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很久很久以前
在一個不是很遠的地方

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歷代國王認為上帝賦予他們

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隨心所欲統治英國的權利

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你們也知道亨利八世
高大的都鐸紅髮國王

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他把妻子當面紙對待

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用完即丟

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{\an8}離婚,斬首,死了
離婚,斬首,沒死

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繼承王位的是他的兒子愛德華

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糟糕了

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他死了之後,大家以為會由

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他的同父異母姊姊瑪麗繼承王位
或甚至是伊莉莎白

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沒想到半路殺出一個
跌破大家眼鏡的人

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珍葛蕾女爵

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她是叛逆的知識分子,有點難搞

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最後卻淪為她野心勃勃的
貴族家庭的政治棋子

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珍被迫結婚
心不甘情不願地當上女王

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隨後,才過了九天
她就被冠上“叛徒”的罪名

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然後一砍

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人頭落地

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珍原本能成為
英國所需要的君主,無奈

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歷史把珍視為最典型的落難美女

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我們不接受

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要是我們能改變歷史呢?

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不想做的事情就不要做

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珍葛蕾女爵,但我想要

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那我建議妳
要是他的那裡出現膿皰

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–不要跟他上床
–這是金玉良言,蘇珊娜

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我做了藥膏幫妳止癢

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妳好聰明

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她是不是很聰明?

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那我什麼時候可以愛愛?

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先等幾週吧

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幾週不做我會受不了,妳受得了嗎?

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我沒辦法,但問珍不準

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她是淑女,婚前要守貞

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我其實是為了自己守貞

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事實上,我可能永遠都不結婚

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好啊,我在治療妳的陰道
妳還敢笑我

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可是妳這樣要怎麼生活?

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妳要怎麼辦?妳母親會怎麼說?

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法蘭絲夫人不知道

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我才不管她怎麼想
我有更遠大的計畫

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快點,告訴她

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我在寫全世界第一本英國藥草大全

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介紹藥草的功效

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–藥草?
–藥草

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藥草

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裡面有文字
還有圖畫給不識字的人看

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《療癒全書》
珍葛蕾著

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{\an8}我打算出版販售

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也許這樣就能賺到足夠的錢自立自強

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金盞花到底在哪裡?

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–珍
–找到了

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萊斯特公爵要來了

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可惡,是今天嗎?

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她叫我去採花

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記得一天擦兩次

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珍,妳看

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那是新來的馬廄小弟,好帥

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他在教我怎麼騎馬

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那是妳咬下來的嗎?

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–瑪格麗特,閉嘴
–那些花很漂亮

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凱瑟琳,閉嘴

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妳們都閉嘴,要面帶微笑
不然只能過苦日子

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珍的父親過世後
因為沒有男性繼承人

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他伯公的兒子

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萊斯特公爵繼承了所有的遺產

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於是葛蕾家族的寡婦和女兒

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全仰賴萊斯特的施捨才能生存

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倫敦路上有很可怕的群眾
切普斯托那裡吊死了一個人

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不會吧,太糟糕了

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–應該把他們全燒死
–瑪格麗特

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親愛的,我同意

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最新的隔離法明文規定,那些惡劣的
伊西人再入侵我們的領土就會被處死

75
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但沒有說明方法

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預留斟酌空間只會抹殺效率

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妳長大了呢,是不是?

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好孩子

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妳笑起來會更漂亮

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是嗎?

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大人,你有沒有...

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把患部抬高可以舒緩痛風

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櫻桃治痛風很有效,我讀過...

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妳讀過?妳會讀書?

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我從未允許我的妻子們...
她們全都死於生產

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用我的種生下的孩子都很大

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我從未允許她們讀書
甚至是擁有書都不行

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對啊,母親,妳為何要教育我們
給我們如此沉重的負擔?

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因為愚蠢的女人很乏味

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那愚蠢的男人呢?

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妳們說什麼?

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沒事,大人

93
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萊斯特,請告訴我們
事情確定了嗎?

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確定了

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珍,親愛的孩子

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我們為妳安排好了

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身為女貴族能得到最大的榮耀

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妳的婚事

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該死

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我的婚事?

101
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妳太謙虛了
居然以為妳會以老處女的身分死...

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閉嘴

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–抱歉,妳說什麼?
–你該感到抱歉才對

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你說的話都不對

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我笑起來不會更漂亮

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我也不會是什麼老處女,我會是...

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最幸福的女人

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我送珍回閨房,來吧

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請原諒她,大人

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蠢貨

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妳怎麼可以跟那個白痴
一起規劃我的人生?

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是妳讓我逼不得已

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我不想結婚

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妳不能再依照自己的喜惡
決定妳的人生

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妳不願跟我討論
追求者、打獵或舞會的事

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只會跟僕人聊八卦

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玩那些沒用的藥草和書

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妳會嫁給吉爾福德達德利勳爵

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吉爾福德達德利?

120
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吉爾福德達德利?

121
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我聽過他這個人
宮廷的女生都說他很下流

122
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他只會吃喝嫖賭
跟不莊重的女人亂搞

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我死都不想跟他結婚

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珍,這樁婚事能保護我們

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萊斯特不久就不會想援助我們

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我才不想離開這個家
去住克洛敦的簡陋茅屋

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妳父親沒有留給我們一毛錢

128
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我們只能靠血統生存

129
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妳是國王的表親
又是正統的維若帝人

130
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達德利家族為了權勢什麼都願意做

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而且他們富可敵國

132
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唯利是圖的賤人

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不能再對我動粗了

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妳三天後會結婚

135
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我會竭盡所能擺脫這樁婚事

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珍,妳無能為力

137
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我的書,我的書在哪裡?

138
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妳做了什麼好事?

139
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我把那該死的東西給燒了

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珍著

141
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人生中總會來到一個時候

142
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當你發現你再也無法忍受

143
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你母親的鳥事了

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告訴我該如何取悅妳

145
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這樣可以

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不行

147
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快點

148
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我們要走了

149
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我剛才很享受呢

150
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妳說什麼?

151
00:08:38,209 --> 00:08:39,959
我們現在就要離開

152
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我們往北走
去一座沒有人認識我們的村莊

153
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我調製藥品,妳可以幫我賣

154
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–妳瘋了嗎?
–我受困了一輩子

155
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結婚了也只是換湯不換藥

156
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那麼做才是瘋了

157
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–珍,妳不知道離開後的生活...
–妳的口氣...

158
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跟我母親一樣

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太陽快出來了,我們動作要快

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但外面很危險,有伊西人、派克幫
我還聽說即將爆發內戰

161
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妳該不會相信那些傳聞吧?

162
00:09:01,209 --> 00:09:03,084
妳什麼時候看過伊西人?

163
00:09:03,084 --> 00:09:05,126
妳平常足不出戶,懂什麼?

164
00:09:05,918 --> 00:09:08,959
珍,我小時候...

165
00:09:08,959 --> 00:09:10,334
妳家人把妳逐出家門

166
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我知道,妳告訴過我,有個男人...

167
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不是...妳會有生命危險

168
00:09:15,293 --> 00:09:17,793
我母親把我當商品交易
我也有生命危險

169
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我想要主宰自己的人生,這輩子都是

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–珍...
–那妳留下來

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我靠自己也行

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妳一個人活不到一週

173
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我們需要一點錢

174
00:09:33,459 --> 00:09:34,376
喜歡我的戒指嗎?

175
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我的慈母一睡就睡得很沉

176
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我們沿著古道去馬洛

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再跳上河船,展開新人生

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珍

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怎麼了?

180
00:10:10,834 --> 00:10:11,709
那是什麼聲音?

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快跑

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快點

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–快點
–我來了

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走吧

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站住,她們在這裡

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那就是偷走我的戒指
又綁走我女兒的小偷

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00:11:01,834 --> 00:11:04,751
她沒有...放開她,是我,是我偷的

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00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:06,168
放開我,混蛋

189
00:11:06,168 --> 00:11:08,418
不是妳偷的,明白嗎?

190
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,876
是我逼她跟我走的

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00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:12,001
妳的僕人會因偷竊罪被吊死

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00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:13,959
前提是她沒有先死在牢裡

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00:11:15,626 --> 00:11:17,584
珍,原諒我

194
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伊西人

195
00:11:27,001 --> 00:11:30,043
妳忘了窩藏伊西人的懲罰嗎?

196
00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,584
我不知道她是伊西人

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那妳就太傻了,給我回家

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00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:41,709
我的珍夫人

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鷹,沒錯,蘇珊娜是一隻鷹

200
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我有沒有提到在這個世界裡

201
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,751
有些人能變身成動物?

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那些人叫伊西人

203
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而其他人,包括珍,叫做維若帝人

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珍當然一直都知道伊西人的存在

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只是萬萬沒想到
她的僕人兼好友會是伊西人

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00:12:06,376 --> 00:12:09,709
{\an8}珍從小被灌輸一個觀念
就是伊西人非常危險

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00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:12,084
{\an8}他們被撒旦派來
搗亂維若帝人的生活

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00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:13,251
{\an8}撒旦對人類的詛咒

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{\an8}當然,那都是一派胡言

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身為伊西人
你無法選擇自己會變成哪種動物

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但你可以隨時變換形體

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伊西人會隔代遺傳,三不五時會出現

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通常會在青春期
情緒高亢時顯現出來

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一輩子一種動物

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前一秒你還在跟姊妹吵架

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下一秒就變成一隻蜜獾

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這些人生來就是伊西人

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就像是左撇子,或是眼睛的顏色

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{\an8}數十年來
伊西人遭唾棄、處刑、取締

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{\an8}然後,亨利國王不虧是個王八蛋

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{\an8}又將他們驅逐到野外

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{\an8}讓他們不得不打獵、乞討或偷竊
才能存活

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{\an8}伊西人遭驅逐到野外

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{\an8}珍一直都很好奇
身為伊西人是什麼感覺

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但她在現實生活中
從沒真的遇過伊西人

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而眾所皆知,現實生活是很殘酷的

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珍幹嘛愁眉苦臉?

228
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媽媽說得對,珍在鬧彆扭

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妳一如往常站在媽媽那邊

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不公平,我還沒準備好,我有個點子

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乾脆把所有僕人帶去浸水
看看他們是不是伊西人

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浸水?

233
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等僕人都死了
誰要餵妳吃東西、幫妳生火?

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看招

235
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瑪格麗特,妳還好嗎?

236
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騙到妳了

237
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假血?瑪格麗特,妳這是作弊

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那不叫作弊,那叫獲勝

239
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妳要去哪?

240
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她要去哪?

241
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去倫敦會見達德利公爵
籌備妳的婚禮

242
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跟著那艘船

243
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法蘭絲夫人

244
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達德利公爵

245
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珍女爵也來了?

246
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我沒想到未來的媳婦也會來
歡迎妳們

247
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如妳們所見,我們正在為了婚禮

248
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放上從佛羅倫斯直運而來的掛毯

249
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燉豬、孔雀派、白鷺凍

250
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還有我最愛吃的烤海豚

251
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真美味

252
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那麼,音樂家呢?

253
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–妳們喜不喜歡法國人?
–普普

254
00:15:00,709 --> 00:15:04,668
我知道,一群骯髒又喜愛野獸的人
但他們的音樂...

255
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不得不說,很高興終於見到妳

256
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:11,376
大家都跟我說妳非常聰明

257
00:15:11,501 --> 00:15:13,459
我母親很後悔讓我接受教育

258
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–絕對沒有...
–開玩笑的

259
00:15:16,584 --> 00:15:19,709
我和我表親愛德華國王
小時候有同一位家教

260
00:15:20,334 --> 00:15:21,501
他是我的竹馬之交

261
00:15:21,501 --> 00:15:23,459
國王沒有朋友

262
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他們只有臣民,還有像我這樣的幕僚

263
00:15:26,418 --> 00:15:28,251
公爵,我是來見令公子的

264
00:15:28,251 --> 00:15:31,584
吉爾福德恐怕不在
他出去了,忙著做事情

265
00:15:32,251 --> 00:15:33,084
“做事情”?

266
00:15:33,959 --> 00:15:35,751
你是指喝酒鬧事

267
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跟妓女混在一起?
是的,我早就耳聞那些...

268
00:15:40,376 --> 00:15:41,376
她太緊張了

269
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我明白,這是結婚大事

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妳知道我另一個兒子
史丹也訂婚了吧?

271
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對象是巴伐利亞公主

272
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真的嗎?

273
00:15:50,584 --> 00:15:52,209
–是的
–她很有錢嗎?

274
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腰纏萬貫,那裡不幸爆發瘟疫

275
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所以婚禮延期了

276
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但我跟他說

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只要她能撐過瘟疫,就能撐過婚姻

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其實...

279
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我和達德利要討論結婚契約的細節

280
00:16:11,043 --> 00:16:12,709
我有話要先說

281
00:16:13,293 --> 00:16:14,334
又來了?

282
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:16,543
親愛的,請說吧

283
00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:18,626
我不想嫁給令郎

284
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,834
沒有人在乎妳想要什麼

285
00:16:23,584 --> 00:16:26,251
當你買掛毯時,你不是買給自己的

286
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:28,126
而是買給你的後代子孫

287
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,501
先生,賞點錢吧

288
00:16:44,626 --> 00:16:46,543
等等,你要一枚硬幣嗎?來拿啊

289
00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:48,793
你不是跟我要錢嗎?跳高一點

290
00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:50,959
來啊,再高一點,快點

291
00:16:51,459 --> 00:16:53,043
小屁孩

292
00:16:54,834 --> 00:16:56,251
住手,不許動手

293
00:16:56,918 --> 00:16:58,459
你竟敢傷害那孩子

294
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是他自找的

295
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:01,251
誰叫你嘲弄他,我看到了

296
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,376
可憐的孩子,你受傷了嗎?

297
00:17:03,376 --> 00:17:04,543
他遇過更慘的

298
00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:06,918
把硬幣給他

299
00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:08,418
不要

300
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快給他

301
00:17:12,376 --> 00:17:13,709
樂意效勞,小姐

302
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糟糕

303
00:17:17,293 --> 00:17:18,126
不會吧?

304
00:17:18,751 --> 00:17:21,126
我在教他乞討是罪惡之舉

305
00:17:21,126 --> 00:17:22,959
去你的,屎臉哥

306
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:27,126
小心,他們身上有跳蚤

307
00:17:30,543 --> 00:17:31,959
那個人是誰?

308
00:17:31,959 --> 00:17:34,209
達德利公爵的兒子,他超欠揍

309
00:17:38,126 --> 00:17:39,876
他是吉爾福德達德利?

310
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:46,834
珍實在無法想像自己嫁給這種渣男

311
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:49,043
她需要天賜神蹟

312
00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:53,793
而唯一能施展神蹟的就是聖人...

313
00:17:56,584 --> 00:17:58,293
還有國王

314
00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:07,584
愛德華國王九歲登基

315
00:18:07,584 --> 00:18:11,918
因為他父親亨利國王總算翹辮子

316
00:18:12,543 --> 00:18:15,459
愛德華原本和他敬愛的表親珍

317
00:18:15,459 --> 00:18:17,668
過著無憂無慮的日子

318
00:18:17,668 --> 00:18:20,459
如今卻必須聽那些愛管閒事的幕僚

319
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:22,834
教他怎麼管理自己的王國

320
00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,168
三、二、一

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而這其中包括

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宣讀針對伊西人
又寫得亂七八糟的公告

323
00:18:37,209 --> 00:18:39,168
國王陛下,有什麼問題嗎?

324
00:18:45,834 --> 00:18:46,668
我的手下

325
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:53,834
但願我在這一天能與你們同行

326
00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:56,668
你們也願意與我稱兄道弟

327
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,543
他整個脫稿了

328
00:18:58,543 --> 00:18:59,709
沒錯,西摩公爵

329
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:00,793
去拿輪椅

330
00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:03,501
我永遠無法體會戰鬥的快感

331
00:19:04,709 --> 00:19:06,876
或是兄弟情誼的喜悅

332
00:19:08,251 --> 00:19:11,501
但我可以對你們的勇氣和膽量

333
00:19:12,084 --> 00:19:15,626
展現無比的尊敬和感激之心

334
00:19:16,168 --> 00:19:19,168
如此我們才能向人民保證

335
00:19:19,168 --> 00:19:22,084
他們在英國永遠是安全的

336
00:19:30,709 --> 00:19:31,626
國王陛下

337
00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:36,251
請

338
00:19:38,626 --> 00:19:41,584
等大家都走了再來

339
00:19:43,084 --> 00:19:45,001
黑馬上的新士兵是誰?

340
00:19:45,001 --> 00:19:45,918
我說過了,記得嗎?

341
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:48,501
他們是金士蘭護衛
這些菁英會保護你

342
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:50,834
免受那些
在國內製造麻煩的伊西人侵害

343
00:19:53,709 --> 00:19:54,918
第一個議程項目...

344
00:19:56,418 --> 00:20:00,084
有野獸企圖溜進格林斯比
被我們的人逮到了

345
00:20:00,959 --> 00:20:01,918
是派克幫

346
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:03,543
沒錯...

347
00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:07,459
所謂的伊西反抗軍

348
00:20:07,459 --> 00:20:08,834
野蠻的惡棍

349
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:12,584
這明顯觸犯了隔離法

350
00:20:12,584 --> 00:20:16,001
“伊西人不得進入維若帝人的城市

351
00:20:16,001 --> 00:20:19,418
“鄉鎮或物業,違法者會被處死”

352
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:21,751
–處死?
–當然,這是法律規定的

353
00:20:21,751 --> 00:20:24,834
但你跟我說野外有足夠的糧食

354
00:20:24,834 --> 00:20:26,626
他們為何非要溜進格林斯比?

355
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,626
我也百思不解,您去過格林斯比嗎?

356
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:33,084
不要殺死他們
把他們趕回森林就好了

357
00:20:36,126 --> 00:20:38,501
我的表親珍葛蕾女爵來了

358
00:20:39,043 --> 00:20:41,043
所有人都退下,通通出去

359
00:20:49,334 --> 00:20:50,293
國王陛下

360
00:20:50,293 --> 00:20:51,209
妳太見外了

361
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,209
你還好嗎?感冒好點沒?

362
00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:57,459
我沒事,感冒很嚴重,但沒什麼大礙

363
00:20:57,876 --> 00:21:00,209
這是我最近養的狗狗牽牛

364
00:21:00,209 --> 00:21:01,168
嗨,牽牛

365
00:21:01,168 --> 00:21:03,876
牠非常忠誠,我走到哪就跟到哪

366
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:05,084
牠好美

367
00:21:05,084 --> 00:21:07,543
小珍,妳的兩個妹妹好嗎?

368
00:21:07,543 --> 00:21:09,834
瑪格麗特還會虐待蝴蝶嗎?

369
00:21:10,668 --> 00:21:11,668
要不要出去走走?

370
00:21:18,918 --> 00:21:20,626
我有非常不好的消息

371
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:23,751
我母親要逼我結婚,你可以介入嗎?

372
00:21:25,126 --> 00:21:26,668
珍,我早就批准了

373
00:21:29,543 --> 00:21:30,376
為什麼?

374
00:21:31,043 --> 00:21:34,543
你怎麼可以未經我同意
就批准我的婚事?

375
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,626
不要意氣用事,保護家庭是妳的職責

376
00:21:38,168 --> 00:21:39,626
我不想結婚

377
00:21:39,626 --> 00:21:41,126
妳以為我就想當國王嗎?

378
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:45,251
人人天生有責,這是命中註定

379
00:21:45,543 --> 00:21:47,126
反正妳也沒別的選擇

380
00:21:47,126 --> 00:21:50,293
我不想當賢妻良母
成為男人的所有物...

381
00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,626
我也不想成為快死了的國王
結果還不是一樣

382
00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:53,834
你才沒有快死了

383
00:21:56,501 --> 00:21:57,334
你快死了嗎?

384
00:22:01,751 --> 00:22:02,959
我生病了

385
00:22:04,501 --> 00:22:06,209
恐怕逃不過宿命

386
00:22:09,376 --> 00:22:11,001
這個王國一團亂

387
00:22:12,501 --> 00:22:15,043
–我在盡力了,但我時日無多
–不

388
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:16,668
不,別這麼說

389
00:22:18,459 --> 00:22:19,668
這是現實世界

390
00:22:21,293 --> 00:22:24,376
國王會死,女貴族必須嫁人

391
00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:30,043
至於妳的成婚對象

392
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,293
他不可能那麼糟

393
00:22:33,626 --> 00:22:35,334
他父親是我的幕僚

394
00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:39,459
妳很快就會讓他變成更好的人
就像妳讓我變成更好的人一樣

395
00:22:40,876 --> 00:22:43,334
雖然我其實本來就很優秀了

396
00:22:48,418 --> 00:22:52,001
我一直認為結婚聽起來很有趣

397
00:22:53,251 --> 00:22:55,293
能有個伴侶、朋友

398
00:22:57,293 --> 00:23:00,293
有人在身旁逗你笑
讓你知道你並不孤單

399
00:23:01,501 --> 00:23:05,251
我一直覺得要結婚的話
對象必須是我自己選的人

400
00:23:06,293 --> 00:23:09,293
小珍,妳這樣想就太傻了

401
00:23:13,876 --> 00:23:17,543
瑪麗公主和伊莉莎白公主
綽號為貝絲

402
00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:22,584
是亨利國王兩位最苦命妻子的後代

403
00:23:22,584 --> 00:23:24,626
她們的弟弟年紀最小

404
00:23:24,626 --> 00:23:26,376
卻最早登上王位

405
00:23:26,376 --> 00:23:29,834
–因為...你知道的,他有老二
–貝絲,快點

406
00:23:32,876 --> 00:23:34,501
公主殿下

407
00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:35,501
我們的弟弟在哪裡?

408
00:23:36,043 --> 00:23:39,876
他在花園裡和珍葛蕾女爵漫步

409
00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:42,001
珍葛蕾女爵?

410
00:23:54,543 --> 00:23:55,376
姊姊

411
00:23:57,876 --> 00:23:58,834
國王陛下

412
00:24:00,918 --> 00:24:03,418
小愛,西摩,快拿派過來

413
00:24:04,334 --> 00:24:05,334
你氣色好差

414
00:24:05,334 --> 00:24:07,209
沒那麼差吧

415
00:24:07,209 --> 00:24:09,501
弟弟,珍

416
00:24:09,501 --> 00:24:10,876
公主殿下,很高興見到妳們

417
00:24:11,543 --> 00:24:13,501
親愛的貝絲,我和珍剛才在...

418
00:24:13,501 --> 00:24:14,584
黑莓派

419
00:24:15,418 --> 00:24:16,334
你最愛吃的

420
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:20,376
瑪麗,謝謝妳

421
00:24:24,126 --> 00:24:27,126
可憐的弟弟,這樣病死太慘了

422
00:24:28,251 --> 00:24:30,959
會一直咳到肺都掉出來了

423
00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:31,876
愛德華

424
00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:33,834
弟弟

425
00:24:33,834 --> 00:24:35,043
國王陛下

426
00:24:35,043 --> 00:24:36,001
愛德華

427
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:37,793
珍

428
00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,751
他無法呼吸,是生病的關係

429
00:24:39,751 --> 00:24:41,376
護衛,快叫巴特斯醫生來

430
00:24:41,834 --> 00:24:44,293
我們需要療肺草

431
00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:47,251
在那裡,淡紫色的花,快點

432
00:24:48,209 --> 00:24:49,251
看著我

433
00:24:49,251 --> 00:24:50,168
快點

434
00:24:58,959 --> 00:24:59,793
咬一咬

435
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,168
深呼吸

436
00:25:10,168 --> 00:25:13,334
–珍救了國王一命
–珍救了國王一命

437
00:25:13,334 --> 00:25:14,418
我來了

438
00:25:14,418 --> 00:25:15,751
巴特斯醫生

439
00:25:15,751 --> 00:25:16,751
我來了

440
00:25:17,584 --> 00:25:18,584
我來了

441
00:25:21,251 --> 00:25:24,501
又發作了,糟糕,我忘了帶鑷子

442
00:25:27,043 --> 00:25:31,001
建議你們不要看,我要插進去了

443
00:25:36,043 --> 00:25:37,334
剛才真刺激

444
00:25:38,001 --> 00:25:40,876
刺激?愛德華還沒康復
我不能丟下他

445
00:25:40,876 --> 00:25:43,709
去問你們的醫生有沒有土木香
那是一種藥草

446
00:25:44,584 --> 00:25:47,793
國王陛下有全王國
最頂尖的醫療照護,再見

447
00:26:01,084 --> 00:26:05,251
國王陛下,容我冒昧建議您

448
00:26:05,959 --> 00:26:08,084
煮小貓茶佐尿液來喝

449
00:26:09,918 --> 00:26:12,376
老人的尿液為佳

450
00:26:12,834 --> 00:26:17,043
–太好了...
–我不想喝小貓茶

451
00:26:19,626 --> 00:26:21,751
國王陛下,我剛剛才聽到消息...

452
00:26:21,751 --> 00:26:23,959
–他總算來了
–珍在哪裡?

453
00:26:24,376 --> 00:26:25,501
我請她回家了

454
00:26:27,793 --> 00:26:30,876
時間到了,該指定您的繼位者了

455
00:26:31,126 --> 00:26:31,959
我知道

456
00:26:33,334 --> 00:26:34,501
我不怕死

457
00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:36,626
不對,其實我怕得要命

458
00:26:36,626 --> 00:26:38,668
您力大如千獅

459
00:26:38,668 --> 00:26:42,834
國王陛下,身為護國公,我必須確認

460
00:26:42,834 --> 00:26:46,543
您的姊姊瑪麗是合法繼位者

461
00:26:46,543 --> 00:26:48,959
也是唯一能確保我們的王國平安

462
00:26:48,959 --> 00:26:52,793
免受邪惡野獸侵害的人

463
00:26:52,793 --> 00:26:54,626
你戲很多耶

464
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:57,709
全王國的人都同意

465
00:26:58,584 --> 00:26:59,793
我不同意

466
00:27:00,668 --> 00:27:03,543
我們花時間仔細想一下

467
00:27:04,168 --> 00:27:07,501
瑪麗公主的母親凱瑟琳

468
00:27:07,501 --> 00:27:11,126
原本嫁給您父親的兄長亞瑟

469
00:27:11,126 --> 00:27:14,418
也就是當時的王儲,還記得嗎?

470
00:27:14,418 --> 00:27:16,668
亞瑟過世之後

471
00:27:16,668 --> 00:27:20,001
她當然就宣布守貞

472
00:27:20,126 --> 00:27:23,584
才能保持處女身分

473
00:27:23,584 --> 00:27:25,668
廢除婚姻狀態,轉嫁給新任國王

474
00:27:25,668 --> 00:27:29,459
不過她想騙誰啊,西班牙人

475
00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:34,876
總之,亨利後來和凱瑟琳離婚

476
00:27:34,876 --> 00:27:39,334
所以瑪麗真的有資格繼承王位嗎?

477
00:27:39,334 --> 00:27:41,043
嚴格來說,她是私生女

478
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:44,126
那貝絲公主呢?

479
00:27:44,126 --> 00:27:46,959
她母親是伊西人,人民絕不會接受

480
00:27:47,376 --> 00:27:50,126
西摩,你說的是千真萬確

481
00:27:50,709 --> 00:27:53,251
要是有另一個人選呢?

482
00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,584
這個人擁有純正王室血統

483
00:27:56,584 --> 00:28:00,084
與出身名門的維若帝人訂婚

484
00:28:00,084 --> 00:28:03,084
也許能讓這個人

485
00:28:03,543 --> 00:28:07,418
繼任王位,直到她能生下一個兒子

486
00:28:08,209 --> 00:28:09,084
珍女爵

487
00:28:09,084 --> 00:28:11,584
珍葛蕾女爵?您的表親?

488
00:28:12,084 --> 00:28:13,501
真是絕妙的點子

489
00:28:13,501 --> 00:28:15,959
珍女王?這主意爛透了

490
00:28:16,293 --> 00:28:18,876
這是國王陛下的主意,你敢說它爛?

491
00:28:20,168 --> 00:28:22,751
她是女生,女生無法統治王國

492
00:28:22,751 --> 00:28:24,334
在我們的幫助下,珍可以當女王

493
00:28:24,334 --> 00:28:26,418
直到她生下能當上國王的兒子

494
00:28:26,418 --> 00:28:31,168
也太巧了吧,珍的未婚夫是你的兒子

495
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,793
未來的國王會是他的孫子

496
00:28:33,793 --> 00:28:35,543
哇,我都沒想到呢

497
00:28:35,543 --> 00:28:37,501
珍女王,太扯了

498
00:28:37,501 --> 00:28:39,793
–很順口,對吧?
–別鬧了

499
00:28:40,709 --> 00:28:41,834
我做出決定了

500
00:28:44,793 --> 00:28:47,043
把我的遺囑送去文祕署保管

501
00:28:47,043 --> 00:28:49,584
只有在我死後才能打開

502
00:28:49,584 --> 00:28:50,918
之前絕對不行

503
00:28:59,418 --> 00:29:01,959
還要弄很久嗎?

504
00:29:04,251 --> 00:29:06,168
我住附近,騎馬回去就好了

505
00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,876
西摩公爵不會高興的

506
00:29:09,668 --> 00:29:13,168
要是我感冒了,他也不會高興吧

507
00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:15,918
我表親也是,他可是國王呢

508
00:29:19,793 --> 00:29:22,918
達德利,你這個蛇蠍豬八戒

509
00:29:22,918 --> 00:29:24,543
我是豬又是蛇?

510
00:29:25,084 --> 00:29:26,209
關於繼任一事

511
00:29:26,209 --> 00:29:28,918
不論愛德華國王的遺願為何
我都會遵從

512
00:29:28,918 --> 00:29:31,043
我詛咒你,達德利

513
00:29:31,751 --> 00:29:35,168
冷靜點,這樣心浮氣躁很不健康

514
00:29:35,168 --> 00:29:36,251
我辦不到

515
00:29:36,251 --> 00:29:37,834
兄弟,深呼吸

516
00:29:37,834 --> 00:29:41,834
希望他會選瑪麗公主為繼位者

517
00:29:41,834 --> 00:29:43,376
如果他選珍女爵

518
00:29:43,376 --> 00:29:46,334
接下來的發展,我無法擔保

519
00:29:46,334 --> 00:29:49,959
你當然無法擔保接下來的發展

520
00:29:49,959 --> 00:29:52,376
因為你會變得無關緊要

521
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,751
失陪了,我要籌備一場婚禮

522
00:30:01,334 --> 00:30:02,168
西摩公爵

523
00:30:02,751 --> 00:30:03,584
拿給我

524
00:30:10,459 --> 00:30:13,709
西摩,我已經做決定了,我需要休息

525
00:30:14,334 --> 00:30:16,584
國王陛下,您得吃點東西

526
00:30:17,251 --> 00:30:19,834
瑪麗公主的黑莓派
她真體貼,對吧?

527
00:30:19,834 --> 00:30:21,376
總是關心您的健康...

528
00:30:23,084 --> 00:30:26,834
護衛,把這死狗帶去狗舍
把牠給殺了

529
00:30:26,834 --> 00:30:29,376
–不行
–您身心虛弱

530
00:30:29,376 --> 00:30:30,584
我們必須處理掉牠

531
00:30:30,584 --> 00:30:32,501
我很樂意親自動手

532
00:30:32,501 --> 00:30:35,959
不許碰我的狗

533
00:30:38,584 --> 00:30:39,501
給我退下

534
00:30:45,543 --> 00:30:48,793
這是珍人生中第一次

535
00:30:48,793 --> 00:30:51,501
沒有人知道她在哪裡

536
00:30:51,501 --> 00:30:54,251
她獨自一人,且是自由的

537
00:30:54,251 --> 00:30:57,543
她終於能逃離這裡
騎向北方,探索...

538
00:30:57,543 --> 00:30:59,626
不,開創命運

539
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,543
等等,那是什麼?

540
00:31:05,293 --> 00:31:08,834
他們是護衛和搜索隊
顯然愛德華國王

541
00:31:08,834 --> 00:31:11,959
還有她可惡的母親
派出一批人馬尋找她

542
00:31:12,501 --> 00:31:17,334
不過套用經典名著的一句話
“撒旦,今天休想得逞”

543
00:31:19,251 --> 00:31:21,418
珍需要一個藏身之處

544
00:31:21,418 --> 00:31:23,001
像是空無一人的獵人小屋

545
00:31:23,001 --> 00:31:27,709
或是乾草捆
一個沒有人會去找的地方

546
00:31:53,959 --> 00:31:55,376
–來吧,加油
–太棒了,我贏了

547
00:31:55,376 --> 00:31:58,001
–白痴,妳作弊
–才沒有,豬頭

548
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,668
–滾蛋
–我說啊...

549
00:32:01,501 --> 00:32:02,584
我可以打斷你們嗎?

550
00:32:04,543 --> 00:32:06,751
比腕力是一門古老藝術

551
00:32:08,793 --> 00:32:12,126
贏家必須保持謙遜
輸家必須保持風度

552
00:32:12,126 --> 00:32:13,668
去上頭野獸吧,貴公子

553
00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:14,834
對,給我滾

554
00:32:15,459 --> 00:32:17,501
好吧,那我就滾

555
00:32:21,001 --> 00:32:22,168
我們要挖出你的內臟

556
00:32:22,168 --> 00:32:23,209
用什麼挖?

557
00:32:26,418 --> 00:32:27,543
在找這兩把刀嗎?

558
00:32:39,709 --> 00:32:44,334
既然我引起大家的注意了
要不要朗誦一首詩折磨一下各位?

559
00:32:46,376 --> 00:32:48,251
–不要
–來不及了

560
00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:52,751
{\an8}我決定死在酒館

561
00:32:52,751 --> 00:32:57,793
{\an8}–讓“揂”陪伴我死去的...
–嘴巴

562
00:32:58,334 --> 00:33:02,668
謝謝大家,喝酒吧,快點

563
00:33:18,376 --> 00:33:20,709
我們要在此向觀眾聲明

564
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:24,501
世界上沒有一見鍾情這回事

565
00:33:25,084 --> 00:33:27,668
但一見就想上?

566
00:33:28,959 --> 00:33:32,626
沒錯,確有其事

567
00:33:33,626 --> 00:33:36,376
那麼,你常來這裡嗎?

568
00:33:37,001 --> 00:33:41,126
珍是史上第一位用那句話搭訕的人

569
00:33:41,126 --> 00:33:44,543
過了兩秒
也是第一位後悔這麼做的人

570
00:33:47,376 --> 00:33:48,376
糟糕

571
00:33:48,501 --> 00:33:49,751
這就是你的回應?

572
00:33:49,876 --> 00:33:52,584
你可以站在桌上朗誦無名詩人的詩

573
00:33:52,584 --> 00:33:55,501
–卻連簡單的道歉都做不到?
–我有說“糟糕”

574
00:33:56,376 --> 00:33:59,918
你剛才拉丁語酒的發音唸錯了

575
00:34:00,251 --> 00:34:02,793
你拉丁語在哪裡學的?溝渠裡嗎?

576
00:34:02,793 --> 00:34:04,251
誰會在溝渠裡教拉丁語?

577
00:34:04,376 --> 00:34:05,793
–你搞錯重點了?
–那重點為何?

578
00:34:05,793 --> 00:34:08,084
你破爛的拉丁語
還有糟糕透頂的餐桌禮儀

579
00:34:08,209 --> 00:34:09,543
我們在餐桌上嗎?沒有

580
00:34:09,543 --> 00:34:10,793
你又搞錯重點了

581
00:34:10,793 --> 00:34:13,709
有人跟妳說過
妳這個學究有多討人厭嗎?

582
00:34:13,709 --> 00:34:15,918
在我家,當學究可是好事

583
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,918
在我家,親切和善勝過於精通語義

584
00:34:17,918 --> 00:34:19,626
只有卑恭屈節的人才會親切和善

585
00:34:19,626 --> 00:34:21,709
親切和善的人才會親切和善

586
00:34:21,709 --> 00:34:23,626
你是我見過最無禮的人

587
00:34:23,626 --> 00:34:26,084
妳還沒認識這裡的人
去跟大家聊聊吧

588
00:34:26,084 --> 00:34:27,251
我會的

589
00:34:29,251 --> 00:34:30,709
–晚安
–等等

590
00:34:34,709 --> 00:34:35,543
妳是誰?

591
00:34:36,084 --> 00:34:36,918
你又是誰?

592
00:34:36,918 --> 00:34:37,959
借過

593
00:34:38,876 --> 00:34:40,751
不...

594
00:34:40,751 --> 00:34:42,084
你們不能來這裡

595
00:34:42,084 --> 00:34:43,501
我們只是來喝酒的

596
00:34:43,501 --> 00:34:44,793
我不想惹麻煩

597
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,709
他很客氣在問你

598
00:34:47,626 --> 00:34:50,168
我保證不會惹麻煩

599
00:34:50,168 --> 00:34:52,459
我說不行,請離開

600
00:34:53,501 --> 00:34:54,751
他為什麼要趕他們走?

601
00:34:56,376 --> 00:34:57,334
晚安

602
00:34:59,709 --> 00:35:01,001
–跟我走
–才不要

603
00:35:01,001 --> 00:35:01,918
幹嘛?

604
00:35:03,084 --> 00:35:03,918
糟糕

605
00:35:03,918 --> 00:35:07,084
我說晚安,各位善良百姓

606
00:35:07,793 --> 00:35:10,793
據可靠消息來源指出

607
00:35:10,793 --> 00:35:13,209
可能有野獸藏身在此

608
00:35:13,709 --> 00:35:14,959
名叫亞契

609
00:35:17,209 --> 00:35:22,043
他因犯下搶劫、縱火
煽動叛亂的罪行被通緝

610
00:35:22,376 --> 00:35:23,543
煽動叛亂,這倒是新的

611
00:35:23,543 --> 00:35:25,084
多謝誇獎

612
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:31,751
追捕人渣總是讓我好渴

613
00:35:39,126 --> 00:35:44,293
把他交出來
不然我就把現場所有人一一浸到水裡

614
00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,584
怎麼樣?想不想來?

615
00:35:51,376 --> 00:35:52,376
好吧,豁出去了

616
00:35:52,959 --> 00:35:56,001
別騷擾他們了,你們這些惡棍

617
00:35:57,501 --> 00:35:58,459
我就是亞契

618
00:36:01,334 --> 00:36:02,584
那你要跟我來

619
00:36:06,751 --> 00:36:07,918
走吧

620
00:36:11,459 --> 00:36:12,543
讓開

621
00:36:13,043 --> 00:36:13,876
殺死牠

622
00:36:18,168 --> 00:36:19,376
我們可以從這道門逃出去

623
00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:21,168
殺死那頭該死的熊

624
00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,293
太誇張了!我都不知道
外面的世界是這樣的

625
00:36:40,293 --> 00:36:42,376
妳沒在酒館裡看過熊嗎?

626
00:36:43,459 --> 00:36:44,459
全都抓走

627
00:37:02,626 --> 00:37:04,543
有更多護衛要來

628
00:37:04,543 --> 00:37:06,001
亞契,他們來了

629
00:37:06,001 --> 00:37:07,709
我們趕快離開這裡

630
00:37:07,709 --> 00:37:10,293
蘇珊娜...

631
00:37:10,293 --> 00:37:11,334
蘇珊娜,快點

632
00:37:15,293 --> 00:37:17,168
最後機會,跟我走

633
00:37:21,709 --> 00:37:22,543
不要

634
00:37:27,293 --> 00:37:28,918
–妳在這裡做什麼?
–那妳呢?

635
00:37:28,918 --> 00:37:30,834
蘇珊娜,快點,走了

636
00:37:30,834 --> 00:37:32,668
–對不起
–我也是

637
00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,876
瞧瞧這裡啊,妳是野獸還是女人?

638
00:37:35,876 --> 00:37:37,834
–女人
–穿膝褲的維若帝女人?

639
00:37:37,834 --> 00:37:39,334
–最好是...
–蘇珊娜,快走

640
00:37:42,501 --> 00:37:45,376
幫助和教唆撒旦的後代?妳會被驅逐

641
00:37:45,376 --> 00:37:46,751
好啊,驅逐我

642
00:37:47,709 --> 00:37:49,168
要不要帶妳去浸水?

643
00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:51,168
把她帶走

644
00:37:56,876 --> 00:37:57,709
鰻魚

645
00:38:00,001 --> 00:38:00,834
真美味

646
00:38:03,668 --> 00:38:04,668
要不要吃吃看?

647
00:38:09,209 --> 00:38:10,709
國王陛下

648
00:38:10,709 --> 00:38:12,834
–伊西人
–冷靜,聽我說

649
00:38:12,834 --> 00:38:14,334
你曾祖母派我來的

650
00:38:14,334 --> 00:38:16,876
妳騙人,我曾祖母死了,護衛!

651
00:38:16,876 --> 00:38:19,459
真的嗎?那這是誰給我的?

652
00:38:22,209 --> 00:38:23,293
別索十字架

653
00:38:24,584 --> 00:38:25,584
她被埋葬時戴著它

654
00:38:25,584 --> 00:38:28,251
沒有,她還活著

655
00:38:28,834 --> 00:38:32,751
她派我來是因為她認為你沒有生病

656
00:38:32,751 --> 00:38:34,043
而她說得對

657
00:38:34,376 --> 00:38:36,251
你被下毒了

658
00:38:36,834 --> 00:38:38,251
我從你的食物裡聞得到

659
00:38:38,376 --> 00:38:39,959
我懂,你一定一時很難消化

660
00:38:41,334 --> 00:38:43,126
不,這樣很多事情都說得通

661
00:38:43,126 --> 00:38:44,626
快跟我一起去找她

662
00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,376
但是誰對我下毒?

663
00:38:46,876 --> 00:38:49,293
我不知道,但我們必須把你救出去

664
00:38:52,084 --> 00:38:54,376
不好意思,你有衣服借我穿嗎?

665
00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,751
我們變身時通常不會如此赤裸

666
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,584
但我剛才...

667
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:01,709
算了,說來話長,改天再告訴你吧

668
00:39:01,709 --> 00:39:03,168
那裡有件長袍

669
00:39:03,168 --> 00:39:04,084
謝了

670
00:39:04,084 --> 00:39:08,084
此時,愛德華有兩個覺悟

671
00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:10,959
第一,他的狗狗在說實話

672
00:39:10,959 --> 00:39:15,751
第二,他對女人沒有興趣

673
00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:19,626
他一直以為女人沒穿衣服
就跟男人一樣

674
00:39:19,626 --> 00:39:24,001
別忘了,愛德華過著非常安逸的生活

675
00:39:25,001 --> 00:39:29,293
你換好衣服之後
我們就可以馬上閃人

676
00:39:29,293 --> 00:39:32,001
–我才不要跟妳走
–什麼?為什麼?

677
00:39:32,001 --> 00:39:34,501
妳五分鐘前還是一隻狗

678
00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:36,876
我是國王,有人想殺死我

679
00:39:37,709 --> 00:39:39,876
不用說,我必須找出凶手並懲罰他們

680
00:39:39,876 --> 00:39:41,251
–可是...
–這是我的決定

681
00:39:41,251 --> 00:39:43,251
你曾祖母會很不高興

682
00:39:45,001 --> 00:39:45,876
進來

683
00:39:52,126 --> 00:39:53,376
國王陛下,您不餓嗎?

684
00:39:54,751 --> 00:39:56,959
不餓,請收走

685
00:40:10,251 --> 00:40:13,376
親愛的牽牛,妳可能救了我一命

686
00:40:16,751 --> 00:40:17,918
公主殿下,晚安

687
00:40:29,001 --> 00:40:30,209
我的弟弟還好嗎?

688
00:40:31,918 --> 00:40:34,126
比西西里人的美德還要虛弱

689
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:37,668
–那他的遺囑...
–搞定了

690
00:40:40,834 --> 00:40:41,668
不過...

691
00:40:43,834 --> 00:40:44,668
“不過”?

692
00:40:48,543 --> 00:40:49,418
發生什麼事了嗎?

693
00:40:50,876 --> 00:40:51,918
–沒有
–快說

694
00:40:51,918 --> 00:40:52,876
沒有發生什麼事

695
00:40:54,459 --> 00:40:56,709
親愛的,妳是第一順位的繼位者

696
00:40:57,751 --> 00:41:01,209
整個王國都希望妳繼位

697
00:41:02,793 --> 00:41:03,918
我會當上女王

698
00:41:06,209 --> 00:41:10,043
然後我要殺光英國境內
所有撒旦的野獸

699
00:41:12,209 --> 00:41:16,084
最好別出任何意外

700
00:41:18,168 --> 00:41:20,501
不,我沒有說謊

701
00:41:20,501 --> 00:41:22,668
沒錯,浸水

702
00:41:22,668 --> 00:41:26,376
一種迫使伊西人變身的酷刑

703
00:41:27,543 --> 00:41:28,876
也可能讓他們喪命

704
00:41:37,668 --> 00:41:39,459
好,下一個換誰?

705
00:41:40,376 --> 00:41:41,209
那她呢?

706
00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:42,668
什麼?

707
00:41:42,668 --> 00:41:44,709
她幫其中一人逃跑,可能是野獸

708
00:41:44,709 --> 00:41:46,084
不,我不是伊西人

709
00:41:46,084 --> 00:41:47,834
我不是...你最好不要...

710
00:41:47,834 --> 00:41:51,043
不...拜託...

711
00:41:51,043 --> 00:41:52,501
我不會變身,只會溺水

712
00:41:52,918 --> 00:41:53,834
好痛

713
00:41:53,959 --> 00:41:54,918
就是要痛啊,親愛的

714
00:41:54,918 --> 00:41:55,834
住手

715
00:41:58,626 --> 00:42:01,001
她是珍葛蕾女爵

716
00:42:01,793 --> 00:42:04,084
愛德華國王的表親

717
00:42:04,084 --> 00:42:08,209
我命令你們不准淹死她

718
00:42:27,543 --> 00:42:29,918
我會下令把那些人打死

719
00:42:31,126 --> 00:42:35,418
這是法蘭絲說過
最接近“我愛妳”的話

720
00:42:36,876 --> 00:42:38,084
母親,關於婚禮的事

721
00:42:40,793 --> 00:42:41,626
求求妳...

722
00:42:44,084 --> 00:42:45,751
求求妳不要逼我嫁給他

723
00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,501
我只會說一遍

724
00:42:51,584 --> 00:42:54,334
若妳明天不嫁給吉爾福德達德利

725
00:42:56,334 --> 00:42:59,209
我就會別無選擇
只能把妳妹妹凱瑟琳

726
00:42:59,209 --> 00:43:02,834
嫁給萊斯特公爵,噁心的腳趾男

727
00:43:02,834 --> 00:43:03,834
不會吧

728
00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:05,793
不信就試試看

729
00:43:18,918 --> 00:43:23,418
珍多麼想逃離這場婚禮

730
00:43:23,418 --> 00:43:27,084
但她不斷想到那間酒館

731
00:43:27,084 --> 00:43:30,376
還有那位迷人
卻又令人火冒三丈的男子

732
00:43:31,251 --> 00:43:34,959
無法花更多時間想著
酒館裡迷人卻又令人火冒三丈的男子

733
00:43:34,959 --> 00:43:38,084
原本是珍這輩子受到最不公平的待遇

734
00:43:38,084 --> 00:43:41,376
從明天開始,她的人生
只會充滿不公平的待遇

735
00:43:41,376 --> 00:43:44,376
結婚、生孩子、死亡

736
00:43:44,376 --> 00:43:48,501
而且根據統計數據來看
這會過得很快

737
00:43:48,501 --> 00:43:50,834
死吧,小貓咪,我要你跪地求饒

738
00:43:51,501 --> 00:43:52,543
瑪格麗特,出去

739
00:43:53,126 --> 00:43:56,251
僕人最討厭妳把假血弄得到處都是

740
00:44:03,626 --> 00:44:06,334
等等,回來,瑪格麗特,回來

741
00:44:36,209 --> 00:44:37,668
大一點的好了

742
00:44:43,418 --> 00:44:44,376
這是妳要的東西

743
00:45:02,043 --> 00:45:02,876
怎麼了?

744
00:45:03,668 --> 00:45:04,876
這樣應該就可以了吧

745
00:45:53,626 --> 00:45:58,168
太棒了,酒館的常客、鬧事者

746
00:45:58,168 --> 00:46:03,876
達德利公爵之子
珍葛蕾女爵的性幻想對象

747
00:46:03,876 --> 00:46:07,418
容我介紹珍的未婚夫

748
00:46:07,418 --> 00:46:11,126
吉爾福德達德利勳爵

749
00:46:11,126 --> 00:46:15,168
各位親朋好友,我們今天齊聚一堂

750
00:46:15,168 --> 00:46:19,084
見證珍葛蕾女爵

751
00:46:19,084 --> 00:46:21,501
和吉爾福德達德利勳爵

752
00:46:21,501 --> 00:46:25,293
在這場神聖的婚禮上結為連理

753
00:46:26,084 --> 00:46:27,834
吉爾福德達德利勳爵...

754
00:46:29,543 --> 00:46:30,376
什麼?

755
00:46:37,876 --> 00:46:43,251
我,吉爾福德,願意娶珍

756
00:46:44,459 --> 00:46:45,543
作為我的...

757
00:46:49,668 --> 00:46:50,501
我的...

758
00:46:55,959 --> 00:46:57,043
我的妻子

759
00:46:58,918 --> 00:47:02,126
從今以後,我對妳承諾

760
00:47:03,959 --> 00:47:05,709
我將永遠對妳忠誠

761
00:47:06,334 --> 00:47:07,959
再來換珍葛蕾女爵

762
00:47:12,501 --> 00:47:15,793
我,珍...

763
00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:18,209
妳有一點...

764
00:47:19,043 --> 00:47:19,876
東西

765
00:47:21,418 --> 00:47:22,251
有一點...

766
00:47:45,751 --> 00:47:48,001
–珍
–她生病了

767
00:48:12,834 --> 00:48:14,959
哎呀,我有好多問題

768
00:48:14,959 --> 00:48:16,459
本季預告

769
00:48:16,459 --> 00:48:19,251
珍會嫁給惡名昭彰的
吉爾福德達德利嗎?

770
00:48:20,126 --> 00:48:24,168
愛德華國王
會被他頭殼壞掉的姊姊瑪麗謀殺嗎?

771
00:48:24,168 --> 00:48:25,543
我會當上女王

772
00:48:25,543 --> 00:48:29,168
蘇珊娜被放逐之後,能活下來嗎?

773
00:48:29,168 --> 00:48:32,626
之後就會揭曉,因為故事才正要開始

774
00:48:33,126 --> 00:48:34,084
把一切都告訴我

775
00:48:34,709 --> 00:48:37,959
一旦珍被困在令人抓狂的婚姻...

776
00:48:37,959 --> 00:48:39,209
我是妳的丈夫

777
00:48:39,209 --> 00:48:41,043
...嫁給最令人惱怒...

778
00:48:41,043 --> 00:48:43,543
–妳需要一把匕首
–那不是匕首

779
00:48:43,543 --> 00:48:44,668
這才是匕首

780
00:48:44,668 --> 00:48:46,834
...又最讓她神魂顛倒的男人...

781
00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:56,126
...住在一個危機四伏的世界裡...

782
00:48:56,126 --> 00:48:57,959
王宮裡有人對我下毒

783
00:48:58,584 --> 00:48:59,918
...王國四分五裂...

784
00:48:59,918 --> 00:49:01,626
此事攸關整座王國

785
00:49:01,626 --> 00:49:05,168
...她發現原來她並非無所不知

786
00:49:05,168 --> 00:49:06,376
可惡

787
00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:09,126
正當鬧得雞飛狗跳...

788
00:49:09,584 --> 00:49:11,751
女爵,國王駕崩了

789
00:49:12,751 --> 00:49:15,043
...珍被封為英國女王

790
00:49:15,043 --> 00:49:16,959
保護君主政體最重要

791
00:49:16,959 --> 00:49:18,168
–安靜
–安靜

792
00:49:18,168 --> 00:49:19,209
安靜

793
00:49:22,876 --> 00:49:25,209
現在她身邊盡是惡棍

794
00:49:25,209 --> 00:49:29,126
叛徒、馬屁精、無賴、傻蛋

795
00:49:30,334 --> 00:49:31,626
和殺人凶手

796
00:49:31,626 --> 00:49:33,501
–好好享受害死自己的過程吧
–我會的

797
00:49:34,251 --> 00:49:36,209
最糟的是,她的母親

798
00:49:36,209 --> 00:49:37,418
敬我

799
00:49:37,418 --> 00:49:39,209
我迷上辣媽了

800
00:49:42,126 --> 00:49:45,418
準備好迎接一段
充滿真愛與冒險的史詩故事嗎?

801
00:49:45,418 --> 00:49:46,918
這個國家想要改變

802
00:49:46,918 --> 00:49:48,709
我可以治癒英國

803
00:49:51,126 --> 00:49:52,668
聽起來妳要放棄了

804
00:49:52,668 --> 00:49:54,959
我這輩子從沒放棄過

805
00:49:54,959 --> 00:49:56,793
–真的嗎?那就證明給我看
–真的

806
00:49:57,959 --> 00:49:59,251
想也知道準備好了

807
00:49:59,251 --> 00:50:00,418
珍

808
00:50:00,418 --> 00:50:02,126
現在不逃走,你就必死無疑

809
00:50:02,126 --> 00:50:03,251
我才不要

810
00:50:04,334 --> 00:50:06,126
親愛的,坐穩了

811
00:50:06,126 --> 00:50:08,126
敬請觀賞本劇

812
00:50:08,126 --> 00:50:09,501
來吧,王國等著妳

813
00:51:52,293 --> 00:51:54,293
字幕翻譯:鄭思齊

814
00:51:54,293 --> 00:51:56,376
創意監督 謝慧霓