1 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:12,555 {\an8}["Show Me" by Natania playing] 2 00:00:19,020 --> 00:00:21,022 {\an8}♪ Just, just show me love… ♪ 3 00:00:22,565 --> 00:00:25,109 {\an8}[Asha] My name is Asha Maurya. 4 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,946 {\an8}And I have a joyous appetite for life. 5 00:00:30,990 --> 00:00:31,824 I'm patient. 6 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,452 Resourceful. 7 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:37,580 {\an8}And I’m a natural in the kitchen. 8 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:44,295 {\an8}Motherly at heart, I yearn to have a family to feed. 9 00:00:45,088 --> 00:00:47,048 {\an8}An economist by day, 10 00:00:49,008 --> 00:00:52,053 {\an8}I live a quiet, traditional life by night. 11 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,265 {\an8}My hobbies include fine dining 12 00:00:56,349 --> 00:00:58,267 {\an8}and relaxing at home. 13 00:00:58,768 --> 00:01:00,686 A natural-born athlete, 14 00:01:01,187 --> 00:01:03,314 with boundless energy. 15 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:05,066 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah… ♪ 16 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:07,860 I'm seeking my Indian Prince Charming… 17 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:12,907 …with a professional job and MBA. 18 00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:16,702 {\an8}At heart, I'm just a simple girl 19 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,539 {\an8}who loves weddings. 20 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:22,542 {\an8}♪ Do it in the pictures Show me love ♪ 21 00:01:22,625 --> 00:01:24,293 ♪ And what's it gonna be ♪ 22 00:01:24,377 --> 00:01:28,548 And I dream of having a grand one of my own someday. 23 00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:30,633 ♪ Show me love ♪ 24 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:32,260 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah… ♪ 25 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:33,719 Don't do it. 26 00:01:34,220 --> 00:01:36,013 ♪ Show me love ♪ 27 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,683 ♪ Oh, oh, show me love ♪ 28 00:01:44,647 --> 00:01:46,941 -[man] Look alive. Meeting's in 20. -Huh? 29 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,196 “Singapore equals economic miracle.” 30 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,614 Brilliant. 31 00:01:53,698 --> 00:01:55,241 Please tell me you've slept. 32 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:59,162 Oh. Yeah, I slept. I slept for 56 minutes. 33 00:01:59,245 --> 00:02:02,582 Asha, stop killing yourself. This is what you've been waiting for. 34 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:03,583 It's all on you. 35 00:02:03,666 --> 00:02:06,002 Now, get it together and prove to my boss in London 36 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,462 that I'm a genius for stealing you from Wall St. 37 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:09,714 Yes. 38 00:02:09,797 --> 00:02:11,591 -[woman] They're early! -[tapping on glass] 39 00:02:11,674 --> 00:02:14,510 They just entered the building. That's what you're wearing? 40 00:02:14,594 --> 00:02:17,346 I had a family thing last night. Black or navy? 41 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,891 -Black, definitely black. -Mm-hmm. 42 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,684 -Or maybe the navy? -Tina! 43 00:02:21,767 --> 00:02:22,810 [man sighs] 44 00:02:22,894 --> 00:02:24,187 Some privacy, please? 45 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:31,402 Singapore is a place where economic miracles happen. 46 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:35,448 And today, you have the opportunity to help spread that miracle. 47 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:40,661 Your investment is key to establishing our Southeast Asia loan initiative. 48 00:02:41,245 --> 00:02:44,040 Which would launch Singapore as a powder… 49 00:02:45,416 --> 00:02:46,792 …ful, powerful… 50 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:49,503 Powder… 51 00:02:51,631 --> 00:02:52,715 Pow… Powerful-- 52 00:02:52,798 --> 00:02:54,008 Is something wrong here? 53 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:55,635 No, of course not. 54 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:57,386 Uh, definitely not. Definitely not. 55 00:02:58,221 --> 00:02:59,055 Um… 56 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:01,140 The… 57 00:03:01,766 --> 00:03:02,850 Uh… 58 00:03:02,934 --> 00:03:07,563 This is your chance to establish Singapore as a center-- 59 00:03:07,647 --> 00:03:09,106 [Mrs. Tan] Okay, let's get to it. 60 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:12,735 Micro loans aren't a cure for poverty. It's one piece of a puzzle. 61 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:16,197 Why Asia and why now? What's the strategy? 62 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:20,576 Oh, well, we have 140 million borrowers, 80% women, 65% rural. 63 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:24,038 Our annual growth is 12% with a projected portfolio yield of-- 64 00:03:24,121 --> 00:03:26,582 -Your numbers are impressive. -Thank you. 65 00:03:26,666 --> 00:03:28,918 But what's the heart of your story? 66 00:03:30,503 --> 00:03:31,379 [whispers] Heart? 67 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:35,549 Uh… 68 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:37,426 We believe that women 69 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:43,099 are key to social change by creating a more sustainable future-- 70 00:03:43,182 --> 00:03:46,894 Ms. Maurya, we believe in your fund's potential to do good. 71 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:50,606 But right now, we're just not seeing your vision. 72 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:52,942 [Asha] I mean, the vision is… 73 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,112 -It's clear in the next slide. -It's okay, Asha. 74 00:03:57,363 --> 00:03:59,031 [Asha] If you could give me one more… 75 00:03:59,115 --> 00:04:00,491 [sighs] 76 00:04:01,409 --> 00:04:02,410 That went well. 77 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:04,662 I think. 78 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:07,373 I can't believe my mom sent a guy to work today of all days. 79 00:04:07,456 --> 00:04:10,167 Don’t blame Mommy. We’ve all botched pitches like that. 80 00:04:10,251 --> 00:04:12,169 Shake it off, move on. 81 00:04:12,253 --> 00:04:15,006 I can see why you’re upset. This is all lies. 82 00:04:15,089 --> 00:04:18,384 You're not a natural in the kitchen. You're certainly not a simple girl. 83 00:04:18,467 --> 00:04:19,677 Can you take that down? 84 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,679 I can't because she's changed the password. 85 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,472 Oh my God, this is a nightmare. 86 00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:27,643 I think he's got a kind of hot accountant vibe. 87 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,563 Like he could do times tables in his head. 88 00:04:31,355 --> 00:04:34,275 -[sighs] -Are we still going out for coffee or… 89 00:04:34,358 --> 00:04:35,860 Look, I'm sorry, um… 90 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:39,363 But this is my mother's fault. So… 91 00:04:40,281 --> 00:04:42,199 Yeah. Mine too. 92 00:04:42,283 --> 00:04:43,743 -Handle him. -Yep. 93 00:04:45,036 --> 00:04:45,870 [woman] Sir. 94 00:04:46,704 --> 00:04:47,538 Just… 95 00:04:48,456 --> 00:04:50,207 This is for you. Call me. 96 00:04:50,708 --> 00:04:53,002 Please tell me you can get me another shot. 97 00:04:53,586 --> 00:04:54,420 I'll try. 98 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,506 And if I succeed, you'll have to show them 99 00:04:57,590 --> 00:05:00,676 why Asha Maurya cares about this so damn much. 100 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:03,095 We're not bankers. We're beggars. 101 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:07,391 If we can't tell a good story, our little tin cups remain empty. 102 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:08,434 [crockery clinking] 103 00:05:08,517 --> 00:05:09,852 You ruined my pitch. 104 00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:12,605 Give me a heart attack while you die alone in a gutter? 105 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:15,983 Mom, you can't send a DesiDream date to somebody's place of employment. 106 00:05:16,067 --> 00:05:19,445 Employment? This job doesn't pay Asha enough to buy a condo. 107 00:05:19,528 --> 00:05:21,906 -Condos are a sound investment. -I don't want one. 108 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:24,950 You should've never left banking. Your whole future was secure! 109 00:05:25,034 --> 00:05:27,078 -I got it. -Oh, here we go again. 110 00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:31,040 Suneeta, don't make enemies with a crocodile that shares your waters. 111 00:05:31,123 --> 00:05:34,251 You know, that is so true, Mr. M. About crocodiles. 112 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,171 You're an economist, Vijay, not a greeting card writer. 113 00:05:37,254 --> 00:05:40,132 I'm just sharing wisdom of their dada-ji. 114 00:05:40,216 --> 00:05:42,051 Nick, that's Priya's grandfather. 115 00:05:42,718 --> 00:05:44,345 Did she tell you about his boat? 116 00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:46,097 -Please, Dad. No. -Boat? No. 117 00:05:46,180 --> 00:05:47,890 -[Nick] I love boats. -So boring. 118 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:49,642 Okay, Mom? 119 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:54,438 All I'm asking is that you take down this biodata and stop arranging dates. 120 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:56,982 -Sorry, bio what? -Biodata. 121 00:05:57,066 --> 00:06:00,986 Like a resume, except your mom writes it. Instead of getting a job, you get married. 122 00:06:01,070 --> 00:06:06,283 No, no, no, no. This is not biodata. This is a modern online profile. 123 00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:09,578 A nice way to meet a nice boy like this. 124 00:06:09,662 --> 00:06:12,581 {\an8}-Meet Ravishanka Shah. -Suneeta. 125 00:06:12,665 --> 00:06:15,209 Youngest Indian to win the National Spelling Bee. 126 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,837 -Mom. -Went to MIT at 16. 127 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:18,796 -Mom. -Look, look! 128 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:22,800 "Hello, I'm a very good boy. I studied at MIT. I run a successful--" 129 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:23,717 Mom! 130 00:06:25,928 --> 00:06:29,598 This poor boy's ma wrote this. He has no idea it exists. 131 00:06:29,682 --> 00:06:30,683 [Vijay] Suneeta. 132 00:06:31,434 --> 00:06:34,645 Enjoy your feast. This arguing is chewing my brains. 133 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:38,649 Enjoy. This plate is for the husband who should be here. 134 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,317 [crockery clinking] 135 00:06:41,444 --> 00:06:44,363 I told her not to do this. Don't get mad at me. 136 00:06:44,447 --> 00:06:48,617 Well, I will be calling you Mom soon enough. 137 00:06:51,328 --> 00:06:52,246 [Suneeta clears throat] 138 00:06:52,329 --> 00:06:54,748 Oh, this biryani looks so good. 139 00:06:54,832 --> 00:06:55,708 It's just rice. 140 00:06:55,791 --> 00:06:57,626 And we don't really roll our Rs. 141 00:06:57,710 --> 00:07:00,087 -[sighs] -Careful, it's spicy. 142 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,923 -I love sp-- [coughs] -Oh! 143 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:04,508 [Priya] You okay, babe? 144 00:07:04,592 --> 00:07:06,594 Mom, I'm not gonna meet this Ravi guy. 145 00:07:07,178 --> 00:07:08,220 Fine. 146 00:07:08,304 --> 00:07:09,472 Make me a liar. 147 00:07:10,139 --> 00:07:12,766 My God. You already told his mom I'm gonna meet him, didn't you? 148 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:16,020 Beta, I can't let you give up just because of that bekaar Krish. 149 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:19,356 Krish? This isn't about Krish. Why does everyone think it is? It's not! 150 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:22,651 -Calm down. -I am over it. Why can't you be? God! 151 00:07:24,487 --> 00:07:25,404 [Suneeta exclaims] 152 00:07:25,946 --> 00:07:26,947 [sighs] 153 00:07:27,031 --> 00:07:28,782 Why would you mention Krish? 154 00:07:28,866 --> 00:07:30,826 Well, what am I supposed to do? 155 00:07:31,410 --> 00:07:35,247 [exhales] Just keep calm and curry on. 156 00:07:35,331 --> 00:07:37,791 -No, stop. -I don't know why I said that. 157 00:07:44,465 --> 00:07:46,926 [Priya] Hey. You okay, sis? 158 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:47,843 Yeah. 159 00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:51,472 [Priya] Okay, I need you to do me a favor. 160 00:07:52,473 --> 00:07:56,519 You and Mom can't go on like this. I have too much on my plate. 161 00:07:56,602 --> 00:07:59,313 And I don't want Mom to be miserable at my wedding. 162 00:07:59,396 --> 00:08:01,774 So you want me to be miserable instead? 163 00:08:01,857 --> 00:08:03,108 It's one date. 164 00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,443 It's a lie, Pri. 165 00:08:04,527 --> 00:08:07,363 -You lied about other boyfriends. -Shh. 166 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:11,200 -[whispers] Not in front of them. -[Priya] You mean Ganesh and his gods? 167 00:08:11,283 --> 00:08:13,244 -[Asha] Yeah. -They already know. 168 00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:16,080 Come on, I was 16. There was nothing to tell. 169 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:19,375 Honestly, I don't think Mom and Dad want to know the truth. 170 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:22,670 The fact we used to sneak out to watch R-rated films? 171 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:25,548 Or the fact that you and Nick freaking live together? 172 00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:26,465 Shh. 173 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:27,508 [Asha chuckles] 174 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,135 Can you please help me out here? 175 00:08:30,219 --> 00:08:32,221 Be a maverick in three months. 176 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:35,975 In the meantime, if you want to be left alone, 177 00:08:36,058 --> 00:08:37,351 go on the date. 178 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,729 [crockery clattering] 179 00:08:41,230 --> 00:08:43,899 Okay, fine. I'll meet your little MIT genius. 180 00:08:43,983 --> 00:08:47,027 But no more setups and you have to take down that profile. 181 00:08:47,111 --> 00:08:50,114 Okay, okay, as long as you agree to go to the weddings also. 182 00:08:50,197 --> 00:08:52,658 -What? -It's the best place to find a husband. 183 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:53,867 I thought online was. 184 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,619 That's also best. 185 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,204 Mom, I have a life. 186 00:08:57,288 --> 00:08:58,706 This is your life too. 187 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,083 You see this one? 188 00:09:01,166 --> 00:09:04,587 Sona's father picked us up from the airport when we moved to this country. 189 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:07,965 We had nothing. Eight dollars and the clothes on our backs. 190 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:10,092 Really? What was in your suitcases? 191 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,927 The clothes that weren't on our backs. 192 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,929 And this one. 193 00:09:14,013 --> 00:09:16,849 Rohit’s mom took care of you when Priya was born. 194 00:09:16,932 --> 00:09:18,350 That was Kumail's mom. 195 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:23,230 No. I remember Kumail's mom was having her gallbladder out. It was Rohit's mom. 196 00:09:23,314 --> 00:09:26,025 Okay, guys, I… I know that these are your friends-- 197 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:29,612 Not friends, Asha. Family. Community. 198 00:09:29,695 --> 00:09:34,241 To you these are just weddings, but to us this is a celebration of a life we built. 199 00:09:34,325 --> 00:09:35,492 From eight dollars. 200 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:39,455 Do you understand that I may not want a husband or partner in my life? 201 00:09:39,538 --> 00:09:41,707 Oh! No! [sobbing] 202 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:43,917 -No! -Suneeta? 203 00:09:44,001 --> 00:09:48,255 Oh, beta. I can't let you give up on a lifetime of happiness. 204 00:09:48,339 --> 00:09:50,924 Beta, we just want what's best for you. 205 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:52,259 [sobbing continues] 206 00:09:52,343 --> 00:09:53,636 I know what you're doing. 207 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:54,845 You always do this. 208 00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,640 Fine. I'll go to some weddings. 209 00:09:57,723 --> 00:10:01,477 -Not some. All. Show we're not ashamed. -Mom. 210 00:10:01,560 --> 00:10:04,355 Look, if you do this, I'll take down your profile. 211 00:10:04,438 --> 00:10:06,565 -Great. -But you still have to meet Ravi. 212 00:10:06,649 --> 00:10:08,233 I have a good feeling about him. 213 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:09,151 -No. -Please. 214 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,361 -Mom, no! -Yes. 215 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,654 -Mom! No! -Chup! 216 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:13,656 [waiter] Order up. 217 00:10:15,449 --> 00:10:17,368 [bell rings] 218 00:10:18,077 --> 00:10:19,328 [sensual music playing] 219 00:10:27,753 --> 00:10:29,797 [music builds to climax] 220 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,801 [chuckles] Ravishankar Shah? 221 00:10:34,385 --> 00:10:36,470 -Oh. Hi! Um, just-- -Ravi? 222 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:37,888 Just Ravi. 223 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:42,726 -Do you mind if we order? I'm starving. -Sure. Um, nice to meet you. 224 00:10:44,144 --> 00:10:45,020 What'll it be? 225 00:10:45,104 --> 00:10:50,526 Hi. Let me get a double-cheddar burger, sloppy fries, large, and a water. Thanks. 226 00:10:51,193 --> 00:10:56,073 And he'll have a… What do you have for “strict vegetarian seeks simple girl"? 227 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,449 Uh… 228 00:10:57,533 --> 00:10:59,326 Not strict, not vegetarian. 229 00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:02,287 I'll have the same. Just Coke, not water. Thank you. 230 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,831 -[register keys chime] -That'll be… 231 00:11:03,914 --> 00:11:06,583 Including 6.625 percent tax, 21.40. 232 00:11:08,085 --> 00:11:08,919 Nice. 233 00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:11,046 How'd you do that? 234 00:11:11,130 --> 00:11:13,549 Oh, just a simple girl thing. [chuckles] 235 00:11:14,258 --> 00:11:15,467 [inhales] Thanks. 236 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,511 -Shall we? -Mm-hmm. 237 00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:26,812 So, Ravi, can you really spell anything? 238 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:28,522 Hmm. 239 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:32,860 A-N-Y-T-H-- 240 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:35,028 -Come on. Very funny. -[chuckles] 241 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,739 Spell "logorrhea." 242 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,032 Listen, I don't dance on command. So… 243 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,744 -Make your mom a liar? Spell "logorrhea." -Seriously? 244 00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:42,703 Mm-hmm. 245 00:11:42,786 --> 00:11:46,957 Oh my God. Okay. Logorrhea. L-O-G-O-R-R-H-E-A. Logorrhea. 246 00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:48,751 Well done. 247 00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:49,918 -Thank you. -Definition? 248 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,212 Verbal diarrhea. Actually a good word for you. 249 00:11:52,296 --> 00:11:53,172 Ah. 250 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:55,466 Bon appétit. 251 00:11:55,549 --> 00:12:00,053 Your mom forgot to mention your wit. So subtle and sophisticated. 252 00:12:00,137 --> 00:12:04,349 -Yeah, yours left out a couple things too. -Okay, fine. Here it goes. 253 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:08,353 Uh, I blew up my engagement to Jersey’s most eligible brown bachelor, 254 00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:12,065 alienated my closest friends, brought shame and calumny on my family. 255 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,860 I’m no longer allowed on public transport in Woodbridge. 256 00:12:14,943 --> 00:12:16,779 But that was a misunderstanding. 257 00:12:16,862 --> 00:12:19,823 Yeah, I was just gonna say you're prettier in person. 258 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,200 Did your mom write that too? 259 00:12:21,283 --> 00:12:23,035 No, that was actually all me. 260 00:12:25,579 --> 00:12:26,413 Ravi. 261 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:28,999 Asha. 262 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,836 Literally, the only reason I agreed to meet you here 263 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,672 was so my mom would stop posting my profile online. 264 00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,424 So this… 265 00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:38,759 Us… 266 00:12:38,842 --> 00:12:40,135 …is never gonna happen. 267 00:12:40,219 --> 00:12:41,428 Never gonna happen. 268 00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:43,972 How can you be so sure? 269 00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,059 Because our parents set this up. 270 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:48,519 So? 271 00:12:49,228 --> 00:12:50,062 So? 272 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,438 [scoffs] 273 00:12:51,522 --> 00:12:55,275 Wow. Okay. Um, how about this? I just started a new job. 274 00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:58,904 It's consuming my life. I have no time for anything else, and I'm okay with that. 275 00:12:58,987 --> 00:13:02,199 I just took a break from my job, which was consuming my life. 276 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,035 I have all the time in the world, and I'm okay with that. 277 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:08,413 So you basically, like, don't have a job? 278 00:13:08,497 --> 00:13:09,748 [chuckles] Well, actually, I-- 279 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,084 What happened to being the start-up guy? 280 00:13:12,167 --> 00:13:14,753 I made money off a start-up, but it's not who I am. 281 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:16,463 I prefer to do what I love. 282 00:13:16,547 --> 00:13:18,549 Most can't afford to make that choice. 283 00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:22,135 See, that's interesting. Can't afford to or are afraid to? 284 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:25,848 See? We're doomed. 285 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,308 [scoffs] Okay. 286 00:13:28,392 --> 00:13:30,143 Oh, cheer up. You dodged a bullet. 287 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:31,103 [Ravi] Mm-hmm. 288 00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,646 Anyway, a girl must eat. 289 00:13:33,814 --> 00:13:34,648 Mm. 290 00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:36,692 I'm gonna go. 291 00:13:37,276 --> 00:13:39,528 -Okay. -Yeah. But, um… 292 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:43,240 Thank you. This has been interesting. 293 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:44,491 [Asha] Mm-hmm. 294 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,453 -Thanks for the burger. -Anytime. 295 00:13:48,537 --> 00:13:49,663 Bon appétit. 296 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:50,581 Yeah. 297 00:13:59,256 --> 00:14:01,091 [Ravi] Whoo! Happy birthday, Pops. 298 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:04,511 So, Mr. Senior Citizen, how does it feel? 299 00:14:04,595 --> 00:14:08,599 Who'd have thought I’d be father to a man in his 30s who still acts like a child? 300 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:10,976 [Veena] Not today, Dinesh. Ravi is here. 301 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:12,311 I got you this gift. 302 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,479 No, no, no. No presents. 303 00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:17,441 I cannot enjoy my birthday until my son finds a wife. 304 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,818 He's trying. He went out with Asha. 305 00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:22,529 Ha! And realized that women want men not boys? 306 00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:23,697 [sighs] Dinesh. 307 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:26,199 Dad, you wrote this misleading profile of me. 308 00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:30,162 Saying, "Looking for a simple girl." I don't want simple. Simple is boring. 309 00:14:30,245 --> 00:14:31,747 You can't be so choosy. 310 00:14:31,830 --> 00:14:34,207 -Dad, I'm proud of my life. -Oh, good. 311 00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:38,170 Proud of no job, proud of never dating, proud of that T-shirt. 312 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:41,924 You were so brilliant, Ravi. Huh? MIT! 313 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:43,926 Dinesh, what's past is past. 314 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:48,096 But now is the time for you to find a good girl. 315 00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,140 -Mom. -Good, not boring. 316 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,808 There's nothing wrong with boring. 317 00:14:51,892 --> 00:14:53,936 Please, beta. Just try. 318 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:56,063 For me. 319 00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,773 Okay fine, Mom. I'll try. 320 00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:01,026 [rhythmic music playing] 321 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:06,990 Look what I found. 322 00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,534 Files on your secret love affair with a British royal? 323 00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,328 Those were destroyed. 324 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:15,415 These are case studies of every microloan our company has ever funded. 325 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:19,795 Plus, a 1997 swimsuit edition of Foxy Gals magazine. 326 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:21,463 Now, I know this isn't yours. 327 00:15:21,546 --> 00:15:24,091 Don't be so sure. I did go to college. 328 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,220 So folders. Like the 1800s? 329 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:30,180 More like the last 25 years. 330 00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:33,558 I want you to analyze these and learn what we do, 331 00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,686 how we do it, and why we do it. 332 00:15:35,769 --> 00:15:37,562 -[Asha] That could take all summer. -Mm-hmm. 333 00:15:37,646 --> 00:15:40,482 I want you to be so brilliant, Singapore can't say no. 334 00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:42,192 But they did say no. 335 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:46,113 I spoke to the higher-ups in London and a personal friend. 336 00:15:46,196 --> 00:15:49,408 They'll see if they can pull strings to bring them back. 337 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:51,743 -If you screw up this time… -Heads will roll. 338 00:15:51,827 --> 00:15:53,245 [man] That's a bit medieval. 339 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,330 But yes, your head and mine. 340 00:15:56,373 --> 00:16:00,252 I'll also probably lose my job. I'll have to take my kid out of preschool. 341 00:16:00,335 --> 00:16:02,713 -There goes Princeton! -Ambitious, this one. 342 00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:03,714 Come, come. 343 00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:07,342 -Mom, I'm at work. -Oh, no. Don't "I'm at work" me. 344 00:16:07,426 --> 00:16:08,844 Now what did I do? 345 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:11,179 -You behaved like a total fool! -What? 346 00:16:11,263 --> 00:16:14,391 Pooja Patel told me you gave Ravi Shah diarrhea! 347 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:16,810 What? No! I asked him to spell logorrhea. 348 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,771 -What's that? -Verbal diarrhea. 349 00:16:19,855 --> 00:16:21,898 You mean diarrhea from the mo… 350 00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:27,446 Oh. Well, you better behave at the next wedding or our deal is off! 351 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:29,531 [soft emotional music playing] 352 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:33,035 [Hindu priest] Today, our bride and groom come together 353 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,288 to celebrate both the Hindu and Jewish traditions, 354 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,416 to learn the best of what each has to offer, 355 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:42,919 confirming that love, spoken of in all religions, 356 00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,629 is our true meeting place. 357 00:16:45,547 --> 00:16:50,761 It is their promise to be honest, open, loyal, and devoted to one another. 358 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:55,390 This responsibility speaks of faith and the love and support of your friends. 359 00:16:56,308 --> 00:16:58,143 [wedding guest] Mazel tov! 360 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,269 [guests cheering] 361 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,354 ["Hava Nagila" playing] 362 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:16,870 [all cheering] 363 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,041 I lost Nick to the uncles. 364 00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,043 Better than the bridesmaids. 365 00:17:24,044 --> 00:17:26,588 Beats getting hit on by that spelling bee nerd. 366 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:29,800 "Hi, I'm Ravi. I went to MIT. Wanna play Bananagrams with me?" 367 00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:32,719 "No, thanks, Mr. Nerd. I'd rather clean a shower drain." 368 00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:36,056 Ah. [chuckles] 369 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,265 -You're the nerd. -Mm-hmm. 370 00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:39,643 Yeah. I'm a nerd. I'm a nerd. I love nerds. 371 00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,312 SAT scores through the roof! 372 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:43,522 Okay, I'm gonna go. 373 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,607 -Good save, though. Smooth. -Yeah. Yep. 374 00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,318 You look thirsty. 375 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,028 Uh, I was actually just leaving. 376 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,571 Oh, you're leaving this time? 377 00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:55,200 -Why tell Pooja Patel about our date? -Pooja who? 378 00:17:55,283 --> 00:17:58,411 Pooja Patel, the gossip queen of Little India? 379 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:01,832 I didn't tell anyone. Why would I tell someone? 380 00:18:01,915 --> 00:18:04,167 Huh. She was spying on us. 381 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:06,128 Unbelievable. 382 00:18:07,629 --> 00:18:09,256 Asha, darling. 383 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,092 Ravi. Did you call my niece Twinkle? 384 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,719 [Sheela Auntie] She's Miss India, New Jersey, you know. 385 00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:17,722 -Nah, Pinky Au-- -She's no brain like you, huh? 386 00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:20,934 But a spelling bee is no Nobel Prize. 387 00:18:21,852 --> 00:18:24,563 Pinky, leave Ravi. Ravi has time. But Asha. 388 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,357 Suneeta must be desperate. 389 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:32,654 All these doctors and lawyers and PhDs, they will be snapped up in no time. 390 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,240 And you will be stuck with leftovers. 391 00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:39,911 Think of the shame! Krish getting married to a younger woman so soon. 392 00:18:39,995 --> 00:18:45,083 -Oh my God. You didn't know. Bechari. -Bechari, Asha, beti. Arre. 393 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,543 You know, really, I'm fine. 394 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,836 No. You know what? 395 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:51,214 Best thing, you get your revenge and get engaged quickly. 396 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:53,383 Oh, I'm not looking for revenge. 397 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,386 I'm looking for a bit of time to focus on my career. 398 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,764 Darling, careers fade away, but a husband and a family? 399 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,349 Those are forever, darling. 400 00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:03,393 They're handing out wedding favors if you wanna… 401 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,103 Beta, don't worry. 402 00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:09,608 We promise not to give up on you until we know that you're happy. 403 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,610 Happy. 404 00:19:11,693 --> 00:19:13,153 -A hundred percent. -Yes. 405 00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:16,239 But… can't you see? 406 00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:17,908 I am happy. 407 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:21,369 Thrilled, in fact, 'cause I met someone too. 408 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,789 My Indian Prince Charming right here. 409 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,751 You two? 410 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,252 [giggles] No, no, no. 411 00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,922 I heard from Pooja Patel it was a disaster. 412 00:19:32,005 --> 00:19:34,132 Disaster? Us? No. 413 00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:37,719 We are the opposite of disaster. We are perfect together. 414 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,930 Aren't we, Rav? Ravi? 415 00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,556 -Uh-huh. -[Asha] Ravster. 416 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:46,269 She's the simple girl I always wanted, you know? Right, Asha? Shh. 417 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:48,855 Very good. Good luck to you and your simple girl. 418 00:19:48,939 --> 00:19:50,774 Chalo, Pinky. Let's go. 419 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:53,818 We'll see. 420 00:19:55,070 --> 00:19:55,904 Seriously? 421 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:58,573 -They're gone, aren't they? -Yeah, to spread the news. 422 00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:01,451 Come on, I'll just tell them we broke up at the next wedding. 423 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,871 Then they'll just keep coming back. So, yeah, good luck. 424 00:20:04,955 --> 00:20:08,250 -Wait. What if I didn't say that? -Okay. 425 00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:12,420 Would it be so bad to let people think we're off the market? 426 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,922 Is this how you're gonna ask me out? 427 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:16,883 I am not asking you out. Not for real, anyway. 428 00:20:16,967 --> 00:20:19,970 -I dunno where you're going with this. -You don't have to do anything! 429 00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:23,056 Just fend off the matchmaking aunties so I can get some work done. 430 00:20:23,139 --> 00:20:25,809 Mm-hmm. Hmm. What's in it for me? 431 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:27,811 You get your life back. 432 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,271 I have my life. 433 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:34,067 Uh, no, you don't. 434 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:35,944 Come on. 435 00:20:38,196 --> 00:20:40,907 [Asha] Think about it. How many Indian weddings are you invited to? 436 00:20:40,991 --> 00:20:42,200 -Sixteen. -Nineteen. 437 00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:45,036 We go to the ones we're both invited to. Brings it down to 14. 438 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,831 -How'd you come up with that? -Math whiz. Don't question the numbers. 439 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:50,125 Well, Asha, I'm not even agreeing to one. 440 00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:53,086 If we join forces, we won't have to deal with all of this. 441 00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,755 -Some people enjoy this. -Do you, Ravi? 442 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:58,008 You wanna lie, tell everyone we're dating. 443 00:20:58,091 --> 00:21:01,052 Not lie, just role-play until wedding season's over. 444 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:02,762 I'm offering you a choice. 445 00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,432 Summer with me or summer with… 446 00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:06,349 her. 447 00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,559 Hi, Pinky Auntie. 448 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,520 Yeah, I'm gonna pass on both. 449 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,357 Fine, I'll pay you. Fifty bucks a wedding. 450 00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,817 God. You're kidding me. 451 00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,360 -Seventy-five. -No. 452 00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:19,154 -One hundred, final offer. -Five hundred. 453 00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,364 -What? -I'm kidding. [chuckles] 454 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:25,076 Seriously, I'm not interested in a pretend relationship, okay? 455 00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,411 Can we please focus? 456 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:29,414 Don't be so selfish. Do this for your parents. 457 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,791 At least until wedding season is over. 458 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,420 He agreed to fake date you? What's wrong with him? 459 00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:36,796 Actually, what's wrong with you? 460 00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,132 I'm a genius, that's what's wrong with me. 461 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,675 What you gonna do when mom finds out? 462 00:21:40,759 --> 00:21:43,261 She'll be thrilled. That's the whole point. 463 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,805 How do half a billion women wear these things? 464 00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:48,933 Yeah, she'll be thrilled until she finds out the truth. 465 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:52,270 Relax. He's an MIT start-up founder. He's every mom's dream. 466 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:59,027 [sighs] And the best part is, nobody has to be miserable anymore. 467 00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,488 [grunts, chokes] 468 00:22:02,989 --> 00:22:04,115 [pipe screeching] 469 00:22:04,616 --> 00:22:07,994 Dad, please just let me buy you a new dishwasher? 470 00:22:08,078 --> 00:22:11,247 That is so typical of your generation, huh? 471 00:22:11,331 --> 00:22:13,833 Throw money every time there's a little problem. 472 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:15,418 [sighs] 473 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,130 You know, Dad, um, you'll be happy to hear this, actually, um… 474 00:22:19,923 --> 00:22:21,841 -I'm gonna see Asha again. -Oh really? 475 00:22:21,925 --> 00:22:23,093 -Yeah. -Hmm. 476 00:22:23,176 --> 00:22:24,052 She agreed? 477 00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:25,887 Yeah, Dad, she agreed. 478 00:22:25,970 --> 00:22:27,680 To go out with you again? 479 00:22:27,764 --> 00:22:28,598 Yes. 480 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,267 Are you sure? 481 00:22:31,351 --> 00:22:32,644 Yeah, Dad, I'm sure. 482 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:34,938 Bete, listen to me. 483 00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:37,774 Don't let this opportunity pass you by. Act quickly. 484 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,234 Okay Dad, we just met. 485 00:22:39,317 --> 00:22:41,945 Sure. But now is the time to make your move. 486 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:44,656 Before she finds out what we've been up to. 487 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,825 Okay. [chuckles] Listen Dad, I'm running late. 488 00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:47,742 Yeah. 489 00:22:47,826 --> 00:22:50,161 Please don't hurt your back, okay? 490 00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:53,540 Ravi, remember what your mother said. 491 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:57,419 The past is the past. There's no need to bring it up. 492 00:22:58,586 --> 00:22:59,546 Shh. 493 00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:01,923 Bye, Dad. 494 00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:04,467 Veena, he's got another date! 495 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:07,095 [traditional music playing] 496 00:23:17,772 --> 00:23:19,149 Hey, I have singles. 497 00:23:19,232 --> 00:23:21,734 Asha's happiness is worth more than one dollar. 498 00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:24,529 So is mine. 499 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,744 Suneeta, you're quite the matchmaker, huh? 500 00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:36,040 Yes. Asha and Ravi made quite the cute couple at Sona's wedding. 501 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,418 -Really? -The spelling bee guy? 502 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,628 You could even say, unbelievable. 503 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:43,548 What is so unbelievable about that? 504 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,842 Well, go and see for yourself. 505 00:23:45,925 --> 00:23:47,302 [chuckles] 506 00:23:47,385 --> 00:23:48,303 [in Hindi] Hai raam. 507 00:23:49,429 --> 00:23:51,890 [in English] Vijay, very handsome. 508 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,145 -Oh, do you have change for a twenty? -Sure. 509 00:23:58,730 --> 00:23:59,647 [Suneeta] Vijay! 510 00:23:59,731 --> 00:24:01,524 Vijay! Quickly. Quickly! 511 00:24:02,817 --> 00:24:03,902 Look. 512 00:24:03,985 --> 00:24:05,069 -That's him. -Yeah. 513 00:24:06,488 --> 00:24:08,323 -[Suneeta] He's tall. -[Vijay] He's sitting. 514 00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,741 Yeah, but you can tell. 515 00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,620 Take a picture. Get your camera. 516 00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:19,417 Some light reading? 517 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:21,127 Oh. Yeah. 518 00:24:22,045 --> 00:24:23,755 You work in finance, right? 519 00:24:23,838 --> 00:24:25,757 Um, microfinance. 520 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:28,009 Hmm, that's the tiny kind, right? 521 00:24:28,843 --> 00:24:31,471 That's a bit reductive, but yeah. 522 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:35,433 I'm trying to create a lending initiative 523 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:38,436 for women in Southeast Asia so they can start their own businesses. 524 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:41,189 Wow, okay. That is impressive. 525 00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:42,649 Thank you. 526 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:52,158 Maybe read a couple of those and if we find time, do a lap around the room. 527 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:55,286 You know, say hi to the deities. Keep up appearances and stuff. 528 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:58,248 -Maybe in a little while. -Okay. 529 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:02,544 [keyboard clacking] 530 00:25:02,627 --> 00:25:04,587 Or we could give tips to your brother-in-law 531 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:05,922 on how to pray, 'cause… 532 00:25:06,506 --> 00:25:07,840 What is he doing? 533 00:25:07,924 --> 00:25:10,260 [indistinct chatter] 534 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:17,350 -You think he's gonna down dog? -It's very possible. 535 00:25:17,934 --> 00:25:18,977 Oh, Nick. 536 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:22,188 It was endearing in the beginning. But now it's just… 537 00:25:23,356 --> 00:25:27,318 Yeah, I wish he'd be himself. The low-key guy I fell in love with. 538 00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:29,529 Nick's still that guy. 539 00:25:30,238 --> 00:25:33,950 Weddings make people crazy. I would know, okay? 540 00:25:34,033 --> 00:25:36,661 Just talk to him. Come here, sit down. 541 00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:41,332 [emotional music playing] 542 00:25:41,916 --> 00:25:43,209 [Asha] This is for you. 543 00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,087 Nani gave it to me when I got engaged. 544 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,757 [Priya] Oh my God. 545 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:51,634 Asha, are you sure? 546 00:25:51,718 --> 00:25:52,594 Yes. 547 00:25:53,219 --> 00:25:54,178 [chuckles] Of course. 548 00:25:56,097 --> 00:25:59,976 [Priya chuckles] 549 00:26:00,602 --> 00:26:01,769 You gonna try it on? 550 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,980 -[car horn beeps] -Whoa! 551 00:26:04,522 --> 00:26:06,107 You guys want some hot samosas? 552 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,486 Asha, Yoshi. Yoshi, Asha. 553 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,404 Hey. 554 00:26:11,487 --> 00:26:14,115 -Yo, that's your fake girlfriend? Dude! -Shut up. 555 00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,867 -Sorry! What? -And her sister, Priya. 556 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:17,243 -Priya. Hi. -I'm engaged. 557 00:26:17,327 --> 00:26:19,746 -Doesn't change it. -What's with the van? 558 00:26:19,829 --> 00:26:24,459 -I'm just helping Ravi out with stuff. -Just deliveries. Actually, we gotta go. 559 00:26:24,542 --> 00:26:28,087 Yeah. A busboy got stuck in a walk-in. We have to go save him. 560 00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:30,757 -Okay. -We just stopped to say hi. 561 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:32,759 -See you at the wedding, yeah? -Yeah. 562 00:26:32,842 --> 00:26:33,801 Nice seeing you. 563 00:26:33,885 --> 00:26:34,719 Bye. 564 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:36,804 [tires screeching] 565 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,560 I… thought he had a start-up. 566 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,314 Maybe they're still… starting up. 567 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:47,899 Mm. 568 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:49,901 ["Chicken Lemon Rice" playing] 569 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:55,990 ♪ You like it when I sizzle like that ♪ 570 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:58,242 ♪ This takata is a riddim like that ♪ 571 00:26:58,326 --> 00:27:00,662 ♪ Saraswathi force, win ting like that ♪ 572 00:27:00,745 --> 00:27:03,122 ♪ Brown skin tone, peng ting like that ♪ 573 00:27:03,206 --> 00:27:05,583 ♪ And I like to jump 'Cause the beat like that ♪ 574 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,835 ♪ Therukoothu, HD like that ♪ 575 00:27:07,919 --> 00:27:09,921 ♪ Allez, allez haute ce soir sera lit ♪ 576 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:11,464 ♪ Tell a fam, it's a hit ♪ 577 00:27:11,547 --> 00:27:12,757 ♪ Slu wine with the hips ♪ 578 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:17,053 ♪ 'Cause when we dance We gon' move the sun ♪ 579 00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:22,600 ♪ Can we dance, even in the fall, ye, ye ♪ 580 00:27:22,684 --> 00:27:24,644 ♪ For the love we've ever known ♪ 581 00:27:24,727 --> 00:27:27,271 ♪ For the love we've ever known ♪ 582 00:27:27,355 --> 00:27:31,067 ♪ Can we dance, even in the fall, ye, ye ♪ 583 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,278 ♪ Uh, matchi it all comes down tonight ♪ 584 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:36,698 ♪ Bring your sauce talk Do you talk that spice? ♪ 585 00:27:36,781 --> 00:27:39,283 ♪ Flavors how you mix You know, chicken lemon rice ♪ 586 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,369 ♪ Damnshestamil, only his type ♪ 587 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:43,996 ♪ Wake all day, he wake all night ♪ 588 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,791 ♪ I don't wanna play If his game ain't right… ♪ 589 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:47,917 Ravi! 590 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:48,918 Sorry I'm late. 591 00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:53,423 Okay, save it. Some auntie thought I was single and put me on coconut duty. 592 00:27:53,965 --> 00:27:57,593 -Aunties. He's with me. We're a couple. -[aunties chuckle] 593 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,054 And here's the thing, Asha. 594 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:03,516 Like, I don't like weddings either. But if you say you're gonna go, 595 00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:05,685 I mean, you go. 596 00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,311 Okay, understood. 597 00:28:08,187 --> 00:28:10,815 Look, I'll finish coconut duty. 598 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:13,985 What is coconut duty? 599 00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,863 All right, give me that. 600 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:18,990 -Do you need a peeler? -No, you don't. 601 00:28:19,073 --> 00:28:21,075 [glasses clinking] 602 00:28:25,163 --> 00:28:26,748 [mic feedback echoes] 603 00:28:27,540 --> 00:28:29,333 Thank you all so much for coming. 604 00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:32,837 It's been so, so beautiful to spend the day with you. 605 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,174 Today isn't about being Hindu or Muslim. 606 00:28:37,008 --> 00:28:38,926 It's about being in love. 607 00:28:39,010 --> 00:28:42,889 A love that in the past would have been impossible. 608 00:28:42,972 --> 00:28:44,390 A love that our… 609 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:46,309 [emotional music playing] 610 00:28:46,392 --> 00:28:49,479 …our parents don't support. 611 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:51,063 But we still love them. 612 00:28:52,273 --> 00:28:56,110 Lakshmi, you're the love of my life. 613 00:28:56,652 --> 00:28:59,322 Today, tomorrow, always. 614 00:29:13,878 --> 00:29:14,712 Are you okay? 615 00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:16,672 Yeah. 616 00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:20,468 I can't believe their parents didn't turn up. 617 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:24,096 Well. Your parents, happiness. Your parents, happiness. 618 00:29:24,847 --> 00:29:27,183 -Shouldn't have to be a choice. -That's true. 619 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:33,272 -How's your pitch going? -It's going. Kind of. 620 00:29:33,815 --> 00:29:34,690 Kind of? 621 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:38,528 [sighs] Yeah. Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't have left banking. 622 00:29:39,028 --> 00:29:42,156 Come on. You're saving the world, right? One tiny step at a time. 623 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,035 No one said it'd be easy. Besides, there's always second chances. 624 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:47,245 Not always. 625 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:50,081 Always. I mean, look at them, right? 626 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:54,210 They broke up 'cause their parents didn't want them together, but… 627 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,255 -There they are, just going for it. -Hm. 628 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:03,010 You know what? 629 00:30:03,094 --> 00:30:04,220 Let's go dance. 630 00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:07,181 -Really? -Yeah. We may never get a second chance. 631 00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:09,350 All right. Come on. 632 00:30:09,433 --> 00:30:12,103 -[traditional music playing] -[guests cheering] 633 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:17,817 -Wanna go sizzle? -Let's go sizzle. 634 00:30:26,951 --> 00:30:28,035 [whispers] I found it, over. 635 00:30:28,703 --> 00:30:30,204 On my way, over. 636 00:30:30,705 --> 00:30:34,292 Oh, wait. Did you find any pics of Dad's Members Only phase? 637 00:30:34,375 --> 00:30:38,462 It ain't a phase if he still wears it. But I did find one with perms, over. 638 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,298 -Ooh! -Check it out. 639 00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:44,385 Ha! That is definitely going in the slideshow. 640 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:45,636 Okay. Look at this. 641 00:30:49,348 --> 00:30:50,641 That doesn't look fun. 642 00:30:50,725 --> 00:30:53,644 Well, they only knew each other, like, three weeks. 643 00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:55,521 She must have been so scared. 644 00:30:56,564 --> 00:30:58,566 Have you talked to Nick yet? 645 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:05,281 Uh. I haven't had the heart. He's now taking Bollywood dance lessons. 646 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:10,286 -Thought you didn't want a dance routine. -I don't. It's way too much pressure. 647 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,289 Okay, Pri, you gotta talk to him. 648 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,213 Do you think Mom had a boyfriend before Dad? 649 00:31:21,714 --> 00:31:25,509 No. Impossible. He must be a cousin or something. 650 00:31:26,093 --> 00:31:27,386 Look at your cousin like that? 651 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,642 Yeah, but, I mean, Mom would never do something like that. 652 00:31:32,725 --> 00:31:34,518 Something like what, huh? 653 00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:37,063 What are you two up to? 654 00:31:37,146 --> 00:31:38,731 Uh, the wedding slideshow. 655 00:31:38,814 --> 00:31:42,944 Oh. Very exciting. Is Ravi coming for lunch? I'm frying puris. 656 00:31:43,653 --> 00:31:45,279 Oh. Nah. 657 00:31:45,363 --> 00:31:48,115 What nah? When are you going to let us meet him? 658 00:31:48,199 --> 00:31:49,992 When are you gonna let us meet him? 659 00:31:50,826 --> 00:31:52,328 We're just not there yet. 660 00:31:53,329 --> 00:31:56,374 Marriage is a lifetime of getting there. Invite him. 661 00:31:56,457 --> 00:31:58,542 Ma, if you push, you know what's gonna happen. 662 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:00,795 The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 663 00:32:00,878 --> 00:32:03,047 -That is so gross. -Or an angiogram. 664 00:32:03,130 --> 00:32:04,715 That is also very gross. 665 00:32:06,050 --> 00:32:07,635 [Asha laughs] 666 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:11,764 You laugh, but it's the hollow, cynical laugh of the lonely. 667 00:32:14,058 --> 00:32:15,851 That was very harsh. 668 00:32:15,935 --> 00:32:18,562 Yeah, this is gonna blow up in your face, Ash. 669 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:20,898 No, it's not. I know what I'm doing. 670 00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:24,360 Well, I know Mom and Dad. Wait till they get too invested. 671 00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:26,862 [whispers] It's just not gonna happen. Over and out. 672 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:33,577 So, Veena, Dinesh. We may have another wedding in our future. 673 00:32:34,412 --> 00:32:39,083 Pooja Patel heard from Pinky that they went straight from fizzle to sizzle. 674 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:42,003 -So let's start planning a date! -What? 675 00:32:42,086 --> 00:32:43,504 [Veena] I told you! 676 00:32:43,587 --> 00:32:47,216 Oh, after all these years of hoping, planning, praying, finally! 677 00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:50,386 Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Pooja is a number one rascal. 678 00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,555 I just know my Ravi's happier than he's ever been. 679 00:32:52,638 --> 00:32:55,099 I told him, "Just meet Asha." 680 00:32:55,182 --> 00:32:57,935 "She's such a good girl. What's the harm?" Now, see? 681 00:32:58,019 --> 00:33:00,855 They think our way of doing things is old-fashioned and silly. 682 00:33:00,938 --> 00:33:04,150 Asha says our thinking is stuck in the India of 40 years ago. 683 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:07,737 But Asha became an economist like her old man. That's something. 684 00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,156 But she's too idealistic. 685 00:33:10,239 --> 00:33:11,407 I admire you, Dinesh. 686 00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:14,493 Running this restaurant, putting Ravi through college. 687 00:33:14,577 --> 00:33:15,745 It's no small feat. 688 00:33:15,828 --> 00:33:17,663 I wanted more than this for him. [chuckles] 689 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:20,291 So tell us more about Ravi's company. 690 00:33:22,043 --> 00:33:23,961 You know these start-ups, huh? So secretive. 691 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:26,130 -[Suneeta chuckles] -Who knows what he does. 692 00:33:26,213 --> 00:33:30,468 Say no more. Asha doesn't want to tell us anything about her new job either. 693 00:33:30,551 --> 00:33:32,887 To our kids who think their parents know nothing. 694 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:34,722 What would they do without us, huh? 695 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:36,307 -Cheers! 696 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,350 -They'd be penniless. -And barren. 697 00:33:38,434 --> 00:33:40,352 [all laughing] 698 00:33:41,103 --> 00:33:42,605 [Tina] Okay, listen to this one. 699 00:33:43,105 --> 00:33:47,860 Her alcoholic husband walked out right after their son was born. 700 00:33:47,943 --> 00:33:52,740 So then we gave her a loan to open a tea shop. 701 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:56,285 Her son became the first in her family to go to high school. 702 00:33:56,786 --> 00:34:00,581 Yeah, you know what this means? These loans were her lucky break. 703 00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:03,417 Now that's a story to believe in. 704 00:34:03,501 --> 00:34:05,294 What are you all smiley, smiley about? 705 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,671 -The suits are coming back. -Singapore? 706 00:34:08,297 --> 00:34:09,381 Yes! 707 00:34:09,465 --> 00:34:10,966 -In a few weeks. -No! 708 00:34:13,928 --> 00:34:15,888 Okay, just… I gotta get to work then. 709 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,015 Exactly. But not here. 710 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:22,394 One of our big donors is having a soiree and you're going to be my wingwoman. 711 00:34:22,478 --> 00:34:24,480 That is if you don't have another wedding. 712 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:28,484 Oh, I did, but I told Ravi I have a sinus infection, so… 713 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:32,238 Oh, that's a great plan. Fake being sick to fake out your fake boyfriend. 714 00:34:34,782 --> 00:34:36,909 [upbeat music playing] 715 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:41,122 Ever thought of getting out of this racket and going back to London? 716 00:34:41,205 --> 00:34:43,249 I hadn't until recently. 717 00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:46,085 The head of our Southeast Asia division just quit. 718 00:34:46,168 --> 00:34:49,630 -Couldn't handle the poverty. -Would you take that job? 719 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,298 In a New York minute. 720 00:34:51,382 --> 00:34:55,136 But it must be earned, love. Hence, the return of Singapore. 721 00:34:55,761 --> 00:34:56,971 No pressure there. 722 00:34:58,514 --> 00:35:00,141 Look, I should go back to the office-- 723 00:35:00,224 --> 00:35:02,434 -Desert me and you're fired. -Okay. 724 00:35:02,518 --> 00:35:06,105 Now, come on. Let's enjoy this bargain drink, 725 00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:11,443 this impossibly hip DJ, and whatever it is hanging in this room. 726 00:35:13,612 --> 00:35:16,574 Hey, do you think that DJ would do Priya's wedding? 727 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:20,286 Maybe you should go check. And look out for donors on the way. 728 00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,037 Copy that. 729 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:28,586 Uh… 730 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:30,004 Hi. 731 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:32,298 Mr. DJ? 732 00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:37,428 Um, I'm sorry to interrupt your set, and I don't want to cause offense. 733 00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:41,348 But is there any chance that you do weddings at all? 734 00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:45,519 Uh, actually, someone's booked me solid on the Indian wedding circuit. 735 00:35:45,603 --> 00:35:46,687 [Asha] Ravi? 736 00:35:49,231 --> 00:35:50,608 Sinus infection cleared up? 737 00:35:50,691 --> 00:35:52,651 Um, well, NyQuil. 738 00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:56,113 -So you're-- -Spellbound. Am I right? 739 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,032 -Mm-hmm. -[man chuckles] 740 00:35:58,115 --> 00:36:00,701 -Ravi, this is my boss… -James? 741 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:02,578 Yo. 742 00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:05,122 -[chuckles] -Yes. 743 00:36:05,206 --> 00:36:08,459 You'd think they'd have nicer cheese at a fancy gig like this. 744 00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:09,960 That's butter, dude. 745 00:36:10,628 --> 00:36:13,422 How do you both know each other? 746 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:18,510 I heard him play a few sets at a club in Ibiza back in my party boy days. 747 00:36:18,594 --> 00:36:19,970 He brought the house down. 748 00:36:20,054 --> 00:36:22,139 -[Ravi and James chuckle] -Clearly. 749 00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:23,891 Okay. 750 00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:25,726 Well, I'm gonna go schmooze. 751 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,228 -I'm gonna-- -Not you. 752 00:36:27,311 --> 00:36:28,479 Enjoy the butter. 753 00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:29,438 Thanks, buddy. 754 00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:33,067 You want to grab some air? 755 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,611 Yeah, uh, I could do air. 756 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,737 Air is good. 757 00:36:36,820 --> 00:36:39,114 Keep it chill. No lasers. 758 00:36:39,198 --> 00:36:41,200 -Have a little faith, Rav. -I have no faith. 759 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,409 Nice to see you, Yoshi. 760 00:36:42,493 --> 00:36:44,995 Nice to see you too. Is your sister still engaged? 761 00:36:45,079 --> 00:36:46,288 [Asha] Yes, she is. 762 00:36:46,372 --> 00:36:47,748 [Yoshi] All right, cool. 763 00:36:48,457 --> 00:36:50,584 How's everyone doing? All right. 764 00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:53,837 DJ Spellbound's a little busy, so Yoshi's in the house. 765 00:36:55,381 --> 00:36:58,926 -So, DJ Spellbound, huh? -Mm-hmm. 766 00:36:59,009 --> 00:37:01,762 -That's not ironic at all. -[chuckles] 767 00:37:02,263 --> 00:37:05,724 You know, it started as joke, but, um, kinda just stuck. 768 00:37:05,808 --> 00:37:06,934 Hmm. 769 00:37:09,687 --> 00:37:10,854 [chuckles softly] 770 00:37:12,356 --> 00:37:17,611 So, um, what's your big secret? Why don't you have a real boyfriend? 771 00:37:18,195 --> 00:37:19,780 -[Asha scoffs] -[Ravi chuckles] 772 00:37:20,406 --> 00:37:22,574 Why don't I have a real boyfriend? 773 00:37:22,658 --> 00:37:24,618 I think it's a legit question here. 774 00:37:25,119 --> 00:37:26,620 Okay, yeah. It is. 775 00:37:27,496 --> 00:37:34,044 After things ended with Krish, I figured why stop there? 776 00:37:34,628 --> 00:37:35,462 Mm. 777 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:43,095 So I quit my job, moved to Jersey in the hope of starting over in many ways. 778 00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:44,638 [sighs] 779 00:37:44,722 --> 00:37:48,017 Of course, my mom thinks I quit banking just to spite her. 780 00:37:48,100 --> 00:37:49,518 -Did you? -Probably. 781 00:37:49,601 --> 00:37:50,519 [chuckles] 782 00:37:52,104 --> 00:37:56,358 So what about you? DJ… ing, how did that happen? 783 00:37:56,442 --> 00:38:00,279 You know, my backup skill set is spelling incredibly esoteric words. 784 00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:02,072 Can't really make a living off that. 785 00:38:02,156 --> 00:38:03,949 -Logorrhea. I mean… -Logorrhea. 786 00:38:05,075 --> 00:38:09,997 But no, like, when I was a kid, everything I did was for my parents. 787 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:14,335 Right? Everything. Except music. Music was for me. 788 00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:16,587 I mean, music used to make me happy. 789 00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:20,299 But, uh, lately, I don't know. I mean… 790 00:38:21,717 --> 00:38:25,054 I've been on the road for, like, ten years just working nonstop. 791 00:38:25,137 --> 00:38:27,222 I don't know what I'm working for anymore. 792 00:38:27,890 --> 00:38:28,807 So… 793 00:38:29,391 --> 00:38:34,229 I figured I'd take a break, just come back home and fix my family. 794 00:38:34,313 --> 00:38:35,147 [scoffs] 795 00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:38,192 I'm sorry. It's kind of complicated. 796 00:38:46,492 --> 00:38:48,452 [high energy dance music playing] 797 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,037 Damn it, Yoshi. 798 00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,706 -I'm sorry. I gotta… -Yeah, you gotta go. 799 00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:54,833 -DJ stuff. -Yeah, I gotta… Right. 800 00:38:55,751 --> 00:38:56,835 Are we good? 801 00:38:57,795 --> 00:39:01,507 We're good. We're cool. Yeah. 802 00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:02,424 Great. 803 00:39:03,509 --> 00:39:04,510 Yoshi! 804 00:39:06,136 --> 00:39:06,970 Oh, God. 805 00:39:09,515 --> 00:39:11,642 I can't believe he's Spellbound. 806 00:39:11,725 --> 00:39:14,353 [Asha] Wait, you actually know who he is? 807 00:39:14,436 --> 00:39:18,023 I don't, I'm a nerd, but he's got like a gazillion followers. 808 00:39:18,107 --> 00:39:20,025 I do not trust DJs. 809 00:39:20,109 --> 00:39:21,819 -[Asha chuckles] -Why? What's wrong with DJs? 810 00:39:21,902 --> 00:39:24,029 I'm sure they're talented. I don't understand what they do, 811 00:39:24,113 --> 00:39:25,197 so don't respect it. 812 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,741 -What's he hiding? -I don't think he's hiding anything. 813 00:39:27,825 --> 00:39:28,992 It just never came up. 814 00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:34,331 You've been to a bazillion weddings and never asked him about his background? 815 00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:38,669 I… I didn't want him to get the wrong idea. 816 00:39:38,752 --> 00:39:41,588 Ash, what if it's not the wrong idea? 817 00:39:41,672 --> 00:39:43,841 Priya, have you been talking to Mom again? 818 00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:46,009 Let it happen. You want it, sis. 819 00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:46,969 -Shh! -[Priya] But-- 820 00:39:47,052 --> 00:39:49,012 What you want… 821 00:39:51,765 --> 00:39:53,892 is a Mumbai Monster. 822 00:39:53,976 --> 00:39:55,811 A Mumbai Monster. 823 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:57,146 What is it? 824 00:39:57,229 --> 00:40:02,609 It's a masala mojito infused with cumin seeds and Kashmiri chilies. 825 00:40:02,693 --> 00:40:03,694 It is… 826 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:06,071 -[chokes] -[Asha] Oh. 827 00:40:06,155 --> 00:40:07,406 That good, huh? 828 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:09,032 Oh my God. That's disgusting. 829 00:40:09,116 --> 00:40:12,077 So what do we know about him? 830 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:16,457 Okay, he was born in Jersey City and he graduated MIT 2011. 831 00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:19,751 My pal Joby graduated in 2010. I can see what I can find out. 832 00:40:19,835 --> 00:40:21,670 No, we're not snooping on Ravi. 833 00:40:21,753 --> 00:40:22,796 [Nick] It's not snooping. 834 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,133 I'm collecting information about him without him knowing. 835 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:30,304 If he is gonna join our family, we got to find out who he really is. 836 00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:33,307 He's not joining our family, guys, okay? We're just-- 837 00:40:33,390 --> 00:40:35,559 You're just more than fake dating. 838 00:40:35,642 --> 00:40:37,519 You like him, admit it. 839 00:40:39,646 --> 00:40:42,733 So Nick, how's the, um… How's the Hindi coming along? 840 00:40:44,693 --> 00:40:48,322 [in Hindi] The bride is driving pickles around. 841 00:40:51,158 --> 00:40:52,284 [in English] He's very good. 842 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,119 [low chuckle] 843 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,080 I said, "It's going great." Right? 844 00:40:57,164 --> 00:40:57,998 Pretty much. 845 00:40:58,081 --> 00:41:02,294 Hey, babe. Maybe you don't need to try so hard to impress Mom and Dad. 846 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:03,587 Yes, I do. I do. 847 00:41:04,338 --> 00:41:06,381 Nick, you're a neurosurgeon. 848 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:07,466 Here's the thing. 849 00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:12,804 A binary craniotomy is nothing compared to planning an Indian wedding. 850 00:41:12,888 --> 00:41:14,806 And I really want this to go well. 851 00:41:14,890 --> 00:41:17,267 My parents were barely married seven years. 852 00:41:17,351 --> 00:41:23,941 In Indian traditions, the souls are linked for seven lifetimes. 853 00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:29,029 Wow, that's a long time, babe. 854 00:41:29,613 --> 00:41:31,448 It's not nearly enough, pumpkin. 855 00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:33,784 Okay. 856 00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:36,870 [Asha] I am starving! 857 00:41:36,954 --> 00:41:40,082 [Ravi] Me too. Who runs out of food at a wedding? Come on! 858 00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,918 [Asha] There wasn't even a garlic naan in sight. Whoa! 859 00:41:44,127 --> 00:41:45,796 Holy crap, Ravi. 860 00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:49,925 You live here by yourself? 861 00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:54,304 When I'm not traveling, yeah. I don't get to spend much time here, so… 862 00:41:54,388 --> 00:41:57,933 It's kind of nice, being at home. Though I did have fun on the road. 863 00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,476 [Asha] Yeah, I can see that. 864 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,229 Anyway, you didn't finish your story. So you moved to Jersey… 865 00:42:02,312 --> 00:42:03,188 [Asha] Mm-hmm. 866 00:42:03,272 --> 00:42:04,273 Now what? 867 00:42:04,356 --> 00:42:07,359 -Now I change the world. -[Ravi chuckles] 868 00:42:08,527 --> 00:42:13,699 No, but seriously, starting this fund up has been way harder than I expected. 869 00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:16,702 Yeah. Well, you know, anything worth doing is hard, right? 870 00:42:16,785 --> 00:42:19,621 I remember when I first started DJing 871 00:42:19,705 --> 00:42:22,499 my parents threatened to stop paying for MIT. It was scary. 872 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,001 So what did you do? 873 00:42:24,084 --> 00:42:26,128 I knew exactly what to do. I panicked. 874 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:27,379 [both chuckle] 875 00:42:28,422 --> 00:42:30,257 Parents, happiness. Happiness, parents. 876 00:42:30,340 --> 00:42:33,385 Yeah. Here's to not letting them drown that inner voice. 877 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,678 [Asha] Hmm. 878 00:42:38,390 --> 00:42:40,934 Although, you know what my inner voice is saying right now? 879 00:42:41,893 --> 00:42:42,894 What? 880 00:42:43,395 --> 00:42:44,813 Yo quiero Taco Bell. 881 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,107 -Oh my God. -I need Taco Bell. 882 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:50,402 [chuckles] Okay, every Indian loves Taco Bell. 883 00:42:50,485 --> 00:42:51,737 [Asha inhales] 884 00:42:51,820 --> 00:42:53,488 -[phone chimes] -Give me a sec. 885 00:42:53,572 --> 00:42:55,866 -Where are the plates? -Uh, second cabinet. 886 00:42:55,949 --> 00:42:56,908 [Asha] Okay. 887 00:42:58,785 --> 00:43:02,164 Yoshi. Um, Good Samaritan needs, like, 27 number eights. 888 00:43:03,248 --> 00:43:07,461 Yeah. Patesh will meet you out back. And don't forget the mango pickle. 889 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:10,422 Yeah, and do not be seen again. 890 00:43:11,632 --> 00:43:12,466 All right. 891 00:43:14,217 --> 00:43:15,177 Sorry. 892 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:16,511 It's okay. Um… 893 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:20,390 Yoshi works at your parents' restaurant? 894 00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:24,811 Not exactly. You know, he just picks up stuff sometimes. 895 00:43:24,895 --> 00:43:28,565 Uh-huh. And then he sends them to food banks. 896 00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:30,692 Sometimes. 897 00:43:32,277 --> 00:43:33,111 [whispers] Sometimes. 898 00:43:34,196 --> 00:43:35,238 What's going on? 899 00:43:35,989 --> 00:43:40,077 All right. Uh, I've been making these huge catering orders from Aroma 900 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,748 and giving them to homeless shelters, food banks, Little League teams. [scoffs] 901 00:43:45,248 --> 00:43:46,917 Okay, but why through Yoshi? 902 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:49,711 My dad doesn't know. 903 00:43:50,295 --> 00:43:53,924 You're doing this behind his back. That just feels wrong. 904 00:43:54,007 --> 00:43:57,219 The restaurant is struggling, you know? And he's a stubborn man. 905 00:43:58,595 --> 00:43:59,429 Huh. 906 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,139 Yeah, anyway. Let's eat. 907 00:44:06,561 --> 00:44:08,897 -I just have one question for you. -Hmm? 908 00:44:08,980 --> 00:44:12,150 Would you like some mango pickle with your quesalupa? 909 00:44:13,485 --> 00:44:14,611 You talking dirty to me? 910 00:44:14,695 --> 00:44:16,613 [Asha chuckles] 911 00:44:16,697 --> 00:44:19,408 ["Key To Love (Is Understanding)" playing from record player] 912 00:44:19,491 --> 00:44:22,077 I am stuffed. 913 00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:24,329 There's another quesalupa with your name on it. 914 00:44:24,413 --> 00:44:25,706 No mas for me. 915 00:44:27,374 --> 00:44:28,375 [sighs] 916 00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:33,630 Shh. 917 00:44:34,589 --> 00:44:35,424 Listen. 918 00:44:37,217 --> 00:44:38,051 What is it? 919 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,512 The sound of no aunties. 920 00:44:41,972 --> 00:44:42,848 No Yoshi. 921 00:44:44,015 --> 00:44:46,101 -No parents. -Mm-hmm. 922 00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,478 Nobody left to fool. 923 00:44:48,562 --> 00:44:49,396 Huh. 924 00:44:51,982 --> 00:44:55,777 I could be making a big mistake hanging out with, like, this cool DJ, 925 00:44:55,861 --> 00:44:59,448 who, like, drops beats, turns tables, scratches things. 926 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:01,116 Yeah, that's me. 927 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:03,618 I talk a lot when nervous. It's called logorrhea. 928 00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:05,203 -You might've heard of it. -Right. 929 00:45:05,287 --> 00:45:08,498 It's… It's this really long word. I don't know how to spell it… 930 00:45:09,958 --> 00:45:12,586 ♪ Key to love… ♪ 931 00:45:16,256 --> 00:45:18,049 Did you just kiss me? 932 00:45:19,342 --> 00:45:20,927 Looked like you could use a kiss. 933 00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:21,928 Hmm. 934 00:45:25,599 --> 00:45:27,142 Are we still role-playing? 935 00:45:30,437 --> 00:45:31,688 We're improvising. 936 00:45:34,483 --> 00:45:38,361 ♪ I just want to set them straight… ♪ 937 00:45:38,445 --> 00:45:39,279 Okay. 938 00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:46,369 ♪ They just don’t seem To understand about love these days… ♪ 939 00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:48,205 [scoffs] And I'm boring you. Wow. 940 00:45:48,288 --> 00:45:49,998 Sorry. It's not you. 941 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:53,001 -Uh-huh. It's the music, right? -Mm-mm. 942 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,878 Yeah, better be the music. 943 00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,593 -What does a DJ actually do? -I like to think I make people happy. 944 00:46:02,594 --> 00:46:03,720 Make people happy? 945 00:46:04,304 --> 00:46:07,933 Mm-hmm. I connect with people. I can feel their energy, you know? 946 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:08,975 Mm. 947 00:46:09,059 --> 00:46:12,395 [Ravi] I can tell when their moods are shifting. I can build on it. 948 00:46:12,979 --> 00:46:16,608 Music's just something that brings people together, you know? 949 00:46:16,691 --> 00:46:21,446 I just love being a part of it. When I was a kid, I used to feel so lost… 950 00:46:21,530 --> 00:46:23,698 ["Home" by Caribou playing from record player] 951 00:46:23,782 --> 00:46:24,616 [Ravi] Asha? 952 00:46:27,577 --> 00:46:28,954 ♪ She's happy on her own… ♪ 953 00:46:29,037 --> 00:46:29,871 Okay. 954 00:46:32,332 --> 00:46:34,626 ♪ She picks up all the pieces ♪ 955 00:46:35,377 --> 00:46:37,379 ♪ She's going home ♪ 956 00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:40,006 ♪ Baby, I'm home I'm home, I'm home ♪ 957 00:46:40,090 --> 00:46:42,092 ♪ Yeah, she's going home ♪ 958 00:46:42,175 --> 00:46:44,928 ♪ Baby, I'm home I'm home, I'm home ♪ 959 00:46:47,347 --> 00:46:48,473 ♪ Home ♪ 960 00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:50,851 ♪ Home ♪ 961 00:46:52,269 --> 00:46:53,311 ♪ Home ♪ 962 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:56,064 ♪ Home ♪ 963 00:46:57,232 --> 00:46:59,234 [hums rhythmically] Oh! 964 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,570 Nice moves. 965 00:47:02,529 --> 00:47:03,613 -Hey! [chuckles] -Hey. 966 00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:05,282 -Good morning. 967 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,033 -How are you feeling? -Great. 968 00:47:07,534 --> 00:47:11,037 -I haven't slept that well in a long time. -Yeah, I noticed. 969 00:47:11,121 --> 00:47:12,622 [chuckles] 970 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:18,753 Hey, Ravi, about last night. I'm sorry. 971 00:47:22,132 --> 00:47:23,091 You're sorry. 972 00:47:23,675 --> 00:47:25,719 Yeah, that should never have happened. 973 00:47:28,138 --> 00:47:30,181 Right. No, you know, it's probably my fault. 974 00:47:30,265 --> 00:47:32,684 I should apologize. I shouldn't have had you here. 975 00:47:32,767 --> 00:47:34,769 -No, Ravi-- -No, I get it. We had a deal. 976 00:47:34,853 --> 00:47:36,104 No, Ravi. 977 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:39,691 I mean that I'm sorry that I fell asleep. 978 00:47:41,443 --> 00:47:44,195 I wish I hadn't. I was having a really nice time. 979 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:46,281 -Yeah? -Mm-hmm. 980 00:47:46,907 --> 00:47:47,782 Me too. 981 00:47:49,534 --> 00:47:53,914 But maybe we can just keep this to ourselves for a little while. 982 00:47:55,415 --> 00:47:57,667 You want to fake that we're fake dating? 983 00:47:57,751 --> 00:47:59,544 I don't want things to get weird. 984 00:48:00,921 --> 00:48:03,924 Can we at least agree we like each other or… 985 00:48:04,716 --> 00:48:05,926 [Asha] Hmm… 986 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:07,802 I don't know. 987 00:48:14,184 --> 00:48:16,227 -I'll take that as a yes. -Mm-hmm. 988 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:19,397 Though no one can know we really like each other. 989 00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:20,440 Exactly. 990 00:48:20,523 --> 00:48:22,901 ["Tiptoeing" by Hope Tala playing] 991 00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:24,152 Oh! 992 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:26,613 -[Ravi hums rhythmically] -[Asha chuckles] 993 00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:30,200 [Asha laughs] 994 00:48:31,660 --> 00:48:33,828 -[Ravi] Are you a dancer? -[Asha] Used to be. 995 00:48:35,246 --> 00:48:37,707 ♪ When we met, I wasn't interested ♪ 996 00:48:37,791 --> 00:48:41,336 ♪ I did half a glance Didn't want to chance it ♪ 997 00:48:41,419 --> 00:48:45,006 ♪ Now I lie awake and I think about you ♪ 998 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:49,177 ♪ Because there's a moral to the story But I don't know it ♪ 999 00:48:49,260 --> 00:48:52,097 ♪ Always listen to myself But not this time I guess ♪ 1000 00:48:52,180 --> 00:48:57,018 ♪ Keep on running from it When I want it, I do ♪ 1001 00:48:58,687 --> 00:49:00,981 ♪ How you gonna make me Do this dance again ♪ 1002 00:49:01,064 --> 00:49:04,442 ♪ We're getting closer But we're trying to be friends ♪ 1003 00:49:04,526 --> 00:49:09,990 ♪ If we start it might never end So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1004 00:49:10,073 --> 00:49:13,076 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1005 00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:16,162 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1006 00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:18,248 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1007 00:49:18,331 --> 00:49:21,543 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1008 00:49:21,626 --> 00:49:23,795 ♪ It's forbidden but I still want you ♪ 1009 00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:27,590 ♪ I wanna taste the fruit But I just can't chance it ♪ 1010 00:49:27,674 --> 00:49:31,344 ♪ So much at risk And I am scared to lose ♪ 1011 00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:35,724 ♪ And there's a moral to the story But I have lost my head ♪ 1012 00:49:35,807 --> 00:49:38,560 ♪ There's a million different secrets We should leave unsaid ♪ 1013 00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:42,897 ♪ Should be running from it When I want it, I do ♪ 1014 00:49:44,816 --> 00:49:47,652 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1015 00:49:47,736 --> 00:49:50,697 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1016 00:49:50,780 --> 00:49:52,782 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1017 00:49:52,866 --> 00:49:56,161 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1018 00:49:56,244 --> 00:49:59,247 ♪ I drag my heels 'Cause I just can't walk away ♪ 1019 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:02,042 ♪ Fantasizing, if you want to You could stay ♪ 1020 00:50:02,125 --> 00:50:04,294 ♪ And be my baby But our hearts might break ♪ 1021 00:50:04,377 --> 00:50:07,797 ♪ So we keep tiptoeing ♪ 1022 00:50:07,881 --> 00:50:11,509 ♪ Tiptoes, tiptoes You got me on my tiptoes, tiptoes ♪ 1023 00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:14,596 [Asha laughing] 1024 00:50:14,679 --> 00:50:16,681 [emotional music playing] 1025 00:50:33,656 --> 00:50:35,116 [phone beeps] 1026 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:37,702 -I gotta check that. Sorry. -No, you don't. 1027 00:50:38,828 --> 00:50:39,829 [Asha chuckles] 1028 00:50:43,333 --> 00:50:44,959 -Oh, no, no, no, no, no. -What? 1029 00:50:45,043 --> 00:50:49,339 It's James. Singapore's coming back. They're gonna be here in nine hours. 1030 00:50:49,422 --> 00:50:50,298 On a Sunday? 1031 00:50:50,381 --> 00:50:54,344 Yeah. I'm not ready. I dropped the ball. I have five years of stories left. 1032 00:50:54,928 --> 00:50:58,932 Asha, I've seen you bust your ass all summer 1033 00:50:59,015 --> 00:51:02,268 going through these boxes looking for this story to believe in. 1034 00:51:02,352 --> 00:51:05,688 I don't wanna overstep, but I don't think you'll find that story in a box. 1035 00:51:06,648 --> 00:51:07,732 What does that mean? 1036 00:51:07,816 --> 00:51:09,943 You're the story. Okay? 1037 00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:13,988 For what it's worth, I believe in that story like I believe in you. 1038 00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:15,448 They'll believe in you. 1039 00:51:17,158 --> 00:51:18,576 I'm scared, Ravi. 1040 00:51:19,202 --> 00:51:20,411 Everybody's scared. 1041 00:51:21,746 --> 00:51:23,998 But you've done the hard work already, right? 1042 00:51:24,499 --> 00:51:27,794 Now you just gotta own what you want, listen to your heart, 1043 00:51:28,378 --> 00:51:30,797 and just let your love be greater than your fear. 1044 00:51:36,386 --> 00:51:37,387 [sighs] 1045 00:51:40,390 --> 00:51:41,224 Come here. 1046 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:46,521 You got this. 1047 00:51:53,236 --> 00:51:55,697 Ready to clean out the bank of Singapore? 1048 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:57,740 Beat you to it. 1049 00:51:57,824 --> 00:52:00,076 Excuse me. You're making progress. 1050 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,247 Now, get changed, and let's go knock their Gucci socks off. 1051 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:05,915 I am changed. 1052 00:52:06,416 --> 00:52:07,292 Oh. 1053 00:52:08,543 --> 00:52:09,586 Right. 1054 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:13,047 You sure? 1055 00:52:13,131 --> 00:52:14,132 Sure. 1056 00:52:17,635 --> 00:52:18,553 Thank you. 1057 00:52:23,266 --> 00:52:24,100 [sighs] 1058 00:52:24,934 --> 00:52:26,477 When I was three years old, 1059 00:52:26,561 --> 00:52:30,982 I shocked my parents by calculating a 12% tip on a pizza delivery. 1060 00:52:31,816 --> 00:52:33,193 Numbers've never failed me. 1061 00:52:35,028 --> 00:52:37,780 But today, I am not here to talk about numbers. 1062 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,160 I'm here to talk about her. 1063 00:52:43,453 --> 00:52:46,581 When we gave Chinda a loan to open her tailor shop, 1064 00:52:46,664 --> 00:52:48,208 we gave her a new life. 1065 00:52:50,043 --> 00:52:53,755 We also gave her daughters the ability to become the first in their family 1066 00:52:53,838 --> 00:52:55,173 to attend high school. 1067 00:52:56,174 --> 00:53:02,305 Like Chinda, my grandfather… my dada-ji, also received a loan. 1068 00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:07,268 When floods destroyed his crops in the small town called Mirzapur, 1069 00:53:07,352 --> 00:53:11,147 he moved to Mumbai and borrowed 1000 rupees to buy this boat. 1070 00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:14,817 With the money that he made fishing, 1071 00:53:14,901 --> 00:53:19,155 he was able to send my father to Ohio State to study economics, 1072 00:53:20,490 --> 00:53:24,035 making my dad the first in our family to finish college. 1073 00:53:26,496 --> 00:53:29,916 I am standing in this room today because of this boat 1074 00:53:29,999 --> 00:53:33,044 and because of the sacrifices that my parents made 1075 00:53:34,045 --> 00:53:36,714 to make sure their children had a better life. 1076 00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,967 [emotional music playing] 1077 00:53:39,050 --> 00:53:41,511 Our story is a reminder 1078 00:53:41,594 --> 00:53:45,348 that these loans aren't just a chance to change a woman's life, 1079 00:53:46,975 --> 00:53:50,186 but the chance to change her entire family's future. 1080 00:53:51,104 --> 00:53:52,647 Across continents, 1081 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:54,816 for generations to come. 1082 00:54:01,322 --> 00:54:02,865 And if we're being honest, 1083 00:54:03,992 --> 00:54:06,619 our lives are better when their lives are better. 1084 00:54:08,621 --> 00:54:10,623 Or as my father would say, 1085 00:54:11,624 --> 00:54:14,210 "A rising tide lifts all boats." 1086 00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:16,254 That's the real story here. 1087 00:54:19,632 --> 00:54:25,430 The question is, how many stories are we willing to rewrite? 1088 00:54:46,117 --> 00:54:47,201 Hey. 1089 00:54:47,285 --> 00:54:48,244 Hey yourself. 1090 00:54:48,328 --> 00:54:49,787 [both chuckle] 1091 00:54:51,039 --> 00:54:51,873 Thank you. 1092 00:54:55,543 --> 00:54:57,670 How can you afford to buy so many of these? 1093 00:54:58,171 --> 00:55:02,091 I'm hopelessly addicted to caffeine and prefer not to drink alone. 1094 00:55:02,592 --> 00:55:03,968 Enjoy it while you can. 1095 00:55:07,221 --> 00:55:08,097 Wait, what? 1096 00:55:08,931 --> 00:55:11,726 Unfortunately, I won't be able to keep you here. 1097 00:55:14,479 --> 00:55:15,563 James, I thought we-- 1098 00:55:15,646 --> 00:55:20,777 You convinced them to invest an additional ten million beyond our ask. 1099 00:55:20,860 --> 00:55:21,694 What? 1100 00:55:22,195 --> 00:55:23,488 Oh my God! 1101 00:55:24,697 --> 00:55:25,782 And you're firing me? 1102 00:55:25,865 --> 00:55:28,785 Hardly. When I told London the good news, 1103 00:55:28,868 --> 00:55:32,789 they decided to offer the Southeast Asia division to you. 1104 00:55:33,873 --> 00:55:35,208 But that's your promotion. 1105 00:55:35,291 --> 00:55:37,168 [scoffs] London can wait. 1106 00:55:37,251 --> 00:55:40,046 And let's be honest, I couldn't do half the job you will. 1107 00:55:40,129 --> 00:55:41,756 No, no, no. I can't accept that. 1108 00:55:41,839 --> 00:55:43,508 You don't have a choice. 1109 00:55:43,591 --> 00:55:46,219 Now, not only did Singapore come through, 1110 00:55:46,302 --> 00:55:49,680 but we received an additional massive donation from Red Star 1111 00:55:49,764 --> 00:55:51,432 that really got London's attention. 1112 00:55:51,516 --> 00:55:53,101 All because of you. 1113 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:56,270 -Red Star? -Another charitable trust. 1114 00:55:57,063 --> 00:55:59,857 Ash, when it rains it pours, 1115 00:55:59,941 --> 00:56:02,652 and our little tin cup runneth over. [chuckles] 1116 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,031 -[James] Hmm. -[emotional music playing] 1117 00:56:08,825 --> 00:56:10,326 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1118 00:56:11,661 --> 00:56:14,414 Yes. It is. 1119 00:56:15,957 --> 00:56:17,333 Congratulations, Ash. 1120 00:56:22,338 --> 00:56:26,217 Now I have to go figure out how to spend all this money. [chuckles] 1121 00:56:27,593 --> 00:56:28,428 James. 1122 00:56:31,597 --> 00:56:32,432 Thank you. 1123 00:56:35,309 --> 00:56:36,561 It was just coffee. 1124 00:56:46,279 --> 00:56:47,238 [exhales] 1125 00:56:47,864 --> 00:56:48,990 [chuckles] 1126 00:56:49,782 --> 00:56:51,784 [keypad clacking] 1127 00:56:53,870 --> 00:56:54,745 [phone buzzing] 1128 00:56:54,829 --> 00:56:58,416 Priya! Tea's ready. And your phone is dinging. 1129 00:56:58,499 --> 00:56:59,876 [phone buzzing] 1130 00:57:04,297 --> 00:57:07,675 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God! 1131 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,594 [gasps hysterically] Ooh! 1132 00:57:09,677 --> 00:57:12,972 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 1133 00:57:13,055 --> 00:57:16,726 What else could, "I have big news to share," mean, hey? 1134 00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:18,561 [chuckles] Yeah, yeah. Yeah. 1135 00:57:19,854 --> 00:57:22,273 Yeah. Okay, okay. Listen, listen. 1136 00:57:22,356 --> 00:57:24,901 Why don't you come for Sunday lunch, hmm? 1137 00:57:24,984 --> 00:57:27,028 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 1138 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,071 Yeah, do wear a sari. 1139 00:57:29,155 --> 00:57:31,616 Okay. And I've already arranged mithai. 1140 00:57:31,699 --> 00:57:33,784 Okay, okay. All right. Bye-bye. 1141 00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:37,538 Oh, yeah. Thank you. Thank you very much. 1142 00:57:38,331 --> 00:57:39,373 What's the occasion? 1143 00:57:40,291 --> 00:57:42,335 Just the Shahs coming for lunch. 1144 00:57:42,418 --> 00:57:44,086 Accha! Things getting serious, huh? 1145 00:57:44,170 --> 00:57:45,004 Hmm, yeah. 1146 00:57:45,087 --> 00:57:46,380 A word to the wise. 1147 00:57:46,464 --> 00:57:49,884 Don't blindly trust what Ravi's parents say about him. 1148 00:57:49,967 --> 00:57:50,968 Fine, theek hai. 1149 00:57:51,052 --> 00:57:52,678 Arre, listen. 1150 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:57,475 Just do a background check. You know, college, job, horoscope-- 1151 00:57:57,558 --> 00:58:00,019 Ravi graduated from MIT, for God's sake. 1152 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:02,897 -Suneeta, listen. -And he makes my Asha happy. 1153 00:58:06,692 --> 00:58:08,694 [eager music playing] 1154 00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:10,863 Here we go. 1155 00:58:13,324 --> 00:58:15,618 Everybody, come. Line up. We'll do the photo. 1156 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,120 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Coming. Coming! 1157 00:58:18,204 --> 00:58:19,872 -[Suneeta] Come here. -[Vijay] Come on. 1158 00:58:19,956 --> 00:58:21,207 [Dinesh] Come, Veena. Okay. 1159 00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:24,710 -One, two, three. Say paneer. -[camera beeping] 1160 00:58:24,794 --> 00:58:26,420 [all] Paneer! 1161 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:29,006 I can't wait to see their faces! 1162 00:58:29,090 --> 00:58:30,508 -Oh, I hear the door. -Okay. 1163 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,260 [Suneeta] Shh, shh. 1164 00:58:33,678 --> 00:58:34,679 …getting a pet. 1165 00:58:35,805 --> 00:58:38,140 [All] Surpri… 1166 00:58:38,224 --> 00:58:39,225 Oh, it's you guys. 1167 00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:42,311 Namaste. What's the occasion? What are we celebrating? 1168 00:58:42,395 --> 00:58:44,021 -I'm Nick. -We're waiting for… 1169 00:58:44,105 --> 00:58:46,941 -Oh, I see them coming! Stand over here. -Okay. Okay. 1170 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:50,486 -[Nick] Wait, what's going on? -[both chuckle] 1171 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:51,571 Oh my God. 1172 00:58:51,654 --> 00:58:53,364 [all] Surprise! 1173 00:58:55,241 --> 00:58:56,659 Look at their faces! 1174 00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:57,577 Mom? Dad? 1175 00:58:57,660 --> 00:59:02,540 I had no idea that Ravi's parents were joining us for lunch. Hello. 1176 00:59:02,623 --> 00:59:06,002 Oh, your future in-laws don't need a formal invite. 1177 00:59:06,085 --> 00:59:06,919 Sorry, my what? 1178 00:59:07,003 --> 00:59:08,754 Your mom is a bit overexcited. 1179 00:59:08,838 --> 00:59:10,548 [Suneeta] For your news, huh? 1180 00:59:10,631 --> 00:59:13,759 We wanted to throw a party, but this will do for now. 1181 00:59:13,843 --> 00:59:16,220 Okay. So tell us your big news! 1182 00:59:16,929 --> 00:59:20,308 Oh my God. No, Mom. That's not what this is. 1183 00:59:20,391 --> 00:59:22,184 You're not getting engaged? 1184 00:59:22,268 --> 00:59:24,812 What? No. Dad, why would you think that? 1185 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:27,231 You and Asha seem so happy, we thought-- 1186 00:59:27,315 --> 00:59:29,817 And then maybe my mom got a crazy idea? 1187 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,445 Suneeta, I told you not to let the bull hit you. 1188 00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:33,988 Boy, is that true, Mr. M. 1189 00:59:34,071 --> 00:59:35,948 Always with the sayings, Vijay! 1190 00:59:36,449 --> 00:59:38,534 Okay, then, so what is this big news? 1191 00:59:38,618 --> 00:59:42,955 Singapore, Ma! I got the funding for the loan initiative. 1192 00:59:43,039 --> 00:59:45,124 -Oh my God! Congrats! -Hey! 1193 00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:46,500 Thank you. 1194 00:59:46,584 --> 00:59:48,002 Is that a promotion? 1195 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:50,296 Yes, actually. And a raise. 1196 00:59:50,379 --> 00:59:51,547 -[scoffs] -More travel? 1197 00:59:51,631 --> 00:59:56,260 You could say that. The position is in the company headquarters in London, so… 1198 00:59:59,764 --> 01:00:00,765 London, London? 1199 01:00:00,848 --> 01:00:02,558 Oh no. London, England, babe. 1200 01:00:03,059 --> 01:00:05,853 No. No, no, no, no. I don't accept this. No. 1201 01:00:05,936 --> 01:00:07,897 When were you gonna tell me? 1202 01:00:08,648 --> 01:00:11,108 Uh, right now. That's literally what this is. 1203 01:00:13,361 --> 01:00:14,445 [Priya sighs] 1204 01:00:14,528 --> 01:00:16,030 Wow, London. That's, um… 1205 01:00:16,113 --> 01:00:18,366 A once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. 1206 01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:19,909 Thanks, Dad. 1207 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:24,789 But look. If you're going to go so far at least get engaged first. 1208 01:00:24,872 --> 01:00:25,873 -Mom! -[Dinesh] I agree. 1209 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,376 I could check their horoscopes next week. 1210 01:00:28,459 --> 01:00:30,127 No horoscope, none of this nonsense. 1211 01:00:30,211 --> 01:00:33,130 I agree. They care for each other. That's all that matters. 1212 01:00:33,214 --> 01:00:38,344 Yeah. And Ravi, we know you are a kind, decent, honest boy. Hmm? 1213 01:00:39,011 --> 01:00:44,100 Okay, Auntie, it's nice that you say that, but I… I need to tell you something. 1214 01:00:44,183 --> 01:00:46,394 -Like, all of you. -[coughs] 1215 01:00:46,477 --> 01:00:48,437 Ravi. [chokes] 1216 01:00:48,521 --> 01:00:49,730 -Dad? -Dinesh? 1217 01:00:49,814 --> 01:00:52,066 -Are you okay? -Get some water. 1218 01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,192 Are you okay? 1219 01:00:53,275 --> 01:00:56,904 Ravi, don't say anything. It's your last chance to be happy! 1220 01:00:57,571 --> 01:00:59,281 -Try to relax. -Quickly, quickly! 1221 01:00:59,365 --> 01:01:00,199 I'm okay. 1222 01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:02,368 Guys, he's fine. He panicked. 1223 01:01:02,451 --> 01:01:05,496 Relax, Dinesh. They'll get married in their own time. 1224 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:07,540 -Dad, stop it. -Whiskey. 1225 01:01:07,623 --> 01:01:09,834 Okay. Uncle, that's not the reason he panicked. 1226 01:01:09,917 --> 01:01:13,796 He panicked 'cause I was gonna tell you that my biodata, it's all lies. 1227 01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:16,298 But who cares? So is mine. Everyone's is. 1228 01:01:16,382 --> 01:01:18,134 Yeah, but Asha, mine is, like-- 1229 01:01:18,217 --> 01:01:21,804 Yeah, but you did go to MIT. You do run your own company. 1230 01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:24,432 Okay, come on, Dad. Yeah, I went to MIT. Okay. 1231 01:01:24,515 --> 01:01:27,184 I was 16 years old. I didn't know what I was doing. 1232 01:01:29,812 --> 01:01:31,522 So I dropped out, by the way. 1233 01:01:35,484 --> 01:01:38,404 That must've been very difficult. When did you go back? 1234 01:01:39,447 --> 01:01:40,990 I didn't go back, Uncle. 1235 01:01:41,907 --> 01:01:44,243 I couldn't. I just… 1236 01:01:44,326 --> 01:01:48,372 I needed time to figure out what I wanted, without all the pressure. 1237 01:01:48,456 --> 01:01:49,540 And that time, it… 1238 01:01:50,833 --> 01:01:51,876 It saved my life. 1239 01:01:54,378 --> 01:01:56,464 So, yeah, I didn't finish college. 1240 01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:00,468 But I do have a company. 1241 01:02:01,719 --> 01:02:04,180 It's just not a start-up. I'm a DJ. 1242 01:02:04,263 --> 01:02:06,056 -[Nick scoffs] -[in Hindi] Hai raam. 1243 01:02:06,474 --> 01:02:07,308 Oh. 1244 01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,059 [Vijay in English] It's okay. 1245 01:02:09,143 --> 01:02:10,895 Why didn't you just tell me? 1246 01:02:11,562 --> 01:02:12,730 Asha, I tried to. 1247 01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:16,150 He should've come clean way sooner, but it's not a big deal. 1248 01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:18,903 -When we found out, it-- -You and Nick knew about this? 1249 01:02:18,986 --> 01:02:20,362 My buddy Joby told me, yeah. 1250 01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,907 You didn't think it was important to tell me? 1251 01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:24,658 Because we like him. 1252 01:02:25,367 --> 01:02:26,202 Right? 1253 01:02:26,869 --> 01:02:29,330 Oh yeah, no, we like him. Oh yeah, a lot. 1254 01:02:30,331 --> 01:02:33,334 Wait a minute. Ravi, you had 15 years to make it right? 1255 01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:35,544 Go back to school, get a job, but… 1256 01:02:36,128 --> 01:02:38,422 [scoffs] You become a DJ? 1257 01:02:38,506 --> 01:02:41,258 Ravi, can this lifestyle support a family? 1258 01:02:41,342 --> 01:02:43,302 Dad, don't ask him that. We're not getting engaged. 1259 01:02:43,385 --> 01:02:44,553 Yeah, Uncle, I can. 1260 01:02:44,637 --> 01:02:46,722 [Asha] And why are you even responding? 1261 01:02:46,806 --> 01:02:50,267 I don't need anyone to support me. Why is this always about supporting me? 1262 01:02:50,351 --> 01:02:53,771 Even if I wanted a family, I could do it on my own. 1263 01:02:54,355 --> 01:02:57,858 All I would really like is some honesty. 1264 01:02:57,942 --> 01:03:01,779 But Asha, wasn't it your idea to pretend to be a couple in the first place? 1265 01:03:01,862 --> 01:03:03,405 -[mothers] What? -Oh my God. 1266 01:03:03,489 --> 01:03:04,657 You lied to us, Asha? 1267 01:03:04,740 --> 01:03:06,033 How could you do this? 1268 01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:07,159 Because of this! 1269 01:03:08,035 --> 01:03:13,165 Because you people drive us insane with your pressure. This is what happens! 1270 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:15,501 We are dating now, though. 1271 01:03:15,584 --> 01:03:19,839 What's the point of that? You're a DJ. How will you pay for your kids' college? 1272 01:03:19,922 --> 01:03:21,715 -Mom… -Anyone smell the… 1273 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:23,634 'Cause it smells like burning, so… 1274 01:03:23,717 --> 01:03:27,304 I told you! No one wants to marry a bum like you. Now do you see? 1275 01:03:27,388 --> 01:03:28,639 Don't call my son a bum! 1276 01:03:28,722 --> 01:03:29,723 You encouraged this! 1277 01:03:29,807 --> 01:03:30,808 Okay, Dad, stop. 1278 01:03:31,308 --> 01:03:35,187 Let me ask you. Who do you think paid for all the catering orders these last months? 1279 01:03:35,271 --> 01:03:38,274 -What? -Food banks, homeless shelters, the teams. 1280 01:03:38,357 --> 01:03:42,361 -What are you talking about? -Red Star Standard, Dad. Ring a bell? 1281 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:43,863 [Dinesh] What about it? 1282 01:03:43,946 --> 01:03:47,449 Those are my initials, Dad. That's me, I'm Red Star Standard. 1283 01:03:48,242 --> 01:03:49,451 Red Star Standard? 1284 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:52,580 That's you? 1285 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,416 Yeah. It's this charitable fund I just… 1286 01:03:55,499 --> 01:03:56,542 [whispers] Oh my God. 1287 01:03:57,042 --> 01:03:58,794 -Asha… -[smoke detector beeping] 1288 01:03:58,878 --> 01:04:02,631 [breathes heavily] No one panic. The aloo gobi's on fire. 1289 01:04:02,715 --> 01:04:04,425 [Suneeta] What? Aloo gobi? 1290 01:04:04,508 --> 01:04:06,010 -Asha, wait. -[Suneeta] Oh my God! 1291 01:04:06,093 --> 01:04:07,845 [Asha] Did it ever occur to you to ask? 1292 01:04:07,928 --> 01:04:09,305 Why are you so upset? 1293 01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:12,516 Oh. [scoffs] How many more surprises do you have for me? 1294 01:04:13,309 --> 01:04:14,727 I thought this would make you happy. 1295 01:04:14,810 --> 01:04:18,522 "You have to own what you want and trust your inner voice?" What the hell? 1296 01:04:18,606 --> 01:04:19,607 I meant it. 1297 01:04:19,690 --> 01:04:21,817 But you don't think I can do my job on my own. 1298 01:04:21,901 --> 01:04:24,612 Asha, you convinced me it was a good investment-- 1299 01:04:24,695 --> 01:04:28,657 I wasn't trying to convince you. I needed to do this by myself. 1300 01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:30,075 I just wanted to help. 1301 01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:30,993 Help? 1302 01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:36,332 The way you helped your dad? Don't you see that it's so patronizing? 1303 01:04:37,374 --> 01:04:39,126 How do you even have so much money? 1304 01:04:39,209 --> 01:04:41,879 Rob a bank? Sell endangered species off the back of a van. 1305 01:04:41,962 --> 01:04:43,631 No, it's because of Facebook. 1306 01:04:43,714 --> 01:04:46,008 -So you did work at a start-up. -Not exactly. 1307 01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,802 I DJ'd a couple parties for them back in the day and they couldn't pay. 1308 01:04:48,886 --> 01:04:50,095 Gave me stock instead. 1309 01:04:50,179 --> 01:04:52,640 You made a million bucks DJing some nerd parties? 1310 01:04:52,723 --> 01:04:55,768 A lot more, actually. Look, it's no big deal. 1311 01:04:55,851 --> 01:04:58,270 It is a big deal. I am not some cause. 1312 01:04:58,354 --> 01:04:59,939 I know that, Asha. I know that. 1313 01:05:00,022 --> 01:05:03,025 At least Krish was honest about the fact that he didn't believe in me. 1314 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:05,569 -You did it behind my back. -Seriously? 1315 01:05:06,946 --> 01:05:10,032 Let me ask. You ever been honest about a single relationship? 1316 01:05:10,115 --> 01:05:12,326 -Don't turn this around. -You wanted to role-play. 1317 01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:13,786 Yeah, and you broke character. 1318 01:05:16,622 --> 01:05:18,082 [emotional music playing] 1319 01:05:18,165 --> 01:05:20,960 There is a big difference between telling a white lie 1320 01:05:21,043 --> 01:05:22,878 and being completely untruthful. 1321 01:05:25,464 --> 01:05:26,507 Who even are you? 1322 01:05:27,299 --> 01:05:30,469 Asha, I'm the guy who went to 14 weddings with you. 1323 01:05:32,304 --> 01:05:35,766 Not because I had to. Not because my parents forced me to. 1324 01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:38,185 I went because I genuinely wanted to. 1325 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:41,772 That's the only thing I was untruthful about. 1326 01:05:41,855 --> 01:05:44,108 That I didn't have to pretend to be in love with you. 1327 01:05:44,191 --> 01:05:46,193 Which is what I am, by the way. 1328 01:05:48,445 --> 01:05:49,738 I'm in love with you. 1329 01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:58,247 I opened my heart to you, Ravi. 1330 01:06:02,376 --> 01:06:04,086 Do you know what that took? 1331 01:06:09,341 --> 01:06:10,676 And for the record, 1332 01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:13,470 I don't care about MIT. 1333 01:06:17,099 --> 01:06:18,976 I trusted you, and you let me down. 1334 01:06:29,361 --> 01:06:30,237 [sighs] 1335 01:06:46,503 --> 01:06:47,588 Hey, Mom. 1336 01:06:48,464 --> 01:06:52,092 I can't believe it, beta. You spent thousands on orders through Red Star. 1337 01:06:52,593 --> 01:06:55,095 He wouldn't let me help you otherwise, so… 1338 01:06:56,180 --> 01:06:59,600 You were always different, even as a child. 1339 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,978 And I worried for you. 1340 01:07:04,730 --> 01:07:06,690 Mom, what was the point in lying? 1341 01:07:07,775 --> 01:07:10,611 Asha and her parents want nothing to do with me now. 1342 01:07:12,237 --> 01:07:13,989 We were only trying to help. 1343 01:07:14,573 --> 01:07:18,660 Do not blame your mom. You met Asha because of that biodata. 1344 01:07:18,744 --> 01:07:20,162 Can't you see? 1345 01:07:20,662 --> 01:07:24,833 You're our son. We would lie, die, whatever for your happiness. 1346 01:07:24,917 --> 01:07:26,877 Yeah, Dad, but I was happy. 1347 01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,837 Then you should've kept your mouth shut. 1348 01:07:31,715 --> 01:07:32,549 Talk to her. 1349 01:07:33,342 --> 01:07:35,594 -She won't take my calls. -Then go to her. 1350 01:07:36,303 --> 01:07:37,888 [sighs] It doesn't matter. 1351 01:07:39,848 --> 01:07:41,767 I came to tell you I'm going back to work. 1352 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,436 Yoshi lined up a bunch of gigs, and I just… 1353 01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:47,523 -I think it's time. -Ravi, no. 1354 01:07:47,606 --> 01:07:52,277 Mom, I am done lying. I'm done pretending to be someone I'm not. 1355 01:07:52,361 --> 01:07:55,239 Again, you're running away the minute things get hard. [scoffs] 1356 01:07:55,322 --> 01:07:57,991 Okay. Here's the thing, Dad. 1357 01:07:58,492 --> 01:08:00,702 I am not running away. 1358 01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:04,164 Okay? This is my job. This is who I am. 1359 01:08:04,957 --> 01:08:08,836 I just wish you could see that. I wish that was enough, but clearly not… 1360 01:08:08,919 --> 01:08:10,879 Ravi, it's not that. We want you-- 1361 01:08:10,963 --> 01:08:14,842 We want the son we lost when he dropped out of MIT and disappeared. 1362 01:08:16,176 --> 01:08:19,930 -We want those years back. -Yeah, but those years are gone, Dad! 1363 01:08:20,013 --> 01:08:21,390 Those years are gone! 1364 01:08:23,684 --> 01:08:28,188 But the son you do have is standing right in front of you. I am right here. 1365 01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,819 [melancholic music playing] 1366 01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:34,736 Okay. 1367 01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:54,983 I recommend a flat in Shoreditch. 1368 01:09:55,067 --> 01:09:58,654 It's murderously expensive, but you're getting a raise. 1369 01:10:07,829 --> 01:10:09,706 They called again to see if you'd signed. 1370 01:10:10,624 --> 01:10:11,583 [phone chimes] 1371 01:10:17,047 --> 01:10:20,384 Ash, he's an international DJ. You'll see him again. 1372 01:10:21,593 --> 01:10:22,678 I don't think so. 1373 01:10:23,262 --> 01:10:25,097 Look. I'm sorry. I'm confused. 1374 01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:29,685 This guy that you pretended to date and thought was broke, 1375 01:10:29,768 --> 01:10:31,603 you actually fell in love with. 1376 01:10:32,521 --> 01:10:34,940 Okay. And, it turns out, oh, he's crazy rich. 1377 01:10:35,440 --> 01:10:37,985 Not to mention, he helped you get promoted over your boss. 1378 01:10:38,068 --> 01:10:39,444 He believes in you. 1379 01:10:39,528 --> 01:10:42,239 And this is the guy you never wanna see again. 1380 01:10:44,700 --> 01:10:47,869 You need to swallow your pride you need to sign that contract, 1381 01:10:47,953 --> 01:10:51,373 and then you need to apologize to that boy. It is that simple. 1382 01:10:51,456 --> 01:10:53,208 -It's not-- -I don't wanna hear it! 1383 01:10:54,626 --> 01:10:56,003 You know what's not simple? 1384 01:10:57,796 --> 01:10:58,630 Seeing you go. 1385 01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:02,843 I'm gonna miss you. 1386 01:11:02,926 --> 01:11:04,261 We're gonna miss you. 1387 01:11:04,344 --> 01:11:08,307 I'm gonna hate your phony British accent you're obviously gonna come home with. 1388 01:11:10,934 --> 01:11:13,520 But if you let opportunities like this pass you by… 1389 01:11:16,231 --> 01:11:18,317 -I'm gonna have to kill you. -[Asha chuckles] 1390 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,610 I know people in this town who can make that happen. 1391 01:11:20,694 --> 01:11:23,655 -Okay. -If it's really over, why not just go? 1392 01:11:23,739 --> 01:11:24,948 What's holding you back? 1393 01:11:26,199 --> 01:11:31,538 I guess my family, my parents, my sister. I've never left them like this before. 1394 01:11:31,621 --> 01:11:35,334 We spend so much energy trying to get away from our parents. 1395 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:37,544 And when we finally get the chance… 1396 01:11:38,045 --> 01:11:39,629 [emotional music playing] 1397 01:11:39,713 --> 01:11:42,215 It was hard for me to leave Jamaica for London. 1398 01:11:43,717 --> 01:11:47,763 I didn't want to abandon my parents. In spite of our differences. 1399 01:11:48,347 --> 01:11:49,514 And how did you? 1400 01:11:49,598 --> 01:11:53,185 I realized my life is where I take it. 1401 01:11:54,478 --> 01:11:56,813 My parents will always be there for me. 1402 01:11:56,897 --> 01:12:01,151 But opportunities like these don't come along every day. 1403 01:12:04,780 --> 01:12:07,491 So this is where you're saving the world. 1404 01:12:08,158 --> 01:12:10,369 -Dad? -[exhales] We were just leaving. 1405 01:12:15,165 --> 01:12:15,999 Mr. Maurya. 1406 01:12:16,958 --> 01:12:18,502 What are you doing here? 1407 01:12:20,921 --> 01:12:22,589 You want to go for a walk? 1408 01:12:25,217 --> 01:12:27,219 [hopeful music playing] 1409 01:12:31,598 --> 01:12:37,187 Beta, when I was a young economist, it was a different time. 1410 01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:41,566 White men half as smart as me would get promoted above me. 1411 01:12:41,650 --> 01:12:43,902 I'd get stuck doing their job for them. 1412 01:12:44,986 --> 01:12:48,990 You know what my boss said? He said, "Indians? They're smart, sure, 1413 01:12:49,074 --> 01:12:52,202 but they're numbers guys. They'll never be leaders." 1414 01:12:52,994 --> 01:12:57,374 I know. Makes me so mad. I'm sorry you had to go through that, Dad. 1415 01:12:57,457 --> 01:13:01,211 Which is why I was so worried that you were being too idealistic. 1416 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:04,756 I didn't want you to face the same disappointment I had. 1417 01:13:06,633 --> 01:13:08,760 But, um, look at you. 1418 01:13:10,262 --> 01:13:11,430 You did it. 1419 01:13:13,765 --> 01:13:16,059 Bigger numbers than I ever dreamt of. 1420 01:13:16,768 --> 01:13:17,727 [Asha chuckles] 1421 01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,938 And you know what makes me the most proud? 1422 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,024 That you did it on your own terms. 1423 01:13:23,984 --> 01:13:26,945 Jah, beti. Go to London. You deserve it. 1424 01:13:27,487 --> 01:13:30,991 -[sighs] -Go have the experience of a lifetime. 1425 01:13:32,409 --> 01:13:33,618 For me. 1426 01:13:38,248 --> 01:13:40,208 I'm sorry that I lied to you. 1427 01:13:41,501 --> 01:13:42,961 I'm sorry we drove you crazy. 1428 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,174 -I blame it on your mother. -[Asha giggles] 1429 01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:52,387 I think I have time for some ice cream. 1430 01:13:52,888 --> 01:13:54,431 What kind of job is this? 1431 01:14:06,526 --> 01:14:08,528 [soft emotional music playing] 1432 01:14:15,911 --> 01:14:17,913 [inaudible chatter] 1433 01:14:21,041 --> 01:14:23,585 Offo, where is your sister? 1434 01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,337 Getting her makeup done. Relax. 1435 01:14:25,420 --> 01:14:28,423 Hai Bhagwan. Why is she only wearing one necklace? 1436 01:14:29,382 --> 01:14:31,176 'Cause she's not Mr. T, Ma. 1437 01:14:31,760 --> 01:14:36,056 Well, she's late now. Call and see what time they left their home. 1438 01:14:36,681 --> 01:14:38,975 Their home? What do you mean "their home"? 1439 01:14:39,059 --> 01:14:43,146 You think I was born yesterday. I know about the boyfriends. 1440 01:14:43,230 --> 01:14:45,440 The sneaking around at night. 1441 01:14:46,149 --> 01:14:48,443 And the fact that Nick and Priya live together. 1442 01:14:49,319 --> 01:14:52,906 And yet you didn't say anything. That is very unlike you. 1443 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:57,827 I wanted her to tell me. I wanted my daughters to tell me everything. 1444 01:15:00,622 --> 01:15:04,918 Well, you know, Ma, that we've always wanted to. 1445 01:15:06,836 --> 01:15:08,046 We just didn't know how. 1446 01:15:09,172 --> 01:15:12,175 We never really speak about that stuff in our family. 1447 01:15:13,802 --> 01:15:17,013 You never really even told me about your life before I was born. 1448 01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:21,726 What is there to tell? I drove my parents crazy, just like you. 1449 01:15:22,352 --> 01:15:24,604 I find that very hard to believe. 1450 01:15:25,897 --> 01:15:29,359 -I also know you found that photo. -Of you and that boy? 1451 01:15:29,442 --> 01:15:30,443 [chuckles] 1452 01:15:31,778 --> 01:15:34,948 Parag and I were neighbors. Our fathers were old friends. 1453 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:37,409 When Parag would come for tea with his father, 1454 01:15:37,492 --> 01:15:40,453 we would sit in the garden and talk for hours. 1455 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:42,914 Of course, we fell in love. 1456 01:15:44,291 --> 01:15:47,836 When it came time to arrange my marriage, I told my parents about him, 1457 01:15:48,378 --> 01:15:49,254 but they forbade it. 1458 01:15:49,337 --> 01:15:53,008 He was from a different caste, they said. 1459 01:15:54,509 --> 01:15:57,512 My father never spoke to Parag's family again. 1460 01:16:00,348 --> 01:16:04,978 My parents arranged a shaadi for me to your father and my fate was sealed. 1461 01:16:07,230 --> 01:16:08,064 Mom. 1462 01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:13,987 That must have been so heartbreaking. 1463 01:16:15,030 --> 01:16:15,864 It was. 1464 01:16:16,531 --> 01:16:19,784 [chuckles] At first, I pretended to love your dad. 1465 01:16:19,868 --> 01:16:23,413 But eventually, I didn't need to pretend anymore. 1466 01:16:25,582 --> 01:16:29,794 And now I have you girls and this beautiful life. 1467 01:16:34,049 --> 01:16:35,717 Do you ever think about him? 1468 01:16:36,551 --> 01:16:38,720 Oh yeah, from time to time. 1469 01:16:38,803 --> 01:16:42,432 I told myself, if I ever had daughters, I would let them choose their fate, 1470 01:16:42,515 --> 01:16:43,600 their happiness. 1471 01:16:44,309 --> 01:16:49,773 Yeah, as long as we have five MBAs, choose a nice guy, and make round rotis. 1472 01:16:49,856 --> 01:16:52,859 -This looks good. You should wear this. -This isn't Game of Thrones. 1473 01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:56,529 Listen to you, Miss Taco Bell. When have you even made one roti? 1474 01:16:56,613 --> 01:16:59,157 -I made, like, a quarter once. -Yeah, once. 1475 01:17:00,367 --> 01:17:04,329 Oh, beta. I hate to see you go to London. 1476 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,249 But that is your fate. 1477 01:17:09,542 --> 01:17:15,799 And darling, I know Ravi's not perfect, but I feel he's your happiness. 1478 01:17:16,424 --> 01:17:18,301 I see the way he looks at you. 1479 01:17:18,385 --> 01:17:21,429 It's exactly the same way your father's looked at me 1480 01:17:21,513 --> 01:17:23,056 since the day we met. 1481 01:17:27,352 --> 01:17:29,979 -Why are you sitting around? Priya's gone! -What? 1482 01:17:30,063 --> 01:17:32,107 She's didn't show up for makeup and her phone is off. 1483 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,275 She was supposed to do that an hour ago. 1484 01:17:34,359 --> 01:17:37,237 Calm down. She's gotta be here somewhere. Let's split up. 1485 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:38,363 Should've had sons. 1486 01:17:38,446 --> 01:17:40,156 Vijay, call 911! 1487 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:42,534 -I go this way, you that way. -Yeah, okay. 1488 01:17:42,617 --> 01:17:44,035 -Priya? -[Vijay] Priya? 1489 01:17:44,577 --> 01:17:46,162 -[women shriek] -Ah! Sorry, Aunties. 1490 01:17:46,246 --> 01:17:47,580 [rhythmic music playing] 1491 01:17:47,664 --> 01:17:48,540 Priya! 1492 01:17:49,791 --> 01:17:50,875 -Pri! -Darling? 1493 01:17:51,376 --> 01:17:54,421 -[occupant yells] -Sorry! How many bathrooms are there? 1494 01:17:54,504 --> 01:17:56,089 Priya? Priya, beta! 1495 01:17:56,172 --> 01:17:58,758 Don't worry, everything's fine. Priya! 1496 01:18:00,051 --> 01:18:01,177 -Asha. -Nick? 1497 01:18:01,261 --> 01:18:02,971 -I need help. -Have you seen Priya? 1498 01:18:03,054 --> 01:18:03,888 -Priya? -Yes! 1499 01:18:03,972 --> 01:18:07,183 -No. Wait, I need your… -[groans] Priya! Pri? 1500 01:18:08,643 --> 01:18:09,477 Pri? 1501 01:18:11,104 --> 01:18:13,231 -Pri, is that you? -[Priya] No. [sobs] 1502 01:18:13,314 --> 01:18:15,567 -Want to talk about it? -[Priya] No! 1503 01:18:15,650 --> 01:18:19,487 Uh, okay, I don't mean to rush you, but your guests have started to arrive. 1504 01:18:19,571 --> 01:18:21,030 [Priya] I don't care! 1505 01:18:21,614 --> 01:18:23,366 Come on, open up. It's only me. 1506 01:18:23,450 --> 01:18:24,826 [Priya] It's fricking open. 1507 01:18:25,577 --> 01:18:27,579 Oh. [sighs] 1508 01:18:28,371 --> 01:18:30,457 -What is going on here? -[grunts] 1509 01:18:30,540 --> 01:18:33,793 I didn't want the ice sculptures. I didn't… 1510 01:18:33,877 --> 01:18:38,214 I didn't want the gold-leaf cake, and why can't he just wear a tuxedo? 1511 01:18:38,298 --> 01:18:41,843 Okay, Dr. Priya, time for a little chat. 1512 01:18:41,926 --> 01:18:44,721 He won't even tell me what his big surprise is. 1513 01:18:44,804 --> 01:18:47,223 Then it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? 1514 01:18:47,932 --> 01:18:52,562 I don't think this is about cakes or ice sculptures or surprises. 1515 01:18:52,645 --> 01:18:56,107 -I think this is about you. -How is this possibly about me? 1516 01:18:56,191 --> 01:18:59,486 For some reason, I think this whole seven lifetimes thing 1517 01:18:59,569 --> 01:19:01,029 has you kind of freaked out. 1518 01:19:04,741 --> 01:19:06,326 It just got me thinking. 1519 01:19:06,409 --> 01:19:09,788 Every generation in our family has done this for centuries. 1520 01:19:10,497 --> 01:19:12,707 What if I'm the first one to screw it up? 1521 01:19:13,958 --> 01:19:15,835 You don't have to worry. I already screwed it up. 1522 01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:18,963 But I'm the first one to marry someone who isn't Indian. 1523 01:19:19,047 --> 01:19:22,050 Is that what this is about? 'Cause Nick is way more Indian than we are. 1524 01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:26,387 Are you seriously gonna say that to me? How's that supposed to make me feel… 1525 01:19:26,471 --> 01:19:28,097 I know. Listen, listen, listen. 1526 01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:32,310 -[sobs] -Nick is crazy about you. 1527 01:19:33,061 --> 01:19:36,648 Okay? I mean, otherwise he wouldn't be dressed the way he is. 1528 01:19:37,232 --> 01:19:39,025 -How's he dressed? -Doesn't matter. 1529 01:19:39,108 --> 01:19:41,486 What matters is that he loves you. 1530 01:19:41,569 --> 01:19:42,862 [sighs] 1531 01:19:42,946 --> 01:19:44,656 And Mom and Dad love him. 1532 01:19:45,323 --> 01:19:47,408 Or at least, they will learn to. 1533 01:19:49,452 --> 01:19:52,080 The only question that remains is, do you? 1534 01:19:52,580 --> 01:19:54,582 [emotional music playing] 1535 01:19:57,877 --> 01:19:59,546 But I'm scared. 1536 01:20:03,091 --> 01:20:04,592 We're all scared. 1537 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,097 If you don't marry Nick today, 1538 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:11,933 you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life. 1539 01:20:14,811 --> 01:20:18,398 Pri, you have a chance to live your life the way you want to. 1540 01:20:20,233 --> 01:20:21,943 So just tune out the noise. 1541 01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,571 Listen to your heart. 1542 01:20:26,823 --> 01:20:28,992 Let your love be greater than your fear. 1543 01:20:33,538 --> 01:20:35,498 [chuckles] That's beautiful, Ash. 1544 01:20:36,875 --> 01:20:39,377 -Did you come up with that yourself? -Yep. 1545 01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:41,504 No. 1546 01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:44,799 [chuckles] 1547 01:20:46,259 --> 01:20:48,303 It was someone a little bit smarter than me. 1548 01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:53,057 We need to get you into makeup. Now. 1549 01:20:53,141 --> 01:20:56,019 -Really? -Yes, really. You should see your face. 1550 01:20:56,102 --> 01:20:57,103 God! 1551 01:20:57,186 --> 01:21:01,024 Priya! Thank God! Quickly, let's get you ready and dressed. 1552 01:21:01,107 --> 01:21:02,609 -Have you been drinking? -No. 1553 01:21:02,692 --> 01:21:04,277 Yes. Get her some coffee. 1554 01:21:04,360 --> 01:21:06,195 Wait, wait, no. Let's get you dressed. 1555 01:21:06,279 --> 01:21:07,822 There's something I need to do first. 1556 01:21:07,906 --> 01:21:09,824 -Where you going? -Don't worry, I'll be back. 1557 01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:12,911 Hai raam! I can smell the Pinot Grigio on you. 1558 01:21:12,994 --> 01:21:14,203 [tires screeching] 1559 01:21:14,287 --> 01:21:16,289 [tense music playing] 1560 01:21:21,544 --> 01:21:22,712 [laughter] 1561 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:25,131 -I know. I was 12 years old. -Oh my God. 1562 01:21:25,214 --> 01:21:28,676 And so, I'm alone with this person who's driving me crazy. 1563 01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:31,179 I had to walk home. Can you imagine that? 1564 01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:34,849 -And I decided to keep it. -Ravi? 1565 01:21:36,225 --> 01:21:40,396 -Asha. What're you doing here? -I was an idiot. I owe you an apology. 1566 01:21:40,480 --> 01:21:41,648 Asha, you don't have to-- 1567 01:21:41,731 --> 01:21:46,736 I never had a chance to thank you. For going along with my crazy scheme. 1568 01:21:46,819 --> 01:21:50,073 [emotional music playing] 1569 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:54,243 For teaching me how to drop beats and turn tables. 1570 01:21:56,079 --> 01:21:59,374 For donating 50 years' worth of Indian takeout to my work. 1571 01:21:59,457 --> 01:22:00,416 [chuckles] 1572 01:22:02,335 --> 01:22:04,045 I know it came from your heart. 1573 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:08,091 Because everything you do comes from your heart. 1574 01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:15,390 [inhales] And I was wrong to say you didn't believe in me. 1575 01:22:19,102 --> 01:22:20,186 [whispers] I'm sorry. 1576 01:22:20,687 --> 01:22:21,521 Ash… 1577 01:22:22,021 --> 01:22:24,649 Um, Ravi, who is this? 1578 01:22:24,732 --> 01:22:25,692 [Asha] Doesn't matter. 1579 01:22:26,526 --> 01:22:29,362 What matters is this is a great guy, you know? 1580 01:22:30,071 --> 01:22:32,991 He's brilliant. He's kind. He's a true original. 1581 01:22:34,117 --> 01:22:36,452 He might seem like a bit of a slacker at first. 1582 01:22:36,536 --> 01:22:38,037 I thought so too. 1583 01:22:38,788 --> 01:22:42,250 And you should never play him at Bananagrams. Ever. 1584 01:22:45,003 --> 01:22:47,130 As you get to know him, he grows on you. 1585 01:22:48,631 --> 01:22:50,383 And if you're not too blind, 1586 01:22:51,884 --> 01:22:54,846 you'll find he's the kind of guy you want cheering you on. 1587 01:22:58,224 --> 01:22:59,058 Always. 1588 01:23:00,893 --> 01:23:01,936 Ash. 1589 01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:03,771 -Asha. -[woman] Go. 1590 01:23:03,855 --> 01:23:05,565 -Go! -Asha! 1591 01:23:07,233 --> 01:23:08,943 It's not what you think! 1592 01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,111 Asha. Asha, wait! 1593 01:23:14,866 --> 01:23:17,785 -[Vijay] Everything's gonna be fine. -Why do you keep saying that? 1594 01:23:17,869 --> 01:23:20,496 Why do you keep telling me to calm down. This is serious. 1595 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:21,748 People are listening. 1596 01:23:21,831 --> 01:23:23,666 -Why are we here? -Thank God you're here. 1597 01:23:23,750 --> 01:23:25,418 Great. Now we need the groom. 1598 01:23:25,501 --> 01:23:26,335 Where's Nick? 1599 01:23:26,419 --> 01:23:28,337 -You haven't seen him? -No. Why? 1600 01:23:28,421 --> 01:23:29,630 This is a disaster! 1601 01:23:29,714 --> 01:23:31,883 If this is his surprise, this is not funny. 1602 01:23:31,966 --> 01:23:34,969 This white guy is taking Indian Standard Time to a new level. 1603 01:23:35,053 --> 01:23:36,846 [Priya] How could he just disappear? 1604 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:39,599 -I did see him before and he-- -He what? 1605 01:23:39,682 --> 01:23:40,892 He was asking for help. 1606 01:23:40,975 --> 01:23:42,685 -You didn't help him? -I was looking for you! 1607 01:23:42,769 --> 01:23:45,521 -God, our daughters will never marry! -Ma. Come on. 1608 01:23:45,605 --> 01:23:47,398 [traditional music playing] 1609 01:23:55,031 --> 01:23:57,033 [elephant trumpeting] 1610 01:23:57,116 --> 01:23:59,494 [guests cheering] 1611 01:24:04,499 --> 01:24:06,042 Is that an elephant? 1612 01:24:06,125 --> 01:24:08,127 -[elephant trumpeting] -[Nick] Whoo! 1613 01:24:09,921 --> 01:24:10,963 [in Hindi] Hai Bhagwan. 1614 01:24:13,424 --> 01:24:16,427 [in English] Oh. My. God. 1615 01:24:30,525 --> 01:24:32,068 [in Hindi] Welcome, Spice Girls! 1616 01:24:32,151 --> 01:24:33,653 [guests laughing] 1617 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:38,324 Priya. 1618 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:41,452 [emotional music playing] 1619 01:24:41,536 --> 01:24:46,124 You are a dead onion. 1620 01:24:46,207 --> 01:24:47,792 [guests laughing] 1621 01:24:47,875 --> 01:24:53,339 With you, I'm a thin banana. 1622 01:24:56,342 --> 01:24:58,886 -[in English] Did I… I said… -No. 1623 01:24:58,970 --> 01:25:00,847 -No? -No. 1624 01:25:00,930 --> 01:25:03,057 My God, I'm so sorry I was so late. 1625 01:25:05,852 --> 01:25:09,272 I know you didn't want a whole thing, and I did a whole thing. 1626 01:25:09,355 --> 01:25:10,356 It was perfect. 1627 01:25:10,439 --> 01:25:12,233 I love you so much. 1628 01:25:20,616 --> 01:25:22,451 [Asha] Come on, let's get you married! 1629 01:25:41,095 --> 01:25:43,097 [clapping and cheering] 1630 01:25:52,106 --> 01:25:53,274 [glasses clinking] 1631 01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:55,943 Congratulations, guys. Whoo! 1632 01:25:57,278 --> 01:26:01,324 And congratulations to my mom and dad too, for staying out of their way. 1633 01:26:01,407 --> 01:26:02,783 -Mostly. -Little bit. 1634 01:26:02,867 --> 01:26:03,993 [Asha sighs] 1635 01:26:04,076 --> 01:26:08,039 One thing that I have learned about love… 1636 01:26:10,041 --> 01:26:12,793 is that it's a lot like moving to a new country. 1637 01:26:12,877 --> 01:26:16,756 Trying to build something where nothing existed before. 1638 01:26:16,839 --> 01:26:18,341 [emotional music playing] 1639 01:26:18,424 --> 01:26:22,762 It's hanging on and letting go. 1640 01:26:23,387 --> 01:26:25,765 It's messy, it's beautiful, 1641 01:26:26,766 --> 01:26:28,768 like any giant leap of faith. 1642 01:26:31,145 --> 01:26:35,274 So congratulations to the two of you for taking that leap. 1643 01:26:35,358 --> 01:26:38,361 May you take many more. I love you. 1644 01:26:40,071 --> 01:26:40,988 [Nick chuckles] 1645 01:26:41,072 --> 01:26:43,783 -Cheers to Nick and Priya! -Cheers! 1646 01:26:43,866 --> 01:26:44,867 [guests cheering] 1647 01:26:45,493 --> 01:26:46,327 Cheers. 1648 01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:47,411 [Priya] Thank you. 1649 01:26:47,495 --> 01:26:48,704 Aw! You're welcome. 1650 01:26:48,788 --> 01:26:49,747 [Asha] I love you guys. 1651 01:26:49,830 --> 01:26:50,873 [Priya] Thank you, Ash. 1652 01:26:50,957 --> 01:26:52,083 You could get married too. 1653 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:53,209 -[Priya] I love you. -Mom! 1654 01:26:53,292 --> 01:26:58,714 And thank you to everyone who celebrated with us today. 1655 01:26:59,590 --> 01:27:02,009 But we have a surprise for you. 1656 01:27:02,093 --> 01:27:03,844 I am honored to invite 1657 01:27:04,762 --> 01:27:08,307 our own DJ Spellbound! 1658 01:27:08,391 --> 01:27:10,893 [guests cheering] 1659 01:27:10,977 --> 01:27:11,894 That's Ravi! 1660 01:27:12,478 --> 01:27:14,188 Look, Asha, that's Ravi. 1661 01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:16,107 ["Get It In" by Raja Kumari playing] 1662 01:27:16,190 --> 01:27:18,150 ♪ I think y'all know ♪ 1663 01:27:18,234 --> 01:27:20,945 ♪ Hey, hey Did 'em in, did 'em in, did 'em in… ♪ 1664 01:27:21,028 --> 01:27:22,905 You have to say something to them. 1665 01:27:23,698 --> 01:27:26,367 ♪ Hit the switch Imma shine the light up in the dark ♪ 1666 01:27:26,993 --> 01:27:29,328 Stop the music! Stop the music! 1667 01:27:29,412 --> 01:27:30,913 [music stops] 1668 01:27:31,831 --> 01:27:34,709 What in God's name is going on? Pinky, please sit down. 1669 01:27:34,792 --> 01:27:38,963 Suneeta, Vijay, it is my duty to tell you that this boy is a fraud. 1670 01:27:39,046 --> 01:27:40,214 [guests gasp] 1671 01:27:40,298 --> 01:27:42,508 -Pinky, it's okay. -I tried to warn you. 1672 01:27:42,591 --> 01:27:44,593 No, no, no. Pinky, enough. 1673 01:27:44,677 --> 01:27:45,970 Enough. 1674 01:27:46,053 --> 01:27:48,097 You need to let this go. 1675 01:27:48,180 --> 01:27:52,768 Maybe it's time we learn something from our kids and leave the shame behind. 1676 01:27:53,644 --> 01:27:56,439 [auntie] Pinky, it's over. Come. 1677 01:27:57,356 --> 01:27:59,775 [chuckles] Sorry. She's a little drunk. 1678 01:27:59,859 --> 01:28:01,152 [guests laughing] 1679 01:28:01,944 --> 01:28:03,946 Um, if I may, uh… 1680 01:28:05,948 --> 01:28:06,991 Pinky Auntie's right. 1681 01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:12,705 I haven't been honest about who I am for a very, very long time. 1682 01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:13,998 It's okay, Ravi. 1683 01:28:14,081 --> 01:28:17,418 Thank you, Uncle, but I'm sorry, um… 1684 01:28:18,544 --> 01:28:20,880 Not for me. For the people I've hurt. 1685 01:28:21,964 --> 01:28:24,008 Especially you, Asha. 1686 01:28:24,550 --> 01:28:26,052 And to you, Nick and Priya. 1687 01:28:26,135 --> 01:28:30,056 I, uh, know a wedding isn't the place for this, but I, um… 1688 01:28:30,681 --> 01:28:32,099 -Dad, just-- -Please. 1689 01:28:32,183 --> 01:28:34,977 -What are you doing? -Let me speak. Let me speak. 1690 01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:44,695 Yes. Ravi did not graduate from MIT. He does not have a start-up. 1691 01:28:44,779 --> 01:28:47,239 -Is there a point? What are you doing? -Yes. 1692 01:28:48,032 --> 01:28:50,451 The point is that it doesn't matter. 1693 01:28:51,118 --> 01:28:52,870 I, we… 1694 01:28:55,581 --> 01:28:58,167 are very proud that you're our son. 1695 01:28:58,250 --> 01:29:00,044 [guests] Aw. 1696 01:29:00,628 --> 01:29:01,462 Thanks, Dad. 1697 01:29:04,632 --> 01:29:06,634 [cheering] 1698 01:29:10,137 --> 01:29:11,263 [Dinesh] Okay, enough. 1699 01:29:16,602 --> 01:29:19,230 [emotional music playing] 1700 01:29:20,898 --> 01:29:23,442 Asha, I'm sorry I wasn't more honest with you. 1701 01:29:26,070 --> 01:29:31,325 Reality is, I've never had truer feelings than when I was pretending to date you. 1702 01:29:33,327 --> 01:29:35,121 I wasn't even really pretending. 1703 01:29:36,122 --> 01:29:37,665 Asha, you're gonna change the world. 1704 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:41,252 That beautiful mind and that big heart. 1705 01:29:42,128 --> 01:29:44,964 I just hope there's room for me in it. Someday. 1706 01:29:55,850 --> 01:29:57,017 What about her? 1707 01:30:00,604 --> 01:30:01,439 Me? 1708 01:30:04,275 --> 01:30:07,236 That's Pihu. Um, she's my cousin. 1709 01:30:07,319 --> 01:30:09,697 -Uh. -[guests chuckling] 1710 01:30:10,573 --> 01:30:11,657 [Ravi] Say hi, Pihu. 1711 01:30:12,992 --> 01:30:13,826 Hi. 1712 01:30:17,413 --> 01:30:18,247 Come here. 1713 01:30:19,623 --> 01:30:20,624 [Vijay whispers] Go. 1714 01:30:21,834 --> 01:30:23,461 ["Show Me" by Natania playing] 1715 01:30:24,628 --> 01:30:27,214 Whoo! Yay! [chuckles] Yes! 1716 01:30:28,883 --> 01:30:30,509 -[Nick] Yeah! -[Priya] Finally! 1717 01:30:31,719 --> 01:30:33,596 [Asha] My name is Asha Maurya. 1718 01:30:35,347 --> 01:30:37,766 And I have a joyous appetite for life. 1719 01:30:42,354 --> 01:30:44,190 I am a natural in the kitchen. 1720 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:51,197 And yearn to have a family to feed. 1721 01:30:53,282 --> 01:30:54,867 I save the world by day. 1722 01:30:57,411 --> 01:30:59,955 But live a quiet, traditional life by night. 1723 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:08,297 At heart, I'm just a simple girl whose hobbies include fine dining 1724 01:31:08,380 --> 01:31:09,632 and relaxing at home. 1725 01:31:12,718 --> 01:31:16,972 Seeking my Indian Prince Charming with a freelance job and a heart of gold. 1726 01:31:19,058 --> 01:31:24,063 I love weddings and dream of having a grand one of my own someday. 1727 01:31:24,772 --> 01:31:25,606 Maybe. 1728 01:31:26,106 --> 01:31:26,941 I think. 1729 01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:30,986 [in Hindi] ♪ Show me dreams ♪ 1730 01:31:31,070 --> 01:31:33,155 ♪ Make me meet the moon and stars ♪ 1731 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:37,368 ♪ In every lifetime I’ll only want you ♪ 1732 01:31:37,451 --> 01:31:39,453 ♪ You’re my crazy lover ♪ 1733 01:31:39,537 --> 01:31:41,580 ♪ If I’m upset You can make me feel better 1734 01:31:41,664 --> 01:31:43,666 [in English] ♪ I’ve got me And that’s enough ♪ 1735 01:31:43,749 --> 01:31:45,751 ♪ But you can show me love ♪ 1736 01:31:45,834 --> 01:31:47,461 ♪ Show me show me love ♪ 1737 01:31:47,545 --> 01:31:49,296 [in Hindi] ♪ Like it is in the pictures ♪ 1738 01:31:49,380 --> 01:31:50,756 [in English] ♪ Show me love ♪ 1739 01:31:50,839 --> 01:31:53,092 [in Hindi] ♪ You be the groom I’ll be the bride ♪ 1740 01:31:53,175 --> 01:31:56,470 [in English] ♪ Show me Show me, show me love ♪ 1741 01:31:56,554 --> 01:31:59,890 ♪ Show me, show me, show me love ♪ 1742 01:32:00,391 --> 01:32:03,394 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1743 01:32:04,937 --> 01:32:06,063 ♪ C'mon ♪ 1744 01:32:08,399 --> 01:32:11,151 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1745 01:32:16,323 --> 01:32:19,243 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1746 01:32:24,331 --> 01:32:27,084 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1747 01:32:32,464 --> 01:32:35,092 ♪ Yah, yah, yah Show me, show me love ♪ 1748 01:32:41,098 --> 01:32:43,100 ♪ Show me, show me love ♪ 1749 01:32:43,183 --> 01:32:45,477 [in Hindi] ♪ Like it is in the pictures ♪ 1750 01:32:45,561 --> 01:32:47,021 [in English] ♪ Show me love ♪ 1751 01:32:47,104 --> 01:32:49,106 [in Hindi] ♪ You be the groom I’ll be the bride ♪ 1752 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:52,484 [in English] ♪ Show me Show me, show me love ♪ 1753 01:32:52,568 --> 01:32:56,196 ♪ Show me, show me, show me love ♪ 1754 01:32:57,197 --> 01:32:59,199 ♪ Show me, show me love ♪ 1755 01:33:00,409 --> 01:33:02,411 ["Real Thing" by Natania playing] 1756 01:33:17,885 --> 01:33:21,639 ♪ Look at me look at me butterfly Keep it light when I get it done ♪ 1757 01:33:22,431 --> 01:33:26,018 ♪ Look at me look at me double time On the ride when I beat my drum ♪ 1758 01:33:26,852 --> 01:33:30,689 ♪ Look at me look at me I don't stop Till I drop yeah I keep it going ♪ 1759 01:33:30,773 --> 01:33:33,025 ♪ Cause everybody know everybody know ♪ 1760 01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:35,110 ♪ Everybody know everybody know ♪ 1761 01:33:35,611 --> 01:33:37,655 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1762 01:33:37,738 --> 01:33:39,782 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1763 01:33:39,865 --> 01:33:42,034 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1764 01:33:42,117 --> 01:33:44,203 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1765 01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:46,372 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1766 01:33:46,455 --> 01:33:48,540 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1767 01:33:48,624 --> 01:33:50,793 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1768 01:33:50,876 --> 01:33:52,461 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1769 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:01,553 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1770 01:34:08,310 --> 01:34:10,354 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1771 01:34:10,437 --> 01:34:14,066 ♪ Imma, Imma do anything everything When it comes my way ♪ 1772 01:34:14,775 --> 01:34:18,320 ♪ Imma be Imma be hustling in the ring No pain no gain ♪ 1773 01:34:19,154 --> 01:34:22,616 ♪ Imma do Imma do what I want 'Cause I got my ducks in a row ♪ 1774 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,369 ♪ Cause everybody know everybody know ♪ 1775 01:34:25,452 --> 01:34:27,413 ♪ Everybody know everybody know ♪ 1776 01:34:27,913 --> 01:34:30,082 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1777 01:34:30,165 --> 01:34:32,167 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1778 01:34:32,251 --> 01:34:34,378 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1779 01:34:34,461 --> 01:34:36,588 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1780 01:34:36,672 --> 01:34:38,757 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1781 01:34:38,841 --> 01:34:40,926 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1782 01:34:41,009 --> 01:34:43,095 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real thing ♪ 1783 01:34:43,178 --> 01:34:45,180 ♪ Ain't nothing like the real ♪ 1784 01:34:45,681 --> 01:34:47,683 [soft piano music playing]