 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:50,200 [sighs] Not many. 290 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:52,290 In fact, we had the only one for 300 miles. 291 00:09:52,490 --> 00:09:55,210 We had no one to call, but we had bragging rights. 292 00:09:55,410 --> 00:09:59,080 Oh, the letters I would send boasting about our telephone. 293 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,520 ♪ ♪ 294 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,820 I need you. 295 00:10:03,020 --> 00:10:06,350 Well, look who comes crawling back... 296 00:10:06,550 --> 00:10:07,570 Not like that. 297 00:10:07,770 --> 00:10:09,000 I need you to do something for me 298 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,570 on Samantha's computer. 299 00:10:10,770 --> 00:10:12,490 Her assistant has become a blubbering liability, 300 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:13,920 and she refuses to do anything about it. 301 00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,230 Okay. So, what do we do? 302 00:10:15,430 --> 00:10:16,790 We intervene. 303 00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,360 And create a scenario so egregious 304 00:10:18,560 --> 00:10:20,840 she has no choice but to become the boss she needs to be 305 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:23,240 and come down on him once and for all. 306 00:10:23,430 --> 00:10:25,020 You were a really tough boss, weren't you? 307 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:27,540 I could be hard on a man when they needed it. 308 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:28,940 Okay, right there. 309 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:30,810 I feel like you're trying to be provocative. 310 00:10:31,010 --> 00:10:32,810 Oh, stop reading into everything, 311 00:10:33,010 --> 00:10:34,380 you dirty little boy. 312 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,420 Okay, come on! That time for sure. 313 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:39,990 So now Freddie's girlfriend kicked him out 314 00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:41,690 and he's living at his mom's house. 315 00:10:41,890 --> 00:10:43,080 Oh, so that means you won't get to see your buddy, 316 00:10:43,280 --> 00:10:44,870 the football model,anymore. 317 00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:46,610 Unless they get back together, yeah. 318 00:10:46,810 --> 00:10:48,260 That is tough. 319 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:49,520 It's okay, though. 320 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,000 There is this one other really cool ghost 321 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,660 that haunts the mom's house, so that's nice. 322 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,220 Oh, neat. Uh, what's her name? 323 00:10:54,420 --> 00:10:56,220 His name is Chad. 324 00:10:56,420 --> 00:10:59,230 And he also died in a car-related incident. 325 00:10:59,430 --> 00:11:02,100 He was doing a charity car wash for his firehouse. 326 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:05,500 And then he got hit by a driver who got distracted 327 00:11:05,690 --> 00:11:06,500 by his washboard abs. 328 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:08,150 Oh, come on! 329 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:09,630 Wait, what's going on here? 330 00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,240 Are you jealous? 331 00:11:11,440 --> 00:11:13,150 What? No! 332 00:11:13,350 --> 00:11:15,370 Why? Should I be? Is there something going on? 333 00:11:15,570 --> 00:11:17,460 Okay, you know, I really don't like this side of you. 334 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,510 Freddie and I have been listening to podcasts 335 00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,030 about toxic relationships 336 00:11:21,230 --> 00:11:23,120 and I'm starting to see some signs. 337 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:24,730 Well, what do you expect? 338 00:11:24,930 --> 00:11:26,250 You're hanging out with model football players 339 00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,260 and guys so hot people are mowing them down. 340 00:11:29,460 --> 00:11:31,740 You're out there on the road, living that road life. 341 00:11:31,940 --> 00:11:33,570 What?I know about road life. 342 00:11:33,770 --> 00:11:35,660 Okay? I know all about it. 343 00:11:35,860 --> 00:11:37,570 I'd like you to leave my RAV4. 344 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:39,180 Oh, I'm going. 345 00:11:39,380 --> 00:11:40,910 [sighs] 346 00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,930 I can't believe how packed we are this week.I know, right? 347 00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,270 Full capacity. 348 00:11:46,470 --> 00:11:48,020 I never thought we'd see the day. 349 00:11:48,220 --> 00:11:50,150 Hey, just checking in. It should be under Kubena. 350 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:51,580 Here we go. 351 00:11:51,780 --> 00:11:53,150 Uh, there must be some sort of some mistake. 352 00:11:53,350 --> 00:11:54,810 We're fully booked this weekend. 353 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:57,460 Oh, no, absolutely not. We have a confirmation. 354 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:59,510 All thanks to your magic fingers, Trevor. 355 00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,680 Not the first time you've said that.You shut up. 356 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,510 Ah. Here it is. 357 00:12:03,710 --> 00:12:05,160 Oh, I see. Oh, okay. 358 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:06,340 Well, we'll clear that right up. 359 00:12:06,540 --> 00:12:07,860 Um, where's Freddie? 360 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:09,250 He's in the library, making a collage 361 00:12:09,450 --> 00:12:11,780 out of construction paper and photographs to give to Beth. 362 00:12:11,980 --> 00:12:13,390 A surefire way to win her back. 363 00:12:13,590 --> 00:12:14,650 Good move, kid. 364 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:16,090 Freddie! [chuckles] 365 00:12:16,290 --> 00:12:17,570 Yes? 366 00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,260 Uh, there seems to be a little issue 367 00:12:19,460 --> 00:12:20,610 with the reservation system. 368 00:12:20,810 --> 00:12:22,440 We may have double-booked a room. 369 00:12:22,640 --> 00:12:24,180 Um, that's not possible. 370 00:12:24,380 --> 00:12:26,050 HETTY: Oh, did someone make a critical error 371 00:12:26,250 --> 00:12:27,970 whilst in the midst of an emotional breakdown? 372 00:12:28,170 --> 00:12:29,840 We havea reservation. 373 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,060 Hey-hey, friends. 374 00:12:32,260 --> 00:12:33,500 Take it easy. This weekend is about 375 00:12:33,700 --> 00:12:35,930 good jams and good jams and good vibes. 376 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,070 It says here we have the Maple Suite for two nights. 377 00:12:39,270 --> 00:12:40,290 What the hell? That's my room. 378 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,500 You calling my wife a liar? 379 00:12:42,700 --> 00:12:43,720 Hi, I'm checking in. 380 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:45,030 I have a reservation for the Maple Suite. 381 00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,860 Get in line, dude! 382 00:12:47,060 --> 00:12:49,210 This is like how people fought over toilets at Woodstock. 383 00:12:49,410 --> 00:12:52,300 Everyone loves sharing until they have to poop. 384 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:53,430 FREDDIE:The system isn't supposed to allow this. 385 00:12:53,630 --> 00:12:54,690 It's taking on a mind of its own, 386 00:12:54,890 --> 00:12:56,130 like Joshua in WarGames. 387 00:12:56,330 --> 00:12:57,390 [chuckles] Freddie, you got to stop 388 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,090 saying things that make me like you 389 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,440 'cause I'm starting to get annoyed right now. 390 00:13:00,640 --> 00:13:02,440 I don't know how this happened! 391 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:03,700 HETTY: Samantha, he's making a fool of you 392 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:05,350 and ruining your business. 393 00:13:05,550 --> 00:13:07,880 We demand a room right now. 394 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,010 I want to shower and nap before String Cheese Incident. 395 00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:12,580 Okay, I'm so sorry. 396 00:13:12,780 --> 00:13:14,100 Uh, we have a new employee 397 00:13:14,300 --> 00:13:15,710 and there seems to be some sort of mix-up. 398 00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:17,930 Every place within 30 miles of here is booked. 399 00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:19,720 My mom has a spare bedroom. 400 00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,540 They don't want to stay at your mom's place, Freddie. 401 00:13:21,740 --> 00:13:23,460 It has a Murphy bed.I don't care. 402 00:13:23,660 --> 00:13:25,550 Yes, that's it, feel the anger coursing through you. 403 00:13:25,750 --> 00:13:27,770 Why are you getting mad at me? This isn't my fault. 404 00:13:27,970 --> 00:13:29,330 Well, then, whose fault is it? 405 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,120 Well, since Beth broke up with me-- 406 00:13:31,320 --> 00:13:33,860 Oh, get over it, Freddie. Things happen in people's lives. 407 00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:35,380 Finish him. 408 00:13:35,580 --> 00:13:36,950 I didn't tell you this, but she took the hamster. 409 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,260 She got Bubbles.Oh, my God. 410 00:13:38,460 --> 00:13:39,950 Buy another hamster. They're all the same. 411 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,650 [chuckles] He was a really special rodent. 412 00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,220 That's not our problem. 413 00:13:44,420 --> 00:13:46,050 You messed up the whole reservation system. 414 00:13:46,250 --> 00:13:47,440 I thought you were a nice boss. 415 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:49,350 And I thought you were a good employee. 416 00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:51,400 You're right. I am a bad employee. 417 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:54,400 Ooh, Freddie, no.I don't deserve to work here. 418 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:55,530 I quit. 419 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:58,480 Oh, that was better than cocaine. 420 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,280 You yelled at Freddie and he quit? 421 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:07,810 Sasappis, do not guilt Samantha. She did the right thing. 422 00:14:08,010 --> 00:14:09,370 My girlfriend lives in his car. 423 00:14:09,570 --> 00:14:11,070 Yeah, she live in landship. 424 00:14:11,270 --> 00:14:13,030 He just said car. You can't repeat "car"? 425 00:14:13,230 --> 00:14:14,380 It's like you don't want to learn. 426 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,990 Thor don't like your hat.[gasps] 427 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:17,600 I'm sorry, Sass. 428 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:18,730 I liked Freddie, but he made a really big mistake. 429 00:14:18,930 --> 00:14:20,340 This is so unfair. 430 00:14:20,540 --> 00:14:21,870 You guys are the worst Livings. 431 00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:23,480 [groaning] 432 00:14:23,670 --> 00:14:24,780 I wish I could slam a door! 433 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,090 That's interesting.What is? 434 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:28,700 Well, I can see when changes were made 435 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:30,220 to the reservation system 436 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:31,960 and someone changed the maximum occupancy 437 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:33,830 at 9:38 last night. 438 00:14:34,030 --> 00:14:35,840 But Freddie wasn't here that late.I know. 439 00:14:36,040 --> 00:14:38,320 Well, why dwell in the past? 440 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,410 I think we should all focus on this car commercial. 441 00:14:41,610 --> 00:14:44,540 Yah, cool landship.[quietly]: Oh, my God. 442 00:14:44,740 --> 00:14:47,020 Yeah, somebody changed the maximum number of rooms 443 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,110 from four to... 444 00:14:49,310 --> 00:14:50,620 sixty-nine. 445 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:53,460 Hetty made me do it. 446 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:55,290 You spineless coward! 447 00:14:55,490 --> 00:14:57,030 Dammit, Trevor.Yeah, Trev-dog, you had to know 448 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,730 that this would lead back to you. 449 00:14:59,930 --> 00:15:02,470 It is the best joke. I will not apologize. 450 00:15:02,670 --> 00:15:03,820 Hetty, why would you do this? 451 00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,170 You refused to take action. 452 00:15:06,370 --> 00:15:09,220 I had to create a situation that would force your hand. 453 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:11,040 Freddie was on a downward spiral 454 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:12,180 and he was gonna take you with him. 455 00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,040 If anything, you should be thanking me. 456 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:18,790 "Freddie" also made a reservation for 457 00:15:18,990 --> 00:15:21,400 Mr. and Mrs. Seymour Butts. 458 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,010 [laughing] 459 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,970 Oh, come on. That's objectively funny. 460 00:15:26,170 --> 00:15:29,150 Hey, roomie.Pete, I'm really not in the mood right now. 461 00:15:29,350 --> 00:15:30,150 Oh. 462 00:15:30,350 --> 00:15:31,940 I'm sorry, is it 1971 463 00:15:32,130 --> 00:15:34,150 and are you Carol on our wedding night? [chuckles] 464 00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,330 Oh, in retrospect, the signs were there. 465 00:15:36,530 --> 00:15:37,720 What do you want? 466 00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:39,290 Uh, I wanted to tell you 467 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:40,680 that Jay and Sam are gonna try to hire Freddie back. 468 00:15:40,880 --> 00:15:41,990 It doesn't matter. 469 00:15:42,190 --> 00:15:43,560 I already blew it with Jessica. 470 00:15:43,750 --> 00:15:45,300 I got super jealous and she got really mad. 471 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:46,940 Hmm, I see. 472 00:15:48,940 --> 00:15:49,740 You want some advice? 473 00:15:49,930 --> 00:15:52,650 From you? About women? 474 00:15:52,850 --> 00:15:54,700 I-I mean, sure. 475 00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:58,310 You know how you can tell 100% if someone's cheating on you? 476 00:15:58,510 --> 00:15:59,960 You can't. 477 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,570 That's the thing about relationships. 478 00:16:01,770 --> 00:16:03,580 You know? You... you have to trust. 479 00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:05,400 Now, in my case, the trust wasn't warranted, 480 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:08,450 but the alternative is to let paranoia take over 481 00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:11,150 and ruin what could be a good thing. 482 00:16:11,350 --> 00:16:13,590 That actually makes a lot of sense. 483 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:15,200 Thanks, Pete. 484 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,330 Anytime, roomie. 485 00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:19,290 Hey, did your wife really not want to have sex 486 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:20,370 on your wedding night? 487 00:16:20,570 --> 00:16:21,680 It was a long day. 488 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,290 We had cake.Okay. 489 00:16:23,490 --> 00:16:24,420 It was hot out.We don't have to talk about it. 490 00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:26,810 We had cake! 491 00:16:27,850 --> 00:16:28,910 Samantha, may I have a moment? 492 00:16:29,100 --> 00:16:30,950 No, I don't want to talk to you. 493 00:16:31,150 --> 00:16:33,260 You sabotaged my business, all to get me 494 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:35,350 to yell at that poor kid who did nothing wrong. 495 00:16:35,550 --> 00:16:39,570 I was trying to impart what I believed to be wisdom. 496 00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:42,010 We just had to beg Freddie to come back. 497 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:44,920 This place was jammed with angry jam-jam fans. 498 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,790 The-the point is, you went way too far. 499 00:16:46,990 --> 00:16:48,090 Hetty, what were you thinking? 500 00:16:51,530 --> 00:16:54,580 I was not the best mother. 501 00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:58,980 I delegated the care and raising of my children to others. 502 00:16:59,180 --> 00:17:01,810 And I missed out on being a part of their lives. 503 00:17:02,010 --> 00:17:04,290 And then, after my death, I had to watch my children 504 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,890 become adults in this house. 505 00:17:06,760 --> 00:17:08,760 Unable to help them. 506 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,560 To give advice... 507 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:13,210 to guide them. 508 00:17:13,410 --> 00:17:16,390 Mother, what do you think I should do? 509 00:17:16,590 --> 00:17:18,780 Should I marry this girl? Is she the one? 510 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,000 No, she is a money-grubbing harlot. 511 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,350 Her family is landless and striving. 512 00:17:23,550 --> 00:17:26,220 Just give me a sign. Any sign.On it. 513 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,490 [groans][electricity buzzes] 514 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,360 Whoa. 515 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,450 Okay, I will marry her. [chuckles softly] 516 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:32,580 No! 517 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,710 Thomas! 518 00:17:34,910 --> 00:17:36,800 What the hell, Thorfinn? 519 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,580 I was doing sign for "no." 520 00:17:38,780 --> 00:17:40,670 But can see where... confusing. 521 00:17:40,870 --> 00:17:42,370 D'you think? 522 00:17:42,570 --> 00:17:44,940 I have watched generations of Woodstones 523 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,200 make mistakes in this house. 524 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:51,900 But then, after 100 years, a miracle happened. 525 00:17:52,100 --> 00:17:54,600 You fell down those stairs, and I was given a second chance. 526 00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:57,030 To be heard. 527 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:03,130 You know, my mom used to point out my mistakes. 528 00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:04,650 A lot. 529 00:18:04,850 --> 00:18:07,090 We would get into these huge fights 530 00:18:07,290 --> 00:18:08,870 and I would do the opposite of what she said. 531 00:18:09,070 --> 00:18:10,270 And because of that I... 532 00:18:10,470 --> 00:18:13,750 I probably missed out on some good advice. 533 00:18:13,950 --> 00:18:17,710 Well, maybe this is a second chance for both of us. 534 00:18:17,910 --> 00:18:20,450 That's a nice way to think of it. 535 00:18:20,650 --> 00:18:22,500 So, you'll agree to always listen to me from now on? 536 00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,240 Only if you agree to let me make my own mistakes 537 00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,200 when I disagree, because sometimes they're not mistakes 538 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,890 and I know what I'm talking about. 539 00:18:29,090 --> 00:18:31,330 In retrospect, I can see that you were 540 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:33,380 slightly more in tune with the fragile constitution 541 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:35,950 of the modern worker.Thank you. 542 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,730 But also, for what it's worth, 543 00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:40,170 you seemed to be quite at home disciplining that young man. 544 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,390 I mean, you really laid into him. 545 00:18:42,590 --> 00:18:43,780 It felt so good. [chuckles] 546 00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,830 There are those Woodstone genes. 547 00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,350 You know, I actually wanted to strangle him. 548 00:18:49,550 --> 00:18:50,740 Ooh... 549 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:53,310 That's probably frowned upon these days. 550 00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:55,090 Huh. And they call that progress. 551 00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,710 Hey, you got a sec? 552 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,540 Well, I was gonna walk to the other side of the car, 553 00:19:04,740 --> 00:19:06,410 but I guess I can do that later. 554 00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:07,850 Look, I'm sorry. 555 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,760 I know I'm 500 years old, but I'm, ironically, 556 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,980 kind of new to all this dating stuff. 557 00:19:13,180 --> 00:19:15,110 If you think mentioning that you're super old 558 00:19:15,310 --> 00:19:18,290 is feeding into my daddy issues right now, then... 559 00:19:18,490 --> 00:19:19,640 you're right. 560 00:19:19,840 --> 00:19:21,590 It is. I like it. It's super hot. 561 00:19:22,590 --> 00:19:24,690 The thing is, I got jealous. 562 00:19:24,890 --> 00:19:27,170 But that's my problem. Not yours. 563 00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,650 Okay, well, for what it's worth, 564 00:19:28,850 --> 00:19:30,780 I'm not hooking up with other ghosts. 565 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:33,920 Really? I mean, thank you for saying that. 566 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,300 I... I trust you. 567 00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,660 Aw... 568 00:19:37,860 --> 00:19:39,300 Come here, you big cutie. 569 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,310 Cool. 570 00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:45,840 What did Beth think of the collage? 571 00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,630 Oh, I don't know, I haven't heard back yet. 572 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,190 Oh, you will. 573 00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,850 But a collage well done is its own reward. 574 00:19:51,050 --> 00:19:52,890 Anyway, we're just glad to have you back.Yeah. 575 00:19:53,090 --> 00:19:55,460 Oh, I'm glad to be back. It is crazy, though. 576 00:19:55,660 --> 00:19:57,850 I mean, I checked the security footage 577 00:19:58,050 --> 00:20:01,070 and no one even approached the laptop at 9:38. 578 00:20:01,270 --> 00:20:02,600 So weird, right? 579 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,120 That's spooky. [chuckles softly] 580 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,290 It is spooky. 581 00:20:08,110 --> 00:20:09,950 ♪ ♪ 582 00:20:10,150 --> 00:20:11,210 Huh. 583 00:20:11,410 --> 00:20:14,000 That's odd. 584 00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,830 The keys are clicking themselves. 585 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:20,000 Yeah, he's gonna have questions about that. 586 00:20:26,260 --> 00:20:29,800 Captioning sponsored by CBS 587 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:34,150 and TOYOTA. 588 00:20:34,350 --> 00:20:38,280 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org