1 00:00:06,126 --> 00:00:07,376 {\an8}[Jane] The crown is not my right. 2 00:00:07,376 --> 00:00:09,251 {\an8}Why would Edward name me? 3 00:00:09,251 --> 00:00:11,126 {\an8}[Mary] I was Daddy's firstborn. 4 00:00:11,126 --> 00:00:14,584 And now a girl is finally on the Throne, and it's Jane sodding Grey? 5 00:00:14,584 --> 00:00:17,043 I'll simply have to kill her myself. 6 00:00:17,168 --> 00:00:19,251 [Susannah] Ethians cannot survive another winter in the wild. 7 00:00:19,251 --> 00:00:20,793 Not with the new Kingsland Guards. 8 00:00:20,918 --> 00:00:22,834 [Archer] Why don't you leave him alone, 9 00:00:22,834 --> 00:00:23,876 you bunch of thugs? 10 00:00:23,876 --> 00:00:24,918 I'm Archer. 11 00:00:24,918 --> 00:00:26,626 - [people gasping] - [roars] 12 00:00:26,626 --> 00:00:27,751 [Mary] Their beastly leader, "Archer." 13 00:00:27,751 --> 00:00:28,834 Why haven't you killed him yet? 14 00:00:28,834 --> 00:00:29,918 I'm trying my best. 15 00:00:29,918 --> 00:00:31,668 [Mary] Edward's will. You stole it. 16 00:00:31,668 --> 00:00:34,084 See that box? Place it next to Queen Jane. 17 00:00:34,084 --> 00:00:36,084 Bess, is talking about Edward making you upset? 18 00:00:37,084 --> 00:00:38,543 [hisses] 19 00:00:38,543 --> 00:00:40,293 - I'm glad you're here. - [Guildford] I still need a cure, 20 00:00:40,293 --> 00:00:41,876 and I presume you still want a divorce, so... 21 00:00:41,876 --> 00:00:42,834 does our deal stand? 22 00:00:42,834 --> 00:00:44,959 Oh, I've never given up on anything in my entire life. 23 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:46,293 - Then prove it. - [Seymour] The grooms 24 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:47,376 from the West Stables 25 00:00:47,376 --> 00:00:48,418 have been dismissed. 26 00:00:48,418 --> 00:00:49,584 What does she want with the West Stables? 27 00:00:49,584 --> 00:00:51,043 [Jane] Florentine Widowmaker. 28 00:00:51,043 --> 00:00:53,376 - It's the poison that killed Edward. - They killed him together. 29 00:00:53,376 --> 00:00:55,209 You killed Edward. I have proof. 30 00:00:55,209 --> 00:00:57,001 Aah! 31 00:00:57,001 --> 00:00:59,084 Abdicate or die! 32 00:00:59,084 --> 00:01:01,501 [Author] And now, a twist. 33 00:01:01,501 --> 00:01:03,001 Edward is alive. 34 00:01:04,168 --> 00:01:06,501 - [♪ Dorothy: "Wicked Ones"] - ♪ Ah, ah, ah... 35 00:01:06,501 --> 00:01:08,876 {\an8}[Author] Once upon a time, there was a young King 36 00:01:08,876 --> 00:01:10,918 {\an8}who was poisoned, 37 00:01:10,918 --> 00:01:13,251 {\an8}assumed dead, 38 00:01:13,251 --> 00:01:15,543 {\an8}but was, in fact... 39 00:01:15,543 --> 00:01:18,084 {\an8}-not. - [gasps] 40 00:01:18,084 --> 00:01:19,293 {\an8}Where am I? 41 00:01:19,293 --> 00:01:22,543 {\an8}[Granny] Edward. My sweet. 42 00:01:22,543 --> 00:01:24,043 [Author] Edward knows her face. 43 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:26,918 He's seen it a thousand times on her effigy. 44 00:01:26,918 --> 00:01:29,959 This ancient nun is the formidable Margaret Beaufort. 45 00:01:29,959 --> 00:01:32,834 But to Edward, she is simply... 46 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:34,459 Granny? 47 00:01:34,459 --> 00:01:36,126 Of course it is. 48 00:01:36,126 --> 00:01:37,709 We rescued you. 49 00:01:37,709 --> 00:01:40,043 And in the nick of time, too. 50 00:01:40,043 --> 00:01:42,626 Your barmy sister was about to kill you. 51 00:01:42,626 --> 00:01:44,501 Mary was poisoning me. I remember. 52 00:01:44,501 --> 00:01:47,126 Well, lucky for you, we had the antidote. 53 00:01:47,126 --> 00:01:48,959 Jane said there was no antidote. 54 00:01:48,959 --> 00:01:51,084 Verities always think they know everything. 55 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:53,376 I'm confused. 56 00:01:53,376 --> 00:01:55,376 Last thing I remember, I was in my Palace, 57 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:58,459 hiding on the window ledge and then something bonked me on my head. 58 00:01:58,459 --> 00:02:00,084 Stop whinging. 59 00:02:00,084 --> 00:02:01,501 [laughs softly] 60 00:02:01,501 --> 00:02:02,751 You're alive. 61 00:02:02,751 --> 00:02:06,001 This one is an excellent climber. 62 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:08,584 She carried you out of the Turret on her back. 63 00:02:08,584 --> 00:02:10,043 I must get back to the Palace. 64 00:02:10,043 --> 00:02:13,293 You shall. But first, rest. 65 00:02:13,293 --> 00:02:15,293 You are safe as kittens here with Granny. 66 00:02:15,293 --> 00:02:19,043 Everything at the Palace is perfectly fine. 67 00:02:19,043 --> 00:02:22,876 [Author] Everything at the Palace is not perfectly fine. 68 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,084 ♪ Ah, ah, ah ♪ 69 00:02:25,084 --> 00:02:28,918 ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪ 70 00:02:28,918 --> 00:02:31,251 - [gasps] - ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah... 71 00:02:32,918 --> 00:02:35,084 [Author] In fact, Mary throttled Jane 72 00:02:35,084 --> 00:02:37,709 and left her unconscious and discarded on the grass 73 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,459 like yesterday's dog poo-poo. 74 00:02:39,459 --> 00:02:42,334 But Jane's only thought is... 75 00:02:42,334 --> 00:02:43,876 Guildford. 76 00:02:43,876 --> 00:02:46,168 ♪ Ain't no love when the wicked run ♪ 77 00:02:46,168 --> 00:02:49,251 ♪ All we do is try to lay off ♪ 78 00:02:49,251 --> 00:02:50,918 ♪ We're the wicked ones ♪ 79 00:02:50,918 --> 00:02:52,876 Rupert? Where's Guildford? 80 00:02:52,876 --> 00:02:55,834 He's safe. He's in the south meadow. 81 00:02:56,834 --> 00:02:58,626 [suspenseful music playing] 82 00:03:00,334 --> 00:03:03,043 There were papers here, letters, in code. 83 00:03:03,043 --> 00:03:04,709 I need them. Where are they? 84 00:03:04,709 --> 00:03:06,209 Princess Mary came. 85 00:03:06,209 --> 00:03:08,126 She took everything. 86 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,209 [panting] 87 00:03:15,084 --> 00:03:16,709 Your Majesty? 88 00:03:18,709 --> 00:03:21,459 We must speak about your husband. 89 00:03:21,459 --> 00:03:23,543 [dramatic music playing] 90 00:03:25,501 --> 00:03:28,459 [Author] Meanwhile, in an Ethian camp not that far away... 91 00:03:28,459 --> 00:03:32,001 The Scots say they want an answer within the month. 92 00:03:32,001 --> 00:03:33,959 And they sent a haggis. 93 00:03:33,959 --> 00:03:35,751 So you know they're serious. 94 00:03:35,751 --> 00:03:37,709 - I hate haggis. - Oh, I love haggis. 95 00:03:37,709 --> 00:03:39,459 I think we should accept the terms. 96 00:03:39,459 --> 00:03:40,668 [Susannah scoffs] 97 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,251 What, you don't like it? 98 00:03:42,251 --> 00:03:43,709 I didn't say that. 99 00:03:43,709 --> 00:03:46,584 But some people are saying that if we make an alliance with Scotland, 100 00:03:46,584 --> 00:03:49,084 we're just trading one Verity ruler for another. 101 00:03:49,084 --> 00:03:50,293 [Archer] "Some people." 102 00:03:50,293 --> 00:03:52,251 You mean you and the other young fliers. 103 00:03:52,251 --> 00:03:55,293 The Scottish Queen promises us full rights if we fight by their side. 104 00:03:55,293 --> 00:03:56,834 [Archer] All we have to do is help them 105 00:03:56,834 --> 00:03:58,001 take the English throne. 106 00:03:58,001 --> 00:04:00,043 Simple, innit? 107 00:04:01,126 --> 00:04:02,834 We'll get our lives back. 108 00:04:02,834 --> 00:04:05,959 And frankly, we don't have any other options. 109 00:04:07,584 --> 00:04:09,043 - Guards! - [dramatic music playing] 110 00:04:09,043 --> 00:04:10,376 [people screaming] 111 00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:11,626 [Guard] For England and Queen Jane! 112 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,543 [Archer] Guards! 113 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:14,334 [Guard] For England and Queen Jane! 114 00:04:14,334 --> 00:04:15,584 Queen Jane? 115 00:04:15,584 --> 00:04:17,376 Pick up your swords. 116 00:04:18,418 --> 00:04:19,668 [horse screeches] 117 00:04:23,168 --> 00:04:24,376 [grunting] 118 00:04:28,918 --> 00:04:30,834 [roars] 119 00:04:32,459 --> 00:04:34,168 - [clamoring] - [roars] 120 00:04:35,459 --> 00:04:36,876 [shouts] 121 00:04:39,043 --> 00:04:40,293 [groans] 122 00:04:43,293 --> 00:04:44,959 This is a disaster. 123 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:47,918 I'm freaking out. This is my freaking-out face. 124 00:04:47,918 --> 00:04:49,334 It should be simple. 125 00:04:49,334 --> 00:04:51,959 Mary killed Edward and tried to kill me. 126 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:53,418 Yes, we have no proof. 127 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:54,584 My throat? 128 00:04:54,584 --> 00:04:56,293 Ah, a fading bruise? 129 00:04:56,293 --> 00:04:59,459 Seymour claims she spent the night with him. 130 00:04:59,459 --> 00:05:03,084 If somebody had witnessed her commit this alleged attack, that would be something, 131 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:05,209 - But as it is-- - No. Call the Council. 132 00:05:05,209 --> 00:05:06,376 Ooh, they are not your friends. 133 00:05:06,376 --> 00:05:08,376 Well, they need to know the truth. 134 00:05:08,376 --> 00:05:09,626 Whose truth? 135 00:05:09,626 --> 00:05:12,376 Mary will paint you a deranged liar 136 00:05:12,376 --> 00:05:15,251 and use it as a pretext to depose you. 137 00:05:15,251 --> 00:05:17,751 Do not underestimate her. 138 00:05:18,793 --> 00:05:20,168 She must have a weakness. 139 00:05:21,209 --> 00:05:22,543 Only one. [laughs softly] 140 00:05:23,876 --> 00:05:25,001 [pensive music playing] 141 00:05:25,001 --> 00:05:27,668 She's a woman. [laughs] 142 00:05:27,668 --> 00:05:28,834 I'm a woman. 143 00:05:28,834 --> 00:05:31,126 Eh, yes, but you have Guildford. 144 00:05:31,126 --> 00:05:32,668 [scoffs] 145 00:05:32,668 --> 00:05:33,834 Men make people feel safe. 146 00:05:33,834 --> 00:05:35,376 It's clear you must name Guildford 147 00:05:35,376 --> 00:05:37,918 your King A.S.A.F.P., 148 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:40,626 and I have come up with the requisite paperwork-- 149 00:05:40,626 --> 00:05:42,418 My King? 150 00:05:42,418 --> 00:05:45,001 I don't need a King. Edward chose me. 151 00:05:45,001 --> 00:05:46,418 No, he chose your son. 152 00:05:46,418 --> 00:05:49,668 He only named you because you were marrying Guildford and... [whistles] 153 00:05:49,668 --> 00:05:50,959 That's not true. 154 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,501 Oh, it is. I was there. 155 00:05:52,501 --> 00:05:54,001 Now, don't take it personally. 156 00:05:54,001 --> 00:05:56,918 I mean, it's not called a "Queendom," is it? 157 00:05:56,918 --> 00:06:00,209 And a King solidifies your claim to the Throne. 158 00:06:00,209 --> 00:06:02,709 And it makes great sense to crown you both together. 159 00:06:02,709 --> 00:06:04,376 Everybody loves a twofer. 160 00:06:04,376 --> 00:06:06,251 We can announce it at the Banquet. 161 00:06:06,251 --> 00:06:08,251 Banquet? No. 162 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:09,459 No Banquet. 163 00:06:09,459 --> 00:06:11,668 - Yes Banquet. - I need to make a plan. 164 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:14,918 Look, the nobility are already en route. 165 00:06:14,918 --> 00:06:18,918 If you want to beat Mary, get the nobility on side. 166 00:06:18,918 --> 00:06:24,459 Show them a good time and play by the fucking rules. 167 00:06:24,459 --> 00:06:25,876 [knocking on door] 168 00:06:27,834 --> 00:06:29,001 Your Majesty. 169 00:06:29,001 --> 00:06:31,834 Your mother requests your presence, "urgently." 170 00:06:31,834 --> 00:06:33,334 Tell her that I'm busy. 171 00:06:33,334 --> 00:06:34,543 Splendid. 172 00:06:34,543 --> 00:06:38,126 Oh, also, uh, there's an odd Irish girl at the kitchen door, 173 00:06:38,126 --> 00:06:40,876 begged me to give you this. 174 00:06:40,876 --> 00:06:42,501 [whimsical music playing] 175 00:06:44,501 --> 00:06:46,834 Damn these weak thumbs. 176 00:06:46,834 --> 00:06:49,293 [Author] That's Castilian inbreeding for you. 177 00:06:49,293 --> 00:06:51,751 Jane's neck is as strong as oak. 178 00:06:52,834 --> 00:06:55,209 [Seymour] You thought she was dead, my love. 179 00:06:55,209 --> 00:06:56,626 You tried your best. 180 00:06:56,626 --> 00:06:58,376 What if she tells someone? 181 00:06:58,376 --> 00:06:59,918 She has no evidence. 182 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,793 - [grunts] - Squidgy, I'm worried about Bess. 183 00:07:03,793 --> 00:07:05,793 She's been hiding in her room all day. 184 00:07:05,793 --> 00:07:07,251 Perhaps she's on the blob. 185 00:07:07,251 --> 00:07:08,834 No, she's plotting something. 186 00:07:08,834 --> 00:07:11,001 You watch Bess. I'll get a real ally. 187 00:07:11,001 --> 00:07:14,793 Order my carriage. I've got a... an army to raise. 188 00:07:14,793 --> 00:07:16,876 [Author] Into every generation, 189 00:07:16,876 --> 00:07:20,626 a politician is born who fancies himself as a bit of a Kingmaker, 190 00:07:20,626 --> 00:07:25,168 or in this case, a Queenmaker. 191 00:07:25,168 --> 00:07:27,543 - Give me that and fuck off. - Yes, Princess. 192 00:07:27,543 --> 00:07:29,251 [exhales] 193 00:07:29,251 --> 00:07:31,376 - [Author] Meet Lord-- - Norfolk. 194 00:07:31,376 --> 00:07:33,751 I must take the throne at once. 195 00:07:33,751 --> 00:07:36,584 Jane Grey is coming for our entire Verity way of life. 196 00:07:36,584 --> 00:07:38,501 Oh, I don't know. 197 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,751 - I don't want civil war. - Right. 198 00:07:41,751 --> 00:07:44,293 Well, if you aren't going to help, then why are you even here? 199 00:07:44,293 --> 00:07:45,376 [shears snip] 200 00:07:45,376 --> 00:07:47,209 Perhaps it's simple nostalgia. 201 00:07:48,876 --> 00:07:51,751 Your father and I used to play games of "mount the Blounts" 202 00:07:51,751 --> 00:07:53,918 around this very garden. 203 00:07:56,293 --> 00:07:57,418 I'm not stupid. 204 00:07:57,418 --> 00:07:59,959 I want Jane Grey's head on a pike, 205 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:01,626 and I need your army. 206 00:08:03,376 --> 00:08:05,918 So come on. 207 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:08,376 What do you really want? 208 00:08:09,418 --> 00:08:13,668 When you're Queen, to be your Lord Chancellor. 209 00:08:14,709 --> 00:08:16,126 That position is taken. 210 00:08:18,126 --> 00:08:19,834 - [shears snip] - Yes. 211 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,001 By Lord Seymour. 212 00:08:22,001 --> 00:08:23,418 Despicable man. 213 00:08:23,418 --> 00:08:28,918 His mother once told me that he always asked to be spanked. 214 00:08:28,918 --> 00:08:31,084 Despicable. 215 00:08:33,334 --> 00:08:37,584 Well, sack Seymour, replace him with me 216 00:08:37,709 --> 00:08:41,084 and I'll send 5,000 men to fight for you. 217 00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:44,959 As for poor, dear Jane... 218 00:08:47,251 --> 00:08:48,418 [moans] 219 00:08:57,001 --> 00:08:59,459 ...not right. That needs to be washed, all of it. 220 00:08:59,459 --> 00:09:01,751 Okay, yes. To the left. Left, left-- 221 00:09:01,751 --> 00:09:03,918 My left, my left. The other left! 222 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:05,626 Morons. 223 00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:07,209 Ah. 224 00:09:07,209 --> 00:09:08,834 Why are you alone? Where is Jane? 225 00:09:08,834 --> 00:09:11,126 Her Majesty sends regrets. 226 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:13,293 She's refusing me? How dare she? 227 00:09:13,293 --> 00:09:15,084 Charles, catch! 228 00:09:15,084 --> 00:09:16,876 Jolly good throw, Lady Margaret. 229 00:09:16,876 --> 00:09:19,251 - Uh-uh-uh-uh. - Margaret, stop horsing around. 230 00:09:19,251 --> 00:09:21,001 -"Horse." - What was that? 231 00:09:21,001 --> 00:09:22,834 Idioms are for simpletons. 232 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,459 Mother, why don't we put the wine in that corner, 233 00:09:25,459 --> 00:09:27,584 so all the guests can have a quiet place to talk? 234 00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:30,418 This is the first time the nobility will be meeting Jane as their Queen, 235 00:09:30,418 --> 00:09:33,418 and you always say the strongest alliances are made over big drink and small talk. 236 00:09:33,418 --> 00:09:37,584 Well, at least one of my progeny has been paying attention. 237 00:09:37,584 --> 00:09:40,168 - Always. - Margaret, that's enough. 238 00:09:40,168 --> 00:09:41,959 [laughs] 239 00:09:41,959 --> 00:09:45,126 I received a letter this morning from the Countess of Swinford, 240 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:47,501 who said that she's willing to take you in, 241 00:09:47,501 --> 00:09:50,001 - you lucky, lucky thing. - What? 242 00:09:50,001 --> 00:09:53,293 She has been instructing girls for generations, 243 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:58,209 who go on to become obedient wives of minor European royalty. 244 00:09:58,209 --> 00:09:59,918 - You're sending me away? - [Katherine] Swinford? Didn't a girl die 245 00:09:59,918 --> 00:10:01,168 in her care last year? 246 00:10:01,168 --> 00:10:02,709 No, she was always sickly. 247 00:10:02,709 --> 00:10:03,959 You're not the boss of me. 248 00:10:03,959 --> 00:10:06,209 I think you'll find I am. 249 00:10:06,209 --> 00:10:09,376 Now where is your blasted sister? 250 00:10:10,501 --> 00:10:12,251 [Jane] Susannah, I am so glad to see you. 251 00:10:12,251 --> 00:10:13,501 Oh, my gods. 252 00:10:13,501 --> 00:10:15,876 - What happened to you? - Did you order your Guards to attack us? 253 00:10:15,876 --> 00:10:17,251 - What? - Kingsland Guards 254 00:10:17,251 --> 00:10:19,959 stormed our camp this morning in the name of Queen Jane. 255 00:10:19,959 --> 00:10:22,001 I would never order them to do that. 256 00:10:22,001 --> 00:10:25,084 - [scoffs] - No, please... 257 00:10:25,084 --> 00:10:27,084 believe me. 258 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,918 - Gods, you're still bleeding. - No, it's fine. 259 00:10:28,918 --> 00:10:30,543 Come on, let me look. 260 00:10:32,168 --> 00:10:33,918 I made a great salve for bruising. 261 00:10:34,918 --> 00:10:36,793 It's arnica. 262 00:10:36,793 --> 00:10:38,709 Sit down, let me look after you. 263 00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:45,501 [grunts] Your hands are frickin' freezing. 264 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:47,043 Oh, don't be such a baby. 265 00:10:48,334 --> 00:10:51,126 So, "Queen Jane." 266 00:10:51,126 --> 00:10:52,543 I couldn't believe it. 267 00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,959 Neither could I. 268 00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:56,918 I'm sorry about Edward. 269 00:10:56,918 --> 00:10:59,084 Me, too. 270 00:10:59,084 --> 00:11:00,751 [gentle music playing] 271 00:11:00,751 --> 00:11:04,293 Was there seriously nobody else he could think to name heir to the Throne? 272 00:11:04,293 --> 00:11:06,126 [laughs softly] 273 00:11:06,126 --> 00:11:07,751 That's very funny. 274 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,001 Well, I don't envy you. 275 00:11:11,001 --> 00:11:12,501 It's a shitshow out there. 276 00:11:12,501 --> 00:11:14,834 And it's only getting worse. 277 00:11:14,834 --> 00:11:17,834 [somber music playing] 278 00:11:17,834 --> 00:11:19,626 This won't happen again. 279 00:11:19,626 --> 00:11:21,543 Where are you going? 280 00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,751 To do my fucking job. 281 00:11:23,751 --> 00:11:25,834 [♪ Gossip: "Heavy Cross"] 282 00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,334 - [indistinct chatter] - [laughter] 283 00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,876 My Lords. 284 00:11:31,876 --> 00:11:34,334 - My Lords! - [chatter stops] 285 00:11:35,334 --> 00:11:37,876 I am disbanding the Kingsland Guards, effective immediately. 286 00:11:37,876 --> 00:11:39,501 - But your Majesty-- - Silence. 287 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,043 They are finished. 288 00:11:42,543 --> 00:11:45,293 And anyone caught flouting my orders will be hanged. 289 00:11:47,043 --> 00:11:48,751 Good day. 290 00:11:48,751 --> 00:11:50,584 [others murmuring] 291 00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:52,751 ♪ I checked you ♪ 292 00:11:52,751 --> 00:11:54,459 ♪ If it's already been done ♪ 293 00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:55,876 ♪ Undo it... 294 00:11:55,876 --> 00:11:58,126 Your Majesty, if I may say, that was rather rash. 295 00:11:58,126 --> 00:11:59,918 Quite. The Kingdom needs order. 296 00:11:59,918 --> 00:12:01,459 No, the Kingdom needs change. 297 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:04,668 And what will you tell the people when we are overrun with Satanic beasts? 298 00:12:04,668 --> 00:12:06,668 I will tell them they have nothing to fear. 299 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:08,626 The goatskin gloves, piss-dick. 300 00:12:09,793 --> 00:12:11,876 [Author] Jane, however, has much to fear. 301 00:12:11,876 --> 00:12:15,293 Especially from Mary. 302 00:12:16,334 --> 00:12:19,084 Fortunately, Jane's good at standing up to bullies. 303 00:12:19,084 --> 00:12:22,376 She has, after all, had so much training, 304 00:12:22,376 --> 00:12:25,043 - with her mother. - [Mary] Your Majesty. 305 00:12:25,043 --> 00:12:28,543 Enjoyed any diverting perambulations recently? 306 00:12:28,543 --> 00:12:30,084 [dramatic music playing] 307 00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:34,126 Actually, I just perambulated all the way to my Counsellors. 308 00:12:34,126 --> 00:12:35,876 You held a Council meeting? 309 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,709 A surprise meeting, Princess. 310 00:12:38,709 --> 00:12:41,209 To disband the Kingsland Guards. 311 00:12:41,209 --> 00:12:43,459 - Pardon? - Don't say "pardon," say "what." 312 00:12:43,459 --> 00:12:45,126 [Mary] The Kingsland Guard 313 00:12:45,126 --> 00:12:47,626 are the only thing standing between us and the Ethian plague. 314 00:12:47,626 --> 00:12:48,959 Not anymore. 315 00:12:48,959 --> 00:12:51,126 This is insanity. 316 00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:53,376 Ethians are vile. 317 00:12:53,376 --> 00:12:56,001 Disgusting aberrations of nature. 318 00:12:56,001 --> 00:12:59,126 The spawn of Satan must be destroyed. 319 00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,834 Swept from our lands in cleansing fire. 320 00:13:01,834 --> 00:13:04,168 - And as for you-- - Uh, you, you, you, 321 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,418 you have a tender heart and a progressive mind. 322 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:07,709 What on earth will your generation do next? 323 00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:10,293 I, for one, am intrigued to find out. 324 00:13:10,293 --> 00:13:11,543 [chuckles] Ta-ta. 325 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,918 [Jane] Dear gods. 326 00:13:14,918 --> 00:13:18,251 She really despises Ethians. 327 00:13:18,251 --> 00:13:20,293 Well, of course she does, silly goose. 328 00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:24,251 - Go on. - Old King Henry 329 00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:25,834 kicked Mary's mother Katherine 330 00:13:25,834 --> 00:13:30,459 out on her bony Spanish arse for Anne Boleyn, 331 00:13:30,459 --> 00:13:35,126 who turned out to be an animal, both in and out of the sack. 332 00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:36,751 Because she was a beast. 333 00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,584 I get it, Dudley. 334 00:13:38,584 --> 00:13:41,668 To Mary, beasts are not just evil, 335 00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:44,459 they are the root of all her unhappiness. 336 00:13:44,459 --> 00:13:47,168 [pensive music playing] 337 00:13:47,168 --> 00:13:48,876 Hatred. 338 00:13:51,584 --> 00:13:55,209 Her weakness is hatred. 339 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:57,126 Dudley. 340 00:13:57,126 --> 00:13:59,084 I think I know what to do. 341 00:14:01,084 --> 00:14:03,084 [thunder crashes] 342 00:14:06,001 --> 00:14:08,501 This invitation is just the beginning, Susannah, I promise you. 343 00:14:08,501 --> 00:14:10,626 [Susannah] Let's hope Archer agrees. He can be tough. 344 00:14:13,084 --> 00:14:16,084 The Latin you taught me was pretty shite, but... 345 00:14:16,084 --> 00:14:18,418 does this say, "How to Cure the Beast"? 346 00:14:20,751 --> 00:14:22,251 It's research. 347 00:14:22,251 --> 00:14:23,543 Research? 348 00:14:23,543 --> 00:14:28,709 Well, I know some Ethians struggle with their condition, 349 00:14:28,709 --> 00:14:33,043 so much so that they'll do anything to get rid of it. 350 00:14:33,043 --> 00:14:34,793 So what have you found? 351 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:37,334 Nothing. 352 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:38,834 Because it doesn't exist. 353 00:14:38,834 --> 00:14:40,293 How do you know that? 354 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,126 Do remember the cook's son? 355 00:14:43,126 --> 00:14:45,751 - Little boy that ran away? - He heard about a cure. 356 00:14:45,751 --> 00:14:47,334 An establishment in London 357 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:50,751 where you pay someone to hurt you when you're in Ethian form. 358 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:53,751 And the pain teaches your brain or your soul or whatever 359 00:14:53,751 --> 00:14:55,668 to never change again. 360 00:14:55,668 --> 00:14:57,293 It never worked. 361 00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:59,293 Eventually, they beat him to death. 362 00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,584 [somber music playing] 363 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:05,876 I-I know you want to help, and I'm grateful, 364 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:10,084 and if this plan of yours works, it will change everything for us, 365 00:15:10,084 --> 00:15:13,251 but everyone should know, there is no cure. 366 00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:16,501 And you must never question our right to exist ever again. 367 00:15:17,584 --> 00:15:19,043 Yes. 368 00:15:22,543 --> 00:15:23,584 Of course. 369 00:15:24,584 --> 00:15:26,376 - You're right, I'm sorry. - Good. 370 00:15:26,376 --> 00:15:28,043 [Jane] Please, get this to Archer. 371 00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:32,376 - [knocks on door] - [Frances] Your Majesty? 372 00:15:32,376 --> 00:15:34,293 Oh, gods, it's my mother. Go to the window. 373 00:15:34,293 --> 00:15:35,751 [knocking continues] 374 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,334 [soft whoosh] 375 00:15:37,334 --> 00:15:39,959 - [Frances] Ah. - Mother. 376 00:15:39,959 --> 00:15:42,709 What a pleasant surprise. 377 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,209 Jane. 378 00:15:44,209 --> 00:15:45,834 Jane, I've been trying to speak to you all day. 379 00:15:45,834 --> 00:15:47,626 I don't have time for this. 380 00:15:47,626 --> 00:15:49,709 Oh, yes, you do. 381 00:15:52,876 --> 00:15:54,668 Guildford Dudley is a horse. 382 00:15:54,668 --> 00:15:56,918 [Author] Oh, shit. 383 00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:00,293 I've seen it with my own eyes. 384 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,501 I'll arrange a divorce. 385 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:05,126 [Author] A week ago, that was all that Jane wanted, but now... 386 00:16:05,126 --> 00:16:06,376 No, you shall not. 387 00:16:06,376 --> 00:16:08,501 [dramatic music playing] 388 00:16:08,501 --> 00:16:10,543 Jane. 389 00:16:10,543 --> 00:16:13,918 You cannot stay married to an Ethian. 390 00:16:13,918 --> 00:16:17,084 If I had known, I never would have-- 391 00:16:17,084 --> 00:16:18,959 Forced me to marry him? 392 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,084 At least I became Queen, 393 00:16:21,084 --> 00:16:23,459 which was obviously your plan with Dudley all along. 394 00:16:23,459 --> 00:16:24,626 I regret nothing. 395 00:16:24,626 --> 00:16:28,459 You are on the Throne and I am in the Palace. 396 00:16:28,459 --> 00:16:33,418 But we will never be safe with that so-called man by your side. 397 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:37,084 You end this marriage or I will make you end it. 398 00:16:37,084 --> 00:16:39,501 I am the Queen. 399 00:16:39,501 --> 00:16:43,584 You have no power to make me do anything. 400 00:16:45,584 --> 00:16:48,668 [laughs] Oh, gods, do you love him? 401 00:16:48,668 --> 00:16:50,751 You do. 402 00:16:52,084 --> 00:16:53,709 [footsteps receding] 403 00:16:53,709 --> 00:16:55,459 Jane. 404 00:16:55,459 --> 00:16:58,793 [Author] The two most irritating things in the world: 405 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:01,334 the sound of someone eating an apple 406 00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:05,751 and when your mother might be right. 407 00:17:05,751 --> 00:17:09,126 - [door opens] - [Jane] Guildford? 408 00:17:09,126 --> 00:17:11,334 - Guildford. - Rupert told me everything. 409 00:17:11,334 --> 00:17:13,126 Are you hurt? Did you talk to the Council-- 410 00:17:13,126 --> 00:17:14,584 Shut up and kiss me. 411 00:17:16,543 --> 00:17:17,751 [moans softly] 412 00:17:20,626 --> 00:17:22,293 There's something else. What is it? Tell me. 413 00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:23,793 Later, but... 414 00:17:26,293 --> 00:17:28,334 What if... 415 00:17:28,334 --> 00:17:30,418 I didn't want a divorce? 416 00:17:35,001 --> 00:17:36,626 What if you didn't? 417 00:17:39,209 --> 00:17:41,209 [♪ Wet Leg: "Wet Dream"] 418 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:55,709 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 419 00:17:55,709 --> 00:17:56,709 ♪ Count me in... 420 00:17:56,709 --> 00:17:59,376 - [Guildford] Fucking laces. - I know. [laughs] 421 00:17:59,376 --> 00:18:01,209 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 422 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:03,126 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 423 00:18:03,126 --> 00:18:05,168 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go... 424 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:06,834 Do you think I'll like it? 425 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,834 - [laughs] - Gods, I hope so. 426 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:11,209 ♪ I was in your wet dream driving in my car... 427 00:18:11,209 --> 00:18:13,459 I tried finding out what it would be like. 428 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,501 I looked in books, but there's nothing... 429 00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,251 Mm. Are you intending to talk all the way through this? 430 00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:19,834 No. 431 00:18:19,834 --> 00:18:21,251 Maybe. 432 00:18:21,251 --> 00:18:22,668 ♪ Touching yourself... 433 00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:25,084 Do you intend to keep your boots on? 434 00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:28,876 Well... no. 435 00:18:31,418 --> 00:18:33,959 ♪ "Baby, do you want to come home with me? ♪ 436 00:18:33,959 --> 00:18:38,126 ♪ I've got Buffalo '66 on DVD" ♪ 437 00:18:38,126 --> 00:18:39,376 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 438 00:18:39,376 --> 00:18:41,084 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 439 00:18:41,084 --> 00:18:43,334 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 440 00:18:43,334 --> 00:18:45,293 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 441 00:18:45,293 --> 00:18:49,168 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 442 00:18:49,168 --> 00:18:52,834 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go ♪ 443 00:18:52,834 --> 00:18:55,084 ♪ I was in your wet dream ♪ 444 00:18:55,084 --> 00:18:57,084 ♪ Driving in my car ♪ 445 00:18:57,084 --> 00:18:59,501 ♪ What makes you think you're good enough to think about me ♪ 446 00:18:59,501 --> 00:19:01,668 ♪ When you're touching yourself ♪ 447 00:19:01,668 --> 00:19:03,876 ♪ Touching yourself, touching your... 448 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,043 Wait. 449 00:19:05,043 --> 00:19:07,459 - Eh? - I don't know what to do. 450 00:19:09,043 --> 00:19:11,334 I really hate not knowing things. 451 00:19:14,584 --> 00:19:15,959 I can show you. 452 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,584 ♪ It's enough to make a girl blush ♪ 453 00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:18,626 If you want me to. 454 00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:21,251 ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ 455 00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:24,209 ♪ To make a girl blush, it's enough, it's enough... 456 00:19:24,209 --> 00:19:26,501 I want you to. 457 00:19:26,501 --> 00:19:28,501 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ - ♪ To make a girl blush ♪ 458 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,126 ♪ It's enough, it's enough, it's enough ♪ 459 00:19:32,126 --> 00:19:34,209 - ♪ It's enough, it's enough ♪ - ♪ To make a girl blush ♪ 460 00:19:34,209 --> 00:19:36,168 - ♪ Beam me up ♪ - ♪ Beam me up ♪ 461 00:19:36,168 --> 00:19:38,209 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 462 00:19:38,209 --> 00:19:40,293 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 463 00:19:40,293 --> 00:19:41,876 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 464 00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:45,751 - ♪ Here we go ♪ - ♪ Here we go ♪ 465 00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,001 ♪ Here we go, here we go, here we go... 466 00:19:48,001 --> 00:19:49,959 [moans] 467 00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:50,918 [laughs] 468 00:19:50,918 --> 00:19:53,084 - ♪ Count me in ♪ - ♪ Count me in ♪ 469 00:19:53,084 --> 00:19:54,584 - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ - ♪ Three, two, one ♪ 470 00:19:54,584 --> 00:19:55,876 ♪ Let's begin ♪ 471 00:19:57,918 --> 00:20:00,043 [Jane] That was surprisingly vigorous. 472 00:20:00,043 --> 00:20:02,793 [Guildford] Thank you. I think. 473 00:20:12,834 --> 00:20:14,751 Mary could've killed you. 474 00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:17,918 Mm. 475 00:20:17,918 --> 00:20:20,084 - I've got a plan for her. - Hmm? 476 00:20:22,376 --> 00:20:23,918 I wrote to Archer. 477 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,334 I invited the Ethians to the Banquet. 478 00:20:28,334 --> 00:20:32,668 You invited Ethians to your Coronation Banquet? 479 00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:34,543 Mm-hmm. 480 00:20:34,543 --> 00:20:36,501 You're insane. 481 00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,418 The nobility will be incandescent. 482 00:20:38,418 --> 00:20:40,959 Mary most of all. 483 00:20:40,959 --> 00:20:43,251 I'm fairly certain that she will attack me again, 484 00:20:43,251 --> 00:20:45,876 and this time, there will be witnesses. 485 00:20:45,876 --> 00:20:47,793 Treason. 486 00:20:50,001 --> 00:20:51,418 It's risky. 487 00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:54,418 But genius. 488 00:20:55,418 --> 00:20:59,043 I take it you haven't told my father about this. 489 00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:00,751 Not in detail. 490 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:02,459 [laughs softly] 491 00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:09,543 - Guildford? - Hmm? 492 00:21:09,543 --> 00:21:11,668 [dramatic music playing] 493 00:21:11,668 --> 00:21:14,543 Did you know your father asked me to name you King? 494 00:21:18,543 --> 00:21:20,251 It's all he's ever wanted. 495 00:21:22,876 --> 00:21:24,293 Is that why you married me? 496 00:21:26,876 --> 00:21:28,084 No. 497 00:21:31,459 --> 00:21:33,209 All I want is my cure. 498 00:21:36,459 --> 00:21:38,168 I just want my life to be mine again. 499 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:50,043 [Author] Jane knows there is no cure for Ethianism. 500 00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:52,751 But should she tell Guildford now, 501 00:21:52,751 --> 00:21:58,209 and perhaps sour this blissful detumescence, 502 00:21:58,209 --> 00:22:00,293 or should she wait? 503 00:22:02,959 --> 00:22:06,168 Definitely wait. 504 00:22:06,168 --> 00:22:08,251 [exciting music playing] 505 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:19,126 [seabird chirping] 506 00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:21,001 Granny, I'm just having a snooze. 507 00:22:21,001 --> 00:22:22,293 [Fitz] Get up. 508 00:22:23,668 --> 00:22:25,501 [panting] 509 00:22:27,501 --> 00:22:28,668 Who-who are you? 510 00:22:28,668 --> 00:22:30,418 No one of consequence. Ish. 511 00:22:30,418 --> 00:22:32,834 - You're in danger. - Danger? 512 00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:34,626 This convent happens to belong to my grandmother. 513 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:36,043 I'm safe as kittens. 514 00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:37,709 Then why'd she lock you in? 515 00:22:37,709 --> 00:22:39,543 She did not. 516 00:22:43,001 --> 00:22:45,168 - She locked me in! - Ready to listen, Your Majesty? 517 00:22:45,168 --> 00:22:47,251 How do you know who I am? 518 00:22:47,251 --> 00:22:49,126 Look, in 30 seconds, the nuns are gonna come check on you. 519 00:22:49,126 --> 00:22:52,543 Fake a fit, grab the keys off the big one, leave the rest to me. 520 00:22:52,543 --> 00:22:54,209 Why should I fear a bunch of nuns? 521 00:22:54,209 --> 00:22:56,876 What are they going to do, pray me to death? 522 00:22:56,876 --> 00:23:01,334 Anyway, why should I trust you? 523 00:23:01,334 --> 00:23:03,501 You could be an assassin, ordered by my sister to slay me. 524 00:23:03,501 --> 00:23:06,918 If I wanted to slay you, sweet cheeks, you'd be slain. 525 00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,043 [door closes in distance] 526 00:23:09,043 --> 00:23:10,543 Last chance. 527 00:23:10,543 --> 00:23:12,543 [airy music playing] 528 00:23:14,543 --> 00:23:15,751 Nope. 529 00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:17,959 I'm staying. 530 00:23:17,959 --> 00:23:20,584 I have very good instincts about this sort of thing. 531 00:23:20,584 --> 00:23:23,876 Suit yourself. The name's Fitz, by the way. 532 00:23:23,876 --> 00:23:25,501 [meows] 533 00:23:25,501 --> 00:23:27,876 [keys jingle] 534 00:23:32,959 --> 00:23:35,168 [suspenseful music playing] 535 00:23:36,793 --> 00:23:38,626 ♪ ♪ 536 00:23:38,626 --> 00:23:40,084 - [church bell ringing] - [Petunia] Princess Bess, 537 00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:41,043 pack faster. 538 00:23:41,043 --> 00:23:43,043 We must get you safe to Granny by nightfall. 539 00:23:43,043 --> 00:23:45,751 I still find it so odd that Granny is a nun. 540 00:23:45,751 --> 00:23:47,126 [chuckles] 541 00:23:47,126 --> 00:23:48,584 So what did she want with Edward? 542 00:23:48,584 --> 00:23:50,751 That's enough questions. Let's just finish packing. 543 00:23:50,751 --> 00:23:52,668 Let's go. Chop-chop. 544 00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:54,751 I still think I should warn Jane. 545 00:23:54,751 --> 00:23:57,126 I-It's the right thing to do. 546 00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:59,209 Leave her a note. 547 00:23:59,209 --> 00:24:00,584 [chest creaks closed] 548 00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,668 [suspenseful music playing] 549 00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:16,876 ♪ ♪ 550 00:24:16,876 --> 00:24:18,459 [footsteps receding] 551 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:24,793 [distant rooster crows] 552 00:24:24,793 --> 00:24:26,876 [birds chirping] 553 00:24:31,501 --> 00:24:34,668 [Author] It's a strange and wonderful thing when, at last, 554 00:24:34,668 --> 00:24:38,334 you see someone as they truly are-- their flaws and virtues, 555 00:24:38,334 --> 00:24:41,626 gifts and curses-- and realize, perhaps, 556 00:24:41,626 --> 00:24:44,043 that's what makes them perfect. 557 00:24:45,126 --> 00:24:48,251 If only they could see it, too. 558 00:24:48,251 --> 00:24:49,918 - [suspenseful music playing] - [church bell ringing] 559 00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:52,293 [barks] 560 00:24:57,751 --> 00:24:58,959 [Bess gasps] 561 00:24:58,959 --> 00:25:00,251 Hello, Princess. 562 00:25:01,459 --> 00:25:03,709 A note... 563 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:04,959 warning Jane? 564 00:25:06,501 --> 00:25:08,043 You are a naughty girl. 565 00:25:09,501 --> 00:25:12,959 I know another Princess who might consider that an act of treason. 566 00:25:12,959 --> 00:25:15,793 - Mary is not Queen. - But she will be. 567 00:25:15,793 --> 00:25:20,168 And until that happy day arrives, I don't want you ruining her chances. 568 00:25:21,168 --> 00:25:24,084 - [Guard] Go on. - Take us to Kenninghall. 569 00:25:24,084 --> 00:25:26,876 - Drive. - [whimpers] 570 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:28,793 - [thunder rumbles] - [seabirds chirping] 571 00:25:28,793 --> 00:25:30,126 [Granny] Edward, 572 00:25:30,126 --> 00:25:33,168 you've hardly touched your spotted dick. 573 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:37,126 I'm just not a big breakfast person. 574 00:25:37,126 --> 00:25:41,584 Thanks so much for all the TLC, you know, 575 00:25:41,584 --> 00:25:44,209 but I'd say that I can go soon. 576 00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:46,501 Mm, not yet. 577 00:25:46,501 --> 00:25:50,334 Tell me, when your sister was coming to the Turret 578 00:25:50,334 --> 00:25:54,584 to kill you, did you feel scared? 579 00:25:54,584 --> 00:25:57,126 Yes. Obviously. 580 00:25:57,126 --> 00:25:59,918 This will be a challenge. 581 00:25:59,918 --> 00:26:01,168 What are you talking about? 582 00:26:03,334 --> 00:26:05,168 [bellows] 583 00:26:05,168 --> 00:26:06,376 G-Gods, you're a turtle. 584 00:26:07,459 --> 00:26:09,334 I am a tortoise. 585 00:26:09,334 --> 00:26:10,584 You're an Ethian? 586 00:26:10,584 --> 00:26:12,251 And so are you. 587 00:26:12,251 --> 00:26:15,126 Impossible. [stammers] 588 00:26:15,126 --> 00:26:17,043 - I would've changed at puberty. - No, 589 00:26:17,043 --> 00:26:19,751 royal men are notoriously stunted. 590 00:26:19,751 --> 00:26:23,376 Why, your father didn't acquire any fuzz on his mons pubis 591 00:26:23,376 --> 00:26:25,834 till he was in his mid-20s. 592 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:28,543 Edward, you are an Ethian... 593 00:26:30,251 --> 00:26:33,751 ...and you will be the first Ethian King. 594 00:26:33,751 --> 00:26:35,418 [dramatic music playing] 595 00:26:35,418 --> 00:26:39,043 But how will you elicit the change? 596 00:26:39,043 --> 00:26:41,251 Another magic potion? 597 00:26:41,251 --> 00:26:42,876 That was medicine. 598 00:26:42,876 --> 00:26:44,584 There's no such thing as magic. 599 00:26:45,751 --> 00:26:50,709 So, time to winkle out the beast within 600 00:26:50,709 --> 00:26:53,334 and save the Kingdom, hmm? 601 00:26:53,334 --> 00:26:55,418 ♪ ♪ 602 00:26:55,418 --> 00:26:56,834 Die, Ethian, die! 603 00:26:56,834 --> 00:26:58,793 [Seymour] Ah, the small Grey. 604 00:26:58,793 --> 00:27:02,418 What an interestingly violent child. 605 00:27:02,418 --> 00:27:04,501 - You should try a real sword. - [scoffs] 606 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,084 There you go, poppet. You try. 607 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:11,334 Whoa. 608 00:27:11,334 --> 00:27:13,668 Oh, the right-handed grip. 609 00:27:13,668 --> 00:27:16,501 Quintessential. Elegant. 610 00:27:16,501 --> 00:27:18,876 But the two-handed grip yields 611 00:27:18,876 --> 00:27:23,501 more power in combat. 612 00:27:23,501 --> 00:27:25,043 Go at it. 613 00:27:27,376 --> 00:27:29,001 Very good. 614 00:27:30,084 --> 00:27:31,959 Your mother would be proud. 615 00:27:31,959 --> 00:27:34,293 My mummy can bite me. 616 00:27:34,293 --> 00:27:36,376 Charming. 617 00:27:36,376 --> 00:27:39,876 I felt quite the same about my own battle-axe. 618 00:27:39,876 --> 00:27:44,543 Do you know the best thing about mummies is eventually, they all die. 619 00:27:44,543 --> 00:27:45,751 [laughs softly] 620 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:48,084 [mischievous music playing] 621 00:27:48,084 --> 00:27:49,876 [shouts] 622 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:52,543 - Fuck. - Fuck. 623 00:27:52,543 --> 00:27:53,834 [approaching voices] 624 00:27:56,834 --> 00:27:58,251 [man] Seymour. 625 00:28:01,876 --> 00:28:05,168 [Dudley] You see, Stan, when you're crowning a King, 626 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,126 you want something that says, "I'm not here for the power, 627 00:28:08,126 --> 00:28:10,084 - but it helps." - Dad... 628 00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:12,876 ...I have to tell you something. 629 00:28:12,876 --> 00:28:14,293 [Frances] Dudley. 630 00:28:14,293 --> 00:28:15,668 Darling. 631 00:28:17,626 --> 00:28:18,918 Lady Frances, what a pleasure. 632 00:28:18,918 --> 00:28:22,501 Do you like my designs for the crown of King Guildford? 633 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:24,209 I need a word with you. 634 00:28:24,209 --> 00:28:25,668 - Get out. - No. 635 00:28:26,459 --> 00:28:27,668 I want to stay. 636 00:28:27,668 --> 00:28:28,834 Yeah, let him stay. 637 00:28:28,834 --> 00:28:30,168 It's important he learns the ways of the Court, 638 00:28:30,168 --> 00:28:33,043 and what better tutors than us two, eh? 639 00:28:33,043 --> 00:28:34,793 [chuckles] Stanley, sit. 640 00:28:34,793 --> 00:28:39,918 Now, I have wine or pigeon pie if you fancy a nibble. 641 00:28:39,918 --> 00:28:42,418 No, I do not fancy a nibble. 642 00:28:42,418 --> 00:28:47,543 You told me that Jane would be Queen and that Guildford would not be a problem. 643 00:28:47,543 --> 00:28:49,126 [Dudley] Well, 644 00:28:49,126 --> 00:28:50,084 is there a problem? 645 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:52,334 He's a horse. 646 00:28:53,251 --> 00:28:55,293 [laughs] Guildford, a horse. 647 00:28:55,293 --> 00:28:56,959 - [laughs] - Gracious, I mean, what-what, 648 00:28:56,959 --> 00:28:59,584 what-what on earth would prompt you to say something like that? 649 00:29:00,668 --> 00:29:02,126 Stan told me. 650 00:29:02,126 --> 00:29:03,918 She forced me. 651 00:29:03,918 --> 00:29:06,876 Do you honestly think I wouldn't have found out? 652 00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:08,209 I thought you'd find out, 653 00:29:08,209 --> 00:29:10,251 but I thought there'd be nothing you could do about it, 654 00:29:10,251 --> 00:29:12,376 so I thought it didn't matter. 655 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,668 We'll see about that. 656 00:29:16,668 --> 00:29:20,293 [Seymour] What a day. I made best chums with the youngest Grey, of all people, 657 00:29:20,293 --> 00:29:22,834 and guess who I just locked up at Kenninghall-- 658 00:29:22,834 --> 00:29:25,001 [dramatic music playing] 659 00:29:25,001 --> 00:29:26,751 Norfolk. 660 00:29:26,751 --> 00:29:28,418 Seymour. 661 00:29:28,418 --> 00:29:30,043 I was just leaving. 662 00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:35,293 See you at the Banquet. 663 00:29:35,293 --> 00:29:38,168 My men will be at the gates by midnight. 664 00:29:41,501 --> 00:29:43,043 [door opens] 665 00:29:45,293 --> 00:29:46,376 Him? 666 00:29:46,376 --> 00:29:48,626 All friendships come with a price. 667 00:29:48,626 --> 00:29:51,793 When I'm Queen, Norfolk will be my Lord Chancellor. 668 00:29:51,793 --> 00:29:54,168 - That's my job. - Keep up. 669 00:29:54,168 --> 00:29:56,793 Are you firing me? 670 00:29:56,793 --> 00:29:59,793 You wouldn't believe what I've done for you today. 671 00:29:59,793 --> 00:30:01,793 We can still shag, darling. 672 00:30:01,793 --> 00:30:03,293 Oh, do not pout, Seymour. 673 00:30:03,293 --> 00:30:06,251 - You know it makes me terribly vexed. - [grunts softly] 674 00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:09,334 Now get your balls out of those britches and assume the position. 675 00:30:09,334 --> 00:30:11,293 No, I won't. 676 00:30:11,293 --> 00:30:14,043 Not until you respect me professionally. 677 00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:16,668 And then smacky-smacky bottom. 678 00:30:20,793 --> 00:30:22,418 Then we're through. 679 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:30,834 I hope you enjoy yourself at that rancid party tonight, alone. 680 00:30:30,834 --> 00:30:32,668 [laughs] 681 00:30:32,668 --> 00:30:34,376 [door opens] 682 00:30:34,376 --> 00:30:36,459 [♪ Liz Lawrence: "California Screaming"] 683 00:30:40,959 --> 00:30:42,501 [Author] Everyone knows 684 00:30:42,501 --> 00:30:45,668 the tummy butterflies that accompany the first Banquet 685 00:30:45,668 --> 00:30:47,501 held in one's honor. 686 00:30:47,501 --> 00:30:51,001 Except you, of course, you utter peasant. 687 00:30:52,043 --> 00:30:55,043 ♪ Left my body landing ♪ 688 00:30:55,043 --> 00:30:58,126 ♪ Rationale abandoned ♪ 689 00:30:58,126 --> 00:31:00,834 - ♪ Racing to the bottom... - [knocking on door] 690 00:31:04,918 --> 00:31:08,459 Hi. 691 00:31:14,293 --> 00:31:17,001 [inhales sharply, clears throat] 692 00:31:17,001 --> 00:31:19,626 You look beautiful. 693 00:31:19,626 --> 00:31:21,418 Pick one. 694 00:31:21,418 --> 00:31:22,709 [Jane] Hmm. 695 00:31:25,334 --> 00:31:27,168 Hmm. 696 00:31:27,168 --> 00:31:28,459 [gentle music playing] 697 00:31:31,876 --> 00:31:33,043 [Jane] Oh. 698 00:31:33,043 --> 00:31:35,209 Thank the gods, I needn't cut off an ear. 699 00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:39,126 They're lovely. 700 00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:40,876 They belonged to my mother. 701 00:31:40,876 --> 00:31:43,834 Oh, Guildford. No, that-that's too much-- 702 00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:45,918 ♪ ♪ 703 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,626 Before I met you, I was in despair. 704 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:01,751 I drank, I gambled, 705 00:32:01,751 --> 00:32:04,709 I fought, I fucked... 706 00:32:06,126 --> 00:32:08,168 ...everything up. 707 00:32:11,293 --> 00:32:15,084 And now for the first time in my life, I have hope. 708 00:32:16,501 --> 00:32:18,751 You've given me hope, Jane. 709 00:32:20,918 --> 00:32:22,501 Jane. 710 00:32:22,501 --> 00:32:24,168 Guildford, I need to tell you something. 711 00:32:25,418 --> 00:32:26,834 [Dudley] Ah. 712 00:32:26,834 --> 00:32:29,543 There you are. The lovebirds. 713 00:32:29,543 --> 00:32:31,418 [Dudley imitating birdcall] 714 00:32:31,418 --> 00:32:33,751 Come. Your Kingdom awaits. 715 00:32:34,751 --> 00:32:36,043 [♪ Girlschool: "20th Century Boy"] 716 00:32:39,834 --> 00:32:41,626 Ready? 717 00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,334 - [doors open] - [excited chatter] 718 00:32:46,543 --> 00:32:49,334 ♪ ♪ 719 00:32:58,751 --> 00:33:00,251 ♪ Friends say it's fine ♪ 720 00:33:00,251 --> 00:33:02,084 ♪ Friends say it's good ♪ 721 00:33:02,084 --> 00:33:03,501 ♪ Everybody says ♪ 722 00:33:03,501 --> 00:33:07,626 ♪ It's just like Robin Hood... 723 00:33:07,626 --> 00:33:09,334 Thank you for coming. 724 00:33:09,334 --> 00:33:11,168 [Guildford] Enchanted. 725 00:33:11,168 --> 00:33:13,168 [Jane] It's lovely to-- I love your dress. 726 00:33:13,168 --> 00:33:16,334 ♪ I move like a cat, talk like a rat ♪ 727 00:33:16,334 --> 00:33:18,918 ♪ Sting like a bee ♪ 728 00:33:18,918 --> 00:33:20,626 ♪ Babe, I'm gonna be your man... 729 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:23,001 [Guildford] It's so lovely to see you. 730 00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,168 Try the dolphin. It's in season. 731 00:33:24,168 --> 00:33:26,084 Medium rare. 732 00:33:26,084 --> 00:33:27,626 [indistinct chatter] 733 00:33:27,626 --> 00:33:29,043 - ♪ And it's plain to see ♪ - That is so nice. 734 00:33:29,043 --> 00:33:30,251 ♪ You were meant for me ♪ 735 00:33:30,251 --> 00:33:34,168 ♪ Yeah, I'm your toy, your 20th Century boy ♪ 736 00:33:37,834 --> 00:33:40,501 ♪ ♪ 737 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:43,293 ♪ Friends say it's fine... 738 00:33:43,293 --> 00:33:45,043 Well, do you love it? I love it. 739 00:33:45,043 --> 00:33:47,918 Come on, drinkie-pooh, and then I will introduce you 740 00:33:47,918 --> 00:33:49,543 - to all the right people. - Yes. 741 00:33:49,543 --> 00:33:51,209 [clears throat] Your Majesty, 742 00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:53,126 please allow me to present the Duke of Norfolk. 743 00:33:54,709 --> 00:33:56,584 Your Majesty. 744 00:33:56,584 --> 00:33:58,376 Ah, the consort. 745 00:33:58,376 --> 00:34:00,043 Not for long. [laughs] 746 00:34:00,043 --> 00:34:02,876 And Lord Scrope. 747 00:34:02,876 --> 00:34:04,709 He owns most of the West country. 748 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:06,668 And the Midlands. 749 00:34:06,668 --> 00:34:08,459 Everyone always forgets the Midlands. 750 00:34:08,459 --> 00:34:10,084 [soft laughter] 751 00:34:10,209 --> 00:34:13,459 We were just discussing the riots that have been happening in Cheapside. 752 00:34:13,459 --> 00:34:15,418 Oh, they're always rioting in Cheapside. 753 00:34:15,418 --> 00:34:18,043 Perhaps we should teach them to read instead. 754 00:34:18,043 --> 00:34:19,876 Ha! Well played, well played. 755 00:34:19,876 --> 00:34:22,334 They said you were funny, and you are. 756 00:34:22,334 --> 00:34:24,126 [Mary] Jane. 757 00:34:24,126 --> 00:34:26,043 They're rioting because of you. 758 00:34:26,043 --> 00:34:27,293 [Jane] Princess Mary. 759 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,084 Enchanted you could join us. 760 00:34:30,084 --> 00:34:31,751 What next, Your Majesty, 761 00:34:31,751 --> 00:34:34,834 must we spoon-feed the beasts our breakfast? 762 00:34:34,834 --> 00:34:37,709 Norfolk, come, I want a drink. 763 00:34:37,709 --> 00:34:39,793 ♪ ♪ 764 00:34:42,626 --> 00:34:44,459 Your Majesty. [clears throat] 765 00:34:44,459 --> 00:34:46,126 They have arrived. 766 00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:49,834 What's up, pussycat? 767 00:34:54,418 --> 00:34:55,543 - There you are. - [Margaret] Finally. 768 00:34:55,543 --> 00:34:56,626 [Katherine] Hello, Mother. 769 00:34:58,709 --> 00:34:59,876 Where did you get all that guff? 770 00:34:59,876 --> 00:35:02,001 You don't think I look pretty? 771 00:35:02,001 --> 00:35:05,001 You're a widow, not a Bankside doxy. 772 00:35:05,001 --> 00:35:06,293 Take it off. 773 00:35:09,959 --> 00:35:11,959 Pox on her. 774 00:35:11,959 --> 00:35:13,959 Yeah, pox on her. 775 00:35:16,168 --> 00:35:18,043 People? People. 776 00:35:18,043 --> 00:35:21,043 Eyes to me, eyes to me. 777 00:35:21,043 --> 00:35:22,959 Pray silence 778 00:35:22,959 --> 00:35:26,751 for an announcement from your Queen. 779 00:35:26,751 --> 00:35:29,709 [Author] As Jane looks out over the most important people in the Kingdom 780 00:35:29,709 --> 00:35:32,709 and the man she might just love, 781 00:35:32,709 --> 00:35:36,459 she knows why her destiny placed her right here, right now. 782 00:35:36,459 --> 00:35:38,334 My loving people. 783 00:35:38,334 --> 00:35:40,043 [Author] To change the world. 784 00:35:40,043 --> 00:35:43,626 Tonight, I invite each of you to reject the division and hatred 785 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:45,376 of generations past. 786 00:35:46,418 --> 00:35:49,876 We must again live side by side, 787 00:35:49,876 --> 00:35:53,793 peacefully, in unity... 788 00:35:53,793 --> 00:35:56,043 - Ethians and Verities. - [people gasping] 789 00:35:59,084 --> 00:36:01,584 We must end Division Laws. 790 00:36:01,584 --> 00:36:03,293 [people murmuring] 791 00:36:03,293 --> 00:36:05,834 As a message of unity, 792 00:36:05,834 --> 00:36:08,793 I have invited some Ethian friends to join us. 793 00:36:08,793 --> 00:36:10,584 [doors open] 794 00:36:10,584 --> 00:36:12,501 [♪ Nova Twins: "Cleopatra"] 795 00:36:19,668 --> 00:36:21,668 ♪ ♪ 796 00:36:29,876 --> 00:36:32,584 ♪ I'm the type of girl who likes taking the lead ♪ 797 00:36:32,584 --> 00:36:34,834 ♪ I don't give a fuck what they say about me ♪ 798 00:36:34,834 --> 00:36:37,584 ♪ They say I'm scary, I'm not ladylike, I act like a queen ♪ 799 00:36:37,584 --> 00:36:40,001 ♪ And I'll be wearing the crown whilst I'll be kissing my teeth ♪ 800 00:36:40,001 --> 00:36:42,459 ♪ Ah, I'm a boss bitch... 801 00:36:44,418 --> 00:36:46,293 It's great to be here. 802 00:36:52,001 --> 00:36:54,543 ♪ Ah, ah ♪ 803 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:59,543 ♪ Ah ♪ 804 00:36:59,543 --> 00:37:01,001 [Jane] Princess Mary... 805 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,626 ...I thought you might lead us in a toast. 806 00:37:08,959 --> 00:37:10,168 A toast? 807 00:37:13,084 --> 00:37:17,418 You wish us to share our wine, food... 808 00:37:18,918 --> 00:37:21,918 ...air, with these abominations? 809 00:37:24,334 --> 00:37:28,126 How dare you pollute my father's Palace? 810 00:37:28,126 --> 00:37:29,751 You are not welcome here. 811 00:37:29,751 --> 00:37:31,751 They are welcome here. 812 00:37:31,751 --> 00:37:33,584 I invited them. 813 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:35,501 [suspenseful music playing] 814 00:37:35,501 --> 00:37:37,668 And I am your Queen. 815 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:41,168 Queen? 816 00:37:43,668 --> 00:37:45,501 You are a mistake. 817 00:37:47,334 --> 00:37:51,043 A pernicious error holding power by virtue of disastrous misstep, 818 00:37:51,043 --> 00:37:53,709 not divine right. 819 00:37:53,709 --> 00:37:55,876 The blood of the gods runs through my heart. 820 00:37:55,876 --> 00:37:58,043 Let's see what runs through yours 821 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,168 when I-- 822 00:38:00,168 --> 00:38:02,418 When you what? 823 00:38:02,418 --> 00:38:04,251 Hmm? 824 00:38:07,334 --> 00:38:09,168 Tell your Queen what you'll do. 825 00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:12,668 [screaming] 826 00:38:20,376 --> 00:38:22,084 [Author] There is no horror, to the English, 827 00:38:22,084 --> 00:38:26,543 quite as acutely mortifying as making a nasty scene in public. 828 00:38:26,543 --> 00:38:29,084 It's the kind of thing you see abroad. 829 00:38:29,084 --> 00:38:32,793 And such a display from their own royal Princess? 830 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:34,751 It's social arson. 831 00:38:34,751 --> 00:38:36,209 Not to mention... 832 00:38:37,376 --> 00:38:39,501 ...political suicide. 833 00:38:39,501 --> 00:38:41,293 [♪ Black Honey: "All My Pride"] 834 00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:51,043 [indistinct chatter] 835 00:38:51,043 --> 00:38:52,876 [laughter] 836 00:38:52,876 --> 00:38:54,418 Archer? 837 00:38:54,418 --> 00:38:57,751 Thank you for accepting my invitation. 838 00:38:59,793 --> 00:39:03,084 Ending Division Law, was that a real proposal, 839 00:39:03,084 --> 00:39:06,209 or were we invited here to be the meat in your trap? 840 00:39:06,209 --> 00:39:10,334 Look, the truth is, I grew up oblivious to the inequity in this Kingdom. 841 00:39:10,334 --> 00:39:12,751 I'm not proud to say that, 842 00:39:12,751 --> 00:39:15,501 but I didn't see it, so I didn't have to think about it. 843 00:39:15,501 --> 00:39:18,251 But it is the only thing that matters. 844 00:39:19,293 --> 00:39:23,543 If we do this, it will take serious reconciliation between our people. 845 00:39:23,543 --> 00:39:25,334 Time. Negotiation. 846 00:39:25,334 --> 00:39:27,751 You know, are your nobility on side? 847 00:39:27,751 --> 00:39:31,793 Archer, the highest-ranking Verity nobility are here for the week. 848 00:39:31,793 --> 00:39:32,959 Stay. 849 00:39:32,959 --> 00:39:35,293 Help me convince them to support us. 850 00:39:35,293 --> 00:39:36,834 I'm not a diplomat. 851 00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:39,459 Well, victory is not solely won on the battlefield. 852 00:39:39,459 --> 00:39:40,626 [laughs softly] 853 00:39:40,626 --> 00:39:43,084 Hearts and minds? 854 00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:44,918 Yeah, something like that. 855 00:39:45,918 --> 00:39:47,918 [laughs softly] 856 00:39:47,918 --> 00:39:50,209 - [people gasping] - [cheering] 857 00:39:50,209 --> 00:39:52,168 [playful clamoring] 858 00:39:52,168 --> 00:39:55,043 - Excuse me. - No, no, no. Hang on. Hang on. 859 00:39:57,043 --> 00:39:59,751 Listen, have you got any pineapple? 860 00:39:59,751 --> 00:40:02,209 [Rose gasps] No. Pomegranate? 861 00:40:02,209 --> 00:40:03,834 Do you have pomegranate, please? 862 00:40:03,834 --> 00:40:05,709 [Owen] It's not a party if you've got no pineapple. 863 00:40:05,709 --> 00:40:08,293 Go and find me some pineapple. Go on. 864 00:40:12,626 --> 00:40:15,584 I say, could you settle a point of discussion between my wife and I? 865 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,084 [distant cheering] 866 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:21,584 Have you ever heard of a cure? 867 00:40:21,584 --> 00:40:23,001 - Hangover cure? - Sex. 868 00:40:23,001 --> 00:40:24,209 Eel pie. 869 00:40:24,209 --> 00:40:28,834 No, I mean, a cure for... 870 00:40:28,834 --> 00:40:30,626 Ethianism. 871 00:40:30,626 --> 00:40:32,751 You think we need a cure? 872 00:40:32,751 --> 00:40:34,668 [Rose] Like we're sick? 873 00:40:34,668 --> 00:40:37,626 Cursed? Diseased? 874 00:40:39,709 --> 00:40:42,084 [both laugh] 875 00:40:42,084 --> 00:40:44,084 [Owen] I'm just pissing in your boots, mate. 876 00:40:44,084 --> 00:40:45,293 Don't need one. 877 00:40:45,293 --> 00:40:47,168 [Rose] Why would I want a cure? I'm an owl. 878 00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:48,293 I can see in the dark. 879 00:40:48,293 --> 00:40:50,459 - What the fuck can you do? - [Owen laughs] 880 00:40:50,459 --> 00:40:52,334 Right. Of course. 881 00:40:54,376 --> 00:40:55,751 Bye. 882 00:40:58,668 --> 00:40:59,543 Wanker. 883 00:40:59,543 --> 00:41:01,376 - I liked him. - Mm. 884 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:03,334 Like his hair. 885 00:41:03,334 --> 00:41:04,834 - [man] Hello! Good to see you. - Good to see you. 886 00:41:04,834 --> 00:41:05,834 [man] Majesty... 887 00:41:05,834 --> 00:41:07,834 It's a style I haven't seen... 888 00:41:07,834 --> 00:41:10,209 - [laughs] Absolutely. You as well. - Guildford. 889 00:41:10,209 --> 00:41:12,668 We need to talk. 890 00:41:14,209 --> 00:41:16,834 Jane, what's wrong? What's the matter? 891 00:41:22,709 --> 00:41:25,751 I-I tried to tell you last night, and I didn't, and... 892 00:41:25,751 --> 00:41:27,751 Yes? 893 00:41:29,626 --> 00:41:31,543 There is no cure. 894 00:41:31,543 --> 00:41:32,834 [grunts softly] 895 00:41:34,834 --> 00:41:37,418 - What did you just say? - The Ethian cure... 896 00:41:38,501 --> 00:41:40,126 - ...doesn't exist. - You don't know that. 897 00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:41,751 I do. 898 00:41:41,751 --> 00:41:44,876 - You're wrong. - Look, apply logic. 899 00:41:44,876 --> 00:41:48,793 Caterpillars become butterflies; tadpoles, frogs. 900 00:41:48,793 --> 00:41:52,001 Metamorphic change is a part of nature-- 901 00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,876 - Jane, please don't-- - Guildford, you don't need a cure. 902 00:41:54,876 --> 00:41:57,418 You cannot change what you are, and you shouldn't have to. 903 00:41:57,418 --> 00:42:01,251 Not for your father, not for me, not for anyone. 904 00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:02,501 Jane, please, shut up. 905 00:42:02,501 --> 00:42:05,293 It is this Kingdom that needs to change, not you. 906 00:42:05,293 --> 00:42:09,959 I disbanded the Guards, I could end Division Laws, I could heal England. 907 00:42:09,959 --> 00:42:11,834 Fuck England! Heal me! 908 00:42:14,709 --> 00:42:17,001 [panting] 909 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:18,501 I trusted you. 910 00:42:20,293 --> 00:42:22,501 [♪ Lucia & the Best Boys: "So Sweet I Could Die"] 911 00:42:23,626 --> 00:42:24,918 Guildford, wait. 912 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,209 Guildford, please, wait. 913 00:42:27,209 --> 00:42:29,459 ♪ Gathered thoughts as best I can... 914 00:42:29,459 --> 00:42:32,126 - Guildford. - ♪ Scrape them up from where I stand ♪ 915 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:34,918 ♪ Hold my head between my hands ♪ 916 00:42:34,918 --> 00:42:37,918 ♪ We couldn't be much closer than ♪ 917 00:42:37,918 --> 00:42:40,209 ♪ Broken bodies intertwined ♪ 918 00:42:40,209 --> 00:42:41,626 ♪ Breaking up over the line... 919 00:42:41,626 --> 00:42:44,209 And that's how I actually survived dropsy. 920 00:42:44,209 --> 00:42:46,626 - And-- - What's that man's name? 921 00:42:46,626 --> 00:42:49,126 Who? Oh, William? 922 00:42:49,126 --> 00:42:50,793 He works for Norfolk. 923 00:42:50,793 --> 00:42:52,376 Nice chap, actually. 924 00:42:52,376 --> 00:42:54,626 Oh, please, please introduce us? 925 00:42:56,626 --> 00:42:59,251 Nah. Love is dead. 926 00:42:59,251 --> 00:43:03,084 ♪ You're so sweet, I could die... 927 00:43:03,084 --> 00:43:04,501 - [whispers] Move. - [grunts] 928 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:08,168 ♪ You're so sweet, I could die... 929 00:43:13,918 --> 00:43:15,459 I like your gown. 930 00:43:15,459 --> 00:43:18,001 My sister dressed me. [laughs softly] 931 00:43:19,543 --> 00:43:21,126 [laughs softly] 932 00:43:24,584 --> 00:43:26,209 - [distant] Excuse me. -"My sister dressed me"? 933 00:43:26,209 --> 00:43:28,668 Yeah, that was bad. 934 00:43:28,668 --> 00:43:30,001 You. 935 00:43:30,001 --> 00:43:31,418 - Frances. - Not you. 936 00:43:31,418 --> 00:43:32,501 You. It's bedtime. 937 00:43:33,668 --> 00:43:35,168 Banquet's over. 938 00:43:36,918 --> 00:43:39,168 Gods, she's magnificent. 939 00:43:41,168 --> 00:43:42,709 [atmospheric music playing] 940 00:43:42,709 --> 00:43:44,793 [creatures chittering] 941 00:43:52,209 --> 00:43:54,584 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 942 00:43:54,584 --> 00:43:55,709 Why are you following me? 943 00:43:55,709 --> 00:43:56,834 Easy, mate. 944 00:43:56,834 --> 00:44:00,668 Look, if I offended you earlier, I apologize. 945 00:44:00,668 --> 00:44:02,376 You didn't offend me. 946 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:05,793 I just came to tell you that I was lying. 947 00:44:06,959 --> 00:44:08,668 There is an Ethian cure. 948 00:44:11,334 --> 00:44:12,959 And I know where to get it. 949 00:44:17,084 --> 00:44:19,293 Guildford? 950 00:44:19,293 --> 00:44:22,293 [Author] The post-party blues are agony. 951 00:44:22,293 --> 00:44:24,834 One minute, you're celebrated by hundreds, 952 00:44:24,834 --> 00:44:27,376 the next, you're fighting with your husband, 953 00:44:27,376 --> 00:44:29,001 belching dolphin, 954 00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:33,501 with no new plan to outwit your psychotic cousin in sight. 955 00:44:33,501 --> 00:44:35,209 You may leave. 956 00:44:37,459 --> 00:44:39,209 [both] Your Majesty. 957 00:44:43,168 --> 00:44:44,501 [door closes] 958 00:44:44,501 --> 00:44:46,709 Your Majesty. Don't freak out. 959 00:44:46,709 --> 00:44:49,584 - Who are you? - Petunia. Edward's dog. 960 00:44:51,543 --> 00:44:52,876 Of course you are. 961 00:44:52,876 --> 00:44:54,918 I know that you need evidence to accuse Mary and Seymour. 962 00:44:56,376 --> 00:44:57,959 I believe I can help. 963 00:44:57,959 --> 00:45:00,584 [atmospheric music playing] 964 00:45:00,584 --> 00:45:02,668 [church bells ringing] 965 00:45:04,959 --> 00:45:06,543 [Margaret] Get the Ethians! 966 00:45:08,459 --> 00:45:10,876 Die! Die! Ha! Take that! 967 00:45:11,959 --> 00:45:14,293 Hello, poppet. Having fun? 968 00:45:14,293 --> 00:45:15,959 No. 969 00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:18,209 My mummy's sending me to live with some nasty old bint. 970 00:45:18,209 --> 00:45:20,834 Says I need "discipline." 971 00:45:20,834 --> 00:45:23,501 I'm sure Queen Jane can sort that out. 972 00:45:23,501 --> 00:45:24,876 She's too busy. 973 00:45:24,876 --> 00:45:26,418 Won't even see me this morning. 974 00:45:26,418 --> 00:45:28,459 Busy? 975 00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,126 Busy doing what? 976 00:45:30,126 --> 00:45:34,168 Mummy also says not to talk about Jane to anyone outside the family. 977 00:45:34,168 --> 00:45:38,876 But your mummy is a nasty old wench, remember, 978 00:45:38,876 --> 00:45:40,709 who's trying to send you away. 979 00:45:40,709 --> 00:45:42,501 Perhaps I can stop her. 980 00:45:42,501 --> 00:45:47,418 Why don't you have a seat, and tell me everything that they're up to? 981 00:45:50,168 --> 00:45:52,376 Well, Jane's talking to some witchy herbalist 982 00:45:52,376 --> 00:45:54,126 from the river market. 983 00:45:54,126 --> 00:45:56,834 Something about poison. 984 00:45:56,834 --> 00:45:59,459 [Author] Ever sourced poison from a river market flower girl 985 00:45:59,459 --> 00:46:03,126 in order to murder the King and replace him with your deranged paramour? 986 00:46:03,126 --> 00:46:06,293 Well, if you find yourself in such a predicament, 987 00:46:06,293 --> 00:46:09,251 dispose of all the evidence. 988 00:46:09,251 --> 00:46:12,251 Including the flower girl. 989 00:46:12,251 --> 00:46:14,626 It's called being detail-oriented. 990 00:46:14,626 --> 00:46:16,793 - [♪ Griff: "She's Not There"] - ♪ Well, no one told me ♪ 991 00:46:16,793 --> 00:46:19,751 ♪ About her ♪ 992 00:46:19,751 --> 00:46:21,168 ♪ The way she was... 993 00:46:21,168 --> 00:46:25,126 A witness has come forward to confirm, beyond all doubt, 994 00:46:25,126 --> 00:46:27,501 the identity of King Edward's killers... 995 00:46:29,168 --> 00:46:31,334 ...Lord Seymour and Princess Mary. 996 00:46:31,334 --> 00:46:33,334 [people gasping] 997 00:46:33,334 --> 00:46:34,668 Arrest them. 998 00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:36,793 ♪ Say you're sorry ♪ 999 00:46:36,793 --> 00:46:40,209 ♪ How would I know, why should I care? ♪ 1000 00:46:40,209 --> 00:46:43,876 ♪ Well, please don't bother trying to find her ♪ 1001 00:46:43,876 --> 00:46:46,709 ♪ She's not there ♪ 1002 00:46:46,709 --> 00:46:49,168 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪ 1003 00:46:49,168 --> 00:46:52,793 ♪ The way she'd act and the color of her hair ♪ 1004 00:46:52,793 --> 00:46:54,668 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 1005 00:46:54,668 --> 00:46:57,084 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright ♪ 1006 00:46:57,084 --> 00:46:59,584 ♪ But she's not there ♪ 1007 00:47:01,584 --> 00:47:04,209 ♪ She's not there ♪ 1008 00:47:04,209 --> 00:47:06,501 ♪ Well, let me tell you about the way she looked ♪ 1009 00:47:06,501 --> 00:47:09,918 ♪ The way she'd act and the color of her hair ♪ 1010 00:47:09,918 --> 00:47:12,001 ♪ Her voice was soft and cool ♪ 1011 00:47:12,001 --> 00:47:14,876 ♪ Her eyes were clear and bright, but she's not there ♪ 1012 00:47:14,876 --> 00:47:16,709 She's gone. 1013 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,793 {\an8}[dramatic music playing] 1014 00:47:48,793 --> 00:47:50,793 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1015 00:48:20,793 --> 00:48:22,793 {\an8}♪ ♪ 1016 00:48:52,751 --> 00:48:54,751 {\an8}♪ ♪