- Previously on "Canada's Drag Race"...
- Gisele Lullaby.
Condragulations.
Jada Shada Hudson.
Shantay, you stay.
Kaos, sashay away.
Now, remember.
Stay true, north, strong and what?
[together] Fierce!
- They keep saying the same fucking advice, girl.
She is not a great person to work with.
- Girl, you're saying it all wrong.
- Period.
- Oh, my goodness, you're so not happy with me.
- I'm not happy with you at all.
- She is mad.
- The reaction is kind of the most.
- When Fierce is freaking out,
is she a fun person to be around?
- No. - No.
- Seems like sabotage to me.
- Feels like sabotage.
The saboteur wants to get out of my way.
- That was so unprofessional.
- I'm a sad clown today. I'm stressed.
- I really feel like I don't have my friend here with me.
- I wish she would have talked to me.
- You're adult enough to understand
your behavior, that's all.
[upbeat electronic music]
- Wow.
- Oh, my god, girl, this hair is a mess.
Kaos got sent home.
It made me feel really sad.
But if I want to be alone at the end,
we need to kick them off one by one.
[smacks lips]
- Crap, I look crazy.
- Rita, Jada.
- Oh, shit, sorry.
All you girls fucking rock.
Live your inner chaos.
Vivian, you bitch.
Get that crown.
- Okay! - Okay.
I feel like Kaos and I connected,
but believing in my art and believing in my drag,
this feels like fire in my belly.
- P.S. Bombae, I'm keeping the wig.
See you all real soon, Kaos.
- What a sweetheart.
- We're going to miss her so much.
- I just lip-synched literally my ass off.
Listen, I am still here to fight another day, bitch.
I haven't danced that hard, in, like, a long time.
- You hurt yourself in the face when you split.
- 'Cause it looked like you kicked yourself.
- It was amazing.
- Well, I'm glad it looked good.
- Yeah!
- I don't know why Fierce is mad.
Instead of celebrating Jada,
right now she's just pouting in the corner.
What are you thinking, Fierce?
- Apparently Miss Fiercalicious is upset with me.
- Miss Fiercalicious, when I was partnered with her,
I did not enjoy myself.
A situation that doesn't go your way,
you'll have like a specific behavior that comes out.
When she found out about it, she got so mad at me,
she didn't want to talk to me, because apparently
she was upset that I wasn't honest about how I felt.
- I wish that you had talked to me earlier
about how you were feeling.
- I didn't bring it up, because I'm aware of, like, how you react,
and that's why I ignored you.
Isn't that what I did?
I did. - Okay, well, I--
- Thank you.
- Fierce, you ask for honesty.
But when it's given to you, you spiral.
- Miss Fiercalicious is starting to grate on a lot of people's nerves.
And it's becoming a bit Fierce-atrocious.
- We're not, like, ganging up on her or nothing,
but we're just saying that you're young, and, you know,
it's a learning process.
We still love you.
- I wish people had brought this up to me earlier.
- Do you want to really know what I truly think about all of this?
This is not like high school, bitches.
Like, get into it.
I feel like this is a lot of bullshit happening right now.
So much energy go to waste into this.
I'm over this.
- Boom Boom!
- Can we move on?
Are we all good?
Do you think we can use some of this energy to say
congratulations to our winner?
[cheers and applause]
- First win for Gisele.
I'm coming for the crown.
Over my hat, I'll put it there.
I feel amazing, but now I'm over it.
This corset is too tight.
Let's get out of drag, girls!
- Sure.
- Ooh!
- Can someone help me?
I can't get out; I'm stuck.
- That bullshit was going nowhere.
I'm ready to battle to take that cash money prize home
and that fucking crown too.
- That's my leg!
- I cannot wait to send these other bitches home.
[clicks tongue]
- Help!
- [grunts]
- This is not what drag is supposed to be.
Oh, my God.
Sometimes you gotta take out the competition yourself.
- [singing] Drag-drag-drag race
- The winner of "Canada's Drag Race"
receives a sickening supply of beauty products
from Shopper's Drug Mart and the pleasure of $100.000
thanks to Trojan.
With Tracy Melchor, Brad Goreski,
and Brooke Lynn Hytes.
With tonight's extra-special guest judge, Sarain Fox.
[tires screeching]
[engine revving]
- Ohh!
- It's a new day in the workroom, and the other queens
should be scared, because I will do
anything and everything to win this competition.
[whispers] Anything.
- How's everyone doing?
- Good. - Good.
- Excited.
- I would like to address the way that I've been acting,
and I want to apologize.
I'm going to make an effort to change and be a better person.
I don't want to be the person who is bringing
the energy down in the room,
and I hope you guys can forgive me.
- We accept your apology.
- It's more productive to channel
all this energy into the competition
than to just be upset the whole time.
So that's what I'm going to focus on.
What is this, week five now?
And I have a win, Boom Boom has a win, Jada has a win,
and Miss Gisele has a win.
- Zelle.
- How are you guys going to step your pussy up?
[laughter]
- Well, my mom says I'm a winner.
- Okay.
- I'm a comedy queen, so best-case scenario
it's the Snatch Game, because that's what
I'm really looking forward to.
Worst case, a singing, dancing challenge
where you have to macrame.
- I think I just have to keep showing the judges what I do,
and something will click, and something will stick.
[siren wails]
[together] Ohh!
- Oh, Canada.
She done already done had her...
Queens. - Hi.
- It's the most wonderful time of the year.
The very best day to be a queer.
So don we now our gay apparel
and gift us with Eliza or Carol.
[engine revving]
- Girls, is this Snatch Game? Ahh-ha-ha-ha!
[all cheering]
- Bring it.
- Hey, y'all!
- Good morning! - Good morning!
- Love the good suit.
- Queens, if I've learned one thing so far
it's that you are some bright bitches.
You can sew, you can dance,
but what I really want to know is, can you read?
[together] Ooh!
- For today's mini challenge, the library is officially open.
- Whoo!
- Because reading is what?
all: Fundamental!
- I'm so proud.
Now, who's ready to talk some shut your mouth.
- [laughs]
- Miss Fiercalicious, you got some shit to talk?
- Yes, I do.
- Ooh!
I'm so excited.
- I've got a lot of pent-up emotions right now,
so I'm about to let these girls have it.
[clears throat] Vivian Vanderpuss,
I should probably sabotage you for not giving me
the song that I wanted, but my parents
always taught me that two wrongs never make a right.
For example, your parents.
- [gasps]
- [slow clapping]
Jada Shayda Hudson.
Jada is always saying, what's goodie? What's goodie?
And after seeing her drag,
I think she's actually asking what good is?
- [laughs]
- Love you all, mwah, mwah, mwah!
- Let me just get ready for this
before my lips get too dry like these bitches.
[together] Oh!
- Miss Fiercalicious, if complaining was a talent,
you'd finally be talented.
[together] Ohh!
- Miss Kimmy Couture, I know that you and my boyfriend
used to talk before, but let's just say that
I'm happy he chose the pretty one.
[together] Ohh!
- Irma Gerd.
Last week you dressed up as a clown,
but you doing drag will always be the biggest joke for me.
[laughter]
- And, Jada,
I can't say nothing bad about you, I mean,
that's the judges' job.
- Oh!
[laughter]
- Gisele Lullaby, I love that your face is just like
the city of Montreal; I can always see Mount Royal
right in the center of town.
[together] Oh!
- [laughs]
- Fierce.
You're like a beautiful cupcake made of shit,
you're really pretty, but you're still made of shit.
- [laughs]
- Miss Vivian Vanderpuss, darling.
Listen, when I told you that you were
filler queen, darling, it wasn't an insult;
it was a recommendation.
[laughter]
Lady Boom Boom… - Moi?
- Like the Great North American squirrel,
you're graceful, petite, and you're able to fit an alarming
amount of nuts in your mouth.
- Oh, yeah!
- Vivian Vanderpuss, when they were
casting for the season
your name was on the top of the list.
That list was, "worst-case scenario."
[laughter]
- Miss Lady Boom Boom, I know what you've got in your bags.
Cucumber.
[laughter]
- That's not even a joke; it's true.
- You fucked a cucumber?
- I still have it in my ass.
- [laughs]
- Miss Gisele Lullaby, body shape Coca-Cola...
in can.
[laughter]
That part, thank you.
- Thank you.
Y'all have some sharp tongues,
but one of you had words that cut like a knife.
The winner of today's mini challenge is...
Lady Boom Boom.
- What? Me?
- Shady bitch.
You have just won $2.500 cash
courtesy of the Men's Room.
Now let's see who will overcome their stratosphere
and become stratos-fierce.
Because you are about to play...
- Oh, my God. - Do it.
- The Snatch Game!
[all shouting]
- Now, you know the drill.
Give me your best celebrity impression,
and make me blank my blank off.
Because silence is what?
- Deadly.
- Racers,
start your engines, and may the best drag queen win!
[together] Whoo!
[upbeat music]
- Snatch Game!
- [indistinct].
- The Snatch Game is a drag Queen's dream come true.
It's improv, acting, comedy...
- What's big, sweety?
- But the number one goal of Snatch Game
is to make them laugh.
- Ooh. - Ha.
[quirky music]
- Who are you going to do?
- I am doing Montreal drag legend Mado Lamotte,
the one and only.
- Wait, you're doing Mado? - Yes.
- Of course the two fucking Montreal queen
will have Mado as a character.
You know what? I have so much backup,
and I know Boom Boom doesn't have any backup.
- Are you for real?
Gisele was kind enough to let me have Mado,
and not only that, but she let me borrow the actual dress
that Mado wore.
- The necklace.
- Bitch.
- So who are you thinking of doing, Miss Jada?
- Honey, Material Girl. - Saucy.
- What are you doing?
- I think I want to Miss Ariana,
but I just noticed that Kimmy is also giving Arian-y.
- Is Kimmy doing Ariana Grande?
- I think so.
- Oh, yes, the purple.
Bitch, no. - What?
- I think me and Kimmy might have the same character.
Kimmy, what do you have?
- I'm doing Ariana. - [gasp]
- I really want to do Ariana.
- I'm just going to have this conversation once.
I'm not changing it, period.
- There is the Battle of the Ariana Grandes.
[gasps] Drama.
Kimmy, so let's hear your Ariana Grande.
- Um… [laughs]
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God, I love it. [laughs]
- [laughs]
- You're already laughing, bitch.
- I don't think they're laughing with you.
- But it will be funny, trust.
- Kimmy, I'm going to take the high road.
I'm going to let you do it.
- Wow.
She's a new woman. - She really changed.
- She's a new woman. - She's new woman.
I'm not going to let this upset me.
I'm going to channel that energy into Snatch Game.
But if I get sent home because I was nice for one time,
I will be so pissed.
- Hello, queens.
[together] Hi!
- Now who's got a snatch they're itching to show me?
- Oh. - Me!
- Hi, Bombae. How are you?
- I'm ready. - Oh.
- I've been dreaming of doing Snatch Game...
- Really? - And I just--I love talking.
- Yes, you do. That I picked up.
- It comes so naturally. Yeah.
- Who do we have here?
- Stand-up comic, actor, and human baby, Aziz Ansari.
- Okay.
He's a funny person. - Mm-hmm.
- So how are you going to make a funny person funny?
Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.
- We know a lot about him.
- I'm going to rely on that. Like, everyone
knows what Aziz would say,
so I'm going to twist it a little.
- My tips for you are commitment and point of view.
- Got it. - Yeah.
- Thank you so much, Brooke Lynn.
- You're welcome. I'll see you out there.
- Bye-bye!
- Bye-bye.
Jada Shada.
- Hi, Brooke.
- Oh, and she brought notes.
- Honey, she got notes; she got beard.
- [laughs] Oh, beard. - She got ice.
- The beard really threw me, so I have no idea
where we're going with this.
- Material girl!
- Ooh, Saucy! - Saucy, [indistinct].
- She's been doing her thing, going viral a lot on TikTok.
- Yes, that song is everywhere. - Uh-huh.
- You were in the bottom for the comedy challenge week two
with Miss Mocu. - Yeah.
- What did you learn from that?
- Not to pick Miss Mocu. No...
[laughter]
- It taught me that, like, oh, well,
it's not as easy as it looks.
- Don't second-guess yourself, because you are a naturally funny person.
Cannot wait to see you out there and make me laugh.
- I promise, okay.
- I can't with the beard.
- Bye.
- Bye. Oh, you came with a good ostrich feather.
Brooke Lynn, if the Lord will lead you to it,
the Lord will lead you through it.
- [gasps] Tammy Faye?
- Yes!
- Oh, I love Tammy Faye.
- Tammy Faye is, like, the campiest version
of Christianity.
She's kind of, like, bridged people
and brought people together, because her message was love.
I mean, other than stealing a bunch of money from people...
[laughs]
She's not-- nobody's perfect!
- Now, you've been very safe, safe, safe in this competition.
- I have!
- I want to see a little bit more from you.
- Okay.
- Kimberly Couture. - Hi.
- Now, I want you to give me a little impersonation
of whoever this might be, and I'm going
to try and guess who it is.
- [laughs]
Yuh.
- Well, judging on the colour palette,
I'm guessing Ariana Grande?
- Yes, ding, ding, ding! - Okay.
All right.
She's been tried before, I believe.
- Yes, and she went home.
- Yeah.
That's a hard one to make funny for me, to be quite honest.
Impersonation is the smallest part of this.
Making us laugh is probably the largest part of it.
So don't forget to have fun with the other girls,
and just go out there and have a good time.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
- I hope no Wi-Fi tomorrow in my brain is really fast, girl.
- [laughs] Bye, Kimmy.
- Bye.
- Hi, Fierce. - Hi, Brooke.
- Tell me who we have here.
- So, I really wanted to do Miss Ariana. Yeah.
- But Kimmy is also doing her. - Uh-huh.
What are we thinking now?
- Literally, I'm going to have to do my backup.
- Okay - Bible.
- That feels like a little Kourtney Kardashian.
- That's Kourtney, yes.
- Snatch Game is like levels, and Kourtney is, like, one level.
- Yeah, but I think I have a lot of material to work with,
because it's not just her I'm making fun of.
I have her whole family.
- Yeah.
- Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Bonjour, Lady Boom Boom.
I know you're from Montreal, and I--
- Yeah?
- This all looks very familiar.
- Do you remember performing at the famous Cabaret Mado?
- Oh, I sure do, and I'm a huge Mado fan.
- Yeah. - She is a Canadian drag legend.
- And you know what?
She's my boss, so hopefully after this
I still have a job.
- So hopefully you have a job when you go home.
- Yes. - Bonsoir.
- Irma Gerd.
- Brooke Lynn.
- So who do we have here?
- Danny DeVito. - Yes.
This looks Marilyn Monroe-esque.
- It sure is. - Okay.
- I've got, like, the voice down
and I think her mannerisms.
- Can I hear you say something funny
as Marilyn Monroe?
- Oh, thank you ever so, Mr. Hytes,
like, you know.
- Mr.-- okay.
- Hi Brooke Lynn.
- Hi, bonjour.
- Bonjour, bonjour.
- Who are you thinking?
- So I will go to Marie Curie.
- Now, who the fuck is Marie Curie?
- Marie Curie discovered radioactivity.
- Hysterical.
- Yeah, I know.
She famously known to be in denial
of what the radioactivity was doing to her.
She was like, "No everything's all right,"
but you're losing your teeth; you're losing your hair.
- Do you have any other options?
- Celine Dion, I know.
- [gasps]
Can you give me a little Celine?
- For sure I can give you that, because Celine
is one of my favorite ones, you know?
But I don't think I will be doing it right,
because I love her too much.
- I want you to go with whoever you're really feeling.
She prefers Celine,
but I was really excited about Marie Curie,
and I don't know now.
My point is to make you laugh, so...
- Well, I cannot wait to see you out there.
- Thank you so much, Brooke Lynn.
- Okay.
[laughter]
Racers, remember,
just have fun out there.
Because at the end of the day, honey,
it's "Drag Race," baby.
[together] Whoo!
[upbeat music]
- Honestly, I'm going to be praying for all of you
this Snatch Game, because Lord knows
you're all going to need it.
[laughter]
[upbeat music]
- Welcome to Canada's leading cause
of blanking, the Snatch Game!
[applause]
- I'm your host, Brooke Lynn Hytes,
and I'm back yet again, because those who can't
impersonate host.
[laughter]
- Now it's time to meet our contestants.
He's my forever match with the biggest snatch.
It's Brad Goreski! - Hi.
- Hey, Brad, are you excited to be back on the Snatch Game?
- I'm actually contractually obligated to be here, so yeah.
- Oh, yeah, very much same.
- Yeah, eh.
- And she's our red carpet queen; it's Traci Melchor.
- Hey, Brooke.
- Hey, Trace.
Do you see any familiar faces?
- Of course, but I think a few have had some work done.
- I personally feel very attacked.
[laughter]
- Now let's give a big bonjour
to our panel of stars.
[applause]
It's comedian extraordinaire, and short king, Aziz Ansari!
- Brooke Lynn "The Dog" Hytes!
- Hey, what's the name of your new stand-up special?
- It's called, "Why Am I So Straight?
The Aziz Ansari Story."
- Oh, you don't want to be straight?
- I'm straight, but you can stuff me
like a samosa any time.
- Oh!
- Sauce on the side! Wha--what?
- Well, I love a sexually open-minded straight man.
Just look at my Grindr.
- Oh!
- And she equals MC squared; it's Nobel Prize-winning
scientist Marie Curie!
Are you okay?
- Yeah I'm okay; I'm just glowing again.
My friend told me stop playing with nuclear;
you're going to die from it.
I say, no, I won't die.
[pants]
Is it hot in here, or it's just you?
[breathing heavily]
- It's Poosh princess Kourtney Kardashian.
- I'm so happy to see you; I cannot stop smiling.
- [laughs]
- You seem very excited.
- I am.
- Oh. [laughs]
- And it's the original blonde bombshell, Marilyn Monroe.
- Oh, hello, Mr. Hytes.
- Oh, hi, Marilyn.
- Have you been hosting the Snatch Game long?
- Oh, you know--
- Do you enjoy it? - Just about three years.
- Does it make you so nervous you could just pass out?
Oh, I just love conversations.
- With yourself, apparently.
- Ooh.
- And praise Jesus, it's Tammy Faye Messner.
- Brooke Lynn, I'm so excited to be here today.
- Are you? - I was going to wear a wig.
- You didn't?
- I thought I would just wear
my natural hair, nice natural look for you today.
- And give me a beat; it's rapper
and makeup artist, Saucy Santana!
What's up Saucy?
- What's big, sweetie?
- What's big is those nails and those eyelashes.
- Oh, honey, yes, God, my nails are giving you very much.
Bitch better have my money.
- And oh, my stars, it's petite powerhouse Ariana Grande.
- Hello. It's me.
- Tell me, what is the highest note you can hit?
- Something that like, pokes, my tummy just like Big Sean's.
- That's what makes you hit a high note?
- Yes. [giggles]
- Interesting.
And last but certainly not least it is French-Canadian
drag icon Mado!
Bonjour!
- So happy to be here.
I dress to impress. I put a lace front
wig for the first time.
Hopefully I glue it pretty well,
Usually I just put fresh semen on my hard front
and I'm good to go.
- Hey, you know what? That works, though.
Okay, here's how the Snatch Game works.
I'm going to ask a question, and if one
of your answers matches one of our celebrity
guests' you get a point.
Okay, here is our first question, which goes to Traci.
Hi, Trace. - Hi Brooke.
- Now, tell me.
Parliament is finally adding a drag queen to the House of Commons.
That drag queen will now oversee the Ministry of blank.
[upbeat music]
- Toxic masculinity.
- The Ministry of Toxic Masculinity, oh, my goodness.
Okay, well, let's see if we have any matches.
Let's check in with Marie Curie.
- [gags] - Oh.
Oh, dear.
- Sorry, I just lost tooth.
Because of the radiation, that happens a lot.
Sometimes I lose hair; sometimes I lose tooth.
I can lose an eyebrow.
Oh, no. - Oh, no!
- That happen again.
- Can I get you anything? Are you gonna be okay?
- No, it's okay; I have the makeup.
Just gonna do it.
- [laughs]
- We are super close to Traci.
But I will go with Dramaturge.
- The Ministry of Dramaturge.
- Well, unfortunately, not a match.
- Oh, zut alors.
- But your eyebrow looks amazing.
- Thank you.
[laughter]
- Kourtney Kardashian.
- Literally, Bible. - Uh-huh.
- I wrote down the Ministry of Momagers.
- The Ministry of Momagers; that's a good one.
- Hold on, I think she's calling me.
Hi, Mom.
No, this isn't Kim.
No, this isn't Kylie.
She hung up on me.
[laughter]
- Marilyn, let's check in with you.
What did you put down?
- Oh, well, I think that they
should have a Minister of Starring Roles.
Brooke Lynn, did I ever tell you about the biggest
part that I ever had?
- You sure did not, but please do.
- He was a president.
- Oooh. How big was it?
- Well, almost as big as Joe DiMaggio's baseball bat.
- Ooohh, how scandalous.
- Yes, I love it when he hits a home run.
- Oh!
Up next, Tammy Faye!
- I said the Ministry of Great Deals, Brooke Lynn.
- We love a deal. - And if there's one thing
that I love, it's a deal.
- Uh-huh, me too. - You know?
And it's perfect, because I actually
brought my very own product right here,
it's Diet Dr. Savior.
And it's only 700 calories, so you too
couild join the 700 Calorie Club.
- Oh, my goodness.
- Listen, if you order now, it comes in the iconic taste,
the taste of original sin.
- What does that taste like exactly?
- It's like a zesty apple delivered by a snake.
- Oh, that's good.
- Beautiful.
Here, you can try that one for free.
- Oh, thank you so much; are you sure it's for free?
- There's fine print, but we'll talk about it after, okay?
- Okay. Okay. Sounds good.
Mado, what say you?
- I wrote Moustique; it's like a little bugs.
I even draw some bits of bugs.
- Is that like a mosquito?
- It's like a mosquito, but in French, moustique.
- Unfortunately, not a match.
- Saucy, parliament is finally adding a drag queen
to the House of Commons; that queen will
now oversee the Ministry of?
- I said, Material Girl!
- Wow! - Whoa!
- Can you give us a little Material Girl dance, maybe?
- Five, six, seven, and one and two and three
and four, five, and six, seven, eight, nine, ten,
11, 12, twerk, twerk, twerk.
- Yes… - Yes.
- Material Girl. Word, Saucy.
- Is that a woman? Is that the man?
I don't know; I don't care.
[laughter]
- Time for our next question.
Karen the Karen couldn't wait to call the manager
when she found a blank in her salad.
[upbeat music]
- Bradley?
- A respectful conflict resolution.
- Okay, let's see how our celebrities answered.
- Well, somebody had to get that.
- Obviously.
I mean, it's obvious.
Tammy Faye Messner.
- I said an eyelash in her food.
If--can you even imagine? - No.
- Now, listen, I've been finding eyelashes
on the ground since 1937.
- I'm sure you have.
- And I just keep adding them on.
- You keep--how many are you wearing right now?
- 364.
- Oh, my goodness.
One for almost every day of the year.
- Almost every day.
And it's minus the Lord's Day, thank you.
- Of course, of course. Yeah.
Let's check in with Mado.
What did Karen the Karen find in her salad?
- I wrote again moustique.
I don't know why.
- Oh.
Okay, mosquitoes twice in a row.
Unfortunately, yet again--
and surprisingly--not a match.
- I love a joke that's a callback, but giving
the same answer twice,
that doesn't really count.
- Let's check in with Aziz; what did Karen find in her salad, Aziz?
- I wrote French press!
Which is what I call it when I let someone from Montreal
squeeze my balls!
- I don't get it, but okay!
Now, are you sure you're not gay?
- Only on days that end with Y.
- I married one of those.
- You sure did.
- He's a tricky guy.
He's a tricky guy.
- Tricky, tricky guy, yeah.
He owes my parents money.
[laughter]
Ariana Grande.
- I actually wrote a song for us.
- [gasps]
- And since there is my song
called "34+35,"
I wrote something else.
Do you want to know the title?
- Yes, please.
- It's honey, it's "69" baby.
- Interesting. Unfortunately, not a match, though.
Marilyn?
- I just wrote a rock.
Ooh, and you know I love a rock.
- No matches somehow.
I can't believe it with that easy answer.
- And I almost wrote conflict resolution.
- Oh, I know.
Next time, next time.
Go with your gut, Marilyn.
Our next question goes to Bradley.
Canadians are so polite when someone cuts them off
in traffic instead of giving them the finger,
they give them blank.
[upbeat music]
- Their wallet.
- Their wallet; well, that is very generous.
Let's see if we can find a match.
Let's go to Marie Curie.
- I'm feeling amazing for real.
This is--again...
I'm starting to lose them all.
- Oh! Okay.
Canadians are so polite when someone cuts them off
in traffic instead of giving them the finger,
they give them blank.
- So they give them the Science Book of the Curies!
- Well, not a match, but good...
[laughing] A for effort.
- Thank you; I feel so pretty.
[laughter]
[coughing]
- I keep looking behind, and it's just, like,
it's making me break character, because Miss Gisele
is just so funny, bitch.
- Tammy Faye.
- Thoughts and prayer-yer-yer-yers.
[laughter]
- Not a match, but I'm dying to ask you,
is your mascara waterproof?
- Honestly, this mascara is tattooed the heck on there!
The eyeballs themself, really--
I'm having a nap right now!
- Oh, my! [laughter]
Let's go down to Mado.
- Brooke Lynn, I'm glad you asked,
I wish they were given the same thing I give
my girl when they come to the cabaret,
I give them two drink tickets.
- Unfortunately, not a match, but thank you anyway, Mado.
Well, can you believe it?
We are on to our last question.
So I want you all to make this one count.
Okay.
For Tracy,
Lori the Lynx is so catty, instead of throwing shade,
she throws blank.
- She throws what, Trace?
- She threw a hissy fit.
[hisses] - [hisses]
A hissy fit.
All right, well, let's go to our celebs
and see if we have any matches.
Marilyn Monroe.
- Just like my ex-husband Joe DiMaggio,
I said she throws a curveball. - Oh.
- Sometimes I think of my personality like a curveball.
- Why?
- The whole thing is kind of
just a parody of the male gaze
using feminism and naivete, sexual artifice,
and availability.
Sorry, tits.
[laughter]
- Unfortunately, not a match.
Ariana, what did you put down?
- So it reminds me of my song I wrote, "Break Free."
- I don't know, girl.
I was, like, loading a lot.
The Wi-Fi was really slow in my head.
- Are you going to sing some of that song for us?
- Are you singing, girl?
One second.
[laughter]
- I'm not really vocally trained right now,
and I didn't warm up.
- Okay, well, not a match, but good try.
- Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm… boom.
Crash and burn.
- Let's check with Marie Curie up there.
- Well, Brooke Lynn… - Oh, no.
- While I was waiting, not only a clue, but apparently
tentacle came to my hands. - Not tentacles.
- Oh, my God. I don't control them,
Oh, my God.
- Did you manage to write anything down?
- Oh, my God. Oh.
Hey. Whoa. Hey. Sorry.
They are still alive and new to me.
So I think I had the writing soon--her cat.
- Almost a match. Close.
[laughter]
- Ooh la la la la la la.
- Well, we are officially at the end.
And the winner of the Snatch Game is...
Brad Goreski's toupee!
Good night, everyone.
[cheers and laughter]
- What room?
- Ta-da!
- It's elimination day, and I am feeling good.
I am feeling like this is my win; this is my week.
This is my moment.
[upbeat music]
- Vivian, what was your inspiration
for choosing Tammy Faye?
- Well, in high school, I found, like,
my community at a Baptist church in town.
And even, like, after coming out, it was, like, a group of people
that I felt like I could be myself with.
And I just feel like Tammy Faye kind of, like,
created those spaces for people in a time
and in a place where it was not okay to be gay.
- I'm very shocked to hear that my bestie Vivian is very religious.
I didn't see it coming.
I may be a bit of an anti-religious person.
But, like, to hear her story and how she engages with religion,
it's--you know, you can't always make assumptions.
- My relationship with religion is really bad.
When I was, like, 11 my family sent me to a seminary school
to become a priest. - Oh, wow.
- In a way to, like, convert me to become straight.
- Oh, my God.
- And, like, literally it's, like, torture.
I wasn't allowed to be who I am.
Childhood is supposed to be the start of the journey
that you want to take, but I started off so late,
because I felt like I was controlled by someone else.
But, bitch, I--hey, I conquered.
I fought and conquered.
- I was sent to a camp too. - Yeah.
- And our pastor lied to my mom about the camp
saying it was an artistic camp. - Yeah.
- Until I realized it was telling me
I was doing something wrong.
And I was 11; I didn't know shit about my sexuality.
- How did they react when they found out?
- My mom was so mad, because I told her
that the priest came to me and saying,
I did something wrong; I am something wrong.
Something is wrong, but I never understand,
because they're never going to say,
oh, you're gay; you seem gay.
It's never the word; it's always, like, going around
like, saying you're something wrong,
but we'll see what's going on, you know?
And she came get me, was so mad.
We never talk about it.
- I don't have a relationship with religion.
It's a really trigger with me.
All the homophobic they did.
All the misogyny they did.
There's no excuse to be a bigot and be
a fucking homophobic bitch.
That's all I have to say.
- My parents raised me, like, Hindu and Catholic,
because they're like, when you're 18
you can choose what you like.
My grandparents were the ones who, like,
you know, when I was a young child, they were like,
oh, this child is going to be a gay when he grows up.
- Oh, really? - I was one of those kids.
And so what they did is, they started introducing me to, like,
queer gods and goddesses in our stories. - Wow!
- India always had space for queer gods and goddesses
and queer characters who not just
transitioned gender but, like, they transcend gender.
I was very lucky to have, you know, grown up
with the family I grew up with.
Like, my family doesn't know I do drag.
- [laughs] Um... - Really?
- Yeah. - Stay tuned.
- I haven't had this conversation yet,
because I haven't been home.
- Bombae, right now you're in the best competition of drag,
so it's the best example you can give them.
- But you know what, Bombae?
You should maybe wait till you won a challenge
before telling them.
- [gasps] Augh!
Boom Boom, I hate you.
[upbeat music]
- [singing] Cover girl
Put the bass in your walk
Head to toe
Let your whole body talk
And what
- Yes. Yes.
- Welcome to the main stage of "Canada's Drag Race."
Oh! It's my evil stepmother Brad Goreski.
- Hi, Brooke Lynn.
- Hi, Bradley.
Hey, I hear you're really good at impersonations.
- I can do you doing Celine Dion.
- Oh, could I see it?
- Hello, there, eh.
My name is Celine Dion, eh.
Oh, my heart will go on, eh.
[laughter]
- Oh, okay. Maybe you're actually not so good at impressions.
- Yeah, well, you know, - Join the club.
- I'm a stylist.
[laughter]
- And it's the always gorgeous Traci Melchor.
- Hi, hi, honey.
- Hi, gorgeous.
Did you have fun at the Snatch Game?
- Oh, yes, I blanked my blanks off.
- Oh, well, I can still see them.
- Oh, yeah, me too.
- They grew back.
- The magic of TV.
- And back by popular demand, it's Sarain Fox.
- Hi, Brooke Lynn. - Hi, Sarain.
Tell me, is it true you can set fire to sa-rain?
- I can also bring sunshine on a sa-rainy day.
- Oh, we could do this for hours.
[laughter]
This week we challenged our queens to show us
their best celebrity impressions in the Snatch Game.
Racers, start your engines.
And may the best drag queen win.
Category is, Periodic Table of Elements.
First up, Miss what? Fiercealicious.
- My neon look is a science experiment come to life
with electrons flowing from port to port.
You better watch out, or you'll get zapped.
- It's the 69th element.
- No, Brooke this is 10.
- Oh, okay.
I failed chemistry.
Shocker.
- Neon.
Number 10 on the periodic table,
but number one on the runway.
- Totally tubular.
[laughter]
- Kimmy Couture.
- You want some calcium?
Here it is; I'm wearing it.
You'll get a boner, baby.
Bitch, on the runway I am serving you
Mad Max mixed club kids.
And this walk is correct.
- Kimmy Couture, will you marrow me?
[laughter]
- And now Vivian Vanderpuss.
- I am prowling the promenade in my sickly green outfit.
This bold coat slips off to reveal a delicate 1940s
femme fatale silhouette.
- This is a heavy metal look.
In the 18th century, arsenic was used to create
this sickening green color,
only people would die from arsenic poisoning.
If looks could kill, it would be this one.
You know, some men just can't handle their arsenic.
- Next, Lady Boom Boom.
Bromine, from the House of halogen.
- I am serving you periodic table meets Bjork
meets out-of-this-world mechanic.
- She just got her tubes tied.
[laughter]
- When I push the button, the actual liquid
is running through my veins.
- That's so weird; I thought gay people
couldn't give blood.
- Too soon. - [laughs]
- I want to be able to show them a little bit of legs.
The shoes are on point.
- Keep it pumping, queen.
That's my favorite look.
- And next, Giselle Lullaby.
- Cesium.
Fabulous, pretty, easy to melt. Just like me.
- She is rare and expensive, honey.
- I'm giving the judges a full-on corset, really sexy,
kind of Victoria's Secret.
- Cesium?
I hardly know him. [laughter]
- And my headpiece look like the golden snitch
from "Harry Potter," so try to catch me, bitch.
- Jada Shada Hudson.
- I am salt from head to toe.
Even my wig was crystallized.
You see these rocks?
Lick me.
- This is a seasoned queen.
- Honey, I am a salty bitch right now.
I'm not wearing fabric like these other girls, honey.
Mama is a salt lamp.
Her lights are on; she is shining bright.
- This look is making me crave a shot of tequila real bad.
- Next, Irma Gerd.
- The element I chose is yellowcake uranium.
And I am giving you 1950s nuclear housewife realness.
- Damn, check out the cake on that queen.
Ooh!
- I'm spinning down the runway like a little nuclear reactor.
- Look at that toxic waistline.
- Is it somebodies birthday?
Happy half life to you.
- And finally, Bombae.
- Tonight on the runway I'm walking on air.
I have 24 balloons stuck to my body, and I am all lubed up.
Eat it, honey.
- When I told her to pad, this is not what I meant.
But I'll take it. [laughter]
- I'm giving you motherfucking superhero.
I could take the X-Men out any day.
- She's giving noble gas.
- She's not the only one.
- Hey.
Welcome, queens.
Based on your performance in the Snatch Game
and your runway presentations, the judges
have made some decisions.
When I call your name, please step forward.
Jada Shada Hudson.
Miss Fiercalicious.
You are both safe.
- [gasps].
- Oh, thank God.
- You may go untuck in the workroom.
- Thank you. - Thank you; I'll take it.
- Thank you.
- The rest of you represent the tops and bottoms of the week.
It is now time for the judges' critiques.
Starting with Kimmy Couture. - Hi.
- You know, you looked the part; you had the fabulous
instant face-lift ponytail.
Your outfit was cute; your makeup was on point.
But what does Ariana do for a living?
- She's a singer.
- And what didn't you do on Snatch Game?
- I don't have the voice for it.
- But that doesn't matter; who cares?
- I could tell that you were feeling that the jokes
weren't landing, but you didn't try
to go anywhere else with it.
That was disappointing to me.
And I would have loved to have seen you play
with the other queens more.
- Well, this look is something.
I love the creativity; your runway walk is bang on.
- Thank you.
- Vivian Vanderpuss. - Hi there.
- Did you have fun during the Snatch Game?
- I had such a good time.
I just let it kind of flow.
I love Tammy Faye, and I feel like I made
that character proud, I guess.
- You're great at improv.
Because the number one rule
of improv is never say no.
Everything I threw at you, you just
picked it up and ran with it.
- You made light of her, but you still respected her.
- Yes. - And I really love that.
- The only thing I would say is, I would have liked to have seen
your makeup just bigger.
- And also, my parents still want that money back.
- I'm so sorry.
I'll get right to that.
- This runway look is really wonderful.
Can you do a turn?
Can I just see one more time? - Oh, yeah. Turn, mm-hmm.
- You're oozing old Hollywood glamour.
- But did you steal my look?
Is that my necklace from Snatch Game?
- Honestly, I was, like, when you had it on, I was like, "Uh-oh."
- Oh. [laughter]
- Next up Lady Boom Boom.
- Hi. - Hi.
- You as Mado...
oh, from the pink of your wig to the
thinly arched brow, you looked just like her.
- But that's kind of where it ended.
- The material was not there.
I saw you kind of struggling to get into it.
- You would answer the question, and then you'd be like...
There was no interaction with anybody else.
You gave the same answer twice.
- You won the reading challenge; you're funny.
- I don't know honestly, like, the Snatch Game was like a complete blur.
- But this look tonight is--
I've never seen anything like it ever.
'Cause you're consistently bringing something
inventive and new and exciting.
- I was already blown away when you showed up on the runway,
but then to have the mechanics work, and I was like, "Oh, wow."
- I didn't know that science could be this gorgeous.
So thank you.
- You didn't look at my face.
- Well, you're continuing to experiment on it,
so it's not quite a finished project.
But anyway, thank you so much, Lady Boom Boom.
- Next up is Giselle Lullaby.
Bonsoir, bonsoir.
- You as Marie Curie was a master class.
I really felt like I knew a little bit more
about Marie that I didn't know and laughing at the same time.
- You created your own complete world.
You were in character the whole time.
You picked up everything I threw at you.
- This look tonight is also wonderful.
Your makeup is so stunning.
You look beautiful.
- Stop it.
- I'm trying really hard to find some kind of note
to throw at you that's just like, do better.
But that was pretty great.
- Thank you, judges.
- Next up, Irma Gerd.
- Hey, Brad. - Yes.
- What did you think of Irma?
- You had me laughing so hard.
You knew so much about her, her movies,
and there was a tenderness in the way
that you made fun of her.
- And you were always in character,
your posture, your mannerisms.
- When no one was watching you just ever-so-sweetly
fondled your marker.
- Busted.
[laughter]
- And this dress, it's almost like a Marilyn cut too.
You know, the nostalgia of it.
The fit and flare.
It's just really spectacular.
- That's spin served you well at the end of the runway too.
I was like, gay!
It was just so gay. - I'm gay.
- I was like, gay!
- Thank you so much, Brad.
Last but certainly not least. London, Paris, Bombae.
- Hi.
- Your Snatch Game you chose Aziz Ansari.
It started off well.
I was like, "Oh, this is great.
She's got a really good control of the character."
But I was, like, are there rumours about him being gay,
and, like, why is that funny?
- Just wishful thinking on my part.
- I guess so.
I guess I'm just Aziz An-sorry you did that character.
[laughter]
- You really brought it with this look.
And I was so impressed that you could
walk as fiercely as you did.
- Look at the butt.
It's insane.
- Your badonkadonk is, like, blowing up.
- It's incredible. - Thank you.
- Yeah. Helium has never looked this good.
- It was worth the commitment.
This is the best look of the night
and one of the best looks of the season in my opinion.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, everyone.
While you untuck in the workroom,
the judges will deliberate.
You may leave the stage.
- Thank you.
- Hey, girls.
- Hi.
- What happened? I want to hear everything.
- Boom Boom, I, and Kimmy are in the bottom.
- Kimmy, what's happening in your mind?
- I know I'm going to be in the bottom,
but I'm not going to be fucking crying about it.
- I can't even defend myself, because I was just really,
really, really bad.
When this episode airs I'm not even going to watch it.
- Do you regret not singing?
- Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something about it.
I was actually, like, vocally trained before when I was young.
And then, like, obviously I came out as trans, whatever.
And when I hit puberty, then I had a deeper voice,
and, like, every time I sing it's kind of like that gender
dysphoria that kicks in.
You know what I mean?
Like, if I'm going to sing I can hear a manly voice.
And it's just like I want to say that so bad,
but I don't want it to be like an excuse to like,
"Oh, girl, you're just finding a soft spot,
you know, everyone trying to give you a pass."
- I hope one day you will like your voice.
- Boom Boom, how are you feeling?
- They live for my look, obviously.
But, like, they didn't see my character go anywhere.
But it's okay, because I did not either.
[laughter]
I don't know; I'm just--
I feel like I'm funnier when I'm around with you guys.
- But they won't send you home.
They won't send you home. They'll send me home.
- Why? No. They loved your look.
- With Snatch Game they said they
didn't like the gay jokes.
They were just confused about it.
I never really explicitly said it; I was just like,
"Oh, what if Aziz Ansari was queer and he's on Snatch Game to,
like, find a date?"
Like, I wanted to make it innuendo,
but I guess I went too far.
If I have to lip sync tonight I'm going to throw my body across the stage,
because these balloons will keep me safe.
- Okay, just between us blue checks, what did we think?
Starting with Kimmy Couture.
- She's funny; she's exciting on the runway.
She's got it in her.
But her Ariana Grande had me, "Thank you, next."
- Tonight on the runway, her look was okay for me.
It wasn't my favorite for her. - It was bra and panties again.
- It was bra and panties, which is a note that that she
has already been given.
- Kimmy definitely switched up positions
this week into the bottom.
- Oh.
I bet she wants to break free of that spot.
Ohh! [laughter]
- Up next, Vivian Vanderpuss.
She was so prepared; she was so funny.
- The material was all there; she knows this Tammy
Faye Messner inside and out.
The runway, I thought that that look was so gorgeous.
It was beautifully made.
That combination of the lace with that gorgeous satin.
She is here to play.
- Up next, Lady Boom Boom.
- Boom boom she went, girl.
I was expecting a lot from her, because she's funny.
She has shown us on several occasions she's funny.
She won the reading challenge this week.
- Well, she looked like Mado.
- Just like her.
She looked like Mado, but she acted like Ma-don't.
- Yes.
- But the runway look tonight was sensational.
It was like high-fashion couture
performance art club kid.
- Giselle Lullaby.
Wowie wow, wow, wow.
She created a whole world, a character, and--
- And made us interested and entertained.
- She made it so silly and so funny,
because there was just so much nonsense,
and that's what we want from the Snatch Game.
- Nonsense.
- And then tonight on the runway she does a beautiful,
elegant extravaganza,
part science, part Victoria's Secret model.
- And I really feel like she is a queen who knows
exactly what she's bringing.
She is just going in, and she's attacking every challenge.
- Yep, absolutely.
She's one to watch out for.
- She really is.
- Irma Gerd.
It's been a gerd week for Irma.
- And an amazing interpretation of the element.
She made it look fashion.
It looked like something that could be on the Moschino runway.
- If I had to bet money after our walk-throughs of who would
have been in the bottom based on Snatch Game,
I would have bet money that she would have been in the bottom.
- Her Marilyn Monroe was comedy gold.
- She just completely proved me wrong.
- Well, you didn't know if it was going to be gerd.
- I didn't know if it was going to be gerd or bird.
- Even the curl of her upper lip;
I was watching all the little details.
You know, she had it all together.
- Nailed it for me.
- Last but certainly not least, Bombae.
[sighs] - She bomb-bae'd a little bit.
- She bomb-bae'd. - She bomb-bae'd.
- She bomb-bae'd a lot bit. - Yeah.
- The content wasn't great, but Bombay did have
Aziz's physical mannerisms.
- At some point if you're not getting laughs
you have to pivot.
- But that runway look. both: Oh.
- Literally one of the best we've seen this season.
- Yes. - Iconic, again.
Like, that'll be a look that people talk about forever.
- I think we've made our decision.
Bring back our blanks.
Welcome back, queens.
We've made some decisions.
Irma Gerd.
You're a diamond.
And in the Snatch Game,
your Marilyn was a girl's best friend.
Giselle Lullaby.
Your performance was radioactive, and, girl,
we loved your tentacle difficulties.
[laughter]
Vivian Vanderpuss.
Your runaway nearly killed us. - [gasps]
- And in the Snatch Game, your Tammy Faye was our savior.
Giselle Lullaby.
Condragulations!
You are the winner of this week's Maxi Challenge.
You have won $5.000 courtesy of our friends at Palm Holdings.
- Whoo!
Thank you so much, judges.
- Condragulations; you may move to the back of the stage.
- Merci beaucoup.
- Irma Gerd.
Vivian Vanderpuss.
You are both safe.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- You may join your sisters at the back.
[tense music]
Kimmy Couture.
Your runway look was bad to the bone,
but your Ariana Grande was skeletal.
Lady Boom Boom.
You are a fashion dream,
but your Mado put us to sleep.
Bombae, your runway was a blowout.
But in the Snatch Game, you bombed...
Bae.
Bombae...
you are safe.
I'm so sorry, Kimmy Couture and Lady Boom Boom.
But this sadly means that you are both up for elimination.
Two queens stand before us.
Prior to tonight you were asked to prepare
a lip-synch performance of "Run Away With Me"
by Carly Rae Jepsen.
Queens, this is your last chance to impress us
and save yourselves from elimination.
The time has come
for you to lip sync
for your life.
Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
[Carly Rae Jepsen's "Run Away With Me"]
- Yes!
- [singing] You're stuck in my head, stuck in my heart
Stuck on my body, body
I want to go, get out of here
I'm sick of the party, party
I'd run away
I'd run away with you
Ooh
This is the part you've got to say
All that you're feeling, feeling
Packing a bag, we're leaving tonight
While everyone's sleeping, sleeping
Let's run away
I'll run away with you
Ooh
'Cause you make me feel like I could
Be driving you all night
And I'll find your lips in the streetlights
I wanna be there with you
Ooh
Baby, take me to the feeling
I'll be your sinner, in secret
When the lights go out
Run away with me run away with me
Baby, every single minute
I'll be your hero and win it
When the lights go out
Run away with me, run away with me
- Whoo!
- [singing] Turn the lights out
- Whoo!
- [singing] Over the weekend we could turn the world to gold
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh my baby take me to the feeling
Take me to, take me to it
I'll be your sinner in secret
When the lights go out
Run away with me
Just run away with me
Oh baby every single minute
I'll be your hero and win it
When the lights go out
Run away with me, run away with me
[cheers and applause]
- Yes!
That was fierce.
[tense music]
- Queens, we've made our decision.
Kimmy Coutoure.
Shantay, you stay.
- Thank you so much.
- You may join your sisters at the back of the stage.
- Thank you.
I'd like...
- Thank you, babe.
- Lady Boom Boom.
You may be petite,
but your legacy is larger than life.
Now sashay away.
- Thank you so much, judges.
I hope I made you proud, and I hope I made
people back at home proud too.
Thank you so much. Bye.
- We love you. - We love you.
- Love you
- Well, y'all know that this lady was the bomb.
[laughter]
I'm feeling super proud of myself.
I think I've been able to challenge myself
doing things that I was not expecting.
I'm sure the girls are going to have less fun since I'm gone,
because I was the one making them laugh behind the scene,
not on Snatch Game; get it right.
- Condragulations, queens. - Whoo!
- You live to slay another day.
Now, remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
[together] Fierce.
- Yes, now let the music play.
[RuPaul's "U Wear It Well"]
- [singing] You wear it well
French tip, lipstick, painted on
You wear it well
Value sure suits you, ooh-ooh-ooh
Work it for me, work it for me, me
You wear it, you wear it, you wear it well
- Next time on "Canada's Drag Race"...
- It's your job to become merchandising moguls
as you design your own eye shadow palettes.
Then, you'll meet me on set to produce an eye-catching
campaign for your new line.
- Oh, Miss Honey.
A lot is going on.
- She's in her head right now.
I've seen people do that before and never really land.
- I can't get them back in with my nails.
- Time is ticking. - Someone help me.
- This was the wrong week to not have a good runway.
- This is happiness.
- This will go down in drag race history
as one of the great looks.