1 00:00:02,310 --> 00:00:03,410 RUPAUL: Previously, on Canada's Drag Race... 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,209 JEFFREY: You'll be getting downright judicial 3 00:00:06,310 --> 00:00:10,170 in your very own late night law firm commercials. 4 00:00:10,275 --> 00:00:13,895 ILONA: Call us to have all your problems solved. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,690 SCARLETT: Have you ever gotten so litty 6 00:00:15,793 --> 00:00:17,553 you've splitted your kitty? 7 00:00:17,655 --> 00:00:18,855 LEMON: Ah! 8 00:00:18,965 --> 00:00:20,065 SCARLETT: Sissy! ILONA: Sissy! 9 00:00:20,172 --> 00:00:21,552 ILONA: We might be able to help you... 10 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:23,685 SCARLETT: But we can't help ourselves! 11 00:00:27,655 --> 00:00:29,715 JIMBO: Yeah, what she said! 12 00:00:29,827 --> 00:00:31,407 BROOKE LYNN: Con-drag-ulations, Rita Baga. 13 00:00:31,517 --> 00:00:33,997 You are the winner of this week's challenge. 14 00:00:34,103 --> 00:00:35,933 Which one of your sisters should go home tonight? 15 00:00:36,034 --> 00:00:37,344 BOA: I would say Lemon. JIMBO: Lemon. 16 00:00:37,448 --> 00:00:39,518 SCARLETT: Lemon. ILONA: I would also say Lemon. 17 00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:41,380 RITA: Ilona. PRIYANKA: I think Ilona Verley. 18 00:00:41,482 --> 00:00:43,932 LEMON: I would also have to say Ilona Verley. 19 00:00:44,034 --> 00:00:46,074 LEMON: I'm not here to make friends anymore. 20 00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:48,102 BROOKE LYNN: Ilona Verley... 21 00:00:48,206 --> 00:00:50,716 Chanté, you stay. 22 00:00:50,827 --> 00:00:52,477 Bitch On Arrival... 23 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,966 Sashay away. 24 00:00:58,689 --> 00:01:00,929 ♪ 25 00:01:03,103 --> 00:01:04,383 ♪ 26 00:01:04,482 --> 00:01:06,142 ILONA: [laughs] 27 00:01:06,241 --> 00:01:08,171 Boa! 28 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,545 I feel like she wrote it and she went "Nice!" 29 00:01:10,655 --> 00:01:12,205 And then rolled her eyes a little bit or something. 30 00:01:12,310 --> 00:01:13,340 "Nice!" 31 00:01:13,448 --> 00:01:15,758 ILONA: I'm heartbroken. Boa was my sister. 32 00:01:15,862 --> 00:01:17,032 PRIYANKA: I'm proud of Boa, you know? 33 00:01:17,137 --> 00:01:18,827 Like, she really came up. 34 00:01:18,931 --> 00:01:20,861 She really grew here. ILONA: She surprised us all. 35 00:01:20,965 --> 00:01:22,335 PRIYANKA: And I'm so excited that the world's 36 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:23,718 gonna get to meet her and love her. 37 00:01:23,827 --> 00:01:25,997 ILONA: She's amazing, so I don't want to take this off, 38 00:01:26,103 --> 00:01:27,723 but I'm gonna do it out of great respect. 39 00:01:27,827 --> 00:01:29,517 Boa, we love you. PRIYANKA: We love you, Boa! 40 00:01:29,620 --> 00:01:30,970 ILONA: Boa had to go. 41 00:01:31,068 --> 00:01:33,448 There's six of us left. It's time to top being nice. 42 00:01:33,551 --> 00:01:34,761 The nice era is over. 43 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,590 It's game on now, and it's time to * * * * snap. 44 00:01:37,689 --> 00:01:38,999 PRIYANKA: The judges kind of took us 45 00:01:39,103 --> 00:01:41,343 for a little bit of a rigamarole. 46 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:42,788 ILONA: I know why I should be here. 47 00:01:42,896 --> 00:01:45,166 I know why I want to be here, so I don't really care what 48 00:01:45,275 --> 00:01:47,375 Priyanka thinks, or that old one thinks. 49 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:48,762 That's fine. At the end of the day, 50 00:01:48,862 --> 00:01:52,242 Rita's still a senior citizen, and I'm not, so... 51 00:01:52,344 --> 00:01:55,694 JIMBO: So Lemon, how are you feeling in this moment now? 52 00:01:55,793 --> 00:01:57,343 ILONA: Glad to see me * * * ' lip synch. 53 00:01:57,448 --> 00:01:58,758 She's livid. She's like, "Karma, bitch!" 54 00:01:58,862 --> 00:02:00,832 LEMON: The two girls who started a fight with me in Untucked 55 00:02:00,931 --> 00:02:03,931 had to lip synch, hopefully that curse continues. 56 00:02:04,034 --> 00:02:07,074 LEMON: Jimbo said he voted for me because he was jealous of me. 57 00:02:07,172 --> 00:02:09,342 Scarlett said she forgot about everyone else's critiques 58 00:02:09,448 --> 00:02:10,688 and I was last. 59 00:02:10,793 --> 00:02:13,413 Ilona said she just doesn't really think we're close. 60 00:02:13,517 --> 00:02:15,377 And Boa said she thinks I'm fake, 61 00:02:15,482 --> 00:02:17,902 so none of those really equate to 62 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:19,900 "Lemon's the worst, she should go home," so... 63 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:21,590 I'm not going anywhere, bitch. 64 00:02:21,689 --> 00:02:23,379 ILONA: I think it really comes down to the fact 65 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:24,722 that we are jealous of you. 66 00:02:24,827 --> 00:02:26,687 I think that's where a lot of that came from. 67 00:02:26,793 --> 00:02:29,383 RITA: I think a lot of the girls are basing their opinion 68 00:02:29,482 --> 00:02:30,932 on a personal note, 69 00:02:31,034 --> 00:02:33,524 more than what the judges have to say about Lemon. 70 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:35,240 It's getting personal now. 71 00:02:35,344 --> 00:02:37,104 PRIYANKA: Rita, are you surprised you won today? 72 00:02:37,206 --> 00:02:39,996 RITA: I think I won because they told me 73 00:02:40,103 --> 00:02:42,243 "We've never seen you this beautiful on the runway. 74 00:02:42,344 --> 00:02:44,594 "You're serving us something different 75 00:02:44,689 --> 00:02:46,619 "than what we have seen from you before." 76 00:02:46,724 --> 00:02:49,454 I feel like you want to talk. SCARLETT: No. 77 00:02:49,551 --> 00:02:53,211 RITA: I think BoBo is frustrated because she really wanted 78 00:02:53,310 --> 00:02:54,620 to win this maxi challenge. 79 00:02:54,724 --> 00:02:56,524 SCARLETT: I don't know what else I have left 80 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:57,970 to give at this point. 81 00:02:58,068 --> 00:03:00,688 I've pushed myself so hard, and it's just like... nothing. 82 00:03:00,793 --> 00:03:02,453 SCARLETT: I'm the only one, other than Ilona, 83 00:03:02,551 --> 00:03:04,001 who hasn't * * * * won anything. 84 00:03:04,103 --> 00:03:05,933 That's so embarrassing. 85 00:03:06,034 --> 00:03:08,344 SCARLETT: I just feel like I'm not gonna get a win at all. 86 00:03:08,448 --> 00:03:09,588 I just feel like shit. 87 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,789 LEMON: That's a lot of emotions for safe, girl. 88 00:03:11,896 --> 00:03:13,096 SCARLETT: And I come through, and they're like, 89 00:03:13,206 --> 00:03:14,376 "Oh, you're always safe," and I'm like, 90 00:03:14,482 --> 00:03:16,002 "Well, then tell me how to not be safe. 91 00:03:16,103 --> 00:03:18,003 I don't know what to do. I just feel defeated. 92 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:19,933 PRIYANKA: Scarlett is not defeated. 93 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:22,104 She's pissed. 94 00:03:22,206 --> 00:03:23,516 Look at that face. 95 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:25,760 When you can see the emotion through all that filler, 96 00:03:25,862 --> 00:03:29,592 that's how you know the girl's pissed, and she is livid! 97 00:03:29,689 --> 00:03:32,449 ILONA: Girl, don't listen. SCARLETT: No, stop. 98 00:03:32,551 --> 00:03:34,451 ILONA: I cannot believe she's acting like this 99 00:03:34,551 --> 00:03:36,311 because she hasn't won anything! 100 00:03:36,413 --> 00:03:38,973 I just had to lip synch for my life, sissy! 101 00:03:39,068 --> 00:03:41,758 ILONA: Sorry, have your moment. Love you. 102 00:03:41,862 --> 00:03:44,592 ♪ 103 00:03:44,689 --> 00:03:47,069 ILONA: I'm trying not to have the sissy spat of a lifetime. 104 00:03:47,172 --> 00:03:49,072 This is food in the library. 105 00:03:49,172 --> 00:03:51,142 This is food in the library. SCARLETT: [screams] 106 00:03:51,241 --> 00:03:53,831 ILONA: Every man for themselves now, sissy. 107 00:03:53,931 --> 00:03:57,001 ♪ 108 00:03:57,103 --> 00:03:59,383 RUPAUL: The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives 109 00:03:59,482 --> 00:04:02,032 a year of hotel stays from Hilton, 110 00:04:02,137 --> 00:04:05,377 and a cash prize of $100,000. 111 00:04:05,482 --> 00:04:09,102 With Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman, Stacey McKenzie, 112 00:04:09,206 --> 00:04:11,476 and Brooke Lynn Hytes. 113 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:15,096 With tonight's extra special guest host, Allie X. 114 00:04:15,206 --> 00:04:19,756 ♪ 115 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:22,932 ♪ 116 00:04:23,034 --> 00:04:26,004 ILONA: Top 6! SCARLETT: Top 6! 117 00:04:26,103 --> 00:04:27,623 LEMON: It's a new day in the workroom, 118 00:04:27,724 --> 00:04:29,244 and all of these bitches hate me, 119 00:04:29,344 --> 00:04:31,524 so I'm gonna send them packing. 120 00:04:31,620 --> 00:04:32,900 PRIYANKA: Hello, top 6! 121 00:04:33,000 --> 00:04:34,930 LEMON: Hiee! 122 00:04:35,034 --> 00:04:37,664 PRIYANKA: Top 6 in the house! Holy shit. 123 00:04:37,758 --> 00:04:40,208 SCARLETT: Oh my god, we've cut out half the competition! 124 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:42,000 ILONA: Half the girls are gone. 125 00:04:42,103 --> 00:04:43,973 PRIYANKA: It feels like there's nobody here, 126 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:45,518 and we're looking around at each other, 127 00:04:45,620 --> 00:04:47,860 being like, "One of these girls is gonna win." 128 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:49,925 PRIYANKA: Lemon, how are you feeling going into this week? 129 00:04:50,034 --> 00:04:51,344 LEMON: I'm feeling like I'm about to 130 00:04:51,448 --> 00:04:52,718 prove a lot of bitches wrong. 131 00:04:52,827 --> 00:04:54,447 PRIYANKA: Wow, so likeable! LEMON: [laughs] 132 00:04:54,551 --> 00:04:56,791 [siren] RITA: Ooh-hoo! 133 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,376 [all exclaiming] ILONA: Oh, we have Ru Mail! 134 00:04:58,482 --> 00:05:00,002 RUPAUL: O Canada! 135 00:05:00,103 --> 00:05:03,343 She done already done had herses. 136 00:05:03,448 --> 00:05:07,928 RUPAUL: My maple tarts, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, 137 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:10,834 and whether you're Miss Congeniality, 138 00:05:10,931 --> 00:05:12,521 Best in Show, 139 00:05:12,620 --> 00:05:15,760 or a lovely fifth alternate, 140 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:18,902 just make sure your patch is on fire. 141 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,410 ♪ 142 00:05:21,517 --> 00:05:22,827 BROOKE LYNN: Bow down, bitches. 143 00:05:22,931 --> 00:05:24,861 PRIYANKA: Brooke! SCARLETT: Looking cute! 144 00:05:24,965 --> 00:05:27,615 BROOKE LYNN: My angels, come closer. 145 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,724 Close enough. PRIYANKA: Oh. 146 00:05:29,827 --> 00:05:31,997 BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, you can do drag, 147 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:35,213 but if you want to know drag, really get to its core 148 00:05:35,310 --> 00:05:38,070 and its essence, you do a drag pageant. 149 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,382 For this week's maxi challenge... 150 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:42,212 PRIYANK: Whoa, y'all skipping over the mini 151 00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,930 and getting right to the maxi today! 152 00:05:44,034 --> 00:05:46,794 BROOKE LYNN: We have entered the six of you in the very first 153 00:05:46,896 --> 00:05:50,336 pageant in Drag Race her-story. 154 00:05:50,448 --> 00:05:51,688 ILONA: Ooh! [applause] 155 00:05:51,793 --> 00:05:55,003 LEMON: Today's maxi challenge is a pageant! 156 00:05:55,103 --> 00:05:56,213 PRIYANKA: Yay! 157 00:05:56,310 --> 00:05:58,310 BROOKE LYNN: You will be competing for the crown 158 00:05:58,413 --> 00:06:00,663 and coveted title of... 159 00:06:00,758 --> 00:06:02,338 "Miss Loose Jaw." 160 00:06:02,448 --> 00:06:05,378 SCARLETT: Yes! [laughter] 161 00:06:05,482 --> 00:06:07,792 BROOKE LYNN: #CanadasDrag Race. 162 00:06:07,896 --> 00:06:09,826 ILONA: That is so iconic; I've never done a pageant before! 163 00:06:09,931 --> 00:06:12,661 BROOKE LYNN: This pageant is all about small town girls 164 00:06:12,758 --> 00:06:16,278 with big... personalities. [laughter] 165 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:18,209 BROOKE LYNN: You'll each be assigned a unique 166 00:06:18,310 --> 00:06:21,410 character to embody in every category: 167 00:06:21,517 --> 00:06:23,307 talent, swimsuit, 168 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:26,903 and the all-important interview round. 169 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,240 And ladies, this pageant is not about being best in show, 170 00:06:30,344 --> 00:06:32,864 but about bringing your character to life, 171 00:06:32,965 --> 00:06:34,995 and making her funny. 172 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,553 JIMBO: I love improv challenges. 173 00:06:36,655 --> 00:06:39,685 It is a stage with a live audience, 174 00:06:39,793 --> 00:06:43,663 and I am able to do what I love to do, which is be a clown. 175 00:06:43,758 --> 00:06:45,658 BROOKE LYNN: So you better B-I-B... 176 00:06:45,758 --> 00:06:47,338 Bring it, bitch! 177 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:50,618 Rita Baga, as the winner of last week's maxi challenge, 178 00:06:50,724 --> 00:06:53,794 you get to decide which Miss goes to each sis. 179 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:55,926 [queens oohing] BROOKE LYNN: Now choose wisely. 180 00:06:56,034 --> 00:06:59,694 I can tell you from experience, things get pretty competitive 181 00:06:59,793 --> 00:07:01,483 in the pageant world. 182 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:03,276 [chuckles] 183 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,759 I mean JK, LOL! 184 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:07,722 You're all sisters, right? 185 00:07:07,827 --> 00:07:11,337 ♪ 186 00:07:11,448 --> 00:07:13,168 BROOKE LYNN: Gentlemen, start your engines, 187 00:07:13,275 --> 00:07:15,335 and may the best woman win. 188 00:07:15,448 --> 00:07:17,378 Byee! QUEENS: Byee! 189 00:07:17,482 --> 00:07:19,102 ILONA: Ooh! 190 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:20,476 LEMON: A pageant! 191 00:07:20,586 --> 00:07:23,476 RITA: So, you're all gonna enjoy my thick accent. 192 00:07:23,586 --> 00:07:24,756 [laughter] 193 00:07:24,862 --> 00:07:26,622 RITA: Okay, the characters. 194 00:07:26,724 --> 00:07:29,664 SCARLETT: We are playing the most ridiculous characters 195 00:07:29,758 --> 00:07:32,478 who have the most ridiculous talents. 196 00:07:32,586 --> 00:07:35,166 RITA: I'm gonna pick the one I want first. 197 00:07:35,275 --> 00:07:37,165 I'll go for the Miss Match'd. 198 00:07:37,275 --> 00:07:38,585 She loves love. 199 00:07:38,689 --> 00:07:40,589 She loves her man and her dog and her life. 200 00:07:40,689 --> 00:07:42,279 She's so #blessed. 201 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,789 RITA: The roles are basically typical characters 202 00:07:44,896 --> 00:07:46,096 from the pageant world. 203 00:07:46,206 --> 00:07:48,586 We have the sad one, the slut one. 204 00:07:48,689 --> 00:07:51,659 RITA: Miss Behavin', the town bicycle. 205 00:07:51,758 --> 00:07:53,618 Sex positive-- oh, what's that word? 206 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,034 Horn... horndogess? 207 00:07:55,137 --> 00:07:56,067 ILONA: Horndogess, yeah. 208 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:57,452 JIMBO: I want to be the town bicycle. 209 00:07:57,551 --> 00:07:59,071 SCARLETT: Me too. 210 00:07:59,172 --> 00:08:00,902 SCARLETT: Jimbo says she wants to be the town bicycle. 211 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,240 Surprise, surprise. 212 00:08:02,344 --> 00:08:04,834 JIMBO: One of my favourite sides of my drag 213 00:08:04,931 --> 00:08:08,381 is my curves and my sexuality. 214 00:08:08,482 --> 00:08:11,692 RITA: Miss Behavin', the sex positive horndog. 215 00:08:11,793 --> 00:08:14,593 Suggestion: I think you should be Miss Informed. 216 00:08:14,689 --> 00:08:17,969 The Know-It-Almost, she's the authority on every topic 217 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,688 with an opinion about everything. 218 00:08:19,793 --> 00:08:22,073 You can do that. SCARLETT: [sighs] 219 00:08:22,172 --> 00:08:24,552 RITA: Don't give me that attitude. [laughter] 220 00:08:24,655 --> 00:08:26,785 PRIYANK: Miss Scarlett BoBo is not happy 221 00:08:26,896 --> 00:08:28,136 with who she gets, and you can tell. 222 00:08:28,241 --> 00:08:30,551 Zoom in on her face, she's pissed. 223 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:33,515 RITA: Miss Fitts, a bratty pageant princess. 224 00:08:33,620 --> 00:08:35,070 LEMON: I love a bratty pageant princess. 225 00:08:35,172 --> 00:08:37,832 RITA: That's a fit. [laughter] 226 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:40,101 LEMON: I love pageants. 227 00:08:40,206 --> 00:08:41,546 RITA: Miss Erable. 228 00:08:41,655 --> 00:08:43,065 SCARLETT: Miserable. RITA: Oh, miserable. 229 00:08:43,172 --> 00:08:44,452 ILONA: Oh, "miss-er-able!" Oh, that's cute. 230 00:08:44,551 --> 00:08:45,901 RITA: I just got it, you know? 231 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,660 A sad sack, she's a... 232 00:08:47,758 --> 00:08:49,378 ILONA: Eeyore. RITA: Eeyore, what's that? 233 00:08:49,482 --> 00:08:50,452 ILONA: It's a character. 234 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:51,831 RITA: I think you should do Miss Erable. 235 00:08:51,931 --> 00:08:53,211 ILONA: She's like miserable and sad, 236 00:08:53,310 --> 00:08:55,520 and I feel like that's something I haven't done yet 237 00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:57,620 is be toned down, so I want to be her. 238 00:08:57,724 --> 00:08:58,974 RITA: Miss Demeanor. 239 00:08:59,068 --> 00:09:01,068 Hothead with a chip on her shoulder. 240 00:09:01,172 --> 00:09:03,382 Did you just look at her funny? No. 241 00:09:03,482 --> 00:09:06,142 She thinks you did and she's itching for a fight about it. 242 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,241 PRIYANKA: Love it. 243 00:09:07,344 --> 00:09:08,694 PRIYANKA: I feel like I can really be her. 244 00:09:08,793 --> 00:09:10,143 She's angry. 245 00:09:10,241 --> 00:09:13,311 I have some anger inside of me that I need to express. 246 00:09:13,413 --> 00:09:14,693 RITA: Are you happy about it? ILONA: Yes. 247 00:09:14,793 --> 00:09:15,933 Happy with that. LEMON: Yeah. 248 00:09:16,034 --> 00:09:17,694 RITA: So I'm gonna change everything, so I can win. 249 00:09:17,793 --> 00:09:19,693 [laughter] 250 00:09:19,793 --> 00:09:23,793 ♪ 251 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:25,996 ♪ 252 00:09:26,103 --> 00:09:27,933 PRIYANKA: I feel like my character would have gotten 253 00:09:28,034 --> 00:09:29,454 her hair done like four months ago, 254 00:09:29,551 --> 00:09:30,721 and now it's all grown out, 255 00:09:30,827 --> 00:09:33,097 but she still wants to compete in the pageant 256 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:34,546 because she needs the money. 257 00:09:34,655 --> 00:09:37,855 When you look at this wig, do you get that, a grown-out root? 258 00:09:37,965 --> 00:09:39,275 Or is that bad? Should I cancel? 259 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,519 ILONA: I mean, you've already started. 260 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:43,930 You can't cancel now! 261 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:45,864 ILONA: Oh, that's very this. 262 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,585 PRIYANKA: I hate that. LEMON: Thank you. 263 00:09:47,689 --> 00:09:50,379 ILONA: That literally looks like it belongs on your head. 264 00:09:50,482 --> 00:09:51,862 LEMON: Thank you. 265 00:09:51,965 --> 00:09:54,095 So I'm going for very like spoiled pageant princess, 266 00:09:54,206 --> 00:09:55,516 who's like... ILONA: That's so bad. 267 00:09:55,620 --> 00:09:57,970 LEMON: "I've never won a title, but I'm gonna keep trying." 268 00:09:58,068 --> 00:10:00,308 LEMON: Lemon is also a spoiled princess, 269 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:04,003 so I feel like her and Miss Fitts would get along. 270 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:05,593 ILONA: This one. 271 00:10:05,689 --> 00:10:08,099 ♪ 272 00:10:08,206 --> 00:10:10,096 ILONA: Miss Erable is just that girl that you always see like 273 00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:12,616 out back your school like smoking on her lunch break, 274 00:10:12,724 --> 00:10:13,904 and you never really talk to her, 275 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,280 and she never really talks to you, 276 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,309 and you know that she goes home and like cries at night. 277 00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,723 I'm like, "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to." 278 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,547 I understand this girl. I've been this girl. 279 00:10:22,655 --> 00:10:23,825 This is gonna be a cakewalk. 280 00:10:23,931 --> 00:10:25,971 ILONA: And then this is still like a little me. 281 00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,208 PRIYANKA: You're not playing you, though, don't forget. 282 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:31,140 ILONA: Priyanka, don't let me have it like that. 283 00:10:31,241 --> 00:10:33,241 BROOKE LYNN: Did someone say talent portion? 284 00:10:33,344 --> 00:10:35,244 [laughter] SCARLETT: Yes! 285 00:10:35,344 --> 00:10:37,344 BROOKE LYNN: I'm here. SCARLETT: Mama. 286 00:10:37,448 --> 00:10:39,098 BROOKE LYNN: Hello, Lemon. LEMON: Hi, Angel. 287 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:40,376 BROOKE LYNN: What character did you get? 288 00:10:40,482 --> 00:10:43,722 LEMON: So, I got Miss Fitts, bratty pageant princess. 289 00:10:43,827 --> 00:10:47,617 When things don't go exactly my way, I'm very like, "No!" 290 00:10:47,724 --> 00:10:49,624 BROOKE LYNN: Oh! LEMON: So I'm very excited. 291 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,694 BROOKE LYNN: So, how are you feeling after last week? 292 00:10:51,793 --> 00:10:54,283 You kind of got thrown under the bus a little bit. 293 00:10:54,379 --> 00:10:57,759 LEMON: It started to unfold that everyone who said my name 294 00:10:57,862 --> 00:11:01,212 had a personal reason as to why they thought I should go home, 295 00:11:01,310 --> 00:11:03,140 and that hurt me like even more. 296 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:04,901 BROOKE LYNN: You could also look at it like these bitches 297 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,590 want you to go home 'cause they're scared of you. 298 00:11:06,689 --> 00:11:08,139 I went through a little bit of that myself 299 00:11:08,241 --> 00:11:09,381 when I was on the show. 300 00:11:09,482 --> 00:11:11,032 LEMON: Brooke Lynn has dealt with the same thing, 301 00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,277 and look where she is. 302 00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:14,209 Clearly, I just need to focus on myself 303 00:11:14,310 --> 00:11:16,030 because everyone else already is. 304 00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:17,757 BROOKE LYNN: Hi, Priyanka. How are you feeling? 305 00:11:17,862 --> 00:11:19,902 PRIYANKA: I'm excited to prove myself in an improv challenge. 306 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:22,380 BROOKE LYNN: Yes, I'm excited to see that too because it was 307 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:25,142 a little bit of a struggle last time you did it, wasn't it? 308 00:11:25,241 --> 00:11:26,901 PRIYANKA: Yeah, but I'm excited. I'm playing Miss Demeanor. 309 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,210 BROOKE LYNN: Okay. PRIYANKA: And she rude. 310 00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,690 BROOKE LYNN: She rude. PRIYANKA: And she angry. 311 00:11:29,793 --> 00:11:31,283 She's been through some shit. BROOKE LYNN: Just like you. 312 00:11:31,379 --> 00:11:32,829 PRIYANKA: [laughs] Yes, I've been through some shit. 313 00:11:32,931 --> 00:11:34,381 BROOKE LYNN: You've been through some shit the last 314 00:11:34,482 --> 00:11:35,862 couple of weeks. PRIYANKA: I have, yeah. 315 00:11:35,965 --> 00:11:37,715 PRIYANKA: I thought I was gonna be good on the improv challenge. 316 00:11:37,827 --> 00:11:38,857 I got scared. 317 00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:40,655 I bombed, and ended up in the bottom two. 318 00:11:40,758 --> 00:11:42,448 BROOKE LYNN: You think this is gonna take you back up 319 00:11:42,551 --> 00:11:43,661 to the top of this? PRIYANKA: Yes. 320 00:11:43,758 --> 00:11:45,718 Once I knew what it was like to be in the bottom, 321 00:11:45,827 --> 00:11:48,447 I was like, "I don't belong here on the bottom, 322 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,381 "so I'm gonna show the dolls how to do it." 323 00:11:50,482 --> 00:11:51,792 PRIYANKA: I'm here to just give full 324 00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,236 Priyanka energy to everything. 325 00:11:53,344 --> 00:11:56,594 It's that BP energy, okay? Big Priyanka energy. 326 00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:57,999 I can't be scared anymore 327 00:11:58,103 --> 00:11:59,863 because there's no time to be scared. 328 00:11:59,965 --> 00:12:02,235 BROOKE LYNN: Bonjour, Rita. RITA: Hello, handsome. 329 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:03,794 BROOKE LYNN: So, tell me about your character. 330 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:07,026 RITA: I'm the one who's in love with love, very positive, 331 00:12:07,137 --> 00:12:09,407 optimistic, and it's really a character for me 332 00:12:09,517 --> 00:12:10,857 because I'm more like down to earth. 333 00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,235 BROOKE LYNN: In a pageant, in general, 334 00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:14,104 you have to be very over the top and out there. 335 00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,376 Is this gonna be something you're gonna struggle with? 336 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:18,902 RITA: I don't think so because I'll be playing a character. 337 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,140 I don't have any issues with having a personality. 338 00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,861 Just showing mine is more difficult. 339 00:12:23,965 --> 00:12:26,275 BROOKE LYNN: Why do you think that is? 340 00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:30,549 RITA: I like to maintain and to be strong for my community 341 00:12:30,655 --> 00:12:31,855 and for my family. 342 00:12:31,965 --> 00:12:33,515 I'm also the mother of the House of Baga, 343 00:12:33,620 --> 00:12:34,930 so I have a lot of children. 344 00:12:35,034 --> 00:12:37,764 I don't want them to see me as vulnerable or weak. 345 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,212 RITA: I feel like I have this pressure of representing 346 00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,620 the French Canadian culture because I'm the only one 347 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,004 left from Quebec now. 348 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,793 BROOKE LYNN: I pretty much went through the exact same 349 00:12:45,896 --> 00:12:47,756 kind of situation when I was on Drag Race. 350 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,412 I was kind of representing a country, 351 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,787 and you feel a lot of pressure. 352 00:12:50,896 --> 00:12:52,586 You made it here because of who you are. 353 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:55,929 We saw something in you, and we want to see you. 354 00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:57,834 I cannot wait to see what you bring. 355 00:12:57,931 --> 00:13:01,341 RITA: It's gonna be fun! BROOKE LYNN: Au revoir. 356 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,208 BROOKE LYNN: Hi, BoBo. How are you feeling? 357 00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:04,690 SCARLETT: Obviously, it sucks, you know. 358 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:06,383 We're on week seven, and I haven't won anything. 359 00:13:06,482 --> 00:13:09,072 I feel like these girls look at me like 360 00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,002 I'm not a threat, and I am. 361 00:13:11,103 --> 00:13:12,663 BROOKE LYNN: You are doing really well in this competition. 362 00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:13,898 You haven't been in the bottom. 363 00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,210 You've been safe at top, which is good. 364 00:13:15,310 --> 00:13:16,550 SCARLETT: Yeah. BROOKE LYNN: And I think 365 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:19,065 it's just a matter of wrong place, wrong time for you. 366 00:13:19,172 --> 00:13:21,412 It's been a group circumstance, or it's been something 367 00:13:21,517 --> 00:13:23,137 that's kind of held you back from winning something. 368 00:13:23,241 --> 00:13:25,761 But remember that slow and steady wins the race. 369 00:13:25,862 --> 00:13:27,242 SCARLETT: Like, we're on week seven, 370 00:13:27,344 --> 00:13:29,794 and I haven't slipped up once. 371 00:13:29,896 --> 00:13:31,376 I haven't had to lip synch once. 372 00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:34,242 I haven't won anything, and I'm letting that not 373 00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:37,074 bother me because I'm still here. 374 00:13:37,172 --> 00:13:38,972 BROOKE LYNN: Oh hi, Ilona. ILONA: Hello! 375 00:13:39,068 --> 00:13:40,618 BROOKE LYNN: So, who are you playing in the pag? 376 00:13:40,724 --> 00:13:41,724 ILONA: Miss Erable. 377 00:13:41,827 --> 00:13:43,067 Miss Erable. Miss... 378 00:13:43,172 --> 00:13:45,382 She's miserable. Miss Erable. 379 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:46,932 BROOKE LYNN: How are you planning on playing her? 380 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:48,384 ILONA: Like very just kind of like... [sighs] 381 00:13:48,482 --> 00:13:49,692 Like over it. Just very like... 382 00:13:49,793 --> 00:13:51,693 [sighs] Like, mm... like, moody. 383 00:13:51,793 --> 00:13:54,243 BROOKE LYNN: You still need to be funny and not one-note, 384 00:13:54,344 --> 00:13:56,314 so I'm excited to see you handle that. 385 00:13:56,413 --> 00:13:59,213 I want to ask you, how does it feel to be the first 386 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,830 First Nations two-spirited person on here? 387 00:14:01,931 --> 00:14:03,241 ILONA: It feels amazing. 388 00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:06,484 Like, for me, like growing up, I had no one to watch on TV. 389 00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:07,546 BROOKE LYNN: Mm-hm. 390 00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,755 ILONA: I had no one to look up to, 391 00:14:09,862 --> 00:14:12,312 and so for me it just feels good to represent for indigenous kids 392 00:14:12,413 --> 00:14:13,553 and for two-spirit kids. 393 00:14:13,655 --> 00:14:16,585 Like, it's not always my job to educate as it is 394 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,519 to be present, to represent. BROOKE LYNN: To be visible. 395 00:14:18,620 --> 00:14:20,660 ILONA: And say I'm here. You can be here. 396 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:22,408 Because I never had that, and I just want to be 397 00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:23,657 that person I wish I had. 398 00:14:23,758 --> 00:14:25,968 ILONA: I had no one growing up to look up to, 399 00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,518 and it's really important and cool for me to just 400 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,240 be able to be someone, and be proud of who I am, 401 00:14:31,344 --> 00:14:33,104 and hopefully be able to inspire other kids 402 00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:34,476 to be proud of themselves, 403 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:36,546 and you know, inspire them to just be themselves. 404 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,755 BROOKE LYNN: Jimbo! 405 00:14:37,862 --> 00:14:39,832 Tell me about your pageant character. 406 00:14:39,931 --> 00:14:42,101 JIMBO: I am Miss Behavin', the town pump. 407 00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:45,516 BROOKE LYNN: Oh. [laughs] I love it already. 408 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:46,690 JIMBO: It's something close to my heart. 409 00:14:46,793 --> 00:14:48,693 BROOKE LYNN: What is your process for coming up 410 00:14:48,793 --> 00:14:50,143 with these crazy characters you do? 411 00:14:50,241 --> 00:14:52,101 JIMBO: I think the more I cover up Jimbo, 412 00:14:52,206 --> 00:14:55,066 the more someone else can come through. 413 00:14:55,172 --> 00:14:58,312 JIMBO: I started performance and drag in a vaudeville troupe 414 00:14:58,413 --> 00:15:01,143 doing sketch comedy, and then trained as a clown, 415 00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,661 and then as a drag clown, 416 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:05,308 and so I have a lot of experience 417 00:15:05,413 --> 00:15:07,003 about being in front of an audience. 418 00:15:07,103 --> 00:15:10,383 I'm really looking forward to the pageant tonight. 419 00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,282 ♪ 420 00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,409 BROOKE LYNN: Contestants 1 through 6, 421 00:15:14,517 --> 00:15:17,097 Canada is about to get royally tucked. 422 00:15:17,206 --> 00:15:18,826 This is not your average pageant, 423 00:15:18,931 --> 00:15:21,031 and you are not playing average girls, 424 00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,307 so make strong character choices. 425 00:15:23,413 --> 00:15:25,103 Be bold. Be consistent. 426 00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,966 And for * * 's sake, be a winner. 427 00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,278 Tomorrow on the main stage, joining us 428 00:15:30,379 --> 00:15:32,759 as our extra special guest host 429 00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:36,552 is indie pop singer/songwriter, 430 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:39,655 Allie X. [queens screaming & cheering] 431 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:42,828 LEMON: I am so gagged that Allie X is here. 432 00:15:42,931 --> 00:15:44,861 I love her. I've seen her live before, 433 00:15:44,965 --> 00:15:46,965 and she's a * * * * powerhouse. 434 00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:49,238 ILONA: Oh my god! 435 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:51,214 ILONA: Her music has got me through some really 436 00:15:51,310 --> 00:15:52,340 dark times in my life. 437 00:15:52,448 --> 00:15:54,618 I have her lyrics tattooed on me, actually. 438 00:15:54,724 --> 00:15:56,864 "Never good enough." This is from one of her songs. 439 00:15:56,965 --> 00:15:59,585 BROOKE LYNN: It's a pageant! 440 00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:03,099 BROOKE LYNN: Ladies, good luck, and don't * * * * * * * 441 00:16:03,206 --> 00:16:04,656 [blank } it up. 442 00:16:04,758 --> 00:16:05,968 Bye! QUEENS: Bye! 443 00:16:06,068 --> 00:16:07,278 ILONA: Oh my god, Allie X! 444 00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:09,169 Girl, what? 445 00:16:09,275 --> 00:16:11,685 ♪ 446 00:16:15,310 --> 00:16:18,380 ANNOUNCER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, 447 00:16:18,482 --> 00:16:21,692 and welcome to the Miss Loose Jaw Pageant. 448 00:16:21,793 --> 00:16:23,033 [cheering & applause] 449 00:16:23,137 --> 00:16:26,137 PRIYANKA: Miss Loose Jaw 2020 is a small-town pageant. 450 00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,451 It's the kind of pageant that would go down at like a legion, 451 00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,101 at a community centre. 452 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,926 ILONA: Drag Race has never done a pageant before, 453 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:34,864 so we're making her-story on Canada's Drag Race! 454 00:16:34,965 --> 00:16:36,235 Hello! 455 00:16:36,344 --> 00:16:38,974 VOICEOVER: Give it up for Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. 456 00:16:39,068 --> 00:16:41,998 [cheering & applause] 457 00:16:42,103 --> 00:16:44,623 JEFFREY: It's me! 458 00:16:44,724 --> 00:16:46,034 MICHELLE: Handsome. 459 00:16:46,137 --> 00:16:50,787 JEFFREY: Let's say hello to our esteemed panel of judges. 460 00:16:50,896 --> 00:16:55,206 Founding member of the legendary troupe, The Great Imposters, 461 00:16:55,310 --> 00:16:58,280 the iconic Michelle DuBarry! 462 00:16:58,379 --> 00:17:01,339 [cheering & applause] 463 00:17:01,448 --> 00:17:02,618 MICHELLE: Oh, did I win? 464 00:17:02,724 --> 00:17:04,524 JEFFREY: No, honey, not this year. 465 00:17:04,620 --> 00:17:06,100 MICHELLE: So * * it. [laughter] 466 00:17:06,206 --> 00:17:07,856 JEFFREY: It's Canada's squirrelfriend, 467 00:17:07,965 --> 00:17:11,405 and Miss Loose Jaw favourite, Traci Melchor! 468 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:12,857 [cheering & applause] 469 00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:15,615 JEFFREY: And all the way from Degrassi High, 470 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:18,694 it's Principal Snake, Stefan Brogren! 471 00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,103 [cheering & applause] 472 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,406 STEFAN: This is just like homecoming. 473 00:17:22,517 --> 00:17:24,067 But so gay. [laughter] 474 00:17:24,172 --> 00:17:27,342 JEFFREY: And now, introducing this year's contestants 475 00:17:27,448 --> 00:17:29,658 of the Miss Loose Jaw Pageant! 476 00:17:29,758 --> 00:17:32,338 [cheering & applause] 477 00:17:32,448 --> 00:17:34,788 TRACI: Ooh... Woo! 478 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:36,926 STEFAN: Wow! Wow! 479 00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,664 STEFAN: Woo! TRACI: Yes! 480 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:43,068 [applause] 481 00:17:43,172 --> 00:17:47,552 ♪ 482 00:17:47,655 --> 00:17:49,405 MICHELLE: They're so lovely. 483 00:17:49,517 --> 00:17:52,967 ♪ 484 00:17:53,068 --> 00:17:57,068 ♪ 485 00:17:57,172 --> 00:18:00,762 ♪ 486 00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:03,382 JEFFREY: Aren't they just death-drop gorgeous? 487 00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:04,482 STEFAN: Oh my god. 488 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,096 JEFFREY: Now, let's meet these beauties. 489 00:18:06,206 --> 00:18:08,476 RITA: My name is Miss Match'd. 490 00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:12,136 My life goal is to spread my love all around the world, 491 00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:16,141 and I would like to thank God because I'm so #blessed! 492 00:18:16,241 --> 00:18:19,211 Ah! [cheering & applause] 493 00:18:19,310 --> 00:18:20,860 PRIYANKA: I'm Miss Demeanor. 494 00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:23,655 My motto is I'm gonna make you pay for all the good shit 495 00:18:23,758 --> 00:18:26,898 I did for you, and I'd like to thank my dad 496 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,100 for abandoning me. TRACI: Oh! 497 00:18:29,206 --> 00:18:30,516 PRIYANKA: And my baby. 498 00:18:30,620 --> 00:18:31,830 Stop kicking me, though. 499 00:18:31,931 --> 00:18:33,831 Stop kicking me. I'll kick you back, bitch. 500 00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:37,521 JIMBO: Good evening, all you sexy townsfolk. 501 00:18:37,620 --> 00:18:41,240 [laughter] JIMBO: My name's Miss Behavin', 502 00:18:41,344 --> 00:18:44,864 'cause I can be a dirty girl. 503 00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,685 My life's goal 504 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:50,793 is to lose my gag reflex all together. 505 00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:53,166 [gags] 506 00:18:53,275 --> 00:18:55,335 Nope, it's still there. 507 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:57,588 [laughter] 508 00:18:57,689 --> 00:19:01,619 ILONA: Hi, I'm Miss Erable, 509 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:06,414 and being here is making me miserable. 510 00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,407 I'm just trying to show my parents that like 511 00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,757 I can be a beauty queen like these other girls. 512 00:19:11,862 --> 00:19:13,662 [applause] 513 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:16,168 SCARLETT: Hi, I'm Miss Informed, 514 00:19:16,275 --> 00:19:18,895 and my goal in life is to be better than everybody else, 515 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,340 but like I've already done that so I'm like already there, 516 00:19:21,448 --> 00:19:22,998 so like #goal. 517 00:19:23,103 --> 00:19:25,073 I would like to thank myself for being 518 00:19:25,172 --> 00:19:27,692 just the best in a sea of basics. 519 00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:29,033 Thank you. [applause] 520 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:30,757 LEMON: My name is Miss Fitts. 521 00:19:30,862 --> 00:19:33,522 My life's goal is to finally win a pageant 522 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,720 and show my mother that she was wrong. 523 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,517 I would like to thank my father 524 00:19:37,620 --> 00:19:40,720 for his endless financial contributions. 525 00:19:40,827 --> 00:19:43,277 Thank you so much. Enjoy the show. 526 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,829 [cheering & applause] 527 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:46,901 JEFFREY: Alright-y! 528 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,310 Who's ready for the pageantry to begin? 529 00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:50,453 [applause] JEFFREY: Ladies... 530 00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,411 That's your cue to go get ready. 531 00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:56,477 We'll be right back with more Miss Loose Jaw. 532 00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:58,236 MICHELLE: Is that it? I'm going home. 533 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,144 [laughter] 534 00:20:00,241 --> 00:20:03,341 JEFFREY: Our first round is the talent portion, 535 00:20:03,448 --> 00:20:06,618 and first up is Miss Erable. 536 00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:08,454 ILONA: Do you guys like painting? 537 00:20:08,551 --> 00:20:11,831 [cheering & applause] 538 00:20:11,931 --> 00:20:14,311 STEFAN: Paint, paint, paint, paint, paint! 539 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:17,283 ILONA: I don't want your sarcasm. 540 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:20,029 ♪ 541 00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:21,717 ILONA: I painted these eggplants. 542 00:20:21,827 --> 00:20:26,137 This is like us, and this bowl is like society holding us back. 543 00:20:26,241 --> 00:20:27,481 MICHELLE: Brilliant. TRACI: That's really good. 544 00:20:27,586 --> 00:20:29,516 ILONA: Stop mocking me! 545 00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,170 Would you like it more if it was like sexualized? 546 00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,305 You guys want something more exciting, 547 00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:35,593 what something more exciting? 548 00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:37,309 You want something more exciting like this? 549 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:40,313 Is this what you like? You people like this? 550 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:41,833 Why do you like this? 551 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:43,621 ILONA: This is like exactly the reaction I was hoping for 552 00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,454 from the audience. 553 00:20:45,551 --> 00:20:47,831 Like, the comedy in this character is just... 554 00:20:47,931 --> 00:20:49,521 she makes you uncomfortable. 555 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,030 ILONA: [loud crying] I don't like you guys! 556 00:20:51,137 --> 00:20:52,757 I'm done being talented. 557 00:20:52,862 --> 00:20:56,522 JEFFREY: I have no idea what's going on right now. 558 00:20:56,620 --> 00:20:58,590 [light flute music] 559 00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:01,589 JEFFREY: She's dancing for two. 560 00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:03,029 PRIYANKA: Now, before the pageant, 561 00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,827 Miss Demeanor had to go through a month of anger management, 562 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:08,001 so what her therapist had told her 563 00:21:08,103 --> 00:21:09,723 is to take it out in a talent. 564 00:21:09,827 --> 00:21:12,927 My interpretive dancing is a perfect way 565 00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:14,764 to express my anger. 566 00:21:14,862 --> 00:21:15,902 STEFAN: Oh! 567 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,760 Can't be good for the baby, I don't think. 568 00:21:17,862 --> 00:21:19,282 TRACI: Oh. 569 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,659 PRIYANKA: Okay, so plot twist. 570 00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,658 Somebody's having contractions. 571 00:21:22,758 --> 00:21:26,208 PRIYANKA: [groaning] 572 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:30,380 [baby crying] 573 00:21:30,482 --> 00:21:32,692 TRACI: Oh! Oh, wow. 574 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:35,243 When one becomes two. 575 00:21:35,344 --> 00:21:39,214 STEFAN: That is a talent. That is a talent. 576 00:21:39,310 --> 00:21:41,930 MICHELLE: Oh my god. Va-va-va-voom. 577 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,764 JIMBO: I'm displaying one of my many talents... 578 00:21:45,862 --> 00:21:48,522 TRACI: Oh! JIMBO: My animal calls. 579 00:21:48,620 --> 00:21:51,860 The call of the bum-bum gerbil. 580 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,545 Help...! 581 00:21:53,655 --> 00:21:55,165 Help! 582 00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:59,515 The call of the double-headed dildo bird. 583 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:02,830 [bird noises] 584 00:22:02,931 --> 00:22:05,341 Big dick snake... 585 00:22:05,448 --> 00:22:08,138 Augh, augh! 586 00:22:08,241 --> 00:22:10,411 JIMBO: Performing in front of an audience makes me feel 587 00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,477 at home again. 588 00:22:11,586 --> 00:22:14,136 [making noises] 589 00:22:14,241 --> 00:22:15,901 JIMBO: I'm not a runway queen. 590 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,590 I am a clown. 591 00:22:17,689 --> 00:22:20,519 JIMBO: Don't feed the animals. [laughter] 592 00:22:20,620 --> 00:22:23,930 JIMBO: The laughter makes me stronger! 593 00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:26,074 JEFFREY: Security! 594 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,902 ♪ 595 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,030 SCARLETT: So, I learned this at the bongo bongo school 596 00:22:31,137 --> 00:22:34,897 in Bongo Bongolia at the school of the arts for bongoing. 597 00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:36,310 Okay, here we go. 598 00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:40,663 Wa-wa-wa-wa... 599 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:42,278 Oh! 600 00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:44,479 SCARLETT: The audience has never seen someone this amazing. 601 00:22:44,586 --> 00:22:47,446 SCARLETT: La-la-la-la-la-la... 602 00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,241 SCARLETT: Wa-wa-wa-wa... 603 00:22:49,344 --> 00:22:50,454 SCARLETT: La-la-la-la. 604 00:22:50,551 --> 00:22:52,141 Ha, oh my god. 605 00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:55,451 SCARLETT: Miss Informed is slaying the bongos, honey. 606 00:22:55,551 --> 00:22:56,831 Go, Miss Informed! 607 00:22:56,931 --> 00:22:58,141 You got it, girl! 608 00:22:58,241 --> 00:22:59,661 [playing bongos] 609 00:22:59,758 --> 00:23:00,858 TRACI: I feel the beat! 610 00:23:00,965 --> 00:23:01,965 SCARLETT: Let them have it. 611 00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:03,098 Let them have those bongo bongos. 612 00:23:03,206 --> 00:23:06,966 Mmm. SCARLETT: [screams] 613 00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:08,138 MICHELLE: I like her. 614 00:23:08,241 --> 00:23:10,141 SCARLETT: Thank you so much. [applause] 615 00:23:10,241 --> 00:23:13,551 ♪ 616 00:23:13,655 --> 00:23:15,585 MICHELLE: Ooh... 617 00:23:15,689 --> 00:23:17,239 She can't get in. STEFAN: What is she doing? 618 00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:18,694 MICHELLE: She's trying to get in. 619 00:23:18,793 --> 00:23:20,933 TRACI: She's trying to get in. 620 00:23:21,034 --> 00:23:22,074 [audience exclaiming] 621 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,722 LEMON: I always love when a pageant girl's 622 00:23:24,827 --> 00:23:27,447 real talent is pageants, and when they get 623 00:23:27,551 --> 00:23:29,591 to the talent portion, and they're like, 624 00:23:29,689 --> 00:23:32,029 "Uh, I'm not really sure what to do." 625 00:23:32,137 --> 00:23:35,857 So I think mime is the funniest like "talent" portion 626 00:23:35,965 --> 00:23:39,585 that you could possibly choose. 627 00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:41,619 LEMON: Ta-da! [applause] 628 00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:44,834 STEFAN: I think we have a winner! 629 00:23:44,931 --> 00:23:48,621 STEFAN: Ooh! Oh, oh! 630 00:23:48,724 --> 00:23:51,554 ♪ 631 00:23:51,655 --> 00:23:53,685 STEFAN: Oh, she's around the wall. 632 00:23:53,793 --> 00:23:55,593 RITA: Hello, hello! Hello! 633 00:23:55,689 --> 00:23:58,379 Today we are wrapping a gift! 634 00:23:58,482 --> 00:24:00,072 Here's my dog, Rita. [dog yapping] 635 00:24:00,172 --> 00:24:01,862 Oops! Oh, sorry. 636 00:24:01,965 --> 00:24:04,445 Okay, you need wrapping papers. 637 00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:05,901 Let's take the pink one. 638 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 [giggles] 639 00:24:07,103 --> 00:24:09,793 You put the box on the wrapping paper. 640 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:11,276 You need scissors. 641 00:24:11,379 --> 00:24:12,859 This is for my lesbian sister. 642 00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:14,335 I think of you. [giggles] 643 00:24:14,448 --> 00:24:17,378 And then you cut like there's no tomorrow. 644 00:24:17,482 --> 00:24:18,722 MICHELLE: She's nuts. 645 00:24:18,827 --> 00:24:20,547 RITA: And then you fold it too. 646 00:24:20,655 --> 00:24:24,275 RITA: Miss Match'd is not really good as a gift wrapper, 647 00:24:24,379 --> 00:24:27,099 but, you know, she loves it, so she will do it, 648 00:24:27,206 --> 00:24:29,096 and she will keep on smiling. 649 00:24:29,206 --> 00:24:30,686 RITA: Woo! 650 00:24:30,793 --> 00:24:32,623 JEFFREY: It's Miss Match'd, everybody. 651 00:24:32,724 --> 00:24:34,244 Give it up! RITA: Thank you! 652 00:24:34,344 --> 00:24:36,284 Aah! [applause] 653 00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:37,689 MICHELLE: What a mess. 654 00:24:37,793 --> 00:24:39,103 TRACI: [laughs] 655 00:24:40,862 --> 00:24:42,412 JEFFREY: Hold onto your oars. 656 00:24:42,517 --> 00:24:44,447 It's the swimsuit portion. 657 00:24:44,551 --> 00:24:46,831 MICHELLE: Oh my god! 658 00:24:46,931 --> 00:24:49,791 Oh my god! 659 00:24:49,896 --> 00:24:51,656 STEFAN: Oh, she's got flippers. TRACI: See the flippers? 660 00:24:51,758 --> 00:24:53,858 ILONA: Rita's kind of scaring me with her performance 661 00:24:53,965 --> 00:24:55,475 because I know that girl. 662 00:24:55,586 --> 00:24:56,966 I literally know that girl. 663 00:24:57,068 --> 00:24:58,928 She's on my friends list. I still follow her. 664 00:24:59,034 --> 00:25:00,284 [baby crying] 665 00:25:00,379 --> 00:25:03,309 RITA: We were told to not have a one-note character. 666 00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:06,903 Hm, seems like some of the queens didn't get the memo. 667 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,380 STEFAN: Oh, she's far out. 668 00:25:08,482 --> 00:25:10,412 JEFFREY: She brought her own flotation devices. 669 00:25:10,517 --> 00:25:11,897 MICHELLE: Oh my god. 670 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:14,170 ILONA: It's hard with sexual characters to find 671 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:18,025 that middle ground of like good, PG, fun, dirty humour, 672 00:25:18,137 --> 00:25:21,757 and like just taking it over the line. 673 00:25:21,862 --> 00:25:24,412 TRACI: Aw! 674 00:25:24,517 --> 00:25:26,237 STEFAN: No, no, no! 675 00:25:26,344 --> 00:25:29,344 LEMON: Ilona's character is very unlikeable. 676 00:25:29,448 --> 00:25:31,478 ♪ 677 00:25:31,586 --> 00:25:34,826 LEMON: I think Ilona hasn't really delivered any comedy. 678 00:25:34,931 --> 00:25:36,341 ♪ 679 00:25:36,448 --> 00:25:37,378 SCARLETT: I think I'm doing great. 680 00:25:37,482 --> 00:25:39,452 I'm staying in character the entire time. 681 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:43,721 I think this is the most fun I've ever had, ever. 682 00:25:43,827 --> 00:25:46,067 STEFAN/TRACI: Oh! 683 00:25:46,172 --> 00:25:47,552 LEMON: Daddy! 684 00:25:47,655 --> 00:25:49,235 TRACI: That's how you recover. STEFAN: That's how you recover. 685 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:50,554 TRACI: That's how you recover. 686 00:25:50,655 --> 00:25:52,515 LEMON: I'm hoping the judges notice how committed I am 687 00:25:52,620 --> 00:25:55,590 to this character, and I've also added some pads, 688 00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:57,999 just so they know I can do it. 689 00:25:58,103 --> 00:26:00,933 JEFFREY: How about a hand for all these bathing beauties? 690 00:26:01,034 --> 00:26:02,074 STEFAN: Lovely! TRACI: Yeah! 691 00:26:02,172 --> 00:26:03,552 [applause] 692 00:26:03,655 --> 00:26:05,275 MICHELLE: Where's your bathing suit? 693 00:26:05,379 --> 00:26:07,239 He'd look good in a bikini, wouldn't he? [laughter] 694 00:26:07,344 --> 00:26:09,144 JEFFREY: Ooh. 695 00:26:09,241 --> 00:26:11,691 To prove they're more than just T&A, 696 00:26:11,793 --> 00:26:15,103 it's time for the Q&A. 697 00:26:15,206 --> 00:26:17,446 MICHELLE: If you had one wish, what would it be? 698 00:26:17,551 --> 00:26:20,861 RITA: I would like everybody to be as #blessed 699 00:26:20,965 --> 00:26:23,135 as I am because life is fabulous! 700 00:26:23,241 --> 00:26:24,761 Yay! 701 00:26:24,862 --> 00:26:28,902 TRACI: Canada has literacy rates of about 99%. 702 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:32,620 What do you think needs to be done to make it 100%? 703 00:26:32,724 --> 00:26:35,244 PRIYANKA: And you tell me I can't read because I'm the 1%. 704 00:26:35,344 --> 00:26:36,864 STEFAN: Oh. Oh, that's a shame. 705 00:26:36,965 --> 00:26:39,445 PRIYANKA: So the answer is everyone stop reading. 706 00:26:39,551 --> 00:26:40,721 Reading is for dumb people. 707 00:26:40,827 --> 00:26:43,207 JEFFREY: No, honey. Reading is fundamental. 708 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,100 TRACI: That's it! [laughter] 709 00:26:45,206 --> 00:26:46,856 STEFAN: What do you think the most important thing 710 00:26:46,965 --> 00:26:49,095 to teach today's children would be? 711 00:26:49,206 --> 00:26:52,236 JIMBO: Could you ask the question again? 712 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:56,904 [laughter] 713 00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,830 [laughter] 714 00:26:59,931 --> 00:27:02,721 JIMBO: Wow, that tastes really good, like strangers. 715 00:27:02,827 --> 00:27:04,097 [laughter] 716 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,756 JEFFREY: We're gonna need to sanitize this microphone, 717 00:27:06,862 --> 00:27:08,102 and me. 718 00:27:08,206 --> 00:27:11,276 TRACI: If you had one wish, what would that wish be? 719 00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,029 ILONA: I just wish that I could delete my family 720 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:17,097 or maybe that I could just go home right now 721 00:27:17,206 --> 00:27:19,786 'cause I'm tired of trying to be a beauty queen! 722 00:27:19,896 --> 00:27:21,276 Don't put that near me! 723 00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:22,589 That was in her mouth! 724 00:27:22,689 --> 00:27:23,759 STEFAN: She has a point. TRACI: Fair. 725 00:27:23,862 --> 00:27:24,932 That's fair. 726 00:27:25,034 --> 00:27:27,244 MICHELLE: If you could give your younger self 727 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:29,794 one piece of advice, what would it be? 728 00:27:29,896 --> 00:27:31,406 SCARLETT: There'd be no advice because I don't really 729 00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:34,207 need advice because I'm actually so amazing that advice is 730 00:27:34,310 --> 00:27:36,100 kind of not in my vocabulary because I don't really need 731 00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:38,276 anything other than being absolutely amazing, 732 00:27:38,379 --> 00:27:41,099 and you all should take advice from me by being, 733 00:27:41,206 --> 00:27:42,716 you know, just the greatest role model 734 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,207 for all these trashy competitors. 735 00:27:44,310 --> 00:27:46,030 [giggles] 736 00:27:46,137 --> 00:27:47,927 STEFAN: If you could give your younger self 737 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:49,934 one piece of advice, what would it be? 738 00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:52,484 LEMON: I believe that I would tell myself to kill that bitch, 739 00:27:52,586 --> 00:27:55,966 Traci, because she won a pageant that I was competing in, 740 00:27:56,068 --> 00:27:58,098 and I would have finally got my first crown. 741 00:27:58,206 --> 00:27:59,686 Thank you. 742 00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:01,553 MICHELLE: That bitch, Traci. 743 00:28:01,655 --> 00:28:02,755 LEMON: And world peace. 744 00:28:02,862 --> 00:28:04,312 Thank you. [applause] 745 00:28:04,413 --> 00:28:06,243 TRACI: Woo! 746 00:28:06,344 --> 00:28:08,414 JEFFREY: The judges are tabulating their scores, 747 00:28:08,517 --> 00:28:13,207 and soon we'll find out who will be crowned Miss Loose Jaw! 748 00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:15,760 This is a real nail-biter, folks. 749 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:18,902 Who's gonna win and who's gonna totally melt down 750 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:20,550 when they don't? 751 00:28:20,655 --> 00:28:22,755 LEMON: I feel pretty good about Miss Fitts' performance 752 00:28:22,862 --> 00:28:24,102 in the pageant. 753 00:28:24,206 --> 00:28:26,476 I think this might be her night to finally win her crown. 754 00:28:26,586 --> 00:28:29,206 SCARLETT: The pageant is not about being the best in show, 755 00:28:29,310 --> 00:28:31,210 best swimsuit, or best gown. 756 00:28:31,310 --> 00:28:33,830 It's actually about being the best character and staying 757 00:28:33,931 --> 00:28:36,411 in character the entire time, and I nailed that. 758 00:28:36,517 --> 00:28:37,787 I * * * ' killed it. 759 00:28:37,896 --> 00:28:39,096 JEFFREY: And we're back. 760 00:28:39,206 --> 00:28:41,926 Judges, are you ready? 761 00:28:42,034 --> 00:28:44,034 Wait, where's Michelle? 762 00:28:44,137 --> 00:28:47,477 TRACI: She's... she's gone! 763 00:28:47,586 --> 00:28:49,966 "See ya, suckers." 764 00:28:50,068 --> 00:28:53,238 ♪ 765 00:28:53,344 --> 00:28:56,864 MICHELLE: Ooh, I love this. [chuckles] 766 00:28:56,965 --> 00:28:57,995 JEFFREY: We've just been informed 767 00:28:58,103 --> 00:28:59,623 that the crown has gone missing. 768 00:28:59,724 --> 00:29:01,694 There will be no crowning tonight. 769 00:29:01,793 --> 00:29:04,763 Devastating for all of our Loose Jaw ladies. 770 00:29:04,862 --> 00:29:06,762 Oh well. Thanks for joining us. 771 00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:08,072 Hope you had a great time. 772 00:29:08,172 --> 00:29:09,172 I sure did! 773 00:29:09,275 --> 00:29:10,405 Have a gay night! 774 00:29:10,517 --> 00:29:12,237 [laughs] 775 00:29:12,344 --> 00:29:16,004 ♪ 776 00:29:16,103 --> 00:29:18,453 PRIYANKA: Another day, another doll. 777 00:29:18,551 --> 00:29:22,171 Another day, another doll is going home tonight! 778 00:29:22,275 --> 00:29:24,165 ♪ 779 00:29:24,275 --> 00:29:26,275 RITA: It's elimination day. 780 00:29:26,379 --> 00:29:29,279 Today's runway challenge is very exciting. 781 00:29:29,379 --> 00:29:32,719 It's pageant perfection, so she's gotta be pretty, baby. 782 00:29:32,827 --> 00:29:34,477 JIMBO: Are you gonna do like a cool body paint? 783 00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:36,686 RITA: No, I'm just covering my tattoos 784 00:29:36,793 --> 00:29:40,173 because I want to have a natural look tonight. 785 00:29:40,275 --> 00:29:42,855 ♪ 786 00:29:42,965 --> 00:29:44,785 JIMBO: Do you ever use these where you snatch your face 787 00:29:44,896 --> 00:29:46,406 back with these elastics? 788 00:29:46,517 --> 00:29:47,757 I'm gonna do it today. 789 00:29:47,862 --> 00:29:51,002 I'm trying to snatch my face back. 790 00:29:51,103 --> 00:29:53,663 SCARLETT: I am so cranky. 791 00:29:53,758 --> 00:29:56,238 ILONA: Yeah. SCARLETT: Can you * * off too? 792 00:29:56,344 --> 00:29:58,074 LEMON: Tensions are high in the workroom today. 793 00:29:58,172 --> 00:29:59,552 SCARLETT: All day you were like, "Oh my god, 794 00:29:59,655 --> 00:30:01,135 "don't roll your eyes at me, don't do this, 795 00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:02,281 "you rolled your eyes at me." 796 00:30:02,379 --> 00:30:03,829 and it's like, I'm trying to find a hairspray. 797 00:30:03,931 --> 00:30:05,591 I'm like, oh, I'm cranky-- like, yeah! 798 00:30:05,689 --> 00:30:07,659 ILONA: Literally, your negative energy is like so much. 799 00:30:07,758 --> 00:30:09,308 I'm sitting here right now, and I literally can feel it. 800 00:30:09,413 --> 00:30:10,383 SCARLETT: I'm not being negative. 801 00:30:10,551 --> 00:30:11,901 I'm just * * * * saying I'm tired. 802 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:13,590 ILONA: Don't * * * * scream at me over it. 803 00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:15,029 SCARLETT: You're * * * * calling me out! 804 00:30:15,137 --> 00:30:16,237 JIMBO: Ooh, girl! 805 00:30:16,344 --> 00:30:17,484 ILONA: Yeah, 'cause I'm not having your behaviour 806 00:30:17,586 --> 00:30:18,896 right now, sorry. 807 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,140 SCARLETT: I'm * * * * doing my makeup! 808 00:30:20,241 --> 00:30:21,761 So how about you pay attention to what you're doing 809 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,342 and stop commenting on the shit that I'm doing?! 810 00:30:23,448 --> 00:30:25,618 LEMON: I feel like Scarlett thinks that she didn't win 811 00:30:25,724 --> 00:30:27,624 because of Ilona last week. 812 00:30:27,724 --> 00:30:32,144 I think she's kind of taking that out on her right now. 813 00:30:32,241 --> 00:30:33,931 Which is really funny. [laughs] 814 00:30:34,034 --> 00:30:35,554 PRIYANKA: Keep fighting. It's fun. 815 00:30:35,655 --> 00:30:36,965 JIMBO: Keep fighting! SCARLETT: I'm not fighting. 816 00:30:37,068 --> 00:30:38,338 I was just expressing how I feel. 817 00:30:38,448 --> 00:30:40,098 SCARLETT: So you can, but I can't. 818 00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:41,686 I'm saying I'm tired, and you're like, "Yeah, you are." 819 00:30:41,793 --> 00:30:43,213 ILONA: Do you notice I'm using a very calm voice 820 00:30:43,310 --> 00:30:44,310 while I'm expressing myself? 821 00:30:44,413 --> 00:30:45,763 SCARLETT: Yeah, but that's not fair. 822 00:30:45,862 --> 00:30:47,662 JIMBO: She's like, "Oh, she's like this and she's like that." 823 00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:49,588 SCARLETT: All I said was-- ILONA: I'm not saying that. 824 00:30:49,689 --> 00:30:50,759 ILONA: [inaudible] SCARLETT: I'm tired. 825 00:30:50,862 --> 00:30:52,862 PRIYANKA: They're fighting about nothing! 826 00:30:52,965 --> 00:30:54,025 What?! 827 00:30:54,137 --> 00:30:56,687 RITA: Bla-bla-bla, bla-bla-bla, bla-bla-bla. 828 00:30:56,793 --> 00:30:58,213 SCARLETT: I'm not giving any negativity to you! 829 00:30:58,310 --> 00:30:59,310 Like, you're literally-- 830 00:30:59,413 --> 00:31:00,593 ILONA: You know you have been actually today. 831 00:31:00,689 --> 00:31:01,859 SCARLETT: I dropped something on the floor 832 00:31:01,965 --> 00:31:03,165 and somehow you made me dropping something 833 00:31:03,275 --> 00:31:04,545 on the floor about you. 834 00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:06,165 PRIYANKA: This is the Seinfeld of all fights 835 00:31:06,275 --> 00:31:07,305 'cause nothing's happening. 836 00:31:07,413 --> 00:31:08,863 SCARLETT: I've never been negative to you once 837 00:31:08,965 --> 00:31:10,375 this entire competition. ILONA: That's not true. 838 00:31:10,482 --> 00:31:11,862 ILONA: She's huffing and puffing about everything. 839 00:31:11,965 --> 00:31:14,685 Every time I speak, she's like rolling her eyes. 840 00:31:14,793 --> 00:31:17,213 ILONA: Okay, Scarlett, sorry I upset you today. 841 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,240 I'm sorry you're having a day. 842 00:31:18,344 --> 00:31:19,484 SCARLETT: I can't even explain myself. 843 00:31:19,586 --> 00:31:20,786 You just interrupt me. 844 00:31:20,896 --> 00:31:22,406 ILONA: I just think we're dragging this on right now, 845 00:31:22,517 --> 00:31:23,967 and I don't think it needs to be dragged on. 846 00:31:24,068 --> 00:31:25,238 SCARLETT: I'm not-- PRIYANKA: It is Drag Race. 847 00:31:25,344 --> 00:31:26,594 Keep dragging it on. We love it. 848 00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:27,999 SCARLETT: Oh my god. 849 00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,723 LEMON: Scarlett and Ilona both love to get the last word, 850 00:31:29,827 --> 00:31:31,787 so this fight might never end. 851 00:31:31,896 --> 00:31:34,066 RITA: Just a reminder, this is a Canadian edition. 852 00:31:34,172 --> 00:31:36,212 Thank you. 853 00:31:36,310 --> 00:31:39,380 SCARLETT: So, dolls, how cool is it that Michelle DuBarry 854 00:31:39,482 --> 00:31:40,592 was here yesterday? 855 00:31:40,689 --> 00:31:41,999 LEMON: That was * * * * amazing. 856 00:31:42,103 --> 00:31:43,483 SCARLETT: * * * * legend! 857 00:31:43,586 --> 00:31:46,856 LEMON: Michelle DuBarry is not only a Canadian icon, 858 00:31:46,965 --> 00:31:48,925 but she is a drag legend. 859 00:31:49,034 --> 00:31:52,284 She is the oldest working drag queen in the world, 860 00:31:52,379 --> 00:31:54,899 and she honestly is the coolest person I've ever met. 861 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,100 LEMON: Michelle DuBarry has been performing and doing drag 862 00:31:58,206 --> 00:32:00,616 throughout so much of like queer history. 863 00:32:00,724 --> 00:32:04,034 I feel like she's lived through so many major gay events, 864 00:32:04,137 --> 00:32:06,717 and historical moments, and she's been there like 865 00:32:06,827 --> 00:32:08,517 right at the front, fighting for us. 866 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:10,070 LEMON: Michelle DuBarry has seen everything. 867 00:32:10,172 --> 00:32:12,032 She's seen so much discrimination 868 00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:14,967 and so much hatred, and she's combatted all of it. 869 00:32:15,068 --> 00:32:16,858 ILONA: She's been doing drag since like the '50s, 870 00:32:16,965 --> 00:32:19,825 when you had to wear male clothing under your drag. 871 00:32:19,931 --> 00:32:22,411 SCARLETT: She used to go to like little * * * * nowhere towns, 872 00:32:22,517 --> 00:32:24,407 like in drag. LEMON: Wow. 873 00:32:24,517 --> 00:32:26,657 SCARLETT: She paved the way for all of us, really. 874 00:32:26,758 --> 00:32:28,998 ILONA: She's fought for drag rights, 875 00:32:29,103 --> 00:32:32,413 and without people like her, this art form of drag 876 00:32:32,517 --> 00:32:34,587 would not be as acceptable as it is today. 877 00:32:34,689 --> 00:32:36,899 LEMON: We owe so much to her, and people like her, 878 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:38,660 and people that she was standing beside. 879 00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:41,308 RITA: I think our generation, and the one after, 880 00:32:41,413 --> 00:32:45,003 we have to take the time to get to know our elders 881 00:32:45,103 --> 00:32:47,313 because they are the ones who paved the way, 882 00:32:47,413 --> 00:32:49,833 and the real trailblazers. 883 00:32:49,931 --> 00:32:51,521 It's not us. It's them. 884 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,380 SCARLETT: They're the ones that gave us the rights 885 00:32:53,482 --> 00:32:56,862 and the freedom to be our openly queer selves, 886 00:32:56,965 --> 00:32:59,685 so we have to make sure that we're always giving thanks 887 00:32:59,793 --> 00:33:03,863 and a good nod to these queens, because Michelle DuBarry, 888 00:33:03,965 --> 00:33:05,855 she paved the way for all of us. 889 00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:08,275 We would not be here if it wasn't for her. 890 00:33:08,379 --> 00:33:11,589 ILONA: Does anyone have someone who is a queer elder to them 891 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,339 that inspired them with their drag? 892 00:33:13,448 --> 00:33:15,238 RITA: When I first started, it was Lady Bunny. 893 00:33:15,344 --> 00:33:19,104 It was the first time that I was able to see a larger queen, 894 00:33:19,206 --> 00:33:20,826 so it was like, "Oh... 895 00:33:20,931 --> 00:33:23,341 "It's not only for, you know, skinny bitches." 896 00:33:23,448 --> 00:33:26,068 RITA: When I first started to do drag, I was really bigger, 897 00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:28,762 but I did embrace the fact that I was bigger, 898 00:33:28,862 --> 00:33:33,282 and I was performing in undies, and the crowd loved it. 899 00:33:33,379 --> 00:33:35,719 I think it's one of the main reasons I became someone 900 00:33:35,827 --> 00:33:37,407 in Montreal because I was fearless. 901 00:33:37,517 --> 00:33:39,337 It's all about having confidence. 902 00:33:39,448 --> 00:33:40,898 PRIYANKA: While we're on the topic of body, 903 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,030 it did come up on the runway last week, Lemon. 904 00:33:43,137 --> 00:33:45,277 LEMON: It's always hard for me to be the one to complain 905 00:33:45,379 --> 00:33:48,659 about this because I know that a lot of people would die 906 00:33:48,758 --> 00:33:50,168 to have the body that I have. 907 00:33:50,275 --> 00:33:52,655 PRIYANKA: But you have two worlds combining to make you 908 00:33:52,758 --> 00:33:53,828 feel like shit about your body. 909 00:33:53,931 --> 00:33:55,341 You have the dance world and the drag world. 910 00:33:55,448 --> 00:33:57,068 LEMON: Yeah, truly, and like the dance world is literally 911 00:33:57,172 --> 00:34:00,072 just like you stand staring at yourself in a mirror 912 00:34:00,172 --> 00:34:03,172 that spans a full wall for 12 hours a day, 913 00:34:03,275 --> 00:34:05,475 and all you do is correct what's wrong. 914 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:09,206 LEMON: I spent my entire childhood 915 00:34:09,310 --> 00:34:13,070 obsessed with what I looked like, 916 00:34:13,172 --> 00:34:15,622 and it felt sometimes that everyone was obsessed with it. 917 00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:19,244 It's always been, "You don't have the body of a male dancer. 918 00:34:19,344 --> 00:34:21,104 "You don't have a raging six-pack. 919 00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:22,616 "You don't have big enough biceps. 920 00:34:22,724 --> 00:34:24,104 "You don't have this. You don't have that." 921 00:34:24,206 --> 00:34:25,446 RITA: There's no right or wrong. 922 00:34:25,551 --> 00:34:28,101 Bodies can be as different as you are 923 00:34:28,206 --> 00:34:30,236 because we're all different, at the end of the day. 924 00:34:30,344 --> 00:34:32,934 We should just embrace our uniqueness. 925 00:34:33,034 --> 00:34:36,624 LEMON: I've worked so hard to love the skin that I'm in. 926 00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:39,484 I think you can serve 101 different silhouettes, 927 00:34:39,586 --> 00:34:41,476 and 101 different shapes, 928 00:34:41,586 --> 00:34:43,586 and still be beautiful and powerful. 929 00:34:43,689 --> 00:34:47,209 RITA: No matter what size you are, or what colour you are, 930 00:34:47,310 --> 00:34:49,970 that's what makes you unique, so you have to live with it 931 00:34:50,068 --> 00:34:51,658 and be fearless. 932 00:34:51,758 --> 00:34:53,658 LEMON: Wow, that is the most pageant answer 933 00:34:53,758 --> 00:34:55,788 we could all be giving. SCARLETT: And world peace. 934 00:34:58,068 --> 00:35:02,068 ♪ 935 00:35:05,896 --> 00:35:09,756 ♪ 936 00:35:09,862 --> 00:35:12,342 ♪ 937 00:35:12,448 --> 00:35:15,028 ♪ 938 00:35:15,137 --> 00:35:18,717 ♪ Covergirl, put the bass in your walk ♪ 939 00:35:18,827 --> 00:35:20,137 ♪ Head to toe 940 00:35:20,241 --> 00:35:23,381 ♪ Let your whole body talk 941 00:35:23,482 --> 00:35:25,002 ♪ And what? 942 00:35:25,103 --> 00:35:26,973 BROOKE LYNN: Woo! JEFFREY: Yes! [applause] 943 00:35:27,068 --> 00:35:29,858 ALLIE X: Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race. 944 00:35:29,965 --> 00:35:32,685 I'm your extra special guest host, Allie X, 945 00:35:32,793 --> 00:35:34,793 and I'm gagged to be here. 946 00:35:34,896 --> 00:35:37,516 Brooke Lynn Hytes, long live the queen. 947 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:41,100 BROOKE LYNN: Ah, yes, long and hard. 948 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:42,966 Wait, what are we talking about again? 949 00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:45,138 ALLIE X: Jeffrey Bowyer-Chapman. 950 00:35:45,241 --> 00:35:48,481 JEFFREY: If you could wish for one thing, what would it be? 951 00:35:48,586 --> 00:35:50,026 ALLIE X: Well, Jeffrey, 952 00:35:50,137 --> 00:35:54,927 harsher punishment for parole violators... 953 00:35:55,034 --> 00:35:57,174 and world peace. 954 00:35:57,275 --> 00:36:01,275 And lastly, the current reigning title holder of Miss Thang, 955 00:36:01,379 --> 00:36:02,689 Stacey McKenzie. 956 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,213 STACEY: And I refuse to hand it over, girl. 957 00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:06,860 ALLIE X: Don't I know it. [laughter] 958 00:36:06,965 --> 00:36:08,925 ALLIE X: This week, the queens were challenged 959 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,344 to bring unique characters to life as they competed 960 00:36:11,448 --> 00:36:13,338 in a small-town beauty pageant. 961 00:36:13,448 --> 00:36:17,718 Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win. 962 00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:22,407 ♪ 963 00:36:22,517 --> 00:36:25,237 ALLIE X: Category is "pageant perfection." 964 00:36:25,344 --> 00:36:28,284 First up, Ilona Verley. 965 00:36:28,379 --> 00:36:29,999 ILONA: I am serving the judges 966 00:36:30,103 --> 00:36:32,593 "diamonds are a girl's best friend." 967 00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:36,099 I'm wearing a floor-length mermaid ballgown, 968 00:36:36,206 --> 00:36:37,686 very vintage inspired. 969 00:36:37,793 --> 00:36:40,693 I've got an entire top made out of jewelry, 970 00:36:40,793 --> 00:36:43,033 putting Beyoncé to shame. 971 00:36:43,137 --> 00:36:44,717 ALLIE X: There's my chandelier. 972 00:36:44,827 --> 00:36:45,857 ILONA: You want this? 973 00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:48,545 Well, you can't afford it, and neither can I 974 00:36:48,655 --> 00:36:50,475 because I'm still making payments. 975 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:52,686 ALLIE X: Next is Lemon. 976 00:36:52,793 --> 00:36:56,213 LEMON: I am serving you perfect pageant 5-year old realness. 977 00:36:56,310 --> 00:36:58,620 JEFFREY: Oh, it's JonBenet Shablamsy. 978 00:36:58,724 --> 00:37:01,244 LEMON: Lemon loves pageants, arts and crafts, 979 00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,594 and tap dancing. 980 00:37:02,689 --> 00:37:05,829 When she grows up, she wants to win Canada's Drag Race. 981 00:37:05,931 --> 00:37:07,411 BROOKE LYNN: Favourite food? 982 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,787 Sketty. 983 00:37:08,896 --> 00:37:10,546 ALLIE X: Pull that ball change, bitch. 984 00:37:10,655 --> 00:37:13,615 LEMON: I'm flip, flop, flapping all around this stage. 985 00:37:13,724 --> 00:37:15,594 I'm going to win ultimate grand supreme. 986 00:37:15,689 --> 00:37:16,999 I just know it! 987 00:37:17,103 --> 00:37:19,833 And my mom said if I did, she'd take me for a poutine. 988 00:37:19,931 --> 00:37:22,721 ALLIE X: She's a cutie patootie. 989 00:37:22,827 --> 00:37:24,967 Rita Baga. 990 00:37:25,068 --> 00:37:26,658 STACEY: Ooh. BROOKE LYNN: Oh! 991 00:37:26,758 --> 00:37:29,338 RITA: The fantasy is glamour 992 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,238 and Glenn Close wearing Thierry Mugler. 993 00:37:32,344 --> 00:37:34,594 JEFFREY: I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille, 994 00:37:34,689 --> 00:37:36,139 and my wide shot. 995 00:37:36,241 --> 00:37:37,341 RITA: She's beautiful. 996 00:37:37,448 --> 00:37:38,408 She's glamourous. 997 00:37:38,517 --> 00:37:41,587 She's gonna be in every newspaper. 998 00:37:41,689 --> 00:37:45,169 I want the judges to see that I'm not always campy. 999 00:37:45,275 --> 00:37:49,375 I can be femme as well, and fabulous, as always. 1000 00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:51,522 ALLIE X: Next, Priyanka. 1001 00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:52,860 BROOKE LYNN: [gasps] 1002 00:37:52,965 --> 00:37:55,715 PRIYANKA: My pageant perfection is a Bollywood dream. 1003 00:37:55,827 --> 00:37:59,967 I am giving you this gorgeous Princess Jasmine blue gown, 1004 00:38:00,068 --> 00:38:02,858 with this chiffon just to throw it around! 1005 00:38:02,965 --> 00:38:04,755 JEFFREY: She's living in a whole new world. 1006 00:38:04,862 --> 00:38:06,862 BROOKE LYNN: She said " * * you and your magic carpet." 1007 00:38:06,965 --> 00:38:08,965 PRIYANKA: This look is inspired by my grandmother, 1008 00:38:09,068 --> 00:38:10,688 who passed away a few years ago. 1009 00:38:10,793 --> 00:38:13,793 Through drag, I'm able to show the world how beautiful she is, 1010 00:38:13,896 --> 00:38:15,026 and how beautiful I am. 1011 00:38:15,137 --> 00:38:16,337 I feel so pretty. 1012 00:38:16,448 --> 00:38:18,168 ALLIE X: Jimbo. BROOKE LYNN: [gasps] 1013 00:38:18,275 --> 00:38:20,335 JIMBO: I'm serving old Hollywood glamour, 1014 00:38:20,448 --> 00:38:22,208 mixed with a bit of clown. 1015 00:38:22,310 --> 00:38:25,070 Choo-choo-choo, I've got a long train 1016 00:38:25,172 --> 00:38:26,722 covered in ostrich feathers. 1017 00:38:26,827 --> 00:38:29,277 I'm taking a real risk with my pageant perfection. 1018 00:38:29,379 --> 00:38:32,549 I feel like Marie Antoinette and Barbie had a baby. 1019 00:38:32,655 --> 00:38:35,925 Out of my eyes are crying tears of diamonds. 1020 00:38:36,034 --> 00:38:38,524 ALLIE X: It's so sad being so rich. 1021 00:38:38,620 --> 00:38:40,590 JIMBO: My ears are also pouring diamonds, 1022 00:38:40,689 --> 00:38:42,719 and I've got diamonds dripping out of places 1023 00:38:42,827 --> 00:38:44,337 that the camera can't see. 1024 00:38:44,448 --> 00:38:46,448 BROOKE LYNN: Well, diamonds were a girl's best friend. 1025 00:38:46,551 --> 00:38:48,311 ALLIE X: And Scarlett BoBo. 1026 00:38:48,413 --> 00:38:49,763 BROOKE LYNN: Ooh. 1027 00:38:49,862 --> 00:38:51,342 SCARLETT: I'm serving pageant perfection 1028 00:38:51,448 --> 00:38:53,278 in the BoBo perfection way. 1029 00:38:53,379 --> 00:38:56,689 I feel like a fierce Russian spy that's coming for blood. 1030 00:38:56,793 --> 00:38:59,833 I feel like I'm channelling my inner Dita Von Teese. 1031 00:38:59,931 --> 00:39:01,901 I feel so glamourous. 1032 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,590 I've never felt more beautiful in my entire life. 1033 00:39:05,689 --> 00:39:07,449 STACEY: Cruella DeDrag Queen. 1034 00:39:07,551 --> 00:39:10,931 BROOKE LYNN: I adore puppies and skunks. 1035 00:39:11,034 --> 00:39:13,724 SCARLETT: I'm giving them a soft version of BoBo, 1036 00:39:13,827 --> 00:39:16,377 but I'm also still keeping that bad-assery. 1037 00:39:16,482 --> 00:39:19,452 I feel like a * * * * superstar. 1038 00:39:21,586 --> 00:39:24,166 ALLIE X: Welcome back, beautiful ladies. 1039 00:39:24,275 --> 00:39:27,205 Now it's time for the judges' critiques. 1040 00:39:27,310 --> 00:39:28,930 STACEY: Jeffrey, darling, you hosted 1041 00:39:29,034 --> 00:39:30,764 the Miss Loose Jaw Pageant. 1042 00:39:30,862 --> 00:39:33,172 What do you think of Ilona Verley, 1043 00:39:33,275 --> 00:39:35,995 aka Miss Erable? 1044 00:39:36,103 --> 00:39:38,523 JEFFREY: That pretty much says it all, Ilona. 1045 00:39:38,620 --> 00:39:40,760 So you were playing the sad sack. 1046 00:39:40,862 --> 00:39:42,762 I don't know if you gave us that. 1047 00:39:42,862 --> 00:39:45,902 I don't think that a sad sack is necessarily a petulant child 1048 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:48,310 who is scolding the audience. 1049 00:39:48,413 --> 00:39:49,763 BROOKE LYNN: I liked where you started. 1050 00:39:49,862 --> 00:39:52,342 You were very like, "My parents don't get me," 1051 00:39:52,448 --> 00:39:54,658 and then it just never got funny. 1052 00:39:54,758 --> 00:39:58,338 You just got angry, and it was kind of uncomfortable to watch. 1053 00:39:58,448 --> 00:40:00,378 ALLIE X: I do love this look, though. 1054 00:40:00,482 --> 00:40:01,792 I love the silhouette. 1055 00:40:01,896 --> 00:40:03,476 STACEY: I would have loved to have seen the stones 1056 00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,966 all the way down, but like clinging to your body. 1057 00:40:06,068 --> 00:40:07,688 I think that would have been sick. 1058 00:40:07,793 --> 00:40:10,003 BROOKE LYNN: We completely lose your neck with the choker. 1059 00:40:10,103 --> 00:40:12,553 You could have taken the bottom off those earrings 1060 00:40:12,655 --> 00:40:14,515 and just worn those little studs. 1061 00:40:14,620 --> 00:40:16,170 I'm also not a fan of the hair. 1062 00:40:16,275 --> 00:40:19,895 It's a little Dame Edna meets George Washington for me. 1063 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:22,100 STACEY: Jeffrey, what did you think of the pageant princess? 1064 00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:23,656 JEFFREY: I love the character. I love the accent. 1065 00:40:23,758 --> 00:40:24,968 You had me laughing. 1066 00:40:25,068 --> 00:40:26,968 Your improv, I don't know where it comes from. 1067 00:40:27,068 --> 00:40:28,378 LEMON: Me neither. 1068 00:40:28,482 --> 00:40:30,662 BROOKE LYNN: Yeah, you were very manic and very like robotic, 1069 00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:32,688 and scary, and psycho, and I enjoyed it. 1070 00:40:32,793 --> 00:40:34,033 I loved your mime. 1071 00:40:34,137 --> 00:40:35,657 My favourite part was actually you walking off stage 1072 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:37,168 bumping into everything. 1073 00:40:37,275 --> 00:40:39,515 I saw you padded in the pageant as well, and you corseted, so... 1074 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,930 LEMON: Yes, I will always make sure my silhouette 1075 00:40:42,034 --> 00:40:43,284 is right for you guys. 1076 00:40:43,379 --> 00:40:46,549 ALLIE X: I thoroughly enjoyed your runway, Lemon. 1077 00:40:46,655 --> 00:40:48,585 BROOKE LYNN: You came out and I was like, "Oh, shit." 1078 00:40:48,689 --> 00:40:50,309 Well, we just said "pageant perfection." 1079 00:40:50,413 --> 00:40:51,523 We didn't say what kind of pageant. 1080 00:40:51,620 --> 00:40:53,970 You really took a risk, and I think it paid off. 1081 00:40:54,068 --> 00:40:56,338 What a clever way for you to make yourself stand out, 1082 00:40:56,448 --> 00:40:58,618 right down to that tiny tiara hidden in your hair. 1083 00:40:58,724 --> 00:41:00,554 ALLIE X: I love a sockette. 1084 00:41:00,655 --> 00:41:03,305 Show me a sockette and you've won me over already. 1085 00:41:03,413 --> 00:41:05,243 STACEY: You were funny. You were cute. 1086 00:41:05,344 --> 00:41:06,834 You had everyone engaged. 1087 00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,791 Brilliant move. LEMON: Thank you so much. 1088 00:41:08,896 --> 00:41:12,066 STACEY: Rita Baga, aka Miss Match'd. 1089 00:41:12,172 --> 00:41:14,692 JEFFREY: Your character was the optimistic, 1090 00:41:14,793 --> 00:41:16,553 hopeless romantic. RITA: Yes! 1091 00:41:16,655 --> 00:41:18,165 JEFFREY: I didn't really get that from you. 1092 00:41:18,275 --> 00:41:20,025 I got that you were really hyped to be there. 1093 00:41:20,137 --> 00:41:21,897 BROOKE LYNN: I would have liked to see a little bit 1094 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,140 more diversity and not just that "ha-ha-ha"! 1095 00:41:24,241 --> 00:41:26,311 ALLIE X: For me, you weren't the most memorable. 1096 00:41:26,413 --> 00:41:28,863 I actually had to think back to who you were 1097 00:41:28,965 --> 00:41:30,025 because I couldn't remember. 1098 00:41:30,137 --> 00:41:32,657 BROOKE LYNN: However, bitch, 1099 00:41:32,758 --> 00:41:34,098 I need this dress. 1100 00:41:34,206 --> 00:41:36,306 It's stunning. 1101 00:41:36,413 --> 00:41:39,663 STACEY: You came out, and you owned the runway. 1102 00:41:39,758 --> 00:41:42,998 You took every chance you got to make sure you were being seen 1103 00:41:43,103 --> 00:41:44,553 from all angles. 1104 00:41:44,655 --> 00:41:46,135 BROOKE LYNN: I love the subtle makeup. 1105 00:41:46,241 --> 00:41:47,931 I don't think I've ever seen you paint this soft. 1106 00:41:48,034 --> 00:41:49,104 RITA: Me neither. 1107 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,066 ALLIE X: The hair, I love what you were going for, 1108 00:41:51,172 --> 00:41:54,242 but I just felt like it could have been a little more slick. 1109 00:41:54,344 --> 00:41:56,284 BROOKE LYNN: I would have loved to have seen a black earring, 1110 00:41:56,379 --> 00:41:58,969 and not a navy, just to pick up on the black in the dress. 1111 00:41:59,068 --> 00:42:00,858 STACEY: What did you think of Miss Demeanor? 1112 00:42:00,965 --> 00:42:01,925 BROOKE LYNN: A little one-note. 1113 00:42:02,034 --> 00:42:04,004 It was the same kind of thing as Ilona. 1114 00:42:04,103 --> 00:42:06,003 You just kind of did one thing the entire time, 1115 00:42:06,103 --> 00:42:07,553 and just stomped around, and were just like 1116 00:42:07,655 --> 00:42:09,025 staring at people. 1117 00:42:09,137 --> 00:42:10,967 Like you can be mean and angry because we get that's kind of 1118 00:42:11,068 --> 00:42:13,208 part of the character, but you also need to be funny 1119 00:42:13,310 --> 00:42:14,930 because it's supposed to be funny. 1120 00:42:15,034 --> 00:42:16,594 JEFFREY: You played small. 1121 00:42:16,689 --> 00:42:18,589 It was reminiscent of the Snatch Game, 1122 00:42:18,689 --> 00:42:20,029 just kind of was flat, 1123 00:42:20,137 --> 00:42:21,857 and I was disappointed 1124 00:42:21,965 --> 00:42:24,235 because I know that you can do better than that. 1125 00:42:24,344 --> 00:42:25,864 STACEY: I know you're a new mother and all, 1126 00:42:25,965 --> 00:42:28,655 but now you've gotta work ten times harder. 1127 00:42:28,758 --> 00:42:30,788 BROOKE LYNN: This gown, however, it's beautiful. 1128 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,926 If I went to a drag pageant, this is the dress 1129 00:42:33,034 --> 00:42:34,864 I would expect to see from somebody. 1130 00:42:34,965 --> 00:42:37,135 And that colour on you, that blue is like... 1131 00:42:37,241 --> 00:42:39,101 ALLIE X: I just thought that you could have held yourself 1132 00:42:39,206 --> 00:42:41,166 with a little bit more confidence. 1133 00:42:41,275 --> 00:42:42,585 BROOKE LYNN: Even the way you're standing right now, 1134 00:42:42,689 --> 00:42:43,859 you're kind of like... STACEY: Mm-hm. 1135 00:42:43,965 --> 00:42:45,445 PRIYANKA: Oh, okay. BROOKE LYNN: Yeah, there we go. 1136 00:42:45,551 --> 00:42:46,551 That's a little better. 1137 00:42:46,655 --> 00:42:47,995 Remember, this competition is a marathon. 1138 00:42:48,103 --> 00:42:50,483 It's not a sprint, and you're so close to the end, 1139 00:42:50,586 --> 00:42:52,856 and none of you can run out of steam. 1140 00:42:52,965 --> 00:42:54,715 JEFFREY: Miss Behavin'. 1141 00:42:54,827 --> 00:42:56,137 JIMBO: I sure was. 1142 00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:59,661 ALLIE X: You were my favourite in the pageant, so unhinged, 1143 00:42:59,758 --> 00:43:01,898 and over the top, but not to the point 1144 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,620 where it irritated me at all. 1145 00:43:03,724 --> 00:43:04,934 I loved your tits. 1146 00:43:05,034 --> 00:43:06,344 They were amazing. 1147 00:43:06,448 --> 00:43:08,898 JEFFREY: I think I laughed the hardest at what you brought 1148 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,100 to the stage. 1149 00:43:10,206 --> 00:43:11,516 BROOKE LYNN: Now, this runway look, 1150 00:43:11,620 --> 00:43:13,410 I like that you bejizzled your face. 1151 00:43:13,517 --> 00:43:16,757 Everything else I really don't care for. 1152 00:43:16,862 --> 00:43:19,102 It's my least favourite thing you've worn on the runway. 1153 00:43:19,206 --> 00:43:21,546 It looks like we had another design challenge 1154 00:43:21,655 --> 00:43:22,965 and you had to make this. 1155 00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:24,968 You've put all this stuff up here, 1156 00:43:25,068 --> 00:43:27,028 and you've just completely lost your silhouette. 1157 00:43:27,137 --> 00:43:28,477 I don't see a waist. 1158 00:43:28,586 --> 00:43:31,166 This just is not pageant for me. 1159 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,615 STACEY: Like, to me, this is ill-shaped, 1160 00:43:32,724 --> 00:43:34,414 and it just doesn't do nothing for you. 1161 00:43:34,517 --> 00:43:36,787 I don't like the dress at all, and I don't like your hair. 1162 00:43:36,896 --> 00:43:38,306 JEFFREY: It's not my favourite. 1163 00:43:38,413 --> 00:43:41,483 It's not glamourous by any means. 1164 00:43:41,586 --> 00:43:43,716 It's campy, which is fun, 1165 00:43:43,827 --> 00:43:46,027 and it's very on brand with Jimbo. 1166 00:43:46,137 --> 00:43:48,237 JIMBO: But not glamourous in any way. 1167 00:43:48,344 --> 00:43:50,244 [laughter] 1168 00:43:50,344 --> 00:43:51,934 JIMBO: Okay. 1169 00:43:52,034 --> 00:43:54,554 JEFFREY: Miss Informed. SCARLETT: Hiee. 1170 00:43:54,655 --> 00:43:57,685 STACEY: I thought you were wicked in the pageant. 1171 00:43:57,793 --> 00:43:59,213 SCARLETT: Thank you. STACEY: You were funny. 1172 00:43:59,310 --> 00:44:00,720 You played the character well. 1173 00:44:00,827 --> 00:44:03,517 JEFFREY: You really had me laughing the whole time. 1174 00:44:03,620 --> 00:44:04,760 BROOKE LYNN: You did have good moments. 1175 00:44:04,862 --> 00:44:07,032 The * * * * bongos... "Aaah!" 1176 00:44:07,137 --> 00:44:08,997 It was short but it was sweet. 1177 00:44:09,103 --> 00:44:11,103 ALLIE X: This is my favourite look of all the looks 1178 00:44:11,206 --> 00:44:12,236 on the runway. 1179 00:44:12,344 --> 00:44:14,244 This is the one that I would like to wear. 1180 00:44:14,344 --> 00:44:15,974 I love the broad shoulder. 1181 00:44:16,068 --> 00:44:18,588 I love how you stripped it off and then we saw your tattoos. 1182 00:44:18,689 --> 00:44:19,619 It was sexy. 1183 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:21,384 JEFFREY: You look magnificent, 1184 00:44:21,482 --> 00:44:24,142 truly the best that I have ever seen 1185 00:44:24,241 --> 00:44:26,661 Miss Scarlett BoBo look on this runway, honey. 1186 00:44:26,758 --> 00:44:27,998 SCARLETT: Thank you. 1187 00:44:28,103 --> 00:44:29,973 BROOKE LYNN: You just look very like old world, 1188 00:44:30,068 --> 00:44:31,378 1940s, 1950s glam. 1189 00:44:31,482 --> 00:44:32,932 I'm like, "Yeah, it's still BoBo." 1190 00:44:33,034 --> 00:44:35,554 There's an edge to it still, like if a rock star was forced 1191 00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,995 to go to the Oscars. SCARLETT: [laughs] 1192 00:44:38,103 --> 00:44:39,483 STACEY: Thank you, ladies. 1193 00:44:39,586 --> 00:44:41,896 You may all head back to the workroom to untuck 1194 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:44,620 while we deliberate. 1195 00:44:47,793 --> 00:44:50,143 ♪ 1196 00:44:50,241 --> 00:44:51,831 LEMON: At this point in the competition, 1197 00:44:51,931 --> 00:44:54,311 one rhinestone out of place could put you in the bottom, 1198 00:44:54,413 --> 00:44:56,523 so it's tough to know who's gonna be lip synching. 1199 00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:58,760 SCARLETT: This competition it's hard. 1200 00:44:58,862 --> 00:45:00,172 It's really, really, really hard, 1201 00:45:00,275 --> 00:45:03,165 and now I finally feel seen and I feel important. 1202 00:45:03,275 --> 00:45:04,615 PRIYANKA: I feel so stupid. 1203 00:45:04,724 --> 00:45:05,764 SCARLETT: Why do you feel stupid? 1204 00:45:05,862 --> 00:45:08,382 PRIYANKA: I'm in the bottom again! 1205 00:45:08,482 --> 00:45:09,832 SCARLETT: Priyianka, where's that spark? 1206 00:45:09,931 --> 00:45:11,341 PRIYANKA: You know those girls at the club, 1207 00:45:11,448 --> 00:45:14,238 like delusional drag queens that think they're the ticket? 1208 00:45:14,344 --> 00:45:16,104 Like, that's how I felt tonight. 1209 00:45:16,206 --> 00:45:17,656 [laughs] ILONA: Oh, no! 1210 00:45:17,758 --> 00:45:19,928 PRIYANKA: Did all those years in TV not pay off? 1211 00:45:20,034 --> 00:45:22,144 Am I not as talented as I think I am? 1212 00:45:22,241 --> 00:45:25,451 PRIYANKA: I'm disappointed in myself, and I'm scared. 1213 00:45:25,551 --> 00:45:27,831 PRIYANKA: I want to represent queer POC's out there. 1214 00:45:27,931 --> 00:45:29,451 I want to be here for my people. 1215 00:45:29,551 --> 00:45:31,141 I don't want to disappoint them. 1216 00:45:31,241 --> 00:45:32,721 PRIYANKA: There's a lot riding on this. 1217 00:45:32,827 --> 00:45:35,237 I quit my kids TV job to do this show. 1218 00:45:35,344 --> 00:45:37,174 Am I gonna be able to make my rent? 1219 00:45:37,275 --> 00:45:38,585 Can I pay my phone bill? 1220 00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:41,069 Like holy shit, like, I could actually go home today, 1221 00:45:41,172 --> 00:45:45,242 and if I go home, 1222 00:45:45,344 --> 00:45:46,724 did I make a mistake? 1223 00:45:46,827 --> 00:45:49,587 PRIYANKA: I don't see anybody else in the bottom. 1224 00:45:49,689 --> 00:45:50,719 Based on judges' critiques, 1225 00:45:50,827 --> 00:45:51,827 it's gonna be Ilona and I. 1226 00:45:51,931 --> 00:45:53,241 JIMBO: Well, I could be for sure. 1227 00:45:53,344 --> 00:45:55,384 They all hated this dress. 1228 00:45:55,482 --> 00:45:58,102 Jeffrey said I don't look glamourous at all. 1229 00:45:58,206 --> 00:46:01,926 It's one thing to say I think you should be more glamourous 1230 00:46:02,034 --> 00:46:05,104 or my version of glamour, 1231 00:46:05,206 --> 00:46:07,376 but to say that I'm not glamourous at all, 1232 00:46:07,482 --> 00:46:08,972 that's like say always never. 1233 00:46:09,068 --> 00:46:11,788 I think he maybe needs to look up the word "glamour." 1234 00:46:11,896 --> 00:46:13,716 You question my taste level. 1235 00:46:13,827 --> 00:46:16,927 I question your knowledge of the English language. 1236 00:46:17,034 --> 00:46:18,594 PRIYANKA: Oh, shit. [laughs] 1237 00:46:18,689 --> 00:46:21,209 LEMON: Jimbo is furious at the judges 1238 00:46:21,310 --> 00:46:25,660 for their critiques, and that's not how this game is played. 1239 00:46:25,758 --> 00:46:28,028 They're not critiquing you to hurt your feelings, baby. 1240 00:46:28,137 --> 00:46:30,447 They're just saying like your runway didn't match the theme. 1241 00:46:30,551 --> 00:46:33,101 RITA: Are you open if we want to say something? 1242 00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:35,166 JIMBO: Oh no, I want to hear from an outside point of view. 1243 00:46:35,275 --> 00:46:37,305 RITA: I think it's the first time that you look older 1244 00:46:37,413 --> 00:46:38,383 than you are. 1245 00:46:38,482 --> 00:46:40,592 I didn't know if it was on purpose. 1246 00:46:40,689 --> 00:46:43,309 JIMBO: No, I purposely have taped my face back 1247 00:46:43,413 --> 00:46:44,973 to try and look a bit younger, so... 1248 00:46:45,068 --> 00:46:48,448 I guess I look like an old, dumb bitch. 1249 00:46:48,551 --> 00:46:51,101 RITA: You didn't ask my opinion. I'm just giving it. 1250 00:46:51,206 --> 00:46:52,206 JIMBO: Okay, bitch. 1251 00:46:52,310 --> 00:46:53,620 Well, you're wearing some crusty-ass 1252 00:46:53,724 --> 00:46:55,484 Golden Girl bullshit on your head, 1253 00:46:55,586 --> 00:46:56,786 and you're coming for me. 1254 00:46:56,896 --> 00:46:59,996 JIMBO: Your waistline looks like barf. 1255 00:47:00,103 --> 00:47:01,833 Your hair is fried. 1256 00:47:01,931 --> 00:47:03,971 That wig should go directly in the garbage. 1257 00:47:04,068 --> 00:47:06,448 ILONA: Aah! All of the girls are fighting! 1258 00:47:06,551 --> 00:47:08,451 RITA: Baby, I'm just trying to help. 1259 00:47:08,551 --> 00:47:11,481 JIMBO: I mean your hair looks like a grandma just 1260 00:47:11,586 --> 00:47:13,066 dunked her head in the toilet. 1261 00:47:13,172 --> 00:47:16,072 RITA: This is how you react when I'm trying to help you? 1262 00:47:16,172 --> 00:47:18,552 So maybe I'll keep my comment for myself next time. 1263 00:47:18,655 --> 00:47:19,895 JIMBO: I mean, your hair is disgusting. 1264 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,720 ILONA: I mean, I call her old all the time, 1265 00:47:21,827 --> 00:47:23,237 but I like this hair. I'd wear this hair. 1266 00:47:23,344 --> 00:47:24,724 JIMBO: Look at it, like the flyaways everywhere. 1267 00:47:24,827 --> 00:47:25,757 It's uneven. 1268 00:47:25,862 --> 00:47:28,972 PRIYANKA: I'm dead! I'm dead! 1269 00:47:29,068 --> 00:47:33,168 I'm here wondering if I have a job after this competition, 1270 00:47:33,275 --> 00:47:35,275 and these bitches are like fighting like 1271 00:47:35,379 --> 00:47:38,169 two senior citizens that have been in the home for too long. 1272 00:47:38,275 --> 00:47:41,235 JIMBO: I'm not trying to be a bitch, but that hair is thirsty. 1273 00:47:41,344 --> 00:47:42,694 PRIYANKA: Like, pardon me. 1274 00:47:42,793 --> 00:47:44,693 Excuse me, ladies. 1275 00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:46,283 I'm going through something here! 1276 00:47:46,379 --> 00:47:48,969 JIMBO: Oh, I am feeling like the claws are out. 1277 00:47:49,068 --> 00:47:52,068 I'm like, "Okay, cut your wig up!" 1278 00:47:52,172 --> 00:47:53,662 [ rawrsound effect] 1279 00:47:53,758 --> 00:47:55,718 STACEY: Well, just between us first runners up... 1280 00:47:55,827 --> 00:47:57,407 BROOKE LYNN: Wow! 1281 00:47:57,517 --> 00:47:58,997 STACEY: Let's start with Ilona Verley. 1282 00:47:59,103 --> 00:48:02,553 JEFFREY: Ilona is just not bringing it on the same level 1283 00:48:02,655 --> 00:48:05,405 that the other queens are, and I don't know 1284 00:48:05,517 --> 00:48:07,447 if she has any more to give. 1285 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,101 ALLIE X: I liked Ilona. 1286 00:48:09,206 --> 00:48:12,066 She really had an energy that I gravitated towards, 1287 00:48:12,172 --> 00:48:14,622 but she didn't give the most likeable performance 1288 00:48:14,724 --> 00:48:16,344 in the pageant. 1289 00:48:16,448 --> 00:48:17,588 STACEY: Next up, Lemon. 1290 00:48:17,689 --> 00:48:20,689 JEFFREY: I am so impressed with Lemon this week. 1291 00:48:20,793 --> 00:48:23,383 Her performance in the Miss Loose Jaw Pageant, 1292 00:48:23,482 --> 00:48:24,662 she was hilarious. 1293 00:48:24,758 --> 00:48:27,548 ALLIE X: Lemon, for me, was the star of the runway. 1294 00:48:27,655 --> 00:48:29,275 I was so taken by her immediately. 1295 00:48:29,379 --> 00:48:30,969 BROOKE LYNN: Her runway was genius. 1296 00:48:31,068 --> 00:48:33,548 To take the theme and completely conceptualize it 1297 00:48:33,655 --> 00:48:35,305 in a way that nobody else thought of, 1298 00:48:35,413 --> 00:48:37,723 talk about a smart cookie, a smart lemon cookie. 1299 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,717 [laughter] 1300 00:48:39,827 --> 00:48:41,377 STACEY: So, what did you all think about Rita Baga? 1301 00:48:41,482 --> 00:48:43,102 ALLIE X: Her performance in the pageant wasn't 1302 00:48:43,206 --> 00:48:44,476 super memorable for me. 1303 00:48:44,586 --> 00:48:48,756 JEFFREY: Rita was just so delicious on the runway tonight. 1304 00:48:48,862 --> 00:48:51,212 ALLIE X: I wish that her hair had been a little better. 1305 00:48:51,310 --> 00:48:53,520 STACEY: She came out on that runway and I was just like, 1306 00:48:53,620 --> 00:48:55,170 "Wow," just blown away. 1307 00:48:55,275 --> 00:48:58,445 She was just spectacular, how she walked out, owned the stage. 1308 00:48:58,551 --> 00:49:00,381 BROOKE LYNN: You can just tell when somebody likes 1309 00:49:00,482 --> 00:49:02,792 what they're wearing because she was feeling herself. 1310 00:49:02,896 --> 00:49:06,306 ALLIE X: She was like a glamazon Zamboni gracefully 1311 00:49:06,413 --> 00:49:07,973 smoothing out the whole stage. 1312 00:49:08,068 --> 00:49:10,928 BROOKE LYNN: Allie X's new single, "Glamazon Zamboni." 1313 00:49:11,034 --> 00:49:12,554 [laughter] STACEY: Priyanka. 1314 00:49:12,655 --> 00:49:14,855 I'm really disappointed because Priyanka, 1315 00:49:14,965 --> 00:49:17,615 she could win this competition, but lately the confidence level 1316 00:49:17,724 --> 00:49:19,004 has gone down. 1317 00:49:19,103 --> 00:49:21,143 BROOKE LYNN: Her in the pageant was just very one-note. 1318 00:49:21,241 --> 00:49:22,901 ALLIE X: But what about when she had the baby? 1319 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:25,170 [all laugh] ALLIE X: That was so good. 1320 00:49:25,275 --> 00:49:27,165 BROOKE LYNN: That was a towel. That wasn't a real baby. 1321 00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:28,685 [laughter] BROOKE LYNN: Shh. 1322 00:49:28,793 --> 00:49:30,793 ALLIE X: I actually really liked her in the pageant. 1323 00:49:30,896 --> 00:49:31,996 BROOKE LYNN: Don't get me wrong. 1324 00:49:32,103 --> 00:49:33,593 She had some funny moments where I laughed, 1325 00:49:33,689 --> 00:49:36,309 but we're down to the top six here, and we've gotta nitpick. 1326 00:49:36,413 --> 00:49:37,593 STACEY: Miss Jimbo. 1327 00:49:37,689 --> 00:49:40,239 JEFFREY: That queen can do comedy 1328 00:49:40,344 --> 00:49:42,724 like no one else on that stage. 1329 00:49:42,827 --> 00:49:45,447 Unfortunately, when it comes to her fashion journey, 1330 00:49:45,551 --> 00:49:46,971 this week she just... 1331 00:49:47,068 --> 00:49:49,338 pew... turd city. 1332 00:49:49,448 --> 00:49:51,068 BROOKE LYNN: That was the worst she's looked all season. 1333 00:49:51,172 --> 00:49:52,622 ALLIE X: Yes, the outfit was horrendous, 1334 00:49:52,724 --> 00:49:55,454 but it was horrendously awesome. 1335 00:49:55,551 --> 00:49:57,101 BROOKE LYNN: Blech... 1336 00:49:57,206 --> 00:49:58,716 Hated it. Hated it! 1337 00:49:58,827 --> 00:49:59,897 STACEY: Scarlett BoBo. 1338 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:02,340 ALLIE X: Scarlett BoBo was very strong tonight. 1339 00:50:02,448 --> 00:50:05,618 JEFFREY: Just so glamourous, and yet still so Scarlett BoBo. 1340 00:50:05,724 --> 00:50:07,104 She still had that edge. 1341 00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:10,166 In the Miss Loose Jaw pageant, the bitch was funny. 1342 00:50:10,275 --> 00:50:12,025 BROOKE LYNN: I think BoBo is, by far, 1343 00:50:12,137 --> 00:50:14,447 the most consistent person we have in this competition. 1344 00:50:14,551 --> 00:50:15,861 She hasn't won anything. 1345 00:50:15,965 --> 00:50:17,685 She hasn't been the worst at anything. 1346 00:50:17,793 --> 00:50:19,793 But she's just been consistently good. 1347 00:50:19,896 --> 00:50:21,616 ALLIE X: Maybe it's her moment to rise. 1348 00:50:21,724 --> 00:50:23,524 STACEY: Alright, have we made some decisions? 1349 00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,170 BROOKE LYNN: I think so, yup. JEFFREY: Yup. 1350 00:50:25,275 --> 00:50:28,475 STACEY: Bring back our congenial misses. 1351 00:50:28,586 --> 00:50:30,336 ALLIE X: Welcome back, queens. 1352 00:50:30,448 --> 00:50:31,898 STACEY: Based on your performance 1353 00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:35,210 in the maxi challenge, and your runway presentation, 1354 00:50:35,310 --> 00:50:38,970 we have made some decisions. 1355 00:50:39,068 --> 00:50:42,338 Lemon, your Miss Fitt packed pizzazz, 1356 00:50:42,448 --> 00:50:43,928 and your runway, Lemon, 1357 00:50:44,034 --> 00:50:46,344 squeezed the juice, the go-go juice. 1358 00:50:46,448 --> 00:50:47,478 LEMON: [laughs] 1359 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:48,896 STACEY: Scarlett BoBo, 1360 00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:52,480 your quirky princess had Loose Jaws wagging, 1361 00:50:52,586 --> 00:50:53,686 and on the runway, 1362 00:50:53,793 --> 00:50:57,453 your pageant eleganza, girl, had us gagging. 1363 00:50:57,551 --> 00:50:59,721 ♪ 1364 00:50:59,827 --> 00:51:01,547 STACEY: Lemon... 1365 00:51:01,655 --> 00:51:02,825 Con-drag-ulations. 1366 00:51:02,931 --> 00:51:05,481 You are the winner this week. [applause] 1367 00:51:05,586 --> 00:51:09,336 LEMON: I'm back in the competition! 1368 00:51:09,448 --> 00:51:10,858 I feel so good. 1369 00:51:10,965 --> 00:51:13,585 STACEY: You've won an all-inclusive luxury vacation 1370 00:51:13,689 --> 00:51:17,969 for two to Iceland, courtesy of Pink Iceland. 1371 00:51:18,068 --> 00:51:19,588 [queens oohing] 1372 00:51:19,689 --> 00:51:21,099 LEMON: Oh my gosh! 1373 00:51:21,206 --> 00:51:23,026 STACEY: You may leave the stage. 1374 00:51:23,137 --> 00:51:24,997 [applause] 1375 00:51:25,103 --> 00:51:26,143 SCARLETT: It just sucks. 1376 00:51:26,241 --> 00:51:30,001 I've been trying so hard, and no one sees me. 1377 00:51:30,103 --> 00:51:31,383 Nobody sees me. 1378 00:51:31,482 --> 00:51:33,792 STACEY: Scarlett BoBo, good job this week. 1379 00:51:33,896 --> 00:51:34,786 You're safe. 1380 00:51:34,896 --> 00:51:37,476 You may leave the stage. 1381 00:51:37,586 --> 00:51:40,546 STACEY: Ilona Verley, as Miss Erable, 1382 00:51:40,655 --> 00:51:42,895 your mood ring was broken, 1383 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,280 but on the runway, 1384 00:51:44,379 --> 00:51:47,379 did you bring enough bling to break through? 1385 00:51:47,482 --> 00:51:51,312 I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination. 1386 00:51:51,413 --> 00:51:54,003 STACEY: Rita Baga... 1387 00:51:54,103 --> 00:51:56,553 You are safe. 1388 00:51:56,655 --> 00:52:00,615 ♪ 1389 00:52:00,724 --> 00:52:04,034 STACEY: Jimbo, your sex kitten was on fire, 1390 00:52:04,137 --> 00:52:06,207 but on the runway, your aim was off, 1391 00:52:06,310 --> 00:52:09,310 and in a dress that made you hard to miss. 1392 00:52:09,413 --> 00:52:14,103 Priyanka, your runway gave us an applique old time, 1393 00:52:14,206 --> 00:52:17,716 but in the pageant, we needed you to apply yourself 1394 00:52:17,827 --> 00:52:22,237 so it's not just daggers the whole time. 1395 00:52:22,344 --> 00:52:23,864 STACEY: Priyanka... 1396 00:52:23,965 --> 00:52:27,205 I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination, 1397 00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:29,310 which means Jimbo, you are safe. 1398 00:52:29,413 --> 00:52:33,103 JIMBO: Thank you. STACEY: You may leave the stage. 1399 00:52:33,206 --> 00:52:34,656 PRIYANKA: My nightmare is coming true. 1400 00:52:34,758 --> 00:52:36,448 I'm in the bottom. I have to lip synch. 1401 00:52:36,551 --> 00:52:37,661 I'm up for elimination. 1402 00:52:37,758 --> 00:52:39,028 PRIYANKA: Oh, shit! 1403 00:52:39,137 --> 00:52:42,167 STACEY: Two queens stand before us. 1404 00:52:42,275 --> 00:52:44,685 Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare 1405 00:52:44,793 --> 00:52:48,763 a lip synch performance of Allie X's song, "Hello." 1406 00:52:48,862 --> 00:52:51,032 This is your last chance to impress us 1407 00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:56,477 and save yourselves from elimination. 1408 00:52:56,965 --> 00:53:01,615 ALLIE X: The time has come for you to lip synch for your life. 1409 00:53:01,724 --> 00:53:03,484 ♪ 1410 00:53:03,586 --> 00:53:05,586 PRIYANKA: The judges are gonna get a full Priyanka show. 1411 00:53:05,689 --> 00:53:07,789 I'm gonna act like I'm performing at my local bars 1412 00:53:07,896 --> 00:53:09,826 I love performing at, and I'm gonna give them 1413 00:53:09,931 --> 00:53:11,451 the Priyanka show that they want. 1414 00:53:11,551 --> 00:53:12,931 ILONA: If I have to lip synch for my life, 1415 00:53:13,034 --> 00:53:14,724 I'm gonna snap this bitch in half. 1416 00:53:14,827 --> 00:53:16,377 ALLIE X: Good luck... 1417 00:53:16,482 --> 00:53:18,972 And don't * * it up. 1418 00:53:19,068 --> 00:53:21,758 ♪ 1419 00:53:21,862 --> 00:53:25,902 ♪ 1420 00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,660 ♪ I heard goodbye, goodbye over and over ♪ 1421 00:53:29,758 --> 00:53:32,688 ♪ I went hollow 1422 00:53:32,793 --> 00:53:34,763 ♪ I lost my mind, my mind 1423 00:53:34,862 --> 00:53:39,722 ♪ Life was a bitter pill to swallow ♪ 1424 00:53:39,827 --> 00:53:41,547 ♪ And though I wanted affection ♪ 1425 00:53:41,655 --> 00:53:46,165 ♪ I was tired of rejection I kicked the habit ♪ 1426 00:53:46,275 --> 00:53:49,965 ♪ Yes, I put love on the shelf and agreed with myself ♪ 1427 00:53:50,068 --> 00:53:52,718 ♪ I'd never have it 1428 00:53:52,827 --> 00:53:54,617 ♪ It's like you knew 1429 00:53:54,724 --> 00:53:56,624 ♪ And you came out 1430 00:53:56,724 --> 00:53:59,764 ♪ Out of nowhere and into my life ♪ 1431 00:53:59,862 --> 00:54:02,002 ♪ It took you a while 1432 00:54:02,103 --> 00:54:03,763 ♪ But you found me 1433 00:54:03,862 --> 00:54:06,552 ♪ Now I'm sure that I'm gonna survive ♪ 1434 00:54:06,655 --> 00:54:09,755 ♪ And it started with a hello 1435 00:54:09,862 --> 00:54:13,072 ♪ Take the lead, and I will follow ♪ 1436 00:54:13,172 --> 00:54:16,592 ♪ I could love you for the rest of my life ♪ 1437 00:54:16,689 --> 00:54:20,169 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o 1438 00:54:20,275 --> 00:54:24,095 ♪ 1439 00:54:24,206 --> 00:54:26,826 ♪ I was behind, behind 1440 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,861 ♪ Now I wish I had fasted forwards ♪ 1441 00:54:28,965 --> 00:54:30,715 ILONA: I'm always gonna keep fighting. 1442 00:54:30,827 --> 00:54:32,547 You cannot keep a good bitch down. 1443 00:54:32,655 --> 00:54:34,205 I'm focusing on killing this song 1444 00:54:34,310 --> 00:54:35,860 and killing it the way I would kill it. 1445 00:54:35,965 --> 00:54:38,275 And that is to emote, and be real crazy, 1446 00:54:38,379 --> 00:54:39,689 and let them have it. 1447 00:54:39,793 --> 00:54:41,143 ♪ For believing 1448 00:54:41,241 --> 00:54:44,411 ♪ There was no one who could change my life ♪ 1449 00:54:44,517 --> 00:54:46,517 ♪ 'Cause now you've arrived 1450 00:54:46,620 --> 00:54:48,070 ♪ You revived me 1451 00:54:48,172 --> 00:54:50,972 ♪ Now I'm sure that I'm gonna be fine ♪ 1452 00:54:51,068 --> 00:54:54,338 ♪ And it started with a hello 1453 00:54:54,448 --> 00:54:57,618 ♪ Take the lead, and I will follow ♪ 1454 00:54:57,724 --> 00:55:01,244 ♪ I could love you for the rest of my life ♪ 1455 00:55:01,344 --> 00:55:05,864 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o ♪ 1456 00:55:05,965 --> 00:55:08,235 ♪ Go-o-o 1457 00:55:08,344 --> 00:55:12,384 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o 1458 00:55:12,482 --> 00:55:15,522 ♪ It's finally real 1459 00:55:15,620 --> 00:55:18,550 ♪ I found my fantasy 1460 00:55:18,655 --> 00:55:21,785 ♪ Remember the day 1461 00:55:21,896 --> 00:55:26,756 ♪ When I heard you say 1462 00:55:26,862 --> 00:55:29,342 ♪ Hello 1463 00:55:29,448 --> 00:55:32,788 ♪ Take the lead and I will follow ♪ 1464 00:55:32,896 --> 00:55:36,516 ♪ I could love you for the rest of my life ♪ 1465 00:55:36,620 --> 00:55:39,760 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o ♪ 1466 00:55:39,862 --> 00:55:42,902 ♪ And it started with a hello 1467 00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:46,660 ♪ I could be your superhero 1468 00:55:46,758 --> 00:55:50,098 ♪ I could love you for the rest of my life ♪ 1469 00:55:50,206 --> 00:55:54,546 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o ♪ 1470 00:55:54,655 --> 00:55:57,135 ♪ Go-o-o 1471 00:55:57,241 --> 00:56:00,791 ♪ Don't you ever let me go-o-o ♪ 1472 00:56:00,896 --> 00:56:03,236 ♪ 1473 00:56:03,344 --> 00:56:04,794 [laughter & applause] JEFFREY: Yes! 1474 00:56:04,896 --> 00:56:06,306 ALLIE X: That's what I'm talking about! 1475 00:56:06,413 --> 00:56:10,143 [cheering & applause] 1476 00:56:13,862 --> 00:56:15,342 ILONA: [exhales] 1477 00:56:15,448 --> 00:56:17,588 ♪ 1478 00:56:17,689 --> 00:56:21,829 STACEY: We have reached our decision. 1479 00:56:21,931 --> 00:56:24,661 Priyanka... 1480 00:56:24,758 --> 00:56:26,548 Chanté, you stay. [applause] 1481 00:56:26,655 --> 00:56:28,405 You may join the others. 1482 00:56:28,517 --> 00:56:30,067 PRIYANKA: I love you, Ilona. 1483 00:56:30,172 --> 00:56:33,102 STACEY: Ilona Verley, the only subtle thing about you 1484 00:56:33,206 --> 00:56:35,026 is your pastel palette. ILONA: [laughs] 1485 00:56:35,137 --> 00:56:38,067 STACEY: You live loud and proud, and that is inspiring. 1486 00:56:38,172 --> 00:56:40,592 ILONA: This has been amazing, as a non-binary person, 1487 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,069 to be able to come on this show and be open about being 1488 00:56:43,172 --> 00:56:45,902 who I am, as a two-spirit, indigenous person, 1489 00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,480 and I hope that my story and just me being here 1490 00:56:48,586 --> 00:56:51,476 and me being myself, can inspire and empower 1491 00:56:51,586 --> 00:56:52,686 other people like me. 1492 00:56:52,793 --> 00:56:54,453 STACEY: We really do love you, Ilona Verley. 1493 00:56:54,551 --> 00:56:57,481 Now, sashay away. ILONA: Thank you. 1494 00:56:57,586 --> 00:57:01,236 I might be leaving, but party girls never die! 1495 00:57:01,344 --> 00:57:03,724 [laughter] 1496 00:57:03,827 --> 00:57:06,067 ♪ 1497 00:57:06,172 --> 00:57:08,142 ILONA: I want people to remember me as loud, 1498 00:57:08,241 --> 00:57:09,381 obnoxious, all these things. 1499 00:57:09,482 --> 00:57:11,342 Like, I just want them to remember who I am. 1500 00:57:11,448 --> 00:57:14,478 It took me forever to get here, and to just be happy 1501 00:57:14,586 --> 00:57:16,896 with being me, even if it pisses people off 1502 00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,380 or, you know, makes people happy. 1503 00:57:18,482 --> 00:57:20,072 It doesn't matter because at the end of the day, 1504 00:57:20,172 --> 00:57:22,072 if I'm living my life and I feel good about myself, 1505 00:57:22,172 --> 00:57:23,212 that's what matters. 1506 00:57:23,310 --> 00:57:27,860 ILONA: So... [screams & laughs] 1507 00:57:27,965 --> 00:57:29,095 [screams] 1508 00:57:29,206 --> 00:57:31,336 ALLIE X: Hi, baby girl. ILONA: Hi! 1509 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,308 ALLIE X: You were so good! ILONA: Thank you! 1510 00:57:33,413 --> 00:57:35,413 Oh, that was such an honour. 1511 00:57:35,517 --> 00:57:37,207 I'm literally such a big fan. 1512 00:57:37,310 --> 00:57:39,380 ALLIE X: You really caught my attention today, 1513 00:57:39,482 --> 00:57:41,592 just your whole spirit, your whole being. 1514 00:57:41,689 --> 00:57:42,859 ILONA: Thank you for everything you do, 1515 00:57:42,965 --> 00:57:44,615 and for being a part of the queer community 1516 00:57:44,724 --> 00:57:45,724 and supporting drag artists. 1517 00:57:45,827 --> 00:57:46,967 ALLIE X: It's my honour. 1518 00:57:47,068 --> 00:57:50,068 You guys lift me up, so I have to do what I can. 1519 00:57:50,172 --> 00:57:53,592 ILONA: Thank you. Thank you. 1520 00:57:53,689 --> 00:57:55,759 That's better than a crown! I don't need a crown. 1521 00:57:55,862 --> 00:57:57,102 I got to hug Allie X! 1522 00:57:57,206 --> 00:57:59,446 [blows kisses] 1523 00:57:59,551 --> 00:58:02,621 Oh! 1524 00:58:02,724 --> 00:58:05,864 ILONA: Bye, sissies. 1525 00:58:05,965 --> 00:58:08,025 ♪ 1526 00:58:08,137 --> 00:58:11,137 STACEY: Con-drag-ulations, queens, and remember, 1527 00:58:11,241 --> 00:58:14,411 stay true north strong and fierce. 1528 00:58:14,517 --> 00:58:16,167 Now let the music play. 1529 00:58:16,275 --> 00:58:17,375 ♪ You wear it well 1530 00:58:17,482 --> 00:58:19,342 ♪ Lipstick, lipstick painted on ♪ 1531 00:58:19,448 --> 00:58:20,968 ♪ You wear it well 1532 00:58:21,068 --> 00:58:24,238 ♪ That sure suits you-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ♪ 1533 00:58:24,344 --> 00:58:27,664 ♪ Work it for me ♪ Work it for me, me 1534 00:58:27,758 --> 00:58:29,758 ♪ You wear it ♪ You wear it 1535 00:58:29,862 --> 00:58:32,312 ♪ You wear it well 1536 00:58:32,862 --> 00:58:34,862 RUPAUL: Next time on Canada's Drag Race... 1537 00:58:34,965 --> 00:58:36,855 JEFFREY: You'll each be paired with one of our 1538 00:58:36,965 --> 00:58:38,895 Rainbow Railroad newcomers, 1539 00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:41,100 and make them over into the newest members 1540 00:58:41,206 --> 00:58:42,756 of your drag family. 1541 00:58:42,862 --> 00:58:45,832 SCARLETT: Let them have it. Let them have it! 1542 00:58:45,931 --> 00:58:47,481 SCARLETT: He goes, "I've never worn heels before." 1543 00:58:47,586 --> 00:58:49,206 It feels like you've worn heels before. 1544 00:58:49,310 --> 00:58:51,000 PRIYANKA: So up here, I'm gonna drop it low. 1545 00:58:51,103 --> 00:58:52,173 Stare at the judges. 1546 00:58:52,275 --> 00:58:54,095 Say if you put this bitch in the bottom again, 1547 00:58:54,206 --> 00:58:55,446 you'll have some words. 1548 00:58:55,551 --> 00:58:57,521 JUDGE: The two of you had amazing chemistry. 1549 00:58:57,620 --> 00:58:59,720 JEFFREY: You brought the fun, honey. 1550 00:58:59,827 --> 00:59:02,967 STACEY: Your runway presentation was quite underwhelming. 1551 00:59:03,068 --> 00:59:04,588 BROOKE LYNN: Are you in pain yet from that tuck? 1552 00:59:04,689 --> 00:59:05,589 GUEST: Oh definitely, yeah. 1553 00:59:05,689 --> 00:59:07,479 It's a constant pain I am in. 1554 00:59:07,586 --> 00:59:12,516 ♪ 1555 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:16,100 ♪ 1556 00:59:16,206 --> 00:59:20,166 ♪ 1557 00:59:20,275 --> 00:59:24,375 ♪ 1558 00:59:24,482 --> 00:59:29,212 ♪