1 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:07,809 Lately, I've been feeling pretty lost 2 00:00:07,841 --> 00:00:09,581 on where I'm supposed to be in life. 3 00:00:09,610 --> 00:00:11,780 I've had so many things going on, 4 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,882 and my head just hasn't been in the right place. 5 00:00:13,914 --> 00:00:15,824 So, after pulling some strings, 6 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:18,289 I've managed to get a meeting with the council. 7 00:00:18,318 --> 00:00:20,488 Coordinating a meeting with the council 8 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:21,891 is a really big deal. 9 00:00:21,922 --> 00:00:22,762 They're here. 10 00:00:23,924 --> 00:00:25,294 They're all on different schedules 11 00:00:25,325 --> 00:00:26,825 with really busy lives, 12 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,930 so when you can get all three of my older sisters 13 00:00:29,963 --> 00:00:31,633 in the same place at the same time, 14 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:33,265 that's quite the feat. 15 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:34,840 I think it's gonna be worth it. 16 00:00:38,238 --> 00:00:39,838 Hello, sisters. 17 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:40,813 I hope you're well. 18 00:00:40,841 --> 00:00:42,111 Because I'm not. 19 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:45,352 I've summoned you here today to discuss my place in this family. 20 00:00:45,379 --> 00:00:46,949 Been feeling kind of stinky lately 21 00:00:46,980 --> 00:00:48,720 and I don't know if you can tell by my mannerisms, 22 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:51,249 - but, like-- - How do you say "mannu-risms"? 23 00:00:51,285 --> 00:00:52,245 "Mannu-risms"? 24 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,486 Mannerisms. 25 00:00:54,521 --> 00:00:55,861 - How do you say it? - Mannerisms. 26 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:57,559 - "Manna-risms." - I said "mannu-risms." 27 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:01,660 The council is a very complicated beast 28 00:01:01,695 --> 00:01:03,695 that can be difficult to wrangle. 29 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,370 But I have my ways. 30 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,744 Anyways, I was just hoping for, like, some advice. 31 00:01:10,771 --> 00:01:12,011 Maybe some wisdom. 32 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:14,709 Okay, so we're throwing Mom a party. 33 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:15,641 Okay. 34 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:18,946 It's like a once-in-a-lifetime epic, epic party. 35 00:01:18,979 --> 00:01:21,179 Cool, is that something I can help out with? 36 00:01:21,215 --> 00:01:22,575 Yeah. 37 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:24,046 Okay, yeah, awesome. 38 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,154 That would actually be great. 39 00:01:25,185 --> 00:01:26,285 I--I won't let you down. 40 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:29,090 I've got, like, a ton of cool ideas already. 41 00:01:29,122 --> 00:01:30,592 I'm so happy that my sisters 42 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,834 are letting me help plan Mom's party with them. 43 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,430 It's the exact thing I need right now to help me focus. 44 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:38,072 Plus, it's just a really cool thing to do for Mom. 45 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:41,498 My mom does so much for us, so this is our chance 46 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:45,765 to go over the top and throw her a surprise for her birthday. 47 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,094 After meeting with the council, 48 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,955 I decided to immediately get to work 49 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:08,234 on planning Mom's party. 50 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:10,362 To throw Mom the best party ever, 51 00:02:10,397 --> 00:02:12,767 I need to really know who she is. 52 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,539 So research is obviously a crucial part of my process. 53 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:20,909 I don't wanna brag, but I'm high-key the best detective in my family. 54 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:22,941 "Persians." [bleep] yeah. 55 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,006 I'm gonna crush this. 56 00:02:24,044 --> 00:02:27,184 I've been living with my mom for the past 24 years, 57 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:29,154 and she's still a mystery to me. 58 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:33,453 I have to really understand the person I'm trying to celebrate. 59 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,455 So in order to throw her the best party ever, 60 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,531 I'm gonna leave no stone unturned. 61 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:42,695 Hey, Ray. 62 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:45,334 God, come on, how'd you get my number? 63 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:46,265 Question for you. 64 00:02:46,300 --> 00:02:49,440 What kind of floral arrangements is my mom into? 65 00:02:49,469 --> 00:02:50,599 How would I know that? 66 00:02:50,637 --> 00:02:53,167 I was thinking something kind of sweet but not romantic. 67 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,877 - What? - Do you think roses are, like, 68 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:56,178 - too sexy for my mom? - Kirby. 69 00:02:56,210 --> 00:02:57,410 - 'Cause typically roses... - Kirby. 70 00:02:57,444 --> 00:02:59,284 - Are like a Valentine's Day thing... - Kirby! 71 00:02:59,313 --> 00:03:00,613 That's like...sexual. 72 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,347 I'm not friends with your mom. 73 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,052 But you guys are neighbors. 74 00:03:04,084 --> 00:03:06,354 Yeah, that doesn't mean I know her. 75 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:07,746 - Well-- - I saw her once. 76 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:10,558 She was taking out the garbage. I went like that. 77 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,231 That's all. I was being polite. 78 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,359 Does she like baby's breath? 79 00:03:13,393 --> 00:03:14,633 Stop calling this number. 80 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:15,661 Also, everyone's kind of like chipping in 81 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,156 so if you can, like, Venmo me just like, 82 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,727 I don't know, 40 bucks. 83 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:20,365 Yeah, okay, I'm calling the police. 84 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,470 Hello? 85 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:23,836 He hung up. 86 00:03:30,811 --> 00:03:32,111 - Hi, how are you? - I'm good. 87 00:03:32,145 --> 00:03:33,905 - Doing well. - This is, like, so official. 88 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,447 Today, I'm showing my sisters what I've been planning. 89 00:03:36,483 --> 00:03:38,393 I'm excited to present all my ideas 90 00:03:38,418 --> 00:03:40,018 and show them what I've been working on. 91 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:41,563 It's a lot of pressure. 92 00:03:41,588 --> 00:03:43,318 Here you go. But I know it'll be worth it. 93 00:03:43,357 --> 00:03:45,727 My mom has thrown us the most elaborate, 94 00:03:45,759 --> 00:03:47,359 great parties our entire life. 95 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:50,534 Let's get your party groove on, kids. 96 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:55,871 We can't do this half-assed. 97 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:58,673 We have to do this really strong. 98 00:03:58,705 --> 00:04:00,935 We need to come correct or don't come at all. 99 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,244 All right, guys, thank you so much for meeting with me. 100 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,877 I've thought about everything, from the theme of the party 101 00:04:05,913 --> 00:04:07,053 to the parking situation 102 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,180 to the bathrooms. 103 00:04:08,215 --> 00:04:10,545 I love your bathrooms. They have everything. 104 00:04:10,584 --> 00:04:11,694 Yeah, I'm a bathroom freak. 105 00:04:11,718 --> 00:04:14,188 Sinks, toilets, paper towels. 106 00:04:14,221 --> 00:04:17,421 They need hair spray, a comb, a this, they need a [bleep] condom. 107 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:20,162 Wait. Condoms? 108 00:04:20,194 --> 00:04:23,064 The presentation started off a bit rocky. 109 00:04:23,096 --> 00:04:25,266 It's hard to see eye to eye on everything, 110 00:04:25,299 --> 00:04:28,469 but collaboration is about powering through obstacles 111 00:04:28,502 --> 00:04:31,172 and incorporating other people's ideas too. 112 00:04:31,205 --> 00:04:33,605 Okay, um, I'll get you a condom. 113 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:36,180 And, honestly, I had so much more cool stuff planned. 114 00:04:38,045 --> 00:04:39,745 We're in a party. 115 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,850 ♪ ♪ 116 00:04:41,882 --> 00:04:45,352 Are we doing a photo booth or anything like that? 117 00:04:45,385 --> 00:04:47,145 Uh, yeah, we can do a photo booth. 118 00:04:47,187 --> 00:04:49,617 I almost feel like these pillows are too much. 119 00:04:49,656 --> 00:04:50,786 - Yeah. - I agree. 120 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,094 Tone on tone, it's probably too much, right? 121 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,626 You know, paisley might be nice. 122 00:04:54,661 --> 00:04:57,631 It's so much fun brainstorming with Kim and Khloé, 123 00:04:57,664 --> 00:05:00,204 and it really allows me to show my stuff. 124 00:05:00,234 --> 00:05:01,974 All about mom. 125 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:03,942 That's what I'm trying to accomplish here. 126 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,841 All of my research shows that my mom loves lots of things. 127 00:05:06,874 --> 00:05:09,214 Entrepreneurship, fashion, 128 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:11,113 love, friendship, 129 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:12,614 women's tuxedos, 130 00:05:12,646 --> 00:05:14,076 and professionalism. 131 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:15,324 Am I missing anything? 132 00:05:15,349 --> 00:05:17,179 Oh, alcohol. She loves alcohol. 133 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,493 And pizza. 134 00:05:20,521 --> 00:05:22,861 When Kimberly looked me in the eyes and said, 135 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:25,190 "I think we're done here, you can stop now," 136 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,785 I knew this whole thing was a success. 137 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:27,897 Champagne birdbath. 138 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:29,828 I gave my sisters so many ideas. 139 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,133 I know what you're thinking. 140 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,174 The pizza wall is only 2x4, 141 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,640 but we can make this as big or as small as we want. 142 00:05:35,669 --> 00:05:38,139 Way it works is simple. Each slice has a magnet in it. 143 00:05:38,172 --> 00:05:40,772 We have to think about the details, like 144 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,337 what's an extra "ta-da" at the party. 145 00:05:43,377 --> 00:05:46,307 I've been wanting to be a clown since I was a little boy. 146 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:49,216 Thank you for giving me this opportunity of a lifetime. 147 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,979 Thank you, Kardashians. 148 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:52,588 I want to thank you. 149 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:56,359 I did such a good job, they told me I didn't even need to help anymore 150 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,990 and to just focus on getting Mom an awesome gift. 151 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:01,226 And that's exactly what I'm gonna do.